A Podcast on bad films, where we try and figure out 'Who Would Watch This?'
Oscar vs Carl: WWWT 1 Year Anniversary
Wow....a year....what a waste of everyone's collective time, but you're already this far in, might as well keep going.....Welcome to the WWWT Year anniversary, to celebrate a year of Podcasting, Oscar and Carl are going to be going through each's Letterboxds (a film ranking social media app) and bringing to light each's rouge opinions on movies. With a cheeky a Q&A to finish it off. Thank you for listening, we literally love you all equally.
7/18/2021 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 37 seconds
Who Would Watch 'The Last Airbender'?
M. Night month continues with his attempt at a 150 million dollar version of the hit nickelodeon tv show: Avatar. With bad casting, slow action and so much exposition Carl and Oscar discuss if there are more than 4 elements to conquer and did the narration change halfway through, before asking the penultimate question: who would watch this?
7/11/2021 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 6 seconds
Who Would Watch 'The Happening'?
This month we're are doing the best of the worst of M. Night Shyamalan's films in anticipation for his new film 'Old'. To kick off this month, we are starting with The Happening. Marky Mark is a science teacher trying to survive a pandemic which makes people kill themselves, while trying to save his marriage with Zooey Deschanel. Oscar and Carl watch this to save their marriage and to figure out who would watch this.
7/4/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 5 seconds
Who Would Watch 'I Am Number Four'?
I am number four is the first in the Lorien Legacies series. It follows 'four', a boy with magical powers from an alien planet, who must survive the aliens known only as the Mog, after they kill 'one', 'two' and 'three'. Sounds dumb and it is, but it is also boring! Carl and Oscar sit through this snooze-fest to figure out who would watch this.
6/27/2021 • 52 minutes, 17 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Eragon'?
Eragon (2006) is the first entry in the fantasy series The Inheritance Cycle, which follows Eragon, a young farm boy who stumbles across a dragon egg, and becomes a dragon rider. This critically panned, and fan hated adaptation killed the series on arrival, and ruined our guest's childhood. Oscar and Carl, and with the help of their resident 'Eragon Expert' Jack, try and figure out who would watch this.
6/20/2021 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 16 seconds
Who Would Watch 'The Divergent Series: Allegiant'
This week's episode is the third (and last) installment in the Divergent Series. But where are the other podcast episodes on the two previous movies? We didn't do them, didn't wanna. Not sure what the plot is, something about a divergent doing some insurgenting until they reach an allegiant? Oscar and Carl jump into Allegiant with no understanding of the world, and then criticise it for being a confusing mess, and they might just, along the way, figure out who would watch this.
6/13/2021 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 43 seconds
Who Would Watch 'The Woman in the Window'?
The Woman in the Window (2021) is a Netflix original film based upon the New York Times best seller, of the same name, starring Amy Adams, Gary Oldman, Julianne Moore, Wyatt Russell, Anthony Mackie and directed by Oscar nominated Director, Joe Wright. Wow, that sounds great! What could go wrong? Oscar and Carl stay cool and current by watching this month's critic diaster, in an attempt to find out who would watch this.
6/6/2021 • 1 hour, 5 minutes
Who Would Watch 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2'?
The final is here, the end of the Saga, Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2. The baby is here, Bella is a vampire, and Jacob is a criminal, the stage is set for one of the most climactic ending to any saga in cinematic history. Oscar and Carl finish up this series, with the definitive answer of who would watch this.
5/29/2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 12 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1'?
If you're a fan of splitting things into two, then this is your kinda movie, it's Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1! This film sees the conclusion of the love triangle we have been following, with Bella and Edward getting married, going on their honeymoon and sealing the deal....but....that's not all. Oscar and Carl eagerly watch this so they can say they've seen 80% of the twilight saga, and to figure out who would watch this.
5/23/2021 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 37 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Twilight: Eclipse'?
The saga continues with the third twilight film...Eclipse. Edward and Jacob continue to fight for Bella's love, but another fight is growing between the Volturi and the Cullins. The Werewolves and the vampires must team up to save Bella from this evil force. Oscar and Carl continue to criticise this blossoming relationship, and try and figure out, who would watch this.
5/15/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 58 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Twilight: New Moon'?
Oscar and Carl discuss the much awaited sequel to the YA film that started it all: New Moon. Together they work out how long it takes to fly to Italy from Forks, how much it'd cost, is Carl obsessed with dream catchers, and of course who would watch this?
5/9/2021 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 40 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Twilight'?
Finally! The month you've all been waiting for....Twilight Month! Oscar and Carl sit through the five Twilight films in the saga, following the bolossoming love triangle of Bella Swan, Edward Cullin, and Taylor Lautner.... will the two be repulsed by the content...or develop stockholm syndrome? One things for sure, they will finally end the debate of 'Who Would Watch Twilight'.
5/1/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 54 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Now You See Me 2'?
It's a magical episode of 'Who Would Watch This?' as Oscar and Carl discuss the 2016 sequel to the hit heist film Now you See Me. The four horsemen resurface and are forced to do their most impossible heist yet. However, there's more to chat about then ever, as most of the film doesn't make sense, what is the hell is the eye? Can lights create that much magic? And are the four horsemen just idiots? All of this and the pivotal question will be asked; Who would watch this?
4/25/2021 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 59 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Donnie Darko 2'?
Donnie Darko (2001) is one of the most original films of the last 20 years, so the sequel should be twice as original..right ? S. Darko aka Donnie Darko 2 aka S. Darko: A Donnie Darko Tale follows Donnie’s Sister, Samatha, as she tries to get her life back on track after the events of the first film. However, things begin to lead astray when familiar events start to occur. Oscar and Carl watched this film 3 weeks too early and now try (and fail) to remember it in an attempt to figure out who would watch this.
4/18/2021 • 51 minutes, 5 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Taken 2'?
Oscar and Carl discuss the 2012 sequel to the surprise hit Taken. Does anyone remember this film? No. But Oscar and Carl are here to talk about its awful editing, the villains weird plans, Liam Neeson's clock obsession and ask the pivotal question: 'Who Would Watch This?'
4/11/2021 • 51 minutes, 24 seconds
Who Would Watch 'American Psycho 2'?
American Psycho is a gritty, black satire surrounding the culture of the ‘yuppie’ 80s wall street….American Psycho 2 is quirky college movie, with a pinch of murder! American Psycho II: All American Girl (2002) stars Mila Kunis following in the footsteps of Patrick Bateman. Oscar and Carl dive into this infamous sequel to figure out who would watch this.
4/4/2021 • 53 minutes, 54 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Catwoman'?
Oscar and Carl discuss the Halle Berry superhero bomb 'Catwoman', there's a lot of Tom Holland talk, a big discussion of why is Halle dressed like that and why is the moon at the end of the film so big? All that as well as finding out the pivotal question: Who would watch this?
3/28/2021 • 57 minutes, 43 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Venom'?
Venom (2018) stars Tom Hardy, in maybe his most unhinged performance yet. Eddie Brock (Tom Hardy) is a journalist, investigating Life Foundation CEO Carlton Drake (Riz Ahmed), however, he is fired…..all seems lost….until he finds his one and true love….venom. Oscar and Carl watch this erotic thriller to figure out who would watch this.
3/20/2021 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 30 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Music'?
Oscar and Carl Discuss the golden globe nominated Sia directed musical 'Music', we work out what went wrong behind the scenes, has Sia met anyone with autism and how do drug dealers work in the world of Sia.
3/14/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 48 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Justice League (2017)?'
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2017) didn't live up to the hype train that surrounded it. It was plagued with strange studio interference and had another director, Joss Whedon, stepping in to finish the film. However, in 2021, Zack Snyder has completed his version of the film, leaving this mess as a cautionary tale for big studios. With this in mind, Oscar and Carl jump into this soon to be forgotten mess, to figure out who would watch this after the Snyder Cut's release.
3/7/2021 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 6 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Cocktail'?
Oscar and Carl discuss the Tom Cruise classic 'Cocktail' while asking; Who is Brian Brown? Why do they consume so many eggs? Is the main characters name Cocktail? And of course... Who would watch this?
2/28/2021 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 23 seconds
Who Would Watch ‘From Justin To Kelly’?
In 2002, Kelly Clarkson won the first season of American Idol, which meant she was contractually obligated to make a movie...in 2003....From Justin to Kelly was squirted onto screens. Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini star in their first (and only) feature film, which has them falling in love, a tale as old as time. Will their dipshit awful friends ruin this love at spring break? Oscar and Carl find out and in the process try and figure out who would watch this.
2/21/2021 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 59 seconds
Who Would Watch 'The Hottie and the Nottie'?
Oscar and Carl break down this misguided attempt of a film along with discuss who would live in Maine? How much money does this main character have? And is Paris Hilton actually that bad of an actress? All that and more in this weeks episode.
2/14/2021 • 56 minutes, 5 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Mr Wrong'?
This month we're doing romantic movies to celebrate love! And what better way to start this 'love month' with everyone's favourite lover...ELLEN! Ellen stars in her film debut ' Mr Wrong ', and you wouldn't believe how Mr Wrong (Bill Pullman) he can be. Oscar and Carl put on their tightest vest and watch this strange love story unfold, all to figure out who would watch this. Episode 29.
2/7/2021 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 26 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Fifty Shades Freed'?
It's the finale to the smutty sensation, but did anyone really care when this came out? Oscar, Carl and a surprise guest get down to the nitty gritty of whether this film is fulfilling, how abusive their relationship is, where did Jack Hyde get that hat from? And how many phones do you need to pull off a kidnapping? Oh, they also try and work out 'Who Would Watch This?'.
1/30/2021 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 59 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Fifty Shades Darker'?
Fifty Shades Darker (2017) is the 2nd installment in the 'Greyer' Trilogy. We continue with Anastaia and Christian, after they have broken up, but they get back together. But, this isn't the whole plot, a second player has enter the mix, Jack Hyde....will he steal Anastasia? Will Christian still be Dominate? Will Oscar and Carl make it through 2/3 of this trilogy? Will they find out who would watch this?
1/24/2021 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 36 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Fifty Shades of Grey'?
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) is a romantic erotic thriller based on the best selling book of the same title. It follows Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) a english major, who interviews Mr Grey (Jamie Dorman) and well....hijinks ensue. Will Oscar and Carl make it through this erotic thriller, or will the sexual tension be too high! Hopefully they can so they can solve who would watch this.
1/17/2021 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 56 seconds
The 'Who Would Watch This' 2020 Awards
Oscar and Carl reminisce over the films they watched in 2020. In this award show, the two look back over the films and graciously give out the coveted WWWT /Woot/ award, ending the show with the film that has no audience....who would watch this film...nobody.
1/3/2021 • 54 minutes, 9 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Last Ounce of Courage'?
Last Ounce of Courage (2012) follows a Bob, a war vetern (who is the mayor) who lost his son in the Iraq War. Bob doesn't want the real message of christmas to disappear, but sadly, his small town around him is starting to lose those Christian Values. Luckily, his grandson, Christian (not to be confused with Christian Values) returns from L.A and shares the same sentiment, will this family be able to save Christmas from the Cuckle Berry Finns of the world? And will Oscar and Carl be able to sit through this bible belt, fox news, extravaganza, to find out (other than the target audience) who would watch this?
12/26/2020 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 24 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2'?
Oscar and Carl discuss the famously meme'd 'Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2', everything from garbage day, to how much of the first film is edited into this sequel, cancer if it was movie and finally ask the question: Who Would Watch This?
12/20/2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 50 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Jack Frost'?
Jack Frost (1998) is family friendly christmas film with the demon jack frost thrown into the mix. Michael keaton is a workoholic dad trying to balance his music career and family, but when he dies in a horrific car accident, his family is left with a hole in their hearts.....until a horrific car accident of a snow man plugs it right back up. Oscar and Carl try and decided, who would watch Jack Frost.
12/13/2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 46 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Elves'?
Oscar and Carl discuss the horrific Christmas film Elves from 1989. Together they unpack a weird love for Dan Haggerty, nazi's, incest and whatever the lead actress calls her cat.
12/5/2020 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 38 seconds
Who Would Watch 'The Avengers'?
Oscar and Carl discuss The Avengers, that's right the 1998 film! Which one were you thinking of? This film followes two secret british agents: John Steed (Ralph Fiennes) and Dr Peel (Uma Thurman) who team up to stop the wickedly evil Sir August de Wynter (Sir Sean Connery) from destroying the world with weather. Minus people who put on the movie expecting The Avengers (2012), Oscar and Carl try and figure out who would watch this.
11/29/2020 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 11 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Unhinged'?
Oscar and Carl discuss the 2020 film 'Unhinged' that opened theatres in Australia after covid. We find out if Russell Crowe is angry as everyone says he is? Why is the son so mean to his mother in this film? And who would watch this barely 85 minute film?
11/22/2020 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 56 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Speed 2: Cruise Control'?
Speed 2 Cruise Control (1997) is the sequel to the hit action film Speed. The film follows a computer hacker who breaks into the computer system of the Seabourn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker. Oscar and Carl continue their decent down the imdb bottom 100 list. Speed 2 ranks 93rd on the list and it's incredibly obvious why. Oscar and Carl discuss who Scott Speedman is, William Defoe's penis and figure out who would watch this?
11/15/2020 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 5 seconds
Who Would Watch 'After We Collided'?
After We Collided (2020) is the much-anticipated sequel to 'After'; staring Josephine Langford and Hero Fiennes Tiffin as two lovers trying to make things work after a sinister secret from the first film tore their relationship apart. With the main characters more abusive, the side characters more wooden and the sex scenes more consistent, Oscar and Carl sit through this weird Wattpad adaptation to find out who would watch this?
11/8/2020 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 28 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Swept Away'?
Swept Away (2002) is Guy Ritchie's 3rd feature film and stars his then wife Madonna. It follows a snooty socialite and her friends on a holiday, who are being served by a communist, but things start to go wrong when these opposites are stranded on an island together. This unfunny and unromantic, romantic comedy ruined Madonna's acting career and is a boring mess from start to end. Oscar and Carl sit through this painful abomination to find out who would watch this.
11/1/2020 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 51 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Truth or Dare'?
Truth or Dare (2018) is the classic tale of teens playing a game of truth or dare, and awakening a demon. Seven friends take it in turns to do extreme truths and dares that aim to break their friendship, while this is happening, the friends try and stick together and solve how to break the curse. Oscar and Carl dare to watch this film and find out who would watch this.
10/25/2020 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 34 seconds
Who Would Watch 'After'?
After (2019) is an adaptation of the popular wattpad fanfiction involving harry styles, however, has been altered for the silver screen. After follows a young Tessa, a 'straight A' student who is beginning her college degree. But, will she become corrupt when she meets the bad boy of the school....Hardin Scott? Oscar and Carl fall in love with Tessa and Hardin's relationship and this risque soft-core romance, but must dive deeper and decide...who would watch this.
10/17/2020 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 8 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Darkness Falls'?
Darkness Falls (2020) or Anderson Falls (2020) follows a renegade cop played by Shawn Ashmore, who is trying to solve the murder of his wife. With the killers on the loose, and time running out before more women are murdered, can he track them down? This film was squirted out during 2020, but Oscar and Carl will watch anything that has been squirted out, and find out who would watch this.
10/4/2020 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 21 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Pluto Nash'?
Pluto Nash (2002) is a space adventure set on the moon, with Eddie Murphy as the lead, how could it not be fun?! Pluto Nash is one of cinema's largest financial bombs, and is widely known as one of the worst films of all time, but can Oscar and Carl find someone who would want to watch this?
9/27/2020 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 20 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Dolittle'?
Dolittle (2020) is Robert Downey, Jr.'s follow-up film to his climatic end in the Marvel cinematic universe. He is accompanied by a star filled cast and a preexisting property, how could this film fail? Oscar and Carl find out how bad this film really can fail, and more importantly, who would watch this?
9/20/2020 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 24 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Holmes and Watson'?
Holmes and Watson (2018) tells the tried and tested tale of Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson on another adventure, although this time, taking a comedic twist on the formula. Two legendary comedy actors: Will Ferrell and John. C. Riley, attempt to bring some laughs to the screen, while Oscar and Carl struggle to sit through the attempts, while also trying to figure out who would watch this.
9/12/2020 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 44 seconds
Who Would Watch 'My Teacher, My Obsession'?
My Teacher, My Obsession (2018) follows Kyla, a loner who is struggling at school, who befriends a new student, Riley. However, Riley’s father, Chris, is the new teacher at their school and things become messy once Kyla sets her sights on Chris. This bizarre TV-movie bewilders Oscar and Carl, as they try and figure out who would watch this.
9/6/2020 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 42 seconds
Who Would Watch 'The Exorcist II: The Heretic'?
The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) is the sequel to the critically and commercial success, The Exorcist. The Second in the Exorcist series continues Regan’s story four years later after the events of the first film. Commonly known as one of the worst sequels in movie history, Oscar and Carl try and find out if that is true, and more importantly, who would watch this?
8/28/2020 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 2 seconds
Who Would Watch 'The Kissing Booth 2'?
The Kissing Booth 2 (2020) is the sequel to Elle and Noah's highschool relationship. In this instalment, Elle and Noah struggle to keep their relationship stable due to the long-distance, and when college and new characters enter the picture, the question of whether they will last will be tested. Oscar and Carl endure this two- and half-hour epic to find out who would watch this.
8/23/2020 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 22 seconds
Who Would Watch 'The Kissing Booth'?
The Kissing Booth (2018) follows Elle, a young school girl who is struggling to survive the highschool experience. Luckily, she has her best friend Lee, and their rules to make it through, but when Elle starts to fall for Lee's older brother, Noah, things begin to get messy. Oscar and Carl dive head first into this teen romcom, and try to pinpoint who would watch this.
8/15/2020 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 4 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua'?
Beverly Hills Chihauhau (2008) is the first in a trilogy of dog related films, in this first instalment, Chloe tries to return to her pampered lifestyle in Beverly Hills, but in the process learns how other side lives their lives. Oscar and Carl jump into this poodle filled flick and discuss who would watch this.
8/9/2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 40 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Money Plane'?
Money Plane (2020) is a bizarre throw back to 80s/90s action film which has flown under the radar, however, deserves a much wider audience due to its insanity. Oscar and Carl dive into this insane low budget action flick and discuss who would watch this.
8/2/2020 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 40 seconds
Who Would Watch 'The Cat in the Hat'?
The 2003 adaptation of Dr Seuss' The Cat in the Hat was critically panned by critics and audiences at the time, however, has become a cult classic to younger audiences. Oscar and Carl look back fondly on the classic, and discuss who would watch this in 2020.
8/2/2020 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 49 seconds
Who Would Watch 'Artemis Fowl'?
WARNING: This is the first ever episode of 'Who would watch this?', recorded back in August 2020, this episode is before Oscar and Carl started to properly edit their podcast, before they got good audio equipment and before they fully realised the structure of their podcast. Collectively we've decided the true representation of this podcast starts with 'Season 1 Episode 41: Twilight'. It's best you start there. If not, god help you, this podcast gets a lot worse before it gets better.The horribly reviewed 2020 adaptation of Artemis Fowl was bravely dumped on disney plus. Oscar and Carl give an indepth look at trying to figure out who would actually watch this 100 million dollar misfire. Contact us with film recommendations and questions through our email: askwwwtpodcast@gmail.comFind us through:Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@whowouldwatchthisInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/whowouldwatchthis/TikTok: @podcastwhowouldwatchthisMore links: https://linktr.ee/whowouldwatchthis