Dave talks about a 'dick detector' his childhood friend found, pornbot names, red/green flags, the latest crazy headlines, and pretending to be Danny Glover on Yahoo Answers   Sponsor: Green Chef - greenchef.com/60valleyboys  and use code 60valleyboys to get 60% off, plus 20% off your next two months

Dave talks about the lack of a War on Christmas this year, Starbucks drinks testing his waistline, pro athlete salaries being justified, and some truly crazy headlines from the last week

Dave talks about Twin Flames and the dumpster fire types of people to get involved in that, Blackberrys, recent crazy headlines,  and how religions with sex rules are sex cults. 

Dave talks about Twin Flames and the dumpster fire types of people to get involved in that, Blackberrys, recent crazy headlines,  and how religions with sex rules are sex cults. 

Dave declares he's already over Christmas, talks about the ineffectiveness of voicemail, horror movie nudity, Boxing Day vs. Black Friday, the gong show of his first job, and the Rife rage

Dave discusses Black Friday, how a French Bulldog ruined Thanksgiving and not him, the creepy older guy in small towns that hang around teenagers, and people pooping in line at Disneyland (yes really)

Dave talks about karate dorks, the Punk in the Park Festival, etiquette for falling down, unfortunate nicknames, and if cereal box prizes came with trashy liquor

Dave speculates on the superior being; the Sega Kid or the Super Nintendo Kid. Also talks about Bill Burr's movie Old Dads, 23andMe letdowns for white people, and first-time unsupervised internet access.   Sponsors: Factormeals.com/valleyboys50 and use code valleyboys50 to get 50% off PrettyLitter.com/VALLEYBOYS and use code VALLEYBOYS to save 20% on your first order.

Dave describes his recent disastrous trip to San Diego, naked people urinating on subway trains, and a police officer who was recognized by one of her OnlyFans subscribers during a traffic stop   Sponsor: Hellofresh.com/50VALLEYBOYS and use code 50VALLEYBOYS for 50% off plus free shipping 

Dave talks about OJ Simpson avoiding LA (and reflective surfaces) as to not meet 'who did it', GoPuff delivering 'adult toys', and getting caught vandalizing his own desk with disparaging remarks about his teacher   Sponsors:  HelloFresh.com/50valleyboys and use code 50valleyboys for 50% off plus free shipping! PrettyLitter.com/VALLEYBOYS and use code VALLEYBOYS to save 20%  on your first order.

Dave speculates the scene if Taylor Swift did the 'Tomahawk' at the Kansas City Chiefs game, if sports teams had 'insensitive' team names about western culture, when drinking in the morning is socially acceptable, and pre-planned excuses for dates.   Sponsor: Factormeals.com/valleyboys50 and use code valleyboys50 to get 50% off tryfum.com  and use code VALLEYBOYS to save an additional 10% off your order

Dave talks about Lauren Boebert's husband whipping it out at a bowling alley and picking up where she left off with her new date, giving a tour of LA, and getting kicked out of Canadian Idol   Sponsors:  Shopduer.com and use promo code VALLEYBOYS for 15% off EveryPlate.com/podcast and enter code 49VALLEYBOYS for just $1.49 per meal

Dave recounts his drunk friend at an NFL game, the mommy blogger arrested for not being such a good mommy, the aliens presented in Mexico, religious polygamy, and legalized prostitution.  Sponsors: HelloFresh- HelloFresh.com/50valleyboys and use code 50VALLEYBOYS for 50% off plus 15% off the next 2 months! DraftKings - Get in on the NFL week two action with DraftKings Sportsbook! Download the app NOW and use code VALLEYBOYS to sign up. New customers can bet $5 and take home $200 instantly in bonus bets

Dave describes the hellscape of driving in San Francisco, his new cat having stinky butt drama, growing older, and stages of alcoholism    Sponsors: tryfum.com/VALLEYBOYS  and use code VALLEYBOYS to save an additional 10% off your order today DraftKings- Download NOW and use code VALLEYBOYS to sign up! New customers can take home $200 in bonus bets instantly  just for betting $5.

Dave goes back to Disneyland and encounters more Disney Adults ruining it for the kids, gas station daycares, drunk grandmothers, and rural America   Sponsor: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code VALLEYBOYS for $200 in bonus bets for new customers when betting just $5

Dave recalls getting to swear in front of a teacher, a man identifying as Christian yelling about food stamps, warns about guys who own swords, vocal fry, and lightly brushes on the Trump arrest   Sponsor: Head to TryFum.com and use code VALLEYBOYS to save 10% off when you get the Journey pack today Head to factormeals.com/valleyboys50 and use code valleyboys50 to get 50% off

Dave talks about what a Racist Conversion Camp would be like, original Nintendo cheat codes, and how a kid publicly freaked out thinking Dave was a leprechaun during a horrible time in life he wore a fedora with a chin strap beard.   SPONSOR: EveryPlate - go to http://everyplate.com/podcast and enter code 49valleyboys to get started for $1.49

Dave gives advice on what NOT to do when cancelling plans, escaping a SiriusXM trial, which TV dads would vote for Trump or Biden, how every kid has a traumatizing hamster story, stealing furniture from venues that owe you money, and the Nickelback documentary.   Sponsor: HelloFresh.com/VALLEYBOYS50 and and use code VALLEYBOYS50 for 50% off plus free shipping!

In what is technically the 100th episode, Dave goes through some of the wildest FLORIDA MAN news stories. Meth, nudity, alligators, and a whole lot of booze.    sponsor: EVERYPLATE: go to https://everyplate.com/podcast and entering code valleyboys49 to get started for just $1.49

Dave describes a recent encounter of people doing their nasty business in broad day light public, DoorDash creeps, and how to handle your women stinking up the bathroom

Dave talks about why he doesn't go to parties at famous people's houses, a disastrous story where he was invited to try out for a school hockey team because they confused him with an NHL prospect, and voting against your own interests to stick it to the libs.    SPONSOR: FACTOR MEALS go to https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 or use code VALLEYBOYS50 for 50% off your first box

Dave gets into an Uber driver randomly spurring her right wing beliefs like it's a game of bingo, road trips in the 90s, how we've all been the accidental creep, and why you shouldn't drunk dial past age 30

Dave talks about the Disney Adult's cousin the Vegas Voyager, religions had logos someone had to design, judging someone based on their name, and the glory days of flip phones and MySpace   SPONSORS: DUER: Get 15% off storewide at https://shopduer.com MANSCAPED: Get 20% plus free shipping at https://manscaped.com/valleyboys

Dave plots a sickening way to get revenge on a rental increase, his hatred for Trader Joe's, and makes a list of the type of guys who "whip out their hog" at inappropriate times   SPONSOR: FACTOR - go to https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 to get 50% off your first box

Dave talks about how his friend got engaged to a woman he met while doing cocaine together, how the Kardashians can fart in a jar and you'd still buy it, feral barn cats, and Dry May

Dave is back talking about recent live performance blunders, banning drag shows, Easter Jesus, and how anyone saying they're 5'10 is lying

Dave goes into great detail about Disneyland's villain for children; Disney Adults. Also discussed is a school superintendent leaving his gun on the toilet for children to find, influencers, an Ai writing Dave Weasel jokes, and Madonna the Lizard Queen   SPONSOR: FACTOR https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 for 50% off your first box

Dave is back to discuss when it's appropriate to start farting around your partner, fast food CEOs, and how beards make double chins look like 1.5 chins   Sponsor: FACTOR - get 50% off your first box at https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50

Dave Weasel expresses how he can't believe he can't go to Vegas and to an NFL game there without catching the Roni. Despite the disease, he talks about the 11.5 hour drive back to LA, Mrs. Coconuts, all while sounding like he's underwater (that's just his voice, not a technical difficulty)

Dave goes over the weird things he would do if he were Elon rich, gifts to give people you hate, and how men don’t get smarter, they learn to control their stupidity.   Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/valleyboys Manscaped - manscaped.com/VALLEYBOYS for 20% OFF + Free Shipping

Dave talks about the benefits of arranged marriages, swearing in kindergarten,  and dishes horror stories about a crazy Winnipeg family   Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/valleyboys

Dave Weasel discusses using your filth for revenge, parents casting their kids for ugly roles, and plays Aspergers or CTE   Sponsor: Manscaped - manscaped.com/VALLEYBOYS for 20% OFF + Free Shipping Fitbod - Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS.

Dave Weasel discusses getting a woman fired from Lyft, San Francisco, And gaining so much weight he'll need an MRI at the zoo.    Sponsor: Valley Boys Podcast is sponsored by BETTERHELP get 10% off your first month at http://betterhelp.com/valleyboys

Dave Weasel reviews the Union Station bathroom, suspects a dog is the mayor of Reseda, and clarifies meat clowns vs dirt farmers   Sponsor: Visit Manscaped.com and use code VALLEYBOYS for free shipping and 20% off Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS

Dave Weasel discusses the Kanye West mutiny, Jehovah's Witness Halloween, your own body betraying you, Orange County, and other people's boring work stories.   Sponsor: go to Betterhelp.com/VALLEYBOYS for 10% off you first month of therapy  

Dave gives a rundown on some unique fetishes, Lizzo and the crystal flute uproar, Davante Adams, and what Michael Myers would possibly be doing between all the murdering Sponsor: go to Betterhelp.com/VALLEYBOYS for 10% off you first month of therapy

Dave Weasel discusses true crime interest vs. serial killer interest, Mormon sexual loopholes, and replacing zodiac signs with which Ninja Turtle you liked     Sponsor: Get 25% off your subscription or try out the app for FREE when you sign up now at Fitbod.me/VALLEYBOYS

We are back! Dave talks about his time as a college mascot, illustrates how there's no such thing as a free lunch, speculates on what the Pig People from the reality shows REALLY do, and the cast of characters you see at the DMV

Dave Weasel is joined by comedians Kenan Kaya and Hector Resendez to talk about everything from incest in Iowa to sharting in the bed, and getting kicked out of a concert as a Canadian vs. a Mexican. 

The boys speculate on how spontaneous orgies would be started in real life, carjackings, and how Dave suggested to a new NHL owner the dumbest team name possible.

The boys discuss Brandon's new back-length mullet, the term 'slut' being gender neutral, and what Roe v. Wade means for these poor, poor men

With Brandon back after surgery, the boys discuss getting fatter, if farts can be racist, Elon Musk, and Dave's idea to use GoFundMe for all his life expenses.

In an other solo episode, Dave Weasel tells wild stories from his band days, growing up Jehovah's Witness, and a man who gave a cop meth instead of his license and registration.

In a solo episode while Brandon recovers from surgery, Dave talks about Elizabeth Holmes and The Dropout, the crazy pastor casting out "witches", and embracing your filth but not like the guy caught masturbating four times on one flight did

The boys speculate on what some honest company slogans would be, including for Victoria’s Secret and dollar stores that sell pregnancy test, their first time cussing in front of their parents, and a man with no arms who stabbed someone

The boys finally address Brandon cutting a remote episode short because he had to take a dump in a 711 cup in his truck, a woman hospitalized for holding in farts, and a man who shot off his own penis breaking into cars

The boys give advice on what to wear if you want people to avoid you, Nazis, and an assault with a bag of used needles 

With Brandon back in LA, the boys talk about a fat Olympics, the trashiest places to get kicked out of, Love is Blind, and fatfishing. 

Dave goes over the wildest headlines about divorce including a marriage destroyed by farting, Mormon gay/straight marriages, Kim/Kanye/Skete, and a wife who slept with the entire WuTang Clan

Hector Resendez joins Dave to talk about how toilet plungers are a form of currency in Iowa, Los Angeles vs Orange County comedians, and a pregnant stripper named "Skunky" crying

In a solo episode, Dave goes over some recent headlines including an anti-vaxxer leading the "urine therapy" movement, Neil Young, a woman trying to buy a baby at Walmart, and a real life Weekend At Bernies

Feeling under the weather, the discuss a woman's DUI in a car full of kids, writing your own obituary, and how Valley Boys listeners are the ugliest in all podcasts

The boys address the online rumours about Brandon having sexual relations with raccoons (started by Dave), smuggling cocaine with your penis, and catcalling

The boys discuss a possible "dating" app for truck drivers in parking lots, Yelp reviews for sex workers, and a marriage app that rates your ex's dumps

The boys talk about Dave getting his Twitter hacked and losing his verified badge, appropriating being called "curvy" instead of fat, and robbing a pizza delivery driver with an ax.... for the pizza

In a new segment, Dave gives a history lesson of meth and goes through the wildest news stories involving the drug

The boys cheers Dave's late cat Wednesday, talk about which Disney princesses have the worst farts, and times they've ruined family holidays.

The boys talk about pee jugs and lot lizards, Kyle Rittenhouse, and wasting money on weddings when the divorce will cost more. 

The boys talk about LA riots over winning baseball games, a nurse fired for farting under hypnosis, and a case of domestic abuse in a sumo suits.

They discuss mailing meth in Florida, revenge farts, and pay tribute to Dallas, Brandon's late pet Greyhound. 

The boys talk about penis recognition software, desert orgies, and Dave soliciting drugs on Instagram

The boys talk about stealing perscription medicine, destroying a Walmart on a hotwired forklift, and Amazon drone delivered cocaine

While Brandon is in New Mexico shoving cacti up his butt, Dave is left alone to talk about Norm MacDonald, the Texas abortion ban, and calling his friends Judge Jarrett and Meerkat Jimmy

The boys talk about their worst relationships, filming public freak outs, and speculate on how Brandon would make an excellent drunk air marshal

The boys speculate on what made-up sports would be in the Florida Olympics, the cost of finding a 'sugar daddy', and first WTF moments during sex

The boys talk about worst dates, rename Olympic softball teams based on MLB names, and exploiting yourself in a dollar store.

The boys talk about Dave's heatstroke, someone getting stabbed for farting, and Joe Biden dropping bombs instead of green cards

The boys talk about the "Pope Olympics", robbing stores with a mysterious syringe, and smuggling drugs through your penis

The boys talk about their best/worst ideas while drunk/high, sending nudes, and how the only thing Dave will ever invent is a new STD

The boys are finally able to speak about their former network, as it's in the news anyway. 

The boys celebrate joining a new network by testing what words will get beeped out, stupid bets on sports, and doing standup right after better comedians

The boys talk about corporations turned Pride Month into a branded holiday, the pointless Friends reunion, and how Dave catfished men on Tinder with his sister's picture to bring people to a comedy show.

The boys talk about new bands stealing from old ones, breaking up with spouses after going to drug rehab, and Brandon ruining someone's marriage with his penis. 

The boys discuss unsolicited tit pics, NHL playoffs, keto, Brandon's un-marriage advice, and being back on stage for standup comedy

The Boys talk about being naked in Zoom meetings, Monday morning DUIs, wost sports fans, and a comedian's racist tirade.  

The boys discuss comedian draft picks, Japan's study on penis size, Elon Musk, NOFX, and Brandon's near hate crime while surfing

The boys talk about porn parodies, Dave recites a vulgar short story he wrote for a school project, comedians moving to Austin TX, and Michael Jackson.

The boys talk about their worst vacations, farting on airplanes, Brandon's DUI, and Ben Shapiro's tiny wood.

The boys talk about getting a woman fired from Lyft, Streaming services, opposite sex paradoxes, and Newsom's recall

The boys argue over who is more white trash, $50k NBA fines for mean DMs, and how to suck your way into becoming a billionaire

In honor of Matt Gatez, the boys rehash their drunkest stories, describe crazy encounters in LA, and how they'd fake a personal injury lawsuit

The boys discuss meth use with Florida middle schoolers, breakups, being on speakerphone against your will, and taking unflattering naked pictures of yourself. 

The boys talk about sexual public nudity, gender reveal deaths, and have a toilet flushing political debate. Sorry. 

The boys talk about online death threats, their worst jobs, stealing back engagement rings, and prostitute pricing scales.

The boys talk about Brandon's experience as a crematorium operator, Dave's tales from standup, farts in the news, and "curators" making money by stealing jokes from comedians. 

The boys discuss Dave's foiled plot to start an Only Fans scheme, Brandon argues his prostitute habit over dating, Kim Jeong Newsom, and Biden's first two weeks. 

The boys talk about the presidential transition, predictions for the year, commie bastards, and how Brandon might be the Nightstalker

Brandon Blackburn - former CIA officer, Live PD producer, and current Dave's standup agent joins the boys to talk about the shitshow of current events. It's a bloodbath

The boys talk about social media influence, old jokes biting you in the ass, politics, and Brandon suspects Dave will convert to Republican

The boys talk about getting drunk and ruining Christmas, California lockdowns, and Brandon's hatred for Gavin Newsom

The boys talk about terrible habits formed during the lockdown, share horror stories, and stage an intervention for Brandon's marijuana addiction.

The boys talk about Joe Biden's victory and unsolicited sexual pictures from both genders.

Missouri Republican House nominee Anthony Rogers joins the boys to tag-team Dave's dirty socialist beliefs. It's a bloodbath. 

Comedian Jessica Kirson joins the boys to discuss her standup special TALKING TO MYSELF, performing during the quarantine, and old tweets coming back from the dead.

Comedian and former adult actress Alia Janine join the boys to talk about her two career paths, quarantine drug deals, predators in entertainment, and sharting. 

Comedian Mark Normand joins the boys to talk about Comedy!, his new special Out To Lunch (on YouTube now), cancel culture, and Brandon's surgery where he got his ribs removed to suck his own...

Legendary guitarist Noodles joins the boys for some real talk about not showering, immigration, Trump, the administration's response to the pandemic, and jumping roof to roof with a machete. 

 The boys are joined by the hilarious comedian and actor Paul Elia to discuss masturbation during the quarantine, Detroit Tigers, terrible airlines, and cartoon net guns being more efficient than assault rifles. 

The boys discuss the 'rona idiots going to the beach, Spirit Airlines being a 'tube full of demons', and Brandon recounts his first acid trip that happened the night before. 

The boys get drunk on malt liquor people typically buy with change found in the couch, debate if wrestling matters, the election, and bad quarantine neighbors. 

The boys are joined by comedian Jessimae Peluso and discuss the quarantine and lockdown, when we're going to turn to cannibalism, horse ladies, Tiger King, and Jessimae speculates Brandon and Dave's potential homosexuality.

While in complete Los Angeles lockdown, the boys are joined remotely by former CIA officer Brandon Blackburn who divulges government secrets like Osama Bin Laden's porn collection. Dave rundowns Tiger King and blames a secret fart on Brandon.

While in full lockdown, the boys discuss hoarding cheap beer, being fat, and Brandon's tasteless jokes online. 

The boys talk about the coronavirus, Joe Biden's AR-14, Alex Jones' DWI, and Brandon's weed and prostitute addiction.

The boys are joined by comedians Mark Hayes & Kalea McNeill for some dirty personal stories, light roasting, and day drinking. 

The boys are joined by former congressman and presidential candidate Joe Walsh to discuss corruption, guns, booze, how and how everything he does is wrong (according to Dave), and how he looks like Jeffrey Epstein.

The boys are joined by Comedian Jimmy Dore and Steve Lewis and talk about all things greasy in American politics and culture, and Brandon smokes up the Shit Shack.

The boys accidentally get drunk and talk about Apu from the Simpsons, overly obsessed sports fans, and fight about politics. Dave gets all three "California, Florida, or Canada Man" questions correct by cheating. 

The boys get a little political, talk about jokes going too far, Antonio Brown, transgender people on dating sites, and read out your break up stories. 

Recorded from their new digs at the 'Shit Shack' in Beverly Hills, the boys talk about the Aaron Hernandez documentary, legalized prostitution, and successfully blaming farts on a cat for five years. 

Turns out Dave's "man cold" is just pneumonia, but Brandon thinks he's dying anyway. The boys discuss fat shaming, politics, and play a game called 'California or Florida Man'. 

Infamous rock radio legend and club owner Dick Rivers joins the boys to be grilled about the $300 he stiffed Dave 10 years ago. 

The boys talk about what would happen if they got in a fight, Dave being sick, the Don't Fuck With Cats documentary, and being farted on.

The boys talk about cancel culture, Brandon's wrestling career, and how to sneak down to better seats at sporting events.

The boys talk about Reseda, cocaine, public urination, and My 600lb Life.