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What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

English, Comedy, 1 season, 213 episodes, 1 day, 13 hours, 20 minutes
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Nick and Carol are back! Nick and Carol care about your problems. No, seriously. In this podcast they try to solve your issues. If they fail, that is not Nick and Carol's fault - it's probably down to the EU, or something. Send your problems to nickandcarol@global.com and prepare to be happy. (Happiness not guaranteed, terms and conditions apply, always read the label).
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So much expertise!

This time, Nick and Carol compare hats, they help a compulsive worrier, hear about a nightmare and have an appointment with the drug doctor.
2/26/202441 minutes, 9 seconds
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Hey sexy lady!

This week, Carol does/doesn't complain about the weather, Nick has a plan to get a free holiday, they get taught about hotel cleanliness and tackle ageism.
2/23/202446 minutes, 25 seconds
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Problem...something...solution

This week, Nick and Carol talk about Steve Wright, they go shopping for c**p, express their love of butter and help out a man whose wife eats funny.
2/19/202447 minutes, 1 second
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Carol McGiffin is hot!

This time, Carol throws some shade, Nick goes to the Olympics, they help out a person with bathroom noises and check how much footballers earn.
2/16/202447 minutes, 29 seconds
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A real game of cat and mouse

This week, Carol gets a visit form the gendarmes, Nick gets confused by fruit, they help a man with is name and pick sides in a neighbours' dispute
2/12/202441 minutes, 31 seconds
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Spanish ones are pants

This week, Nick weathers a storm, Carol has a beverage, they complain about their restaurant tables and decide to plump their pillows.
2/9/202448 minutes, 42 seconds
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Blue sky thinking

This week, Nick makes the mistake of checking his bag, Carol flings things around willy-nilly, they help a man with his coat and run a few ideas up the flagpole
2/5/202447 minutes, 17 seconds
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The most relaxing thing ever.

This week, Nick gets asked something in the street, Carol explains her feelings about the London mayor and farming, and they help out with the issue of marrying for money.
2/2/202450 minutes, 15 seconds
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A bit of a lag

This episode features a built-in delay, Nick collars a billionaire, Carol goes all "Judith Chalmers", Nick finds out a famous person bought his flat and they help a man with a hat.
1/29/202440 minutes, 46 seconds
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A newfangled episode

In this episode, Carole drops an E, Nick takes a trip up a canal without a gondola, they help a person with their name and give good telly advice.
1/26/202446 minutes, 59 seconds
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Problems with stools

This week, Carol refuses to do the ironing, Nick picks on Easter, they help out a man who does everything and one that wants to leave the country.
1/22/202448 minutes, 33 seconds
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No great shakes

This week, Carol refuses to cooperate with the police, Nick tries bathroom basketball and they help out a chap who claims he isn't normal
1/19/202445 minutes, 28 seconds
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Fascinating extractions

This week, Nick and Carol look into the future, Carol has an energy failure, Nick takes a selfie, they peer at Brad Pitt's face and fight about Alastair Campbell.
1/15/202447 minutes, 55 seconds
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Oi! What's your problem?

This week Nick and Carol connect a gas cannister, get confused in a trade shop, go on the attack and take a look at Ed Sheeran.
1/12/202451 minutes, 26 seconds
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We're Back!

This week, in part one of our new twice weekly podcast, Nick and Carol have a fight with the technology, they help with the dishes, pick a plumber and try to stop swearing.
1/8/202446 minutes, 18 seconds
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The delivery man always rings twice

This week, Carol buys some shoes, Nick defends his furniture, they avoid the Ikea trek, help out with a charity outrage and assist with the oven.
12/18/202358 minutes, 35 seconds
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A bit woozy

This week, Nick and Carol pour their drinks down the loo, have weird dreams, clean the carpets, get scared by Chat GPT and take care of the pets.
12/11/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 3 seconds
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Carol takes a trip

This week, Carol has some money saving advice, Nick tries to un-hunch his shoulders, they help out with the Tooth Fairy, plan the buffet strategy and assist with the Christmas cards.
12/4/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 9 seconds
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She's got things on the go

This week, Nick and Carol get measured, Carol fails at packing, Nick finds he can't afford to look like a tramp, they help with a dissatisfied wife and untangle a political slogan
11/27/20231 hour, 28 seconds
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A stickler for the rules

This week, Nick re-writes the rules, Carol passes on the cakes and they help with an interrupting husband, curious relatives abroad and wonder where Hammersmith went.
11/20/202359 minutes, 42 seconds
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The eight foot fake

This week, Carol goes full elf, Nick goes full fake, they help out with a couple's arguing, deal with a mansplainer and figure out why we worship actors.
11/13/20231 hour, 1 minute, 21 seconds
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The Dump Button

This week, Nick and Carol are considerate neighbours, help out with boastful vegans and give listeners some homework
11/6/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 38 seconds
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The Fat Day

This week, Nick fails to get connected, Carol can't help herself, they assist with the football commentary, get to grips with a moustache and a long distance love affair.
10/30/202359 minutes, 53 seconds
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Doughnuts, crisps and lard

This week, Carol gets a trim in the kitchen, Nick picks a fight with three billionaires, they help with a snorer, assist in a battle with artificial intelligence and pay with change.
10/23/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 52 seconds
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KFC or Wimpy, Ibiza or Benidorm?

This week, Nick and Carol are over at Becks' place, they have breakfast out and help with a cat, a bat and some awful grandchildren.
10/16/20231 hour, 34 seconds
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Coming round

This week, Carol sets her alarm, Nick takes advantage of a window of opportunity, they are both brave little soldiers when visiting the dentist, they go wilding and get attached to the people on the telly.
10/9/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 22 seconds
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Face ache

This week, Carol complains a lot, Nick leaves the hotel shampoo, they help out with a water problem, peer at bugs and wonder at scaffolding.
10/2/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 31 seconds
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I'm doing the effin' podcast!

This week, Carol gets bothered by her husband, Nick refuses to rate the service, they help a woman who's husband is turning into his dad, there's trouble with a builder and they strike a destination off their holiday list.
9/25/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 15 seconds
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Inequality Street

This week, Nick and Carol try not to get any water on them, get bored with other people's grand-kids, Carol takes up an instrument and Nick rumbles a dog's game
9/18/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 21 seconds
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Five courses of pasta

This week, Carol ponders doing something frightening on TV, Nick orders from the 1970s menu, they avoid a shower of spittle and splash the cash.
9/11/202352 minutes, 18 seconds
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Umming and ahing

This week, Nick and Carol try shaking hands, Carol cooks up a storm, Nick has it out with a gym goer and they help put things back together
9/4/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 15 seconds
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Repelling the tourists in Brighton

This week Nick crosses the border into a militarised seaside resort, Carol thinks of selling pictures of her feet and there's a problem thats quite hairy.
8/29/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 56 seconds
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Overdosing on orange.

This week, Nick and Carol help to make the bed, Carol goes all 1970's, Nick cracks a Russian code and they try to remember that funny bloke from the thing.
8/21/202355 minutes, 56 seconds
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Drugs in chips

This week, Carol washes her trainers, Nick talks about tails, they fix Netflix and have a bash at cheering someone up.
8/14/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 7 seconds
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The Leaf of Death

This week, Nick and Carol follow the weather, avoid bears, help a holidaymaker and check their blood pressure.
8/7/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 58 seconds
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A bit of a domestic

This week, Nick and Carol are on their worst behaviour, try on Napoleon's hat for size, help out on a roundabout and check in as a singleton
7/31/202355 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Bouncing Boobies

This week, Nick and Carol have a heated debate, Carol tries to call the government, Nick sees an incident with a dog and there's a huge pair of lips.
7/24/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 19 seconds
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Literally, OMG, do you actually know what I mean?

This week, Nick and Carol get a pest drunk, Carol gets an offer she can't accept, Nick gets a grammar lesson and they argue about lunch.
7/17/202358 minutes, 26 seconds
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The apology issue

This week, Carol shows a part of herself on television, Nick takes action against the sun and they help out with puppy love, air conditioning and invent a new contest.
7/10/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 38 seconds
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Mellow yellow

This week, the class system question is solved, Carol gets attacked mid-podcast, Nick feels like an idiot and there's a problem in the loo.
7/3/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 41 seconds
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Mooses in the hooses.

This week, in a festival of assistance, Nick and Carol weigh in at the airport, fail a job interview, Carol threatens her husband and Nick fails to get served at the bar.
6/26/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Class Issue

This week, Nick sees a shag in Brighton, Carol goes over the Shard, they argue about class, coffee, sandwiches, salads and maths but agree on queuing and browning.
6/19/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 48 seconds
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Carol bites her lip

This week, Nick and Carol want to know if you're OK, Carol has a mouth related accident and Nick picks a fight with the Hells Angels.
6/12/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 49 seconds
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Not in MY loo!

This week, Carol forgets where she's just been, Nick gets assaulted with a cassette, they help someone with a boring stalker and have a great idea about clubbing.
6/5/20231 hour, 57 seconds
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Wotzizname?

This week, Nick and Carol give some sensible Scilly advice, forget who just died and assist with an incontinent dog.
5/30/202359 minutes, 8 seconds
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Elton John's wardrobe

This week, Nick and Carol talk telly, Nick looks up a hotel he can't afford and tries clothes that don't suit him, Carol goes to butler school and fails to pull off a snakeskin jacket and they take a shower, but not together.
5/22/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 34 seconds
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Introducing: Unprecedented

Brexit, Covid, Partygate, lockdowns, leaks, the war in Ukraine, a cost-of-living crisis and the scandals that plagued our politics. Guto Harri was in the room when the big decisions were made. In this podcast, expect unprecedented access behind the shiny black door of Number 10 Downing Street, during one of the most chaotic periods in British political history.  Guto was Boris Johnson’s Communications Chief. When he first walked over the Number 10 threshold, things weren’t normal. A set of circumstances, scandals and chaos that will never be repeated. It was unprecedented. Brand new episodes out now on Global Player.
5/18/20233 minutes, 46 seconds
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A Horrible Hellhole

This week, Carol gets abuse and goes viral, Nick turns off daytime TV, Carol refuses to go to somewhere awful, they help a man with a dog bed and rate a classic rock song.
5/15/202358 minutes, 38 seconds
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Fun with sausages

This week, Carol makes an error, Nick is remarkably understanding, they get lost in a car park and talk to a robot.
5/8/202358 minutes, 10 seconds
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My wood is no-one's business

This week, Carol has a rendezvous, Nick dreams of pudding, Carol gets a winkle and they talk Oxford Street, David Bowie and having a clear-out.
5/1/202356 minutes, 11 seconds
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Language Alert!

In this ruder than usual episode, Nick is put on hold, Carol picks a fight with Robocop, they help a man with his emails and they both fail to evolve.
4/24/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 25 seconds
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Getting away with a wig

This week, Carol claims to have powers, Nick begs to differ, they peer at the King, order a really small coffee and try to park
4/17/202354 minutes, 20 seconds
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Worst. Bond. Ever.

This week Nick has a code id his doze and Carol is just as sympathetic as you would expect. They talk super-spies, ask for a receipt and help someone to be less nice.
4/11/202351 minutes, 35 seconds
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How big is Brad Pitt?

This week, Nick and Carol get ready to go out, point at good looking people, help a man who hired a moron, keep track of the kids and measure Brad Pitt.
4/3/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 8 seconds
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Just one squirt

This week, Nick and Carol help out a bored teen, try to get a mouse out of the house, eat banas and shrimp and have a fire emergency.
3/27/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 35 seconds
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Carry On Killing

This week, Nick is slightly hung-over, Carol is in no mood for nonsense, they dress in gym clothes and talk sausages and ping food.
3/20/202358 minutes, 14 seconds
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Dionne Warwick was my dinner date

This week, Nick and Carol search for perfection, Carol gets a quick medical, Nick gets up for a full English, they compare dinner dates and find a terrific/terrible way to start the day
3/13/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 40 seconds
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Getting flushed.

This week, Nick gets followed by Google, Carol has an issue with her face, they help out at the hairdressers and give excellent advice for the loo.
3/6/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 6 seconds
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It was the chair!

This week, Nick and Carol accidentally ignore a question about the Magic Roundabout, Nick goes in search of a pastry, Carol takes a selfie in the loo,and Chat GPT has them both bang to rights.
2/27/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 57 seconds
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Minding our P's and Q's

This week, Nick and Carol have to be on their best behaviour, they try to sing in an English accent, peer at the kids' hairstyles and try to open a bottle of shampoo.
2/20/20231 hour, 1 minute, 25 seconds
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What's the recipe today Carol?

This week, Carol puts on her pinny, Nick takes charge of the toothbrush and everyone forgets everyone's names.
2/13/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 25 seconds
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A science experiment

This week, Carol finds out what not to order at the bar, Nick gets something exciting in the post and we conduct an experiment with sound.
2/6/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 1 second
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It's a bar-tastrophe!

This week, Carol gets her kit off, Nick has a special delivery, they go moron spotting and look up something they shouldn't in the dictionary.
1/30/202359 minutes, 23 seconds
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Things that go pffft in the night

This week, Nick and Carol smell nice, get bored in Belgium, check their credit card statements, order something in French and clean the house.
1/23/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 34 seconds
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Talking rubbish

This week, Nick and Carol compare their waste, help a vegan, do a runner and plan a stress-free year.
1/16/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 13 seconds
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Carol does Southampton

This week, Carol recounts her triumphant quiz show appearance, Nick has a problem with his new air fryer, a lady in France has an issue with garlic bread, there's snoring neighbours and how not to kill your houseplants.
1/9/202359 minutes, 14 seconds
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The Big Christmas Special

This week, Nick and Carol pack the podcast full of festive assistance. There's family squabbles sorted, the decorations untangled, the dinner fixed and presents chosen. Plus, Carol has a confession!
12/19/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 13 seconds
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A series of holiday nightmares

This week, Carol goes on a sunny holiday with disastrous results, Nick sits at home freezing his bottom off, they root around some department stores and give good advice on where to live.
12/12/20221 hour, 38 seconds
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The eating issue

This week: Carol preps for a flight, Nick spots a nappy in Blackpool, they earwig someone's call on a train and spot a hair issue at the World Cup.
12/5/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 24 seconds
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Who dealt it?

It's a whodunnit this week and Nick and Carol try to get to the bottom of it, they also tackle a pizza, get a piercing and share some gum.
11/28/202258 minutes, 40 seconds
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Let's get ready to rumble.

This week, Carol has a compliant, Nick gets festive early, they help a disappearing woman and sort out a lists addict.
11/21/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 16 seconds
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What's going on?

This week, Carol goes to Lapland, Nick is hot in bed, there's advice on rating your old employer and what not to eat on a plane.
11/14/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 21 seconds
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The problem with problems

This week, Nick and Carol abuse an electric toothbrush, cross a river the expensive way, iron the sheets and are amazed at the genius of trees
11/7/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Good News Week

This week, Carol loses her iPad, Nick breaks into a run, they smell the roses and refuse the sex chocolates.
10/31/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 36 seconds
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Carol gets a boost.

This week, Nick and Carol dial 999, tell the neighbours to keep it down, peer at swans and make a scene in WH Smiths.
10/24/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 52 seconds
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A Woman on the Edge

This week, Nick and Carol order breakfast, give an IT man a one star review, fail to make friends at work, think about joining a commune and choose between their bottom and their face.
10/17/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Boinking Gnomes

In this week's globe-trotting issue, we take a trip round Carol's French garden, Nick gets disappointed in a bakery in Soho, there's a family problem about a trip to New York, an issue with a neighbour in Lanzarote and advice on how to avoid Piers Morgan on holiday.
10/10/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 53 seconds
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The delivery man buzzes twice

This week, Carol has a fight with a washing machine, Nick gets picked up in Los Angeles, there's an issue with a bad boss and an incident with a reclining seat
10/4/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 19 seconds
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A problem with cheese

This week, Carol is a pain in the neck, Nick imagines people naked, there's some unpleasantness on a Zoom meeting and they get the feeling they're being watched.
9/26/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 11 seconds
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A Thai massage and a bag of chips.

This week, Nick and Carol talk about competitive emoting, Carol loses her numbers, there's an encounter with Taylor Swift and something unpleasant about wind.
9/20/202257 minutes, 55 seconds
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Pill packet rage

This week, Nick and Carol help out on Southend Pier, have an issue with drugs, find problems filling up and watch a festival of cheating.
9/12/202258 minutes, 1 second
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The bums episode

This week, Nick and Carol get to the bottom of it, Nick has an incident on a boat, Carol appears on the news, they identify a problem with sports fans and launch an attack on estate agents.
9/5/202259 minutes, 29 seconds
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Carol does the dance

This week, Nick is in a rush, Carol gets on stage, they cling to old friends, navigate a roundabout and almost make a pizza.
8/29/202254 minutes, 41 seconds
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The flashing gnome

This week, Nick and Carol pick a fight with computers, Carol shares too much about her decor, there's a unique way of eating Jaffa Cakes, Nick still hasn't had his dinner, there's a problem with Kent and panic on a plane
8/22/202259 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Lost Tape

This week's is the one that should have gone out last week, that we thought had been lost but was found thanks to the nice people at Zencastr. Carol gets in a fight with a washing machine, Nick amuses two nuns and there's pudding.
8/15/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 54 seconds
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The rise of the chipmunk

This week, Nick and Carol go star spotting, listen to a hospital machine rocking out and hear of some unpleasantness at a tourist attraction
8/2/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 18 seconds
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Never next to a pool

This week, Nick and Carol actually give some pretty good advice about renting or buying a place to live, Nick goes on a controversial night out and Carol recovers from a bender.
7/25/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 4 seconds
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Bopping in the shop

This week, Nick and Carol get up on the good foot, Carol promises not to behead her waiter, Nick decides where not to go on holiday and they help out with rude people.
7/18/20221 hour, 18 seconds
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Rethinking dogs

This week, Nick and Carol hitch a lift, Carol gets her fur rubbed the wrong way and Nick admires vandalism.
7/11/202258 minutes, 20 seconds
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Carol’s got a code id her dose

This week, Nick gets a drink in prison, Carol makes a stink and they compare plastic surgery and star signs.
7/4/20221 hour, 1 minute, 10 seconds
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Nick and Carol do art

This week, Nick and Carol take in the view, Carol makes a legally enforceable promise, they help with the ringing in your ears and avoid watching snuff videos.
6/27/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Restaurant Incident

This week, Nick gets crowded, Carol has a long lunch, they both give surprisingly good holiday advice and suggest where not to stick a camera.
6/20/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 3 seconds
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Fun with candles

This week, Carol makes a smell, Nick tries the juice of the jungle, they help someone who doesn’t know whether to speed up or slow down and have an incident with the law.
6/13/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 58 seconds
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Warning lights flashing

This week, Nick and Carol fix a car, sympathise with Wills, hear noises in their heads and figure out why we are here.
6/6/202256 minutes, 24 seconds
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Talkin’ proper

This week Nick and Carol help with diction, assist with a broken mirror, decide on a big move and find some lost sunglasses.
5/30/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 10 seconds
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A holiday expert speaks

This week, Nick goes on about his holiday, Carol gets bitten by a thing and there’s excellent advice on getting away from it all.
5/23/20221 hour, 11 seconds
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The Breast Stroke Issue

This week, Nick and Carol get their certificates, help out a student with his Latin and give great advice on attending an awards ceremony.
5/16/20221 hour, 1 minute, 40 seconds
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Birds, cats and rats

This week, Carol tries to please her fans, Nick gets patted on the head, there’s problems with birds, cats and rats, they have too much choice and go searching for trees and rhinos but not in the same place.
5/9/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 15 seconds
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Blowing in the wind

This week, Nick and Carol explain when it is acceptable to have a small personal accident in front of your partner, Carol gets stuck in a festival, Nick tries to stop electricity leaking out and they both help with an eating problem.
5/3/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 19 seconds
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Artificial unintelligence

This week, Nick and Carol decide whether not play tennis or golf, Carol gets assaulted at the airport, Nick sleeps in late and they both get some paella in.
4/26/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 48 seconds
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That’s a fat cat!

This week, Nick and Carol order a low alcoholic beverage, help and insomniac, peer at a dripping tap and have trouble on a train.
4/19/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 20 seconds
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Peanuts stuck in your teeth

This week Nick and Carol help out with a dental problem, wonder whether to risk a holiday and Carol fails to hit an important button.
4/11/202258 minutes, 9 seconds
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Rocking, not rolling

This week Nick and Carol share a lack of love for Shakespeare, construct a forbidden playlist and help out on the school run
4/4/202253 minutes
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Eating dirt does you good

This week, Nick and Carol watch something stupid, there’s advice about chewing gum and keeping your hands smooth and Carol’s hubby gets an indecent proposal.
3/28/202259 minutes, 43 seconds
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Shooting potatoes

This week, Nick and Carol help with other people’s dogs, get pedantic about grammar and make a racket walking down the street.
3/21/20221 hour, 1 minute, 47 seconds
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Snogging in the coal shed

This week, Nick and Carol help a Nigel, Nick finds it hard to remember anything, Carol shares too much and they learn when you can’t have any pudding.
3/14/202257 minutes, 53 seconds
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Chucked out of parliament.

This week, Nick and Carol help a dissatisfied radio listener, battle a big fly, accept cookies and go (separately) to have a drink in the Houses of Parliament. Guess which one got thrown out?
3/7/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 19 seconds
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Don’t swallow that gum!

This week, Nick ad Carol protest that they ain’t done nuffink, Carol buys something huge by mistake, Nick admires the view from the edge and they both overdose on cookies.
2/28/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 54 seconds
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Fun with dairy!

This week, Carol is back from her holidays, Nick gets an offer he might refuse, they help find a person’s mojo and there’s party fun with the contents of the fridge.
2/21/20221 hour, 24 seconds
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The problem with babies

This week, Nick and Carol get updated, Carol defends her wardrobe, Nick is attacked while driving and they have excellent advice for friends of new mothers.
2/14/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 51 seconds
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The least helpful episode of all

This week, Carol paints her nails, Nick drives round Croydon and they compare there’s a guessing game about holidays.
2/7/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 2 seconds
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You saw a mouse? Where?

This week, Nick and Carol help someone who takes their life in their hands driving through Croydon, deal with rodent issue, remember the last time they cried and upset a Garry.
1/31/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 19 seconds
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A tip: Don’t tip twice!

This week, Nick and Carol help a person with a LOT of problems, get shown to a bad restaurant table, discuss forcing people to watch Carol on the telly and Nick makes a mistake in a cab.
1/24/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 37 seconds
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The 100th Episode!

This week, Nick and Carol go shopping, help an unread writer, discover something weird about Nick and about Carol’s pen pal. Plus, their favourite clips from the past 100 episodes, including the all-time most requested moment.
1/17/20221 hour, 14 minutes, 41 seconds
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A bit too much happiness

On the 99th episode, Nick and Carol make someone laugh at a vaccinator, help a worker whose colleagues are too cheery and another whose flatmates are too messy and Carol recalls what happened in a previous life.
1/10/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Proper Stopper

In this week's Christmas special Nick and Carol are full of festive spirit and help a LOT of people. No, really.
12/20/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 25 seconds
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Doing stupid things

This week, Nick remembers not to turn left and Carol goes under the influence, they help with a mother's texting, hiding the presents and chopping down trees.
12/12/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 6 seconds
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The latest f*****g episode.

This week, Nick and Carol go to the doctors, bleep out the rude bits, suck water out of the air, advise an old thrill seeker, choose a table in a restaurant they can't have and tell someone how to avoid a friend's boring husband.
12/6/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 47 seconds
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Don't tell your boss!

This week, Nick and Carol think you should keep some things to yourself, decide not to go to the theatre, plan an escape from jail and Nick gets cold while Carol gets sexy.
11/28/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 47 seconds
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50 years too late

This week, Nick and Carol help someone who needs a time machine, over-share, crash into things, spot a James Bond lookalike, try not to pick fights with airline stewards and spot some mimers.
11/22/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 28 seconds
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Drifting

This week: Carol overindulges, Nick gets done for going backwards, they take a trip round a festive tat sale, help someone addicted to calling the radio and give bad career advice to a lawyer.
11/15/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Land of the Frozen Poop

This week, Nick and Carol send their pizzas back, help with some winter blues, get asked to go on Strictly Come Dancing, find the best place for your toothbrush, and pick the safest place on a sled.
11/8/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 35 seconds
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Don't eat that bun!

This week, a dive into Carol's CD collection, getting the other half to rake the leaves, being weird while shopping, paying a ransom for your doodle and something awful in a burger joint.
11/1/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 46 seconds
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Snogging the boss

This week, Nick and Carol talk about being inappropriate with the management, getting wound up, Punch and Judy shows, old James Bond films, insulting your wife and being serious
10/26/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 4 seconds
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An offer you shouldn't accept

This week, Nick and Carol accept rides from strangers, help someone say "missing you", appear to be married and have fun at the dentists.
10/17/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 29 seconds
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Telling your boss what you think

nick and Carol are back and just as helpful as they ever were. This week, getting off Fortnite, boozy lunches, telling your boss what you shouldn't and being slowed down.
10/11/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 40 seconds
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The unreleased practice session

This week there is no new episode, instead this is the tape from June 2019 of the first time we got together after decades apart to try out what became the podcast you know.
10/3/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 26 seconds
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Not ordinary, extra-ordinary

Nick and Carol attack the breakfast buffet, pack for Belfast and sound drunk but it's not their fault.
9/26/202154 minutes, 26 seconds
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A bad influence

This week, Nick and Carol affect someone's behaviour, help with a toilet issue, knit their own blanket and discover the new Victor Meldrew.
9/19/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 1 second
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Nick and Carol for dinner

This week Nick and Carol get invited to dinner but no food for them, worrying news about Thailand, the pregnancy minefield and being intolerant of intolerance.
9/12/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 1 second
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The Nickers Issue

This week, Carol is getting ready for her tour but has forgotten something important, Robert Redford tells a joke, there's tips on buying a house and Bryan Ferry touches someone's knee.
9/6/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Kiss of Death

This week, Nick and Carol are a danger to celebrities, discuss not doing dogs and how to be more rock'n'roll playing the piano
8/30/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 52 seconds
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Nick's Birthday Special

This week, what ghosts wear, the boredom of being a barrister, blaming your parents, having an accident and Carol's late for lunch.
8/23/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 20 seconds
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Can you hear me? A History with Nick and Carol.

In this bumper summer edition, Nick and Carol talk drinking on a plane, falling asleep with a stranger, ghosts, fizzy pop, getting your bus pass and the Rolling Stones.
8/17/20211 hour, 20 minutes, 16 seconds
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Lying about your age

This week, Nick and Carol give advice on telling the truth on dating sites, cutting your sandwich in half, selecting a password and arguing with friends.
8/9/20211 hour, 15 minutes
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So, it is what it is.

This week Nick and Carol get uptight about language, help a man with a dentist habit, attack a spaceman and forget everyone's name.
8/2/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 41 seconds
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The things you can find in a library!

This week, Nick and Carol's hair goes flat, they root about in the picture box, contemplate a breakfast sausage, refuse flip-flops and Carol gets discovered in the last place you'd look.
7/26/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 49 seconds
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Chucking bottles with Sophia Loren

This week, Nick and Carol jump into a hot tub, hob nob with a major film star and buy a yogurt.
7/20/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
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Back to front

This week, Nick and Carol drive on the wrong side of the road, can't start laughing or stop laughing and take the end and stick it at the front.
7/12/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 26 seconds
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Rooting through the bins

This week, Carol is back in France and still complaining, we tackle Sunday builders, fail to water the plants, sing along to the kettle, are forced to accept party invitations and go bowling.
7/4/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Whacky Waving Inflatable Tube

This week, Nick and Carol skip sports, get stared at by a baby, spot a Boris Johnson look-a-like and don't like likes.
6/28/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 52 seconds
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Picking the wrong queue at the supermarket

This week, Nick and Carol endure multiple shop nightmares, get a little something in the post and take a lesson in pronunciation.
6/20/202159 minutes, 17 seconds
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Unwrinkling your pants

This week, Nick and Carol iron their smalls, exercise under the desk and try to get the world's most annoying song out of their heads.
6/14/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 33 seconds
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Walking naked through a restaurant.

This week, Nick and Carol suffer a wardrobe malfunction (actually, just Carol), an anonymous helper steps into the light, they help a wallflower mingle, are placed on hold a lot and take on an airline executive.
6/6/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 16 seconds
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A tattoo of what on your where?

This week, Nick and Carol get floored by perhaps the best email yet, drop their biscuit in their tea and swear A LOT.
5/30/20211 hour, 26 seconds
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Pudding for breakfast

This week, Nick and Carol get their eyes fixed, forget where they put their keys, find the booze shelf bare and go on a sausage hunt.
5/24/20211 hour, 11 minutes, 49 seconds
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Where's Cher?

This week Nick and Carol turn their phones very off, talk cruising, almost hang out with Beckham and Clooney and have a mild disagreement about...everything.
5/17/202158 minutes, 33 seconds
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Sailing close to the wind

This week Nick and Carol finally unravel The Great Red Ball Mystery from last week, find an unflattering thing to say about new cars, try to remember what normal looks like and go in search of their mojos.
5/10/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Great Red Ball Mystery

This week, Nick and Carol fix Saturday Night TV, select some casual wear from the Grattan Catalogue and investigate the hidden device that you didn't know you had.
5/3/20211 hour, 1 minute, 11 seconds
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Didn't we do well?

This week, Nick and Carol congratulate us all for being good little conservers, Carol refuses to take a call, Nick gets drowned in paper, they eat in the bath and attacked by a Pole.
4/26/20211 hour, 42 seconds
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Bond...Mr and Mrs James Bond

This week, Nick and Carol get cosy with a super-spy, spot a listening device in their homes, plan to avoid a pub garden and get bored of their friends.
4/18/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 32 seconds
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What species is that?

This week, Nick and Carol get light headed, groan a lot, swerve Zoom and help a man who doesn't know what his problem is.
4/12/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 33 seconds
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How this all started

This week, Nick and Carol remember how they met, forget what it is like to see street life and experience a Japanese toilet.
4/6/20211 hour, 14 minutes, 10 seconds
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Nick's never gonna give you up!

This week, Nick and Carol help a kid with his homework, spend too long in the bath, fight with the census and enjoy lock-in a little too much.
3/29/202159 minutes, 36 seconds
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Carol hums!

This week, Nick and Carol help with expressing sighs of contentment, playing spot the witch, try edible maggots and definitely don't repeat themselves.
3/21/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 46 seconds
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My brain's all shook up.

This week, Nick and Carol go rollercoasting, catch cows, fight with a kettle and ask the internet for free money.
3/15/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 19 seconds
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Welcome to the future!

This week, Nick and Carol have helpful advice on finding out passwords with an axe and a power tool, marvel at the date and find out how to get maximum value for money from your taxes.
3/8/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 22 seconds
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Learning to love again

This week Nick and Carol bring people together but also pull people apart, find something to do under lockdown and help bring a little grumpiness into the world.
3/1/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 17 seconds
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Someone famous is following me

This week, Nick and Carol forget what they are supposed to be doing and fail at their jobs, try on some very old clothes, look themselves up on the internet and there's swearing in a Scottish accent.
2/22/202159 minutes, 9 seconds
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Slip sliding away

This week, Nick gets stuck on the ice, Carol finds out where she works, why the TV news always sends weather reporters outside in storms and who is worth nine million dollars?
2/15/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 40 seconds
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Filthy habits

This week, Nick and Carol clear some cupboard space, practice good dental hygiene, tackle armed police and do mental arithmetic
2/8/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 13 seconds
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Excellent names for a rock band.

This week, Nick and Carol come up with some names for a rock'n'roller, fail to tip the removal men and leave the dishes in the sink.
1/26/202158 minutes, 7 seconds
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How to be not funny

This week Nick and Carol wonder how the world would ever get on without us humans, advise someone who tries too hard to please and say something insensitive (no surprise there).
1/18/20211 hour, 1 minute, 12 seconds
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The word is: "ritual"

This week Nick and Carol swap recurring dreams, help out a chap whose friend has the hump with him and then compare seats.
1/11/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 30 seconds