Scott (@notscotthenson) and Drew (@sariansoftpaws) fix the Oscars, give their top 10 films of every year, and pepper in some pro wrestling in case you're not already a big enough nerd.
Also Roblox
Black Women Talking vs. America’s Most Molested
1/29/2024 • 0
Roblox_Oof.mp3
Sir Topham Bottom’s symposium on Unintelligent Design. We found a Tertiary Solution.
1/22/2024 • 0
NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 18 Review
Who will not shave de moustache? Ernest goes to wrestling.
1/15/2024 • 0
Fruitopia
Got some real PRDPs in this one. And adult ponies.
1/8/2024 • 0
NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 18 Preview
The many benefits of owning Caligula. He who denied it supplied it.
1/2/2024 • 0
Feliz Grabyourdad
Remember to kiss your dad this Christmas.
12/25/2023 • 0
Because Phil Is a Coward Man
From Arthur B. Arthur to Rutherford B. Gay, it’s ESPN’s 0 for 40.
12/18/2023 • 0
Tomorrow’s Guy-oneers
Watch out for sideways giants. It’s the season of giving (brain).
12/11/2023 • 0
For Your Eyes Only
I’m not gay, but if I was, I’d want equal rights. Wallace is cool again!
12/4/2023 • 0
For Your Guys Only
Get to know the REAL Jesse Eisenberg, as well as famous acting brothers Christopher and Jet Lee. Witches, historically, are scary.
11/27/2023 • 0
Quickie: Dogs and Girls
Fool me once…
11/20/2023 • 0
Friends of the Show feat. Pepper Coyote
R.I.P. Omegle Man. Join Communist PayPal and stay tuned for the Guess Who Awards and “Why Is It Cake?” With special guests Pepper Coyote & Eve.
11/13/2023 • 0
The Boondock Saints (1999)
Do some Trig-onometry with the VP of CP. Nobody puts Lumen in a barrel.
11/6/2023 • 0
[Fur] and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
Join Black Galifianakis and Cardi B. DeMille for a reading of Scott’s Dark Rules.
10/30/2023 • 0
Sir Roger Less
Who are the Hawaiians of the Middle East? Join us in the Great Emu War (and lose).
10/23/2023 • 0
Natural Born Killers (1994)
It’s a Latinx standoff! Maybe DON’T leave Britney alone.
10/16/2023 • 0
Oops! All News (DPRK Edition)
They’re doing a Joker/Riddler! Tune in to WMLK and find out who the second best black Catwoman is.
10/9/2023 • 0
Live AEW WrestleDream Review
Go ask L’asagna Ball why Drew’s audio is so much worse than mine when we were speaking into the same phone in a moving car. It’s not our problem.
10/2/2023 • 0
Emergency Request Spectacular
We do it to blow off steam. Team The Guy, now and always.
9/25/2023 • 0
BONUS: AEW All In/Out 2023 Review
Don’t be a naughty American. You’re in the no fly zone and the no spin cycle. Come listen to the herstory of Womanchester as we relitigate Baby v. Milk.
9/18/2023 • 0
My Own 9/11
Worst September 11th ever
9/11/2023 • 0
High School High (1996)
Dead wrestlers and Drew’s disgusting childhood.
9/4/2023 • 0
BONUS: AEW All In 2023 (P)review
A showing boy, not a growing boy. The sum of some fears.
8/26/2023 • 0
Spooktober in August
They should do March Madness every two months. Clean out your C-gutters. Every day is Jumanji day. That’s load bearing blood.
8/21/2023 • 0
Three Breen Salad
BMF: Black Mafia Family. It’s baby stuff.
8/14/2023 • 0
Sound of Precum
Baby jurl, when you Jag my Meet it makes me Singh. Hungry hungry Lizzo.
8/7/2023 • 0
r/AITA a.k.a. Stuntcasting
Hair bear countdown, we have special guest Matt on to find out if we are r/AmITheAsshole. That’s gotta be a win for you guys, right? MagiCK One.
7/31/2023 • 0
Japanophiles
Japan + ? = Japanophiles. Fresh off the wire from Pittsburgh. Bring on the Germanime.
7/24/2023 • 0
Best Movies of 2020 Part 2
Like bubbles through the +XP flavoured Coca-Cola, these are the days of our lives. Shout out to Nigerian hockey star Fa Afo.
7/17/2023 • 0
Best Movies of 2020 Part 1
It’s my birthday. I need presents. Give till I don’t hurt. And then get on the train to Tucson.
7/10/2023 • 0
America Day
Happy 78th birthday to the greatest country in America. Shout out to people of all stars and stripes.
7/4/2023 • 0
BONUS: Year-End Awards 2022 Part 2
Live from Mount Cyanide Hospital, it’s Savage Steve Harvey. Beware Biclope. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
6/26/2023 • 0
BONUS: Year-End Awards 2022 Part 1
The immovable force meets the immovable object. Is Armie Hammer a wendigo? Happy N-dependence Day. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
My culture is not your costume. Support local, buy Amazon. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
6/5/2023 • 0
THE NEWS / Season Finale
Let’s go back to pre-rock Palestine and visit the Grand Wizard of Luxembourg. Computer, show me smooth Gos. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
5/29/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #20 Part 2
Over so soon? Join us in the shadow room for some limpwristed flailing. We’re The Blackest Kids U Know. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
5/24/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #20 Part 1
Live from inside Eleanor’s Pizzeria we’re celebrating our Anthony Quinnceañera. Drew’s doing his hardest, you guys. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
5/22/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #19 Part 2
Them Sigur Rós boys are at it again. Becker in front, Mr. Baseball in back. Long coat, short jacket. Full, full hippos. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
5/16/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #19 Part 1
It’s Dogboys ‘R’ Us today. Get yourself a kid that looks like Anne Heche. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
5/15/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #18 Part 2
We watch Mark Wahlberg in “Song of the Southie” as we sit on each other’s laps. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
5/9/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #18 Part 1
Get off r/BobHeartsAbishola for ONE MINUTE and listen to this. We’ll give you a 21 gun bag salute. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
We’re on NPR now. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
5/2/2023 • 0
Q&A NEXT WEEK
You got Qs, we got some sweet As. Put questions in the YouTube comments for this or DM us on Twitter @notscotthenson @sariansoftpaws *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
4/24/2023 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 39 Day 2 Review
Brood, Edge, Brood! That’s Murphy with an F. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
4/17/2023 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 39 Day 1 Review
Salute the six-pointed star spangled banner with us. Boomer, show me your ass. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
4/10/2023 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 39 Preview
fELIne Manning says take a break from equality and get out those RSMAMs. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
4/1/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #17 Part 2
Doodles has a secret. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
3/28/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #17 Part 1
An emergency owl-pology. Don’t genitally mutilate the messenger. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
3/27/2023 • 0
2022 Oscars Re-booking
Everything Everywhere All At Once? More like Everydick Intheroom On My Face. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
3/21/2023 • 0
SMARCH MADNESS
Now I’m Greta Gerwig. Helen Keller was largely useless. And SPORTS (but not really). *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
3/20/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #16 Part 2
Anal Hershiser is my favourite pitcher. Mr. Shango was my father, call me Papa. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
3/14/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #16 Part 1
The W in WNBA is kinda redundant. They’re calling it Dumb Oldboy. Let’s do PUBG. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
3/13/2023 • 0
EMERGENCY OSCARS PREVIEW
Started as a bottom now I’m top. #OscarsSoRight *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
3/6/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #15 Part 2
Let’s see what Earv Junior thinks about this. Magnum opiates. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
2/28/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #15 Part 1
The Mariano Rivera of Cambodian genocide. And a kissing machine. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
2/27/2023 • 0
Sick Day
Scott got sick so you can catch up on our stupid long episodes. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
2/20/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #14
Steve Miller Band’s The Bram Stoker. New K-pop band Black Umbrella. Join the Dollar Steak Club. Also I don’t even know if those jokes are in this. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
2/13/2023 • 0
Oops! All News
I’m what god intended. I’m Captain AHAB. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
2/6/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #13 Part 2
Oscar Pistorius: nature’s perfect killing machine. Portrait of a Man Not on Fire. Trans-Suspirian Orchestra. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
1/31/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #13 Part 1
He’s more meat than man at this point. More AR-15s, less Ginsus. Portent Portables for $200. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
1/30/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #12 Part 2
Time for some ASM-hard-R. A Man Called Uwe. The kid was stacked. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
1/24/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #12 Part 1
Mr. Night Shyamalan, manic pixie dead girls, lots going on here *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
1/24/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #11 Part 2
Get out your Glenn Fleshlight *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20
1/15/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #11 Part 1
It’s the all piggies episode! Taste the sweetest nectar of 1001 Arabian words. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
1/14/2023 • 0
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 17 Review
Okada in the wet market with a pangolin. The Picture of Gideon Grey. With special guest Kelly and surprise guest Sam Jude.
1/9/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #10 Part 2
All Drew wants is free The Surgery™ and a Milk Bar in his house. Is that too much to wish for? At least he also wished to fix the audio from Part 1. Don’t grow a maleficent tumor.
1/8/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #10 Part 1
This is a Beanie Baby podcast now. We relitigate Crow v. Wade. Also the audio is terrible because SOMEONE fucked up the gain on their microphone. It’s fixed in Part 2.
1/7/2023 • 0
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 17 Preview
Whither Shingo?
1/1/2023 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #9 Part 2
Better Hitler up, it’s time to go to work. Bees hate honey.
12/30/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #9 Part 1
Get an MBA and check out the New York Magazine Creep of the Week.
12/29/2022 • 0
Snow Day/We Came Early
Christmas comes early, and so do we
12/23/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #8 Part 2
18 NO. Brought to you by Aww So Cute adult baby diapers and I guess Manscaped.com.
12/17/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #8 Part 1
Put down those Cantonese oranges or you’ll get too big for baths. Tubi or not Tubi. LBJTQ.
12/16/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #7 Part 2
What’s Nikki Blonsky up to lately? I dunno, about 400? *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
12/9/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #7 Part 1
This land is my land, this land is my land. The pope is the goalie. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
12/8/2022 • 0
2021 Oscars Re-booking
Nomadland? More like NoDadsLand. CODA? More like CHODA. For all Americans from Greenland to Chile. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
12/2/2022 • 0
2020 Oscars Re-booking
It’s the swallow that gets ya. Mulan Rouge. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
11/25/2022 • 0
Beef Redux (2014 & 2021)
Beaver! *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
11/17/2022 • 0
Sextuplets (2019)
Stop AskJeevesing “drownded wwe girls” and listen to our podcast. *Manscaped.com promo code CATS20*
11/10/2022 • 0
Marlon Wayans (2014 & 2016)
It’s freedom time! Let’s talk gross vs. net gay sex.
11/3/2022 • 0
All-Request SPOOKtacular
A celebration of great Greek-Americans like Al Roker and Joe Paterno. We can’t all be Lilies.
10/27/2022 • 0
The Ladykillers (2004)
We write the spec script for Arrival 2: Arrival Goes West. Make an honest man out of me.
10/20/2022 • 0
The Hudsucker Proxy (1994)
Join us for 17 crazy nights as we go on a Nip/Tucker Carlson marathon
10/13/2022 • 0
Mission to Mars (2000)
Colour me purple and get me a Ten Thousand Dollar bar
10/6/2022 • 0
R.I.P. Coolio
Let me animate the fox! We’re just a couple of KSGuys.
9/29/2022 • 0
Oops! All News: Live from Bogota
Drew’s back from his visit with Abe Bogota and it’s time to get down to business. Beware Sucralosa.
9/22/2022 • 0
Raising Cain (1992)
Let’s get DDS to LSJ. No adult Lolitas please.
9/6/2022 • 0
Blow Out (1981)
Let’s be kids about this. Brought to you by Kevin Nuke ‘Em, the best firefighter in Miami.
8/30/2022 • 0
Blow Out? We Blew It
Draclua is officially a POC. Reesie’s Piecies, interspecies.
8/20/2022 • 0
The Bonfire of the Vanities (1990)
Self owns and cell phones. Take it from the Bruce Springsteen of soda. Be a GYJB and listen.
8/10/2022 • 0
Crossroads (2002)
Get rambunctious. Take a victory lap. Find an alternative gas station. But just remember, the balls are the legs.
8/4/2022 • 0
Half Baked (1998)
100% good idea no regrets. Don’t FRET, grab an Abba Zabba and a Black Craft, sit back, and enjoy the show. 4:20 friendly, no pets.
7/26/2022 • 0
This Is Stupid
Go apologize to God
7/19/2022 • 0
Scott’s Super Sweet 16
I can do whatever I want today
7/12/2022 • 0
ON PURPOSE All News
Sometimes science is a liar. Sometimes we are too. Give us a break, our house ran away.
7/5/2022 • 0
Weed + Plea. Pleed.
#blazeit
6/28/2022 • 0
Chi-Raq (2015)
I’m not a latin pop star. Sponsored by the Scott Henson Gym for Young Studs.
6/21/2022 • 0
25th Hour (2002)
I don’t always, but when I do, it’s very interesting
6/14/2022 • 0
Manhunter (1986)
Aussie Aussie Aussie! AIDS AIDS AIDS!
6/7/2022 • 0
Press Conference
Are they still calling it the kung flu?
5/30/2022 • 0
Thief (1981)
Ease up on the PDT. Bush Boys 2024! And NOTHING BAD IS EVER GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
5/23/2022 • 0
Rollerball (1975)
Brought to you by Gatorade Black Guys. Beware the new axis.
5/16/2022 • 0
Tight Five
But who’s counting?
5/9/2022 • 0
Oops! All News
Jim Carrey is our favourite Kid in the Hall
5/2/2022 • 0
And Justice for All (1979)
Let’s give China a break and check in on African muslims. Ma’am, we changed your son’s penis.
4/25/2022 • 0
Dick Tracy (1990)
Stars and bars of David. Fear the neckbeard rat king.
4/18/2022 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 38 Day 2 Review
Lacey Evans + WWE superstar + Pregnant + Feet
4/12/2022 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 38 Day 1 Review
Albinos aren’t magic, and Vince has been dipping his ink in company pen.
4/11/2022 • 0
Bulworth (1998)
You know Ice Cube and Nas are the same person right? Chinese, Japanese, Tito Ortiz, look at these.
4/4/2022 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 38 Preview
They don’t make fatigues to fit that butt.
4/1/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #6 Part 2
Stop being such a General Tso and watch these troublemakers get their just desserts. Let’s get jinky with it.
3/29/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #6 Part 1
I do sick dance moves, and when I spin, I hit Rihanna. Shake your Boov thang. I do a lot of teamwork in this episode.
3/28/2022 • 0
We Deserve This
2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Nipples! But only in those denominations. Fursuits, food reviews, and tyrants. We’ll finish the movie requests next week, settle down. We deserve this.
3/21/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #5 Part 2
Hospital, firehall, policeman
3/15/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #5 Part 1
B-Star-Witched
3/14/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #4 Part 2
SlurpCon ’85. Just because you’re handsome doesn’t mean I won’t hurt you.
3/8/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #4 Part 1
Not a lot of Steve Harvey watchers
3/7/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #3 Part 2
Ladies and gentlemen, The Human Mule
3/1/2022 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #3 Part 1
Your honour, my lawyer is Indian. Drew needs two tails.
2/28/2022 • 0
Reversal of Fortune (1990)
I don’t think there are 8 dogs in that painting
2/21/2022 • 0
Shawty
Happy Valentimes
2/14/2022 • 0
Desperate Measures (1998)
“Students” are being “encouraged” to “identify” as “cats”
2/7/2022 • 0
BONUS 3/3: Year-End Awards 2021
Shut up and fuck that tiger
2/2/2022 • 0
BONUS 2/3: Year-End Awards 2021
Stacy Kiebler vs. Stacy Keach: who’s YOUR Stacy K?
2/1/2022 • 0
BONUS 1/3: Year-End Awards 2021
Lunar fire drill!
1/31/2022 • 0
Multiplicity (1996)
1, 2, 3, R. Watch yourself, McCoy.
1/24/2022 • 0
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 Review
Fire up your Whoopi Goldberg device. It’s bonus time.
1/20/2022 • 0
Bedazzled (2000)
You blew it. Send in the big dogs.
1/17/2022 • 0
Furry Vengeance (2010)
It’s a new year. Time to tally up your Being a Good Boy points.
1/10/2022 • 0
Kwik-E
New year, same you
1/3/2022 • 0
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 16 Preview
Nobody puts Dick Togo in a corner
12/31/2021 • 0
Extra-Long Holiday Extravaganza
Merry Pissmas
12/27/2021 • 0
The Sweetest Thing (2002)
Have yourself a Thick Hog Christmas
12/20/2021 • 0
The Box (2009)
Calling all Social Studies Warriors. For the thinking man’s intellectual.
12/13/2021 • 0
Southland Tales (2006)
Down a bag of Vicodin and enter the No Spin Zone
12/6/2021 • 0
They Came Together (2014)
Do we talk about Dane Cook in the first minute? Yes. Does Drew get the hiccups twice? Also yes.
11/29/2021 • 0
CWCki
In this economy?
11/22/2021 • 0
Quickie
Uh oh. Somebody made a mess.
11/15/2021 • 0
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Mahalo Akbar
11/8/2021 • 0
Beef (2014)
Tenzing Norgay: the mountain GOAT
11/1/2021 • 0
Freeballin’ 3
MTFTM. Roflcopter Simmons.
10/25/2021 • 0
Freeballin’ 2 + Karen (2021)
Time for THE NEWS™
10/18/2021 • 0
Freeballin’ + Pink Flamingos (1972)
Reincoprophagia. Jeep Grand Cherokees.
10/11/2021 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #2
A pentagram of nipples
10/4/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House Stats & Fun Facts
Is it “In Your Houses” or “Ins Your House”? Give yourself a Stranger and celebrate the new Sultan of Brunei of Russia.
9/27/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 27
BTS: Bi, Trans, Straight
9/20/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 26
I’m gonna get into talking to people with my eyes closed
9/13/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 25
TailStarHipHop
9/6/2021 • 0
All-Request Spectacular #1
Join us for a Cat Day Afternoon
9/2/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 24
Diners Club wouldn’t make OnlyFans get rid of porn. We’re taking this to the (other) Supreme Court.
8/30/2021 • 0
Oscars Re-booking Stats & Fun Facts
Learn the 3 B’s of good partying. And why can’t Arthur Chu host Jeopardy?
8/26/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 23
50,000 battered women and I’m eating mine plain?
8/23/2021 • 0
1927-1989 Oscars Re-booking
We’re getting a divorce
8/19/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 22
PILEDRIVERS. And a preamble for the ages.
8/16/2021 • 0
1990-1994 Oscars Re-booking
Field of Wet Dreams, starring Timothy Bustfield
8/12/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 21
Live from Amazon Hindquarters
8/9/2021 • 0
1995-1999 Oscars Re-booking
They’ll nominate Meryl Streep for anything
8/5/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 20
Black rhinos can’t vote
8/2/2021 • 0
2000 Oscars Re-booking
Gladiator? More like Glad Her Ate Her (Pussy).
7/29/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 19
I’m gonna fuck your brother, Undertaker, and then he’s gonna be MY brother!
7/26/2021 • 0
2001 Oscars Re-booking
A Beautiful Mind? More like A Beautiful Kind (of Dick).
7/22/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 18
Steve Austin is, by definition, a rattlesnake. Drew died on the way back to his home planet.
7/19/2021 • 0
2002 Oscars Re-booking
Chicago? More like Thick Hog, Bro.
7/15/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 17
Bret Hart spits, never swallows
7/12/2021 • 0
2003 Oscars Re-booking
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King? More like Bored of My Kinks: Return of the Cockring.
7/8/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 16
Helen Hart was pregnant when she died.
7/5/2021 • 0
2004 Oscars Re-booking
Million Dollar Baby? More like Million Ballhair Scabies.
7/1/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 15
How are two good wrestlers always SO BORING together?
6/28/2021 • 0
2005 Oscars Re-booking
Crash? More like Smash (Guys).
6/24/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 14
That Taker sure did get his revenge
6/21/2021 • 0
2006 Oscars Re-booking
The Departed? More like The Retarded.
6/17/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 13
THURSDAY RAW THURSDAY
6/14/2021 • 0
Quickie
We got put in Horny Jail for a week.
6/7/2021 • 0
2007 Oscars Re-booking
“No Country for Old Men”? More like “No Cunt? Reee! Four Old Men!”
6/5/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 12
It’s Free-For-All rules
5/31/2021 • 0
2008 Oscars Re-booking
Slumdog Millionaire? More like Cumshot Inyourhair.
5/27/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 11
Heel JR can take a long walk off a short pier.
5/24/2021 • 0
2009 Oscars Re-booking
The Hurt Locker? More like Meet the Fockers.
5/20/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 10
Undertaker and Goldust complete the standard 3-match program. With special guest Shane Sweeney as Mark Fuhrman.
5/17/2021 • 0
2010 Oscars Re-booking
The King’s Speech? More like The Queen’s Queef.
5/13/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 9
Watch out, he’s got a switchblade
5/10/2021 • 0
2011 Oscars Re-booking
The Artist? More like The Autist.
5/6/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 8
Davey Boy Smith is a complete loser.
5/3/2021 • 0
2012 Oscars Re-booking
Argo? More like Hard R-go.
4/29/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 7
We got a surprise for Vince. And it’s Ah-Red Johnson.
4/26/2021 • 0
2013 Oscars Re-booking
12 Years a Slave? More like 12 Beers I’m Gay.
4/22/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 6
What’s the time? Diaper time.
4/19/2021 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 37 Review
Billie Kay is the worst wrestler on the planet and I’m glad she’s fired.
4/17/2021 • 0
2014 Oscars Re-booking
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)? More like Girlman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Being Trans).
4/15/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 5
Ladies and gentlemen, Buddy Rydell
4/12/2021 • 0
2015 Oscars Re-booking
Spotlight? More like Hotguys.
4/8/2021 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 37 Preview
It’s almost Fiend Day!
4/7/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 4
Two junkies have the best match on the show.
4/5/2021 • 0
2016 Oscars Re-booking
Moonlight? More like Manlight.
4/1/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 3
Owen Hart was faking for attention
3/29/2021 • 0
2017 Oscars Re-booking
Shape of Water? More like Gape of Water.
3/25/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 2
Todd. Pettengill. Cut. His. Fucking. Hair.
3/22/2021 • 0
2018 Oscars Re-booking
Green Book? More like Cream Book. Also I think we fixed the audio?
3/18/2021 • 0
WWF In Your House 1
Todd. Pettengill’s. Fucking. Hair.
3/15/2021 • 0
2019 Oscars Re-booking
Parasite? More like Pair a’ Guys (I’d Like to Have Sex With).
3/11/2021 • 0
Season 3 Intro
We realized we didn’t have much to do for 2021 and have now wildly overcommitted.
3/8/2021 • 0
BONUS: 5-Star Deep Dive & Future Plans
A list of wrestlers we can’t believe either HAVE or DON’T HAVE a 5-star match. Plus future plans. Plus we’re going on a train trip.
3/3/2021 • 0
BONUS: 2020 Year-End Awards Part 2/2
The international kiss embargo has been lifted. Sweet Baby KENTo.
1/21/2021 • 0
BONUS: 2020 Year-End Awards Part 1/2
Rankin/Bass? More like Crankin/Ass. Trump waited till Ivanka was 18. Ladies Love Cool Okada.
NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 15 preview just under the wire. Middle East > Middle Canada.
1/3/2021 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: Best of the 2010s Part 2
Our Top 20s of the decade. Look for pretty list graphics on our Twitters & the YouTube description. SNL Quebec exists.
12/16/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: Best of the 2010s Part 1
A bunch of best-of-the-decade stuff. Look for pretty list graphics on our Twitters & the YouTube description. Shout out to Moldova.
12/9/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: Quickie
Fun new graphics up now on our Twitters (@notscotthenson & @sariansoftpaws) and in the YouTube description. Big stuff next week.
12/2/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2019
What’s worse: your hospital being bombed or having to wear a mask? Let’s get Drew snipped & snepped.
11/25/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2018
I’ma let you finish, except I’m not, because I’m gonna talk right now.
11/18/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2017
For some reason we talk about 2009 for a while.
11/11/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2016
Let’s not get too political (about Israel).
11/4/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2015
What’s cooler than being gay?
10/28/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2014
Yeah this one almost killed us.
10/21/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2013
Kiss party!
10/14/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2012
You know those “It Gets Better” PSAs? It doesn’t.
10/7/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2011
We made it through one, so it probably only gets easier from here right?
9/30/2020 • 0
The Best Decade of Our Lives: 2010
Scott and Drew dip their toes into their first Top 10 of the decade. The waters are pleasantly warm.
9/23/2020 • 0
The Best of The Worst Year of Our Lives Part 2
I had to listen to every goddamn episode to do this and now you do too.
9/17/2020 • 0
The Best of The Worst Year of Our Lives Part 1
This took way too long to do and I don’t like the podcast anymore.
9/16/2020 • 0
Season 1 Wrap/Season 2 Segue
The boys are back to tell you how they wasted the last 3 years and how they’re going to waste the next several. Is China the worst? Tune in to find out.
9/9/2020 • 0
Episode 52 (FINAL): WCW Nitro 12/18/00
DAN. SCOTT. DREW. KELLY. The whole gang reunites for the mercifully final episode of 2000 WCW Nitro. We stay remarkably on track for a while before devolving into local radio talk and the Saudi prince’s obsession with Ink Inc.
6/24/2020 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 36 Day 2 Review
Wrestlemania 36 Day 2 review. Sometimes it’s okay to just hate a woman for no reason. The “what shall we do today?” booking method.
6/11/2020 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 36 Day 1 Review
The boys are back to sinning! Fire up Trolls 2 on your Microsoft Zune and get comfy for a timely Wrestlemania review.
6/10/2020 • 0
Episode 51: WCW Nitro 12/12/00
Open up your pussy books.
3/12/2020 • 0
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 14 Day 2 Review
Wrestle Kingdom 14 Day 2 review. Also analysis of every match Dave Meltzer has rated ABOVE 5 stars. Surprisingly more wrestling talk than racism. Scott’s a Vamp-hero.
1/23/2020 • 0
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 14 Day 1 Review
Wrestle Kingdom 14 Day 1 review. Testing out the new podcast gear. Diet and cardio tips. Can you be gay AND Jewish? With special unscheduled call-in guest Chris Frank.
1/22/2020 • 0
BONUS: 2019 Year-End Awards Part 2/2
2019 Year-End Awards Part 2/2. Find out when Scott will invoke his one steal in the thrilling conclusion. Why have a dog lick peanut butter off your balls when you could lick peanut butter off a dog’s balls?
1/16/2020 • 0
BONUS: 2019 Year-End Awards Part 1/2
2019 Year-End Awards Part 1/2. ‘Tis better to take than to receive. We only listen to audio porn now. Stay tuned for the Caroline Rhea Show.
1/15/2020 • 0
Episode 50: WCW Nitro 12/4/00
We discuss the ramifications of consensual adult incest and start lifestyle blogs. Why don’t they make the whole PLANE out of the woman? With special guest Shane Sweeney.
1/8/2020 • 0
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 14 Preview
A NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 14 preview pre-empts our regular holiday episode of our Little House on the Prairie podcast. Shout out to Buzz Aldrin.
12/24/2019 • 0
Episode 49: NOT WCW Nitro 12/4/00
Scott rigs another election. Southern plantain owners. The all-female reboot of Charlie’s Angels.
11/26/2019 • 0
Episode 48: WCW Nitro 11/27/00
Getting a blood transfusion from Magic Johnson while also having sex with Magic Johnson. Serial killing tips. If Slapnuts Boulevard Could Talk. #CancelScottHenson
11/14/2019 • 0
Episode 47: WCW Nitro 11/20/00
Don’t close up shop too soon. Sixteen seventeen-year-olds can’t be wrong.
10/29/2019 • 0
Episode 46: WCW Nitro 11/13/00
Open up your Caesarean zippers, we’ve got an international guest who’s worried he might not be racist enough for the podcast but then remembers he’s British. Take off your shirt and jacket. With special guest Chris Goodwin.
8/16/2019 • 0
Episode 45: NOT WCW Nitro 11/13/00
Why are we finding ways to prolong this?
8/7/2019 • 0
Episode 44: WCW Nitro 11/6/00
I can’t even repeat the funniest thing we said.
7/3/2019 • 0
Episode 43: WCW Nitro 10/30/00
Hop a plane to Nigeria by way of Palestine, it’s time for the Oxycontin episode! Come enjoy Scott’s last episode before his inevitable overdose.
7/3/2019 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 35 Review
Wrestlemania 35 review. I forgot to yell about how Baron Corbin takes Germans, so pretend I did that. Drew correctly predicted the entire main card’s results because he’s a nerd.
5/20/2019 • 0
BONUS: Wrestlemania 35 Preview
Wrestlemania 35 preview. April Fool’s, it’s just us talking about our periods for 2 hours. Drew doesn’t know how Wheel of Fortune works.
4/1/2019 • 0
Episode 42: WCW Nitro 10/23/00
A new Benoit murder theory involving Chavo Guerrero and blackface. Shout out to our favourite actor/rapper Gizz Ahmed. Guest live tweeting by Chris Frank.
3/26/2019 • 0
Episode 41: WCW Nitro 10/16/00
I think we said Shakira did 9/11? I dunno, we had low blood sugar.
3/5/2019 • 0
Episode 40: WCW Nitro 10/9/00
Put on your roo suit and wave to Hard-R Shimizu as you pass by. We’re goin’ down unda!
2/19/2019 • 0
BONUS: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13 Review
A very timely NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 13 review. Scott agrees to release his private email server.
2/5/2019 • 0
BONUS: 2018 Year-End Awards Part 3/3
2018 Year-End Awards Part 3/3. Will Drew be able to keep up his stupid announcer voice going into hour 4? What does NOLA really stand for? Should ALL wrestling be watched on opiates? When was the last time we were happy?
1/12/2019 • 0
BONUS: 2018 Year-End Awards Part 2/3
2018 Year-End Awards Part 2/3. “Tamina was so fat I thought she was Nia Jax” and other woke takes. Scott turns into Nancy Kerrigan.
1/10/2019 • 0
BONUS: 2018 Year-End Awards Part 1/3
2018 Year-End Awards Part 1/3. The hunt for the LGBTK Killer is on. The preamble turns into an amble. Wrestle Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
1/9/2019 • 0
Episode 39: WCW Nitro 10/2/00
If you want to make an omelette, you have to rape a few eggs. Behind the Candelabra, The Normal Heart, MC Skat Kat, Under the Umbrella Tree, Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, and I guess Nitro.
1/3/2019 • 0
Episode 38: WCW Nitro 9/25/00
The boys discuss the origin of the pride flag. Reading, ‘riting, math: the three R’s. Big election in Japan. Dead midgets as far as the eye can see.
The boys try to remember things that they could easily just look up. Brought to you by Spike Lee’s Hulk and Bryan Singer sewing machines.
12/18/2018 • 0
Episode 37: WCW Nitro 9/18/00
We’re just cruisin’.
11/26/2018 • 0
Episode 36: WCW Nitro 9/11/00
Sorry for the delay. Drew had polio. But come celebrate the last cool 9/11 in America’s history with us, won’t you?
11/13/2018 • 0
Episode 35: WCW Nitro 9/4/00
“That was a good Jerry Lewis impression. Now say the N-word.” Yeah, it’s probably a Scott and Drew episode. Please participate in our interactive poll.
9/25/2018 • 0
Episode 34: WCW Nitro 8/28/00
The Harris Brothers put the third K in Kronik. Lance Storm is a slave trader. Tony Schiavone is the voice of a nation. With special guest Greg Sage.
9/11/2018 • 0
Episode 33: WCW Nitro 8/21/00
Drew and Scott go undercover in the gay community for 18 years and report their findings. This was definitely recorded after the last episode and not before.
9/4/2018 • 0
Episode 32: WCW Nitro 8/14/00
Dan is briefly un-fired to provide an 18-years-late LIVE REPORT of Nitro from Kelowna, British Columbia. We ruin PCO’s 2018 indy resurgence. The Harrises accidentally hate-crime Bryan Clark. Is this a bit?
8/24/2018 • 0
Episode 31: WCW Nitro 8/7/00
Someone’s listening to these because they keep getting marked as explicit. Is clownface racist? Have you ever French kissed a tit? Bestiality Talk 3.0: Goofy & Pluto edition.
8/15/2018 • 0
Episode 30: WCW Nitro 7/31/00
All aboard the listener-ship! Bestiality Talk 2.0 and Kidman gets a new theme song. New Jack has four justifiable suicides. Bill Bixby played Lou Ferrigno. Civil War: 69 vs. 67.
8/8/2018 • 0
Episode 29: WCW Nitro 7/24/00
The boys choose their Will & Grace avatars. Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong are the only heroes America has left. Scott invents a fun new racial slur.
7/31/2018 • 0
Episode 28: WCW Nitro 7/18/00
WCW Guy-tro brought to you by Cloaca-Cola. Lance Storm wins 3 straight matches by submission but Scott is more interested in naming the entire cast of the Carol Burnett Show. The hubris of uploading 2 eps in a week thinking we can catch up is embarrassing
7/26/2018 • 0
Episode 27: WCW Nitro 7/10/00
We sift our way through too many face/heel turns and too many women allowed to speak on microphones. We check in with Cecil B. D’Milf and Racist Two-Face. Dan and Kelly are still fired.
7/23/2018 • 0
Episode 26: WCW Nitro 7/3/00
We’re late so here’s a super-sized episode. More talking, less people. The number one alt-right wrestling podcast on iTunes. Send us your cool swastikas.
7/17/2018 • 0
Episode 25: WCW Nitro 6/26/00
Laws are relaxed. Enjoy some gay marriage word problems. Kelly’s last name is Christmas. What is Tank Abbott’s type? The end of the worst half year of our lives.
6/26/2018 • 0
Episode 24: WCW Nitro 6/19/00
Big T? More like low-T. Nitro: the other N-word.
6/19/2018 • 0
Episode 23: WCW Nitro 6/12/00
Coffee is for closers.
6/12/2018 • 0
Episode 22: WCW Nitro 6/5/00
Kevin Nash eats a little Korean. Shawn Stasiak has an inexplicably good match. Three counts no longer require a pin, or even for you to be anywhere near your opponent.
6/5/2018 • 0
Episode 21: WCW Nitro 5/29/00
Two world title changes, one of which occurs in a wrestling match. Rey Mysterio takes his dick out. Kronik does 3 costume changes. GI Bro is stealing valor. With special guests Greg Sage, Alex Zayne, and Rickey Shane Page, & studio audience Allan and Liz.
5/29/2018 • 0
Episode 20: WCW Nitro 5/22/00
Dan loses it in the first 60 seconds. We pair off into Hollywood couples. Disclaimer: the views and opinions expressed by 3 members of The Worst Year of Our Lives DO reflect the views and opinions of the 4th member. It’s a cuck or be cucked world.
5/22/2018 • 0
Episode 19: WCW Nitro 5/15/00
Look what The Cat dragged in (it’s Terry Funk). Is Vampiro magic? Is Mike Awesome a Hasidic Jew? Bryan Clark gets eaten by a car. Bowser gotta fuck.
5/15/2018 • 0
Episode 18: WCW Nitro 5/8/00
DDP drinks piss. Scott makes 11th century history jokes. Lex Luger? More like Lex Loser. Daniel Fedak is a juggalo.
5/8/2018 • 0
Episode 17: WCW Nitro 5/1/00
Interspecies ménage à trois. Kronik hate good jumpers. Vampiro loves the smell of dead pussy.
5/1/2018 • 0
Episode 16: WCW Nitro 4/24/00
Big Bang Theory vs. Young Sheldon, Deck the Halls vs. Christmas with the Kranks, David Arquette vs. Eric Bischoff
4/24/2018 • 0
Episode 15: WCW Nitro 4/17/00
You cuck me, I cuck your dad. You bring a knife, we bring a gun. With special guest Shane Sweeney.
4/17/2018 • 0
Episode 14: WCW Nitro 4/10/00
The Wall’s real name is Malice. Scott makes a great abortion joke that nobody enjoys. Taped in front of a live studio audience, a.k.a. Allan.
4/10/2018 • 0
Episode 13.5: Off-week 4/3/00
Look, next week’s Russo/Bischoff reboot is going to take time to perfect. Take a week off and think about what you did.
4/3/2018 • 0
Episode 13: WCW Nitro 3/27/00
The end of the worst Q1 of our lives. Lex Luger murdered an angel.
3/27/2018 • 0
Episode 12: WCW Nitro 3/20/00
Lane and Rave talk about chasing rizzats and we ponder the relentless cruelty of life. Hulk Hogan is a big bald bastard and deserved what he got.
3/20/2018 • 0
Episode 11: WCW Nitro 3/13/00
If you were less in the mood for wrestling and more in the mood for a state-by-state analysis of bestiality laws, this is the show for you. The term “dude dog” is coined and we will never be the same. With special guest Greg Sage.
3/13/2018 • 0
Episode 10: WCW Nitro 3/6/00
WCW can’t even book a cheese sandwich right. The countdown is on to Nitro Girl Beef. With special guest Greg Sage.
3/7/2018 • 0
Episode 9: WCW Nitro 2/28/00
A vicious game of Cat and Maes-tro. What Miyazaki character does Mark Madden most resemble? “No one’s a heel, no one’s a face, and everybody’s wearing bucket hats.”