Nick and Carol are back! Nick and Carol care about your problems. No, seriously. In this podcast they try to solve your issues. If they fail, that is not Nick and Carol's fault - it's probably down to the EU, or something. Send your problems to nickandcarol@global.com and prepare to be happy. (Happiness not guaranteed, terms and conditions apply, always read the label).
So much expertise!
This time, Nick and Carol compare hats, they help a compulsive worrier, hear about a nightmare and have an appointment with the drug doctor.
2/26/2024 • 41 minutes, 9 seconds
Hey sexy lady!
This week, Carol does/doesn't complain about the weather, Nick has a plan to get a free holiday, they get taught about hotel cleanliness and tackle ageism.
2/23/2024 • 46 minutes, 25 seconds
Problem...something...solution
This week, Nick and Carol talk about Steve Wright, they go shopping for c**p, express their love of butter and help out a man whose wife eats funny.
2/19/2024 • 47 minutes, 1 second
Carol McGiffin is hot!
This time, Carol throws some shade, Nick goes to the Olympics, they help out a person with bathroom noises and check how much footballers earn.
2/16/2024 • 47 minutes, 29 seconds
A real game of cat and mouse
This week, Carol gets a visit form the gendarmes, Nick gets confused by fruit, they help a man with is name and pick sides in a neighbours' dispute
2/12/2024 • 41 minutes, 31 seconds
Spanish ones are pants
This week, Nick weathers a storm, Carol has a beverage, they complain about their restaurant tables and decide to plump their pillows.
2/9/2024 • 48 minutes, 42 seconds
Blue sky thinking
This week, Nick makes the mistake of checking his bag, Carol flings things around willy-nilly, they help a man with his coat and run a few ideas up the flagpole
2/5/2024 • 47 minutes, 17 seconds
The most relaxing thing ever.
This week, Nick gets asked something in the street, Carol explains her feelings about the London mayor and farming, and they help out with the issue of marrying for money.
2/2/2024 • 50 minutes, 15 seconds
A bit of a lag
This episode features a built-in delay, Nick collars a billionaire, Carol goes all "Judith Chalmers", Nick finds out a famous person bought his flat and they help a man with a hat.
1/29/2024 • 40 minutes, 46 seconds
A newfangled episode
In this episode, Carole drops an E, Nick takes a trip up a canal without a gondola, they help a person with their name and give good telly advice.
1/26/2024 • 46 minutes, 59 seconds
Problems with stools
This week, Carol refuses to do the ironing, Nick picks on Easter, they help out a man who does everything and one that wants to leave the country.
1/22/2024 • 48 minutes, 33 seconds
No great shakes
This week, Carol refuses to cooperate with the police, Nick tries bathroom basketball and they help out a chap who claims he isn't normal
1/19/2024 • 45 minutes, 28 seconds
Fascinating extractions
This week, Nick and Carol look into the future, Carol has an energy failure, Nick takes a selfie, they peer at Brad Pitt's face and fight about Alastair Campbell.
1/15/2024 • 47 minutes, 55 seconds
Oi! What's your problem?
This week Nick and Carol connect a gas cannister, get confused in a trade shop, go on the attack and take a look at Ed Sheeran.
1/12/2024 • 51 minutes, 26 seconds
We're Back!
This week, in part one of our new twice weekly podcast, Nick and Carol have a fight with the technology, they help with the dishes, pick a plumber and try to stop swearing.
1/8/2024 • 46 minutes, 18 seconds
The delivery man always rings twice
This week, Carol buys some shoes, Nick defends his furniture, they avoid the Ikea trek, help out with a charity outrage and assist with the oven.
12/18/2023 • 58 minutes, 35 seconds
A bit woozy
This week, Nick and Carol pour their drinks down the loo, have weird dreams, clean the carpets, get scared by Chat GPT and take care of the pets.
12/11/2023 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 3 seconds
Carol takes a trip
This week, Carol has some money saving advice, Nick tries to un-hunch his shoulders, they help out with the Tooth Fairy, plan the buffet strategy and assist with the Christmas cards.
12/4/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 9 seconds
She's got things on the go
This week, Nick and Carol get measured, Carol fails at packing, Nick finds he can't afford to look like a tramp, they help with a dissatisfied wife and untangle a political slogan
11/27/2023 • 1 hour, 28 seconds
A stickler for the rules
This week, Nick re-writes the rules, Carol passes on the cakes and they help with an interrupting husband, curious relatives abroad and wonder where Hammersmith went.
11/20/2023 • 59 minutes, 42 seconds
The eight foot fake
This week, Carol goes full elf, Nick goes full fake, they help out with a couple's arguing, deal with a mansplainer and figure out why we worship actors.
11/13/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 21 seconds
The Dump Button
This week, Nick and Carol are considerate neighbours, help out with boastful vegans and give listeners some homework
11/6/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 38 seconds
The Fat Day
This week, Nick fails to get connected, Carol can't help herself, they assist with the football commentary, get to grips with a moustache and a long distance love affair.
10/30/2023 • 59 minutes, 53 seconds
Doughnuts, crisps and lard
This week, Carol gets a trim in the kitchen, Nick picks a fight with three billionaires, they help with a snorer, assist in a battle with artificial intelligence and pay with change.
10/23/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 52 seconds
KFC or Wimpy, Ibiza or Benidorm?
This week, Nick and Carol are over at Becks' place, they have breakfast out and help with a cat, a bat and some awful grandchildren.
10/16/2023 • 1 hour, 34 seconds
Coming round
This week, Carol sets her alarm, Nick takes advantage of a window of opportunity, they are both brave little soldiers when visiting the dentist, they go wilding and get attached to the people on the telly.
10/9/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 22 seconds
Face ache
This week, Carol complains a lot, Nick leaves the hotel shampoo, they help out with a water problem, peer at bugs and wonder at scaffolding.
10/2/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 31 seconds
I'm doing the effin' podcast!
This week, Carol gets bothered by her husband, Nick refuses to rate the service, they help a woman who's husband is turning into his dad, there's trouble with a builder and they strike a destination off their holiday list.
9/25/2023 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 15 seconds
Inequality Street
This week, Nick and Carol try not to get any water on them, get bored with other people's grand-kids, Carol takes up an instrument and Nick rumbles a dog's game
9/18/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 21 seconds
Five courses of pasta
This week, Carol ponders doing something frightening on TV, Nick orders from the 1970s menu, they avoid a shower of spittle and splash the cash.
9/11/2023 • 52 minutes, 18 seconds
Umming and ahing
This week, Nick and Carol try shaking hands, Carol cooks up a storm, Nick has it out with a gym goer and they help put things back together
9/4/2023 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 15 seconds
Repelling the tourists in Brighton
This week Nick crosses the border into a militarised seaside resort, Carol thinks of selling pictures of her feet and there's a problem thats quite hairy.
8/29/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 56 seconds
Overdosing on orange.
This week, Nick and Carol help to make the bed, Carol goes all 1970's, Nick cracks a Russian code and they try to remember that funny bloke from the thing.
8/21/2023 • 55 minutes, 56 seconds
Drugs in chips
This week, Carol washes her trainers, Nick talks about tails, they fix Netflix and have a bash at cheering someone up.
8/14/2023 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 7 seconds
The Leaf of Death
This week, Nick and Carol follow the weather, avoid bears, help a holidaymaker and check their blood pressure.
8/7/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 58 seconds
A bit of a domestic
This week, Nick and Carol are on their worst behaviour, try on Napoleon's hat for size, help out on a roundabout and check in as a singleton
7/31/2023 • 55 minutes, 49 seconds
The Bouncing Boobies
This week, Nick and Carol have a heated debate, Carol tries to call the government, Nick sees an incident with a dog and there's a huge pair of lips.
7/24/2023 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 19 seconds
Literally, OMG, do you actually know what I mean?
This week, Nick and Carol get a pest drunk, Carol gets an offer she can't accept, Nick gets a grammar lesson and they argue about lunch.
7/17/2023 • 58 minutes, 26 seconds
The apology issue
This week, Carol shows a part of herself on television, Nick takes action against the sun and they help out with puppy love, air conditioning and invent a new contest.
7/10/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 38 seconds
Mellow yellow
This week, the class system question is solved, Carol gets attacked mid-podcast, Nick feels like an idiot and there's a problem in the loo.
7/3/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 41 seconds
Mooses in the hooses.
This week, in a festival of assistance, Nick and Carol weigh in at the airport, fail a job interview, Carol threatens her husband and Nick fails to get served at the bar.
6/26/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 23 seconds
The Class Issue
This week, Nick sees a shag in Brighton, Carol goes over the Shard, they argue about class, coffee, sandwiches, salads and maths but agree on queuing and browning.
6/19/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 48 seconds
Carol bites her lip
This week, Nick and Carol want to know if you're OK, Carol has a mouth related accident and Nick picks a fight with the Hells Angels.
6/12/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 49 seconds
Not in MY loo!
This week, Carol forgets where she's just been, Nick gets assaulted with a cassette, they help someone with a boring stalker and have a great idea about clubbing.
6/5/2023 • 1 hour, 57 seconds
Wotzizname?
This week, Nick and Carol give some sensible Scilly advice, forget who just died and assist with an incontinent dog.
5/30/2023 • 59 minutes, 8 seconds
Elton John's wardrobe
This week, Nick and Carol talk telly, Nick looks up a hotel he can't afford and tries clothes that don't suit him, Carol goes to butler school and fails to pull off a snakeskin jacket and they take a shower, but not together.
5/22/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 34 seconds
Introducing: Unprecedented
Brexit, Covid, Partygate, lockdowns, leaks, the war in Ukraine, a cost-of-living crisis and the scandals that plagued our politics. Guto Harri was in the room when the big decisions were made. In this podcast, expect unprecedented access behind the shiny black door of Number 10 Downing Street, during one of the most chaotic periods in British political history. Guto was Boris Johnson’s Communications Chief. When he first walked over the Number 10 threshold, things weren’t normal. A set of circumstances, scandals and chaos that will never be repeated. It was unprecedented. Brand new episodes out now on Global Player.
5/18/2023 • 3 minutes, 46 seconds
A Horrible Hellhole
This week, Carol gets abuse and goes viral, Nick turns off daytime TV, Carol refuses to go to somewhere awful, they help a man with a dog bed and rate a classic rock song.
5/15/2023 • 58 minutes, 38 seconds
Fun with sausages
This week, Carol makes an error, Nick is remarkably understanding, they get lost in a car park and talk to a robot.
5/8/2023 • 58 minutes, 10 seconds
My wood is no-one's business
This week, Carol has a rendezvous, Nick dreams of pudding, Carol gets a winkle and they talk Oxford Street, David Bowie and having a clear-out.
5/1/2023 • 56 minutes, 11 seconds
Language Alert!
In this ruder than usual episode, Nick is put on hold, Carol picks a fight with Robocop, they help a man with his emails and they both fail to evolve.
4/24/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 25 seconds
Getting away with a wig
This week, Carol claims to have powers, Nick begs to differ, they peer at the King, order a really small coffee and try to park
4/17/2023 • 54 minutes, 20 seconds
Worst. Bond. Ever.
This week Nick has a code id his doze and Carol is just as sympathetic as you would expect. They talk super-spies, ask for a receipt and help someone to be less nice.
4/11/2023 • 51 minutes, 35 seconds
How big is Brad Pitt?
This week, Nick and Carol get ready to go out, point at good looking people, help a man who hired a moron, keep track of the kids and measure Brad Pitt.
4/3/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 8 seconds
Just one squirt
This week, Nick and Carol help out a bored teen, try to get a mouse out of the house, eat banas and shrimp and have a fire emergency.
3/27/2023 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 35 seconds
Carry On Killing
This week, Nick is slightly hung-over, Carol is in no mood for nonsense, they dress in gym clothes and talk sausages and ping food.
3/20/2023 • 58 minutes, 14 seconds
Dionne Warwick was my dinner date
This week, Nick and Carol search for perfection, Carol gets a quick medical, Nick gets up for a full English, they compare dinner dates and find a terrific/terrible way to start the day
3/13/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 40 seconds
Getting flushed.
This week, Nick gets followed by Google, Carol has an issue with her face, they help out at the hairdressers and give excellent advice for the loo.
3/6/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 6 seconds
It was the chair!
This week, Nick and Carol accidentally ignore a question about the Magic Roundabout, Nick goes in search of a pastry, Carol takes a selfie in the loo,and Chat GPT has them both bang to rights.
2/27/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 57 seconds
Minding our P's and Q's
This week, Nick and Carol have to be on their best behaviour, they try to sing in an English accent, peer at the kids' hairstyles and try to open a bottle of shampoo.
2/20/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 25 seconds
What's the recipe today Carol?
This week, Carol puts on her pinny, Nick takes charge of the toothbrush and everyone forgets everyone's names.
2/13/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 25 seconds
A science experiment
This week, Carol finds out what not to order at the bar, Nick gets something exciting in the post and we conduct an experiment with sound.
2/6/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 1 second
It's a bar-tastrophe!
This week, Carol gets her kit off, Nick has a special delivery, they go moron spotting and look up something they shouldn't in the dictionary.
1/30/2023 • 59 minutes, 23 seconds
Things that go pffft in the night
This week, Nick and Carol smell nice, get bored in Belgium, check their credit card statements, order something in French and clean the house.
1/23/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 34 seconds
Talking rubbish
This week, Nick and Carol compare their waste, help a vegan, do a runner and plan a stress-free year.
1/16/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 13 seconds
Carol does Southampton
This week, Carol recounts her triumphant quiz show appearance, Nick has a problem with his new air fryer, a lady in France has an issue with garlic bread, there's snoring neighbours and how not to kill your houseplants.
1/9/2023 • 59 minutes, 14 seconds
The Big Christmas Special
This week, Nick and Carol pack the podcast full of festive assistance. There's family squabbles sorted, the decorations untangled, the dinner fixed and presents chosen. Plus, Carol has a confession!
12/19/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 13 seconds
A series of holiday nightmares
This week, Carol goes on a sunny holiday with disastrous results, Nick sits at home freezing his bottom off, they root around
some department stores and give good advice on where to live.
12/12/2022 • 1 hour, 38 seconds
The eating issue
This week: Carol preps for a flight, Nick spots a nappy in Blackpool, they earwig someone's call on a train and spot a hair issue at the World Cup.
12/5/2022 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 24 seconds
Who dealt it?
It's a whodunnit this week and Nick and Carol try to get to the bottom of it, they also tackle a pizza, get a piercing and share some gum.
11/28/2022 • 58 minutes, 40 seconds
Let's get ready to rumble.
This week, Carol has a compliant, Nick gets festive early, they help a disappearing woman and sort out a lists addict.
11/21/2022 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 16 seconds
What's going on?
This week, Carol goes to Lapland, Nick is hot in bed, there's advice on rating your old employer and what not to eat on a plane.
11/14/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 21 seconds
The problem with problems
This week, Nick and Carol abuse an electric toothbrush, cross a river the expensive way, iron the sheets and are amazed at the genius of trees
11/7/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 32 seconds
The Good News Week
This week, Carol loses her iPad, Nick breaks into a run, they smell the roses and refuse the sex chocolates.
10/31/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 36 seconds
Carol gets a boost.
This week, Nick and Carol dial 999, tell the neighbours to keep it down, peer at swans and make a scene in WH Smiths.
10/24/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 52 seconds
A Woman on the Edge
This week, Nick and Carol order breakfast, give an IT man a one star review, fail to make friends at work, think about joining a
commune and choose between their bottom and their face.
10/17/2022 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 2 seconds
The Boinking Gnomes
In this week's globe-trotting issue, we take a trip round Carol's French garden, Nick gets disappointed in a bakery in Soho, there's a family problem about a trip to New York, an issue with a neighbour in Lanzarote and advice on how to avoid Piers Morgan on holiday.
10/10/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 53 seconds
The delivery man buzzes twice
This week, Carol has a fight with a washing machine, Nick
gets picked up in Los Angeles, there's an issue with a bad boss and an
incident with a reclining seat
10/4/2022 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 19 seconds
A problem with cheese
This week, Carol is a pain in the neck, Nick imagines people naked, there's some unpleasantness on a Zoom meeting and they get
the feeling they're being watched.
9/26/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 11 seconds
A Thai massage and a bag of chips.
This week, Nick and Carol talk about competitive emoting, Carol loses her numbers, there's an encounter with Taylor Swift and something unpleasant about wind.
9/20/2022 • 57 minutes, 55 seconds
Pill packet rage
This week, Nick and Carol help out on Southend Pier, have an issue with drugs, find problems filling up and watch a festival of
cheating.
9/12/2022 • 58 minutes, 1 second
The bums episode
This week, Nick and Carol get to the bottom of it, Nick has an incident on a boat, Carol appears on the news, they identify a problem with sports fans and launch an attack on estate agents.
9/5/2022 • 59 minutes, 29 seconds
Carol does the dance
This week, Nick is in a rush, Carol gets on stage, they cling to old friends, navigate a roundabout and almost make a pizza.
8/29/2022 • 54 minutes, 41 seconds
The flashing gnome
This week, Nick and Carol pick a fight with computers, Carol shares too much about her decor, there's a unique way of eating
Jaffa Cakes, Nick still hasn't had his dinner, there's a problem with Kent and panic on a plane
8/22/2022 • 59 minutes, 42 seconds
The Lost Tape
This week's is the one that should have gone out last week, that we thought had been lost but was found thanks to the nice people at
Zencastr. Carol gets in a fight with a washing machine, Nick amuses two nuns and there's pudding.
8/15/2022 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 54 seconds
The rise of the chipmunk
This week, Nick and Carol go star spotting, listen to a hospital machine rocking out and hear of some unpleasantness at a tourist attraction
8/2/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 18 seconds
Never next to a pool
This week, Nick and Carol actually give some pretty good advice about renting or buying a place to live, Nick goes on a controversial night out and Carol recovers from a bender.
7/25/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 4 seconds
Bopping in the shop
This week, Nick and Carol get up on the good foot, Carol promises not to behead her waiter, Nick decides where not to go on holiday and they help out with rude people.
7/18/2022 • 1 hour, 18 seconds
Rethinking dogs
This week, Nick and Carol hitch a lift, Carol gets her fur rubbed the wrong way and Nick admires vandalism.
7/11/2022 • 58 minutes, 20 seconds
Carol’s got a code id her dose
This week, Nick gets a drink in prison, Carol makes a stink and they compare plastic surgery and star signs.
7/4/2022 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 10 seconds
Nick and Carol do art
This week, Nick and Carol take in the view, Carol makes a legally enforceable promise, they help with the ringing in your ears and avoid watching snuff videos.
6/27/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 40 seconds
The Restaurant Incident
This week, Nick gets crowded, Carol has a long lunch, they both give surprisingly good holiday advice and suggest where not to stick a camera.
6/20/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 3 seconds
Fun with candles
This week, Carol makes a smell, Nick tries the juice of the jungle, they help someone who doesn’t know whether to speed up or slow down and have an incident with the law.
6/13/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 58 seconds
Warning lights flashing
This week, Nick and Carol fix a car, sympathise with Wills, hear noises in their heads and figure out why we are here.
6/6/2022 • 56 minutes, 24 seconds
Talkin’ proper
This week Nick and Carol help with diction, assist with a broken mirror, decide on a big move and find some lost sunglasses.
5/30/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 10 seconds
A holiday expert speaks
This week, Nick goes on about his holiday, Carol gets bitten by a thing and there’s excellent advice on getting away from it all.
5/23/2022 • 1 hour, 11 seconds
The Breast Stroke Issue
This week, Nick and Carol get their certificates, help out a student with his Latin and give great advice on attending an awards ceremony.
5/16/2022 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 40 seconds
Birds, cats and rats
This week, Carol tries to please her fans, Nick gets patted on the head, there’s problems with birds, cats and rats, they have too much choice and go searching for trees and rhinos but not in the same place.
5/9/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 15 seconds
Blowing in the wind
This week, Nick and Carol explain when it is acceptable to have a small personal accident in front of your partner, Carol gets stuck in a festival, Nick tries to stop electricity leaking out and they both help with an eating problem.
5/3/2022 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 19 seconds
Artificial unintelligence
This week, Nick and Carol decide whether not play tennis or golf, Carol gets assaulted at the airport, Nick sleeps in late and they both get some paella in.
4/26/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 48 seconds
That’s a fat cat!
This week, Nick and Carol order a low alcoholic beverage, help and insomniac, peer at a dripping tap and have trouble on a train.
4/19/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 20 seconds
Peanuts stuck in your teeth
This week Nick and Carol help out with a dental problem, wonder whether to risk a holiday and Carol fails to hit an important button.
4/11/2022 • 58 minutes, 9 seconds
Rocking, not rolling
This week Nick and Carol share a lack of love for Shakespeare, construct a forbidden playlist and help out on the school run
4/4/2022 • 53 minutes
Eating dirt does you good
This week, Nick and Carol watch something stupid, there’s advice about chewing gum and keeping your hands smooth and Carol’s hubby gets an indecent proposal.
3/28/2022 • 59 minutes, 43 seconds
Shooting potatoes
This week, Nick and Carol help with other people’s dogs, get pedantic about grammar and make a racket walking down the street.
3/21/2022 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 47 seconds
Snogging in the coal shed
This week, Nick and Carol help a Nigel, Nick finds it hard to remember anything, Carol shares too much and they learn when you can’t have any pudding.
3/14/2022 • 57 minutes, 53 seconds
Chucked out of parliament.
This week, Nick and Carol help a dissatisfied radio listener, battle a big fly, accept cookies and go (separately) to have a drink in the Houses of Parliament. Guess which one got thrown out?
3/7/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 19 seconds
Don’t swallow that gum!
This week, Nick ad Carol protest that they ain’t done nuffink, Carol buys something huge by mistake, Nick admires the view from the edge and they both overdose on cookies.
2/28/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 54 seconds
Fun with dairy!
This week, Carol is back from her holidays, Nick gets an offer he might refuse, they help find a person’s mojo and there’s party fun with the contents of the fridge.
2/21/2022 • 1 hour, 24 seconds
The problem with babies
This week, Nick and Carol get updated, Carol defends her wardrobe, Nick is attacked while driving and they have excellent advice for friends of new mothers.
2/14/2022 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 51 seconds
The least helpful episode of all
This week, Carol paints her nails, Nick drives round Croydon and they compare there’s a guessing game about holidays.
2/7/2022 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 2 seconds
You saw a mouse? Where?
This week, Nick and Carol help someone who takes their life in their hands driving through Croydon, deal with rodent issue, remember the last time they cried and upset a Garry.
1/31/2022 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 19 seconds
A tip: Don’t tip twice!
This week, Nick and Carol help a person with a LOT of problems, get shown to a bad restaurant table, discuss forcing people to watch Carol on the telly and Nick makes a mistake in a cab.
1/24/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 37 seconds
The 100th Episode!
This week, Nick and Carol go shopping, help an unread writer, discover something weird about Nick and about Carol’s pen pal. Plus, their favourite clips from the past 100 episodes, including the all-time most requested moment.
1/17/2022 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 41 seconds
A bit too much happiness
On the 99th episode, Nick and Carol make someone laugh at a vaccinator, help a worker whose colleagues are too cheery and another whose flatmates are too messy and Carol recalls what happened in a previous life.
1/10/2022 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 34 seconds
The Proper Stopper
In this week's Christmas special Nick and Carol are full of festive spirit and help a LOT of people. No, really.
12/20/2021 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 25 seconds
Doing stupid things
This week, Nick remembers not to turn left and Carol goes under the influence, they help with a mother's texting, hiding the presents and chopping down trees.
12/12/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 6 seconds
The latest f*****g episode.
This week, Nick and Carol go to the doctors, bleep out the rude bits, suck water out of the air, advise an old thrill seeker, choose a table in a restaurant they can't have and tell someone how to avoid a friend's boring husband.
12/6/2021 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 47 seconds
Don't tell your boss!
This week, Nick and Carol think you should keep some things to yourself, decide not to go to the theatre, plan an escape from jail
and Nick gets cold while Carol gets sexy.
11/28/2021 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 47 seconds
50 years too late
This week, Nick and Carol help someone who needs a time machine, over-share, crash into things, spot a James Bond lookalike, try not to pick fights with airline stewards and spot some mimers.
11/22/2021 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 28 seconds
Drifting
This week: Carol overindulges, Nick gets done for going backwards, they take a trip round a festive tat sale, help someone addicted to calling the radio and give bad career advice to a lawyer.
11/15/2021 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 17 seconds
The Land of the Frozen Poop
This week, Nick and Carol send their pizzas back, help with some winter blues, get asked to go on Strictly Come Dancing, find the best place for your toothbrush, and pick the safest place on a sled.
11/8/2021 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 35 seconds
Don't eat that bun!
This week, a dive into Carol's CD collection, getting the other half to rake the leaves, being weird while shopping, paying a ransom for your doodle and something awful in a burger joint.
11/1/2021 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 46 seconds
Snogging the boss
This week, Nick and Carol talk about being inappropriate with the management, getting wound up, Punch and Judy shows, old James Bond films, insulting your wife and being serious
10/26/2021 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 4 seconds
An offer you shouldn't accept
This week, Nick and Carol accept rides from strangers, help someone say "missing you", appear to be married and have fun at the dentists.
10/17/2021 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 29 seconds
Telling your boss what you think
nick and Carol are back and just as helpful as they ever were. This week, getting off Fortnite, boozy lunches, telling your boss what you shouldn't and being slowed down.
10/11/2021 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 40 seconds
The unreleased practice session
This week there is no new episode, instead this is the tape from June 2019 of the first time we got together after decades apart to try out what became the podcast you know.
10/3/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 26 seconds
Not ordinary, extra-ordinary
Nick and Carol attack the breakfast buffet, pack for Belfast and sound drunk but it's not their fault.
9/26/2021 • 54 minutes, 26 seconds
A bad influence
This week, Nick and Carol affect someone's behaviour, help with a toilet issue, knit their own blanket and discover the new Victor Meldrew.
9/19/2021 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 1 second
Nick and Carol for dinner
This week Nick and Carol get invited to dinner but no food for them, worrying news about Thailand, the pregnancy minefield and being intolerant of intolerance.
9/12/2021 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 1 second
The Nickers Issue
This week, Carol is getting ready for her tour but has forgotten something important, Robert Redford tells a joke, there's tips on buying a house and Bryan Ferry touches someone's knee.
9/6/2021 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 9 seconds
The Kiss of Death
This week, Nick and Carol are a danger to celebrities, discuss not doing dogs and how to be more rock'n'roll playing the piano
8/30/2021 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 52 seconds
Nick's Birthday Special
This week, what ghosts wear, the boredom of being a barrister, blaming your parents, having an accident and Carol's late for lunch.
8/23/2021 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 20 seconds
Can you hear me? A History with Nick and Carol.
In this bumper summer edition, Nick and Carol talk drinking on a plane, falling asleep with a stranger, ghosts, fizzy pop, getting your bus pass and the Rolling Stones.
8/17/2021 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 16 seconds
Lying about your age
This week, Nick and Carol give advice on telling the truth on dating sites, cutting your sandwich in half, selecting a password and arguing with friends.
8/9/2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes
So, it is what it is.
This week Nick and Carol get uptight about language, help a man with a dentist habit, attack a spaceman and forget everyone's name.
8/2/2021 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 41 seconds
The things you can find in a library!
This week, Nick and Carol's hair goes flat, they root about in the picture box, contemplate a breakfast sausage, refuse flip-flops and Carol gets discovered in the last place you'd look.
7/26/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 49 seconds
Chucking bottles with Sophia Loren
This week, Nick and Carol jump into a hot tub, hob nob with a major film star and buy a yogurt.
7/20/2021 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
Back to front
This week, Nick and Carol drive on the wrong side of the road, can't start laughing or stop laughing and take the end and stick it at the front.
7/12/2021 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 26 seconds
Rooting through the bins
This week, Carol is back in France and still complaining, we tackle Sunday builders, fail to water the plants, sing along to the kettle, are forced to accept party invitations and go bowling.
7/4/2021 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 17 seconds
The Whacky Waving Inflatable Tube
This week, Nick and Carol skip sports, get stared at by a baby, spot a Boris Johnson look-a-like and don't like likes.
6/28/2021 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 52 seconds
Picking the wrong queue at the supermarket
This week, Nick and Carol endure multiple shop nightmares, get a little something in the post and take a lesson in pronunciation.
6/20/2021 • 59 minutes, 17 seconds
Unwrinkling your pants
This week, Nick and Carol iron their smalls, exercise under the desk and try to get the world's most annoying song out of their heads.
6/14/2021 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 33 seconds
Walking naked through a restaurant.
This week, Nick and Carol suffer a wardrobe malfunction (actually, just Carol), an anonymous helper steps into the light, they help a wallflower mingle, are placed on hold a lot and take on an airline executive.
6/6/2021 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 16 seconds
A tattoo of what on your where?
This week, Nick and Carol get floored by perhaps the best email yet, drop their biscuit in their tea and swear A LOT.
5/30/2021 • 1 hour, 26 seconds
Pudding for breakfast
This week, Nick and Carol get their eyes fixed, forget where they put their keys, find the booze shelf bare and go on a sausage hunt.
5/24/2021 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 49 seconds
Where's Cher?
This week Nick and Carol turn their phones very off, talk cruising, almost hang out with Beckham and Clooney and have a mild disagreement about...everything.
5/17/2021 • 58 minutes, 33 seconds
Sailing close to the wind
This week Nick and Carol finally unravel The Great Red Ball Mystery from last week, find an unflattering thing to say about new cars, try to remember what normal looks like and go in search of their mojos.
5/10/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 40 seconds
The Great Red Ball Mystery
This week, Nick and Carol fix Saturday Night TV, select some casual wear from the Grattan Catalogue and investigate the hidden device that you didn't know you had.
5/3/2021 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 11 seconds
Didn't we do well?
This week, Nick and Carol congratulate us all for being good little conservers, Carol refuses to take a call, Nick gets drowned in paper, they eat in the bath and attacked by a Pole.
4/26/2021 • 1 hour, 42 seconds
Bond...Mr and Mrs James Bond
This week, Nick and Carol get cosy with a super-spy, spot a listening device in their homes, plan to avoid a pub garden and get bored of their friends.
4/18/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 32 seconds
What species is that?
This week, Nick and Carol get light headed, groan a lot, swerve Zoom and help a man who doesn't know what his problem is.
4/12/2021 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 33 seconds
How this all started
This week, Nick and Carol remember how they met, forget what it is like to see street life and experience a Japanese toilet.
4/6/2021 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 10 seconds
Nick's never gonna give you up!
This week, Nick and Carol help a kid with his homework, spend too long in the bath, fight with the census and enjoy lock-in a little too much.
3/29/2021 • 59 minutes, 36 seconds
Carol hums!
This week, Nick and Carol help with expressing sighs of contentment, playing spot the witch, try edible maggots and definitely don't repeat themselves.
3/21/2021 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 46 seconds
My brain's all shook up.
This week, Nick and Carol go rollercoasting, catch cows, fight with a kettle and ask the internet for free money.
3/15/2021 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 19 seconds
Welcome to the future!
This week, Nick and Carol have helpful advice on finding out passwords with an axe and a power tool, marvel at the date and find out how to get maximum value for money from your taxes.
3/8/2021 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 22 seconds
Learning to love again
This week Nick and Carol bring people together but also pull people apart, find something to do under lockdown and help bring a little grumpiness into the world.
3/1/2021 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 17 seconds
Someone famous is following me
This week, Nick and Carol forget what they are supposed to be doing and fail at their jobs, try on some very old clothes, look themselves up on the internet and there's swearing in a Scottish accent.
2/22/2021 • 59 minutes, 9 seconds
Slip sliding away
This week, Nick gets stuck on the ice, Carol finds out where she works, why the TV news always sends weather reporters outside in storms and who is worth nine million dollars?
2/15/2021 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 40 seconds
Filthy habits
This week, Nick and Carol clear some cupboard space, practice good dental hygiene, tackle armed police and do mental arithmetic
2/8/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 13 seconds
Excellent names for a rock band.
This week, Nick and Carol come up with some names for a rock'n'roller, fail to tip the removal men and leave the dishes in the sink.
1/26/2021 • 58 minutes, 7 seconds
How to be not funny
This week Nick and Carol wonder how the world would ever get on without us humans, advise someone who tries too hard to please and say something insensitive (no surprise there).
1/18/2021 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 12 seconds
The word is: "ritual"
This week Nick and Carol swap recurring dreams, help out a chap whose friend has the hump with him and then compare seats.