The Angry Lib is appalled once again. He's on a one-man, time-traveling mission to save a gerbil from Richard Gere's (alleged) asshole. Keith Harrington and Lynus Vanderbilt IV also call in with an alternate perspective. Inevitably, things go exactly as expected. Song Credit: "Soarin'" by Bazzi

Tommy has been a little bit stressed lately and decides to pay a visit to Dr. Kockenstein's "Therapy Hour" where things go swimmingly, as per usual.   Song Credit: "I Just Want to be Your Everything" by Andy Gibb

Moon Doggy travels back to 1947 to "investigate" the supposed Roswell, New Mexico UFO incident. Reginald calls in to explain his own theory about the crash and Professor Kockenstein tries to talk some sense into Moon Doggy. Needless to say, everything goes super smooth, as per usual.   Song Credit: "Peaches" by Justin Bieber 

2020 was a total shit show, but that's nothing new here on TTR. We are off for the holidays but we will be back in 2021 with brand new and hilarious audio content for your listening pleasure. In the meantime, enjoy the best moments of 2020! Thank you for listening and have a happy/safe holiday! Cheers!

Pastor Ken goes back to the day Jesus was crucified to try to intervene and President Donald Trump calls in to update us on what's going on with the 2020 presidential election. Everything goes super smoothly, as per usual.   Song Credit: "Drink Too Much" by G Flip

The gang is back! Re-branded, and with a newly-renovated studio. Also, they now have access to a time machine. Long story...they'll explain later. Either way, Dr. Kuntz is on a mission to kidnap John Lennon and Reginald is determined to prevent the Titanic from sinking. Everything goes perfectly as planned, as per usual.   Song Credit: "Woman" by John Lennon

Dr. Kuntz and Kieth have been going at it on Twitter about Dr. Kuntz' latest invention that puts a lot of people in the service industry out of a job. Is it wrong? Is it right? You decide. Song Credit: "Wonderful World" by Sam Cooke

Moon Doggy, Angry Lib, Gary Goldstein, and East Coast Eddy call in to the show to update the listeners on what they've been up to during the George Floyd riots. Song Credit: "Crazy" by Aerosmith

Due to his church not being able to congregate, Pastor Ken has started a babysitting/homeschooling service to make ends meet. Go to come4jesus.com to book an appointment. Also, Reginald Washington III calls in to defend his new side gig as an erotic dancer. Angel, from California, phones in as well to give his opinion on whether or not it's homosexual for a straight man to give another man a lap dance.   Song Credit: "Daydreamer" by Young the Giant

President Donald Trump calls in to explain his plan for re-opening bars/restaurants and reveals the new, official (and super racist) name for Covid 19. Greasy Tony and Professor Kockenstein also phone in to give their thoughts. Song Credit: "Great Indoors" by John Mayer

Kieth Harrington, from Houston, calls in to explain why his lawsuit against a local Tex-Mex restaurant was thrown out. Sol Rosenberg and Portia Perkins weigh in with their thoughts.   Song Credit: "Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC

A very special 'Best of' episode for 2019. It was a great year with a lot of laughs, a ton of growth, and even more memorable moments. We apologize for it being so long but there was too much good stuff that we didn't want to leave out. Thank you so much for your listener-ship and enjoy the very best calls of 2019!   Song Credit: "Somewhere Only We Know" by Keane

Gary Goldstein's date with Sheila the Tinder Queen came to an abrupt and embarrassing ending. Frequent callers Steve, Aaron Neville, and Lynus Vanderbilt IV call in to give their thoughts on the way Gary handled this difficult situation. How would you handle it?   Song Credit: "Mine" by Bazzi

Moon Doggy takes time during his "massage" to call in and explain the ongoing investigation involving him, a fellow yogi, and illegal use of a 4k camera. He claims his actions are justified but Tommy, Wayne, Tyrone,  and Eddy are not so convinced. And another thing; how do you make a banana cry?   Song Credit: "It's My Life" by No Doubt

Was MLK Jr. a serial adulterer? Are the rumors true that he was present during a sexual assault? Dr. Kuntz seems to think so. Reginald, from Cleveland, doesn't believe that it matters. Regardless, Tommy and the gang get to the bottom of it. Or do they?   Song Credit: "My Girl" by The Temptations

Tranecia the Tranny is suing the Dallas Renegades' cheer leading coaches for sexual discrimination. She calls in to explain what happened during her tryout routine while Mitzy Donowitz, Eddy, and Christopher Walken offer their friendly advice.   Song Credit: "Every Time I Die" by Children of Bodom

Reginald Washington III calls in to discuss a recent encounter with a neighborhood dog that resulted in him having a bruised buttocks and an even more bruised ego. Gary Goldstein and Muhammad the Terrorist also call in to talk some sense into him. Of course, as usual, nothing goes as planned. Song Credit: "Proof" by Paramore

Kieth is going thru some hard times so him and his wife attempt to make a pornographic film. However, they are having trouble getting a return of investment. He calls in to promote the film and tell us a little about his process. He also tries to squash all the beef that stems from a screenshot he shared on Twitter that caused everyone a ton of grief.   Song Credit: "Bang the Doldrums" by Fall Out Boy

Alvin "The Angry Rapper" Chipmunk is taking the Endless Ranters podcast to small claims court. The show's agent/manager and co-host call in to state their case. On the second half of the show, Kieth from Houston, Jerry from Indiana, and Portia "The Lovable Junkie" Perkins call in to give their thoughts on the controversial new dating app called U-GEN.   Song Credit: "Grease" by Frankie Valli

Attorney Harvey Weinberg calls in to explain the details surrounding the lawsuit between Antonio Brown, and the plaintiff, Dr. Victor Prisk, over an incident involving a rude act committed by Mr. Brown in Dr. Prisk's office. Moon Doggy and Gary Goldstein also call in to discuss the failed "attempt" at storming Area 51. Song Credit: "Signals Over the Air" by Thursday

Pastor Ken calls in to explain why being a member of the 'Mile High Club' is punishable by an eternity in hell. East Coast Eddy phones in to tell his tales of passion whilst on a commercial airliner. Kieth, from Houston, also calls the show to debate Ken's take on anal penetration.   Song Credit: "Wet the Bed" by Chris Brown

Lynus Vanderbilt IV calls in to explain his relationship with the late Jeff Epstein, whom he claims is alive and well. Chester, Christopher Walken, and Jane also call in to give their two cents. And, by the way, what's your net worth?   Song Credit: "You're the First, the Last, My Everything" by Barry White

Long-awaited guest, God, calls in to catch up with the crew and fill everyone in on what he's been up to lately. Listener favorite, Dr. Kuntz, also calls in to give the lord and savior a piece of his mind. And no, Dylan is not the issue.   Song Credit: "Hard Liquor" by The Game

On this episode of TTR, the clan fields calls from people who have had some sort of paranormal experience. Tranecia tells a story about how "Dylan" made some inappropriate remarks to her while she was shopping for jewelry. Rob, from San Francisco, calls in with ghost stories from his workplace and Sol Rosenberg calls in, but nobody really knows why.   Song Credit: "Be My Baby" by The Ronettes 

President Trump calls in to discuss the rumored storming of the Area 51 compound and to debunk any myths of extra-terrestrial activity taking place there. Several frequent callers weigh in, including the ever-so-popular Moon Doggy. Song Credit: "Kush" by Dr. Dre

Flashback to Episode #11, exactly one year ago: Greasy Tony, owner of Greasy Tony's Pizza in Manhattan, calls in to the show to give his take on an incident that took place between The Angry Lib and the owner of an Austin pizza joint who refused to serve a woman because of her 2 vicious service dogs.   Song Credit: "Solo Por Un Beso" by Aventura

Flashback to Episode #10, exactly one year ago: Rosie O'Donnell calls in to explain that she is suing the earth, simply for existing. She also goes on to explain that she is also suing the moon for lingering in restricted airspace and how she spends most of her days composing sternly worded negative Yelp reviews. Christopher Walken also weighs in on the discussion.   Song credit: "Advice" by Kehlani

Flashback to Episode #8, exactly one year ago: Stoner secret agent "Moon Doggy" calls in to explain the truth behind some modern conspiracy theories, unsuccessfully. Also, a woman named Sheila calls in to tell us why she is suing Tinder for sabotaging her dating life, along with a surprise call-in from one of her previous love interests.   Song credit: "Lovefool" by The Cardigans

Is your name Nikki, Ashley, or Brittany? Have you had any cosmetic work done? Do you smoke cigarettes? If the answer to any of these questions is yes; you're a whore, according to Dr. Kuntz's controversial new study. Sol Rosenberg and Sheila, the Tinder slut, call in to give their take on this topic. Song Credit: "Runaround Sue" by Dion

Reginald Washington III calls in to express his beliefs on why the earth is flat. Jane, from Chicago, and Greasy Tony call in to dispute his claims. As per usual, nothing really gets resolved...but what's new? Song Credit: "Lay You Down" by Usher

Kieth, from Houston, is suing a local Tex-Mex restaurant for giving him a jalapeno pepper that sent him to the ER and caused him to endure "severe" emotional distress, and subsequently, miss work due to social humiliation. Steve, from San Antonio, and Rob, from San Francisco call in to be the voices of reason. Song Credit: "Julien" by Carly Rae Jepsen

Dr. Kuntz calls in to tell us about a robot he invented that takes the place of bartenders and waiters. Moon Doggy also phones in to give his take on the matter and also tell us why Mother's Day is a Nazi conspiracy. Song Credit: "Crickets" by Drop City Yacht Club

President Trump calls in to explain how/why he is deporting waiters, servers, and bartenders. Andrew calls in to explain why he doesn't like the taste of robot penis and Gary Goldstein/Angry Lib also phone in to give their two cents. Song Credit: "Darkest Nights" by As I Lay Dying

New caller to the show, Dr. Kockenstein, phones in to explain his controversial and most recent research results suggesting that the male gender is far more superior to the female gender. Tyler and Sol Rosenberg also call in to debate the results of his study. Song Credit: "I've Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None On My Fingers" by Fall Out Boy

Akbar the Terrorist calls in to do a few musical numbers and Reginald also phones in to express his disappointment in Akbar's track selection. Roger Filmacher calls in to explain how/why he is selling pre-orders for the "Cash Me Outside" girl's first adult film when she turns 18 in a couple years.   Song Credit: "Fake Happy" by Paramore

Tranecia Jones, friend of the show and undefeated transsexual MMA fighter, calls in to talk about the ethical nature of being a transitioning male-to-female MMA competitor. East Coast Eddy, alleged MMA practitioner, also calls in to express his push-back against male-to-female transsexuals competing in combat sports.   Song Credit: "You Rock My World" by Michael Jackson

On this episode of TTR, Gary Goldstein calls in to defend R. Kelly who currently has a lot of pending legal troubles. Also, the newest addition to the TTR staff, Sol Rosenberg, calls in to give the guys the details of the case. We also hear from God, Michael Jackson, and Bill Cosby. All of which whom have "questionable" histories, to say the least. But who are we to judge?! Song Credit: "Feelin' Single" by R. Kelly

Steve Owens, host of the Fascination Street podcast and owner of Squeaky Clean Window Washing in San Antonio, calls into the show to tell us about the origins of his podcast, his take on breakfast tacos, and the benefits of the NSNG diet. Reginald, Moon Doggy, and Satan also call into the show to give their usual two cents.   Fascination Street website: https://fascinationstreetpod.com/   Squeaky Clean Window Washing: http://squeakycleansa.com/   Song Credit: "Bitter End" by Young and Sick

Actor/singer/controversial figure, Jussie Smollett, calls in to give an exclusive interview after his release from police custody. He details the events leading up to the police investigation as well as the subsequent fallout/backlash. Lynus Vanderbilt III, Greasy Tony, Anxious Andy, and John Travolta also phone in to give their two cents. Song Credit: "Wake Up the Voiceless" by Story of the Year

This episode, Tommy calls in to fight back against the extortionist tyrant known as Yelp. He questions their bully-like tactics, suspicious reviewing methods, and overall shady business model. Listen to them flounder like a fish when asked the questions that they don't want to answer. They have bullied small business owners for far too long with no form of recourse and it's time that somebody finally fights back. Song Credit: "7 Days" by Craig David

Dr. Kuntz is at it again. This time he's invented a smartphone app that he claims will "clean up the gene pool" and take our species to the next level. Rob calls in as the usual voice of reason and Lynus Vanderbilt IV joins the discussion as well. Song Credit: "Angel" by The Game

In light of Ben Affleck losing his role as Batman, Satan calls in from hell to audition to be Affleck's replacement. Chester and Reginald also phone in to read for the part. The Angry Lib calls in to explain how the role of Batman should be given to a gender-fluid, handicapped person of color to as to be progressive and therefore inclusive to all minorities.   Song Credit: "I'm Not Strong Enough" by Blackhawk

On this episode, one of our loyal sponsors, Gorburger, calls in to promote his new cover album "Gorburger Sings the Hits" and gives us a little taste of the vocal ability we can expect to hear on his new record. Also, Kieth from Houston calls in to explain his current lawsuit against God for burdening him with a small thin penis.   Song Credit: "One Year of Love" by Queen "Make Love" by Chris Brown (feat. Tyga)

Ghetto rapper Alvin and Angel, from Modesto, have been going back-and-forth on Twitter. Evidently, Alvin knowingly disrespected rival gang, The Crips, and Angel is not having it. Song Credit: "Amor Prohibido" by Selena

On this special episode of "The Paranormal Hour" we delve into 2 separate cases of potential supernatural bedroom activity. Frequent caller Chris, from Dallas, phones in to tell us about a comforter that might have a mind of it's own. Rob, from San Francisco, also calls in to tell us a chilling tale involving a dark, mysterious figure that haunts him in the middle of the night. Dr. Kuntz believes, as usual, that he has these cases all figured out.   Song Credit: "Cold Wind Blows" by Eminem

Kevin Spacey's lawyer, Alan Jackson, (not to be mistaken with award-winning country music artist) calls in to explain why they will be counter-suing the plaintiff of Spacey's current sexual harassment case for not performing oral sex on Mr. Spacey. Christopher Walken calls in to give his two cents as well as new friend of the show, Lynus Vanderbilt IV, and popular R&B singer, Aaron Neville.   Song Credit: "Kingdom Come" by Passion Pit

During our transition to a new podcast feed host we decided to air a "Best of 2018" compilation to confirm that the transition is as smooth as possible and that we can continue to deliver the highest quality content throughout 2019, and beyond, with zero interruptions. Enjoy! Song Credit: "Do Me, Baby" by Prince

Akbar The Terrorist calls in to promote his clothing line, "Eat. Pray. Jihad.", and inform us that he has also decided to pursue a musical career. God also calls is to update the listeners on his dating life since discovering the dating app "Tinder" and seeks mobile medical attention for a newly-contracted STI, since he is too embarrassed to visit a clinic. Song Credit: "Hearts On Fire" by John Cafferty

Today we do another Paranormal Hour with Dr. Kuntz. Pastor Ken tells us about his first direct communication with the lord, Jackie calls in to tell us about a strange occurrence involving broken punch bowls, and Anxious Andy explains being dry anal-raped by a mysterious entity to the theme of the popular 80's sitcom, Three's Company. Song Credit: "While We're Young" by Jhene Aiko

President Trump calls in to explain how he plans to deport vegans and feminists, but the conversation evolves into so much more. Chris and Krystal also call in to give their two cents. Song Credit: "Because of You" by Ne-Yo

Reginald, from Cleveland, calls in to tell us about his billion-dollar lawsuit against Doordash for stealing his idea. He claims he thought of it in the late 1990's whilst watching his favorite television show even though he has zero evidence to support his claim. East Coast Eddy and Chris, from Dallas, call in to try to talk some sense into him. Song Credit: "Testify" by Rage Against the Machine

Alvin, the rapper chipmunk, calls in to hash it out with Chester (AKA Clifford Alan Addington III) as a result of Chester accusing Alvin of possessing no musical talent. Also, we finally get to hear Alvin rap, and he lives up to the hype. Song Credit: "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon "Nuthin' But a G Thang" by Dr. Dre

Veteran snuff-porn actress, Sigourney Wiener, calls in to lay to rest any rumors of her fleeing the country with friend of the show, adult film-director Roger Filmacher. After all, they have a reputation to upkeep. Sean Connery takes a liking, to say the least. Song Credit: "Who Loves You" by Frankie Valli

Reginald Washington III, a new caller from Ohio, is upset about a caller from last week whom he feels is taking advantage of the legal system and the taxpayer's dollars. Gary Goldstein and another new caller, Lynus Vanderbilt IV, also call in to give their two cents. Song Credit: "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow" by The Shirelles

Anxious Andy, long-time friend of the show, calls in to explain his lawsuit against a 3rd grader who disrespected him whilst walking past an elementary school playground. Kieth, from Houston, phones in to comfort him and offer suggestions to dealing with his grief. Or so we thought... Song Credit: "Sending Postcards from a Plane Crash" by Fall Out Boy

Moon Doggy calls in with alleged information on the missing Malaysian flight MH370 that vanished without a trace in 2014. Dr. Kuntz, as usual, isn't buying it. Eric, the disconnected caller from last week, calls back to finish his discussion about the importance of voting. Song Credit: "Danger" by Jordan Bratton

It's the day after mid-term elections and East Coast Eddy calls in to express his suspicion that voting has no effect on the outcome. Eric, a friend of Tommy's, calls in to disagree, as does The Angry Lib. Who do you agree with?   Song Credit: "I Just Want to be Your Everything" by Andy Gibb

Hollywood A-Lister, Sean Connery, calls in to promote his New York Times bestselling book. Donald Trump also calls in to take notes on proper form for back-handing your significant other across the face.   Song Credit: "Is This Love" by Whitesnake

Pastor David E. Taylor (aka The Apostle) and Dr. Kuntz claim to have found differing, yet simple and effective, cures for erectile dysfunction. Akbar the Terrorist and Moon Doggy also call in for the 17th anniversary of 9/11 to discuss Rosie O'Donnell's involvement in the collapsing of the World Trade Center.   Song Credit: "Straight Tequila Night" by John Anderson

Is Dylan a pizza dough-tossing apparition? Is Dylan just a regular guy? Is he a ruthless Pimp/Heroine dealer without a goddamn future? Or is he just a guy who happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time? You decide. Song Credit: "Glory of Love" by Peter Cetera

God returns to the show to follow-up on his last call where he had to bail abruptly, while Dr. Kuntz is forced to call in sick. East Coast Eddy, another fan favorite, happily fills in for Dr. Kuntz, and boy does Eddy have questions...   Song Credit: "2's my favorite 1" by Coheed and Cambria

Long-awaited guest, God, calls in to catch up with the crew and fill everyone in on what he's been up to lately. Listener favorite, Dr. Kuntz, also calls in to give the lord and savior a piece of his mind. And no, Dylan is not the issue.   Song Credit: "Hard Liquor" by The Game

Writer/Director/Producer/Character Actor (kind of), Roger Filmacher, calls in to promote his new and controversial pornographic film entitled "Kindergarten Cock." Pastor Ken calls in to talk some sense into him but ultimately ends up taking a wildly different approach. Song Credit: "If You Leave" by OMD

Gary Goldstein, owner of Gary's Gold, calls in to defend his store's latest clearance sale. House transsexual and friend of the show, Tranecia, decides to call in and give her two cents. Gary also wanted us to mention it again in the summary that the gold his store sells is NOT stolen.   Song Credit: "Weekend" by Neon Trees

Newly married Akbar the Terrorist calls in to promote his clothing company that weaves their t-shirts using the hair of women and children. East Coast Eddy calls in to critique his marketing techniques and make some suggestions.   Song Credit: "Ain't No Fun" by Snoop Dogg

Tommy's supposed "clone" calls in to explain their current situation, while outspoken conspiracy theorist and frequent caller, Moon Doggy, believes that they might be in danger of disclosing/exposing "Top Secret" information. Could Moon Doggy finally be right this time? Song Credit: "Neon Moon" by Brooks & Dunn

Alvin, formerly of Alvin and the Chipmunks, calls in to expose John Travolta for being a reptilian alien. Travolta calls in to disagree (kind of), causing a freestyle rap battle to break out. Song Credit: "Stayin' Alive" by The Bee Gees "Thicker Than Water (Instrumental)" by 50 Cent

Tommy's former girlfriend, Siri, calls in to the show under the false pretense of trying to make amends with Tommy, and flips the script when she reveals an ulterior motive. Dr. Kuntz sits in as the house mediator and makes moves of his own. And by the way...who the fuck is Dylan?   Song Credit: "Heartbreaker" by Dionne Warwick

Greasy Tony, owner of Greasy Tony's Pizza in Manhattan, calls in to the show to give his take on an incident that took place between The Angry Lib and the owner of an Austin pizza joint who refused to serve a woman because of her 2 vicious service dogs.   Song Credit: "Solo por un beso" by Aventura

Rosie O'Donnell calls in to explain that she is suing the earth, simply for existing. She also goes on to explain that she is also suing the moon for lingering in restricted airspace and how she spends most of her days composing sternly worded negative Yelp reviews. Christopher Walken also weighs in on the discussion.   Song credit: "Advice" by Kehlani

Long time friend of the show, Chester, believes that modern pornographic technology is destroying the younger generations while Roger Filmacher (director of Abbey Load, Cum Together, and I Wanna Hold Your Ham) vehemently disagrees.   Song credit: "Can't C Me" by 2pac

Stoner secret agent "Moon Doggy" calls in to explain the truth behind some modern conspiracy theories, unsuccessfully. Also, a woman named Sheila calls in to tell us why she is suing Tinder for sabotaging her dating life, along with a surprise call-in from one of her previous love interests.   Song credit: "Lovefool" by The Cardigans

Join the gang for "Paranormal Hour" where they take calls from people who claim to have had some sort of supernatural experience. Dr. Kuntz isn't exactly buying it from Kieth, who claims his wife is a werewolf. East Coast Eddy also shares a story about an alien abduction.   Song credit: "Vegetable Car" by Joshua Radin

Pastor Ken calls in to promote his new book "Jesus Comes First" and Satan calls in to set the record straight about God's secret lifestyle. Christopher Walken also joins in on the discussion.   Song credit: "Dancing Queen" by Abba

Alvin, formerly of Alvin & the Chipmunks, is all grown up and has re-branded himself as a ghetto rapper. Donald Trump calls in to express his disinterest in Mr. Chipmunk's new music and argues that he has more street credentials.   Song credit: "Why Do Fools Fall in Love" by Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers

Pilot episodes 1, 2, and 3 from 2017 featuring regular callers Pastor Ken, Angry Lib, and East Coast Eddy. Episode 1, Pastor Ken calls in to discuss the latest controversy involving Kathy Griffin and Donald Trump. Episode 2, Eddy calls in to weigh in on the United Airlines that left a passenger injured. Episode 3, Angry Lib calls in to remind everyone that Chuck Berry wasn't the greatest guy. Song credits: "The Truth" by In Flames "Honey" by Mariah Carey "Hopelessly Devoted" by Olivia Newton-John

Writer/Director/Producer/(Character Actor, kind of), Roger Filmacher, calls in to discuss his newest film "La Bamba 2" and his history in the pornographic industry. Pastor Ken has issues with his newest film and Eddy has issues with him having issues with this film. The crew and the callers try to get to the bottom of whether or not it's wrong to make a fictional sequel to a non-fictional movie. What do you think?   Song credit: "Bedrock" by Young Money

Dr. Kuntz calls in to discuss and explain his so-called "cure" for gender dysphoria. Friends of the show Tranecia, Eddy, and The Angry Lib also call in to weigh in on the topic.   Song credit: "Rock'n Roll Train" by AC/DC