Zetus Lepetus: A Mammoth Club Original Podcast is hosted by Molly, Alan, and Max. Each episode features a detailed breakdown and discussion of the wild world of Disney Channel Original Movies, or DCOMs, chronologically.
Minutemen
What better way to kick off 2008 than with some time travel! Join Molly, Alan, and Max as they watch a trio of time-traveling teens tackle bullies and their shenanigans!
Note: This episode has some minor buzzing due to audio interference.
2/5/2024 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 3 seconds
Twitches Too
Molly, Alan, and Max return to Coventry as Artemis and Apolla have to defeat the darkness created by their... wait... this sounds familiar.
1/29/2024 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 30 seconds
High School Musical 2
What time is it? That's right, it's time for High School Muscial 2! Molly, Alan, and Max take a fabulous trip to watch the Wildcats work this out to have an absolutely unforgettable summer! You can bet on it!
1/22/2024 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 40 seconds
Johnny Kapahala: Back On Board
Hee HEE! After 8 years of waiting, Molly, Alan, and Max are thrilled to hang out with Johnny Kapahala as he navigates family challenges before Grandpa Tsunami get's hitched.
1/15/2024 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 51 seconds
Jump In!
Molly, Alan, and Max follow Izzy as he journeys from boxing superstar to double-dutch champion!
1/8/2024 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 11 seconds
Return to Halloweentown
In this final installment of the Halloweentown saga, Molly, Alan, and Max follow a person that is *definitely* Marnie as she tackles university, romance, and a distrubingly dark family secret.
12/18/2023 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 44 seconds
The Cheetah Girls 2
Molly, Alan, and Max join The Cheetah Girls on another adventure that feels... similar, but in a brand new country!
12/11/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 34 seconds
Read it and Weep
Molly, Alan, and Max watch as Jamie battles her increasingly real imaginary friend as she experiences the pitfalls of fame.
12/4/2023 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 25 seconds
Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior
Molly, Alan, and Max enjoy a mix of martial arts and high school drama as the fate of the world rests on Wendy Wu.
11/27/2023 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 37 seconds
Cow Belles
Molly, Alan, and Max watch a DCOM version of a Hallmark special where Taylor and Courtney must save their father's dairy farm, but not without shenangians and romance.
11/20/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 27 seconds
High School Musical
LET'S GO WILDCATS! Molly, Alan, and Max go back to East High and witness the entire social order be turned on it's head as Troy and Gabriella audition for the Twinkle Town Musical!
11/6/2023 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 43 seconds
Twitches
Molly, Alan, and Max discuss the whirlwind of events surrounding a pair of twin witches as they set out to save their home on a parallel dimension.
10/30/2023 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 18 seconds
The Proud Family
Molly, Alan, and Max discuss the actions of the Proud family as they attempt to escape a dastardly plot from a peanut clone named Dr. Carver. Yes, we said peanut clone.
10/23/2023 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 47 seconds
Life is Ruff
Molly, Alan, and Max follow the escapades of the smooth-talking (read: selfish) Calvin as he attempts to use a rescue dog Tyco to win a dog show so he might buy a coveted comic book.
10/16/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 12 seconds
Armageddon
In this live recorded BONUS EPISODE of Zetus Lepetus, Molly, Alan, and Max discuss world saving efforts of Harry Stamper and his crew of drillers as they attempt to divert an asteroid from destroying the Earth.
10/9/2023 • 2 hours, 22 minutes, 4 seconds
Go Figure
Molly, Alan, and Max follow Katelin Kingsford as she attempts to balance her dreams of Olympic figure skating and her high school hockey team. Naturally she chooses to become an Olympian... right?
10/2/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 51 seconds
Kim Possible Movie: So The Drama
In their first animated DCOM, Molly, Alan, and Max follow the final (but not really) adventures of Kim Possible as she saves the world, again, from her dad's old classmate... and dates a robot.
9/25/2023 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 9 seconds
Buffalo Dreams
Molly, Alan, and Max watch as Josh explores life in a new town and learns from a Navajo family running a buffalo reservation there.
9/18/2023 • 2 hours, 43 seconds
Now You See It...
Molly, Alan, and Max explore the tale of Danny the teen magician through the eyes of his personal producer, Allison.
9/11/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 36 seconds
Halloweentown High
Molly, Alan, and Max watch as Marnie attempts to prove that monsters would be accepted in the mortal world so that the Cromwell witches might maintain control over their power.
9/4/2023 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 7 seconds
Tiger Cruise
Molly, Alan, and Max follow the stories of Maddie, Anthony, and Tina as they grapple with the events of 9/11 while on their Tiger Cruise.
8/28/2023 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 40 seconds
Stuck in the Suburbs
Molly, Alan, and Max follow the misadventures of Brittany as she blackmails a celebrity after coming into possession of his phone in a classic switcheroo moment.
8/21/2023 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 43 seconds
Zenon: Z3
Molly, Alan, and Max bid farewell to a beloved franchise and the namesake of the podcast as they once again watch Zenon Kar get up to her shenanigans; this time in the Teen Supreme contest.
8/14/2023 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 5 seconds
Going to the Mat
Molly, Alan, and Max follow Jace as he attempts to acclimate himself to a new school and team while contenting with a lack of acceptance due to his blindness.
8/7/2023 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 55 seconds
Pixel Perfect
Molly, Alan, and Max dissect the technological follies of a holographic-teen led girl band and an emotionally clueless holograph creator.
7/31/2023 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 26 seconds
Full Court Miracle
In this year's holiday episode, Molly, Alan, and Max learn the story of Chanukah through Alex and his teams' experience with their high school basketball team.
7/24/2023 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 2 seconds
The Cheetah Girls
Molly, Alan, and Max are all about some GROWL power in this cheetah-rific adventure following the formation of a powerhouse girl group!
7/17/2023 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 53 seconds
Eddie's Million Dollar Cookoff
Torn between his love of baseball and cooking, Molly, Alan, and Max watch as Eddie Ogden fights against seixsm and misoginy so that he might pursue his dream of being a mad scientis... uh, chef.
This podcast contains some audio issues that occured during recording. We apologize for any interruptions this may cause during your listen and appreciate your patience!
7/10/2023 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 18 seconds
The Even Stevens Movie
Molly, Alan, and Max revisit an old classic(?) franchise as they watch the Steven's family be tortured by a deranged TV show host.
7/3/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 31 seconds
Right on Track
Molly, Alan, and Max follow the Erica and Courtney Enders' journey as they fight for recgonition within the male dominated sport of underground street, I mean, drag racing.
6/26/2023 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 14 seconds
You Wish!
In this classic movie trope; Molly, Alan, and Max follow the adventures of Alex as he wishes away his younger brother, Stevie, to live an objectively better life that he throws away for absolutely no reason. (No bias here at all!)
6/19/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 18 seconds
The Scream Team
Molly, Alan, and Max follow the adventures of Ian and Claire as they attempt to free their grandfather's ghost from an evil fire spirit in order to help heal their father's generational trauma.
6/12/2023 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 35 seconds
A Ring of Endless Light
Molly, Alan, and Max follow the adventures of Marissa Coop... uh... Vicky as she navigates a love triangle on an isolated island with the help of her grandfather and telepathic dolphins. Wow, that was an odd sentence to write.
6/5/2023 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 13 seconds
Gotta Kick It Up!
Molly, Alan, and Max explore the multi-cultural dance exploits of a middle school dance team as they transform from dreadful to... somehow national level talent.
5/29/2023 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 14 seconds
Get a Clue
Molly, Max, and Alan follow Lexy and her fellow fashionable super sleuths as they work to unravel the mystery gripping their entire school and, by extension, the upper east side of New York City.
5/22/2023 • 1 hour, 42 minutes
Tru Confessions
Max, Molly, and Alan follow the filmmaking adventures of Tru as she documents the life of her twin brother Eddie and how he navigates the world with his disability.
5/15/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 36 seconds
Cadet Kelly
Molly, Alan, and Max follow Kelly as she is uprooted from her city life to be placed in a military school run by her father "Sir," and discuss her attempts to maintain her ideals and individuality.
5/8/2023 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 9 seconds
Double Teamed
In this based on a true story DCOM, Max, Molly, and Alan follow the athletic pursuits of Heidi and Heather, a pair of twins who ditch their short-lived volleyball dreams in pursuit of a sport they've never actually played: basketball.
5/1/2023 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 22 seconds
'Twas the Night
Molly, Alan, and Max unpack the familial trauma and technological shenanigans of Nick Wrigley and his nephew Danny as they attempt to save (or steal) Christmas.
4/24/2023 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 41 seconds
Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge
In their return to Halloweentown, Max, Molly, and Alan explore the consequences of revealing deep family secrets to strangers with roses.
4/17/2023 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 57 seconds
The Poof Point
Max, Molly, and Alan explore the time hijinks of Eddie and Marie as they attempt to manage the teenage antics of their parents.
4/10/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 48 seconds
Jumping Ship
Molly, Max, and Alan follow the journey of Michael and Tommy, along with their new friend Jake Hunter as they attempt to thwart pirates and escape a deserted island.
4/3/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 7 seconds
The Jennie Project
Molly, Max, and Alan explore the (dramatic?) antics of a chimp named Jennie and the impact she has on the Archibald family, specifically their father Hugo.
3/27/2023 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 28 seconds
Jett Jackson: The Movie
Molly, Alan, and Max discuss the double-life-switcheroo of the famous Jett Jackson and his (apparently real) counterpart Silverstone. Oh, and Jett misses prom. Bummer.
3/20/2023 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 4 seconds
Hounded
In this wild episode, Molly, Alan, and Max discuss what could have been if only the writers had followed the more well thought out plot points they established instead of what we got: a possessed dog from the abyss.
3/13/2023 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 35 seconds
The Luck of the Irish
Molly, Alan, and Max explore their heritage... as well as Kyle Johnson's, who also happens to be a leprechaun!
3/6/2023 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 4 seconds
Motocrossed
Contending with the worst villain they have ever faced, misogyny, Molly, Alan, and Max discuss Andrea's fight to compete in her brother's place to secure a sponsorship to keep Carson Racing afloat.
2/27/2023 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 44 seconds
Zenon: The Zequel
Molly, Alan, and Max revel in the return to the Spay-Stay as they watch Zenon attempt to circumvent the decay of her beloved home by... finding aliens?
2/20/2023 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 46 seconds
The Ultimate Christmas Present
Molly, Alan, and Max discuss Allie's narcissistic personality traits and her crusade to cause a snow day so she can escape writing a creative writing paper for school and, instead, causing a meteorological disaster.
2/13/2023 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 57 seconds
Phantom of the Megaplex
Molly, Alan, and Max struggle with their own Phantom of Zetus Lepetus as they discuss the corporate ladder climbing Pete and his attempt to manage a movie premiere despite a series of shenanigans.
2/6/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 52 seconds
Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire
In an educational episode (for one of the MAM crew), Molly, Alan, and Max discuss the risky antics of a horror loving Adam and the potential impacts of a union between their mother and a vampire.
1/30/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 23 seconds
The Other Me
In this philosophical episode, Molly, Alan, and Max consider the arguments for nature versus nurture as they explore why the clone called Twoie is just all-around better than his original human, Will Browning.
1/23/2023 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 48 seconds
Quints
In this wild coming of age story, Molly, Alan, and Max watch as Jamie works through her wildly inconsistent journey with her helicopter parents. (And Alan nearly as a come apart.)
1/16/2023 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 23 seconds
Ready to Run
Welcome back and saddle up! Molly, Alan, and Max return to Zetus Lepetus and follow the tale of a young girl who wishes to follow in her father's footsteps to become a jockey. With the help of her trainer Mr. Machado and her unique super power, she can do anything. (But not really, because she's 14.)
1/9/2023 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 8 seconds
Stepsister from Planet Weird
Molly, Alan, and Max follow the misadventures of Megan and Ariel as they address the cultural (and planetary) divides as they have to quickly adjust to becoming step-sisters.
12/19/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 20 seconds
Miracle in Lane 2
In this based on a true story episode, Molly, Max, and Alan follow the adventures of Justin Yoder, his wildly sexual parents (??), and... interesting interactions with a NASCAR based deity!
12/12/2022 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 52 seconds
Rip Girls
Molly, Alan, and Max take a trip back to Hawaii with Sydney and follow her adventures as she explores her past and makes a very serious real-estate decision.
12/5/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 12 seconds
Alley Cats Strike
Molly, Alan, and Max join a group of misfits bumbling through a high stakes competition as their beloved bowling shakes up rival high schools.
11/28/2022 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 27 seconds
The Color of Friendship
On this very special episode of Zetus Lepetus, Molly, Alan, and Max discuss the boundary breaking friendship between Piper and Mahree as they learn more about one another despite clear racial divides. (Based on a true story.)
11/21/2022 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 26 seconds
Up, Up, and Away
Hello fellow citizens! This weekend on Zetus Lepetus; Molly, Alan, and Max reveal their secret identities as they assess the super-situation with the Marshall family and their son Scott's lack of super powers!
11/14/2022 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 30 seconds
Horse Sense
Yee haw! Molly, Alan, and Max break down the absolute savagery of the young rancher Tommy as he enacts revenge on his cousin Michael after a bad trip to Beverly Hills in this Lawrence Brothers special.
11/7/2022 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 2 seconds
Hocus Pocus 2
It's a HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!! Molly, Alan, and Max return to Salem with their favorite coven of witches to watch shenanigans ensue! Come, we FLY!
10/31/2022 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 43 seconds
Don't Look Under the Bed
Molly, Alan, and Max weather a trip under the bed to confront this boogey filled film and return... different.
10/24/2022 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 14 seconds
Genius
Molly, Alan, and Max follow the antics of Charlie, the child genius, as he attempts to balance a double life between his collegiate work and the bad boy lifestyle of his alter-ego: Chaz. (Which... is just short for Charlie...)
10/17/2022 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 18 seconds
Johnny Tsunami
Molly, Alan, and Max sing the praises of Johnny Kapahala as they break down how he navigates moving from the sick waves of Hawaii to the dope slopes of Vermont!
10/10/2022 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 35 seconds
Smart House
In a highlight of early DCOMs, Molly, Alan, and Max discuss Ben's handling of childhood trauma through the acquisition and support of a house run by artificial intelligence. What could go wrong?
10/3/2022 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 27 seconds
Thirteenth Year
In one of the strangest episodes ever recorded, Molly, Alan, and Max break down Cody's journey through merman puberty including personal relationships, fins, scales, and actual electricity.
9/26/2022 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 48 seconds
Can of Worms
After making a desperate plea to the universe, Molly, Alan, and Max watch Mike Pillsbury fend off predatory aliens as they vie for him to relocate to their planet.
9/19/2022 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 11 seconds
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
ZETUS LEPETUS! Molly, Alan, and Max take a trip to space, Earth, and back again as they follow Zenon through her daring escapades to save her space station home!
9/12/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 54 seconds
Halloweentown
Spooky season begins as Molly, Alan, and Max take a trip to Halloweentown to follow the misadventures of Marnie as she attempts to thwart a hostile takeover bid and learn to embrace her witch heritage.
9/5/2022 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 47 seconds
Brink!
Molly, Alan, and Max are forced to analyze and reassess their respect for Andy "Brink" Brinker, a great inline skater and bad friend, as they witness the Soul Skaters face off against the X-Bladz.
8/29/2022 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 27 seconds
You Lucky Dog
Molly, Alan, and Max sit down to cover the wild tale of Jack Morgan, the disgraced dog psychic, as he grapples with his recently returned abilities and uses them to solve a murder... apparently?!
8/22/2022 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 12 seconds
Under Wraps
Molly, Alan, and Max dissect the misadventures of a magically resurrected mummy named Harold and his three child caretakers in this wild start to the Disney Channel Original Movie series.