The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden. These four visionaries were sent back from the future to fill the gaping void of white podcasters in LA. So sit back, relax, and please for the love of god shut up you are being so loud right now.
Ep. 133 - Our $1,000,000 Idea...
This week, the boys talk about the yard basketball league, Slime will be fighting someone, and how Nick finally has a good $1,000,000 idea...
1/31/2024 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 20 seconds
Ep. 132 - The Hank Green Episode
This week, the boys are joined by Hank Green! The boys discuss Hank's work on YouTube, Hank's spontaneous stand-up special, and the most terrifying scientific mysteries.
1/24/2024 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 5 seconds
BEST OF THE YARD (2023)
Feast upon this. It is good for you.
Thanks for listening!
1/21/2024 • 2 hours, 14 minutes, 15 seconds
Ep. 131 - We Played Against a Pro Gamer (ft. Tarik)
This week, the boys are joined by Tarik! The boys discuss playing in the Ludwig & Tarik invitational, Tariks boston major win, and how the boys first met Tarik at Beyond The Summit..
1/17/2024 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 44 seconds
Ep. 130 - Ludwig is getting too powerful.
This week, the boys talk about Ludwig completing a marathon, the upcoming showmatch, and how it was like growing up on MySpace..
1/11/2024 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 32 seconds
Ep. 129 - Aiden is Back!
This week, the boys talk about the OfflineTV new year party, a new idea called the podcast draft, and how Ludwig was the asshole...
1/3/2024 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 5 seconds
Ep. 128 - Ludwig’s dad leaks his past… (ft. Ludwig’s Dad)
This week, the boys are joined by Santa! (Ludwig's dad) The boys discuss Ludwig & Peter's history, filing a restraining order on Slime, and how Peter nearly partied with Obama...
12/27/2023 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 47 seconds
Ep. 127 - Aiden Leaves The Podcast
This week, the boys talk about Ludwig's speech he did high, Nick sniped Slime's matches, and how Aiden will be kicked off the yard forever...
12/20/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 41 seconds
Ep. 126 - Ludwig's Dodgeball Event Was Rigged
This week, the boys talk about the aftermath of Ludwig's dodgeball event, Ludwig is going to lose $20,000, and how Nick had his dumbest moment...
12/13/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 48 seconds
Ep. 125 - We Had a Fight...
This week, the boys talk about what would happen if they recorded a terrible episode, which pro-games match to professional sports, and how Ludwig and Slime had an argument over Valorant LIVE...
12/6/2023 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 6 seconds
Ep. 124 - We Confronted Him... (ft. Hasan)
This week, the boys are joined by Hasan! The boys discuss biggest flaws, reaction content, and how Fear& copied The Yard...
11/29/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 14 seconds
Ep. 123 - The Yingling Episode.
This week, the boys are joined by Nick Yingling! The boys discuss a new patreon goal, how the boys are doing in the $150,000 COD tournament, and how aiden went on a long acid trip with his cosmonaut friends...
11/22/2023 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 9 seconds
Ep. 122 - Playing in a $150,000 Tournament
This week, the boys talk about participating in a $150,000 COD tournament, Ludwig lost a crucial Melee match at DougDoug's event, and how Ludwig haunted Aiden in his dreams...
11/15/2023 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 2 seconds
Ep. 121 - The QTCinderella Episode.
This week, the boys are joined by QTCinderella! They discuss why QT hasn't been on, an update to the taylor swift drama, and how Aiden has to confess about something...
11/8/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 48 seconds
Ep. 120 - Halloween Spooktacular!
This week, things get a little Spooky! The boys talk about the stories behind their costumes, the result of the MxS & sentinels showmatch, and how the business shark is handing out loans...
11/1/2023 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 45 seconds
Ep. 119 - We went to Twitchcon!
This week, the boys talk about going to Las Vegas for Twitchcon, attending The Big House 11, and how Aiden met a 23-year-old dad on valorant who had some advice...
10/25/2023 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 11 seconds
Ep. 118 - Ludwig's $10,000 challenge for Aiden
This week, the boys talk about Ludwig's time on the Japan RV trip, The Yard being brought up at World's, and how Ludwig would pay Aiden $10,000 to watch all of One Piece...
10/18/2023 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 9 seconds
Ep. 117 - We Forced An Actor to Role Play (ft. Zac Oyama)
This week, the boys are joined by Zac Oyama! The boys discuss Dungeons & Dragons, Zac's work at College Humour & Dimension 20, and how the boys have been working on a project...
10/11/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 36 seconds
Ep. 116 - Does Hypnosis Actually Work?
This week, the boys talk about QTCinderella's Gala for Good, the 30 questions which made squeex and ludwig closer, and how we got hypnotised...
10/4/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 47 seconds
Ep. 115 - Aiden's Most Embarrassing Moment Ever...
This week, the boys talk about protesting in the airport, Nick sitting next to an actor on the plane, and how Aiden had an accident...
9/27/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 36 seconds
Ep. 114 - The First Thing Ever Invented
This week, the boys talk about meeting aidens parents, whether fire or clothes came first, and how Nick is out of touch...
9/20/2023 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 25 seconds
Ep. 113 - Ludwig Made Us Go To France
This week, the boys flew to France! The boys talk about french people hating slime, ludwig threatening slime, and how we will take back what is ours...
9/13/2023 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 20 seconds
Ep. 112 - We hosted a tournament with the biggest Pro Gamers
This week, the boys talk about new ideas for Ludwig's video, hosting the world's greatest gamer tournament, and how a hacker tried to take down the event...
9/6/2023 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 8 seconds
Ep. 111 - We were nominated for an Award...
This week, the boys talk about being nominated for a streamy award, becoming monks for the pod, and how we could improve the podcast...
8/30/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 13 seconds
Ep. 110 - Aiden gets recognised in Valorant
This week, the boys talk about Aiden raging in-game with a fan, road rage stories, and how Ludwig lost a bet...
8/23/2023 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 33 seconds
Ep. 109 - Slime Was Robbed...
This week, the boys talk about Ludwig being bullied by Aiden, the origin of Ludwig's brown star logo, and how Slime was robbed...
8/16/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 19 seconds
Ep. 108 - We produced a film in 48 hours.
This week, the boys talk about goon caves, Leffen winning at evo, and how they produced a film in 48 hours...
8/9/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 21 seconds
Ep. 107 - We Ranked Every Streamer
This week, Ludwig and Slime have been taken to COVID Island... so Aiden, Nick and Stanz try to find people to replace them!
8/2/2023 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 53 seconds
Ep. 106 - Our studio got raided. (ft. Squeex)
This week, the boys are joined by Squeex! The boys discuss how Squeex first blew up, how he reached pro-level in CSGO, and how was fired over Zoom...
7/26/2023 • 1 hour, 31 minutes
Ep. 105 - We stayed at the WORST REVIEWED RESORT in the World
This week, the boys are live from Fête 3 in the UK! The boys talk about Miles being followed by sheep at 2am, the mysterious resort of Pontins, and how Antonio's pizza is the best food around...
7/19/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 34 seconds
Ep. 104 - Joshman is Back!
This week, the boys talk about the new podcast Weed About It, the behind-the-scenes of the smash tournament, and how Australians aren't scared of anything...
7/12/2023 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 49 seconds
Ep. 103 - WE GAVE SLIME HAIR!
This week, slime gets his toupee! the boys talk about Slime's new hair, Ludwig selling his Vespa and Mr. Beasts recent controversy...
7/5/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 48 seconds
Ep. 102 - We made a sex toy...
This week, the boys talk about Vidcon, setting the record straight about the last episode, and how frats help Greece's economy...
7/1/2023 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 28 seconds
Ep. 101 - Ludwig Is A Hater Now.
This week, the boys talk about the wine about it collab, slime's new idea called Dang Bros, and who is the most famous person ever...
6/21/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 1 second
The Yard 100th Episode Special! (ft. Diya)
We have reached 100 episodes of the yard! This week, we are joined by Diya! The boys talk about his stand-up comedy, how the boys met him, and about the upcoming premiere of Diya's special.
6/14/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 33 seconds
Ep. 99 - We Forced Slime To Go 30-Days Without Banning.
This week, the boys talk about who survives the longest on survivor, solving the office poop mystery, and how Slime has reformed during no ban June...
6/7/2023 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 6 seconds
Ep. 98 - The Dumbest Internet Beef of All Time
This week, the boys talk about the current drama in Faze, 2 truths and 1 lie about the new fast & furious film, and how Ludwig raised $100,000+ for charity...
5/31/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 35 seconds
Ep. 97 - We Let Our Fans Choose Slime’s New Toupee
This week, the boys talk about Aiden's awkward interaction at the barber, where Kosovo is located, and how Slime's toupee should look...
5/24/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 3 seconds
Ep. 96 - Ludwig Spent 7 Days in Disneyland
This week, the boys talk about their first memories, what happened during Disney week, and how many years until Ludwig retires.
5/17/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 7 seconds
Ep. 95 - We Forced This Chess Master To Answer This Question... (Ft. GothamChess)
This week, the boys are joined by GothamChess! The boys discuss how it feels to be beaten by a 10-year-old in chess, GothamChess playing chess while getting an MRI, and how GothamChess got into trouble with an entire country...
5/10/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 54 seconds
Ep. 94 - Slime Discovers Why He Loves Animals
This week, the boys talk about the fights in The Yard, slime's birthday, and Ludwig wanting to run a marathon...
5/3/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 34 seconds
Ep. 93 - We met Ludwig’s old friend. He exposed the truth.
This week, the boys are joined by Nut! The boys discuss how Ludwig and Nut met at ASU, how Nut started making videos with Jubilee, and how the gang would watch Nelk & Tucker together.
4/26/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 19 seconds
Ep. 92 - Slime Gets Pranked By Children
This week, the boys talk about Ludwig surviving in the forest for 24 hours, Slime getting shot while driving, and what Aiden did at Smash Camp...
4/19/2023 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 3 seconds
Ep. 91 - Giving My Friends $1000 If They Answer THIS Question...
This week, the boys talk about what's happening with the Dalai Lama, Ludwig's banana bread, and who is actually Nick's friend.
4/12/2023 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 24 seconds
Ep. 90 - The Jschlatt Episode
This week, the boys are joined by Jschlatt! The boys discuss the Enumclaw incident, the brain-eating amoeba and how Schlatt made Ludwig.
4/6/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 50 seconds
Ep. 89 - The most Optimal place to aim when you pee.
This week, the boys talk about the creator clash drama, unboxing knives in CSGO cases, and embarrassing stories from when they were younger...
3/29/2023 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 55 seconds
Ep. 88 - Pitching Ludwig our WORST video ideas...
This week, the boys talk about whether Monaco is within France, some ideas that slime has for Ludwig's videos, and how everyone is dressed as Peter Griffin...
3/22/2023 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 22 seconds
Ep. 87 - Aiden sold his car to buy a CS:GO Knife
This week, the boys talk about the streamer awards, an update on the pescatarian deal, and how much Aiden's new CS:GO knife costs...
3/15/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 3 seconds
Ep. 86 - Ludwig's Fans Found His Stolen Car in 24 Hours
This week, the boys talk about stealing Ludwig's car back from a robber, someone who has broken the pescatarian bet, and how Slime has broken his promise...
3/8/2023 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 18 seconds
Ep. 85 - We Ranked Every Guy in the World
This week, the boys make a tier list! The boys separate different guys you can find into different tiers, such as 'the crypto guy', 'the contrarian' and 'the elon fan'.
3/1/2023 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 30 seconds
Ep. 84 - We asked this rapper how much money he has... (ft. bbno$)
This week, the boys are joined by bbno$! The boys discuss how bbno$ got his name, how much tiktok affects music and how bbno$ had one day to prepare to go on Jimmy Kimmel.
2/22/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 4 seconds
Ep. 83 - We met Japan’s BIGGEST YouTubers (ft. Trash Taste)
This week, the boys are with the Trash Taste podcast in Japan! The boys talk about their time in Japan so far, what's behind the veil in the markets and how Aiden got into trouble on Twitter for talking about Japan.
2/15/2023 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 51 seconds
Ep. 82 - We spent 24 hours in Japan. It didn't go well.
This week, the boys flew to Japan! The boys talk about their trip so far, being Americans in another country, and how slime can become a salaryman in Japan.
2/8/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 23 seconds
Ep. 81 - We are going to Japan!
This week, the boys talk about going to Japan, the lakers drama, and how slime has stopped hating and has made a promise.
2/1/2023 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 49 seconds
Ep. 80 - Ludwig is Starting an Esports Team
This week, the boys talk about the mogul moves melee tournament, slime losing money at genesis, and how Ludwig is now creating a new esports team.
1/25/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 49 seconds
Ep. 79 - This is the worst gift you can get someone.
This week, the boys give each other their late Christmas presents, talk about slime getting suspended from twitter, and how everyone is becoming slime-pilled.
1/18/2023 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 15 seconds
Ep. 78 - The Craziest Show on TV
This week, the boys discuss the yard going to Japan, the upcoming Ludwig x Tarik Valorant invitational and how To Catch a Predator ended.
1/11/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 54 seconds
Ep. 77 - Aiden got kicked out of Hong Kong
This week, the boys discuss their new year's resolutions, slime & joshman's holiday in hawaii and how Aiden was kicked out of Hong Kong during Christmas.
1/4/2023 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 13 seconds
BEST OF THE YARD (2022)
While the boys see their families for the holidays, enjoy this best of compilation for the year 2022!
or don't! I don't care!
Thanks for listening!
12/28/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 23 seconds
Ep. 76 - We watched Avatar 2 on Mushrooms
This week, the boys discuss their experience watching Avatar 2, Slime joining fear& for another episode and how Mang0 nearly died after last week's episode.
12/21/2022 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 49 seconds
Ep. 75 - He challenged Hasan to a fight. (ft. Mang0)
This week, we are joined by Mang0! The boys talk about the chessboxing event, Mang0 retiring and how Aiden has had enough of influencers.
12/14/2022 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 2 seconds
We moved.
Welcome to Season 2 of The Yard! This week, the boys talk about the new season, the upcoming chess boxing event and how everyone has switched up.
12/8/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 10 seconds
Thanks for watching the podcast.
thank you to everyone for watching.
11/30/2022 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 29 seconds
Ep. 72 - Nick's Tattoo Got Infected...
This week, the boys discuss Aiden's trip to New Zealand with Atrioc, Nick's urgent visit to the ER and how Ludwig spent 50 hours inside a glass box at Dreamhack.
11/23/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes
Ep. 71 - We tried to podcast with an Australian person… (ft. Joshman)
This week, the boys are joined by Joshman! They discuss Australia, how Joshman broke his arm and how Aiden has been at war with the comments.
11/16/2022 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 9 seconds
Ep. 70 - We tried to podcast with bald people... (ft. Caleb Pitts)
This week, the boys are joined by Caleb Pitts from Pod About List! The boys talk about being bald, going on tour, and how a man ate an entire Cessna 150.
11/9/2022 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 7 seconds
Ep. 69 - THE YARD HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! (2022)
This week, things get a little Spooky! The boys talk about their costumes, Aiden's party bus adventures, and the origin of The Luddy.
11/2/2022 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 29 seconds
Ep. 68 - We broke into his house to record this... (ft. Atrioc)
This week, the boys break into Atrioc's house! The boys talk about Slime's beef with Atrioc, how Ludwig met Atrioc, and the evilest thing Atrioc has ever done.
10/26/2022 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 59 seconds
Ep. 67 - We tried to podcast with Minecrafters. It was horrible. (ft. Banter)
This week, we're joined by the Banter podcast! The boys talk about Dream's face reveal, who works the hardest out of Banter and how Sapnap slapped George.
10/19/2022 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 1 second
Ep. 66 - We went to Twitchcon. It was a disaster.
This week, the boys talk about their experience at Twitchcon, aMSa's win at Big House 10 and what it's like living with xQc.
10/12/2022 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 47 seconds
Ep. 65 - We went on a date with Anthony Padilla
This week, we are joined by Anthony Padilla! The boys talk about the origins of Smosh, Anthony's current channel direction, and how YouTube has changed since it's creation.
10/5/2022 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 8 seconds
Ep. 64 - If We Swear The Podcast Ends
This week, the gentlemen discuss the state of the channel, Ludwig going to the YouTube creator summit and an upcoming show Ludwig has with xQc.
9/28/2022 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 24 seconds
Ep. 63 - The Biggest Drama in Twitch History
This week, the boys talk about the secrets behind Valve, a twitch streamer that scammed Ludwig & Slime and how the current drama on twitch first ignited.
9/21/2022 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 10 seconds
Ep. 62 - Ludwig’s New Lover
This week, the boys talk about slime live streaming again, the passing of the queen and how Ludwig met and has fallen in love with a new friend.
9/14/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 20 seconds
Ep.61 - Mr. Beast Forced Ludwig to Travel. Again.
This week, the boys talk about the drama between 100 Thieves and The Mob, Ludwig travelling to meet MrBeast and how The Yard could possibly make a Reality TV Show.
9/7/2022 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 38 seconds
Ep. 60 - The Aftermath of Getting Swatted
This week, the boys talk about being swatted live on stream, Aiden nearly missed a flight because of a banana and how ludwig now hates stanz because of mini golf.
8/31/2022 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 23 seconds
Ep. 59 - This Pro Gamer tried to Fight on our Podcast (ft. Mang0)
This week, we are joined by Mang0! The boys talk about the smash documentary, our first time meeting Mang0 and how drunk Mang0 got in Australia.
8/24/2022 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 53 seconds
Ep. 58 - Family YouTubers are the Worst
This week, the boys talk about Aiden's trip to Paris, Ludwig copying XQC's stream, and why Tom Scott wouldn't go on Mogul Money Live.
8/18/2022 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 41 seconds
[Premium] Ep. 57 - this was never supposed to be public.
YOU ARE LISTENING TO PATREON EXCLUSIVE CONTENT. Sub to the Patreon for our entire backlog of premium content including the Advice Show, Disney Channel Original Movies, and more!
8/15/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 45 seconds
Ep. 57 - They took us out drinking. It didn't go well. (ft. Cold Ones)
This week, we are joined by Chad & Max from Cold Ones! The boys cover the origins of Cold Ones, a night out to a sketchy karaoke bar, and mang0 getting kicked out of bars.
8/10/2022 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 8 seconds
Ep. 56 - Mr. Beast was right.
This week, the boys talk about Atrioc's bachelor party, Hasbulla reaching out to Ludwig, and how Mr. Beast made Ludwig look like an idiot.
8/3/2022 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 44 seconds
Ep. 55 - The Worst Person on the Internet
This week, the boys talk about Andrew Tate and his growing popularity, Aiden's teddy fresh pyjamas and how Nick ended up in the same class as the guy he yelled at over an MW2 match.
7/27/2022 • 1 hour, 33 minutes
Ep. 54 - We flew to Australia to record this episode
This week, the boys fly 15 hours to Sydney, Australia. Topics include America vs Australia, Andrew Tate, and how Slime is the saltiest mini-golf player of all time.
7/20/2022 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 30 seconds
Ep. 53 - Ludwig sucks at League of Legends
This week, the boys talk about the Beerio Kart World Cup, Aiden peeing on the floor, and how Ludwig was bullied by Tyler1 at Mr Beast's League of Legends tournament.
7/13/2022 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 34 seconds
Ep. 52 - Karl Jacobs took over our podcast (ft. Karl Jacobs)
ONE YEAR OF THE YARD!!!!! Thank you to everyone who tunes in every week, love u mean it. This week the boys have on Karl Jacobs to talk about stan culture, beating Joe Rogan, and Ludwig's first live event Mogul Money Live.
7/6/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 23 seconds
Ep. 51 - We Stole From Our Rival Podcast (ft. CDawgVA)
This week we have on CDawgVA from the Trash Taste Podcast! The boys discuss Welsh accents, old YouTubers, and faxing your butt cheeks across America.
6/29/2022 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 13 seconds
Ep. 50 - We Broke Into MrBeast's Studio (ft. MrBeast)
This week, the boys are joined by MrBeast himself inside his mega-studio in North Carolina. Topics include sleeping where he works, leaking his upcoming projects, and Ludwig convinces MrBeast to let him upload one of his videos on his own channel.
6/22/2022 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 13 seconds
Ep. 49 - CAT.
This week, the boys talk about their trip to Canada, the Proud Boys, and the times they terrorized other children in middle school, for fun!
6/15/2022 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 2 seconds
Ep. 48 - We Wax Slime's Entire Body
For 20,000 Patreon members, Slime agrees to wax his entire body this episode. The boys talk about the Beyblade tournament, Asher Roth, and Aiden's one serious problem.
6/8/2022 • 2 hours, 34 minutes, 2 seconds
Ep. 47 - This YouTuber Flew 10,000 Miles to be on Our Podcast (ft. I did a thing)
This week we are joined by Australian YouTuber "I did a thing" while Nick's on Vacation. The boys cover Amouranth's private jet, meeting a pilot influencer, and how Australians are funnier than everyone else in the world.
6/1/2022 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 34 seconds
Ep. 46 - Nick Kickflips our 100,000 Subscriber Plaque
Our YouTube plaque is finally used for what it was made for - for Nick to injure himself doing skate tricks in front of his friends. Also this week, Ludwig falls further into the dark hole of gambling addiction, Slime's suspicions of the Riot Games cabal are confirmed, and Aiden pees on The Yard set (again).
5/25/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 18 seconds
Ep. 45 - Aiden Tries Breastmilk as an Adult
This week, the boys talk about the YouTuber boxing event, Nick defeats the best melee player in the world, and Aiden dabbles in a bit of breast milk for the fans.
5/18/2022 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 24 seconds
Ep. 44 - Ludwig's New Best Friend
Gambling is bad, kiddos. This week the boys talk about Disney Adults, Slime gets turned on, and Ludwig meets a man with magic beans at the casino.
5/11/2022 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 47 seconds
Ep. 43 - Phil Hellmuth gets caught LIVE cheating in Poker
What a hot and spicy week. This time, the boys talk about the Phil Hellmuth vs Slime fiasco, the unexpected brilliance of Dude Perfect and Slime makes a curious distinction between living, and less alive children.
5/4/2022 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 2 seconds
Ep. 42 - Ludwig Admits to Cheating in Among Us
CHEATER!!!!! This week, the boys talk Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard, EE cheats in OTK Skooled, and Ludwig admits to cheating during his rise playing Among Us.
4/27/2022 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 9 seconds
Ep. 41 - We Met the Baldest Man in California
Hey there y'all! This week, the boys return from home from Genesis, Ludwig talks about his first tournament as a famous guy, and Slime recounts being stuck at home all weekend like a poisoned bug.
4/20/2022 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 48 seconds
Ep. 40 - YouTube Demonetized All Our Videos
This week, the boys cover Black Ops 2 custom emblem boobs, Nick's skinny jeans, and YouTube (the company) conspiring against The Yard.
4/13/2022 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 48 seconds
Ep. 39 - Why the CEO of YouTube wouldn’t come on our show…
This week, Ludwig meets YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki, QT's podcast gets demonitized, and everyone's gets back on the subject of dogs somehow.
4/6/2022 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 9 seconds
Ep. 38 - Why Dr. Disrespect HATES Ludwig...
What's up, gamers. This week the boys talk about Aiden and Ludwig's ski trip, Slime gets 0 kills in a Fortnite tournament, and Dr. Disrespect says some wild things to Ludwig on Twitter.
3/30/2022 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 21 seconds
Ep. 37 - We were sent canned farts from Amouranth
This week, the boys receive a case of Amouranth's "scent jars", Nick and Aiden go to Smash Camp, and we find out who has the strongest grip strength. in the crew.
3/23/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 41 seconds
Ep 36 - Nick Gets Tattooed During the Podcast
This week, the boys recount The Streamer Awards, everyone has their own run in with Jerma, and Nick gets a Garfield tattoo during the show.
3/16/2022 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 9 seconds
Ep. 35 - Ludwig got betrayed by Hasan and Sykkuno
Smell that? It's the sweet smell of The Yard! This week Ludwig and Aiden went to a gay club, Slime makes a bold claim about Riot Games, and Nick asks a pressing question: Is Dr. Mario really a doctor?
3/9/2022 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 56 seconds
Ep. 34 - We Discovered A 15-Year Long Game of Yu-Gi-Oh!
The boys are back from London and the pod lives to see another day. Ludwig finally beats Elden Ring, Slime gaslights Aiden, and Nick meets a prophet outside a LAN Café.
3/3/2022 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 38 seconds
Ep 33 - We asked Asa Butterfield the hardest question...
This week, the lads venture to the UK to meetup with the star of Sex Education, Asa Butterfield. They discuss Asa's day-to-day life as an actor, the beans and toast meta and Asa pulls his tummy out for all to see.
2/23/2022 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 36 seconds
Ep. 32 - We got invited to an influencer rager...
This week the boys are accompanied by long time friend Miles aka DonB. They go over the insane Disney party then went to and Aiden confesses being bullied by a group of teenage influencers.
2/16/2022 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 23 seconds
Ep. 31 - We took mushrooms and tried to podcast...
Thanks for 15,000 patrons! This episode Ludwig and Aiden take magic mushrooms and do their best to podcast at a 4th grade level.
2/9/2022 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 8 seconds
Ep. 30 - We got banned from Twitter...
THE YARD MERCH GOES LIVE FEBRUARY 6th AT 1PM PST!
Speaking of merch, why don't you merch your way on through this episode there bud. This week we talk about the mushroom episode, Ludwig sinning in a bathroom stall, and a cool new artist who goes by "The Weeknd."
2/2/2022 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 37 seconds
Ep. 29 - Why Jschlatt has to come on this podcast
Hey there, fellow gamers! This week the boys recount their adventures gambling in vegas, Ludwig and Nick settle an argument, and Aiden does something racist, again.
1/26/2022 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 54 seconds
Ep. 28 - Ludwig got backstabbed by this streamer...
This week, the boys are fully recovered from Covid and ready to pod. The boys go over the Ninja/Poki beef, what Mizkif would look like bald, and Aiden takes mushrooms at a Thanksgiving dinner.
1/19/2022 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 6 seconds
Ep. 27 - Why Ludwig's Mom Hates Nick
Tally ho, Gamers. Nick returns from having the gross thing for another episode of YARD TIME. The boys exchange Christmas gifts, Nick recounts his time in his room for 12 days straight, and Ludwig gets completely owned by a pilot.
1/5/2022 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 16 seconds
Ep. 26 - How Ludwig Instantly Lost $50,000
Rest in peace, Nick. On this episode, Nick stays in his covid dungeon on Day 8 of his quarantine and he is replaced by an inflatable dinosaur. The remaining three handsome and strong Yard members discuss the new beef surfaced between Slime and Ludwig's mom, Ludwig's encounter with a rude Boston prick, and Aimen hallucinating the entire second leg of his trip.
12/29/2021 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 24 seconds
Ep. 25 - We flew 5,000 miles to interview Ludwig's mom
It's pod time everyone, hopefully this episode can give you a break from pretending to care about your relatives' lives. We flew all the way out to Ludwig's childhood home to do an episode in his freezing backyard, with his mom tagging in for a bit to answer some burning questions we've had for years. Other topics discussed: Aimen's former classmate who fucked a horse, Ludwig's polaroid mishap, and Nick eats a cookie.
12/22/2021 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 54 seconds
Ep. 24 - Amouranth tells us how much she made on OnlyFans
AMOURANTH ON THE POD! This week the boys invite Amouranth to tell all about her experiences as a content creator. We go over the logistics of having sex with birds, why Amo owns an actual gas station in real life, and where she wants to end up after everything comes to an end.
12/15/2021 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 39 seconds
Ep. 23 - Slime vs The World
It's December everybody! This week the boys come with a hot new theme song and a bag full of stories. Ludwig goes on a drug journey, Slime starts multiple beefs, and the boys discuss the validity of stage hypnotism.
12/8/2021 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 15 seconds
Ep. 22 - Ludwig's hardest decision ever...
Is this thing on? It's time to get CRAZY. In this episode, Ludwig departs from Twitch FOREVER, Aiden gets gaslit for 5 full minutes, and Slime pisses off the most dangerous posse of stans in the world.
12/1/2021 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 50 seconds
Ep. 21 - We made an insane merch item...
This week we sure as hell have an episode for your ear holes. Ludwig and Aiden find themselves at cringe con (the Arcane finale party), Slime talks about visiting Atrioc's dad, and the boys discuss esports Doug and his secrets under the caster table.
11/24/2021 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 6 seconds
Ep. 20 - Amouranth says Yes to our Idea
Hey there Yardigans, this weeks episode is filled with heaps of exciting tales. Amouranth tells us some exciting news, Ludwig shows us his testicles, and Slime drops his wildly hot take on Sykkuno.
11/17/2021 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 2 seconds
Ep. 19 - All streamers are depressed
Hey, paisanos! In this weeks episode of The Yard, the boys are up to no good once again. QT runs face first into a glass door, Ludwig recounts how every streamer has depression, and a fan of the podcast pulls off a wild public stunt.
11/10/2021 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 54 seconds
Ep. 18 - How Many Cokes Until You Die?
It's like Supersize Me, but there's no influential movie motivating its conception. This week the boys talk about bullying seasoned rock climbers, the good ol days of YikYak, and trying to get Timothy Chalamet on the pod.
11/3/2021 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 41 seconds
Ep. 17 - The Yard Halloween Special
BOO! Haha, just kidding. It's your cool uncle here bringing you another episode of The Yard. This week the boys dress up in their spookiest attire, Slime explains why he hates compliments so much and Nick finally catches heat from the group.
10/27/2021 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 58 seconds
Ep. 16 - Aiden's TERRIBLE Purchase
Nothing quite says "white podcaster in Hollywood" like proudly wearing the Fortnite x Balenciaga collab. This week the boys discuss Nick and Aiden's racist uber driver, how to unclog a toilet, and the one time Nick grimed Anthony to the highest degree.
10/20/2021 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 11 seconds
Ep. 15 - We flew 10,000 miles to film the podcast
DiGiorno! This episode the boys fly 6000 miles to the beautiful countryside in Italia. Discussions include Italian Plan B, Slime not leaving the hotel room, and Ludwig's adventures riding around the city streets on a Vespa.
10/13/2021 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 30 seconds
Ep. 14 - Ted Nivison Gets Revenge
IT'S TED TIME BABY! YouTuber and alleged milk man Ted Nivison joins the boys for their second guest episode of the show. Ted talks about his experience with being Down Bad, Slime creates a Jigsaw fart puzzle, and once again the boys complain about the shortcomings of Twitch streamers.
10/6/2021 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 20 seconds
Ep. 13 - What really happens at Shitcamp
Ludwig finds himself hours late to record the pod because he's spending all his time at SHITCAMP. He tells us the scandalous details of what happens off stream, we appropriate Italian culture and Slime talks about growing up in the 1940s.
9/29/2021 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 53 seconds
Ep. 12 - Minecraft ends our friendship
Ludwig, the minecraft criminal, betrays the trust of his friends once again. This time, inside the virtual slaughterhouse that is Minecraft. The boys discuss Aiden's sinister videogame behaviors, Ludwig hangs out with Shroud, and Nick tells the tale of the fish girl.
9/22/2021 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 15 seconds
Ep. 11 - Ludwig Can't Read
After a long and studious pilgrimage, ludwig returns from losing money to Mr. Beast with a renewed outlook on his career. Other topics discussed are micropenises, aimen and nick’s clouted adventure at a smash tournament, and ludwig learns he has a reading disorder.
9/15/2021 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 59 seconds
Ep. 10 - LUDWIG KISSES SLIME ON CAMERA
Oh you thought this was a boys club? Well now all the boys are kissing. Take that, liberal. This episode the boys cover Aiden's trip to Sweden, Nick's adventures in the shower, and Ludwig's call from Mr. Beast.
9/8/2021 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 26 seconds
Ep. 9 - Slime's TERRIBLE First Impression
In this episode, the boys recover from a hefty guest episode by going back to the basics. Slime recounts his terrible first impression with the Botez sisters, Aiden prepares for his trip to Sweden, and Ludwig won't shut up about going to "nippon desu"
9/1/2021 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 16 seconds
Ep. 8 - The Stavros Episode
This episode the boys are joined by Stavros Halkias, stand-up comedian and funny man over at the Cumtown podcast. Stav recounts smuggling drugs past TSA, the boys talk going on tour, and Slime sends a heinous text message to Ludwig's mom.
8/25/2021 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 26 seconds
Ep. 7 - We took edibles before this podcast
It's gummy time, baby. As promised for 1000 patrons, Ludwig and Aiden pop a few weed gummies before this episode. Amidst the high-times, the boys cover Bernie Sanders, Aiden getting owned by a small dog, and the logistics behind Claire's offering adult circumcisions.
8/18/2021 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 7 seconds
Ep. 6 - Ludwig and Aiden Have A Falling Out
Call it bogo at the butcher cause EVERYONE'S GOT BEEF. The boys break down the social dynamics of Aiden being an unhinged monster, Ludwig buying [legal] weed for the first time, and what not to do when getting pulled over.
8/11/2021 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 57 seconds
Ep. 5 - Mr. Beast Roasts Ludwig's YouTube
We didn't call him out on it, but for some reason Ludwig kept saying "it's lit" this episode. The boys take the time to discuss cheating in school (allegedly), erections on planes, and whether or not Justin Long would beat Slime in a fight.
8/4/2021 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 19 seconds
Ep. 4 - tales from the dabratory
What happens when your tinder date becomes increasingly problematic? One man recounts his tale of ghoulish Americana. The boys also reminisce on the origins of the yard and the house that birthed the culture of pissing in the sink because the toilet doesn't work.
7/28/2021 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 53 seconds
Ep. 3 - wow we are really in the sauce
This episode of the podcast explores the dangerous world of STI's (not the car), diapers for the young and old, the origin of the SheeshMan, and admitting to thousands of listeners about the things we've stolen in our lives.
7/21/2021 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 24 seconds
Ep. 2 - faith ain't numbers
The second episode has the boys coming to some startling realizations including their parents, Dom Toretto, boggle, and using the handicap stall.
7/14/2021 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 58 seconds
Ep. 1 - shingle bells
The world is finally given the unique perspective and comedic stylings of four white guys who play video games.