0:00 - Lulu The Athlete10:38 - Tattoo Update18:28 - Lulu's Really Good At Singing (still)24:02 - Red Light Green Light36:30 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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0:00 I Think I Like This Little Life09:17 Yet Another Present15:17 Piss fit19:22 Nickyback34:21 Scattergories41:45 Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - The Wonders of Modern Technology3:31 - Jarchy’s Country Weekend8:50 - Lulu’s Melbourne Trip26:03 - An Unexpected Present34:50 - Red Light Green Light50:00 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Medical Issues9:10 - What’s In The Forey?12:00 - Uni Yarns20:05 - Song Game29:50 - More Uni Yarns40:40 - Red Light Green Light52:42 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Melbourne Trip4:55 - Country Music Festival9:13 - Lulu On The Tools20:21 - Sauna Shenanigans 25:15 - Penis Fly Trap27:43 - Scattergories39:24 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Senoritas In The News7:24 - Jarchy's Imposter11:48 - Film Chat16:57 - Lulu Has A Story23:40 - Jarch Has A Bone To Pick29:37 - Characters37:36 - Lulu Goes Surfing On Google Chrome52:56 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Welcome Back9:30 - Jarchy’s Engagement22:53 - The 10 Day Date34:12 - Red Light Green Light49:24 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy New Year Bedwetters! We'll be back with new episodes next week but until then, enjoy Part 2 of the best bits of 2023! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Merry Christmas Bedwetters! Enjoy some of the best (and worst) bits of 2023! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Babysitters10:30 - Proud Parents14:09 - Hinge Notes22:01 - Red Light Green Light35:26 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Presents6:48 - Painful Facials21:04 - Scattergories28:39 - Announcement32:19 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Beards 7:27 - Holiday Plans16:46 - The Birds And The Bees26:33 - Aussie Slang35:39 - Sleep Paralysis41:31 - Singing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - The Helicopter13:40 - Golf Day19:50 - Jarch Has A Thing24:36 - Living In The East Has Its Downsides29:04 - Jarchy’s Weekend34:14 - Lulu Goes Surfing On Google Chrome45:40 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Colouring in15:08 - Lulu Goes Surfing On Google Chrome24:46 - Characters32:02 - Boomer Jarch39:46 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Words Are Weird2:35 - Mummy Slipped18:17 - Jarchy’s Present20:44 - Byron Weekend33:10 - Lulu’s Ex Story37:24 - Maths Quiz46:10 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Middle Kids2:47 - Radio Yarns17:10 - The Far Too Personal Trainer24:45 - Excerpts From The Book42:37 - Getting into Brekkie Radio54:17 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - PSA0:35 - Jarchy’s Story7:36 - Naughty Snacking15:09 - Assumptions27:57 - Red Light Green Light42:42 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

00:00 - Lu's 30th Party15:07 - More Presents For Lu23:42 - Inside The Actors Studio35:06 - Old Jarch Video38:03 - Flinging Shit43:10 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Geese Update12:49 - Red Light Green Light26:08 - Scattergories31:50 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Lulu’s Birthday15:00 - Chicken Wings33:33 - Jarchy’s Theory42:28 - Characters53:20 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Shopback. Celebrate little wins. New customers get $20 straight in their account when signing up using our link: https://app.shopback.com/aus/partner/WEMEANWELL 0:00 - Jarchy’s Thai Adventure14:50 - Lulu’s Birthday20:25 - Plane Fight23:32 - Present For Lulu?26:04 - Hinge Notes36:18 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - PSA0:27 Hottest 1007:45 - Christmas Hams11:30 - Jarchy's Big Bucks21:06 - Scattergories28:07 - Red Light Green Light40:04 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Happy Days15:40 - Hot Laps23:36 - Lulu Goes Surfing On Google Chrome35:21 - Jarch’s Assault38:24 - Characters Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Stunt Peoples9:32 - Under Pressure17:35 - Lulu Goes Surfing On Google Chrome34:14 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Alfonso17:48 - Jarchy's Weekend29:20 - Lu's Wet Mistake39:40 - Hinge Notes49:47 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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ShopBack makes it easy to earn Cashback on the things you regularly buy from over 4,000 brands. This week you can get up to 22% Cashback at BWS, up to 10% Cashback at Catch.com, up to 100% Cashback at Pizza Hut and up to 20% Cashback at Coles online. If you're shopping the Frenzy sales, do it with ShopBack to make sure your dollar goes further. Sign up to ShopBack with code WEMEANWELL and you'll get an extra $20 bonus!https://app.shopback.com/aus/partner/WEMEANWELL0:00 - 100 Eps15:45 - Farm Terms26:30 - Quiz Time41:09 - A Trip Down Memory Lane46:23 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Gianni’s Dead10:47 - Getting Run Over21:05 - WMW Baby25:06 - Lulu Goes Surfing39:16 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Goodnight Gianni10:16 - Announcements13:30 - Chin Implants15:56 - Red Light Green Light39:42 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Cryptid Chat6:57 - David Beckham13:05 - AL photos17:28 - MIssed Flights23:58 - Scattergories34:09 - Hinge Notes44:38 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Lu’s Injury10:28 - Gold Coast19:32 - Cheating on Gianni23:15 - Sour Lollies28:30 - Characters40:27 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Fat Asses and Rosè23:24 - Red Light Green Light51:31 - Scattergories1:07:32 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Naughty Weekend12:46 - VR Adventures15:57 - Jarchy’s Hinge Note20:15 - Red Light Green Light36:51 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Pull Ups and Ice Baths14:41 - Running Into A New Life29:51 - Red Light Green Light40:46 - Tap Water43:50 - Future Plans51:40 - Nedd’s Book56:13 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Crisps4:38 - The Daniel Ricciardo Of Rose Bay11:45 - Birthday Recap19:19 - Lu’s Special Event23:11 - Scattergories29:50 - Jarch Has a Bone To Pick36:25 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Survey to win We Mean Well Hats: https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/wemeanwell?typeform-source=mail.google.com0:00 - Jarchy’s Birthday27:06 - Lulu Goes Surfing on Google Chrome37:22 - Quiz47:26 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Origin Story10:50 - Fathers Day19:40 - Dad Kissers33 - Podcasting Brawl38:35 - Red Light Green Light50:41 - Questions57:34 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - J & L’s Brekkie Show13:05 - Hungover16:50 - Jarchy’s Red Flag28:58 - Lulu Goes Surfing on Google Chrome37:10 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Dyor’s Back5:44 - MRI14:05 - Jarchy’s Life23:15 - Hinge Notes39:06 - Quiz Time51:17 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

00:00 - Burnt Toast20:08 - Butt Plugs24:30 - Red Light, Green Light48:44 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

00:00 - Koala Visit18:07 - Jarch Went To The UFC37:13 - Lulu Goes Surfing46:02 - Aussie Sayings56:05 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

00:00 - YouTube Hole7:35 - Accents11:30 - Koala Visit17:16 - Feelings23:15 - Lulu Goes Surfing39:08 - Characters48:28 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

00:00 - Golf Punishment8:15 - Irish Train13:30 - Cheeto Gherks17:50 - Sex Ed22:10 - Red Light, Green Light42:56 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

00:00 - Amnesia7:25 - Jarch's Theory13:00 - Lu's New Apartment20:16 - Uber Eats Tracker25:46 - Self Google32:23 - Hinge Notes43:04 - Movie Plot Game49:10 - Bedwetter Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

00:00 - Lu Got Attacked13:23 - Cum Trees18:55 - Lulu Goes Surfing30:05 - Jarch's Awkward Moment33:57 - Jarch's Theory42:13 - Bedwetter Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Weapons Under The Bed13:28 - Sugar Free Lollies16:49 - Red Light Green Light35:25 - Celebrity Impressions43:40 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - The Buff11:08 - Disturbing Client Meetings15:25 - Comig Out Of The Bath Closet19:32 - Farm Terms30:35 - Trivia40:33 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Jarchy’s Shenanigans5:54 - Jarchy’s Wittle Tum Tum8:45 - Red Light Green Light30:24 - Hingey Notes Are Back42:20 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Lulu’s Back10:29 - Pressies15:30 - Accents23:19 - Lulu Goes Surfing On Google Chrome32:35 - Barred Up Class39:55 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Pterodactyl Noises2:26 - 8 Year Old Lu4:47 - Peaky Blinders8:28 - Jarchy’s Electric Blanket Trick12:16 - How We Met15:57 - Roast #122:03 - Nonna’s dead29:09 - Toby’s dead32:00 - Big Rooter LDD37:00 - The Origins of Kevin41:20 - Instagramming Your Food44:49 - Lu’s Tradie Friends51:07 - Roast #258:28 - The Princess Diaries1:04:46 - Jarch Tucking1:10:01 - Spicy Gummy1:14:01 - Nerdybra 1:17:04 - Pitbull is a Lyrical Genius1:21:23 - Piss Pikelet1:24:09 - Franco’s sandwiches1:34:01 - Costumes1:36:11 - AL1:39:35 - Drunk Lu1:42:40 - Cockberg1:45:08 - Dontchuu Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Holiday Mode25:18 - Trivia31:28 - Would You Rather38:48 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Haircuts5:03 - Fishes17:30 - Jarchy’s Karen Confrontation24:33 - Red Light Green Light44:20 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Mallorca4:08 - Pub Crawl14:05 - Pirates and Wine Bars25:30 - Slang Terms37:21 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - More Europe Yarns14:50 - Expensive Food24:42 - Movie Game32:20 - Red Light Green Light42:17 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Europe Yarns19:18 - Farm Time23:14 - Red Light Green Light39:58 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Songs Stuck in Your Head8:57 What’s The Deal With Airplane Food?15:35 - Hingey Wingeys28:31 - Jarchy’s prank35:18 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Tay Tay12:45 - Franco18:36 - Red Light Green Light43:30 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Turning Meat6:34 - Jarch Nearly Killed Brett12:17 - Characters19:42 - Hingey Wingeys26:50 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Jokes8:20 - Boxing17:13 - Red Light Green Light34:21 - Trivia39:01 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Spin Class3:28 - Handshakes7:50 - School15:36 - Europe Trip Planning22:28 - Farm Terms32:41 - Lulu Goes Surfing On Google Chrome44:06 - Bedwetter Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Grumpy Jarch3:53 - Trucks12:20 - Make up20:01 - Red Light Green Light43:30 - Spelling48:09 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Escalators5:44 - Business Ideas11:46 - Baby Toby’s21:00 - Lulu Goes Surfing On Google Chrome34:00 - Jarchy’s Theory41:39 - Riddle Time With Luisa (Sorry Wippa)45:23 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Golf2:32 - Cheese9:05 - Running10:40 - Sleeping22:13 - Red Light Green Light37:09 - Characters45:03 - Trivia50:07 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Hungover12:38 - Hingey Wingey24:30 - Jarchy’s Theory28:44 - Lulu Goes Surfing On Google Chrome33:52 - Spelling36:13 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Throwing & Figure Skating6:45 - Present for Lu959 -  Foot Swing22:57 - Merch24:52 - Kevin27:35 - Red Light Green Light43:51 - Trivia49:38 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - This Isn’t Rose Bay1:30 - Rhythm7:32 - Hot Will’s in Town17:31 - Farm Terms26:34 - Lulu Goes Surfing On Google Chrome36:35 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 Lulu’s Weekend12:34 - Jarchy’s Weekend25:37 - Thank God You’re Here33:59 - Red Light Green Light46:50 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Lulu’s Date8:26 - Jarchy Had a Friend Over18:40 - The Pit Shuff20:11 - Red Light Green Light43:35 - Bedwetter Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Present6:04 - Baby Kevin14:30 - Finance Update20:28 - Filling Your Cup Up26:15 - Lulu Goes Surfing on Google Chrome40:32 - Spelling44:30 - Thank God You’re Here51:16 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Hung14:29 - Gift Baskets18:10 - Goldie24:09 - Hingey Wingey34:20 - Characters41:22 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Wordle2:40 - Lu’s Big Weekend18:04 - Jarchy’s Move22:40 - Meeting28:11 - Red Light Green LIght47:32 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Mud Cake8:38 - Stuffed Budgies20:52 - Lulu Goes Surfing on Google Chrome36:15 - Characters43:53 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 Road Trip8:32 - Lollies13:00 - Onion19:51 Weekends33:49 - Red Light Green Light50:48 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Claw Life7:15 - Babe10:15 - Double UberEats13:36 - Origin Stories20:01 - Ice Cubes21:44 - Working Very Hard25:23 - Red Light Green Light37:54 - Movie Game41:22 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Broken Bones6:16 - Bedwetters Question10:30 Will Power12:46 - Red Light Green Light33:25 - Characters38:12 - Signs40:03 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Top 5 Dead or Alive7:43 - rap song update11:36 - Snacks16:05 - Back to NZ25:52 - Lulu Goes Surfing on Google Chrome39:03 - Hinge Notes42:26 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Costumes6:22 - Lu’s Big Weekend17:05 - Jarchy’s Small Weekend29:26 - Red Light Green Light45:40 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Scary Jarch5:30 - Parking Fine8:08 - Food14:20 - Red Faces16:40 - Afterlife18:09 - Hinge Notes30:39 - Characters39:31 - Games Time44:38 - Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Online Shopping7:35 - Back At The Farm10:50 - Jarchy’s Quit16:27 - Dom P25:19 - Lulu Goes Surfing on Google Chrome40:43 - Red Light Green Light59:51 - Bedwetter Hotline1:06:40 - Milo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Barber confrontation7:34 - ANZAC Day18:12 - Mum’s Feedback30:04 - Red Light Green Light44:00 - Sign Ideas48:02 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Flat Out11:48 - Jarch Called Out17:20 - We Mean Nothing24:25 - Movie Game28:17 - Jarchy’s Theory31:51 - Hinge notes41:35 - Merch42:06 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Gianni All Better9:48 - Jarchy’s rap11:37 - Red Light Green Light29:05 - Characters43:34 hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - New Hats2:20 - Gianni at the Doctor3:30 - Off the Grogs19:15 - Farm Terms31:45 - Fat Yarn35:36 - Theories49:49 - Bedwetters Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Off To A Great Start18:15 - Lu’s Really Good At Sprinting?26:14 - Characters32:50 - Hinge Notes43:38 - MC Jarch47:08 - Superheroes51:13 - Bedwetters Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Gianni’s Sick6:50 Lulu Goes Surfing on Google Chrome15:40 - Easter 26:51 - Red Light Green Light47:06 - Public Service Announcement48:51 - BWHL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

0:00 - Poor Jarch 7:18 - The Pictures 14:08 - Lil Nitro 17:12 - Hinge Notes 24:57 - Half a Funny Yarn 30:16 - Characters 34:34 - Pickup Lines 38:37 - Bedwetters Hotline 47:15 - Spicy Bear

0:00 - Lulu’s Late 5:35 - Trains 14:20 - Off the Grogs 20:42 - Netball 23:37 - Red Light Green Light 38:47 - Jarchy’s Theories 45:29 - Movie Game 50:25 - Bedwetters Hotline

0:00 - Shaggy 5:37 - Personalised Plates 15:17 - Netball 16:46 - Characters 23:22 - Lulu’s Lost Keys 32:10 - Train Voice 37:37 - Best Excuses 42:21 - Hotline

0:00 - Lulu at the Zoo 15:13 - Red Light Green Light 34:45 - Jarchy’s theory 40:34 - Bedwetters social awareness post 42:50 - Movie Game 52:05 - Bedwetters Hotline

0:00 - Lulu’s Cars 5:26 - Swans 10:55 - Pickup Lines 16:52 - Lulu Goes Surfing On Google Chrome 25:21 - Characters 31:42 - Power Rangers 35:15 - Hinge Notes 39:57 - Hotline

0:00 - Love Languages 4:10 - Kevin’s First Road Trip 12:05 - Getting Emotional 26:40 - Compliments 32:06 - Red Light Green Light 50:15 - Bed Wetters Hotline

0:00 - Lu’s Driving 5:30 - Blessed 10:21 - Roast Results 17:00 - Second Podcast Rundown 18:56 - Lulu’s Gone Surfing on Google Chrome 29:18 - Presents  34:08 - Calling Parents 38:03 - Jarchy’s skating accident 45:11 - Hingey Wingeys 50:14 Bedwetters Hotline 

0:00 - Why Is It Called Non-Fiction? 5:00 - Lu’s Tradie Friends 11:50 - Amazon Party 15:32 - Roast 27:18 - Justin Bieber 40:22 - Red Light Green Light 51:31 - Bedwetters Hotline

0:00 - Lu Goes To The Farm 7:53 - Lu In Brisbane 14:53 - Jarch Is Tired 20:43 - Jarch Has A Theory 25:24 - Presents 31:42 - Last Meals 35:59 - Embarrassing Moments 39:30 - Tommy Fury’s Brother 42:56 - Red Light Green Light 55:48 - Bedwetters Hotline

0:00 - Jarch Has A Confession 1:20 - The Calippo Debate 2:30 - Do You Share A Licky Ice Cream 6:50 - Dinner Date With A Teddy Bear 14:00 - What Did You Grow Up With 17:00 - Impressions With Lu 25:00 - Hingey Wingey Notes 32:00 - Bedwetters Hotline 34:00 - Licky Ice Creams

THIS EPISODE IS PROUDLY SPONSORED BY NIOXIN - THE SECRET TO THICKER FULLER HAIR. Nioxin is the solution to “thicker and fuller hair.” So if you’re like Jarch and want to maintain your locks, try the Trial System Kit No 1. Alternatively, if you have coloured hair like Miss Lulu the Trial System Kit No 3 is a 30-day treatment plan leaving hair looking thicker, fuller, and with our colour intact. It also hydrates the scalp and strengthens the hair.  COMPETITION DETAILS // To celebrate a world with thicker, fuller hair the Nioxin IG page (@nioxin) is launching an amazing competition on February 16 to give away a $5000 GETAWAY VOUCHER for you and three mates. They’ll also be putting money behind every entry to the Black Dog Institute and Mullets for Mental Health.  How to purchase this incredible product? Head over to Sephora.com.au and search for Nioxin.  Receive an extra 20% off the Nioxin range during the month of February, use code NIOXIN20 at checkout, see details in our post. Offer is valid online or Sephora Australia mobile app, while stocks last. 0:00 - Rampant Rooters Retirement Village  4:00 - Dick Pics  6:00 - The Golden Guitar 9:00 - Hey Tamworth Mayor 11:00 - 40 Degree Baby Shower 15:00 - Pterodactyl Impression For A Famous DJ 20:00 - The Dentist 24:00 - Lu’s Going To The Farm  30:00 - Aussie Slang Terms 41:00 - Red Light Green Light 53:00 - Bedwetters Hotline

THIS EPISODE IS PROUDLY SPONSORED BY NIOXIN - THE SECRET TO THICKER FULLER HAIR. Nioxin is the solution to “thicker and fuller hair.” So if you’re like Jarch and want to maintain your locks, try the Trial System Kit No 1. Alternatively, if you have coloured hair like Miss Lulu the Trial System Kit No 3 is a 30-day treatment plan leaving hair looking thicker, fuller, and with our colour intact. It also hydrates the scalp and strengthens the hair.  COMPETITION DETAILS // To celebrate a world with thicker, fuller hair the Nioxin IG page (@nioxin) is launching an amazing competition on February 16 to give away a $5000 GETAWAY VOUCHER for you and three mates. They’ll also be putting money behind every entry to the Black Dog Institute and Mullets for Mental Health.  How to purchase this incredible product? Head over to Sephora.com.au and search for Nioxin.  Receive an extra 20% off the Nioxin range during the month of February, use code NIOXIN20 at checkout, see details in our post. Offer is valid online or Sephora Australia mobile app, while stocks last. 00:00 - Lu’s Thailand Trip 10:50 - Bedwetter Jamie’s Present 15:31 - Jarch’s Perth UFC Trip 28:12 - Hinge Notes 39:27 - Accents 45:30 - Pimp My Ride 49:00 - Bedwetters Hotline

0:00 - Lulu Goes To Thailand 1:20- We Are Now Movie Heads 8:30 - We Don’t Know Anything About Movies 12:00 - Who Is Lying? 15:00 - Farm Terms 23:30 - Red Light Green Light 38:00 - Jarch Has A Theory 42:00 - Bedwetters Hotline

0:00 - Mexican Cartel 4:00 - Car Registration Issue 9:00 - Jarch’s NZ Trip 17:00 - Big Fight 25:00 - First Pash 28:00 - The Dry Spell 30:40 - Hinge Notes 38:00 - 'Hanselina And Gretel' Lu’s Home Movie 42:10 - Jarch Has A Theory 47:30 - Bedwetters Hotline

0:00 - Rose Bay Burning Man  1:50 - Cave Men  7:00 - Jarch’s Weekend 19:20 - Plump 23:00 - 4 Hours To Get To Sleep 33:00 - Red Light Green Light 37:00 - The Crumpet Van  43:00 - Liking Your Own Instagrams 45:00 - Festivals Back In The Day 52:00 - Bedwetters Hotline 58:00 - Nonnos Funeral

0:00 - Performance Recap 8:50 - This One’s For Toby 13:30 - Can You Dive Or Swim 20:00 - Velodrome Cycling  22:00 - People Who Say They’re Smart 23:00 - We Love KFC 24:00 - Brand Endorsements 25:30 - Red Rocket 26:00 - Toby’s P 29:30- Loogle 31:00 - Hinge Notes 44:15 - Bedwetters Hotline

0:00 - Toby’s Dead 6:00 - Stuffed  8:30 - Axe Throwing  14:30 - 8 Year Old Lu  17:00 - Brender  26:00 - Double Lines Road Rage 33:00 - Red Light Green Light 51:50 - Bedwetters Hotline

0:00 - 2022 Wasn’t Kind 4:00 - Do You Have A Type 8:00 - Jarch Has A Dream  11:50 - Hypnotherapy  16:00 - Worst Impressions  19:00 - Hinge Notes 24:00 - Bedwetters Hotline

0:00 - Christmas 3:58 - Wind Tunnels 6:30 - I’m Really Good At Articulate 11:00 - Lu’s Mum On The Podcast 17:00 - Jarch's Road Rage 23:59 - Red Light Green Light  36:00 - Bedwetters Hotline

00:00 - Singing For The Tradies 9:00 - Would You Rather  16:00 - The Chainsaw Accident 27:00 - Meat Warehouse  27:30 - Dracula  30:00 - Red Light Green Light  46:00 - Bedwetters Hotline

0:00 - Social anxiety  3:00 - Dream room 4:00 - Married a rollercoaster 5:40 - Singing update 6:50 - Lu’s Sunday morning 10:20 - Who invented Santa 13:00 - Who’s getting Lu a stocking  15:00 - New Years pash 17:20 - Hinge notes  26:55 - Cheapest thing you’ve ever done 30:15- How thick Is too thick?  33:00 - Bedwetters hotline

0:00- Lu’s dark 2:00 - Hide the teddies 4:40 - Spotify wrapped 9:00 - singing update 11:40 - Mr Meerkat 15:00 - red light green light 19:00 - I’m really good at charades 24:00 - The weekend update 25:00 - Shall we get out of here? 33:00 - Big old python 37:00 - when the adrenaline kicks in 44:00 - why do we say that 47:00 - bedwetters hotline

0:00 - Jarch's Colonoscopy 10:00 - Hillbillies 17:00 - The Spoon Game 20:00 - Hinge Notes 31:00 - The Bucks Party 33:00 - Drunken Injuries 40:00 - NZ Terms 47:00 - Snake Chat 58:00 - Bedwetters Hotline

1:00 - Smoke Bombing 4:00 - Lulus birthday gift 7:00 - The stolen Uber eats 11:00 - Buying a farm 14:30 - Tender nips 16:00 - Worst baby names revealed 27:00 - Lulu's singing update 29:00 - Red light , Green light 38:00 - Demerits and fines 41:00 - The man who was silent for 7 years 49:00 - A live floss 50:00 - Bedwetters hotline 61:05 - Santas real

0:00 - Jarch's supermarket argument  7:30 - Lu’s emotional  12:10 - Shark obsession 14:45 - Snake fight  17:00 - Lu’s fuck up at her ex boyfriends family dinner 18:45 - Horny 21:00 - Does Lu have any social awareness? 22:00 - The narcissist  24:50 - Jarch has a theory  27:20 - Who’s Paul hogan? 31:40 - Hinge notes  37:20 - Lu guesses farm terms 46:45 - Bedwetters hotline 57:16 - It’s Lu’s birthday. Who’s sending flowers?

0:00 - Kevin the Koala 4:00 - Theme parks as a kid 7:00 - Herbert the mouse 12:00 - The deadly spider attack  15:00 - The Wedding debrief 23:20 - Red light Green light 41:10 - 40 roast chickens in 40 days 44:45 - Jarch eats a burrito everyday for 3 months 49:45 - Bedwetters Hotlines 56:45 - Lu wants an admirer 

0:00 - Lu’s surprise trip to NZ 5:40 - Where Lu gets her singing from 7:50 - Childhood car sick stories 12:45 - Bye bye to the teddies 15:00 - Hinge notes  26:00 - Childhood punishments  37:00 - What’re you’re tattoos  38:45 - Do you shake or hug? 40:00 - Bedwetters hotline  53:00 - Lu’s day on the farm

00:00 Lu’s apology 2:40 - Attention baristas 4:20 - Lu’s theory  12:10 - The leotard 14:00 - Red light green light 27:00 - Rhe door man 34:00 - Samuel L Jackson 36:00 - Rhe bedwetters hotline

0:00 - Nedd Brockmann 7:00 - Lu’s acting classes 13:00 - Singing lessons  15:00 - The bucks party  23:00 - The Walcha races  29:30 - Lu guesses Aussie terms 45:00 - Hinge notes 51:00 - Bedwetters hotline

0:00 - Lu gets scammed  5:40 - Jarch gets revenge  11:00 - Carrots up your nose 13:26 - Jarch is google 15:45 - Red light green light 16:20 - Lu’s singing update 21:00 - I’m really good at a Keg Stand Yup 29:00 - Calling your partner nicknames  36:50 - Uncle Luigi and Uncle Mario  39:00 - Jarch has a theory  44:40 - BEDWETTERS hotline

0:00 - Lu’s singing lesson update 5:00 - What song should she perform  7:00 - Update on Nonnas funeral  12:06 - Jarch’s party trick  13:58 - Lu’s got a theory 21:00 - What movie would you want to be in  25:15 - Hinge notes 33:00 - Hotline messages from the bedwetters

0:00 - It’s Jarchy’s birthday  5:00 - An accidental thief 8:45 - You can’t draw dicks on cars  9:40 - Lu’s first singing lesson 13:50 - The bedwetters hot line 16:10 - The roast debrief  23:00 - Funeral or KFC 24:00 - Family trip to Paris 26:00 - Steak and chips takeaways  29:00 - Jarch can’t use chopsticks  31:40 - Red light, Green light  36:30 - We are hypocrites 40:00 - Farting in an elevator  42:00 - Adrenaline wanks

0:00 - Lu walks in to the bathroom after Jarch 5:00 - Jarch in the doghouse  9:30 - Lu cockblocking herself again 12:50 - The Roast  22:20 - Farm terms  37:00 - Lu’s singing progress 42:45 - Voldemort arrives on the podcast  46:40 - Jarch walks out mid podcast

0:00 - What did you bite into 3:00 - A stranger approached Lu  6:00 - Jarch still got it 7:20 - You can’t sing Lu. Let it go 11:40 - Lu guesses Australian slang  21:00 - Red light green light 41:00 - Jarch has a theory  48"00 - What tv show would you go on 55:00 - Update on the roast

0:00 - Europe yarns from Jarch  8.36 - How much did this whiskey cost 20:47 - Hinge voice notes 32:25 - Country nights out vs city nights out  39:30 - What happened to Lu’s tooth 42:20 - Drinking session in the country

0:00 - ASMR  3:00 - Jarch reads 50 shades of grey 6:50 - Lu’s school bully  8:00 - Stage 5 clingers  16:00 - Can we spell  19:00 - Celeb sightings  21:00 - Jarch has a theory on Lorde  24:00 - The best Vin Diesel yarn  31:00 - Why are there so many topics in this podcast  32:00 - Jarch and Lu attempt singing

0:00- A live burp 0:30- Jarch has a whole bottle of whisky  2:00 - A theory  7:00 - Do we have brains test  12:00- Lu gets arrested 26:00- Jarch’s theory on when you become a dad 31:00 - Red light green light  34:00 - Lu’s obsession with Bieber 39:00 - Back tracking on the obsession  41:50 - Sick days if your cat dies

0:00 - Why can’t we pronounce this word  2:30 - Red light green light  13:00 - Jarch is gonna Robb lu  15:30 - Wristys on the dance floor  17:00 - Lu’s 10th birthday  26:00 - Jarch has a laser  30:50 - Hinge voice notes

0:00 - Stop the party. He has a story. 6:00 - Get out of the bedroom  8:00 - Lu learns farm terms 16:50 - Lu has an absolute mare on a night out  20:00 - Jarch and his cold and flu tablets  26:00 - Red light, green light  34:00 - Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian  37:00 - How we met

0:00 - Lu goes to Bali 3:30 - Bali tattoo  9:00 - Bali belly  11:30- Lu meets a celeb  14:00 - David Bowie  18:00 - Jarch’s drunk dream 21:20 - Hinge voice notes  27:00 - Peaky blinders impressions 33:30 - Changing room etiquette

0:00 - Lu has a theory  6:00 - Sydney is the 3rd worst city to make friends  14:30 - Dolphin impression 15:20 - Hinge notes 20:00 - Red light green light  34:00 - Jarch nearly dies

0:00 - Lu as a farmer  6:39 - Hinge voice notes 14:31 - Seal attacks beach goers 19:38- Jarch has a theory 12:12 - New doco  26:33- Red light or green light 31:45 - Trip to the hospital for jarch and Steph

Introducing Jarch & Lu, two old, washed up tik-tokers trying to make sense of the world. New episodes drop each Wednesday morning.