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Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

English, Comedy, 1 season, 208 episodes, 16 hours, 3 minutes
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Hilarious weekly ramble from the man Hot Press magazine named the 2nd best comedian in Ireland. Give it a lash.
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Answering Everything

This week on the pod I'm answering some of the most burning anonymous questions you have! Including my history in sales, the sopranos, male mental health, Eurovision, and how to turn your looks into a kink. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/20/202457 minutes, 8 seconds
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On Trial In The Mediterranean

This week on the podcast I'm trialling ADHD medication and telling you what improvements and side effects I've found so far. Also some HUGE news that will make every boy who listens to this podcast extremely happy. If you like this pod, please consider supporting it for just €5 a month on headstuff+ there you'll get access to The Bonus Cantwell Shitshow, another proper podcast I do every single week as well as 200 episodes you've never heard before. Disclaimer: The discussion about ADHD medication on this podcast is based on personal experience and anecdotal evidence, not medical advice. Always consult a doctor. Cheers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/13/202433 minutes, 20 seconds
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Its Not Your Fault

This week on the pod I'm chatting about my recent ADHD diagnosis, signs I had it growing up, what I'm gonna do now and how it's really just like wearing a massive top hat indoors. Then I moan about The Rock and wrestling for 20 minutes. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/6/202457 minutes, 40 seconds
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Who Is She?!

This week on the podcast I’m talking about how to reinvigorate the love for your kids by cutting their hair, my experience at the FRIENDS exhibition and how Bambi Thug entering the Eurovision changed my perspective on Ireland. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/30/202432 minutes, 4 seconds
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LOL: Your Questions Answered!

This week on the pod, I'm doing my self indulgent victory lap and answering all your questions about LOL: Ireland on Prime Video. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/23/202444 minutes, 16 seconds
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Dad Moves and Traitors

This week on the pod I’m explaining my foolproof way of winning reality shows PLUS some genius expert tips on how to appear more like a dad to your kids. Enjoy This is a HeadStuff Podcast, produced at The Podcast Studios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/16/202441 minutes, 36 seconds
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Meek Men and Little Fellas

This week on the podcast I'm learning all about homo sapiens and ALL the homos. Also how I'm an absolute alpha and the leader of my group of friends. Also how people doing f-all have convinced us they are peak performers. Enjoy This is a HeadStuff Podcast, produced at The Podcast Studios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/9/202433 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Numpty Trap

We're back baby! After 2 weeks of not getting nearly enough lols from my stupid family, I'm back with APLOMB, plumb in hand desperate for you to love me again. Anyway I'm recapping new years, telling you about a car accident I 100% didn't cause and reviewing some flicks. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/2/202433 minutes, 35 seconds
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Get Me Some Rope

This week on the podcast I’m back from London. I saw the stuff of Lynchian nightmares and had an epiphany regarding stress. Enjoy This is a HeadStuff Podcast, produced at The Podcast Studios.
12/12/202337 minutes, 8 seconds
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The Demon Podiatrist of Feet Street or How I Learned To Love My AI Life Coach

This week on the pod, how my podiatrist may be a Cenobite demon hellspawn and how a new voice function of ChatGPT has made me fall in love with my AI life coach.  Plus: My first thoughts on the GTA VI trailer. Enjoy! 
12/5/202350 minutes, 1 second
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4th Annual Toy Show Review

This week on the podcast we're celebrating 4 years of the podcast in the only way we know how, reviewing the Late Late Toy Show. Also some thoughts on what happened on Thursday. Enjoy!
11/28/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 59 seconds
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73 Questions With Tony Cantwell

This week on the pod seeing I'm asking myself Vogue's 73 Questions seeing as I'll never have them over to my kip.This feature's topics such as: the best advice I've received, what I'd tell my 19 year old self, sweet or savoury, three things I can't live without AND 69 MORE (nice).Enjoy!A Headstuf PodcastRecorded at The Podcast Studios
11/21/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 16 seconds
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Tony Scammedwell

This week on the pod; old streetsmart Tony Cantwell gets duped two times in one week. Also my review of David Fincher's The Killer.If you like this pod and would enjoy hearing more, especially movie reviews which I do regularly; I'd love to have you over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
11/14/202350 minutes, 3 seconds
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36 Things To Know at 36

This week on the pod I'm giving you 36 pieces of life advice that I have learned in my 36 years. These vary from cooking, career, love, friendship and even some hacks for the zoo. This pod was originally behind the paywall over on my Patreon so if you like what you hear and would like more or if you just want to support me in anyway way you can sign up there for the price of a single pint a month. You get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 120 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
11/7/202346 minutes, 50 seconds
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Pumpkins Suck

This week on the podcast, how I got stuck in a pumpkin patch and how I FINALLY passed my driving test.Enjoy! If you like this pod and would enjoy hearing more, I'd love to have you over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
10/31/202326 minutes, 4 seconds
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15 Things Will Smith SHOULD Have Been Cancelled For!

Clickbait title! I've compiled a list of 15 cancellable offenses that Will Smith could have committed without losing me as a fan. You won't BELIEVE number 11!Also my son got a sword and knows how to use it! If you like this pod and would enjoy hearing more, I'd love to have you over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
10/17/202337 minutes, 19 seconds
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How To Write A Story pt 1

This week on the pod, you can find me down the middle aisle of Al's Toy Barn cause I'm buzzing to be back in the shed. I've been delving into "Storyworthy" by Matthew Dicks, a book about identifying story-worthy moments in your life. I'll share three techniques that I've learned and am implementing to help you see your life from a new perspective.If you like this pod and would enjoy hearing more, I'd love to have you over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
10/10/202358 minutes, 40 seconds
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How to Win and Lose by Logic

This week on the pod I'm chatting about my son beat me with logic, why I carry 60kg of glass jars everywhere I go and why friends don't let friends dance with knives.If you like this pod and would enjoy hearing more, I'd love to have you over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
10/3/202336 minutes, 14 seconds
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Cantwell's BACK! ALRIGH!

I'm back baby! Oh I missed you so. I'm recapping the summer, how an alien fella almost made me cancel a gig and remembering what a comedown is. Enjoy and keep watching the skies.Also, the most unbelievable deal on the internet is at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
9/26/202335 minutes, 50 seconds
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Apocalypse Clown Special with Natalie Palamides, Fionn Foley & George Kane

This week on the pod, I've got some of the stars and the director of 2023's breakout comedy film, 'Apocalypse Clown' (I'm in it too!) Joining me is director George Kane, as well as two of the film's stars of its stars, Natalie Palamides and Fionn Foley. We talk about the flick, discuss why comedies are so few and far between these days, explore what to do in an apocalypse, and even share some real clown advice that could genuinely improve your life!Apocalypse Clown, Out September 1st!Video Pod Here: https://youtu.be/-PraQJu6t5gTrailer for the flick here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuVPa6t2PocTickets for the Lighthouse Cinema Dublin:https://www.lighthousecinema.ie/film/apocalypse-clown
8/24/202350 minutes, 24 seconds
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Taking A Break (Tony Cantwell's SKETCH SHOW September 21st-23rd Smock Alley)

Alright how yiz getting on. So here announcement, I'm taking August off to finish my show Tony Cantwell's SKETCH SHOW (tickets here).I will still be posting new episodes over on the Patreon every Friday and if you're in the position to support that, you can still hear me every Friday.But if not, not to worry I'll be back September 5th back here on the main feed. Thanks for everything and have a great summer!
8/1/20237 minutes, 57 seconds
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Art, Music and Being Seen

This week on the pod I talk about a revelation I had about how you view yourself, how not getting to do Art & Music in secondary school made me the man I am and how I still get anxious in the week leading up to a gig. Also, the most unbelievable deal on the internet is at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
7/25/202334 minutes, 1 second
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More Ketchup with Emma Doran

This week on the pod I have the wickedly talented Emma Doran. She’s a comedian, actor and has put some serious work into her nicotine addiction over the years. We chat about everything, performing, bad jobs, RTÉ and the Tubs scandal (which btw was recorded before his and Noel Kelly’s Oireachtas, so some of the references are dated but the news had just dropped). Great chat from one of the best comedians of her generation. Enjoy!Also from an editing standpoint the sound gets a little sketchy at about minute 50, as we had to go off the camera audio with some AI fixes. Soz about that. Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GViQ-MM8ScoAlso, the most unbelievable deal on the internet is at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
7/18/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 29 seconds
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Spooky Whiskey with Ali Fox

This week on the pod I have the insanely talented actor and comedian Ali Fox. We talk acting, rapping and she tells me the scariest story I've heard in a long time. EnjoyVideo here: https://youtu.be/HsKzuFGAOc0Also, the most unbelievable deal on the internet is at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
7/4/202353 minutes, 1 second
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Titan Implosions and Fruit Fly Problems

This week on the podcast I’m talking submarine implosions, box office bombs, and russian civil war plus what a hatred of fruit flies really says about you!Video here: https://youtu.be/MSkPAMid3NQAlso, the most unbelievable deal on the internet is at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
6/27/202353 minutes, 54 seconds
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Bubble Tyres and Bondo Apes

This week on the pod I’m describing the perfect Father’s Day, offering 5 tips on how to be an Irish Football fan without watching the matches and revealing the secrets of a brand new undiscovered monkey!Video here: https://youtu.be/LCHq_BmpTD0Also, the most unbelievable deal on the internet is at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
6/20/202330 minutes, 6 seconds
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More Bitter and Even Better!

This week on the pod, I’m talking about summer gigs, beer brand delusion while offering up some tasty new segments like a delicious orange on dad advice and even some sporting news.Video here: https://youtu.be/87xw8X8FvlwAlso, the most unbelievable deal on the internet is at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:Weekly Bonus podcasts out every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
6/13/202333 minutes, 1 second
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Purple Van Man with Michael Fry

This week on the pod I've got actor, comedian and musician Michael Fry on the podcast. We chat his process, religion, how he makes music and share awkward fridget stories. Great chat. Thanks again Michael.Full video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIroH4Jjb6YIf you like this pod and want a lil bit mo check out patreon.com/tonycantwell where you get:Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
6/6/20231 hour, 1 minute, 34 seconds
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Batman Vigilantes with Peter McGann

Our first guest in the shed! Writer, actor and comedian Peter McGann joins me in the shed to talk writing at the IFTAs, Philip Schofield and being handy around the house.If you like this pod and want a lil bit mo check out patreon.com/tonycantwell where you get:Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
5/29/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 17 seconds
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Mindfulness with Hulk Hogan

This week on the pod I missed my NCT appointment and am getting an AI to write me motivational emails as Hulk Hogan. Ehhhh, how's your week going! :SNo video this week back to video next week.If you like this pod and want a lil bit mo check out patreon.com/tonycantwell where you get:Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
5/23/202331 minutes, 54 seconds
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The Art of Seduction: 20 Tips to Woo Anyone!

This week on the pod, I'm continuing in my series where I take bad dating advice and give you real-world examples on how to use it. The book I'm using for this ep is The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene and I've put together the top 20 tips on how you can make anyone mála in your lámha (putty in your hands)Video link here: https://youtu.be/FswCPtgtnUcIf you like this pod and wanna hear even more check out patreon.com/tonycantwell for:Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
5/8/202339 minutes, 9 seconds
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Episode 172 - Cobra Selleck: How to Manifest Facial Hair

This week on the pod I'm talking 80's action flicks and give some tips on how to manifest facial hair by practicing The Secret.Video link here: https://youtu.be/FswCPtgtnUcIf you like this pod and wanna hear even more check out patreon.com/tonycantwell for:Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
5/2/202325 minutes, 27 seconds
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Episode 171 - Shed Dreams: Living My Teenage Fantasy

Welcome to the inaugural first podcast LIVE from the SHED! I've finally fulfilled my little boy fantasy of having a little shed of my own. Join me as I chat Mando, D&D and how I nearly ruined missed a gig and ruined my son's day all in the same 30 mins!Video pod right here: https://youtu.be/Oyl6E4a3ydsP.S. If you like this pod and wanna hear even more unhinged rants from a proper practical man's man, check out patreon.com/tonycantwell for:Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.Bonus video podcasts.Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.Priority access for all upcoming gigsAccess to the Shitshow Discord server.
4/25/202328 minutes, 54 seconds
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Episode 170 - 4th Annual 420 Spesh

Get ready to blast off, cosmic explorers! The 4th annual 420 Extravaganza has arrived, and it's the ultimate interstellar journey for all you shed-dwelling silly billies!Prepare to float through the cosmos as we unravel the enigma of sleep paralysis, and leave those earthly trends behind for good. Brace yourselves for an out-of-this-world discussion on the upcoming UFO invasion, and embark on a daring heist at a Lanzarote resort!So get comfy, set that talk to 'shite', and join us for a mind-bending trip on this week's 420 special!P.S. Looking to amp up your podcast experience? Join us at patreon.com/tonycantwell for an irresistible package:🚀 Elevate your Fridays with our Weekly Bonus podcast!🎥 Get up close and personal with exclusive video podcasts!🔥 Binge on 100+ episodes of the sizzling Bonus Cantwell Shitshow!🌟 Grab priority access to all upcoming gigs.🎉 Connect with like-minded listeners on the Shitshow Discord server!Upgrade your entertainment with Tony Cantwell today!
4/18/202348 minutes, 40 seconds
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Episode: 169 - Jesus REVEALED: Astonishing Revelations You Can't Ignore

Video podcast here: https://youtu.be/HAolQZ01zHsJoin me this week on the podcast as I delve into a thought-provoking exploration of faith and spirituality. With Easter on the horizon, I'll be examining the role of Catholicism in the lives of the Irish, a people known for their love of misery. But that's not all – I'll also be sharing some astonishing revelations about Jesus that are sure to surprise you. Don't miss out on this captivating episode!This pod is also brought to you by NOW where you can watch the fourth and final season streaming every Monday.P.S. If you like this pod and wanna hear even more unhinged rants from a proper practical man's man, check out patreon.com/tonycantwell for:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Bonus video podcasts. * Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs * Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
4/4/202326 minutes, 3 seconds
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Episode 168 - Masculinity Magnified: Daring DIY, Startling Stigmata, and Feline Forensic Finesse

This week on the podcast, I did some manly stuff over the weekend and I WANT YOUS TO KNOW ABOUT IT.How I built a big thing, suffered for my art and made a startling discovery of a beast that may still be out there.Video here:https://youtu.be/-l40v1uucqgAlso this podcast is sponsored by NOW, where you can watch the fourth and final season streaming every Monday.P.S. If you like this pod and wanna hear even more unhinged rants from a proper practical man's man, check out patreon.com/tonycantwell for:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Bonus video podcasts. * Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs * Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
3/28/202336 minutes, 50 seconds
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Episode 167 - Salacious Serenade

From behind the payyyywall comes a pod about anxiety, Paddy's Day and serenading a woman. This was a Patreon pod that I recorded last week, and I sometimes like to release these on the main feed to give yous a taste of what yous can find over there for just a €5er a month for an extra podcast every week. So if you like this or even wanna take a punt on a month of it, give it a lash over on patreon.com/tonycantwellThis pos is also brought to you by NOW where you can watch Succession. Stream the whole lot as well as the upcoming final season from Monday the 27th!Youtube video for this pod here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh4p0gcJj9sAlso if you want to hear more shows, see more gigs, and want to help me out; you can do so over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Bonus video podcasts. * Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs * Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
3/21/202336 minutes, 23 seconds
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Episode 166 - Anatomic Head Melt

This week on the pod I'm talking about using anatomical language with the kids, my latest journey as an absolute wreck the head over the phone and some oscar buzz. Enjoy! This pod is sponsored by NOW. Where you can catch The Last of Us' full first season as well as the first three seasons of Succession available with a NOW Entertainment Membership!Also if you want to hear more shows, see more gigs, and want to help me out; you can do so over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
3/14/202335 minutes, 39 seconds
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Episode 165 - Second Zipper

This week on the pod I'm rocking an ambient rain patter vibe while giving a ball update and my thoughts on gaming in VR for the first time.Enjoy! This pod is sponsored by NOW. Where you can catch The Last of Us streaming every week and is available with a NOW Entertainment Membership!Also if you want to hear more shows, see more gigs, and want to help me out; you can do so over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
3/7/202336 minutes, 32 seconds
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Episode 164 - Brazilian Mosney with Joe McGucken

This week on the pod its actor and comedian Joe McGucken. You might know Joe from Free Gaff with Darren and Joe as well as the Stall It Podcast. We chat stand-up, the importance of role models, and quitting terrible jobs. Though we're both at the same thing, he's had far from the easiest road and he's a gas curious man, wise beyond his years. He's also got some great chat.Video here: https://youtu.be/bSUupDdn7Yg This pod is sponsored by NOW. Where you can catch The Last of Us streaming every week and is available with a NOW Entertainment Membership! Also if you want to hear more shows, see more gigs, and want to help me out; you can do so over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Bonus video podcasts. * Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs * Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
2/28/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 28 seconds
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Episode 163 - Moulin Rouge w/ Kevin McGahern and Justine Stafford

LIVE from the Omniplex in Rathmines on a sexy Valentine's night its Moulin Rouge!Now listen, we had a lot of fun, dunno if I've laughed as much at one of these things but we do not do this flick justice.Still if you want to sync up its at 6:08. Again big thanks to Omniplex and the fine folk in Rathmines for making us feel so welcome. Hopefully more of these in the future.
2/21/20232 hours, 5 minutes, 26 seconds
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Episode 162 - Valentines Special

This week on the pod I watched the Late Late Valentines Special and I have some thoughts. Also I give some handy tips on how to avoid the three tiers of reluctant platonic friendships. Enjoy! This pod is sponsored by NOW. Where you can catch The Last of Us streaming every week and is available with a NOW Entertainment Membership!Also if you want to hear more shows, see more gigs, and want to help me out; you can do so over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
2/14/202351 minutes, 41 seconds
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Episode 161 - No Such Thing As Luck

This week on the pod after a bad run of luck I'm dispelling luck altogether. Plus the story of how I got a camera up my never to be named pee-hole. The Last of Us streaming this week and is available with a NOW Entertainment Membership!Also if you want to hear more shows, see more gigs, and want to help me out; you can do so over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
2/7/202344 minutes, 16 seconds
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Episode 160 - Breaking Your Habits

This week on the pod I'm breaking your bad habits! How to stop eating sausage rolls, cut your chinese addiction, quit biting your nails and other hand stuff!!!Video also here: https://youtu.be/9PLMEf0328IContains strong language. Thanks to sponsor NOW, where you can now find The Last of Us streaming this week and available with a NOW Entertainment Membership!Also if you want more shows, see more gigs, and also want to help me out; you can do so over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
1/31/202340 minutes, 3 seconds
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Episode 159 - Bellybutton Babies

Thanks to sponsor NOW, where you can now find The Last of Us streaming this week and available with a NOW Entertainment Membership! https://www.nowtv.com/ie/membershipAlso if you want more shows, see more gigs and also want to help me out; you can do so over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
1/24/202333 minutes, 41 seconds
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Episode 158 - How To Survive The Apocalypse (w/ Survivalist Frank Deegan)

This week on the podcast all your mates are dead and the only ones to turn to are me and a fella I found online!I'm talking survival and my apocalyptic plan to become king of ice cream THEN I stop talking shite and speak to Frank Deegan, a prepper and Irish survivalist who gives a few tips on how to survive nuclear winter. Video here: https://youtu.be/kSunXxb5K2UWe've also got a new sponsor NOW, where you can now find The Last of Us streaming this week and available with a NOW Entertainment Membership!https://www.nowtv.com/ie/membershipAlso if you want more and also want to help me out; you can do so over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
1/17/202340 minutes, 59 seconds
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Episode 157 - Capri-Sun Turtles

You can call me the retired ballerina because the 22's are behind me! (Tutu)I'm back baby! Talking about my single new years resolution involving turtles, my new baby and the secrets of Fatima.This podcast is sponsored by NOW! Where you can watch a whole heap of amazing shows including The Last of Us from the 16th of January with a NOW Entertainment Membership! https://www.nowtv.com/ie/membershipAlso if you want more and also want to help me out; you can do so over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
1/10/202340 minutes, 50 seconds
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Episode 156 - Home Alone 2 Live with Kevin McGahern and Justine Stafford

Live from the Omniplex its the 2nd Christmas Watch Party, this year Home Alone 2: Lost In New York.Oh this was a fun one! We cheer Kevin, booo Uncle Frank and sing Olé Olé Olé when Brenda Fricker is on screen. Thank you again to our sponsor Omniplex for having us.Go see Avatar 2 there!
12/13/20221 hour, 59 minutes, 46 seconds
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Episode 155 - Young Hot Guyz Road Trip w/ Shane Daniel Byrne and Killian Sundermann

Killian and Shane are back on the pod this time recording live from Toyota Aygo X! We talk road trips, driving stories and Dermot Kennedy's lovely back. Big thanks to Toyota Ireland for sponsoring the pod and also they've a competition happening right now:Toyota is giving you the chance to win a two night getaway with 3 pals that will take you across the city and country. Worth up to €3,000. You could win use of the Aygo X for two days, accommodation for four people and petrol expenses. Head over to @Toyota_Ireland on instagram to find the grid post, and tag three friends that you’d like to go on a road trip with #sp #ToyotaIreland
12/6/202230 minutes, 54 seconds
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Episode 154 - The Toy Show 2022

11/29/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 49 seconds
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Episode 153 - AI with Patricia Scanlon for Science Week

On the pod this week I've teamed up with Science Week to have you science-weak-at-the-knees with so much information your head's so big you collapse. My guest is Ireland's first AI Ambassador Patricia Scanlan.As referenced; there is a video that you can see here: https://youtu.be/hxSOZJlVGCYI was so self-conscious of a weird hair sticking out my head that I used AI to replace myself with a hot werewolf made by Cesca Saunders. Enjoy! Science Week runs from November 13 to 20th see https://www.sfi.ie/engagement/science-week for all the goings on.
11/15/202248 minutes, 38 seconds
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Episode 145 - Stranded

This week on the pod I got STRANDED AND LEFT TO DIE IN THE WOODS! Do I have your attention now! There's also some patter about buying dollies, reading comics, and the real sketches I'd love to make. Also we say goodbye to the former full-time sponsor. If you or your business have an interest in sponsoring the pod; inquiries are open and can be sent to tonycantwellcomedy@gmail.com. Or if you'd like to just support the pod, you can do so over at patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
11/8/202240 minutes, 56 seconds
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Episode 144 - The Mummy LIVE w/ Darren Conway & Killian Sundermann

This weeks podcast is a live pod! Recorded on the 27th of October 2022 in Omniplex Rathmines; its Watch Party 4: The Mummy. Myself Darren Conway and Killian Sundermann are watching the 1999 classic. We the Brendan Frasier-assaince, Rachel Weiss’ eyebrows and the popular fear of being eaten by flesh-eating scarabs. If you want to watch along at home the flick begins at about 5:03.Huge thank you to the fine people of Omniplex for having us. This pod is sponsored by Omniplex. Give them a follow on Instagram @omniplexcinemas and book your tickets at omniplex.ie
11/1/20222 hours, 2 minutes, 16 seconds
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Episode 143 - Vanlife w/ Killian Sundermann

This week on the pod I'm joined by the great Killian Sundermann! https://www.instagram.com/killersundy/We chat about living in a van, being malleable, and how our ads we do sometimes are actually art!Also if you wanna see a video of this whole conversation and also SUBSCRIBE to my incredible YouTube you can right here: https://youtu.be/epQLNeRNbP8If you enjoyed this consider joining the Patreon over patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can also get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
10/25/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 12 seconds
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Episode 142 - Witches Spells and Robbin Gates w/ Peter McGann & Justine Stafford

BOOOOOOO!!!! That's just the sound of a ghost, and certainly not the delighted crowd who came to this LIVE podcast featuring Peter McGann and Justine Stafford recorded in The Workmans in Dublin. This week we talk spooky stories, classic Halloween masks, and the weirdest and wildest Halloween traditions. If you wanna come see a live pod, there is ONE more happening this year, in Cork at Cyprus Avenue on the 20th of October. Tickets available here:https://www.eventbrite.ie/e/tony-cantwells-hit-show-tickets-424771522057Also for all you video game animal freaks. The final of the hottest video game animals is next week! If you enjoyed this consider joining the patreon over patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can also get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.Sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey ( https:// thedld.com/)
10/18/202253 minutes, 16 seconds
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Episode 141 - Hottest Video Game Animals

Back once again with a renegade tourney we're pitting 32 of the hottest video game animals against each other to see who is the hottest little pixel on that screen. We're talking Donkey Kong, Isabell, Frogger, BOWSER and many many more! And only one may be crowned most f*%£able! Please enjoy this part one with an accompanying video here: https://youtu.be/lkAybGCgZhEIf you enjoyed this want to hear part 2 (as well as support the pod) you can this Friday over on patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can also get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.Sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey ( https:// thedld.com/)
10/11/202242 minutes
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Episode 140 - Chicken Fowler (minisode)

So c’mere to me emmmm this isn’t a full episode. It’s a delightful 20 minute sulk as I wallow in a bad mood. Still fun though!If you wanna see me in a better mood come to these TWO live gigs happening in Dublin on the 12th of October (link here: https://www.eventbrite.ie/e/tony-cantwells-shitshow-live-at-the-workmans-tickets-429213608457 ) and Cork on the 20th of October (link here: https://www.eventbrite.ie/e/tony-cantwells-hit-show-tickets-424771522057 ). My guests for Dublin are the great Justine Stafford and Peter McGann. Few more faces tbc!If you enjoyed this and would like to support the pod, you can go over to patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can also get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday.* Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow.* Priority access for all upcoming gigs* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.Sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey ( https:// thedld.com/)And thanks to The Podcast Studios in Dublin (https://www.thepodcaststudios.ie/)
10/4/202221 minutes, 8 seconds
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Episode 139 - Impressions of Cleaning

This week on the pod amid a sea of dust as we finally move home; I'm reflecting on childhood, identity pillars, and cleaning. Sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey ( https://thedld.com/ )Recorded by and special thanks to The Podcast Studios in Dublin ( https://www.thepodcaststudios.ie/ )If you enjoyed this and would like to support the pod, you can go over to patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can also get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
9/27/202238 minutes, 46 seconds
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Episode 138 - Back 2 School w/ Alison Spittle & Shane Daniel Byrne

This week on the pod I'm joined by the WICKedly talented Shane Daniel Byrne and Alison Spittle to talk School. We talk Leaving Cert, the perfect accompaniment to Fat Frog and reminisce on pubes, boobs and getting a dad dick.Enjoy! If you like the sound of this pod and would love to come see a live podcast there will be 2 more happening in 2022, with first dibs on tickets through Patreon (patreon.com/tonycantwell) where you can also get: If you enjoyed this and would like to support the pod, you can go over to patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can also get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
9/20/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 52 seconds
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Episode 137 - Italian Wasps

This week on the pod, I'm fresh back from Italy having been ravaged by all number beasts and start to ask the question: are holidays just a bit of a faff?Sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey ( https://thedld.com/ )Recorded by and special thanks to The Podcast Studios in Dublin ( https://www.thepodcaststudios.ie/ )If you enjoyed this and would like to support the pod, you can go over to patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can also get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
9/13/202230 minutes, 40 seconds
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Episode 136 - Tough Guys with Kevin McGahern

This week on the pod; the great Kevin McGahern joins me to chat through being tough and making up subtle lies. ]Video here: https://youtu.be/bKC4xb9AIv4He's on tour in Ireland and go check him out this week on Sept 7th in Whelans. More dates on his insta @kevin_mcgahernIf you enjoyed this and would like to support the pod, you can go over to patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can also get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
9/6/202253 minutes, 57 seconds
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Episode 135 - The Hibernian Conspiracy

Wake up sheeple! We're blowing the lid off how the Paddys are secretly running things! As well as that; my issue with opticians and how a red panda is manipulating my son.Sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey ( https://thedld.com/ )Recorded by and special thanks to The Podcast Studios in Dublin ( https://www.thepodcaststudios.ie/ )If you enjoyed this and would like to support the pod, you can go over to patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can also get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Bonus video podcasts.* Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
8/30/202241 minutes, 28 seconds
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Episode 134 - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory LIVE w/ Emma Doran & Shane Daniel Byrne

This weeks podcast is a live pod! Recorded on the 19th of August 2022 in Omniplex Rathmines; its Watch Party 3: Willy Wonka. Huge thank you to the fine people of Omniplex for having me, Shane Daniel Byrne and Emma Doran in to just absolutely destroy this 1971 classic. Plus huge thanks to the very giddy crowd who were there to boo Slugworth and cheer when a chubby german kid gets stuck in a pipe. If you want to watch this at home and sync up the audio; the film starts at 2:24.This pod is sponsored by Omniplex. Give them a follow on Instagram @omniplexcinemas and book your tickets at omniplex.ie
8/23/20221 hour, 42 minutes, 3 seconds
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Episode 133 - Killer Prawns

This week on the pod; it's a Hit Show video podcast! I'm talking holidays in France, killer prawns, admitting you're wrong, and getting a good scare from the doctor. Full video here: https://youtu.be/-ydWQKcmYAoThis podcast is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out at TheDLD.com for all your whiskey needs.If you enjoyed this and would like to support the pod, you can go over to patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can also get access to:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Over 100 episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
8/16/202248 minutes, 40 seconds
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Episode 132 - 2022 Summer Blockbuster Round Up with Fergal Costello

It’s the 2022 Summer Blockbuster Round Up! Grab a bucket of popcorn, cut a hole in it, stick your yoke in it ;) (your phone! you dirty freak!), and turn the bucket into a megaphone because everyone will wanna here this pod!We got cinephile / BAFTA award winning director Fergal Costello (instagram.com/fergalcost) on the pod to go through some of the biggest flicks of the year. You can check out his debut feature flick ‘We Are Not Alone’ streaming somewhere! at some point! this year!This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, be sure to check out TheDld.com for all your whiskey needs.If you like the pod and want to support it whilst also getting a full length Bonus podcast every single Friday; scoot over to patreon.com/tonycantwell where you'll get: * WEEKLY Bonus podcast every Friday. * UNLOCKED all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * PRIORITY access for all upcoming gigs and merch* DISCORD access to the Shitshow Discord server.
8/9/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 5 seconds
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Episode 131 - feat. God (minisode)

This week is just a mini-sode as I recoup my funny bones. Still, hear all about the school speakers I've had across the years, and why you should always thank and never apologise. If this lil bite was too small there are some full size doozies over on patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get:* WEEKLY Bonus podcast every Friday. * UNLOCKED all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * PRIORITY access for all upcoming gigs and merch* DISCORD access to the Shitshow Discord server.
7/26/202219 minutes, 30 seconds
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Episode 130 - Young Hot Guyz Summer (LIVE with Killian Sundermann & Shane Daniel Byrne)

As if it wasn't hot enough out there, we're having a Young Hot Guyz Summer here on the pod, chatting everything summertime LIVE with Killian Sundermann and Shane Daniel Byrne. This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, be sure to check out TheDld.com for all your whiskey needs.Huge thanks to the Workmans for having us again. This pod was recorded LIVE in Dublin exclusively for patrons of the Patreon so if you like what you hear and don't wanna miss a gig, do scoot over to patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get early bird tickets for any public or private gigs in the future, as well as:* WEEKLY Bonus podcast every Friday. * UNLOCKED all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * PRIORITY access for all upcoming gigs and merch* DISCORD access to the Shitshow Discord server.
7/19/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 39 seconds
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Episode 129 - Old Wives Tales

This week on the pod, we're finally listening to those kooky old wives. How do you get the devil out of the bread? Is the itch in your hand a ringworm or are you about to become minted? The wives let us know in this pod full of jam-packed wisdom. Huge thanks to Ben Clifford for the research on this pod. If you like DnD check out his show Homebrew Quest over on Youtube ( https://www.youtube.com/c/HomebrewQuest ) Also, you like this pod and would like to become a member of the Tony Cantwell community you can do so over on patreon.com/tonycantwellYou’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
7/12/202248 minutes, 54 seconds
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Episode 128 - Deez Nuts

This week on the pod, I'm fresh from a stint in the medical clink! And wait till you hear what for!Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey for sponsoring this pod. Check them out at thedld.com or @DublinerIrishWhiskey on the soche! Or Dunnes! Also you like this pod and would like to become a member of the Tony Cantwell community you can do so over on patreon.com/tonycantwellYou’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
7/5/202240 minutes, 53 seconds
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Episode 127 - Judge Cantwell 2

This week on the pod, I am Judge, Tony and Sexycutioner with another edition of Judge Cantwell.Were you wronged? Are you desperate for Justice? I'm reading your cases and smashing the gavel in a bumper packed episode that includes two Pokemon related crimes. Also my review of Obi Wan Kenobi at the very end if that's your bag: 52:49If you like this pod and would like to become a member of the Tony Cantwell community you can do so over on patreon.com/tonycantwellYou’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
6/28/20221 hour, 25 minutes, 37 seconds
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Episode 126 - The Sun

The week on the pod, we're talking the Summer solstice baybay! Traditions through the ages, across the world, and what YOU can do to be a badass neopagan like myself.Huge thanks to associate producer of the pod Ben Clifford for his incredible research. And to the sponsor of the pod, The Dubliner Irish Whiskey check them out in-store at Dunnes or on theDLD.com. Also if you dig this pod, and would like more of it, OR just wanna say thanks; over on Patreon.com/tonycantwell there are over 100 podcasts that you haven't heard yet, I do a new bonus pod every Friday there, as well as offer early access to upcoming gigs. There's no commitment to support forever, it's just a 5er a month and you can unsubscribe whenever. Now enjoy that extra daylight!
6/21/202246 minutes, 46 seconds
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Episode 125 - No Stress

This week on the pod: How I'm not taking any stress, my hot takes on Buzz Lightyear and a revelation that left me flabbergasted! If you like this pod and wanna hear some more, or if you just wanna support this self funded endeavour, you can through Patreon.com/tonycantwell . There you can get access to over 100 exclusive bonus podcasts and get early access tickets to the Tony Cantwell Shitshow LIVE gigs happening later this year.
6/14/202234 minutes, 39 seconds
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Episode 124 - Andy Cantwell

My guest on the podcast is a comedian, podcaster and former witch whose football commentary parodies have blown up on TikTok with over 10 million views in the last month alone. He’s also my brother, it’s Andy Cantwell. We’ve a lovely chat about growing up in the early 00s, rap, pop punk and playing pro evo. Do check him out on TikTok @andycantwell or @andycanvids on insta. And his film podcast ‘What’s so Great About’.This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out at thedld.com.
6/7/20221 hour, 21 minutes, 51 seconds
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Episode 123 - Self Defence!

This week on the pod, I've pivoted after receiving a smack over the weekend, to become a Self Defenceluencer! Come listen to my class tips on how to win ANY fight. Also if you like this pod check out patreon.com/tonycantwell for even more!
5/31/202240 minutes, 57 seconds
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Episode 122 - Class Car Chatter

This week on the pod I'm IN MY F***ING CAR AGAIN!Talking Eurovision (check out the https://bureaudechangesongcontest.bandcamp.com/ and give generously to SCOOP for Ukraine), my bro going viral on the Tok ( https://www.tiktok.com/@andycantwell )and a long story about luncheon meat. This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey thedld.comAnd if you like this pod, consider supporting over on Patreon and get a brand new podcast every Friday as well as access to over 100 unheard episodes patreon.com/tonycantwell
5/24/202253 minutes, 5 seconds
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Episode 121 - Dirty Dancing Watch Party

LIVE from Omniplex Rathmines, its Watch Party II: Dirty Dancing. Join me, Kevin McGahern and Shane Daniel Byrne as we chat shite over this stone-cold teen classic. Even if you've not seen the flick, there's nothing but fun chat and anecdotes in this, was so much craic. If you wanna sync up, press play at 00:05:35. Does feature some potty mouth language and adult topics. Enjoy! This pod is sponsored by Omniplex. Book your flicks at Omniplex.ie
5/17/20221 hour, 42 minutes, 53 seconds
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Episode 120 - MAINSTREAM TOPICS!

Look I'm a nice guy, but perhaps I've been too much of a nicHe guy! This month I'm getting my sweet pink little tush to the top of the podcasting charts. HOW? By only covering MAINSTREAM TOPICS. To kick things off for MAINSTREAM MAY, I'm looking at the top 10 google searches of the day and giving my 2 cents on them! Expect: FOOTBALL, FINANCE, CELEBRITY GOSSIP AND MORE!This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, if you're in the mood for a fine ass tasty whiskey, check them out on theDLD.com.Also hey, if you dig this whole vibe, I've over 100 episodes you've never heard over on patreon.com/tonycantwell and for just the price of a pint a month you can enjoy them and early bird tickets to any and every gig I book myself.
5/10/202247 minutes, 2 seconds
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Episode 119 - Sean Burke

This week on the pod I'm chatting with twitter sensational and master of sketch Sean Burke. We chat trying out standup, shite gigs, his process and end up chatting Metal Gear and Pro Evo. Its got it all.This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, grab yourself a bottle on thedld.com or in store at Dunnes.
5/3/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 42 seconds
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3rd Annual 420 Spesh

Its the smoke wonderful time of the year. The 3rd annual celebration of the American formatting of April 20th.With two blockuster 420s in the last two years, can our hero stick the landing?With topics such as sky octopods, the Mandela effect, new German words for situations, and the Neil Morrisey/Barack Obama lawsuit, how could he not?!
4/20/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 8 seconds
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Episode 117 - Flying Babies

This week on the pod I'm just fresh from holibops in LDN m8 and boy av I got some stories for you geezahs!This pod is sponsored by the only sponsor there is, The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, check them out on thedld.com and grab yourself bottle of their tasty ass whiskey there.Also if you like the pod, want more of it, or have listened and would love to throw a few bob to it, check out the Patreon podcast here: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=6938815 where you can get a bonus brand new episode every Friday, access to over 100 unheard episodes and get priority tickets for all the live podcasts coming the end of the year.
4/12/202244 minutes, 43 seconds
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Episode 116 - Census Dodger

This week on the pod I’m dodging the census and investing in private hobbies.
4/5/202239 minutes, 17 seconds
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Episode 115 - Sweet Colleen

This week on the pod, I'm unwinding after some whopper gigs by outadvicing the advice queen herself Colleen Nolan. Sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check out THEDLD.COM for all your tasty whiskey needs!
3/29/202243 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 114 - The Libran Scale

This week on the pod a fairly unplanned ramble about dogs, films, and the Libran scale of cancellation.Also I call Jake Gyllenhal Jared Leto towards the end and I was mortified.
3/22/202250 minutes, 10 seconds
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Episode 113 - Oscar Bait

This week on the podcast I'm pandering to the Academy and offering up some procedurally generated movies that are destined to sweep the Oscars.ALSO; this pod is proudly sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check out thedld.com and grab yourself a bottle. Also also if you like this pod and want better versions, check out https://www.patreon.com/user?u=6938815 where for the price of a pint a month you can get 4 extra pods a month and have access to over 100 unheard episodes as well as support the show. Or not hey, no probs all chill here.
3/15/202232 minutes, 22 seconds
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Episode 112 - Wheel of Content

This week I’m in between legs of the tour so taking it old school with a classic Wheel Of Shite, I spin the wheel, pick a random word and win GOLD! Enjoy and thank you for your patience.
3/8/202246 minutes, 45 seconds
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Episode 111 - Crate Digging

UNLOCKED: from the Patreon Vaults, its my Top 5 Tracks that I found digging through Spotify in 2021.Occasionally I veer away from my meowndering shite-talk into the abyss and try a radio style format. If you like what you hear check out patreon.com/tonycantwell and for just the price of a pint a month, unlock over 100 bonus episodes of the podcast and get early bird tickets for all live podcast dates! This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, check out the DLD.com and grab yourself a bottle, IF YOU WANT!
3/1/202259 minutes, 35 seconds
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Episode 110 - Crush Bandicoot with Justine Stafford

This week on the pod, the High Queen of Nobber, County Meath; Justine Stafford.We chat Crash Bandicoot, weird first crushes, retro games, McTerrorists and the Rose of Tralee!Enjoy!
2/22/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 48 seconds
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Episode 109 - The Late Late Valentines Special

This week on the pod, I watched The Late Late Show's Valetine's Special! 6 Couples, 1 host, 0 craic. Come for the toupé carpet tape! Stay for the uncomfortably long Masked Singer bit! Oh my!This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Grab yourself a bottle on THEDLD.com.Also if you like me reviewing shows, come check out my Patreon podcast every Friday here patreon.com/tonycantwell where this month I'm reviewing the original Star Wars trilogy.Also I'm on tour across the next few months. Tickets here: https://linktr.ee/tonyhorror25/2 Westport, Town Hall26/2 - Galway, Black Box4/3- Limerick, Dolans24/3 - Dublin, Vicar Street25/3 - Dublin, Vicar Street26/3 - Dublin, Vicar Street22/4 - Dundalk, Spirit Store24/4 - Kilkenny, Set Theatre28/4 - Greystones, Whale Theatre1/5 - Cork, Everyman Theatre
2/15/202255 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 108 - St. Brigit and the New Bank Holiday

This week on the pod I'm taking a light paddle of a dive into our Brigit, God and Saint and hope to shine a light on why our new bank holiday completes the pagan quadrant of holidays. Happy Imbolc! This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, check out their website the DLD.com to grab yourself some tasty ass whiskey. Big thanks to Ben Clifford, associate producer and researcher to the stars for compiling a wad of info. If DnD is your bag, he's one hell of a DM, so heck out his weekly stream Homebrew Quest on Youtube. If that's your bag!
2/1/202249 minutes, 34 seconds
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Episode 107 - Scouts with Shane Daniel Byrne

This week on the pod I have a guest, hilarious comedian Shane Daniel Byrne. We chat scouting and he makes me realise, early on, what a prick I was in scouts. He tells me about how he found himself in scouts, how entertaining 11 year olds around the campfire lit the comedy flame under him and some of the differences between catholic and protestant scouts. Also a great chat about how we doubt ourselves. Really enjoyable chat, effortlessy funny man, this is Shane Daniel Byrne.
1/25/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 11 seconds
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Episode 106 - The January Judge

Judge, Tony and SEXecutioner. Judge Cantwell is back, doling out even more cruel and unusual punishments. Also a recap of the latest Lotto fever, Wordle and getting rid of your Christmas Tree. This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, go to the DLD.com and grab yourself a bottle. I highly recommend their Old Fashioned blend mixed with some sparkling water with fresh lemon and lime. Delish! And if you like this pod, feel free to support it further over on https://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get an extra brand new episode every Friday!
1/18/202249 minutes, 24 seconds
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Episode 105 - Inventions

In honour of the news that The Young Scientist is virtual for the 2nd year in a row, we pour a beer out for the young fridgets yet to get their hole. So this week on the pod, in honour of the freks, I'm doling out some GENIUS ideas that'll win The Young Scientist for some lucky youngfella/youngwan next year.
1/11/202244 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 104 - Head Shop Monkeys

Happy New Year! This week on the pod I'm giving you my top flicks and biggest disappointments of 2021 PLUS some chat about the old Dublin head shop days and a story about the cheekiest thing I ever did. This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, go to the DLD.com and grab yourself a bottle. I highly recommend their Old Fashioned blend.And if you like this pod, feel free to support it further over on https://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell where you can get an extra brand new episode every Friday!
1/4/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 54 seconds
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The Best of Tony Cantwell's Hit Show

This week on the podcast you spoke, we listened and these are the as voted by you best moments of the podcast since it started 2 years ago. Including; the Wicklow Way hike story, Failing my Driving Test, If I was In Big Brother, Fuck The Boats!, Bobby Slams and MORE. Big thank you, to YOU the listener for being there but we’ve only just begun! Have a fabulous new year and see you in 2022!
12/28/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 37 seconds
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Episode103 - 2021 Pop Recap

This week on the pod I'm recapping the top pop culture moments of 2021 to try and remember what actaully happened this year. That and a hilarious story of how I tried to hang Christmas lights.And hey, if you like this pod, you can hear more of this type of shit over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
12/21/202151 minutes, 9 seconds
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Episode 102 - My Wife

Kicking off the next centenary of podcasts is my darling wife Terri. We answer your submitted questions, chat relationships, parenting, and offer a simple life hack on how to cut down on fights. Terri I should also mention is the owner and boss at @innejewellery over on Instagram, go give them a follow there.A huge thank you to Shane Kenna and Kevin Goss Ross for their help creating the new artwork and branding for the podcast. Ushering in a new era of professionalism. Love you boys.And best pals The Dubliner Irish Whiskey for sponsoring the pod. Go to thedld.com and grab yourself some whiskey in time for Christmas and be sure to use the checkout code FUCKINGRAW for 10% orders! Enjoy!
12/14/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 51 seconds
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Episode 101 - Home Alone Watch Party w/ Kevin McGahern and Justine Stafford

This week on the pod, myself, Kevin McGahern and Justine Stafford sat in front a live audience to talk over the movie Home Alone.Huge thanks to the Omniplex Rathmines for having us. Go to Omniplex.ie if you wanna go to a pure and un-ruined screening of Home Alone or any other flick they have this Christmas.
12/7/20211 hour, 47 minutes, 11 seconds
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Episode 100 - Toy Show 2021

It's Episode 100 and what better way to celebrate than where it all began with the 3rd annual review of the Toy Show!Features a mild rant, so skip to 20.30 for the rundown of the show. Spoiler...I didn't like it! 😁Big thanks to everyone who's listened, liked and subscribed to this podcast. And to the sponsor of this week's pod The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check out theDLD.com and use the promo code 'FUCKINGRAW' for 10% off the store!
11/30/20211 hour, 30 minutes, 51 seconds
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Episode 99 - I Want

This week on the pod, I'm recovering from being Rod Liddled with Covid 19. The most popular yet boring illness of 2021. I'm chatting recovery, desire, Christmas shopping guilt, and peruse a men's gift guide to see what I want from Santy.At the end of the pod I tease the rest of my PONY Irish Tour going on sale week, as always Patron's will get first dibs on tickets so if that sounds cool, or you just want to hear an extra episode every single week, check out patreon.com/tonycantwell for more.And of course, the sponsor of this weeks episode, The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Go over to the https://thedld.com/ grab yourself some honeycomb liquer and make a Marc Jago Irish coffee. All the best.
11/23/202139 minutes, 55 seconds
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Episode 98 - Westerns with Peter McGann

This week on the pod I’m joined by my good pal Peter McGann as he gives me the HO-down on Westerns; their influence on film, the coding that appeals to lads and how we’d fare as sissy art boys on the wild frontiers. We also have a spoilerific chat about No Time To Die at the end.Also on the pod, a short review of my time at the Stellar Awards and how I Carrie Bradshaw’d my way out of an awkward moment. This podcast is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, go check out theDLD.com to grab yourself a bottle of the Dubliner, Honeycomb Liquer or their new Old Fashioned Beer Cask collab.
11/9/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 33 seconds
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Episode 97 - Bitta DIY

This week ohhweee I’m in some fouler! But it’s grand, nothing a bitta home DIY can’t fix.Also how I wore a Sony Spiderverse costume for Halloween and how I might be done with comic book flicks after seeing Eternals.Enjoy!
11/2/202148 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 96 - Samhain

This week on the pod, I'm chatting Samhain and how the movie Coco inspired me to become a better pagan. Why so much death? Do spirits love apples? Why chicken balls outside your door? All of these and more explained and then some, on today's spooky autumnal episode.At the end of the episode, I teased tickets to my upcoming Vicar Street show PONY. Tickets are on general release this Friday but Patreon subscribers have first access on Wednesday so if you wanna get in on that action early and get 70 extra podcasts, bop over here: https://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell and sign up.Huge thanks to Ben Clifford, for all the research. His D&D show Homebrew Quest is available here: https://www.youtube.com/c/homebrewquestAnd of course, the sponsor of this weeks episode, The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Go over to the https://thedld.com/ grab yourself some whiskey and make a Slimer Ectogasm cocktail, as per instructions in the show.
10/26/202145 minutes, 34 seconds
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Episode 95 - Dirty Cable Up The Stairs

This week on the podcast, I'm in that sweet sweet zen of finishing a big job where ye feel content to do 🐔 all. Makes for a surprisingly pleasant podcast! I'm chatting about early birthday presents, the influence of The Rock and how the Sega Dreamcast was my gateway to drug to the internet. lso if you like this stuff; there's over 70 exclusive podcasts you haven't heard over on https://www.patreon.com/user?u=6938815 . If you've ever thought, I'd love to buy the chap a pint if I met him, you can AND get 18 months worth of podcast at the same time through Patreon. So give it a lash if you're in the position to do so.All the best! Enjoy.
10/19/202149 minutes, 38 seconds
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Episode 94 - Halloween (Live in Cyprus Avenue)

This week's podcast was recorded LIVE at Cyprus Avenue in Cork on October 9th. We're talking Halloween, problematic costumes, dole out relationship and intimacy advice and hear some spooky as stories. Was a hell of a show, thanks everyone for coming out. Just to flag, does get a little saucy, as we were plenty sauced, so could be an NSFW jobby towards the end. Also check out my instagram @tonyhorror for some accompanying problematic halloween picsThis pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. To grab any of the tasty ass whiskeys mentioned on this show check out http://www.thedld.com or @DublinerWhiskey on instagram.And hey if you like the pod, and would like to get advanced tickets to the next LIVE shows, you should bop over to my Patreon where Big thanks to my co-host Jordan Daniel for joining me on the couch for this one. Check out his tunes, under the name JRDN here on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5cEBFiDLVa8EWBJ1qrvYrA Jordan Daniel, check out his tunes JRDN on Spotify at https://open.spotify.com/artist/5cEBFiDLVa8EWBJ1qrvYrA
10/12/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 51 seconds
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Episode 93 - I Need A Guru!

This week on the podcast we're getting mad heady as I'm on the hunt for a new guru. Also; why you should stop asking why? and some serious coffee hacks for a better buzz.This pod is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, perfect accompaniment for these chilly autumn evenings. Check out thedld.com or @dublinerwhiskey on Instagram and pick up a bottle now.Also if you like this pod but would prefer something less heady, I recommend joining the Patreon over on https://www.patreon.com/user?u=6938815 where I talk ALL heaps of shite, from what sandwiches are best, and what animals I'd beat in a fight.Enjoy!
9/28/202136 minutes, 14 seconds
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Episode 92 - The Inner Reviewer

This week on the pod, I'm talking about how I BACK BRAVE! Ah no, but I do chat about how you can re-recognise nervous energy and make it a good thing. Also chat about my first kiss, and a recent fruit fly epidemic. If you like this pod and want more, guess what? There are over 70 exclusive podcasts you haven't heard over on https://www.patreon.com/user?u=6938815 . If you've ever thought, I'd love to buy the chap a pint if I met him, you can AND get 18 months' worth of podcast at the same time through Patreon. So give it a lash if you're in the position to do so.All the best! Enjoy.
9/21/202155 minutes, 41 seconds
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Episode 91 - Aliens

This week on the pod, I bought a book about types of aliens and I wanna tell yous about it. As well as that; what it's like to be the face of water, mobile companies and their puritanical agenda and how ME, the big kid you know and love has become the neighbourhood scrooge!Big thanks as always to the sponsor of this weeks podcast; The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Do check out our Young Hot Guyz calendar and their new Old Fashioned Beer Cask Whiskey on thedld.com.Also if you like this stuff; there's over 70 exclusive podcasts you haven't heard over on https://www.patreon.com/user?u=6938815 . If you've ever thought, I'd love to buy the chap a pint if I met him, you can AND get 18 months worth of podcast at the same time through Patreon. So give it a lash if you're in the position to do so.All the best! Enjoy.
9/14/20211 hour, 54 seconds
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Episode 90 - Fame (Live at the Cat Laughs)

This week on the pod, we're LIVE and chatting FAME! There's some celebrity stories, how I got negged by a charity, and the strangest encounter I've ever had in the studios of RTÉ. Was such a buzz to be performing live again, big thanks to everyone who came to the gig and everyone who submitted their stories, there are some serial celebrity offenders, looking at you Louis! Thanks again to my podcasting pal Jordan Daniel on the 1s and 2s, big thanks to all the team at the Cat Laughs and of course the sponsor of the podcast the Dubliner Irish Whiskey.
9/7/202156 minutes, 1 second
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Episode 89 - Back 2 School

This week on the podcast we're talking back to school, how life is like an empty copybook and dangerous schoolyard games. As well as that, chasing boobs on terrestrial TV and some chat about Spider-man. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod. Young Hot Guyz calendar is available September 1st on TheDLD.com! And hey, if you like this pod, you can hear more of this type of shit over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
8/31/202141 minutes, 7 seconds
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Episode 88 - Losing Things

UNLOCKED from behind Patreon:This week on the podcast I’m talking about being a loser, like a literal loser, who loses things, 3 passports in 1 year is my record. As well as that, being sober and being smug and some genius movie ideas. Also, I keep referring to the show Normal People as 'Ordinary People' and it fucking kills me that I did that. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod. Do check out their new TASTY AF, Old Fashioned Beer Cask Edition Whiskey on thedld.com. And hey, if you like this pod, you can hear more of this type of shit over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
8/24/202150 minutes, 6 seconds
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Episode 87 - Judge Cantwell

ALL RISE...how ye getting on?This week on the pod, I'm Judge, Tony, and Sexicutioner as I hear your cases, side with defendants, and dole out some cold hard justice on the first Judge Cantwell pod. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod. Do check out their new TASTY AF, Old Fashioned Beer Cask Edition Whiskey on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
8/17/202151 minutes, 17 seconds
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Episode 86 - I'm Handy

This week on the pod; how being handy could lead to my wife's death. And a meditation on legacy.Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
8/10/202135 minutes, 6 seconds
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Episode 85 - The Fog

This week on the pod, a day late, a buck short, but here anyway chatting through the returning fog of Gary, doing gigs again, Tony Robbins and advice for a younger boy. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
8/10/20211 hour, 11 minutes
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Episode 84 - Sexy Beasts (Netflix Show)

This week on the pod, a review of Sexy Beasts. A show that is, on paper, the perfect Venn diagram crevice for your boy TC; Netflix reality dating show and Hollywood monsters! Too good to be true?! Yes! As well as that, some heatwave tips and a new show idea.Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
7/27/20211 hour, 1 minute, 18 seconds
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Episode 83 - The L Plate

This week on the pod; another driving test! Can our hero finally shelf his L (ickout Master) plate with an N (ever ever ever stop giving lickouts) one instead?! You’ll have to listen to find out. Also some strong opinions on charades etiquette. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
7/20/202133 minutes, 13 seconds
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Episode 82 - Bad Movies With Kevin McGahern

This week, I’m having a pal over!! Once a month over here I like to chat to someone else for a change, about something they're an absolute geek about. Joining me this week to chat bad movies is comedian, actor and writer Kevin McGahern. We chat The Room and more or less give a full synopsis of Irelan's First Kung Fu Flick: Fatal Deviation. As well as that, some driving test woes, under a hardened Russian instructor. Big thanks again to Kevin for coming on to chat bad movies, you can check him out in Smother and Redemption of a Rogue coming soon. I would also like to thank the sponsors of the podcast The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
7/13/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 42 seconds
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Episode 81 - What Women Want

This week on the pod, another deep dive into some bad online relationship advice, as I tell you what women (and people who find men attractive) REALLY want reading the top 30 things that men do that women find sexy. Special thanks to Ben Clifford for the research and to the sponsor of the podcast The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
7/6/202138 minutes, 52 seconds
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Episode 80 - Tony Candles

This week LIVE from the car! I tell a story of a one-liner that landed me in hot water. The greatest Chinese I've ever had, and an update on my masculinity after failing to get a booking for the pub.This pod as always is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
6/29/202130 minutes, 9 seconds
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Episode 79 - If I Was On Big Brother

This week on the podcast I give a play-by-play of what I’d be REALLY like as a contestant on Big Brother. As well as that, a chat about the origins of humans, the role of chance, and nationalism. This pod as always is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
6/15/202143 minutes, 51 seconds
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Episode 78 - Pointless (with Alison Spittle)

This week on the podcast, a new thing! As you all know, I love talking AT people about shite I’m mad into, but what you might NOT know is, I also love getting the ear burned off myself when a person is an absolute super geek on a topic. So once a month I’m gonna have a guest on the pod and educate myself by exploring the crevices of their geekhole. Can be anything they like, Star Trek, Twilight or just Trains, I just wanna learn. This months guest is my very funny pal Alison Spittle who’s here to teach me all about trivia in its purest form; the TV show ‘Pointless’. This pod as always is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
6/8/202157 minutes, 49 seconds
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Episode 77 - Boner's Back

This week on the pod we have the return of Boner as we kick off Season 2 of everyone's favourite teen comedy drama 'The Fridget'. I also have a look at predictions for 2020 made in the 1960s.Thank you as always to the sponsor of this weeks pod The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check out their full range on thedld.com and follow on insta @DublinerWhiskeyAnd hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
6/1/202136 minutes, 33 seconds
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Episode 76 - Scaldy Gaffers

This week we’re going off-piste and I’m talking all about ME!Scaldiest gaffer I’ve ever been to, my fighting history, best boozers in Dublin, and my post-pandemic self-improvement plan.Thank you to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey for sponsoring this weeks pod. If you enjoy this format or to submit questions on a future episode; consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
5/25/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 17 seconds
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Episode 75 - The Eurovision Pod Final

68 entered, but only one may leave the GREATEST OF ALL TIME! If you've made it this far; I can't thank you enough for letting me talk AT you for over 5 hours about the Eurovision. And for those who've hated every minute, you're in luck because it ends here. This is it! The final of the TCU Eurovision Pod Contest. Come for some major upsets, stay for the Star Wars analogies! As per this pod is sponsored by the ever sound Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Go over to @DublinerWhiskey on Instagram and give them a follow. If you want to hear Part 1 and Part 3 they’re over on the Patreon. Consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell and get access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.End music: Mohammad Assaf & Yacoub Shaheen.
5/18/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 9 seconds
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Episode 74 - The Eurovision Pod Contest

It’s Eurovision Month on the pod and so we’re having the biggest tournament in TCU history.68 Acts, 67 Fights, across 65 Years! To discover which is the greatest Eurovision winner of all time. This is the knockout rounds before we get into Round 3, where the big dogs will duke it out. Enjoy! As per this pod is sponsored by the ever sound Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Go over to @DublinerWhiskey on Instagram and give them a follow. If you want to hear Part 1 and Part 3 they’re over on the Patreon. Consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell and get access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
5/11/20211 hour, 28 minutes, 44 seconds
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Episode 73 - Gettin Witchy With It

In the spirit of witchiness with Bealtaine just passed, we're lifting the veil on the otherworld with some witchy ass shit! Irish mythological beasts, the Irish Atlantis and a story about a toff who may have been an alien devil, its all here. Just some stuff I've been googling, but not googling so hard as to discredit it. Enjoy!As per this pod is sponsored by the ever sound Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Go over to @DublinerWhiskey on Instagram and give them a follow. Also you dig this? Want more?! Consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell and get access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.
5/4/202157 minutes, 31 seconds
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Episode 72 - Shit Jobs 2

This week on the pod I'm revisiting some of the worst job interviews I've ever had to do across the years. Including one time I physically couldn't stop saying the word piss and another when I made up two massive elaborate lies. As well as that I predict the next TV game show sensation.This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. If you like this episode, there's over 50 more like it over on Patreon! ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions!
4/27/202141 minutes, 39 seconds
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Episode 71 - 2nd Annual 420 Special

Prepare to partake, get off the rails and travel into space, it's the 2nd annual 420 Special! I'm going through the worst whitey I ever had, take you on a hotboxing trip through my records, and uncover some of the newest batshit conspiracy theories. If ye like this weird sort of experimental pod shit, might you consider supporting on Patreon! ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs.* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions!
4/20/202155 minutes, 34 seconds
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Episode 70 - Yahoo Answers

This week on the pod we're saying goodbye to Yahoo Answers (know you're gone said you're gone but I can still feel you're here) in style, by answering some of the dumbest questions in the history of the site! Including; Can you kill a ghost with concrete, and how do you un-bake a cake? This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=enIf you like this episode, consider supporting on Patreon! ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions!
4/13/202151 minutes, 33 seconds
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Episode 69

It's episode 69 NICCCCCCE!!! and because I'm a 13-year-old child, this is a milestone. To celebrate I've read up on the worst sex advice Cosmopolitan Magazine and Men's Health has to offer, and I'm doling it out here for your enjoyment. Also Gary's back, to remind me that being verified on social media means (here comes the chicken) F'CKAAL!Also, this podcast contains light references to sex. Nothing descriptive but maybe NSFW. Slow Jam Remix of the theme song by Tristan Carroll from Cell Games (https://soundcloud.com/cellgamesband)This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=enIf you like this episode, might you consider supporting over Patreon? ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions!
4/6/202147 minutes, 11 seconds
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Episode 68 - April Fool's

Prepare to get PUNK'D by the Original Ashton (original YEAH), cause its April's Fool's!On the pod today; pranks from around the world, the origins of April Fool's Day and some juicy stories sent in by YOU! And lastly, you can call me STEEEVE Finnan, cause I've a couple of prank calls thrown into the mix to boot! All of that and more on this BUMPER-packed-prank-filled episode.This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=enIf you like this episode, might you consider supporting over Patreon? ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions!
3/30/202153 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Tony Awards 2020 (not those Tony's)

Here it is! My recap of 2020 told through hilarious awards in The Tony Awards 2020 (not those Tony's). This is the audio portion of the overall video, which you can watch in full here https://youtu.be/_HCpR1GhMNU and I emplore that you do, as it features hilarious video sketches from Justine Stafford, Michael Fry and Peter McGann. This podcast is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@dublinerwhiskey on Instagram)- Also if you like all this sort of stuff and would like a bit more; you can become a Ploonie over on patreon.com/tonycantwell and get access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server (coming end of Jan 2021).* Your committed support of the Podcast, my videos, or any free content you've enjoyed or intend to enjoy in the future.
3/23/202131 minutes, 55 seconds
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Episode 66 - The Real Saint Patrick

This week on the pod, I do a full Jebadiah Springfield reveal on the TRUE history of St. Patrick SPOILER isn’t even a saint and was never called Patrick as well as that how to survive the onslaught of EIREphobic attacks you might get if you’re a Paddy working oversees. Also Clongowes as an NFT? This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=enIf you like this episode, might you consider supporting over Patreon? ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions!
3/16/202146 minutes, 26 seconds
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Episode 65 - The Lola Agenda

This week on the pod I’m addressing the big news that rocked the hot animal aficionado world; Lola Bunny’s redesign in the new Space Jam movie. As well as that I delve through the Megan and Harry interview to try to deduce any mention of the Queen being a lizard, lay into every parent from Rugrats, and give my thoughts on the WandaVision finale. This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=enIf you like this episode, might you consider supporting over Patreon? ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions!
3/9/202155 minutes, 36 seconds
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Episode 64 - The Irish Language

It’s Seachtain na Gaeilge so we’re rolling out the green carpet for an Irish language special.I'm giving you some words, phrases, and a few proverbs you can use in everyday conversation and we've special edition of Múinteoir Ragnarok where I read your stories about wild Gaeltacht antics.This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=enIf you like this episode, might you consider supporting over Patreon? ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions!
3/2/202151 minutes, 30 seconds
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Episode 63 - Gorilla Podcasting

This week on the pod, I'm back in the car with some guerilla podcasting, and delivering an old school meandering oxbow ramble.Chatting about: How me and my brother befriended a malware mascot, How I'm a walking Alton Towers, Justice League the Snyder Cut and try understand why Kong and Godzilla wanna fight?If you like this episode, might you consider supporting over Patreon? ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions!Sponsored by: The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, check out theDLD.com and use the code 'SECRETEATER' for 10% off.
2/23/202151 minutes, 43 seconds
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Episode 62 - Pancakes

This week on the pod I’m serving up a MANsize helping of pancakes shitetalk. The origins of Shrove Tuesday, what I and a few good catholic boys are giving up for Lent, and pitting all the most popular toppings together for a mini-pancake tournament! Flip, Stack, Slam!Also goys, what even is a shrove?!!! ;)ALSO If you like this episode, might you consider supporting over Patreon? ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions!Sponsored by: The Dubliner Irish Whiskey, check out theDLD.com and use the code 'SECRETEATER' for 10% off.
2/16/202147 minutes, 40 seconds
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Episode 61 - Pimp My Ride

This week on the pod, I asked for your cars, your jobs, and your hobbies and I'm pimping your ride! Plus a short history of MTV reality TV, how my GP is a con artist, and a plea for understanding in our collective weight gain.
2/9/202149 minutes, 1 second
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Episode 60 - How To Pick Up Men

This week on the pod; one for the LADIES!!!! as I'm going through Cosmopolitan's Top 10 tips for picking up any man, and seeing IF ANY would work on me, a 'man'. Also this week: My ideal day, and how my previously eloquent quitting voice has gone bloody feral.
2/2/202146 minutes, 7 seconds
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Episode 59: How To Pick Up Women

This week on the pod, LIVE from my Kia Soul; I'm teaching you how to pick up women according to the words of authentic artists and talk you through the perfect date. Also some thoughts on the practice of dogging and how to impress people in college.This episode was originally from the Patreon feed ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ). Join now and get access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server (coming end of Jan 2021).
1/26/202145 minutes, 36 seconds
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Episode 58 - Irish Slang

This week on the pod I put the feelers out for the best weirdest and wildest Irish slang there and boy did you deliver! Also why I'm binning my goals and how your superhero origin story starts today.
1/19/202148 minutes, 19 seconds
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Episode 57 - Young Scientist

This week on the pod, I’m chatting vigilante banter, being a former Young Scientist, the Sex and The City comeback PLUS we have a special visit from Latvia’s number one Twitch political streamer to recap the week in politics.
1/12/202147 minutes, 49 seconds
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Episode 56 - Nollaig na mBan

We're back baby! 2020 is gone bring on the year I'm calling 202getheras1. On the pod this week I'm chatting about how to set low goals, bangers from old 90s ads and I give you bloody men some tips on how to celebrate Women's Christmas this Jan 6th.
1/5/202142 minutes, 30 seconds
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Episode 55 - The Naughty List - LIVE (kinda) from Cyprus Avenue Cork

This week on the pod, I'm chatting Naughty Nice Lists, How To Be A Good Boy and spin the Wheel of Shite and chat all things Christmassy. This one's a LITTLE different, yes its still the same intimate, anxious solo shite talk but the very kind people in Cyprus Avenue Cork invited me to do all that LIVE, and on their massive stage. Also, I get pretty tipsy by the end as I'm testing Beamish, Murphys and Guinness against each other. So thanks again lads, and cheers for the pints. Full video over on YouTube.
12/22/202058 minutes, 20 seconds
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Episode 54 - Gift Guide 2020

This week on the podcast Daddy Noel is to the rescue with a foolproof last-minute under 20 blips guide for a thoughtful and genius Kris Kindle presents. Also, I go over the must-have toys of the year, and give an update on some of the kids since the Toy Show aired.
12/15/20201 hour, 1 minute, 19 seconds
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Episode 53 - Silly Seasons Greetings

Alright, are you Noel? This week on the pod we're chatting the silliest of seasons, going to war with outdated Christmas songs, and I deliver this year's yuletide chat-up lines.
12/8/202036 minutes, 3 seconds
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Episode 52 - The Toy Show 2020

It's the most wonderful time of the year when we put our differences aside and come together to scathingly review terrified children on The Late Late Toy Show! Expect tears, hot takes and many a clanger in what has become everyone's favourite annual tradition. This podcast also marks the 1 year anniversary of the pod, so I wanna say a huge thank you to everyone who's listened over the year, especially those from the start. But a very special thanks to the kind people who've supported the pod over on the Patreon, and for enabling me to focus on this full time. What a gift.And thank you to our cool brand new sponsor The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@dublinerwhiskey). As mentioned on the pod; if you go onto thedld.com and input the code ‘FUCKTHEBOATS’ you can get 10% off their wide selection of whiskeys with free deliveries in Ireland.
12/1/20201 hour, 17 minutes, 5 seconds
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Bake Off Final (S11E10) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #10

It's the final and wow what a rollercoaster we've been through. Who will prevail?! Will the underdog and 6-time bottomer Laura scrape by once again and claim the victory? Will it be Dave, has his software upgrade improvements meant he's the most formidable droid the tent has ever seen? Or will it be freak athlete and neverneverland boy Peter, who since gestation has been wanting that stupid GBBO cake tray shite thing that you can't put anywhere in your gaff. WHO WILL WIN IN THE TIGHTEST GBBO FINAL YET?!Visuals by Jordan DanielTheme by Cian Conde Thanks to The Podcast Studios, Dublin & Andy Cantwell in CMG Professional TrainingFor more podcasts go here:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/28RHwwT0HvfoHrgEHfLGTeApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/tony-cantwells-hit-show/id436695101Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/tonyhorrorTikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSuqxNAB/Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/tonyhorror
11/26/202032 minutes, 35 seconds
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Episode 51 - Hot Dogs and Hotter Squirrels - Round 3 - Hottest Disney Animals Tournament

It’s Round 3 and to be honest if there is one episode to enjoy of this whole Disney tournament this is it. This one is equal parts sexy Disney animal trivia and uncomfortable levels of oversharing.
11/24/202058 minutes, 57 seconds
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Pattiserie Week (S11E09) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #9

It's Patisserie Week and I can't believe these 4 are our semifinalists. Hey, at the end of the day you don't get to choose your FAMILY. It's a tense tight competition right to the end but the real winners; Paul's lovely hair, Peter's lovely shorts! Give it a lash.
11/19/202028 minutes, 33 seconds
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Episode 50 - Hottest Disney Animals

This week on the podcast the long-teased ‘Hottest Disney Animal Tournament. pitting against each other 32 of the DAMPEST yokes in Disney history.This pod benefits greatly if you can see who I’m losing it over, so check out the full video is available over on Youtube at https://www.youtube.com/c/TonyCantwell
11/17/202058 minutes, 49 seconds
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Dessert Week (S11E08) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #8

What d'ya mean Dessert week? What were all the other weeks? BLOODY DINNER WEEKS? Either way, I'm bloody weak after a fallen baker got in touch online! Check it out!Visuals by Jordan DanielTheme by Cian Conde Thanks to The Podcast Studios, DublinFor more podcasts go here:Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/28RHwwT0HvfoHrgEHfLGTeApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/tony-cantwells-hit-show/id436695101Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/tonyhorrorTikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSuqxNAB/Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/tonyhorror
11/12/202027 minutes
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Episode 49 - Thirty Three

This week on the pod, I chat about a COVID scare, scabs in schools and my RTÉ debut. As well as revealing from behind the Patreon paywall, my list of 33 tips for a better life. 33 things I wish I knew at 23. It got some good feedback over there so here it is for you hunks and honeys for free. Enjoy.
11/10/20201 hour, 16 minutes, 3 seconds
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80's Week (S11E07) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #7

It's week 7 and things are getting hot in the tent LITERALLY! Like some sort of Greek tragedy; the bakers are forced to make ice cream cakes on the hottest day of the year with one baker flying a little too close to The Sun.Visuals by Jordan DanielTheme by Cian Conde Thanks to The Podcast Studios, Dublin
11/5/202029 minutes, 56 seconds
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Episode 48 - America

This week on the show, we talking AMERICA! With Election 2020 happening tonight we're dousing this podcast in red white and blue and chatting all things USA: American holidays, a POV of meeting an American hostel guest and we welcome some biting scathing satire from everyone's favourite political twitch streamer: Rumpel4skin.
11/3/202052 minutes, 50 seconds
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Japanese Week (S11E06) - Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #6

It's Japanese week! And the tension between Mark and Lottie has me steamed up like a little BAO CHICKEN (KATSU) WOW WOW!Some major upsets, some horrible lighting, it's been a wild week.
10/29/202019 minutes, 45 seconds
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Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #5 - Pastry Week(S11E05)

PASTRY week and its more high stress and fumbly than a 12 year old boy trying to dismantle a bomb made of bras! Who will be triumphant as star baker in the most equally balanced season yet? And which of these bloody tarts will be sent to the cage!
10/22/202026 minutes, 11 seconds
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Episode 47 - Sauce and Spooks

In what was to become the scariest episode of the podcast ends up becoming the SAUCIEST! I make the argument about how the Pussycat Dolls are evil, ponder what it would be like if Marianne from Normal People ran a sex line and express my supreme disappointment with Xtina in the Lady Marmalade video. But as well as all that FLUFF, I tell my 4 scariest personal stories about the world of the supernatural! Scary and saucy stuff!
10/20/202044 minutes, 16 seconds
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Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #4 - Chocolate Week(S11E04)

It’s chocolate week, but the bakers are serving up some WEAK ASS CHOCOLATE (WAC). Luckily Linda’s magic brownies are here to save the day and rocket Preux and Paul off to f*&!ing Mars. Visuals by Jordan DanielTheme by Cian Conde Thanks to The Podcast Studios, Dublin
10/15/202027 minutes, 5 seconds
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Episode 46 - Halloween Costumes

This week on the pod I'm going through my favourite MAM-made costumes and giving out some hot tips on how you can make this Halloween even bigger than Christmas.
10/13/202042 minutes, 45 seconds
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Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #3 - Bread Week(S11E03)

BREAD WEEK! And it's all to play for! Star Bakers this week usually make it through to the final, so they really have a lot to PROVE.Will Sura the plant be found out? Will sweet Peter form a gluten-intolerant pop duo with his brother based on my suggestion? Will Rowan squeeze by again by promising a cathedral made of rolls and end up delivering burnt flatbread?! Anything can happen!
10/8/202032 minutes, 57 seconds
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Episode 45 - What Lockdown?

This week on the pod (which was recorded before an imminent announcement that Ireland was entering a full Level 5 lockdown NEVER HAPPENED I'm spilling more T than Mrs Doyle up the pit for Slipknot, topics include; how many jocks I have, my top 5 takeaways and how a video from 3rd class might get me cancelled.
10/6/202049 minutes, 41 seconds
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Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #2 - Biscuit Week(S11E02)

Biscuit WEAK at the knees more like after this saucy double entendre filled episode. We see the first handshake of the season that’s so steamy your florentines will lose their snap and a new dehhhty player emerges causing a major upset! Video available on Youtube and Instagram. Theme by Cian Conde
10/1/202034 minutes, 48 seconds
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Episode 44 - Free Gaff

This week on the pod we're chatting free gaffs, the new Cú Chulainn from Finglas, and a double bill of 'Tony's Namedrop Corner'.
9/29/202041 minutes, 31 seconds
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Tony Cantwell's Great British Bake Off Podcast #1 - Cake Week(S11E01)

The audio from the new video podcast series on the Great British Bake Off: https://youtu.be/4IQoOVuF4C8In the first episode; the bakers are kept away from their families and a DEHTY player emerges in a season opener that really puts the BB in G-BB-O.
9/27/202034 minutes, 2 seconds
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Episode 43 - Masterclass

This week an UNLOCKED taster of my arguably better Patreon podcasts; a Q&A where I am spilling more T than Mrs. Doyle on a horse!! Answering all the juicy q's like: what it takes to become a Lickout Master, the worst purchase I've ever made, and my thoughts on the new Batman flick. What a life! Enjoy!
9/22/202059 minutes, 5 seconds
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Episode 42 - Wella Wella Wella

This week on the pod, I'm like Denis Nedry getting attacked by that umberlla dinosaur in Jurassic Park in that "I have NOTHING on me" I have prepared very little. What I DO have though, is a scathing criticism of those thirsty T-Birds in Grease, a boatload of puns about Chris Evans penis and news on my new hot tasty bod, since hitting rock bottom with the chinese last week.
9/15/202047 minutes, 53 seconds
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Episode 41 - Instagram Dossier

This week on the podcast back from a weekend of WILD camping and a journey out west I'm as rusty as a naughty bike left out in the rain.Talking all heaps of shite like how I was snubbed from GOAT house, how you're an Instagram pervert but don't realise it, the end of my secret eating, and how ‘inanimate objects magically turned into hot sentient women’ is a movie trope that needs to come back!
9/8/202048 minutes, 24 seconds
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Episode 40 - Back 2 School

This week its the Back2School special, chatting: uniforms, ropey brogues, and the return of your stories in Múinteor Ragnarok pt 2.
9/1/202047 minutes
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Episode 39 - Love On The Spectrum

This week on the pod, finally we're revealing the new name, in line with our family friendly, corporate sponsor-able image. And s'well's'tha I watched Love On The Spectrum, and am asking all the important questions: Does Kelvin take sexy portrait commissions? and how come all the mam's are absolute specimens? Give it a listen, a like n and share.
8/25/20201 hour, 16 minutes, 31 seconds
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Episode 38 - Diamond Hole

This week on the podcast, we're chatting shit jokes, making art, wideboy sales tips, and the glamourous side of voice-overs.
8/18/20201 hour, 22 seconds
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Episode 37 - At War With Fomo

Fresh from a staycache with some big revelations including; being at war with FOMO, practicing gratitude, the banned tampon ad PLUS the return of BONER, in the season finale of 'The Fridget'
8/11/202055 minutes, 46 seconds
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Episode 36 - Staycache

This week on the pod, our intrepid host is in need of a cheeky staycache but in the meantime doles out some conspiracy theories on how Alexander Hamilton caused The Titanic disaster, as well as a character profile of two of my favourite monsters in history.
8/4/20201 hour, 18 seconds
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Episode 35 - Garren

This week, I am answering some absolutely insane wide ranging questions over on Yahoo Answers, and going through my complete history of performing in bands.As well as that I discuss two film projects I came up when I was 13 with and never made: A 90’s grunge music video and a complex Hollywood thriller.
7/28/202059 minutes, 39 seconds
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Episode 34 - Múinteoir Ragnarok

A badly mixed coffee with the viscosity of PAINT sends our host into the stratosphere for an all-round silly billy affair.THIS WEEK ON THE POD we're chatting through school days (mine and yours!) old toys ads, and the single funniest moment I can remember. As well as that a SPECIAL GUEST Political Twitch Commentator joins for a roast of Tommy Pickles in the PLAYHOUSE; Donald Dump.
7/21/20201 hour, 3 minutes, 16 seconds
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Episode 33 - Bad Craic Wrestling

This week on the pod; chatting shite about Kony 2012, how good craic is one of the four fundamental human rights AND from behind the paywall a full episode of my Patreon Exclusive podcast 'The Bonus Cantwell Shitshow' all about Thomas the Tank Engine and an alternate history where I become an Irish wrestling superstar. If you like what you hear there are 5 bonus episodes a month over on my Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=6938815 .
7/14/20201 hour, 11 minutes, 3 seconds
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Episode 32 - A New Phase

This week, we’re entering a new phase from a new spot, The Podcast Studio in Dublin. Still keeping things indie, just sounding better. Topics on the pod this week include: how to legally walk around in the nip, pubs dressing as restaurants, dreams, losing keys and Xtines as well as the final of our BEEF OFF in the Chris of the Titans!
7/7/20201 hour, 6 minutes, 34 seconds
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Episode 31 - Chris Of The Titans

Inspired by an actual scrap I had with my wife over who is the best Chris, I've decided to pit 4 A-list Chrisses against each other with a few wild cards thrown in for good measure to decided who is the greatest Chris in Hollywood.First its the SOAPSTAR SCRAP as Home & Away’s Chris Hemsworth takes on Luke from the OC, Chris Karmack. LATHER UP Y'CUNTS, ITS GONNA BE A SOAPY ONE!Then its the SUPERNOVA SKIRMISH as Nova from American Pie Chris Klein, takes on Nova Corps ally Starlord Chris Pratt!THEN, ITS DETECTIVE James Carter, Chris Tucker VS CAPTAIN America, Chris Evans in a BROtect and Serve Scramble. YOU WON'T WANNA DEFUND THIS! And its Patrick Batman Chris Bale Vs James T Kirk Chris Pine in A COMIC-CON CHAOTIC CLASH, that’ll have all the FREAKS IN HALL H CREAMING THEIR CARGOS! In this...THE CHRIS OF THE TITANS!
6/30/20201 hour, 28 minutes, 11 seconds
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Episode 30 - The Future

In this 100+ minute loosely themed episode on The Future, our boy welcomes comedian Erin McGathy to give a tarot reading, gains some newly appreciated empathy, and watches Demolition Man. Also a short chat about abuse of power in comedy.
6/23/20201 hour, 46 minutes, 4 seconds
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Episode 29 - Absolute Greener

This week we're going back to basics with a whopper 90 minute podder. Has all the trimmings; a BUMPER Tony's Namedrop Corner, a review of a book I barely read on A.I., some parenting tips and a review of the 1976 classic Rocky. Ohweee!
6/16/20201 hour, 32 minutes, 36 seconds
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Episode 28 - My Leaving Cert Results

Sleep deprived and in a FOULER, our hero goes subject by subject through his Leaving Cert 2006 results (that he paid €15 for) and gets in even worse humour.As well as that, a history of smug riddles and the controversial truth about Enid Blyton's nonce-bait toyboy Noddy.
6/9/20201 hour, 9 minutes, 7 seconds
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Episode 27 - Inner Child

This week on the pod, I've written a list of some things I can do that my child self would think is cool and in a very rare moment of honesty discuss witnessing some fairly sickening racism.
6/2/202051 minutes, 20 seconds
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Episode 26 - Daddy

Back to basics this week. chattin' all sorts. The Leaving Cert, scamming my way through CSPE and some fella becoming a Da.
5/26/202056 minutes, 32 seconds
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Episode 25 - Eurovision - Best of Irish - Grand Final

Where there once was 45 now there is only 8. 'Here Comes the Croon': Pat McGeegan has the 'Chance of a Lifetime' 'When' he faces off against Red Hurley.Forget LOVE, will Ryan Dolan survive when he faces off against vicious twins Jedward, or will they leave his collar soaked in blood, d’mind lipstick in the 'Little Divils Threeway'.Then it’s the 'Battle of the HEAD' as its the VOICE Vs the EYES in a battle to become the FACE of Ireland. Niamh Kavanagh vs Eimear Quinn. Then it’s Hold Me Now vs Rock n Roll Kids, or as I’m calling it the HOLD MY KIDS WHILE I FUCK A ROCK AT THIS LAD FOR STEALING MY ROLL. It’s the reanimated corpse of Johnny Logan V Paul Harrington & Charlie McGettigan. AS well as that we have a proper Euro 2020 mini-contest to shine a light on the bookies top 4 for Europe.
5/19/20201 hour, 14 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 24 - Eurovision - Best of Irish - Davina V Goliath

IT'S EUROVISION MONTH (well, two weeks) on Shitshow and this week the BIG DOG round of the Best of Irish Tournament. This is not a league, it's a tournament. Two songs will face off in a battle to the DEATH and only one shall be claimed Ireland's Greatest Eurovision Song of all Time. We're calling this round Davina V Goliath, as the lower-ranked entries, your Jedwards, Ryan Dolans etc compete against the BIG DOGS, your Johnny Logans, your Dickie Rocks, your Danas.The scraps are as follows:1992 -Linda Martin "Why Me?"1976 - Red Hurley "When"1986 - Luv Bug "You Can Count On Me"1981 - Sheeba"Horoscopes"1970 - Dana "All Kinds of Everything"1982 - The Duskeys "Here Today Gone Tomorrow"1968 - Pat McGeegan "Chance of a Lifetime"1965 - Butch Moore "Walking the Streets in the Rain"1984 - Linda Martin "Terminal 3"2011 - Jedward "Lipstick"1967 - Sean Dunphy "If I Could Choose"1988 - Jump the Gun "Take Him Home"1978 - Colm C.T. Wilkinson "Born to Sing"1979 - Cathal Dunne "Happy Man"1977 - The Swarbriggs Plus Two "It's Nice To Be In Love Again"2013 - Ryan Dolan"Only Love Survives"1993 - Niamh Kavanagh "In Your Eyes"2018 - Ryan O'Shaughnessy "Together"1966 - Dickie Rock "Come Back to Stay"2007 - Dervish "They Can't Stop the Spring"1980 - Johnny Logan "What's Another Year?"2003 - Mickey Harte "We've Got the World"1996 - Eimear Quinn "The Voice"1989 - Kiev Connolly & The Missing Passengers "The Real Me"1990 - Liam Reilly"Somewhere in Europe"1974 - Tina Reynolds "Cross Your Heart"1991 - Kim Jackson "Could It Be That I'm In Love"1987 - Johnny Logan "Hold Me Now"1998 - Dawn Martin "Is Always Over Now?"1994 - Paul Harrington & Charlie McGettigan "Rock 'n' Roll Kids"1969 - Muriel Day "The Wages of Love"1997 - Marc Roberts "Mysterious Woman"Next episode will be on the Patreon but not to worry if you're not a patron, as the GRAND FINAL will be next Monday.
5/12/20201 hour, 49 minutes, 32 seconds
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Episode 23 - Conspiracy Theories

We're going DEEP! You asked for it and here it is; Three of my favourite conspiracy theories, with each more batshit than the last. We trace the ACTUAL royal bloodline and take aim for the stars to ask; is any of it real? Lap it up SHEEPLE.
5/5/20201 hour, 24 minutes, 59 seconds
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Episode 22 - 2 Hot 2 Handle

This week, an exciting and positive twist on PIG WATCH and a full season breakdown of the just GOD AWFUL reality TV show Too Hot To Handle.
4/28/20201 hour, 23 minutes, 21 seconds
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Episode 21 - 420 Special

Hey bro, you party? Ohweeee this is a silly one. Come for the buzz, stay for the cotton-mouth ramblings about dinosaurs, aliens, 11 dimensions, Mario 64 and geo-flakes (what are those?!)Disclaimer: This episode features a record level of shite talk.
4/21/20201 hour, 6 minutes, 47 seconds
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Episode 20 - Crispy Kid Gangs

If you thought last week's cabin feev was loopy, you aint seen SHIT! We'll get through this. This week, chatting some silly billy nonsense, secret-eating, pintman purism, what your crisp flavour says about you and a review of Avatar.
4/14/20201 hour, 11 minutes, 22 seconds
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Episode 19 - I Got The Cab-Feev, Guys

Daddy's just having a little strop, go back to bed.In this pod, not gonna lie, the aul cab-feev is getting the best of our boy as he shites on about birthing orders, having an affair with a chinese megabox and gives a very light dive into a deep pool on some of conspiracies that may or may not be true.
4/7/202045 minutes, 56 seconds
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Episode 18 - Who's Zoomin Who?

This week, we've got it all: Tiger King, Leaving Cert Orals, Zoom Clangers, Oceans 11 as well as another fine episode of everyone's favourite American Teen Comedy Drama loosely inspired by my life; The Fridget.
3/31/20201 hour, 4 minutes, 25 seconds
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Episode 17 - Imagine

This week our hero struggles with being a little piggy boy at home as part of the LCKDWN LYFE and offers a warning to those bloody teens ll up in each others' grill.Also: a scathing attack at the world of celebrité, absolutely losing it Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing, the best Phil Collins gig of all time, just loads man.
3/24/20201 hour, 15 minutes, 57 seconds
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Episode 16 - Corony Cantwell

Happy St. Patricks Day! This week we are Jim Larkin 2: Carona (The Lock-IN). We are talkin Covid-19, Disney, misinformation as well as the debut of my brand new teen comedy-drama The Fridget.Enjoy and stay safe!
3/17/20201 hour, 5 minutes, 18 seconds
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Episode 15 - Driving

Our hero recovers from his driving test, gives his two cents on Ireland's Eurovision entry and panders to two extremes; with a Star Wars Novelisation breakdown and Love Is Blind Reunion recap.
3/10/20201 hour, 10 minutes, 50 seconds
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Episode 14 - Love Is Blind

This week our boy(me) decides to recap the entire series of Love Is Blind episode by episode, too big a task? Absolutely and I realised that an hour in. As well as that we take your vote to see who was right in an argument between me and my wife in an airport. Should you always stand by your man?
3/3/20201 hour, 14 minutes, 28 seconds
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Episode 13 - Unlucky 13

Another RAW episode of the podcast where our hero takes some questions via the Instagram and introduces a soon-to-be-favourite segment of the show 'Tony's Namedrop Corner'.
2/25/202051 minutes, 29 seconds
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Episode 12 - Late Late Show

This week, after taking some suggestions from Twitter, our hero sat through two hours of the Late Late Show Valentines Special.200 horny singles, 1 greenroom full of free wine and 0 rehearsed answers on LIVE TV! What could go wrong?!Also I do some class impressions at the start...I mean...Tony does.
2/18/20201 hour, 14 minutes, 46 seconds
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Episode 11 - Valentines

Tony's oversharing reaches nuclear levels but also manages to cover the 2020 Election and the Oscars. Quite impressive really.
2/11/202046 minutes, 48 seconds
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Episode 10 - The Glitterati

Tony's fresh from the GOSSie awards with the rest of his SHOWBIZ PEERS.Hear how our hero burned his bridges before even arriving and listen to two winning scenarios that could have played out at the end.
2/4/202038 minutes, 39 seconds
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Episode 9 - Even Dumberrr

Tony fresh from a trip to Spain has evidence that being dumber works!Also a chat about bullies, boats and Bowers (Dane).
1/28/202049 minutes, 50 seconds
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Episode 8 - Shit Jobs

Episode 8 - Shit Jobs by Tony Cantwell's Hit Show
1/21/202052 minutes, 25 seconds
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Episode 7 - Playing Dumb

We're in the midst of dry January and it isn't going well. Tony's livid about the price of nonalcoholic beers and has decided the only way to get ahead in 2020 is to act really DUMB.Also some call-centre insider tips and batshit conspiracy theories about the Royals.
1/14/202046 minutes, 14 seconds
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Episode 6 - Goal Setting

Episode 6 - Goal Setting by Tony Cantwell's Hit Show
1/7/202052 minutes, 22 seconds
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Episode 5 - New You

In this episode, our hero helps YOU the listener, be the best YOU, ye can be in 2020 with a few gym tips, a private personal trainer session, some guided meditation and an earnest chat about depression.
12/31/201954 minutes, 36 seconds
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Episode 4 - Cat Wars

I come to terms with Tom Hooper's CATS, realise maybe there is too much of a good thing and chat the origins of the CCF 🐈.I also weep into the microphone for half an hour about some Star Wars bollocks. Spoilers after 35 mins.Also featuring my Christmas single 'The Little Elf'And Merry Christmas!
12/24/20191 hour, 16 minutes, 16 seconds
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Episode 3 - Assplay

In this episode, our hero apologises for inconsistencies only 3 weeks into the podcast game. Does he have a hope of unsheathing the 2 Johnnies from their podcast perch? Not if he keeps backing himself into comedy cul-de-sacs and talking about putting stuff up his arse when nobody asked.
12/18/201932 minutes, 23 seconds
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Episode 2 - Christmas Flicks

Tony recaps the week, whilst also absolutely ROASTING everything from motorcyclists to the 1982 classic The Snowman.
12/10/201955 minutes, 18 seconds
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Episode 1 - The Toy Show

Tony recaps the Toy Show, giving each child a star rating out of 5 as well as recounts embarrassing memories from school in this, the first official episode of Tony Cantwell's Shitshow.
12/2/201948 minutes, 45 seconds
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My opinion on the new Star Wars trailer

Some of my thoughts on the new Star Wars trailer
4/16/201923 minutes, 55 seconds