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The definitive podcast about modern classic The Vampire Diaries.
The Vampire Diaries Diaries
English, TV & Video, 1 season, 77 episodes, 4 days, 17 hours, 36 minutes
The Vampire Diaries Diaries
English, TV & Video, 1 season, 77 episodes, 4 days, 17 hours, 36 minutes
Holiday Special: Wrapped Up in Christmas
Beth and Claire return to your ears with a recap of 2017's Wrapped Up in Christmas, where an uptight career woman and a lawyer-turned-painter find love... at the mall! Special appearance by everybody's favorite drunk grandma, Jasmine Guy.
12/4/2023 • 2 hours, 32 minutes, 36 seconds
S04E09: O Come All Ye Faithful
All we want for Christmas is for Mayor Carol Lockwood to not be dead :(
12/12/2022 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 32 seconds
S04E08: We'll Always Have Bourbon Street
A tale of flashbacks and flash drives...
11/28/2022 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 37 seconds
S04E07: My Brother's Keeper
Not even a good old-fashioned Miss Mystic Falls pageant can save this episode from its terrible plotlines.
11/7/2022 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 26 seconds
S04E06: We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes
Elena fails to die at Wickery Bridge for the third time.
10/17/2022 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 50 seconds
S04E05: The Killer
I hope the Mystic Grill has restaurantmobile insurance.
10/3/2022 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 10 seconds
S04E04: The Five
Now they at the frat party, having a great time.
9/19/2022 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 15 seconds
S04E03: The Rager
Despite all her rage, Elena is still just a rat in a cage.
9/12/2022 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 46 seconds
S04E02: Memorial
Claire and Beth share their most memorable puking stories in solidarity with Elena, who's not having a great day.
9/5/2022 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 51 seconds
S04E01: Growing Pains
More like "Growing Fangs" am I right?
8/29/2022 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 59 seconds
S03E22: The Departed
Season three comes to a close (and it only took us 3 years and 11 months to get through it)!
7/25/2022 • 2 hours, 14 minutes, 41 seconds
S03E21: Before Sunset
A very special episode about what NOT to do right after having multiple pints of blood removed from your body.
7/18/2022 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 1 second
S03E20: Do Not Go Gentle
In which Rebekah is once again prevented from attending a school dance.
7/11/2022 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 46 seconds
S03E19: Heart of Darkness
Stefan and Alaric's dark sides have a play date, and Elena gets very horny in Denver.
6/27/2022 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 14 seconds
S03E18: The Murder of One (feat. Jon Kinnally)
In which there's definitely more than one murder.
6/20/2022 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 57 seconds
S03E17: Break On Through
Alaric woke up on the evil side of the bed, and Damon orchestrates the least sexy threesome of all time.
6/6/2022 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 21 seconds
S03E16: 1912
The serial killer plotline comes to a head in the most convoluted way possible, and we flash back to a not-very-interesting Mystic Falls, 1912.
4/26/2022 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 17 seconds
S03E15: All My Children (feat. Jesse Skewes)
Esther wants to murder All Her Children and only Elena cares enough to try to stop her.
4/11/2022 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 45 seconds
S03E14: Dangerous Liaisons (feat. Abby Stassen)
The Originals throw a lavish ball, but horses steal the show.
4/4/2022 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 32 seconds
S03E13: Bringing Out The Dead
Five resurrections, four stabbings and one death: just another typical week in Mystic Falls!
3/28/2022 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 7 seconds
S03E12: The Ties That Bind
Jeremy's gone, but Bill Forbes is back to take his place at the top of our shit list.
3/21/2022 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 25 seconds
S03E11: Our Town
We're back after a lengthy hiatus to talk about Wickery Bridge and pizza bagels.
3/14/2022 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 13 seconds
S03E10: The New Deal
Elena hasn't been this worried about Jeremy since he was smoking the weed.
3/15/2020 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 53 seconds
S03E09: Homecoming
The gang's latest "Let's kill Klaus!" plan breaks the record for most double-crosses.
12/17/2018 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 22 seconds
S03E08: Ordinary People (feat. Mike Kane)
In which we learn that Mikael was the Original Douchebag.
12/3/2018 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 5 seconds
S03E07: Ghost World (feat. Mike Kane and Soterios the Cat)
Welcome back, Lexi! Welcome back, Uncle Mason! WELCOME BACK, DRUNK GRANDMA!!!!!!!
11/19/2018 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 49 seconds
S03E06: Smells Like Teen Spirit
It's the first day of Senior Year and only two people get stabbed!
11/5/2018 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 54 seconds
S03E05: The Reckoning
Klaus crashes Senior Prank Night and Matt manages to come up with an idiotic plan that even Elena couldn't rival.
10/22/2018 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 21 seconds
S03E04: Disturbing Behavior
Everybody wants Elena's ugly-ass necklace and Alaric takes a major tumble in our list of favorite characters.
10/8/2018 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 14 seconds
S03E03: The End of the Affair
A better title for this episode would have been Nik and Stefan's Infinite Slaylist.
9/24/2018 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 41 seconds
S03E02: The Hybrid
Elena out-dumbs herself while Matt and Jeremy embark on a ghost adventure.
9/10/2018 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 37 seconds
S03E01: The Birthday
Elena's 18th birthday is more crappy than happy.
8/20/2018 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 19 seconds
S02E22: As I Lay Dying
S02E22: As I Lay Dying by The Vampire Diaries Diaries
4/2/2018 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 50 seconds
S02E21: The Sun Also Rises (feat. Allie Kazlauskas)
Everybody is clamoring to be Aunt Jenna's understudy in Klaus's ritual.
3/19/2018 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 27 seconds
S02E20: The Last Day (feat. Rose Haley)
The sacrifice is tonight so naturally Stefan forces Elena to hike up a mountain.
3/12/2018 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 8 seconds
S02E19: Klaus (feat. Lindsay Malinowski)
Let's give a warm welcome to Niklaus 1492 and his terrible wig!
2/26/2018 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 40 seconds
S02E18: The Last Dance
AlarKlaus is not a very good Decade Dance chaperone.
2/19/2018 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 44 seconds
S02E17: Know Thy Enemy
There's a lot of backstabbing, but this time it's figurative.
2/5/2018 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 14 seconds
S02E16: The House Guest
Astral projection and flamethrowers don't mix well.
1/22/2018 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 32 seconds
S02E15: The Dinner Party
No dinner party is complete without at least two surprise stabbings.
1/15/2018 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 43 seconds
S02E14: Crying Wolf
Stefan and Elena's romantic weekend getaway ends up a bit more murdery than they expected.
1/8/2018 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 23 seconds
Jack Frost (feat. Rose Haley and Mike Kane)
Our previous guests Rose and Mike join us for a holiday recap of Jack Frost, aka the movie where Michael Keaton turns into a snowman.
12/18/2017 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 15 seconds
S02E13: Daddy Issues
Never go with a werewolf to a second location.
12/11/2017 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 42 seconds
S02E12: The Descent
Rose isn't feeling very well.
12/4/2017 • 1 hour, 4 minutes
S02E11: By The Light Of The Moon
Tyler turns into both a werewolf and a sympathetic character for the first time.
11/20/2017 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 45 seconds
S02E10: The Sacrifice
Everybody has their own plan for evading Klaus and they're all terrible.
11/6/2017 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 56 seconds
S02E09: Katerina
Goodbye Katherine 1864, hello Katerina 1490!
10/30/2017 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 49 seconds
S02E08: Rose (feat. Chuck Tingle)
We find out why you should never enter into a slap bet with a vampire, and VERY special guest Chuck Tingle calls in for a quick chat about love, and the dangers of going home with handsome vampires.
10/23/2017 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 48 seconds
S02E07: Masquerade
Everybody's trying to kill Katherine, and Beth and Claire get real during Why Are Men.
10/16/2017 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 14 seconds
S02E06: Plan B
Who gets stabbed in the Gilbert kitchen this week? Listen to find out!
10/9/2017 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 54 seconds
S02E05: Kill or Be Killed
Uncle Mason has lost his chill.
10/2/2017 • 58 minutes, 50 seconds
S02E04: Memory Lane
This week's episode brought to you by Goldfrapp.
9/25/2017 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 57 seconds
S02E03: Bad Moon Rising
♫ I see a bad moon rising / I see Uncle Mason on the way / I see crossbows a-firing / I see Matt Donovan acting like a shitbag again today / Don't go round the old Lockwood ruins tonight / It's bound to take your life / There's a bad moon on the rise ♫
9/18/2017 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 58 seconds
SO2E02: Brave New World
One of the Salvatore brothers' stupidest plans doesn't end very well for a carnie, and the Lockwood family may all be spidermen.
9/11/2017 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 20 seconds
S02E01: The Return
Katherine's back and in the mood for stabbing!
9/4/2017 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 13 seconds
S01E22: Founder's Day
It's finally Founder's Day and everybody wants to murder each other.
8/14/2017 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 37 seconds
S01E21: Isobel
Elena meets her birth mom and Beth and Claire reveal their drag names.
8/7/2017 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 7 seconds
S01E20: Blood Brothers
Stefan is feeling his Angel fantasy while Uncle John Gilbert makes a play for the title of Worst Character.
7/31/2017 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 30 seconds
S01E19: Miss Mystic Falls
Nothing like a pageant to serve as a backdrop for a man's addiction storyline...
7/24/2017 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 34 seconds
S01E18: Under Control (feat. Rose Haley)
Much like Stefan, we had a little trouble keeping things under control this week. We blame special guest Rose.
7/10/2017 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 43 seconds
S01E17: Let The Right One In
In which one of the men gets kidnapped for once.
7/3/2017 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 9 seconds
S01E16: There Goes The Neighborhood
Pro tip: going on a double date with your new boyfriend and his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend is not a great idea.
6/26/2017 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 23 seconds
S01E15: A Few Good Men
You would have to be nuts to pay genuine American currency to spend time with any man in Mystic Falls, and yet this week we visit the Founder's Bachelor Auction.
6/19/2017 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 21 seconds
S01E14: Fool Me Once
Can these crazy kids finally get that damn tomb open?
6/5/2017 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 13 seconds
S01E13: Children of the Damned
Journey back to 1864 with us and ponder such topics as "How uncomfortable is sex in a corset?"
5/29/2017 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 51 seconds
S01E12: Unpleasantville
Even ordering pizza is dangerous in Mystic Falls.
5/22/2017 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 34 seconds
S01E11: Bloodlines (featuring Mike Kane)
Elena and Bonnie go on separate but equally fun field trips, and special guest Mike gives a male perspective on why men are.
5/8/2017 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 31 seconds
S01E10: The Turning Point
Career Night goes about as well as any event in Mystic Falls.
5/1/2017 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 48 seconds
S01E09: History Repeating
Move over Katherine, Emily 1864 is in the house!
4/24/2017 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 55 seconds
S01E08: 162 Candles
Stefan has a really nice 162nd birthday.
4/17/2017 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 32 seconds
S01E07: Haunted
In which we ponder the important questions, like "Do vampires get periods?"
4/10/2017 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 59 seconds
S01E06: Lost Girls
WELCOME TO 1864 Y'ALL
4/3/2017 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 23 seconds
S01E05: You're Undead To Me
This week on The Vampire Diaries: dungeons, graveyard parties and car washes all end really well for everybody.
3/27/2017 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 15 seconds
S01E04: Family Ties
Can The Vampire Diaries make us care about pocketwatches and ugly crystals?
3/20/2017 • 57 minutes, 3 seconds
S01E03: Friday Night Bites
It's like Friday Night Lights but with more murder.
3/13/2017 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 53 seconds
S01E02: Night of the Comet
This week on The Vampire Diaries Diaries: pointless comets, gaping neck wounds and candle metaphors.
3/6/2017 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 45 seconds
Pilot
In which Claire and Beth introduce themselves and talk about the pilot episode of The Vampire Diaries.
2/27/2017 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 5 seconds