The funniest bits of the week from Toby’s weekday breakfast show on BBC Radio Sheffield, with topical chat and the best callers in local radio!
No selfies with Rick Astley
Toby and Chelsey nearly meet Rick Astley, Nick's food pics and Xanthe's wet breakfast.
10/20/2023 • 28 minutes, 5 seconds
Ducks and crocodiles alive!
Toby the duck caller, Nick's back from Crete and Chelsey's on Radio 1.
10/13/2023 • 26 minutes, 58 seconds
Winking Willy's
Toby's searching for Willy's in Cleethorpes or is it Scarborough? Nick has a query about dog treats and Chelsey reveals the mystery contents in her box.
9/8/2023 • 21 minutes, 1 second
Warm mayo is wrong
Toby the spider killer and Chelsey thinks Wendy is a wicked women.
9/1/2023 • 15 minutes, 58 seconds
Toby's taxis and mock exams
Toby's got exciting weekend plans.
8/25/2023 • 21 minutes, 51 seconds
Fatty Foulkes and Stormzy's fish fingers
Toby's goallie tips, Chelsey's upset with Stormzy and Nick doesn't get Hayley's old job?
8/11/2023 • 22 minutes, 24 seconds
Gammon Lakes of Milton Keynes
Topy and Chelsey discuss ham, Hayley makes her debut and learns about Lakes from Nick.
8/4/2023 • 24 minutes, 59 seconds
Toby's Carvery and falling down a hole
Toby's holiday mis-hap and Nick and Chelsey question Toby's Yorkshire pudding advice.
7/28/2023 • 23 minutes, 50 seconds
Mr Benn
Toby wonders what TV's Mr Benn was up to and Chelsey takes on Nick in a game of 'slaps'.
7/7/2023 • 21 minutes, 43 seconds
Beatbox Arctic Toby and the naked cake thief
Toby does Arctic Monkeys like George Formby but Chelsey and Nick don't rate his beatbox.
6/30/2023 • 32 minutes, 54 seconds
Billionaires and train sets
Gherkins get Toby in a pickle, Chelsey doesn't get train sets and Nick the scientist.
6/16/2023 • 23 minutes, 12 seconds
Ice Ice Chelsey and Sausage Rolls
No sausage roll cake for Toby but Chelsey's more upset with Nick's Arctic Monkey's quiz.
6/9/2023 • 21 minutes, 7 seconds
Yes Waaay!
Toby takes Whitby to task, Nick is back but Chelsey wants to see his eye patch?
6/2/2023 • 25 minutes, 27 seconds
Fly bites and feeding young farmers
Toby tackles caller Oscar's issue with flies and Chelsey takes the keepy uppy challenge.
5/26/2023 • 17 minutes, 56 seconds
Diet chocolate and driving dogs
Toby has some advice for chocolate makers and Chelsey's off to a kids birthday party.
5/20/2023 • 11 minutes, 22 seconds
Burgers, family do's and fights
Toby loves christenings, Chelsey's song for Europe and Simon Thake turns up for Nick.
5/12/2023 • 17 minutes, 23 seconds
Not a happy Harry Potter World
Toby loves Canal Boat Diaries, Chelsey's been to London and Wendy takes over from Nick.
5/7/2023 • 14 minutes, 53 seconds
Bad tattoos and Agadoo
Toby helps the teachers as a kids party DJ but Chelsey and Nick aren't impressed.
4/14/2023 • 10 minutes, 15 seconds
Seagulls and soggy trifle
Toby knows about birds, Nick has a seagull coffee story and Chelsey makes a discovery.
3/25/2023 • 16 minutes, 28 seconds
Unpopular Opinions
The Peak District bores Toby, Chelsey doesn't get dogs and is Nick funnier than Toby?
3/22/2023 • 22 minutes, 28 seconds
Chips and gravy snow day
Toby and Nick never had snow days as kids and Chelsey wants to be a 'binocular-ist'?
3/16/2023 • 29 minutes, 28 seconds
Naughty monkeys and Richard Hawley
Toby's been to the Zoo, Chelsey's dressed like Rocky and what's under Nick's bed?
3/3/2023 • 20 minutes, 58 seconds
Spongebob Yoda
Chelsey thinks Toby is like Patrick the cartoon starfish and Jedi Nick talks like a Yoda.
2/28/2023 • 37 minutes, 1 second
Stones, spies and valentines
Toby thinks he's a spy, Xanthe thinks he's an old man but who buys Chelsey toilet rolls?
2/17/2023 • 41 minutes, 59 seconds
In search of Bryan Reynolds
Toby, Chelsey and Nick are ready for Ryan at Sheffield United but not their hotdogs...
2/10/2023 • 21 minutes, 58 seconds
Planes, trains and pants first?
Toby's been taken for a ride by a gurkha, Chelsey goes for socks and Nick's happy meal?
2/3/2023 • 20 minutes, 46 seconds
The hospital radio show
Toby and Chelsey have been to the doctor's and Nick remembers his hospital radio days.
1/27/2023 • 24 minutes, 11 seconds
Fish, chips and cigs in Paris
Toby is blah according to Nick and Xanthe and Chelsey is back from Paris with gifts.
1/13/2023 • 25 minutes, 3 seconds
The Christmas eve, eve quiz
Festive fun with quizmaster Nick with Toby and Chelsey joined by actual team members!
12/23/2022 • 57 minutes, 58 seconds
Mistletoe no way Mr Bond
Toby, Chelsey and Nick swop Christmas party stories and Xanthe is back but she's no spy!
12/22/2022 • 27 minutes, 11 seconds
'I don't snore!'
Toby wants a cafe, Chelsey likes raw cheese and don't mention vacuum cleaners to Nick.
12/14/2022 • 28 minutes, 11 seconds
Car boots and hospital food
Toby's secret for a cheap meal, Chelsey's £11 fish and chips and Nick is just toasty.
12/6/2022 • 37 minutes, 40 seconds
80's perms & wigs in blankets
Toby and Nick take a fashion trip back to their youth and Chelsey is nuts about milk.
11/25/2022 • 33 minutes, 30 seconds
Snuggly man bear and dart through a trumpet
Xanthe is back, Chelsey is not happy with quizmaster Nick and what did Toby do at 17?
11/19/2022 • 48 minutes, 54 seconds
Trick or Treat Beatniks
Toby tries poetry, Chelsey discovers Frank Sidebottom but Nick's not a fan of Halloween
11/4/2022 • 51 minutes, 23 seconds
Cruising with Brian the bread man
Toby has tips for surviving a cruise and why was Chelsey sacked from her student job?
10/21/2022 • 19 minutes, 11 seconds
Big Brother and fake pigeons
Toby explains why he has a fake pigeon and Chelsey is excited about Big Brother's return.
10/14/2022 • 27 minutes, 57 seconds
Bananas over pyjamas and Lion poo
Toby and Nick take Chelsey to task over shopping in her pyjamas and trying on trousers with a neck test. Meanwhile back in the garden there's some Lion poo to keep the cats away!
10/7/2022 • 37 minutes, 8 seconds
Samosas Assemble!
The samosas are calling Toby again and Chelsey is feeling a little horse.
9/3/2022 • 33 minutes, 18 seconds
Reservoir booze and Big Foot
Toby's solution to the hosepipe ban and Chelsey's off to the Leeds Festival...
8/26/2022 • 27 minutes, 59 seconds
No may flies on Paul O'Grady
Toby learns about the lives of may flies but it's no dog's life for Nick.
8/19/2022 • 22 minutes, 37 seconds
Hair today but gone tomorrow, 5th Aug 22
Toby's had a haircut and Nick's returned from his holidays.
8/9/2022 • 31 minutes, 24 seconds
I wanna fly away, 29 Jul 22
Toby's waved his eldest off and the team are lobbying for a Sheffield Eurovision.
8/1/2022 • 31 minutes, 48 seconds
I can't believe it's not butter, 22nd July 22
Toby's got a paddling pool and Chelsey's trying to make butter.
8/1/2022 • 39 minutes, 54 seconds
No wheels on my wagon, 15 Jul 22
Toby's been to a gala but is missing some wheels.
7/15/2022 • 33 minutes, 17 seconds
You don't know you're born, 8th July
Toby, Nick and Chelsey celebrate the 1980s in their own unique way.
7/8/2022 • 39 minutes, 46 seconds
Just take it serious-lorry, 1st July
You'll never guess what Chelsey saw on her drive to work!
7/1/2022 • 35 minutes, 24 seconds
Yobs in the playground, 24th June
Toby cocks a snook.
6/24/2022 • 59 minutes, 11 seconds
Fish CPR, 17th June
Dad lies, saving fish and heavy lorries.
6/17/2022 • 33 minutes, 41 seconds
If the head don't fit...10th June
Toby, Xanthe and Nick look for Jimmy Nail.
6/10/2022 • 46 minutes, 10 seconds
Toby And The Back Spasms, 27th May 22
Toby's had "one for the car" and Chelsey's mixed up her back spasms.
5/27/2022 • 34 minutes, 35 seconds
Awarding success
Toby and Chelsey have been to the big smoke.
5/6/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 18 seconds
Getting saucy
Food hacks and fortune telling.
4/15/2022 • 22 minutes, 20 seconds
The road to Hull
It's taken two years, but finally Nick's been caught.
4/8/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 10 seconds
Too weak to iron, 25th March
Toby and Nick discover Chelsey has just landed from another planet.
3/25/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 26 seconds
My pockets were full of wasps! 18th March
Chelsey reveals some unusual information!
3/18/2022 • 54 minutes, 10 seconds
How do you jelly an eel? 11th March
Toby has his teeth drilled and Nick and Chelsey debate sibling pop acts.
3/11/2022 • 52 minutes, 54 seconds
Toby's last day, 24th Feb
Chelsey has bought Toby a special present for his last day.
2/24/2022 • 43 minutes, 10 seconds
James Blunt torture, 18 Feb '22
Chelsey shares some love crumpet and Toby disperses protesters.
2/18/2022 • 55 minutes, 48 seconds
A snowman goes into a greengrocers.....11 Feb '22
Toby is working hard for laughs this week.
2/11/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 40 seconds
My tool is tired, 4th Feb '22
Xanthe is adamant she's seen a crane in Chesterfield and Toby's getting fit.
2/5/2022 • 44 minutes, 18 seconds
You will never tell me I'm a bad singer! 21st Jan '22
It's time to shine! Chelsey wows Toby and Nick with her vocal talents.
1/21/2022 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 46 seconds
No cry? No sweat. 18th January '22
Katie and Nick test Toby's theory that he doesn't cry when chopping onions. It's a mess.
1/14/2022 • 40 minutes, 29 seconds
Fancy a bobble? 17th December '21
Double crossing, bobbling round Sheffield and office party etiquette.
12/17/2021 • 41 minutes, 17 seconds
More words than a dog, 10th December
Who knows more words, Chelsey or a dog?!
12/10/2021 • 32 minutes, 31 seconds
You keep upsetting my dog, 18th November
Space ketchup; Paddy McGuinness; dogs; chauffeurs; pogo sticks and sexy backs.
11/19/2021 • 53 minutes, 28 seconds
Who dressed Her Majesty? 5th November
Toby, Chelsey and Kevin talk chocolate onions; National Toby Day and fancy dress.
11/8/2021 • 27 minutes, 5 seconds
Shoplifting with your mum, 29th October, 21
Nick's making Tic Tac pasta; Chelsey's got gas problems and Toby's made a pledge.
10/29/2021 • 33 minutes, 53 seconds
Finger of f*****, 25th October 21
The team learn a new word and discover the BBC censors chocolate bars.
10/22/2021 • 37 minutes, 14 seconds
Put it in my glove box, 7th October 21
Black pudding; ghostly roads and funny car parts.
10/8/2021 • 32 minutes, 44 seconds
Toby! The Musical, 17 Sep 21
Everyone's talking about Toby.
9/22/2021 • 28 minutes, 49 seconds
Pie In The Sky, 10 Sep 21
Toby and the gang have a big idea about a big pie!
9/10/2021 • 32 minutes, 15 seconds
Stuff your own crust, September 3rd '21
Amorous dolphins; forgotten passwords and mumblers.
9/3/2021 • 28 minutes, 21 seconds
The Toby Buster podcast, August 27th '21
Idiot potatoes; savage tortoises; speedboats; the Queen's head and funny names.
8/27/2021 • 42 minutes, 48 seconds
Tastes like snails, 20th August 21
Aliens; potted dog and the 1970s, with a guest appearance from celebrity chef Rustie Lee!
8/20/2021 • 26 minutes, 59 seconds
What's the point of a dog? 13th August 21
Chelsey drops a bombshell and it's Toby's birthday.
8/13/2021 • 37 minutes, 57 seconds
Bye Pat! 6th Aug 21
Toby takes a special delivery and the team celebrate buttery butter.
8/6/2021 • 28 minutes, 57 seconds
You Say Sofa I Say Settee, 23 Jul 21
Controversy ensues when Bez from the Happy Mondays says "settee" on national telly.
7/23/2021 • 41 minutes, 3 seconds
A Lamb, an Owl and a Hawk Walk Into A Bar, 02 July 21
Toby hears some great stories about the strangest things people have seen out and about.
7/2/2021 • 41 minutes, 38 seconds
Three Brians on the Shirt, 25 Jun 21
Who needs to sing about Three Lions?? Toby, Kat and Nick come up with alternatives.
6/25/2021 • 39 minutes
Ferret Finger Frolics, 11 Jun 21
Toby has an amazing call from a fella who woke up with a ferret eating his finger!
6/10/2021 • 56 minutes, 49 seconds
We Don’t Talk Anymore, 04 Jun 21
Toby spies on Nick's phone and has to enlist listeners to help with this week's funnies.
6/4/2021 • 48 minutes, 7 seconds
Toby Foster Nul Points, 28 May 21
Toby has an idea for Eurovision next year but Kat and Nick aren’t quite on board.
5/28/2021 • 46 minutes, 47 seconds
Let’s Be Having You, 21 May 21
Kat channels her inner Delia Smith as Barnsley FC make the play offs.
5/21/2021 • 40 minutes, 3 seconds
Et Voila, 17 May 21
Toby tips his hat towards the French after they lead the way in Magic education.
5/14/2021 • 45 minutes, 9 seconds
Someone Call The Fire Brigade, 7 May 21
Toby and the team have to evacuate when the fire alarm goes off!
5/7/2021 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 23 seconds
The Nichest Phone In Ever, 30 Apr 21
After Kat removes a pine needle from her leg Toby asks a VERY specific question.
4/30/2021 • 59 minutes, 48 seconds
Take The Levy To The Chevy, 23 Apr 21
Nick takes a pop at Toby’s new Toddler Tune competition over the lyrical accuracy.
4/23/2021 • 44 minutes, 56 seconds
Look Who’s Talking, 09 Apr 21
Toby works on a few of his celebrity impressions and there’s a new quiz coming too!
4/9/2021 • 53 minutes, 11 seconds
You’d Butter Believe It, 01 Apr 21
Toby’s dog gets his head stuck which leads to a discussion on the price of butter.
4/1/2021 • 50 minutes, 37 seconds
Some Swans Knocking At The Door, 26 Mar 21
Toby reflects on the signature story of the week and Nick releases a dance track
3/26/2021 • 47 minutes, 33 seconds
Comic Relief Special, 19 Mar 21
An extra Toby Foster Podcast with an hour of YOUR jokes with a live audience
3/19/2021 • 46 minutes, 13 seconds
Why Do Ducks Have Feathers? 19 Mar 21
This weeks podcast is jammed packed with jokes in the run up to our Comic Relief Special
3/19/2021 • 43 minutes, 4 seconds
Tell Us A Joke, No Really! 5 Mar 21
Toby asks for your jokes for a Comic Relief special
3/7/2021 • 30 minutes, 19 seconds
The Tale Of The 5 Grand Cup Of Tea, 26 Feb 21
Toby turns an average cup of tea into the most expensive in the world.
3/7/2021 • 34 minutes, 3 seconds
Hen-do or Hen-don’t, 18 Feb 21
There's a family fall out due to a confession about Henderson's Relish.
And there are some shock discoveries from people’s cutlery draws.
2/18/2021 • 52 minutes, 58 seconds
Flippin Heck It’s the Podcast, 12 Feb 21
Toby fully embraces a challenge set down by fellow presenter Jason Rosam.
2/12/2021 • 35 minutes, 55 seconds
The Handbags And The Bananas, 05 Feb 21
When a 14 inch banana is discovered in Doncaster the show takes an unexpected turn.
2/5/2021 • 39 minutes, 50 seconds
Hair Today Gone Tomorrow, 29 Feb 21
Hairless dogs turns out to be the big talking point of the week!
Plus Dick from Dick and Dom talks about Practical jokes, and there’s a story of a fat Parrot too.
1/29/2021 • 56 minutes, 43 seconds
Push The Button, 22 Jan 21
Toby takes issue with the President of America because of his first actions in the job.
1/22/2021 • 45 minutes, 42 seconds
Panic At The Disc-Snow, pod 15 Jan
As snow falls Toby hears about what Pat in Dronfield says to the snow and Kat has a slip!
1/15/2021 • 43 minutes, 24 seconds
I Believe In Miracles, 08 Jan 21
Toby is lambasted for having hot chocolate for breakfast and Kat does some washing.
1/8/2021 • 40 minutes, 52 seconds
Toby Foster and The Witches Finger, 24 Dec 20
Toby calls his TV remote something daft and Nick struggles to describe a cookie cutter!
12/24/2020 • 49 minutes, 29 seconds
Don't let the bed bugs bite, 18 Dec 20
Toby's got a warning about creepy crawlies, and there's more toilet humour.
12/20/2020 • 58 minutes, 34 seconds
Les Dawson Underwater, 11 Dec 20
Impressionist Jon Culshaw does his take on Toby…and Toby’s not too happy about it!
12/11/2020 • 49 minutes, 23 seconds
Cockle Our Souls, 04 Dec 20
Toby tells the story of his dog Skip and Kat has an unfortunate slip of the tongue
12/4/2020 • 34 minutes, 20 seconds
Bangers and Crash, 27 Nov 20
Toby has an unfortunate incident involving his new car and Nick is buying a teasmade!
11/27/2020 • 48 minutes, 46 seconds
Scooby Dooby Don’t, 20 Nov 20
Toby dusts off his Scooby Doo impression and Kat pays a fortune for a sandwich!
11/20/2020 • 34 minutes, 31 seconds
That’s Out-Radious, 13 No 20
Toby gets told off by a 3 year old because of his stance on Christmas decorations!
And Kat takes credit for everything.
11/13/2020 • 56 minutes, 53 seconds
Any Meat For The Dog? 06 Nov 20
Toby takes on a second job delivering meat and Kat start WFH!
11/6/2020 • 46 minutes, 28 seconds
You OK Hun? 30 Oct 20
Toby has a mare of a time fishing and Kat has a bad day.
10/30/2020 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 21 seconds
Believe me you, 16 Oct 20
Toby's cold and tired and Nick doesn't believe me. You?
10/16/2020 • 39 minutes, 22 seconds
Frog in the bog, 9th Oct 20
Toby's not cut out for the world of work and there's a froggy mystery.
10/9/2020 • 49 minutes, 49 seconds
Who’s Mixed My Toasties? 02 Oct 20
Toby and the team try out some dad jokes and Kat goes Roller Skating
10/2/2020 • 44 minutes, 11 seconds
The Button Smuggler, 25 Sept 20
Kat finds a new place to hide her buttons and Toby comes up with a new feature.
9/25/2020 • 58 minutes, 55 seconds
Stronger Than Yesterday, 18 Sept
Toby's had a short week, and Kat's getting strong.
9/18/2020 • 37 minutes, 13 seconds
Boomtown Kats, 11 Sept 20
Toby's celebrating Christmas early and Kat's got a rodent problem.
9/11/2020 • 41 minutes, 42 seconds
Get fresh for the weekend, 4th Sept 20
Toby’s had air freshener dramas and Xanthe’s forgotten to put her lights on.
9/4/2020 • 45 minutes, 18 seconds
You Say Holiday I Say Staycation! 28 Aug 20
Toby, the team and his daughter Maisie take a campervan trip around South Yorkshire
And guess what…it rained a lot!
8/28/2020 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 9 seconds
Forward, Roll. 21 Aug 20
Toby's gymnastically challenged and Kat's slept in a treehouse.
8/21/2020 • 45 minutes, 24 seconds
What Be That Fish, 14th Aug 20
Multi Award Winning Toby Foster comes up with a brand new guess the fish competition!
8/14/2020 • 52 minutes, 56 seconds
You Smell Neutral Toby, 31 Jul 20
Kat pays Toby a backhanded compliment and the team rework the ChuckleVision theme tune.
7/31/2020 • 47 minutes, 10 seconds
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Blanket, 24 Jul 20
Toby's discovered an insomnia cure, and there's much ado about Barnsley.
7/24/2020 • 45 minutes, 16 seconds
Mumbo Jumbology, 17 July 20
Toby and the team talk about the 13th sign of the Zodiac
7/17/2020 • 48 minutes, 13 seconds
Bake a difference, 10 Jul 20
Toby's a has-bin and Xanthe's been baking up a storm.
7/10/2020 • 30 minutes, 3 seconds
No Hard Fillings, 3 Jul 20
Toby's been to the dentist and the listeners all love Jim Davis.
7/3/2020 • 38 minutes, 10 seconds
'Egg or cannon?' and other questions. 26 Jun 20
Toby attempts to answer the great unanswerable questions, including: "Why don't you see baby pigeons?" and "Why don't cars blow up?"
Kat soils herself at the prospect of a new podcast, and the gang catch up with a couple of hairdressers who are gearing up to reopen.
Plus: What's the best way to sleep in a heatwave: fan on or fan off?
6/26/2020 • 48 minutes, 26 seconds
Around the world (and in the shed) 12 Jun 20
Toby's round-the-world trip continues, but things don't go entirely to plan...
6/12/2020 • 30 minutes, 54 seconds
Send us a postcard! 5 June 20
Toby kicks off a virtual trip around the World beginning in Greece and ending in Mexico
6/5/2020 • 32 minutes, 31 seconds
Avant Gardener, 29 May 20
Toby thinks he's being wound up and Kat's off round the world (sort of)
5/29/2020 • 42 minutes, 3 seconds
Toby, u ok hun? 22 May 20
Toby's not enjoying his extra time at home and Kat's got a new hobby.
5/22/2020 • 33 minutes, 29 seconds
Furry Foreheads and Slippery Showers, 15 May 20
Toby continues to put a smile on people’s faces, Kat slips in the shower and Xanthe needs help from her mum.
This podcast is made up of the light-hearted moments from Toby's daily breakfast show. The full shows, including local information and "Make A Difference," are available at BBC Sounds and at www.bbc.co.uk/radiosheffield.
5/15/2020 • 38 minutes, 29 seconds
Peacock Detective, 1 May 2020
Toby returns to the studio after his self-isolation, and there is news of a Peacock on the loose in his village.
This podcast is made up of the fun and light-hearted moments of Toby’s daily breakfast show. For full shows, including Make A Difference information, go to bbc.co.uk/radiosheffield
5/1/2020 • 36 minutes, 54 seconds
Neville Neville, 24 Apr 20
Toby's still working from home, and there's bad news from the Foster household.
This podcast is made up of the fun and light-hearted moments of Toby's daily breakfast show. For the full shows, including Make A Difference information, go to bbc.co.uk/radiosheffield.
4/24/2020 • 23 minutes, 19 seconds
Jolly Hockey Sticks, 17 April 20
Toby works from home and keeps everyone smiling...apart from himself!
This podcast is made up of the light-hearted moments from Toby's daily breakfast show. The full shows, including local information and "Make A Difference," are available at BBC Sounds and at www.bbc.co.uk/radiosheffield.
4/17/2020 • 42 minutes, 11 seconds
Current Affairs, 09 April 20
Toby attempts to cheer everybody up, his dog steals the limelight and Kat gets confused.
These podcasts are made up of the light-hearted moments from Toby's daily show on BBC Radio Sheffield.
The full programmes, including Make A Difference information, are also available at BBC Sounds.
4/10/2020 • 33 minutes, 28 seconds
Isolation Station, 03 Apr 20
The team are all back together after Kat’s self-isolation!
Producer Dan is still working from home but has been sending Toby his self-styled self-isolation diaries.
And the listeners suggest one liners for Toby’s ‘Lockdown Joke book’
Get in touch: Toby@bbc.co.uk
4/3/2020 • 33 minutes, 16 seconds
Cheese on the wheels, 13 Mar 20
Toby talks about doofers, patricia-rolls and eggy putty...plus other familyisms!
He also considers a drag career and tries to understand the appeal of hair straighteners.
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
3/13/2020 • 41 minutes, 31 seconds
Another day in parrot-dise, 6 Mar 20
Toby celebrates winning a big award at the ARIAS, but unfortunately the night didn't go to plan.
Plus, there are parrots on the phone, and Toby offers therapy to dogs.
Send us your congratulatory messages to toby@bbc.co.uk. Title your email: "You are all amazing and deserve a pay rise."
3/6/2020 • 36 minutes, 34 seconds
Squeeze the Eel, 13 Feb 20
Judge Toby presides over life's dilemmas and the team has a makeover.
He also travels to the future to hear the sound of HS2 and gets reprimanded for banging his big stick.
Plus; how do you squeeze an eel?
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
2/14/2020 • 50 minutes, 56 seconds
Hold On Caller Waiting, 7 Feb 20
Toby tests out his new on hold music with the help of listener Roy.
And things take a bit of a turn when Toby asked for peoples dating stories.
Get In Touch: Toby@bbc.co.uk
2/7/2020 • 22 minutes, 50 seconds
Plugging The Gaps, 31 Jan 20
Toby's had a distressing trip to the cinema and there's something lurking behind Kat's radiator.
They're also joined in the studio by a young drummer who does a mean comedy rimshot.
Get in touch with the podcast: toby@bbc.co.uk
1/31/2020 • 37 minutes, 4 seconds
When The Lights Go Out, 24 Jan 20
Toby has his headlights stolen and the team are VERY supportive…NOT!!
Also Toby has a dream about a python and the team hear from people who have famous names.
PLUS more bonus never heard before content too.
Get in touch: Toby@bbc.co.uk
1/24/2020 • 31 minutes, 29 seconds
Horney Handed Man Of Radio, 17 Jan 20
Toby and the team pay homage to the humble refuge collector.
Kat tries out her Cornish accent with hilarious consequences and Toby talks about the different emotions of a cow…what more could you want?!
Get in touch: Toby@bbc.co.uk
1/17/2020 • 39 minutes, 30 seconds
Henceforth The Podcast, 10 Jan 20
Toby tries out his BBC Radio 3 Voice and Kat tries pea juice coffee, made from mushy peas of course!
Plus there’s a Phoenix Night scoop from Toby after he received an email from Peter Kay.
Get in touch; Toby@bbc.co.uk
1/10/2020 • 36 minutes, 32 seconds
Toby's Review Of The Year
Toby looks back on his highlights of 2019.
12/28/2019 • 55 minutes, 49 seconds
Bonuscast: The Toby Awards 2019
Toby hands out trophies to his favourite guests of the year.
12/23/2019 • 52 minutes
Not a Sausage, 20 Dec 19
Toby ponders a lack of pigs in blankets, and has a dramatic fanfare.
12/20/2019 • 31 minutes, 24 seconds
The Podcast Of Mystery, 06 Dec 19
Kat bans Toby from telling you what’s in the Podcast so there are no spoilers!
Toby may or may not talk about Cornish accents, talking to dogs and a stolen cannon.
But there are no spoilers here.
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
12/6/2019 • 44 minutes, 22 seconds
Brought To You By The Letter C, 29 Nov 19
Toby talks Cows, Cyril, Christmas Presents and (Fact) Checking.
Its only topics beginning with C for Toby and the team this week…apart from a slight deviation to chat Bunnies!
Get in Touch: Toby@bbc.co.uk
11/29/2019 • 38 minutes, 57 seconds
How Do You Woo? 22 Nov 19
Toby talks about how he wooed his wife in a supermarket café.
And we also found out what Nick will be wearing to eat his Christmas dinner.
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
11/22/2019 • 37 minutes, 23 seconds
Goats Eyes…That’s Udderly Ridiculous, 08 Nov 19
Toby talks a lot about Goats on this weeks Pod, including their eyes and what gets your goat.
Also find out how Toby put his foot in it in a very public place and how Kat is a very lucky girl!
Get in touch: Toby@bbc.co.uk
11/8/2019 • 59 minutes, 5 seconds
Hello Tony, 18 Oct 19
Toby is mistaken for someone with a similar name. He's also taken on a trip down memory lane, and is joined in the studio by a superfan!
10/18/2019 • 41 minutes, 50 seconds
BOGOF, 11th Oct 19
Toby's talking toilet roll, dogs and astrology.
Get in touch? Send Toby and email at toby@bbc.co.uk
10/11/2019 • 37 minutes, 4 seconds
A Bit Of Argy Bargy, 27 Sept 19
The story of a narrowboat gets Toby all worked up!
He also gets on his high horse about serving coffee in pubs, the team talk about the best way to clean a dehumidifier and Kat gets Naked…again!!!
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
9/27/2019 • 37 minutes, 18 seconds
You Must Be Yoking, 20th Sept 2019
Toby finds out if it’s lucky to get a ‘double yoaker’ egg, and there could be something in it!
It turns out that Nick from the News has never had one…and he’s been a bit unlucky. Also there is talk about golden toilets, operating on a fish and balloon modelling...So just your average week.
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
9/20/2019 • 28 minutes, 34 seconds
BOJO in RORO with TOFO, 13 Sept 19
Toby tests out the formula for Boris Johnson’s nickname ahead of his visit to Rotherham.
Kat is back from Jersey with tales of a very low key holiday with her dad and if you’re a fan of I’m A Celeb, Toby has a spoiler alert!
Get in touch: Toby@bbc.co.uk
9/13/2019 • 37 minutes, 14 seconds
Slate For A Plate, 6 Sept 19
Toby and the team discuss all the big topics of the week including using a slate for a plate in restaurants and which foot is the flip and which is the flop!
You’d think there wasn’t anything else going on…Oh and there’s a tiny little bit of politics too…sorry.
Get in touch: Toby@bbc.co.uk
9/6/2019 • 28 minutes, 53 seconds
Live in Scarborough, 02 Sept 19
Toby, Kat and Nick take a trip to the seaside for the final day of the summer holidays!
They take in the sights and try their hand at sea fishing, ice cream pulling at the Harbour Bar and Toby gets to drive a train on the North Bay Railway
9/2/2019 • 29 minutes, 40 seconds
The Under 30s Club, 23 Aug 19
Office politics takes centre stage as a new Under 30s group has formed and Toby’s not invited!
Kat loses her words at a very unfortunate moment, plus Toby offends the whole of Liverpool and there’s a mystery sound in Barnsley.
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
8/23/2019 • 39 minutes, 4 seconds
50 Tales of Toby, 09 Aug 19
The team and special guests, including Peter Kay, Ricky Gervais and the Phoenix Nights gang celebrate Toby’s 50th Birthday.
Toby turns 50 next week and we’ve been delving into the archives and hearing stories from the people who know him best.
***its definitely not his last show***
8/9/2019 • 37 minutes, 42 seconds
No Such Thing as a Pish, 02 Aug 19
Toby buys a new fridge, and is shocked to learn just how squeaky his voice used to be!
8/2/2019 • 35 minutes, 40 seconds
Podcast schmodcast 26 July '19
Toby tells dad jokes and bows down to the birdy overlords.
7/26/2019 • 29 minutes, 25 seconds
Hook, Line and Sinker, 19 Jul 19
Toby talks about fishing…A LOT!!! Including a fishing trip that landed a man stranded in shark infested waters, trout tickling and Kat making it into a prestigious magazine…it’s all covered in the Podcast.
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
7/19/2019 • 45 minutes, 1 second
Yodelling Along, 12 Jul 19
Also Steve from Doncaster called Toby to tell him one of the worst cases of sending a text to the wrong person EVER!
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
7/12/2019 • 26 minutes, 24 seconds
The Case Of The Upside Down Swimsuit, 05 July 19
Toby talks about a lady who had an unforgettable wardrobe malfunction involving a swimsuit!
He also chats about Lioness Millie Bright, Boris Johnson out styling Stormzy and Kat gets an offer she can’t refuse.
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
7/5/2019 • 37 minutes, 18 seconds
All Tied Up, 28 Jun 19
Toby and the team get a glimpse into Nick’s wardrobe, all because of a listener complaint.
And Toby also talks about Australian whales, painting buses and caravan parks!
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
6/28/2019 • 44 minutes, 49 seconds
Mrs Bacon Eggington, 14 Jun 19
It's a very eggy podcast this week (no yolks).
Toby also tells us how he was compromised by a fish pie.
And Kat Harbourne has spent the week running background checks on Toby, with surprising results.
The podcast is having a rest for a couple of weeks while Toby's away...Why not delight him with your emails upon his return? toby@bbc.co.uk.
6/14/2019 • 36 minutes, 19 seconds
Espresso Yourself, 07 Jun 19
Toby picks a fight with Lewis Capaldi on behalf of old friend Richard Hawley.
He also has a revelation about coffee, and a caller who drinks A LOT of coffee.
6/7/2019 • 31 minutes, 51 seconds
Do You Come From Rom, Ron? 31 May 19
Toby spends his week talking about the Crich Tramway Museum and the village of Rom.
5/31/2019 • 35 minutes, 27 seconds
Some Kind of Bliss, 24 May 19
Toby draws on his vast experience to talk about domestic bliss. Also, snoring and wendy houses and other treats.
Get in touch: toby@bbc.co.uk
5/24/2019 • 49 minutes, 12 seconds
The Case Of The Exploding Table, 17 May 19
Toby finds out that exploding glass tables are more common than you think; particularly if they belong to your mother-in-law.
He also finds out about some breaking news concerning public toilets in Cleethorpes. And Toby also opens a can of worms when he asks Kat and Nick if they own a bread bin!
Want to get in touch? Email your messages to toby@bbc.co.uk
5/17/2019 • 40 minutes, 30 seconds
It's All About The Bass, Yo Double, 10 May 19
Toby has a go at playing the double bass after he dropped into conversation that he always wanted to have a go.
Kat gets her kit off and it’s not for a Naked Podcast and Toby talks about the lad from Doncaster who racked up a huge bill on a stag do to Liverpool.
Want to get in touch? Email your messages to toby@bbc.co.uk
5/10/2019 • 31 minutes, 32 seconds
I Was Born On A Wand'rin' Star, 03 May 19
Toby reveals that the first words he ever said were ‘I Was Born On A Wand'rin' Star’ and his Auntie Kate phoned to back him up! Auntie Kate also went on to share some other stories about young Toby.
Toby and the team also talk about the little white lies they tell and Toby tries to get to the bottom of a mystery sound!
Want to get in touch? Email your messages to toby@bbc.co.uk
5/3/2019 • 36 minutes, 15 seconds
9772 Is The Magic Number, 14 Apr 19
Toby also talks about the merits of a hot tubs and the best place to eat in Preston.
Want to get in touch? Email your messages to toby@bbc.co.uk
4/12/2019 • 31 minutes, 14 seconds
The Earl of Romtickle, 05 Apr 19
Toby collects stories about being grown-up and considers becoming titled. Who wouldn't want to be the Lord of Cheese Bottom?
He also talks to a dog and recalls the joy of last year's charity drive to Monaco.
Want to send him a message? toby@bbc.co.uk
4/5/2019 • 46 minutes, 13 seconds
Intergalactic Flying Burger, 29 Mar 19
In an historic week for British democracy, Toby talks about all the important stuff. In particular; pigeons with backpacks and foxes eating parcels.
He also catches up with YouTuber Tom Stanniland to learn the fate of his intergalactic flying frozen burger. And talking of space, Kat's pondering "female space ladies".
Want to get in touch? Email your messages to toby@bbc.co.uk
3/29/2019 • 42 minutes, 49 seconds
Never Enough, 22 Mar 19
Toby's had enough of posh coffee and the listeners have had enough of everything.
3/22/2019 • 39 minutes, 34 seconds
Swedish Chef, 15 Mar 19
What a week it's been! Toby has been mistaken for somebody very important and Kat is preoccupied with a brassica. There's also a lot of talk about noses. Obviously.
Fancy getting in touch?
Email: toby@bbc.co.uk
3/15/2019 • 47 minutes, 39 seconds
The Only Way Is Tup, 08 Mar 19
Toby's been experimenting with nudity, and Tupperware stalls the conversation.
Would you like to be Toby's friend?
Email the podcast: toby@bbc.co.uk.
3/8/2019 • 41 minutes, 19 seconds
Party Like It's Your Birthday, 01 Mar 19
Toby's talking about birthday errors, baked rainbows and classical music.
He's also determined to become an Instagram success. Any advice for him? toby@bbc.co.uk
3/1/2019 • 44 minutes, 35 seconds
Wristy Business, 22 Feb 2019
Toby discovers the missing scene from The Lion King and when is a cheese not a cheese?
2/22/2019 • 31 minutes, 19 seconds
The Netherland Regions, 15 Feb 19
Toby ponders smart speakers and rabbits, and has a wardrobe malfunction.
2/15/2019 • 35 minutes, 55 seconds
Dog In The Playground, 08 Feb 19
New listeners, errant pets, and flooded houses.
These are the best bits of the week from the daily show on BBC Radio Sheffield.
Say hello: toby@bbc.co.uk
2/8/2019 • 37 minutes, 48 seconds
Tickle My Pickle, 01 Feb 19
Drinking pickle juice, failing Dry January and getting cultural.
2/1/2019 • 48 minutes, 29 seconds
To The Moon And Back, 25 Jan 19
Toby talks exciting moons, messy cars and awards.
Send your emails to toby@bbc.co.uk
1/25/2019 • 36 minutes, 10 seconds
Lightbulb Moments, 18 Jan 19
Toby ponders the north-south divide and old lightbulbs.
He also wades into a big row...about hanging baskets.
Send your emails and pictures to toby@bbc.co.uk
1/18/2019 • 44 minutes, 7 seconds
Home And Dry, 11 Jan 19
It's Toby's first podcast of 2019!
He's talking Dry January, warts, and posh tea.
Send your podsquad pictures and messages to toby@bbc.co.uk.
1/11/2019 • 45 minutes, 8 seconds
Bangers & Cash Bonuscast, 31 Dec 18
The highlights of Toby's big charity drive across Europe.
12/31/2018 • 56 minutes, 58 seconds
The Toby Awards Bonuscast, 25 Dec 18
It's Toby's annual awards ceremony!
12/24/2018 • 34 minutes, 33 seconds
The Ventriloquism Incident, 24 Dec 18
Toby's voice is rather low, and Producer Dan's lips aren't moving...
12/24/2018 • 34 minutes, 36 seconds
The Way To Armadillo, 14 Dec 18
Toby talks Brexit and Sean Bean, and meets a furry friend.
12/14/2018 • 43 minutes, 7 seconds
Punch Drunk, 7 Dec 18
Toby's got a very special surprise guest in the studio.
12/7/2018 • 51 minutes
My Bidet is a Temple, 23 Nov 18
Toby's not in good health, and the boss is nowhere to be seen.