Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

English, Comedy, 1 season, 88 episodes, 2 days, 19 hours, 56 minutes

Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

English, Comedy, 1 season, 88 episodes, 2 days, 19 hours, 56 minutes

About

Hello, we are Greg & Craig. We talk about lettuce. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lettuceguys/support

How To Get 5% Off

Greg finally figured out how you can reduce! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

2/25/2024 • 46 minutes, 45 seconds

How to Get Away with Murder

To be clear this is not about the TV show nor should this advice or any of our advice ever be followed. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

2/12/2024 • 52 minutes, 10 seconds

The Hoity-Toity Hoi Polloi Episode

Craig actually prepared this time! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

2/4/2024 • 48 minutes, 6 seconds

Craig is Sleepy AND Craig is Sleepy

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

1/28/2024 • 38 minutes, 10 seconds

Top Ten New Years Resolutions

It's that time of year, folks, that time when we try to do something and be somebody better than last year. Last year us sucked! This year we'll suck less! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

1/14/2024 • 48 minutes, 7 seconds

Christopher Nolan's Tote Bag Extravaganza

Finally, we answer the question about Christopher Nolan's tote bag. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

12/24/2023 • 46 minutes, 52 seconds

The Very Silly Then Very Serious Episode

Watch out! It gets serious. (we also actually cut out a part due to seriousness) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

12/17/2023 • 42 minutes, 13 seconds

Craig Has Too Many Rhyming Rules

Hey really doesn't. (this description written by Craig) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

12/10/2023 • 45 minutes, 28 seconds

Craig's Funniest Episode

He was SO funny he barely remembers doing it! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

12/3/2023 • 45 minutes, 53 seconds

Leaf Blower Trauma

In this incredibly helpful episode Craig discusses time saving tips. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

11/26/2023 • 47 minutes, 11 seconds

How to Placate a Violent Raccoon

Craig is going through a compost bin/raccoon fiasco. Greg provides helpful anecdotes about his raccoon cosplaying neighbor. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

11/19/2023 • 47 minutes, 36 seconds

The Beatles New Song & Rare Studio Chatter

All ya need is... Greg and Craig --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

11/13/2023 • 48 minutes, 16 seconds

No Surprises Whatsoever

Craig and Greg went through a few identity crises during this episode. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

11/5/2023 • 48 minutes, 55 seconds

Do Not Smear Eye Cream on Your Saxophone

Just don't! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

10/29/2023 • 49 minutes, 20 seconds

Craig Shaves His Beard

In which Craig lists his current video challenges he's doing and Greg shares his true feelings about Applebee's. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

10/22/2023 • 45 minutes, 50 seconds

The Darkest Podcast Episode in History

We turned the lights off for this one so Greg could reveal his true feelings, or something. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

10/8/2023 • 49 minutes, 51 seconds

It's Better to be Moist Than Dry

Greg talks through his problem with meeting conductors at birthday parties. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

10/1/2023 • 48 minutes, 6 seconds

Please Do Not Bring Your Bowling Balls to Starbucks

In which has random thoughts and topics of conversation, believe it or not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

9/24/2023 • 48 minutes, 7 seconds

Craig Admits He's Racist

He means in the sense that we're ALL racist. Come on, guys! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

9/17/2023 • 48 minutes, 56 seconds

What Happened to Lady Gaga's Meat Dress?

We actually did research! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

9/10/2023 • 50 minutes

Labor Day Special

Happy Labor Day everybody. We sincerely hope the whole birthing process goes smoothly. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

9/4/2023 • 45 minutes, 59 seconds

Craig & Greg Swap Places

Also, this episode is NOT suitable for children, as opposed to all our other episodes which are basically Sesame Street. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

8/20/2023 • 50 minutes, 22 seconds

Adele's Famous Meat Muffins

In which Greg reveals his excellent Armenian accent. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

8/13/2023 • 51 minutes, 44 seconds

Craig Shaves a Cat

Craig actually performs a song! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

8/6/2023 • 49 minutes, 30 seconds

There Are No TVs in Wisconsin

Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

7/30/2023 • 49 minutes, 53 seconds

Real People Being Real

Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

7/23/2023 • 45 minutes, 28 seconds

Two Guys Walking About Lettuce

Our very first (of hopefully thousands of) walk and talk(s)!!! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

7/16/2023 • 45 minutes, 15 seconds

Vermont is Full of Derelicts

Greg does impressions! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

7/9/2023 • 52 minutes, 6 seconds

FAX to the MAX!

Greg describes why he doesn't want to live forever. Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

7/2/2023 • 47 minutes, 18 seconds

Genuine Excitement

__________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

6/25/2023 • 45 minutes, 32 seconds

Moist People

Join us as Greg shares his hydration wisdom! __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

6/18/2023 • 45 minutes, 54 seconds

Kirk Cameron is Possessed by Satan

Yikes, this week, through unhinged rambling, we stumble upon some important falsehoods. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

6/11/2023 • 45 minutes, 32 seconds

Special Guest GREG BENSON!

This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Greg Benson tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

6/4/2023 • 48 minutes, 41 seconds

Special Guest CRAIG BENZINE!

This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Craig Benzine tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't.__________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

5/28/2023 • 47 minutes, 40 seconds

A Population of Humans

In which Greg solves the homeless crisis. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

5/21/2023 • 48 minutes, 53 seconds

What's the Best On Screen Death?

Today Greg and Craig talk about their favorite onscreen deaths! :) __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

5/14/2023 • 49 minutes, 44 seconds

Craig Really Doesn't Think This Should be an Episode

cuz we're both drunk, but Greg is especially drunk. Also, we did this one live on Twitch, which will very quickly be apparent. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

5/7/2023 • 48 minutes, 38 seconds

The Will Ferrell Episode

It's very exciting to finally be doing the Will Ferrell episode in which Will Ferrell does not appear at all! __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

4/30/2023 • 50 minutes, 42 seconds

A Special Kind of Derek

In which Craig describes a special kind of jerk who calls people random names before they ask them to do something. Also, thanks only to Brian. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

4/23/2023 • 46 minutes, 15 seconds

How to Stop a Bear Attack

We're back after a brief hiatus to share with you all the ways to protect yourself from a bear attack! The world needs this information! __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

4/16/2023 • 46 minutes, 14 seconds

I Was a Little Man Whore

Craig tries to remain positive throughout this episode. And that's not that hard because Greg is blowing up in Hollywood! (and I don't mean in a TNT way, but who knows what the future holds!) __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠Patreon!⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠YouTube!⁠ ⁠Greg Twitter⁠ ⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

3/26/2023 • 52 minutes, 28 seconds

The Religion and Politics Episode

In today's episode, Greg reveals an ingenious new revenue stream that ANYONE can create. Also this episode has nothing to do with religion or politics. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

3/19/2023 • 47 minutes, 49 seconds

Best Episode Ever!

Today, Greg and Craig discuss fun conversation starters. Turns out, it's the best episode ever. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

3/12/2023 • 50 minutes, 4 seconds

Optimist Prime

In which Greg tells everyone his son's brilliant joke! And Craig worries about raising his daughter in a scary, streaming entertainment world. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

3/5/2023 • 45 minutes, 12 seconds

Huge Clown Pants

In today's episode find out which guy forgets that David Bowie died. And they discuss their top 5 movies of all time. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

2/26/2023 • 46 minutes, 59 seconds

43 - Bend Over Mr. President

In today's episode, Craig has an EXTREMELY humbling experience. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

2/19/2023 • 47 minutes, 55 seconds

42 - Garbanzo Beans

In which, -Craig gives his worst reaction ever to something Greg said -Greg is really fresh -Greg reveals his internal beard -Greg actually has "lettuce news" -Dog! -Craig makes sense out of Garbanzo Beans -Greg goes to Womanitoba -They reminisce about a trip to Australia that didn't happen -Greg attempts impressions -Craig attempts impressions __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

2/12/2023 • 48 minutes, 2 seconds

41 - Bonjour Bitches!

Today Greg and Craig discuss how awesome they are at being dads and how Greg no longer has a 6-year-old son.   And Greg does a New Jersey accent far too much. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

2/5/2023 • 45 minutes, 50 seconds

40 - The Untitled Episode

Greg discovers his new catch phrase! (which was actually his catch phrase all along?) And he reveals how you could('ve) earn(ed) millions of dollars! Also, he's apparently a billionaire. Craig is just skeptical of all of this, as usual. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support

1/29/2023 • 42 minutes, 30 seconds