Griffin's favorite button-masher! Rachel's favorite sports mini-game competition!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaThe Marsha P. Johnson Institute https://marshap.org/

Rachel's favorite human-friendly  poet! Griffin's favorite cream-based experience! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Griffin's favorite seasonal sitting activity! Rachel's favorite onion-inspired pit! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Rachel's favorite old-timey instrument! Griffin's favorite leftover-assuring food! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Griffin's favorite Personal Computer music artist! Rachel's favorite non-spicy non-caffeinated beverage!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Griffin and Rachel's favorite favorites of 2023! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Rachel's favorite synthetic cozy material! Griffin's favorite local friend! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Griffin's favorite toy for lonely little guys! Rachel's favorite marketing ploys for this time of the year!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Rachel's favorite money-saving fashion trend! Griffin's favorite chill and static puzzle games! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Fair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

Griffin's favorite set of horror movies! Rachel's favorite savory all-in-one food! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Fair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

Rachel's favorite brain-stimulating activities! Griffin's favorite differently-mathed music! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Fair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

Griffin's favorite feeling beyond logic! Rachel's favorite maternal poet! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Fair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

Rachel's favorite satisfying fried treat! Griffin's favorite viscerally upsetting kids' books!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Reproductive Freedom for All: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Griffin's favorite gatherings for big nerds! Rachel's favorite localized animal puns! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaReproductive Freedom for All: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Rachel's favorite adult hang-outs! Griffin's favorite fancy snack cracker!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaReproductive Freedom for All: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Griffin's favorite esoteric video game genre! Rachel's favorite fancy beverage! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Reproductive Freedom for All: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Rachel's favorite comfort clothes! Griffin's favorite indoor collective activity!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Hawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/

Griffin's favorite ways of feeling better when achy and sore! Rachel's favorite buried things!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Hawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/

Rachel's favorite oddly familiar poet! Griffin's favorite underrated meal!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Hawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/

Griffin's favorite puzzle-filled playscapes! Rachel's favorite reflective decoration! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Hawai’i Community Foundation: https://www.hawaiicommunityfoundation.org/

Rachel's favorite sci-fi inspired poet! Griffin's favorite form of long-distance transportation! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

Griffin's favorite bad-pitch reality show! Rachel's favorite pool summer candy!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEarthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

Rachel's favorite toilet paper mascot! Griffin's favorite tasty college experiment!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEarthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

Griffin's favorite three-beat-drop song! Rachel's favorite location-specific locomotive!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEarthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

Rachel's favorite olfactory dating service! Griffin's favorite super sloppy maximalist taco chain!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEarthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

Griffin's favorite sky animals! Rachel's favorite baking innovation!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Rachel's favorite precise poet! Griffin's favorite club banger with the drop!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Griffin's favorite television show that exists right now! Rachel's favorite human need that millennials are weird about!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Rachel's favorite science that makes the food taste good! Griffin's favorite lawn-based experience!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaWorld Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/ 

Rachel's favorite genre films! Griffin's favorite creepy crawlies! Rachel's favorite mysterious lightening chemical! Griffin's favorite self-schooling incentive! Rachel's favorite short-lived romance show! Griffin's favorite breezy bottoms! Rachel's favorite bummer poet! Griffin's favorite seasonal music!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

Griffin's favorite apocalyptic unicorn show! Rachel's favorite human pretzel game!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

Rachel's extremely targeted TV series! Griffin's favorite fast food little guys!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

Griffin's favorite real-deal storage solutions! Rachel's favorite stinky ink!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

Rachel's favorite vocalized human experiences! Griffin's favorite sleepy ritual!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

Griffin's favorite card in his dance rolodex! Rachel's favorite childhood celebrations!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Brady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

Rachel's favorite Great Plains poet! Griffin's favorite improvisational noise-punk indie group!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

Griffin's favorite gold-standard video games! Rachel's favorite milestone anthems!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

Rachel's favorite sitcom staple! Griffin's favorite achievable-ish sports feat!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaBrady United: https://www.bradyunited.org/

Griffin's favorite scary game series for big brave boys! Rachel's favorite flavor-enhancing mineral!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaTransgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

Rachel's favorite force of nature and the universe! Griffin's favorite punishing party game!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaTransgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

Griffin's favorite color-deleting video technology! Rachel's favorite Auckland-based indie rockers!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaTransgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

Rachel's favorite Presidential-choice poet! Griffin's favorite places to get conventionally grown mozzarella sticks!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

We wanted to share a little teaser of our MaxFunDrive Bonus Content, so here's a short clip of us discussing Rachel's first foray into Stardew Valley. If you want to hear the whole thing, head over to maximumfun.org/join to get access to this, plus the bonus content from MaxFunDrives past.

Griffin's favorite non-power ballad! Rachel's favorite social tactile interaction!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

Rachel's favorite IRL interactive experience! Griffin's favorite revolution in advertising!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

Griffin's favorite silly yet raw musician! Rachel's favorite poet on the poetry circuit!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

Rachel & Griffin bring wonderful listener submissions! YOUR favorite complimentary treats, pet hills, rainbow-bringers, gross ice pops, household chromatic scales, and healing nature.Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEquality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

Rachel's favorite telephantscope! Griffin's favorite stained-glass monster!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFoundation for Black Women’s Wellness: http://ffbww.org/

Griffin's favorite world conquest simulator! Rachel's favorite special little prison for naughty boys!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFoundation for Black Women’s Wellness: http://ffbww.org/

Rachel's favorite poetry lovers! Griffin's favorite electronic pictographic communicator!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFoundation for Black Women’s Wellness: http://ffbww.org/

Griffin's favorite deep slacker jazz band! Rachel's favorite gateway to shopping hell!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFoundation for Black Women’s Wellness: http://ffbww.org/

Rachel's favorite guilt-inducing young person music! Griffin's favorite extended length video games!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaRAICES: https://www.raicestexas.org/

Griffin's favorite multi-genre fusion artist! Rachel's favorite souvenir-flinging machine!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaRAICES: https://www.raicestexas.org/

Rachel's favorite musical animated feline! Griffin's favorite long-running niche interests!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaRAICES: https://www.raicestexas.org/

Griffin's favorite on-the-go eats! Rachel's favorite cuddly toys!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaRAICES: https://www.raicestexas.org/

Rachel and Griffin are spreading 2022 wide open with a lookback at some of their favorite things from this year, including cool things to watch, sports robots, jingles, midwest movie theaters, poems, and jams.Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaHarmony House: http://harmonyhouse.org/

Rachel's favorite seasonal performances! Griffin's favorite non-debatable Christmas movie!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Harmony House: http://harmonyhouse.org/

Griffin's favorite dusty poetic advertisement! Rachel's favorite maternal poet!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaHarmony House: http://harmonyhouse.org/

Rachel's favorite ugly statues! Griffin's favorite dairy-forward comfort food!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaNorth American Indigenous Tribal Food Systems (NĀTIFS): https://www.natifs.org/

Griffin's favorite presidential resting place! Rachel's favorite funky grooves! Griffin's favorite official prehistoric beast! Rachel's favorite field trip poet!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaNorth American Indigenous Tribal Food Systems (NĀTIFS): https://www.natifs.org/

Griffin's favorite interactive installments! Rachel's favorite audio blogs!  Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaNorth American Indigenous Tribal Food Systems (NĀTIFS): https://www.natifs.org/

Rachel's favorite hyped-up November ritual! Griffin's favorite pop mastermind!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaNorth American Indigenous Tribal Food Systems (NĀTIFS): https://www.natifs.org/

Griffin's favorite disco explosion song! Rachel's favorite emotionally challenging poem!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

Rachel's favorite water-based cleansing ritual! Griffin's favorite grain middlings!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

Griffin’s favorite musical about bad boyfriends! Rachel’s favorite use of Google Translate!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Fair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

Rachel’s favorite short-form recording device! Griffin’s favorite size-disproportionate stories!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFair Elections Center: https://www.fairelectionscenter.org/

Griffin’s favorite successful spacecraft impact! Rachel’s favorite new-to-her poet!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite meal time-slash-genre! Griffin's favorite processional community displays!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEarthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

Griffin’s favorite mom-loving moody-guitary musician! Rachel’s favorite same-word words!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Earthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

Rachel’s favorite people science! Griffin’s favorite two-wheeled motion machine!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaEarthjustice: https://earthjustice.org/

Griffin’s favorite web-based animal game! Rachel’s favorite hidden hallways!  Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Trans Youth Equality Foundation: https://www.transyouthequality.org/

Rachel’s favorite-sized skeletal structure! Griffin’s favorite frozen dairy dealers!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Trans Youth Equality Foundation: https://www.transyouthequality.org/

Griffin’s favorite spicy Italian-American meat! Rachel’s favorite zen-adjacent poet!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Trans Youth Equality Foundation: https://www.transyouthequality.org/

Griffin’s favorite geo-location gaming experience! Rachel’s favorite cuddly big ol' guy!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaTrans Youth Equality Foundation: https://www.transyouthequality.org/

Rachel’s favorite beef song beef! Griffin’s favorite spaceship sound!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaTrans Youth Equality Foundation: https://www.transyouthequality.org/

Griffin’s favorite probing photograph! Rachel’s favorite D.C. residents!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaTrans Youth Equality Foundation: https://www.transyouthequality.org/

Rachel’s favorite whimsical publication! Griffin’s favorite devastatingly spicy-sour experience!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaTrans Youth Equality Foundation: https://www.transyouthequality.org/

Griffin's favorite vocal instrument doohickey! Rachel's favorite polyethylene grass substitute!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFairness West Virginia: https://fairnesswv.org/

Rachel’s favorite food keeper for the middle of the day! Griffin’s favorite small spherical baby!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFairness West Virginia: https://fairnesswv.org/

Griffin’s favorite cold edible tube! Rachel’s favorite late-blooming Pulitzer-winning poet!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFairness West Virginia: https://fairnesswv.org/

Rachel’s favorite performing siblings! Griffin’s favorite random number generators!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFairness West Virginia: https://fairnesswv.org/

Griffin’s favorite aeroplane interaction! Rachel’s favorite atmospheric episodes!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Fairness West Virginia: https://fairnesswv.org/

Rachel’s favorite interactive sporting dance! Griffin’s favorite soshie-centric show!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya NARAL Pro-Choice America: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Rachel’s favorite deep-cleansing patches! Griffin’s favorite tabletop community center!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaNARAL Pro-Choice America: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Griffin’s favorite sky-facing career! Rachel’s favorite Pushcart Prize poet!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaNARAL Pro-Choice America: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Rachel’s favorite meta-joke sitcom! Griffin’s favorite genre-twisting game creator!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaNARAL Pro-Choice America: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

Rachel and Griffin talk the listeners favorite things as determined by poll: Abstract Crafts! A specific sibling! Pop bops! Original poetry! Adulting! Shiny wet things! Block-based video games! Puppet-based films!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

Griffin’s favorite early education! Rachel’s favorite party dog! Griffin’s favorite absolute units! Rachel’s favorite film whispers! Griffin’s favorite chalky treatment! Rachel’s favorite billion bubble beverage!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

Rachel’s favorite celebrity-endorsed announcements! Griffin’s favorite spiky blue friend!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

Griffin’s favorite extreme scores! Rachel’s favorite high-energy activity jams!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

Rachel’s favorite poet that makes it look easy! Griffin’s favorite subtle show about processing emotions!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaTransgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/

Griffin’s favorite rebound tumbler! Rachel’s favorite enthusiastic breakfast!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaThe National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/aboutHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Rachel’s favorite urban oasis! Griffin’s favorite partially-illustrated stories!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Griffin’s favorite empowering culture realm! Rachel’s favorite sport automaton! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Rachel’s favorite erasure poet! Griffin’s favorite merchandizer!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaCave Canem Foundation: https://cavecanempoets.org/The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/aboutHarmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

Griffin’s favorite colorful shedding game! Rachel’s favorite obsolete noise exhibit!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Children's Museum: https://hcmkids.org/

Rachel’s favorite coiffure connoisseurs! Griffin’s favorite athletics-centric fare!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaNational Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/Huntington Children's Museum: https://hcmkids.org/

Griffin’s favorite funny murders! Rachel’s favorite solutions for problems you didn't know you had!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaNational Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/Huntington Children's Museum: https://hcmkids.org/

Rachel’s favorite processed meat! Griffin’s favorite construction destruction!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaCenter for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

Griffin’s favorite guiding light! Rachel’s favorite stylized snack!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaCenter for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/

Rachel’s favorite viral poet! Griffin’s favorite limited attention activities!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hateSupport the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite television rocky relationship! Rachel’s favorite system of arranging things! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin and Rachel bring a joint topic to talk about: their favorite emporiums in the suspended-in-time-and-space shopping experience.Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hateSupport the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite sinus cleanser! Rachel’s favorite frozen humanoid!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite protandric mollusk! Griffin’s favorite nerd ensemble!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hateSupport the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite top-tier cute predator animal! Rachel’s favorite endowment for smart creatives!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite ping-ponging poet! Griffin’s favorite novel medical tests! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

It’s Oops All Audience Submissions! Rachel and Griffin bring YOUR Small Wonders, including salty streets, universally loved entertainment, soup crunchums, and produce sound effects.Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hateSupport the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite choose-your-own seminars! Griffin’s favorite celebration-themed retail establishment! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite grit-less tasty rainbow! Rachel’s favorite Civic Duty reward!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite dying film genre! Griffin’s favorite things that other people like!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite motivational emotion! Rachel’s favorite relatable poet!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite costumed sports character! Griffin’s favorite collaborative bop! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite geographical-tracking network! Rachel’s favorite same-named poet!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite scanned codes! Griffin’s favorite seasonal bop!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

We're here judging the best and the worst condiments, and things get PRETTY heated over the difference between "condiments" and "dips." We have these hard talks so you don't have to.Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hateSupport the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel's favorite mystical poet! Griffin's favorite pit-freeing fashion!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hateSupport the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite little robot grocery stores! Rachel’s favorite American Idol performer!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hateSupport the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite battered goodies! Griffin’s favorite image-making devices!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite premiere beach activity! Rachel’s favorite wearable art project! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite rad superstar! Griffin’s favorite comestible containers!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite lawyer video game! Rachel’s favorite gifting community!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite historic thrill park! Griffin’s favorite orange root!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite overnight social parties! Rachel’s favorite immersive teaching tools!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite school outings! Griffin’s favorite reality competition!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin's favorite home firework experience! Rachel’s favorite daytime entertainment!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite toy craze! Griffin’s favorite documentation medium!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffins’ favorite cold summertime treat! Rachel’s favorite poems of the body!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite decade of life! Griffin’s favorite synanthrope!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite geographical feature! Rachel’s favorite fashion design!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite childhood fixations! Griffin’s favorite ancient game!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite hearty sweet breakfast food! Rachel’s favorite soothsaying toy!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel’s favorite gentle singing! Griffin’s favorite cool toy!Consider becoming a supporter of our show: www.maximumfun.org/join/ Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite sugary cereal universe! Rachel’s favorite educational TV show!Consider becoming a supporter of our show: www.maximumfun.org/join/Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Rachel and Griffin talk about their second baby experience, from zip-lining doctors to how all children are different.Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Welcome to this second dandelion episode of Wonderful! Rachel and Griffin discuss one of the most surprising changes they underwent in quarantine times: becoming sports fans.Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

In this special time-travel episode of Wonderful, Griffin and Rachel revisit an old favorite from the live show and read Griffin's elementary school HJ (Home Journal) and critique his grade-school writing talent.Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Welcome to the Wonderful Live Stream from January 2021, benefitting Austin Bat Cave! Rachel’s favorite brand of humor! Griffins’ favorite spooky literature! Rachel’s favorite controversial typeface! Griffin’s favorite flying mammals!For more information on Austin Bat Cave: https://austinbatcave.org/Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

In this very special bonus episode — brought to you by ThirdLove — we discuss the ins and outs of modern online dating with our guest, Romance Correspondent Anna Roch! Get some good bras with ThirdLove! https://www.thirdlove.com/pages/breakup Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel’s favorite kind of personal rebranding! Griffin’s favorite colorful adhesives! Rachel’s favorite phosphorescent shape! Griffin’s favorite biscuit sandwiches!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaSupport AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

Griffin’s favorite epic skateboard trick! Rachel’s favorite Muppet song! Griffin’s favorite digital art mistakes! Rachel’s favorite creative places! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Please consider supporting these various causes to provide relief to those living in Texas still suffering from the damage of Winter Storm Uri: Feeding Texas: https://feedingtexas.networkforgood.com/projects/124201-texas-disaster-response Austin Mutual Aid: https://www.instagram.com/p/CLrfiSNFmiL/ Other volunteering and donation opportunities: https://www.austintexas.gov/help-atx-winter?fbclid=IwAR1U_9fbwP2jglq11rY9wZR2jJePgQoxN934-bOFOPvbcckdRUPOVgK0Znk

Rachel's favorite stuff-carrying device! Griffin's favorite buns! Rachel's favorite memorial poem! Griffin's favorite precarious board game! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Please consider supporting these various causes to provide relief to those living in Texas still suffering from the damage of Winter Storm Uri: Feeding Texas: https://feedingtexas.networkforgood.com/projects/124201-texas-disaster-response Austin Mutual Aid: https://www.instagram.com/p/CLrfiSNFmiL/ Other volunteering and donation opportunities: https://www.austintexas.gov/help-atx-winter?fbclid=IwAR1U_9fbwP2jglq11rY9wZR2jJePgQoxN934-bOFOPvbcckdRUPOVgK0Znk  

Griffin’s favorite spiny rodent! Rachel’s favorite mattress size!  Griffin’s favorite viral drum beat! Rachel’s favorite funny people!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Please consider supporting these various causes to provide relief to those living in Texas still suffering from the damage of Winter Storm Uri: Feeding Texas: https://feedingtexas.networkforgood.com/projects/124201-texas-disaster-response Austin Mutual Aid: https://www.instagram.com/p/CLrfiSNFmiL/ Other volunteering and donation opportunities: https://www.austintexas.gov/help-atx-winter?fbclid=IwAR1U_9fbwP2jglq11rY9wZR2jJePgQoxN934-bOFOPvbcckdRUPOVgK0Znk

We're suspending our usual ethos of unabashed enthusiasm and positivity as we recount our experience during Texas' recent infrastructural collapse. Strap the hell in! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Please consider supporting these various causes to provide relief to those living in Texas still suffering from the damage of Winter Storm Uri: Feeding Texas: https://feedingtexas.networkforgood.com/projects/124201-texas-disaster-response Austin Mutual Aid: https://www.instagram.com/p/CLrfiSNFmiL/ Other volunteering and donation opportunities: https://www.austintexas.gov/help-atx-winter?fbclid=IwAR1U_9fbwP2jglq11rY9wZR2jJePgQoxN934-bOFOPvbcckdRUPOVgK0Znk  

Griffin's favorite offbeat comic! Rachel's favorite hard sports shot! Griffin's favorite theme song makers! Rachel's favorite tracking! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

Rachel's favorite driving lessons! Griffin's favorite arcade competition! Rachel's favorite off-brand products! Griffin's favorite science museum! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

Griffin's favorite investment fad! Rachel's favorite national poem! Griffin's favorite good-smelling plant! Rachel's favorite animal movement! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

Rachel's favorite eye moistener! Griffin's favorite pricey pastime! Rachel's favorite portable storage! Griffin's favorite old synth!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaWays to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

Griffin's favorite metal instrument! Rachel's favorite keepsake poem! Griffin's favorite live TV! Rachel's favorite fast speaking! Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya CALL YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES TODAY: https://5calls.org/ Demand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/ Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

Rachel's favorite animation! Griffin's favorite comic sci-fi! Rachel's favorite surf rock! Griffin's favorite safe zone!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaCALL YOUR ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES TODAY: https://5calls.org/Demand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

IT'S PARTY TIME!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter 

Rachel's favorite abandoned entertainment complexes! Griffin's favorite bleak genre! Rachel's favorite handheld holiday food! Griffin's favorite Scottish synth-pop!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

Griffin's favorite pump-up holiday song! Rachel's favorite campfire food! Griffin's favorite ubiquitous freeware! Rachel's favorite magazine profiles!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter 

Rachel's favorite reporting! Griffin's favorite oddly bottled soda! Rachel's favorite arboreal scent! Griffin's favorite German board game!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

Griffin's favorite art instructor! Rachel's favorite big floaty boys! Griffin's favorite communal music experience! Rachel's favorite family!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

Rachel's favorite stare down! Griffin's favorite unwritten grammatical rule! Rachel's favorite quick nourishment! Griffin's favorite sea life power jam!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

Well, this is a weird one, isn't it?Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter  

Rachel's favorite impromptu gathering! Griffin's favorite always-on TV show! Rachel's favorite grammatical poetry! Griffin's favorite ghost movie!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterVote! - https://vote.gov/

Griffin's favorite annual vaccine! Rachel's favorite biorhythmic poem! Griffin's favorite modifiable platformer! Rachel's favorite improvised mouth noises!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterVote! - https://vote.gov/

Rachel's favorite upwards arbor! Griffin's new favorite candy bar! Rachel's favorite linear physical challenges! Griffin's favorite mid-aughts rock album!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Demand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterVote! - https://vote.gov/

Griffin's favorite hot water! Rachel's favorite early aughts pop! Griffin's favorite Halloween texture! Rachel's favorite pseudo-apology!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterRegister to vote: https://vote.gov/

Rachel's favorite electoral food! Griffin's favorite throwing game! Rachel's favorite old snacks! Griffin's favorite fall album!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterRegister to vote: https://vote.gov/

Griffin's favorite big camera! Rachel's favorite suggestive workout! Griffin's favorite ill-advised customer support! Rachel's favorite odd-rhyming poem!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Support Breonna Taylor's family: https://www.gofundme.com/f/9v4q2-justice-for-breonna-taylorDemand police accountability and reform: https://action.justiceforbreonna.org/sign/BreonnaWasEssential/Support Black Lives Matter Louisville: https://linktr.ee/BLMLouisvilleFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatterRegister to vote: https://vote.gov/

Rachel's favorite ambitious music video! Griffin's favorite outdoor treasure hunt! Rachel's favorite snake reproduction! Griffin's favorite bass riff!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Support the Northwest Response Fund to aid those affected by wildfires: https://www.redcross.org/donate/cm/kgwmediagroup-pub.html/Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

Griffin's favorite throwable object! Rachel's favorite tropical fruit! Griffin's favorite nu-disco duo! Rachel's favorite impersonations!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund in support of the protesters in Kenosha: https://supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.org/mkefreedomfund/index.htmlSupport the California Wildfire Relief Fund: https://www.calfund.org/wildfire-relief-fund/Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

Rachel's favorite parenting poem! Griffin's favorite remote-controlled toy! Rachel's favorite torso piercing! Griffin's favorite short-lived game genre!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund in support of the protesters in Kenosha: https://supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.org/mkefreedomfund/index.htmlSupport the California Wildfire Relief Fund: https://www.calfund.org/wildfire-relief-fund/Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

Griffin's favorite night out activity! Rachel's favorite electronic pop! Griffin's favorite obscure Renaissance instrument! Rachel's favorite temporal anomaly!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/Donate to the Milwaukee Freedom Fund in support of the protesters in Kenosha: https://supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.org/mkefreedomfund/index.htmlSupport the California Wildfire Relief Fund: https://www.calfund.org/wildfire-relief-fund/Register to vote: https://vote.gov/

Rachel's favorite mistakes! Griffin's favorite musical tower! Rachel's favorite post-food feeling! Griffin's favorite team-based game!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Griffin's favorite tree juice! Rachel's favorite beach find! Griffin's favorite communal eating experience! Rachel's favorite Chicago hip-hop duo!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Rachel's favorite imaginative activity! Griffin's favorite second chances! Rachel's favorite tall circle! Griffin's favorite music video!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/To become a supporter of the Maximum Fun network: https://maximumfun.org/join/

Griffin's favorite seminal skateboarding game! Rachel's favorite holes! Griffin's favorite Seattle rock! Rachel's favorite kid's channel!Music: “Money Won’t Pay” by bo en and Augustus – https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/To become a supporter of the Maximum Fun network: https://maximumfun.org/join/

Rachel's favorite local cryptid! Griffin's favorite sword fighting! Rachel's favorite body meat! Griffin's favorite double album!For more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/To become a supporter of the Maximum Fun network: https://maximumfun.org/join/

Griffin's favorite personal data storage! Rachel's favorite educational animal! Griffin's favorite timeless aughts rock! Rachel's favorite transit drain!For more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/To become a supporter of the Maximum Fun network: https://maximumfun.org/join/

Rachel's favorite patchwork art! Griffin's favorite valuable boxes! Rachel's favorite revolutionary poet! Griffin's favorite educational TV show!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more on the Audre Lorde Project: https://alp.org/For more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Griffin's favorite home manufacturing! Rachel's favorite giggle! Griffin's favorite British challenges! Rachel's favorite keepsakes!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Rachel's favorite many-toothed sea creature! Griffin's favorite basketball game! Rachel's favorite memory machine! Griffin's favorite transportive anime movie!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Griffin's favorite adult snack! Rachel's favorite endorsed smells! Griffin's favorite sketch comedy! Rachel's favorite relevant tune!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more info on the Marsha P. Johnson Institute: https://marshap.org/

Rachel's favorite childhood development! Griffin's favorite ancient game! Rachel's favorite revolutionary poem! Griffin's favorite imaginative song!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoyaFor more info on The Okra Project: https://www.theokraproject.com/

Instead of posting a regular episode this week, we’re happy to share with you a new episode of FANTI, one of the newest shows on MaxFun! FANTI is hosted by journalists Jarrett Hill and Tre’vell Anderson, who provide hilarious discussions and insightful criticism about beloved pop culture topics each week. We’re wild about this show, and we think you will be, too — and we’re so grateful to Jarrett and Tre’vell for allowing us to cross-post their latest episode in our feed.Their latest episode breaks the regular format as they discuss the murder of George Floyd by Minneapolis police, and the rampant, inhumane escalation of police violence against protestors and Black communities across the country during this period of unrest. We encourage you to listen, subscribe to FANTI, and find ways to amplify black voices however you can.Subscribe to FANTI: https://maximumfun.org/episodes/fanti/Find ways you can help: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/National Bail Fund Network: https://www.communityjusticeexchange.org/nbfn-directoryMore educational Anti-Racism resources: http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES

Griffin's favorite automotive film franchise! Rachel's favorite eggy bread! Griffin's favorite hard-earned album! Rachel's favorite place to play!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite moving movies! Griffin's favorite cleaning videos! Rachel's favorite esteemed poetry position! Griffin's favorite food stink!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

We had a difficult time getting this recording together, so we decided to do a special episode! Hop in the self-care sedan as we pack it up with all kinds of good, good, seemingly random stuff.Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite kitschy light source! Griffin's favorite laser games! Rachel's favorite reminiscing! Griffin's favorite restaurant freebie!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite remixes! Rachel's favorite natural sound! Griffin's favorite cooking method! Rachel's favorite groundbreaking politician!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite rhythmic poet! Griffin's favorite animal sighting! Rachel's favorite traffic invention! Griffin's favorite emotional musical!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite superteam subgenre! Rachel's favorite dried fruit mascots! Griffin's favorite mouth sound! Rachel's favorite kids show pump-up jam!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite armored animal! Rachel's favorite evolved music! Griffin's favorite nasty guitar solos! Rachel's favorite balanced proportion!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite TV plot device! Griffin's favorite Japanese electronica duo! Rachel's favorite humble pants! Griffin's favorite mind power!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya 

Griffin's favorite social gaming! Rachel's favorite food preserver! Griffin's favorite temporary fortress! Rachel's favorite reassuring poet!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya 

(Note: This was going to be our kick-off episode for the MaxFunDrive, which has been postponed. We’ve cut most of the drive-talk out of the episode — hence the shorter-than-usual runtime and occasional pauses. Hang in there, y’all.)Rachel's favorite burger science! Griffin's favorite fruit! Rachel's favorite strange reflex! Griffin's favorite funk band!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya 

Griffin's favorite packaging! Rachel's favorite temporary film distributor! Griffin's favorite meaningful book! Rachel's favorite animal sounds!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya 

Griffin's favorite foundational messaging app! Rachel's favorite sports entertainment! Griffin's favorite gaming place! Rachel's favorite eye hair!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya  

Rachel's favorite story structure! Griffin's favorite secret portals! Rachel's favorite clipping friend! Griffin's favorite funk anthem!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya  

Griffin's favorite intense-faced actor! Rachel's favorite wiggling toys! Griffin's favorite eggy bread! Rachel's favorite un-food videos!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya  

Rachel's favorite physical love adaptation! Griffin's favorite warm water! Rachel's favorite new lo-fi rock! Griffin's favorite strange algorithm!Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite fighting format! Rachel's favorite sensual poem! Griffin's favorite complicated game! Rachel's favorite filmed mistakes! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite new Americana musician! Griffin's favorite folk game! Rachel's favorite communal self-care! Griffin's favorite sky cookie! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite buckwild Zelda run! Rachel's favorite classy writing! Griffin's favorite chamber brass! Rachel's favorite crimefighting pup! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite chilly sliding! Griffin's favorite shower friend! Rachel's favorite cyber artists! Griffin's favorite porcine holiday tradition! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Happy New Year! We're out of pocket this week, but never fear! We've got our recent Live Candlenights performance ready to go! Join us as we dive into the best things about Huntington history, and prepare to confront the most powerful cryptic ever discovered. Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite farming game! Rachel's favorite big screen! Griffin's favorite throat lozenge! Rachel's favorite memorial poem! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite superstitions! Griffin's favorite party activity! Rachel's favorite outdoor lighting! Griffin's favorite music phenomenon! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite mighty voice! Rachel's favorite contraception! Griffin's favorite tacky holiday decor! Rachel's favorite two days! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite local celebs! Griffin's favorite easy-wearing garment! Rachel's favorite thrifty slips! Griffin's favorite power song! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite labor icon! Griffin's favorite helpful automatons! Rachel's favorite pancreatic peptides! Griffin's favorite communal dining experience! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite toy advertisements! Rachel's favorite first fancy cheese! Griffin's favorite super listenable band! Rachel's favorite challenging poem! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite cooking programming! Rachel's favorite kid's clay! Griffin's favorite bitpop band! Rachel's favorite stink! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite learning institutions! Griffin's favorite unofficial outfits! Rachel's favorite beverage selections! Griffin's favorite underdog movie! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite school event! Rachel's favorite college rock band! Griffin's favorite winter wear! Rachel's favorite record keepers! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite handy appendage! Griffin's favorite ursine competition! Rachel's favorite public work! Griffin's favorite autumnal agricultural activity! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite music-making activity! Rachel's favorite burning smell! Griffin's favorite digital background! Rachel's favorite abstract poem! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite rhythmic movement! Griffin's favorite hotel TV channels! Rachel's favorite silly street art! Griffin's favorite fake world movie! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite sleeve length! Rachel's favorite edible probiotic goo! Griffin's favorite liquid container! Rachel's favorite tree-dwelling marsupial! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Looks like we've made it! We're going through our first 99 episodes and finding the best of the best, all while breaking down the statistics behind our picks! It's more fun than it sounds. We hope. Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite soothing reality show! Rachel's favorite fun food for children! Griffin's favorite failed 4D experiment! Rachel's favorite multi-purpose powder! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite restorative body movement! Griffin's favorite animated summer jam! Rachel's favorite genre! Griffin's favorite communication advancement! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite practical shopping! Rachel's favorite non-fiction piece! Griffin's favorite benign digital distraction! Rachel's favorite home away from home! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite vestigial skin reflex! Griffin's favorite spice! Rachel's favorite animal couple! Griffin's favorite sibling vocal trio! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite musical meeting! Rachel's favorite organization concept! Griffin's favorite soft flooring! Rachel's favorite old-school simulated life game! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite cinematic poem! Griffin's favorite outdoorsy kids book! Rachel's favorite satire! Griffin's favorite technological convenience! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite super hero! Rachel's favorite kind of summer shoe! Griffin's favorite new hobbyist reality competition show! Rachel's favorite defunct floating fast food! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

One of us is going on a dang book tour again, so we put together this special, midseason Summer pre-re-view for you! Learn what's hot (SUMMER JOKE) and what's not before you kick off your summer, now, in the middle of July! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite reflex! Rachel's favorite online list! Griffin's favorite floating color blobs! Rachel's favorite narrated TV show! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite word riddles! Griffin's favorite consistent game series! Rachel's favorite cool treat! Griffin's favorite song about aging! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite spicy meat! Rachel's favorite cool jazz musician! Griffin's favorite moving staircase! Rachel's favorite round warm stuff! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite boat naming convention! Griffin's favorite handheld cleaning friend! Rachel's favorite place where art lives! Griffin's favorite prolific songwriter! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite table sport! Rachel's favorite Texas gas station! Griffin's favorite cookie meal! Rachel's favorite poem about fame! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite form of mouth protection! Griffin's favorite VR exercise! Rachel's favorite choreographed music genre! Griffin's favorite outdoor party platform! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite food opportunity! Rachel's favorite water war innovation! Griffin's favorite fictional master thief! Rachel's favorite nutty paste! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite big bread! Griffin's favorite sports climax! Rachel's favorite new Norwegian Pop Star! Griffin's favorite underappreciated folk musician! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya "High Five" and "Don't Kill My Vibe" by Sigrid: https://www.thisissigrid.com/ "Jesus Was a Crossmaker" and "Soldier of the Heart" by Judee Sill: https://www.amazon.com/Judee-Sill/dp/B000AL8Z8S

Griffin's favorite defunct appetizer! Rachel's favorite short-term job! Griffin's favorite deduction game nobody will play with him! Rachel's favorite graduation-boosting initiative! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

A surprise bit of travel has thrown our usual recording schedule right off its axis! Don't panic, though. We've got a very fun episode just chock-full of Small Wonders here for you. It's super, super casual. Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite humble body of water! Rachel's favorite optical illusion fad! Griffin's favorite toilet hygiene friend! Rachel's favorite uplifting loneliness poem! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite food development! Griffin's favorite song and commercial! Rachel's favorite esoteric music genre! Griffin's favorite candy competition! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite geological feature! Rachel's favorite pre-school study! Griffin's favorite tunes to vibe out to! Rachel's favorite admission! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite new indie rocker! Griffin's favorite classic phone game! Rachel's favorite regional terminology! Griffin's favorite car movement! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite open-ended dining arrangement! Rachel's new favorite pastry! Griffin's favorite form of self-awareness! Rachel's favorite personal anecdote! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite reverse-rapping artist! Griffin's favorite modular furniture! Rachel's favorite eye protectors! Griffin's favorite parodist and national treasure! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite big wrinkly friends! Rachel's favorite eating utensil! Griffin's favorite love celebration! Rachel's favorite Imagist poet! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite new sports superstition! Griffin's favorite driving occurrence! Rachel's favorite creamy brown stuff! Griffin's favorite energy-making devices! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite other way to explore the world! Rachel's new favorite podcast genre! Griffin's favorite formative indie rock! Rachel's favorite voice-changing gas! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite musical evolution! Griffin's favorite place to think his thoughts! Rachel's favorite childhood poem! Griffin's favorite all-in-one medicine! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin’s favorite software preservation effort! Rachel’s favorite vitamin consumption method! Griffin’s favorite place to walk around! Rachel’s favorite new taste! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite tooth-buying supernatural entity! Griffin's favorite random toy delivery mechanism! Rachel's favorite dead plant smell! Griffin's favorite inexplicable holiday! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite pretty substance! Rachel's favorite extra moniker! Griffin's favorite upbeat choral band! Rachel's favorite indescribable thing! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite goof appreciation! Griffin's favorite edible freebie! Rachel's favorite melty sandwich! Griffin's favorite historical videos! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite fashion change-up! Rachel's favorite jazzy poem! Griffin's favorite perplexing power-song! Rachel's favorite novelty vehicle! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite friend-meeting process! Griffin's favorite typing optimization! Rachel's favorite hair length! Griffin's favorite place to hang as a teen! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite new animated super hero movie! Rachel's favorite plane snack! Griffin's favorite neighborhood discovery! Rachel's favorite renovation programming! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite word fusions! Griffin's favorite final holiday! Rachel's favorite sometimes convenient gift! Griffin's favorite sing-speaky band! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin’s favorite electromagnetic phenomenon! Rachel’s favorite nostalgic advertisements! Griffin’s favorite classy holiday album! Rachel’s favorite new Hanukkah jam! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel’s favorite natural phenomenon! Griffin’s favorite strange commercial desire! Rachel’s favorite ice invention! Griffin’s favorite rolling game! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

We did a live show in our hometown of Austin, TX! We talked about our favorite stuff from the city, including an ill-fated restaurant, a local poet and an explosive state history lesson. Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite argument-solving method! Rachel's favorite mobile thinking technique! Griffin's favorite TV theme song! Rachel's favorite role model! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite nasty mating ritual! Griffin's favorite gentle children's author! Rachel's favorite power vocalist! Griffin's favorite broth-food! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya That's a Ten: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLP9mbCuhJc

Griffin's favorite puzzle game! Rachel's favorite bouncy jam! Griffin's favorite nautical synth love song! Rachel's favorite influential poet! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya "Smoke, Netflix, Chill" by Tank and the Bangas - https://open.spotify.com/album/3Hw1yKKePVdonlW1PcXySR "Yeoman" by Baths - https://open.spotify.com/album/4bRhWjJc6qCPbWxTF8NjWX

Rachel's favorite attractive talent! Griffin's favorite food brick! Rachel's favorite candy size! Griffin's favorite horror TV show! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite autumnal stunt! Rachel's favorite form of camaraderie! Griffin's favorite sci-fi horror franchise! Rachel's favorite outdoor fun zone! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite danceable jams! Griffin's favorite horror writer! Rachel's top three favorite book! Griffin's favorite brass album! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite garment category! Rachel's favorite corn-adjacent romantic poem! Griffin's favorite duet! Rachel's favorite Muppet! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite fruit pie! Griffin's favorite big aquatic friend! Rachel's favorite specialty brew category! Griffin's favorite current month! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite time-saving invention! Rachel's favorite unorthodox bread! Griffin's favorite savory theater treat! Rachel's favorite guilty feeling! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite sports drama! Griffin's favorite way of getting perspective! Rachel's favorite youth art competition! Griffin's favorite super-long folk song! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite sound! Rachel's favorite crunchy guitar music! Griffin's favorite toaster pastry! Rachel's favorite social trait! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite air conditioned attraction! Griffin's favorite anxiety-free retreat! Rachel's favorite public information warehouse! Griffin's favorite synthesizer videos! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Red Means Recording - https://soundvision.bandcamp.com/music

Griffin's favorite ironed food! Rachel's favorite playground game! Griffin's favorite playground game! Rachel's favorite sea mammal song! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite school-times memory book! Griffin's favorite new TV competition! Rachel's favorite local bookstore! Griffin's favorite unclassifiable Japanese band! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's other favorite party game! Rachel's favorite hot bean! Griffin's favorite early 2000s electronic album! Rachel's favorite creative process! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite pop culture recommendation YouTube series! Griffin's favorite relief! Rachel's favorite repeated food! Griffin's favorite summertime cooldown activity! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite crafty YouTube channel! Rachel's favorite moving art! Griffin's favorite modern folk music! Rachel's favorite modern soul music! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel’s favorite poem-poem! Griffin’s favorite feeling about favorites! Rachel’s favorite fictional high school character! Griffin’s favorite formative tabletop game! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite party games! Rachel's favorite beverage review system! Griffin's favorite jazz standard! Rachel's favorite surprise delivery! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite outdoor relaxation furniture! Griffin's favorite way to cool off! Rachel's favorite way to see free concerts! Griffin's favorite revolutionary action movie! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite nearby celestial body! Rachel's favorite new music! Griffin's favorite psychedelic song! Rachel's favorite love study! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite comfortable lounge wear! Griffin's favorite mint! Rachel's favorite deal-hunting destination! Griffin's favorite radio station! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

This week has been unfathomably buckwild for us, so in lieu of a regular episode, we've got a pretty strange one for you: We're getting psyched up for summer by listing our favorite parts of these, the Hot Months. Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite poem about a big city! Griffin's favorite gentle sport! Rachel's favorite spicy sauce! Griffin's favorite week of gaming news! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite dunkable treat! Rachel's favorite juice-filled fruit! Griffin's favorite bossa nova song! Rachel's favorite literary gathering! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite article about self-compassion! Griffin's favorite round bread! Rachel's favorite upcoming album! Griffin's favorite music for chill vibes! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Snail Mail: https://snailmailbaltimore.bandcamp.com/ Louie Zong: https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/

Griffin's favorite defunct video platform! Rachel's favorite TED Talk about talkin'! Griffin's favorite decisions in video games! Rachel's favorite appendage decoration! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite food allergy tips! Griffin's favorite form of youthful expression! Rachel's favorite educators! Griffin's favorite way to find new music! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite unexpected animated musical! Rachel's favorite insect! Griffin's favorite song that helps him drive safely! Rachel's favorite brain trick! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite new show on Netflix! Griffin's favorite hot thing! Rachel's favorite edugame! Griffin's favorite competitive reality show! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite difficult game! Rachel's return to the Poetry Corner! Griffin's favorite outer space goofs! Rachel's favorite shaped meat! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite information extraction method! Griffin's favorite YouTube time-waster! Rachel's favorite brown soda! Griffin's favorite autobiographical song! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite online community! Rachel's favorite musical artist of all time! Griffin's favorite fun-zone! Rachel's favorite childhood staple food! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite modified garment! Griffin's favorite super-accessible party game! Rachel's favorite chewy candy! Griffin's favorite piano folk album! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite fictional weapon! Rachel's favorite educational initiative in March! Griffin's favorite inefficient animal categorization method! Rachel's favorite app for keeping in touch with friends! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite week-long beach rager! Griffin's favorite breakfast dessert! Rachel's favorite accesibility service! Griffin's favorite Canadian rock band! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite game franchise! Rachel's favorite poem about a state! Griffin's favorite self-care appointment! Rachel's favorite new jam! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite hole-bird! Rachel's favorite concert series! Griffin's favorite 2018 meme! Rachel's favorite cathartic TV-watching experience! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite symbolic tiger! Griffin's favorite Olympic event! Rachel's favorite romantic origin story! Griffin's favorite adventures! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite teen drama! Rachel's favorite personal characteristic! Griffin's favorite slow jam! Rachel's favorite uplifting pop tune! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite way to chill out! Griffin's favorite kind of creature comfort! Rachel's favorite relationship dynamic! Griffin's favorite jams found in unexpected places! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite salty foodstuff! Rachel's favorite book of correspondence! Griffin's favorite childhood band! Rachel's favorite episode of a long-running animated series! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/1218011301/playlist/3UDSiHoRXTSqhPkHQ6DmIX?si=83hOHb9kQIGj9VdAVCiolQ

Griffin and Rachel try to shake themselves of a long-running illness funk by rapid-firing through some real good stuff that they're real into right now! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite music-mixing card game! Rachel's favorite episode of her favorite show! Griffin's favorite life-affirming YouTube video! Rachel's favorite stone fruit-based poem! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite new Christmas movie! Griffin's favorite three notes from a Christmas song! Rachel's favorite kind-of-sad Christmas song! Griffin's favorite Christmas present ever! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite stuff to do while traveling! Griffin's favorite kitchen tool improvement! Rachel's favorite week-long winter holiday! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Griffin's favorite game for geniuses! Rachel's favorite urban legend squasher! Griffin's favorite way to get pumped for the holidays! Rachel's favorite meaningful menu! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by bo en and Augustus - https://open.spotify.com/album/7n6zRzTrGPIHt0kRvmWoya

Rachel's favorite career! Griffin's favorite daily surprise! Rachel's favorite mandatory night time activity! Griffin's favorite romantic movie! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

All your favorite Thanksgiving foods meet in the THANKSGIVING ARENA to decide this holiday's edible victor. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

Griffin's favorite funny video! Rachel's favorite vocab-building board game! Griffin's favorite place on the whole planet! Rachel's favorite children's show! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

Rachel's favorite political education organization! Griffin's favorite pie! Rachel's favorite 25-year-old album! Griffin's favorite infinite entertainment device! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

Griffin's favorite zen-like video game series! Rachel's favorite therapeutic pastime! Griffin's favorite method of live musical performance! Rachel's favorite place to buy vegetables! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

Rachel's most spooktacular waxy candy! Griffin's most haunted national pastime! Rachel's most terrifying fashion ointment! Griffin's most ghoulish horror movie! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

Griffin's favorite homemade foodstuff! Rachel's favorite TV storytelling technique! Griffin's favorite jewel-based board game! Rachel's favorite condiment friend! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

Rachel's favorite smell! Griffin's favorite seasonal spice! Rachel's favorite durable garment! Griffin's favorite soundtrack composer! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

In today's episode, Griffin's talking about video games, and Rachel's talking about poetry, so the level of expertise brought to the table is simply breathtaking. Also, Griffin gets VERY defensive about Sean Astin. Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

It's a very musical episode of Wonderful! this week, featuring segments on two extremely similar performers: Lizzo and Nick Drake! We also talk about naps and dandelions, just to round out the whole theme. Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

Rachel's very favorite type of bread! Griffin's favorite time to go to a movie! Rachel's favorite unofficial mascot! Griffin's inexplicable favorite sitcom character! Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

We hope you like hearing about arcane Four Square rules, because, Good Lord, do we go on a deep dive in this episode. We also talk about The Best New Animal, and some of our favorite food shapes. Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

Welcome to Wonderful! It's a show all about being enthusiastic about the good things in our lives, and the lives of others. In this, our maiden voyage, we're celebrating Carly Rae Jepsen's Words Of Power, baseball movies, the Grand Prize Game, and so much more. Join us, won't you? Music: "Money Won't Pay" by Bo En and Augustus: https://open.spotify.com/track/5hs2nY40aeqM0mpP8SBOon

Oh, you haven't heard of International Date Line? It's only the hot new romantic television property created by Rachel and Griffin, two of Hollywood's most in-demand pitchmasters. Join them as they develop this show in this special episode of Rose Buddies!

For today's Roze Buddiez, we watched a couple episodes of Married at First Sight, and learned all about science, and data, and love, and responsibility. Everything in this show is so scientific, and so very, deeply responsible.

As we begin our journey away from the Bachelor franchise, we make a quick pit stop at Love Connection, which is a pretty inaccurate name for a show in which strangers take turns hating each other as hard as they possibly can.

Rachel's season of The Bachelorette came to a close earlier this week in an infuriating three-hour finale. Join us as we discuss the heartbreak and frustration of that conclusion, and hear ALL ABOUT the exciting new programs debuting THIS FALL on ABC!!!!!!!!!

We super didn't want to recap The Men Tell All, so instead, we are subjecting you to this: An hour-long discussion about all the mostly awful baby television we've watched this year. Enjoy?

We decided to go with this episode title because it's the literal only premise of the two-hour-long episode of primetime television we watched earlier this week. Also: The remaining suitors meet the family, and begin their journey to the Fantasy Suite.

Join us for a whistle-stop tour of America as we follow Rachel's journey to meet her four suitors' families! They went ... mostly ... okay, with one pretty exploitative exception. Recommended reading: http://jezebel.com/this-promo-is-all-you-need-to-know-about-how-bachelor-i-1797003991 https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/7/18/15990408/bachelor-in-paradise-season-4-sexual-assault-controversy

We're getting down to the end of Rachel's tenure as Bachelorette, and -- you guessed it -- we're right back in that pre-hometowns slump. Join us as we dive into all the hot dates from this week, and as we discuss the SHOCKING eliminations as we get down to the final four.

There was no new episode of The Bachelorette this week, but we wanted to record SOMETHING, and this is the result of that desire. We're basically just talking about our favorite stuff in the least Goopy way we can muster.

In this feature-length Rose Buddies, we break down the two episodes of Bachelorette that aired this week. I don't know if the Congressional Medal of Honor has ever been awarded for recapping four hours of garbage-time television, but hey, there's a first time for everything. Additional reading: http://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/the-vexing-racial-politics-of-this-seasons-bachelorette https://theringer.com/the-bachelorette-episode-6-recap-rachel-lindsay-170377b84594 http://www.thedailybeast.com/the-bachelor-franchise-is-exploiting-race-for-ratings https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/28/arts/television/bachelorette-rachel-lee-kenny.html https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2017/06/the-bachelorette-reveals-itself-for-what-it-is/532002/

Fair warning: This is a pretty tough episode to listen to, and it was a pretty tough episode to record. We're covering everything that went down during the suspension of Bachelor in Paradise, and also recapping a super problematic episode of The Bachelorette. There's a lot of rotten stuff happening right now that we're trying to sort out; we ask for some patience as we figure out what comes next. CW: Racism, Sexual Assault Additional Reading: http://www.refinery29.com/2017/06/160041/bachelorette-lee-garrett-provoking-kenny-angry-black-man http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/abc-racism-on-the-bachelorette-is-not-entertaining-its-gross_us_594896bce4b07499199e13b0 https://theringer.com/bachelorette-week-4-recap-a7bd701d239

This week's episode of The Bachelorette featured a lot of fun dates and a lot of super-not-fun horseshit back at the mansion. Not literal horse shit, mind you -- we all know this franchise is too afraid to actually deliver on THOSE goods.

This week's episode had it all: The blossoming of new love, an adorable dog attending a dog party, a marriage-themed obstacle course, and, of course, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. It just methodically checks off all the elements required for a good episode of television. Additional Reading: https://www.bustle.com/p/peter-rachel-praised-therapy-on-the-bachelorette-in-a-huge-move-for-destigmatizing-mental-health-issues-60969 http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/kareem-abdul-jabbar-my-journey-bachelorette-critic-guest-star-guest-column-1006560

The new season of Bachelorette has begun! In today's episode, we discuss Rachel's fateful meeting with 31 eligible bachelors, a few of whom are just absolute bridge trolls. The same cannot be said for A.J., who is the light of our lives, the sun in our sky and the light unto our path. Let's go! Additional Reading: http://www.marieclaire.com/culture/news/a27304/the-bachelorette-2017-premiere-recap/ http://www.npr.org/2017/05/23/529705257/the-bachelorette-may-have-a-black-star-but-its-still-set-in-a-white-world http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-it-matters-that-white-people-are-watching-a-black-bachelorette_us_59232998e4b03b485cb3d554

We did it. We beat it. We finished watching the final four episodes of Bachelor Pad Season Two in a single week, a feat that we wouldn't recommend trying to recreate at home. See you next week for the Bachelorette premiere!

We're halfway through watching this season of Bachelor Pad, and boy howdy, do we feel guilty about watching any of it. It was like we were really thirsty, dying in a desert of bad television, and now we're quenching ourselves on straight-up toilet water.

After talking about it constantly during the span of this podcast, we're FINALLY discussing Bachelor Pad, the short-lived offshoot of the franchise we know and ... tolerate. Specifically, the second season of Bachelor Pad, which pops off very hard in the premiere and never really stops.

The mid-2000s were a challenging time for all of us, particularly those who were enrolled in reality television programs like Dating in the Dark. This is a show in which strangers are trapped together in a cave, and then tasked with smooching their way out. Join us for another week of erudite discussion on this next-level skeleton-evacuating experience.

Holy shit, what a trash fire. We're sorry we made anyone watch this. Because, like, DAMN. Every minute of this thing was worst than the previous minute, and this bad boy started out with a pretty rough first minute, so. WOOF.

This week, we're hungrily tearing into the new Ellen DeGeneres/Drew Barrymore collabo First Dates, in which a bunch of folks go on First Dates with varying degrees of success. It's a breath of fresh air, y'all.

We're fresh off the MaxFunDrive, and ... well, okay, "fresh" maybe isn't the right word. We are shambling husks of our former selves, full stop. But that's not going to stop us from finishing up our recap of the very first season of The Bachelorette!

Happy week two of the MaxFunDrive! We hope you'll think about supporting our show if you've got the means! Either way, we're gonna recap the first season of The Bachelorette for you so, so right.

Happy MaxFunDrive, everybody! It's our first year on the network, and we're so excited to take part in this two-week celebration of ... well, us, I guess? And you! It's a love story, in a manner of speaking. Also, we're recapping the first eight episodes of Terrace House: Aloha State!

It's finale time! Well, yesterday was finale time, technically speaking. Right now it's recap time! Who did Nick choose to propose to in his season's final hours? I mean, you know, of course, but let's all pretend like it's a big surprise, okay?

Boy howdy, our bodies are simply no longer capable of consuming three hours of this television show in one sitting. Like, our nervous system violently rejects exposure to that much unfiltered Bachelor. Still, we weathered the storm to bring you this sleepy, penultimate episode of Nick's season!

Somehow, SOMEHOW, we created a podcast episode that is just as long as the hour-long episode of television that we're recapping. Which like, at this point, I don't even know if you can call that a recap, really. I think this might actually be a remake.

WHAT A GOOD EPISODE OF THE BACHELOR!!! We were very excited to talk about the good, good families that these women have, and how Nick is going to systematically disappoint them as we reach this season's final stretch. Join us, won't you?

It's Go-Homes week on the Bachelor as Nick narrows down the roster to this season's Final Four. Which, of course, means this episode was kind of lame -- BUT -- we got a big surprise announcement in the form of confirmation of the next Bachelorette! Join us as we just freak the hell out about it.

We don't know where to even begin talking about this episode. It was seriously the most bizarre two hours of programming this franchise has ever put together, complete with inscrutable plot twists and 180-degree tonal shifts that changed the course of the season with virtually no explanation. It's a wild, wild ride, and we're gonna guide you through it.

There's dark clouds on the horizon, but we're not focused on those -- instead, we're keeping our eyes on the delightful moments of yesterday's episode of The Bachelor. Namely, when a bunch of women were INSPIRITED BY A SPECTRAL CHILD.

HEEEEYYYYYYYYY DO YOU ALL LIKE CORRRRRRRRNNNNN?!?!?! This is a Corn-heavy episode, because the Bachelor has become a television show that's exclusively about Corn, and her wayward journey to find love.

Did we all communally experience last night's episode of The Bachelor in a group fever dream? Did we really witness a Backstreet Boys dance-off, a floating post-yartz smooch and a bouncy castle hook-up? IS THIS THE MATRIX? ARE WE IN THE MATRIX?

Where to begin? This episode of The Bachelor was an absolute barn burner -- we had competition, heartbreak, and more cringeworthy interactions than we ever dreamed one two-hour television episode could contain. Hold onto your butts, and also someone else's butt, because that's the order of the day, folks.

AW HELL YEAH. It's a new season of The Bachelor, and to celebrate, we've joined forces with the Maximum Fun network. Welcome to our new listeners! Just a heads up: We don't usually talk about the elemental composition of vaginas as much as we do in this one. It's a very special occasion.

PREPARE FOR BLASTOFF. We're diving into the details and stats of ALL 30 of the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelorette. Will Nick Viall, that milk-fed beauty, find love this time around? Like they always say, the third time's the charm! And if it isn't, then fuck it, give 'em a fourth time. Let's keep throwing this dude-spaghetti at the wall until he sticks.

We're about to hop right into another season of the Bachelor -- but before we do, we wanted to take a trip through time to revisit the very first season of this beloved television franchise. We're gonna party like it's 2002. Which means we're ALL getting our hair straightened.

Here's the situation: We didn't really have time to watch a reality dating show and prepare an episode for you this week. In lieu of our regular topic of conversation, we're talking about a different dating story, which is to say, our own. It's about to get vulnerable as heck up in here.

We're back from our week of parental absence, and we're here to serve as exasperating ambassadors to our new favorite television show on Earth: Terrace House: Boys and Girls in the City.

Our time with The Bachelorette Canada draws to a close in this week's Rose Buddies. Who's getting down on one knee? Who's going to win Jasmine's heart? Who the hell is the Canadian equivalent of Neil Lane? All this and more inside.

We're talking about a blissfully brief Men Tell All episode of The Bachelorette Canada this week, and preparing ourselves emotionally for the season's upcoming finale. We're going to miss you, Canada. Desperately.

We spend the first ten minutes of this hour-long podcast just rambling about straight-up garbage, which we hope you can forgive us for. After that, though: The hard work of deciding between the two final boys of The Bachelorette Canada!

It's Hometowns time! Canadian Hometowns are just like our American Hometowns, as it turns out, except the families are extra polite, and also there's only three of them. Come here us rank these folks' actual human families, and discuss the merits of a new, surprisingly educational YouTube channel.

The Bachelorette Canada is really getting down to the wire now, as Jasmine tries to whittle the list of boys down to a tight three before hometowns. Who will succumb to the BLOOD SACRIFICE?!?! Nah, we're just playing. Everything turns out pretty okay.

Alright, so, this one goes off on some WILD tangents, but we think they're worth pursuing. When not talking about the chart-topping hits of the late 90s, we also dive into this week's episode of The Bachelorette Canada!

Boy howdy, what a challenging episode. Between the non-stop gags, original music and foot-smoochin', our skeletons had a REAL hard time staying up in our bodies while watching Bachelorette Canada. But we stuck with it, because we know how bad you need this.

The Bachelorette Canada is spending some time exploring a drama that we just could not care less about, so on this episode, we do a deep dive into a very important subject: Which boys in the house have actually been ghosts the whole time?

Our new Canadian friends are still posted up in Sandals Jamaica, just busting out tight fives of super on-point slapstick and prop comedy. Join us for a dissertation on their craft as we discuss Episode 3 of The Bachelorette Canada!

WHAT AREN’T THEY TELLING US? The truth is out there, by which we mean ‘The truth is under one of these boys’ shirts.’ This is a podcast about The Bachelorette Canada, by the way. This description wasn’t very clear, earlier.

We're back! And on a very strange schedule, in a very strange land: A marvelous territory known as Canada. Join us for our voyage into the first season of The Bachelorette Canada, and witness Jasmine's pure and righteous quest for happiness. Also, just revel in this GOOD batch of boys. GOOD BOYS AHOY.

It's here! Finale day is here! We're wrapping up the last two episodes of Bachelor in Paradise, which were basically like a four-hour-long waterslide of douche chills and genuine romance. FOUR COUPLES ENTER. THREE COUPLES LEAVE. Okay, well, they all leave, but one of them leaves very, very sad.

We're back, and ready to wrap up the unconscionable about of Bachelor-franchise television that we watched this week. Let's check in on Ashley/Caila/Jared, since ABC won't let us NOT check in on that wacky love triangle! Also, HOW ABOUT THAT NEW BACHELOR, HUH?

If, for some reason, you're having trouble downloading this episode of the podcast, don't fret! You can just download any other episode where we talk about the non-existent relationship between Jared and Ashley I., because apparently, there are people who haven't gotten enough of that particular saga. Please, please God, set us free.

Things are settling down in Paradise, which is kind of a relative measurement, because boy, are things still pretty buckwild in Paradise. Join us for a discussion of this week's events, which include a fateful tummydrink and a full-blown assault on mankind by El Nino, the Crab King.

What a turbulent four hours of television ABC made us watch this week! There were heartbreaking send-offs, grody arrivals and even the ascent of an unlikely emotional core for the whole BIP experiment! And then: The worst hour of TV this franchise has ever made. It's a rollercoaster! That dead-ends into a dumpster. Full of scorpions.

Yes, we're doing another episode of Rose Buddies ONE CALENDAR DAY after the last one. We just have to talk about the events that transpired during the Season Premiere of Bachelor in Paradise! Which is to say: The whole thing was kind of a trainwreck!

The finale for JoJo's season of The Bachelorette has come and gone, leaving one suitor the victor, and the other a jilted Heart Virgin. Join us for a straight-up exhausted unpacking of last night's episode, and BRACE YOURSELF because HOLY SHIT, Bachelor in Paradise starts TONIGHT.

Haha, we're having a super great time watching and talking about the Bachelorette this week. What a wild post-season, full of twists and turns that definitely DON'T defy human reasoning and logic! And man, what a lighthearted, well-intentioned Men Tell All, where absolutely no dickheads were given 75 minutes to barf their garbage on camera without reservation. A SUPER GREAT TIME.

Hey, remember when we promised that a bad episode was working its way down the ol' Bachelorette pipeline? We found it! It was this one, the Hometowns episode, which was so full of manufactured trash that it literally made our brains bloat up with disgust.

Sorry that we suggested this episode was going to be anything less than it was: A BARNSTORMER full of SHOCKING TWISTS and TURNS and CHILLS and THRILLS. So many REVELATIONS up in this episode of the Bachelorette. Let's break them down.

There wasn't a new episode of The Bachelorette last night, which is REAL COOL, ABC. COOL STUFF. Not like our whole enterprise depends on you creating and publishing new content, or anything. Anyways, we're talking about the next best thing on today's episode: The television show UnReal, one of our favorite franchises on the Lifetime network.

We down in SLUMPTOWN now, y'all. It's only natural; there's a few too many cooks in the kitchen at the moment, and most of those cooks are essentially the exact same person. Fortunately, the producers of The Bachelorette have left us a few wonderful gifts in this episode -- gifts made of human tears and masterful film editing.

Let us sing the final stanza of the song of Chad, and be done with it. Who will fill the power vacuum left by Chad's bulky, protein-infused frame? The answer is, of course: All of them, in their own way. All the boys are Chad, now.

Breathe in deep the fresh Pennsylvania air, and bellow out the first stanza of the Song of Chad. We're covering a very special two-episode chunk of The Bachelorette; a chunk that promised us lots and lots of man-on-man punching. How much man-on-man punching? We don't want to spoil it for you, but literally none.

WELCOME TO THE CHAD ZONE. This is now Chad's game to lose, and boy, is he going to lose it. We're on episode 2 of JoJo's season of the Bachelorette, and already things are getting both wet AND wild. Come hear us talk about pre-love, Chad's meat addiction, and an exploration of some of James Taylor's best sex songs.

Hello, and welcome back to our garbage hole. We are the king and queen of the garbage hole, and The Bachelorette is our only form of sustenance, here, in the garbage hole. We're talking about JoJo's debut episode of the new season of The Bachelorette, and the many clown-suitors who have cast a shadow over her life. Let's have a fun, safe and exciting new season, everybody!

It's been a long couple of months, but the dawn of a new season of The Bachelorette is nearly upon us. Join us for a bonus-length episode as we discuss the fleet of boys vying for JoJo's heart, and break down the Fantasy League rules we'll be playing with this year!

For this, the final installment of Roze Buddiez before we get back to our core competency, we're talking about two different television programs: Ireland's Take Me Out, and the identical Chinese show, If You Are The One. Also, we mourn the loss of a dear, wet friend.

This week, we watched a show that is literally titled Please Marry My Boy. It made us laugh harder than maybe any show in the history of television ever has? We hope we can pass some of that good, good energy along to you, our listeners.

Beauty and the Geek is like a little, mean time capsule of an era where reality shows just needed to be hateful and literally nothing else. It put a weird and bad taste in our mouth, and made us miss Are You The One — and, oh yeah, The Bachelor — desperately. Enjoy the episode!

Rose Buddies is dead, long live Rose Buddies. We're the One-ders, now, your one-stop shop for everything Are You the One? related. In this ep, we break down episodes 6 - 10 of Season Three, in which most of the dudes do some monstrous shit, and everyone does everything they possibly can to not win the game.

We're gonna stay on this little slice of heaven for as long as we possibly can. In our second discussion about MTV's excellent dating reality show/advanced math problem, we're taking a look at episodes 2 - 5 of Are You the One?, season three. Join us in the Truth Booth, won't you?

Yes, it is. The one, I mean. Sorry, let's back up: Rachel and Griffin, in their continued journey through the land of reality dating TV, have just watched a show called Are You The One. It was like a refreshing spring breeze after the harshest winter imaginable.

Wowie zowie, what a bad television show. We are sorry that we keep doing this to you. Bachelor, please. Bachelor, we are begging you. Come home, Bachelor.

We're between seasons of The Bachelor and Bachelorette, which is terrible, because it has led us to this: A series of episodes in which we explore shows that are not The Bachelor and Bachelorette. We're starting things off with Flavor of Love, which is an absolute dumpster fire.

The finale is here. A shocking twist. Startling revelations. Unbelievable emotions. Lives are changed. Lives are ruined. Anatomy is blurred. Two women enter. One woman leaves. All are axed.

We discuss the unconventional Women Tell All special, during which accusations are hurled at Ben, the contestants and also a real life barnyard animal. We also have some programming notes, by which we mean about the future of Rose Buddies, but also about the literal cybernetic programming of CAILA-001.

This episode gets wet and wild, everybody. Just a heads up, here, before we get started. Adult themes are discussed, becuase it's Fantasy Suites week, which is another way of saying that it's the Doin' It Episode. Seriously, very ribald stuff, ahoy.

It's hometowns week, which means it's time for our semi-annual celebration of a dude telling four families the exact same stuff about their real-life children. But there's more important stuff happening here, in the real world -- namely, the vicious betrayal of a trusted, vitamin-filled friend.

This week's Bachelor was a fairly tame lead-up to the absolute FIRE that is Hometowns, but there were still plenty of noteworthy occurrences. Like that time that Ben piloted a boat into a crowd of women, or when Ben made a woman eat a french fry out of his mouth like a mama bird.

After last week's totally thrilling cliffhanger, Griffin and Rachel return to discuss the brutal efficiency of Ben Higgins: The Axeman. Four women got the boot this week, and we're all like, yo Benny, where's the fire, man? Take your time. Live the moment. Feed the swimming pigs.

Rachel and Griffin discuss the events of a pretty big snoozer of an episode, including the heartbreaking dismissal of a flawless contestant. There's also a live Superwater Zero taste test, which, buddy, that's just good radio.

Griffin and Rachel discuss the hidden talents of each contestant as revealed in Week 4: CAILA-001's aggro-sensuality, Lauren H.'s unique kiss texturing, JoJo's ability to track and kill a wild white rhino on the Las Vegas strip and, of course, Olivia's ability to fit four to six Nintendo 64 cartridges inside her head.

Rachel and Griffin explore the racial overtones of one of the most bonkers episodes of this show they've ever seen. Ben utters four words that absolutely set Griffin's brain on fire.

Rachel and Griffin dive into Ben's sophomore performance, and do their very best to discredit Dr. Love, who is a psychopath. Also: The origins of CA.ILA-001, a bio-organism that will consume us all.

Rachel and Griffin McElroy kick off their bold experiment in service journalism: A podcast in which they talk about The Bachelor family of products. In this, the pilot episode of Rose Buddies, they discuss the format for the show, their personal histories with it and the promising contestants in this season's haul.