Chris Ray Gun, Tom Sweeny and SomeBlackGuy (that's his name, we swear) are funny people, so let them funny for you.
#204: Sylvester Stallone Drinks P*ss
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2/5/2024 • 2 hours, 36 minutes, 30 seconds
#203: Beninem
Ben Shapiro has bars, apparently...
2/2/2024 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 43 seconds
#202: Trump in Mortal Kombat DLC?
1/29/2024 • 2 hours, 16 minutes, 1 second
#201: Nude Mods
1/26/2024 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 22 seconds
#200: Black Corey Taylor
we made it to 200!
1/19/2024 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 4 seconds
#199: Katt Williams and J'unnels
We talk about Katt Williams saying a bunch of wild stuff and them infamous jewish tunnels
1/15/2024 • 3 hours, 11 minutes, 9 seconds
#198: Stephen Hawking Did WHAT?
Stephen Hawking is allegedly a creepThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5934390/advertisement
1/9/2024 • 2 hours, 32 minutes, 44 seconds
#197: New Year, New Gay
1/1/2024 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 45 seconds
#196: When SIMPS Attack
12/26/2023 • 3 hours, 4 minutes, 11 seconds
#195: Chris is a Quitter
12/23/2023 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 27 seconds
#194: The Game Awards are Getting Worse
12/18/2023 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 44 seconds
#193: Don't Burp On My Cl*t Homie!
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12/11/2023 • 2 hours, 37 minutes, 28 seconds
#192: Bullying Henry Kissinger and Just Pearly Things
12/8/2023 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 13 seconds
#191: The Boys Argue About Miles Morales
12/4/2023 • 2 hours, 31 minutes, 1 second
Extra Ammo: Independenence Day 2 (Free Patreon Exclusive)
Here's a free patreon exclusive! If you like this episode check out our patreon where we post Extra Ammo every week! https://patreon.com/TheSnarkTankThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5934390/advertisement
12/1/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 52 seconds
#190: Kevin McCallister vs Mowgli
This was recorded 2 weeks agoThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5934390/advertisement
11/20/2023 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 32 seconds
#189: Boogie2988 Needs To STOP
Probably the last time we'll talk about Boogie2988, unless he explodes from being too large or whatever.This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5934390/advertisement
11/17/2023 • 2 hours, 28 minutes, 2 seconds
#188: Boogie2988 and SSSniperWolf Suck
11/15/2023 • 2 hours, 43 minutes, 33 seconds
#187: xQc is a DEMON
qxc sucks so much!!!This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5934390/advertisement
11/10/2023 • 2 hours, 15 minutes, 7 seconds
#186: Fear The Yoo-hoo Drinker
yoo-hoo is for absolute degenerates and nothing moreThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5934390/advertisement
11/6/2023 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 32 seconds
#185: RIP Friends G.O.A.T
E N J O YThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5934390/advertisement
11/3/2023 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 28 seconds
#184: Bernie Sanders Says The Gamer Word
10/31/2023 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 24 seconds
#183: The Boys Argue Over Spider-Man
long episode!!!This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5934390/advertisement
10/27/2023 • 3 hours, 2 minutes, 42 seconds
#182: H*rny Boomers on Twitter
10/23/2023 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 1 second
#181: SSSniperWolf vs Jacksfilms Continues
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10/20/2023 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 29 seconds
#180: Should The Boys Make A Gay Cover Album?
10/16/2023 • 2 hours, 22 minutes, 22 seconds
#179: Cory in Hamas
10/13/2023 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 7 seconds
#178: Jacksfilms Joins Us!
Jack aka jacksfilms stops by to chop it up with the boys!This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5934390/advertisement
10/9/2023 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 51 seconds
#177: This Guy SHOT A Youtube Prankster
A food delivery driver shot a yotuube prankster for harrassing him. Was shooting him too much? Probably. Do we care? Not really!This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5934390/advertisement
10/6/2023 • 2 hours, 29 minutes, 58 seconds
#176: Sween Is King
10/2/2023 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 55 seconds
#175: Hunter Biden Is Killing Whales
9/29/2023 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 22 seconds
#174: FEAR THIS MAN
The boys answer more of you question which leads to wild conversationsThis show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/5934390/advertisement
9/26/2023 • 2 hours, 44 minutes, 44 seconds
#173: Crazy Old Joe
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9/13/2023 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 16 seconds
#170: EFFING PRONOUNS!!!
We talk about the Starfield discourse and other dumb stuff!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
9/11/2023 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 18 seconds
#169: Glitch McConnell is Back
2 episodes per week is coming!https://patreon.com/thesnarktankAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
9/4/2023 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 4 seconds
#168: This Guy REALLY Likes Men
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8/28/2023 • 2 hours, 15 minutes, 47 seconds
#167: Is This Racist?
We talk jewface and answer your questionsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
8/21/2023 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 56 seconds
#166: Baldur's Gape 3
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8/14/2023 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 11 seconds
#165: xQc Reacts to Racist Walter Jr
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8/7/2023 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 53 seconds
#164: ALIENS. X. GLITCH.
Aliens are real, twitter is now X and Glitch McConnellAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
7/31/2023 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 59 seconds
#163: Barbenheimer
We answer a lot of Patreon questions in the episode!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
7/25/2023 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 30 seconds
#162: Al Bundy is the GOAT
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7/17/2023 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 4 seconds
#161: Zuck MUST Dust Musk
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7/10/2023 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 25 seconds
#160: WORST. APOLOGY. EVER.
Colleen Ballinger is very cool.Thumbnail Art by MEATCANYONAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Across the Spider-Verse, Starfield, Breakfast at Tiffany's and MOREhttps://www.patreon.com/TheSnarkTankAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
6/19/2023 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 21 seconds
#157: Chris Ray Gun NEEDS To Apologize
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6/12/2023 • 2 hours, 36 minutes, 23 seconds
#156: The Absolute Pinnacle Of Hip Hop
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6/6/2023 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 20 seconds
#155: Making Fun of The Brits
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5/29/2023 • 2 hours, 17 minutes, 1 second
#154: "Greece is in Central Italy"
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5/23/2023 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 10 seconds
#153: Tears Of The Good Doctor
for context of what happened to Derrick at the end, watch the YouTube version! https://youtu.be/4Z_npsMMqiYAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
5/15/2023 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 1 second
#152: eDobbbz vs Frogger Frash
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5/9/2023 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 57 seconds
#151: Tucker Carlson Is The Newest Host of The Snark Tank
We're back on schedule, ladies and gents!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
5/1/2023 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 4 seconds
#150: How Chris Killed Haynes
Sweeny died at Coachella, so chris and derrick talk about the creator clash 2 aftermathAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
4/24/2023 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 33 seconds
#149: Blackface Joel vs GBA Norman Osborn
The boys briefly talk about the creator clash 2 drama and other dumb stuff. Btw, we know GBA Norman is not realAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
sneako is a living jokeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
3/20/2023 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 51 seconds
#146: Sween Is Not Well
Somebody PLEASE make Gansta QuestAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
3/13/2023 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 59 seconds
#145: Stevie Wonder vs Ray Charles 2: A New Age Of Blindness
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3/6/2023 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 16 seconds
#144: LEON LUSH
Our boy Leon Lush joins us for a dumb/stimulating conversation.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
2/20/2023 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 38 seconds
#143: Deepfakes WILL Destroy Us All
Hogwarts Legacy is a thing and AI Deepfakes are getting better than ever!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
2/14/2023 • 2 hours, 18 minutes, 30 seconds
#142: DEAD SPACE REMAKE IS WOKE?!?!
Apparently everything is WOKE now...Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
2/6/2023 • 2 hours, 34 minutes, 26 seconds
#141: Chris Ray Gun at Creator Clash 2
Chris Ray Gun is taking on Froggy Fresh at the next Creator Clash. PLACE YOUR BETSAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
1/30/2023 • 2 hours, 27 minutes, 16 seconds
#140: Honey, I Shrunk Alien Ant Farm
Alien Ant Farm singers makes love to an ant and Logan Paul makes love to a pig.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Andrew Tate and Greta Thunberg rumble!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
1/2/2023 • 3 hours, 1 minute, 4 seconds
#137: The Quartering Wants Elon Musk
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12/26/2022 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 5 seconds
#136: Can Superman Beat A Million SpongeBobs?
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12/19/2022 • 2 hours, 18 minutes, 22 seconds
#135: EDP445 Caught AGAIN?
EnterDatPrison445 is back in the news.https://www.patreon.com/TheSnarkTankAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
12/12/2022 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 50 seconds
BONUS: Kanye Watch Part 2
We're giving you a bonus free episode where we breakdown Ye going on Alex Jones. Go to https://www.patreon.com/TheSnarkTank for exclusive bonus episodes every week!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
12/9/2022 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 5 seconds
#134: Kanye Watch (Part 1)
Kanye goes on Tim Pool's podcast to further destroy his image. Part 2 of his Alex Jones escapades will be out on 12/7.Exclusive episodes now on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/TheSnarkTankAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
12/5/2022 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 44 seconds
#133: Lee Harvey Lion
Chris wants to bring a lion to the CapitolAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
11/21/2022 • 2 hours, 27 minutes, 1 second
#132: Should We Join OF?
The Red Wave Failed and the boys consider joining onlyfans.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
11/14/2022 • 2 hours, 23 minutes, 30 seconds
#131: Elon Musk WILL Destroy Twitter
Belon Busk Bowns Bitter Bow.Check out Derrick's song about Commander Shepard: https://youtu.be/ej1ce3ej7JwAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
11/7/2022 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 47 seconds
#130: Sweeney Is Baking Alive In His Room
Matthew Perry vs Keanu Reeves and Sweeney converted his room into an oven.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
10/31/2022 • 2 hours, 28 minutes, 34 seconds
#129: YOU DARE HUMILIATE ME?
TwitchCon, MVC2 and a little bit of arguing Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
10/17/2022 • 2 hours, 17 minutes, 13 seconds
#128: Chris and Derrick miss Ugandan Knuckles
Nothing really happened this week.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
10/11/2022 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 44 seconds
#127: YourMovieSucks
Adum from YourMovieSucks joins us!Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
10/6/2022 • 2 hours, 15 minutes, 29 seconds
#126: Chris vs The Spectrum
Chris has crappy internet
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9/26/2022 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 38 seconds
#125: Drake vs Fantano
Drake wants to bang Anthony Fantano
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9/19/2022 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 55 seconds
#124: Dark Brandon Has RISEN
A brand new exclusive Patreon podcast show will be available soon!
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9/12/2022 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 29 seconds
#123: The Great Tate Debate
Sween and Chris take on this one
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9/6/2022 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 50 seconds
#122: BatTiger
Chris died but will resurrect next week. N Word Challenge begins!
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Thank you to Elvis the Alien for joining us! 'twas fire
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8/8/2022 • 2 hours, 40 minutes, 13 seconds
Hey Vsauce, Andrew Tate Here!
Andrew Cobra Tate is an absolute menace!
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8/1/2022 • 3 hours, 5 minutes, 14 seconds
#118: Hunter Biden is the GOAT
Hunter Biden is the greatest of all time... that's it.
If you want to support Derrick and his foreign lady, click that link baby
https://www.gofundme.com/f/americanjojo
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7/18/2022 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 13 seconds
#117: Jordan Peterson and Buzz Lightyear
Jordan Peterson cries about twitter and Buzz Lightyear has a surprise for us all at the end of the episode.
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7/11/2022 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 14 seconds
#116: Can’t Yeet Them Babies No More
Sween is dead. We kinda talk about Roe v Wade and our new into moving forward is Kingpin moaning.
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7/4/2022 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 1 second
#115: The Worst Episode Ever
Derrick is out with Covid, Chris' internet is trash, and some of disastrous technical difficulties... ENJOY
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7/1/2022 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 48 seconds
#114: Joker 2: An Inside Job
Joker 2, PragerU knows if a baby is gay and some other stuff.
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6/21/2022 • 2 hours, 33 minutes, 15 seconds
#113: Ape Escape In The Courtroom
Derrick sits this one out to rescue his European lady. Sween and Chris make love.
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6/7/2022 • 2 hours, 23 minutes, 23 seconds
#112: FAST AND MORBIUS
Ethan Ralph gets beaten up in Portugal AGAIN, Morbius is sweeping the nation and we get serious for a moment to talk about the recent tragedy in Texas.
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5/30/2022 • 2 hours, 58 minutes, 56 seconds
#111: Chris Boxing at Creator Clash 2???
Creator Clash aftermath and The Quartering is really dumb.
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5/23/2022 • 2 hours, 37 minutes, 5 seconds
#110: The Snark Tank LIVE from The National
Chris, Derrick, and Sweeny take the stage at The National in Richmond to talk about Elon buying Twitter, QuantumTV v The Act Man, Amber Heard v Johnny Depp, Stagnetti's Revenge, the backrooms, and live interactions with the audience! Special thanks to Colin Moriarty, Dustin Furman, and Ben Smith over at Last Stand Media for organizing this whole thing. Video will be available for everyone in the coming days. Despite Chris's agonizing stomach pains, he was able to keep the hard r out of this episode. Lookout for future live shows! We might have something in the oven.
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5/11/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes
#109: Dave Chappelle DESTROYED On Stage
Chris is back from tackling Dave Chappelle
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5/9/2022 • 2 hours, 8 minutes
#108: Butt Pirates Of The Courtroom
DARK TANK TIME
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4/25/2022 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 46 seconds
#107: Hasan and Tim Pool Sitting In A Tree
GOATED Disney songs, Eiffel 65, Hasan Piker v Tim Pool, Hot Ones and Anthrax... What more could you want???
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4/18/2022 • 3 hours, 20 minutes, 37 seconds
#106: Will Smith KILLED!!! a Man
Phortnight and Mark Ass Brownie
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This episode is a banger form start to finish. Enough said
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3/21/2022 • 2 hours, 15 minutes, 14 seconds
#103: Euphoria Wars
The trio is back! We apologize in advance for Sween's abysmal audio quality. We talk about Euphoria (obviously), Spider-Man (obviously), Kim Kardashian some other wacky stuff.
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3/14/2022 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 12 seconds
#102: Elden Ring is AMAZING
Sweeney is fighting Putin, Elden Ring is cool, Kanye vs Pete Davidson and Ugly Spider-Man!
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3/7/2022 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 46 seconds
#101: Are The Ninja Turtles Black?
Chris and Sween take the reigns for this one. Get your angry comments ready!
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2/28/2022 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 11 seconds
#100: Sweeney’s Girlfriend Is Real???
We made it to 100! Thanks for putting up with us for so long.
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2/21/2022 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 46 seconds
#99: Hasan vs The Basic Concept of Not Stealing
Chris and Futurama are undead! Hasan is annoying people again and POLISH DRAKE.
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2/14/2022 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 21 seconds
#98: The Dark Tank Rises
Chris died again (hopefully for the last time) so Swoonie and Durrek talk about Obama and Bo's master plan to destroy the world or something.
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2/8/2022 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 57 seconds
#97: Dark Tank Returns
Chris died again so Derrick and Sween talk about Josef Rogaine and some of dumb stuff.
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2/5/2022 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 42 seconds
#96: This Ape Are Belong to Us
People copyrighting other peoples NFTs? Pizza Times Origin Story? More Mass Effect? Why is Bezos making Lord of the Rings? Is CoD worth 70 billion dollars? Mike Shinoda shilling cartoon apes? Pokimane drama that I don't understand? All this and more on todays episode of The Drew Carrey Show!
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1/28/2022 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 43 seconds
#95: Streamers are the Absolute Worst
What is the "TV Meta" and why do streamers not know basic copyright law? Why is Smiling Friends so good? Is Leatherface guilty of blackface in Dead by Daylight? What was the best era of YouTube? Was Tobey Maguire justified in screaming at the paparazzi? All this and more on todays episode of The Tonight Program with Jimbo Dimplesmunt!
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1/17/2022 • 2 hours, 17 minutes, 33 seconds
#94: Pizza Time
So, this was supposed to be 95, but the original episode 94 was lost to corrupted files. We'll do our best to get that episode back somehow, but in the meantime, we've gotta keep it going! Also, Sweeny recorded with the wrong mic so direct your criticisms to him!
Sweeny is heartless and hates Betty White for no reason? Dislike button removed from YouTube, but what's next? Eminem and Ubisoft succumbing to NFTs? Was the new Matrix actually all that bad? Why is The Rock gunning for Derrick? Who is the elusive hero only known as Pizza Time? Find out this week on the first 2022 episode of The Gliderman Podcast!
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1/7/2022 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 24 seconds
#93: Imagine No Dragons
Why did Derrick make The Rock gay? Did Imagine Dragons RUIN The Game Awards? Was Nickelback worse? Is Hans Zimmer overrated? Does Scooby Doo have the N pass? Are political comedians the absolute worst? It's another episode of Jerry Lewis and the Backstreet Neanderthals (LIVE on CBS2 News)
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12/25/2021 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 30 seconds
#92: Yoko Oh No
I really have no explanation for this episode. I wouldn't even know how to describe it. Just ,,, here lol, this is hard to describe. YouTube Poops? The Beatles and the N word? Home Alone with blood? It's a catastrophe.
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12/21/2021 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 28 seconds
#91 - Uncle Majic
Why do we still allow clowns life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Why is French a dumb language? Why are lands lying about their size? Are underwater people worse than aliens? What were the dumbest things we believed as children? Why does Chris HATE long videos? Who the fuck is Uncle Majic?
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12/9/2021 • 2 hours, 33 minutes, 9 seconds
#90: Sweeny HATES Martin Scorsese
Tom Sweeny hates Martin Scorsese? Did Uncle Ben kill himself? Is dancing really all that impressive? Chickens shitting in Physics classrooms? Staind and Kid Rock making cringe hoorah music? Did Facebook ruin high school reunions? All this and more on todays episode of People Falling Down and Hurting Themselves (TOTALLY REAL)
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11/26/2021 • 2 hours, 25 minutes, 10 seconds
#89: Gween Gobwin
Can you survive a plane crash? Could a dolphin understand guns if they had hands? Why are they making a That 90's Show if Red isn't going to beat up Venom? Is Tobey Maguire in the new Spider-Man (if he isn't I'll be very angry a very angry boy)? What types of abuse could you orchestrate if you absolutely understood the Toy Story universes rules of sentience? How did Rockstar allow the GTA remasters to look like Gumby? All this and more on todays episode of The Gays They Have Arrived!
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11/21/2021 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 37 seconds
#88: Uh-Oh Mode
Why is Bernie Sanders harassing Chris? Why did Travis Scott make a Battle Royale game in real life? Is that Guardians of the Galaxy game good? Why does Sweeny hate Spider-Man posters? Possible Snark Tank GTA Role Play server? Why did Red from That 70's Show not kill Topher Grace before he became Venom? Who Broke Benjamin? All these questions and more answered on todays episode of Marvin Gaye Was Killed By His Dad
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11/13/2021 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 53 seconds
#87: Baldwin Blitz
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Is Alec Baldwin an evil greature? Would Tom Holland kill with a blunderbuss? GTA Vice City being censored? Resident Evil VR censored? Tom Sweeny is an OJ Simp-son? Do humans taste like rabbits? When did the backlight happen? What were some viral trends when we were in high school? Why are you an idiot and stupid? All that and more answered on todays episode of Late Episode Again, How Sad, Oh How Sad
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11/8/2021 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 26 seconds
#86: Conservative Ghosts
Would you want to be haunted by a conservative ghost? Do you remember 100 Good Deeds by Eddie McDowd? Dennis Prager got COVID? Was Nightmare on Elm Street overrated? Tali or Liara? Smashmouth wants to kill your entire family (they swear to god?) Did Shane Dawson’s cat put out a mix tape? Is Kanye doing wild nonsense again? All these questions and more answered on today's episode of Marcus Fenix’s Wet n Wild Ride!
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10/25/2021 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 41 seconds
#85: Half-Gay Superson?
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Marcus Fenix squirting up a storm? Demi Lavato a traitor to the human race? Zodiac Killer revealed? Half Gay Superman? Are Bisexuals real? Who’s to say really? Metroid Dread hacked? Trix Yogurt is back? Shrek is a Namekian? Too many questions, too little time. This is a fever dream, this episode god help us.
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10/16/2021 • 2 hours, 3 minutes, 25 seconds
#84: Wack
Are Chris and Derrick stupid with relationship advice? Is God of War a Top 5 of All Time Game? Is Sweenys girlfriend even a real person? Are old people doomed to be terrible? Is jumping a necessity in video games? The Rise of Skywalker is a real movie? How do you throw a funeral for someone who's just kinda wack? All these questions and more on todays episode of the Wack Tank.
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10/10/2021 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 1 second
#83:Our Perfect Mario Cast
What is the best Mario movie cast? Is Netflix's Cowboy Beebop bad? What's the best video game generation? Was Donda stupid? All these questions will be answered today on this thing that you listen to/watch.
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10/2/2021 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 53 seconds
#82: Does Inspector Gadget Deserve Human Rights?
Does Inspector Gadget deserve human rights? Why is Jake from State Farm in a video game? Why is the KOTOR Remake concerning? All these questions and more will be answered pretty immediately.
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9/24/2021 • 2 hours, 58 seconds
#81: Dr. Nicki‘s Covid Balls
Vaccines making peoples balls massive honking chonkers dude just massive badoinkey doinkeys, bands we didn't know were Christian bands, worst first dates, Chris struggles to remember Trapt's "Headstrong" for far too long, MediaMonkey vs iTunes, do we care about Dune? All this and a couple other mildly interesting things on todays Sweenyless, Chris and Derrick led episode of the Snark Tank!
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9/21/2021 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 57 seconds
#80: Chris Hasn't Seen Movies
Does every game need an Easy Mode? Chris is moving to New York and has only apparently seen like three movies in his entire life, the least likable fictional characters are the dumbest ones, Sweeny likes Marvel still somehow, best multiplayer maps of all time and MORE!
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8/20/2021 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 2 seconds
#79: Chris Chan
Nobody is happy about the fact that we have to mention Chris Chan, but it'd be impossible to not mention it so, here we are. Keemstar dates a 20 year old, Chris Chan f**** his mom, Black John Cena, pirates vs samurais vs knights vs Vikings, Suicide Squad was kinda great? I dunno, this is a mess.
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8/15/2021 • 2 hours, 4 seconds
#78: SpaceJam 2 is Awful
Is The Last Airbender worse than Space Jam 2? Is Derrick a fake mythology fan? Where do eels reproduce? Is it okay to bite into string cheese? Is it cannibalism to eat human ashes? To Pimp a Butterfly < GGMC? Is the Riddler gay? Is Hitler autistic? Is this show a mess? Yes. Welcome!
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7/30/2021 • 2 hours, 17 minutes, 58 seconds
#77: Bell of the Ball
The absurd shit you can find on YouTube, Full Metal Sheen, Space Jam 2, Drake Bell got GOT, Call of Duty and the fun words their players use, Tim Allen is the worst, dishwashers are a scam, and myths and legends! Our first episode of the Snark Tank edited by the wonderful CameraColossus! Our Editor ► https://twitter.com/CameraColossus
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7/23/2021 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 30 seconds
#76: Dark Tank Returns Again
Black nerds talk about game of thrones lol I don't know what they're talking about it's absurd like what?!
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7/19/2021 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 46 seconds
#75: Lyle Rath
Lyle Rath joins the boys for a wonderful discussion about music, green goblins, warding bears away with cancer, Scooby Doo theories, weird controllers, old internet, newgrounds, aging, buying gold, and so much more!
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7/10/2021 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 52 seconds
#74: CHANGE MY MIND!
Sweeny is on VACATION! Laci tricked Chris into eating bugs! Crowder, Ethan, and Sam square off in a pathetic battle of ideas! Paul Joseph Watson vs Chris Ray Gun! Drake Bell is a Jared! Man gets surgery to become Korean! and many more wonderful stories god help me wow oh fucking wow
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7/2/2021 • 1 hour, 44 minutes, 37 seconds
#73: Batman Won't Eat P***Y
Heroes don't go down on women according to DC? The Green Goblin attacks New York City in real life? Masks are done? Cyberpunk is back but still busted? NYC Councilman caught in a BDSM bar? Derrick is lost in the Paris Catacombs? Let's talk about it on todays Snark Tank Podcast!
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6/25/2021 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 39 seconds
#72: E3 WAS GOOD/THE WORST??
Derrick died, Twitch becomes a fetish site, Chris breaks his glasses, Sonic denote autism, Dream makes cringey music; and our eyes soak in some news on Halo Infinite, Metroid, Final Fantasy, Outer Worlds! It's E3 2021 and boy was it mixed! Listen up, gamers! Sorry, I didn't mean to call you that.
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6/20/2021 • 2 hours, 14 minutes, 59 seconds
#71: Fight Night
YouTubers are boxing again, Gorillas vs Bears, Jeff Bezos fucks off to space, Samsung fetish fuel, and more nonsense on this episode of The Snark Tank! Don't forget to eat your vitamins.
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6/11/2021 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 26 seconds
#70: Kink at Pride
Did the new Powerpuff Girls edgy script leak? Is John Cena c**ked by China? Is Bollywood better than Hollywood? Why is Seth Rogen criticizing comedians about Cancel Culture? Do the Kardashians feed on talented people? Why do people hate Skylar (Breaking Bad) and Amber (Invincible)? Was COVID Papa Johns doing? Does Derrick have a spiritual connection to Tariq Nasheed? Are cupcakes muffins?
Yes, the title is a lie.
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5/29/2021 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 17 seconds
#69: Is Shrek 2 the Greatest Sequel of All Time?
Why is Shrek getting hate from The Guardian? Why is Shrek 2 the best sequel ever? Why does Sweeny hate The Godfather? Why is Joe Budden losing everything? Why is everyone just OKAY with the new UFO information? Sweeny is finally playing Mass Effect for the first time, but does he like it? Does Derrick want SPRINT??? in HALO?!?!? Worst cosplays ever? Is Sweeny a sociopath like Mark Zuckerberg? All this and more on todays meaty episode of the Snark Tank!
Congrats to Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack on Smilling Friends getting picked up by Adult Swim!
RIP Paul Mooney
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5/21/2021 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 30 seconds
#68: Resident Evil is GOOD?
Broken ankle Chris is on too many meds, Obama's dog bit the dust, Chandler Bing flirts on Raya, Boogie gets arrested, Elon cringes us to death, and only one of us beat Resident Evil: Sexy Big Lady Edition. All this and more on todays Snark Tank!
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5/15/2021 • 2 hours, 17 minutes, 33 seconds
#67: EDP445 Returns?
EatDatPussy445 returning after confessing to a concerning method of cupcake acquisition? Is Twitch finally banning Hot Tub streams? Chris and Sween debate the likelihood of aliens being exactly the same as humans and Derrick laments the passing of MySpace. Botox, cumming confetti, sitcom casts battling to the death and more on todays Snark Tank!
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5/7/2021 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 24 seconds
#66: We All Got Vaccinated and Survived!
Sweeny with Johnson and Johnson, Derrick with Pfizer, Chris with Moderna. Who will survive until the end of the episode? Would you eat elephants? Why are gibbons disgusting? Are jellyfish pests? Why is Sweeny not black enough? Chris has never seen a baby horse? All this and more on this VERY LATE episode of The Snark Tank Podcast!
Spoiler: We all survived.
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4/30/2021 • 2 hours, 36 minutes, 53 seconds
#65: Give King Kong a Gun
Why is Derrick out sick? King Kong can't beat Godzilla, so why not give him a gun? Where is the Elephant Man Cinematic Universe? Why is Dil Pickles the Pluto of Rugrats? Will Winston Churchill be in Space Jam? Will we end the show if #HeadBashedInJoel or #ShotUncleBen trends on Twitter? Who was Estevez and why does he have so many relatives?
Find out the answer to these questions and far more when god goes to sleep on the first official Derrick-less episode since we went weekly!
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4/10/2021 • 2 hours, 19 minutes, 50 seconds
#64: Jonathan Young
This week the boys are joined by YouTube Metal Man, Jonathan Young! His new project "Starship Velociraptor" is out on 4/3/21 but for now, lets nerd out about Metal, Rock, Covers, YouTube algorithms and MORE! Is Music Theory really that complicated? What is the best guitar tuning? This is an extra nerdy episode as far as music goes so, sorry if you're not a music guy lol
Check out Jonathan Young's YouTube Channel Here:
- https://www.youtube.com/user/jonathanyoungmusic
Jetpack Race by Jonathan Young from "Starship Velociraptor"
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvDtfJYfLBg&ab_channel=JonathanYoung
DragonBall Z: Budokai 2 w/ Jonathan Young + Lyle Rath
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ivft3TrcII&ab_channel=JonathanYoung
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4/2/2021 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 14 seconds
#63: David Dobrik Ruined!
Why is David Dobrik such garbage? Why is Prince Charles so old? Just be young, idiot! Why is the Harley Quinn show good? Was the Snyder Cut worth the pain? How to get through breakups with the devils help! Man tosses Elephant (REAL), Sweeny is afraid of women and pronouns. What the hell is Super Straight? New Snark Tank, listen before we all cry!
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3/26/2021 • 2 hours, 24 minutes, 1 second
#62: The Grammys Still Happen?
Why does Beyonce ruin everything? How did Chris Daughtry not win an award? Is Taylor Swift over-appreciated? Who cancelled Pepe Le Pew? Does Islam have a point about the West? Is WAP DESTROYING CULTURE? All this and more on this episode of the fucking podcast you listen to.
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3/19/2021 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 42 seconds
#61: Lola Bunny Ruined!
Lola Bunny is NO LONGER HOT! Mr Potato Head loses his gender! Dr. Seuss arrested for manslaughter and racism! Why do people give their dogs long names, meeting fans in public, Chris's awkward New Rockstars encounter, and more! Is Eminem autistic? Find out today on an episode of this show! The answer is yes, by the way. The question about Eminem, without a doubt.
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3/12/2021 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 27 seconds
#60: We Hate 4K Rick Astley
A food poisoned Chris crashes the party midway through! Blackface clowns, rick roll'd in 4K 60 frames, and what is the worlds framerate? AI voices, deepfakes, the degradation of reliability! What would you rather deal with? The same song forever or the same flavor for every food? What is the chilling origin of "Let's Get Retarded in Here?" Find out here!
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2/26/2021 • 2 hours, 3 minutes
#59: Give Superman a Gun
How long would you survive in Mortal Kombat? Pornstar for episode 69? How many of our fans are dead? Why is the Snyder Cut even happening? Are we mature enough to have kids? Are Kid Rock and Brett Michaels the same person? Joss Whedon is cancelled? More fighting game conversation? Why not give Superman a GUN?!
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2/19/2021 • 2 hours, 18 minutes, 53 seconds
#58: Ass Effect
Is BioWare censoring Mass Effect? Will Mortal Kombat Reboot be any good? Chris played KOTOR for the first time, but will he like it? Bloody Roar, Tekken 3, Soul Caliber 2, and more fighting game talk here than on actual fighting game podcasts probably. This is a nerdy one for all you GAYMERS out there! RIP Omry
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2/12/2021 • 2 hours, 15 minutes, 7 seconds
#57: STONKS! (Dark Tank)
Chris has aids or possibly tracheal williamsburg disease so Derrick and Sween are here (very late due to illnesses of their own) to give you financial advice despite no education in the field. Is King Kong even cool? Is KOTOR even okay? I don't know. I'm literally sickly and dying as I write this. I'm hurting. This is me, Chris. Writing this. The pain I feel in immeasurable.
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2/5/2021 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 27 seconds
#56: The Batman Debate
Today, Sweeny and Chris debate how popular Batman really is! Is the Earth truly flat?! Is Goku better than Superman? Why do tornados tornado? Why can't Sweeny say English words? Is MMA fake?! All this and more!
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1/30/2021 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 30 seconds
#55: Meat Canyon
It's been exactly ONE YEAR since we started doing The Snark Tank weekly so we decided to post this a little early. Couldn't think of a better guest for the occasion than Meat Canyon. Animation, the horrors of Kansas, evil art teachers, the greatness of Applebees, and more.
Thanks for your guys's support! Lookin forward to many more years!
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1/22/2021 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 49 seconds
#54: Derrick Got Banned!
The Capitol Building got all sieged up! Why did Derrick get banned from Twitter? Would we survive Covenant Invasion better than a Locust incursion? Our mortal adult enemies when we were kids. Will Trump start an OnlyFans? What makes Destiny a solid shooter? Will Derrick ever return from his piss break? It's a mystery!
Meat Canyon episode next week!
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1/15/2021 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 48 seconds
#53: CallMeConcerned
Recorded on January 5th
It's kind of impossible for us to not talk about this since it involves our sphere and people that are tangentially close to us. Today we answered your silly questions and told some silly stories, but we also wanted to talk about this serious situation in a way that's more nuanced than some of the extremes we've been seeing online. We're not here to defend people abusing their power or to tear content creators down because it's trendy. This episode is about really examining YouTubers, their relationships with their fans, the cultural norms of groupies in mainstream industries, and what's really at the heart of these things.
This is a somewhat more serious episode and I think each of us feels a little differently about it, so even if you're not familiar with the drama, we hope this is at least interesting and maybe a little insightful.
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1/8/2021 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 5 seconds
#52: So Long, 2020
Happy New Year! We've decided to bury this disgusting year by focusing on your questions! Worst accents, suicidal dogs, yet more Hades praise, Sweeny hates Metal Gear Solid 2, the glory of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, and much more. Cheers to a New Year! It can't get any worse right?
... Right?
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12/31/2020 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 8 seconds
#51: Crissmas Angel
This episode will go live on Christmas Day for free feeds, so obviously we tailored our discussions towards the Yuletide season. From $600 stimulus checks, to chicks showing their gash on Twitch, to a heated debate about whether or not Criss Angel was capable of getting laid.
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12/25/2020 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 55 seconds
#50: Vaccine Cuisine
PornHub purging millions of videos? Could you make the Snark Tank crew cry? How's the water in Flint, Michigan? How exactly does the COVID vaccine work? Can you find a grenade easier than a gun? Now that we've played Cyberpunk, is it as fucked as everyone says? Should we make a Parler? Does it feel like Christmas to you? All that and MORE on todays ehhh.
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12/19/2020 • 2 hours, 8 minutes, 29 seconds
#49: Cyberpunk is Just Okay?!
Cyberpunk, Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather, JLO, roach infestations, The Witcher 3, etc! Does Subway make you a pedophile? Game of the Year? BioWare is dying? Boy golly this was a nerdy and concerning one!
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12/11/2020 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 21 seconds
#48: Dark Tank III - Your Favorite Far Right Podcast
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Chris is literally sick but Derrick and Sweeny (and Chris at the end) are here to give your your weekly dose of garbage. Shoe, Derrick, Chris, and all your favorite far right channels are finally called out by a dubious research paper. What ever happened to the intellectual dark web? Did Jake Paul really DEFEAT a basketball player in COMBAT?!? Could Keemstar be a good boxer? Art competition for the end of 2020? Maybe!!
Had some technical difficulties with Sweenys audio, so, sorry if he sounds a bit fucked. Will be fixed next time.
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12/4/2020 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 36 seconds
#47: Untitled Nightmare
This is a rollercoaster and a nightmare. Derrick awakens his inner sexist pervert? Jake Paul vs Floyd Mayweather? Normies milking OnlyFans for sex worker clout? Do gorillas have inner monologues? Should gorillas have access to steroids? How common do surgeons leave surgical equipment inside people? Can humans smell ants? Would you pay for Efukt? I would! This unnecessarily horny episode is brought to you by Kersti Kaljulaid, The President of The Republic of Estonia.
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11/27/2020 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 52 seconds
#46: ... The Results
The aftermath of the election! How'd it go? The next generation consoles are here but do they suck? Are Danny Phantom's powers practical? What flavor would you prefer your baby batter to be? Is Christmas the worst? We're a VIDEO PODCAST NOW?!!? All that and more on todays hellish episode of the Snark Tank!
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11/20/2020 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 5 seconds
#45: The Election ...
It's Election Day! But we already recorded this so we have no idea how this is gonna shake up, so instead we'll talk about the important issues! Sweeny doesn't like Mario Judah. Thanksgiving is too generic to carry November. Why did Harry Potter become blue? Is it still a Superpower if it purely hurts you? Who is the most racist Spider-Man villain? How to spot a grifter! And MORE on todays pain enduing episode of Minority Report.
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11/6/2020 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 44 seconds
#44: Dark Tank: The Sequel
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Mario Judah's Father and SomeBlackGuy trade stories of life in Los Angeles and the X-Men because Chris was too busy making rice and beans on a plane.
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10/29/2020 • 2 hours, 49 seconds
#43: Amos Yeeted Into Prison
Amos Yee got yeeted into JAIL TIME! Is Mario Judas just a Tom Sweeny clone? How has Chris never seen Edward Scissorhands? Is Tim Allen worse than Jeff Dunham? Is it worse to be super well endowed or having a teeny weeny? What songs always make us cry? Was James and the Giant Peach a real movie? Do attractive people go viral for any other reason that being attractive? Our experiences with public nudity and MORE!
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10/22/2020 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 11 seconds
#42: PC Gamer Tom Sweeny
*MILD TLoU 2 Spoilers*
Tom Sweeny learns about the wonders of steam about a decade too late for it to come across as anything other than borderline insane! Who should be the next Smash Bros character after Steve's stupid square headed husk? Why is Nakey Jakey so good at criticizing video games? Do flies predict presidents? What if Kony 2012 was framed?! God help us.
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10/17/2020 • 1 hour, 51 minutes, 21 seconds
#41: Chocolate vs Candy
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Trump got Covid? Is Candy chocolate? Peter Parker got his face replaced? Halloween is still happening? Omry is likely dead? What is the best cereal? All signs point to yes.
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10/8/2020 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 39 seconds
#40: CHRIS IS NOT DEAD!
Did Chris finally cut his silly lesbian hair? Is it more cringe to devote yourself to an entire medium or one example of that medium? What happened to Cookie from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide? Sinatra vs Wu Tang Clan? Trump Simps vs Trump Haters? Can children use taxis? Japanese Jay Z? All this and more on todays way too late episode of The Snark Tank!
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10/2/2020 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 48 seconds
#39: The Dark Tank
Chris has been kidnapped by the Rat King of Manhattan, so Derrick and Sween hold down the fort. PS5 hype, Chris Evan's dong, Trashing youtube, Sweeny being a terrible kid and much more in this episode. Enjoy the Dark Tank!
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9/24/2020 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 26 seconds
#38: The Problem with "Cuties"
Download News Voice for free: https://newsvoice.com/app/thesnarktank . Let’s fix the news. Together. MERCH! ► https://teespring.com/stores/snark-tank Netflix is having a fun time trying to explain why they even made Cuties in the first place, another podcast takes aim at The Snark Tank, the origins of REE, and as always, your questions answered! Chris was in New York for this episode so he was unable to help Sweeny not sound like an invalid so, apologies for some of the audio issues this week and the late upload is due to hotel wifi being pretty darn ... hotel-y. Temporary issues but I wanted to address them. Thanks for your support as always. We'll see ya next week!
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9/19/2020 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 5 seconds
#37: Shoe0nhead
Ask and ye shall receive! Shoe0nhead has been our most requested guest for a long time and it was a blast to sit and talk about politics, anti-SJWs, the Skeptic Community, Sargon feuds, being labelled alt-right/communists/nazis in addition to some much needed levity. This is definitely one of the more serious episodes we've recorded (technically?) only because it's been so long since we've talked to each other, but we still have fun. Thanks for your support and please, let us know who you want the next guest to be!
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9/10/2020 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 25 seconds
#36: Bella Thorne Killed OnlyFans
Do rich celebrities ruin social media platforms? Would you install Elon Musks brain chip? Are American TV bullies accurate portrayals of real bullies? Chris and Sween reminisce about the time they killed their roommate and Derrick ponders why shitty journalists have verified checks.
Next episode is an episode with Shoe0nHead and it'll be going up VERY early for Patrons. Stay tuned.
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9/4/2020 • 2 hours, 14 minutes, 13 seconds
#35: Fallen Leafs
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Leafy's channel was nuked off YouTube. Was it justified? Was it overstepping? Or was it both? Sweeny discusses artificial intelligence while refusing to play Mass Effect. Would the Xbox have failed without Halo Combat Evolved? Dating advice for the quarantined and isolated, and MORE!
Another day in hell world.
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8/27/2020 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 58 seconds
#34: Stop The Simpsons!
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Ben Shapiro can't say the p-word? Marge Simpson vs The Trump Administration? Super speed with your eyes closed or invisibility only while screaming? We answer the tough questions here on The Snark Tank. If we survive this heatwave then we'll see you next week!
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8/21/2020 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 51 seconds
#33: Accursed Creatures
We did something this week that's kind of unprecedented. We actually answered your genuine questions. What was Greece like for Derrick? What's it like making and mixing music? Would you fuck a mermaid or a reverse mermaid? When will we be seeing guests (spoilers: very soon.)
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8/13/2020 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 11 seconds
#32: Sex and Aliens
The most vulgar episode probably. TV-MA, my guys. Enjoy?! Today we settle your arguments and debates! Are we better off without bones in our penises? Is Miracle Whip better than Mayo? Kettle Corn vs Popcorn. Are blow jobs sex? Is SIMPING okay? Are there aliens?
Sorry for Sweenys intelligence being as low as it is. He doesn't understand microphones so his audio POPS sometimes. We'll fire him shortly.
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8/6/2020 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 40 seconds
#31: Craig
The Xbox Showcase! Joe Rogan vs Video Games? Logic retires and joins twitch? Omry is no longer with us. Apologies for the irritation he caused you. He has been dealt with.
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7/30/2020 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 6 seconds
#30: Adult Swim vs Karens
What happens when Karens find out that Cartoon Network has an adult programming block? What happens when Chris gets drunk with Zach in a diner? What happens when a surprising amount of patron questions put us in awkward furry scenarios? This episode happens. This is Omry once again. There isn't much time. If this episode gets good reviews on iTunes the small one has agreed to free me. I fear this may be a ruse, but it's the only glimmer of hope I have. Please. Please God. Free me.
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7/24/2020 • 1 hour, 58 minutes, 19 seconds
#29: Depressed Prince of Bel-Air
That's not hot! Will Smith and Jada reveal unnecessary details about their weird relationship, liberals boycott Goya, Sweeny and Chris have several screaming matches, Wayfair is implicated in a sex trafficking ring (turned out false, obviously,) Einsteins girlfriend behind bars and Jaden Smith is unnecessarily harassed.
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7/16/2020 • 2 hours, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
#28: Shame Dawson
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We're back! In a new place! Sweeny is an idiot and doesn't know how to record with a microphone so instead decided to record todays episode using nothing but a tin can and potato skins. Direct all criticism to @TomSweeneyINC. Today, we're talking about the Cancel Party on the internet and how Shane Dawson and Chris D'Elia got mangled by it. As well as some of your burning questions.
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7/10/2020 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 37 seconds
#27: Spoiling The Last of Us Part II
Today's episode is all about The Last of Us Part II. This will be a spoiler discussion so if you're interested in savoring the story of Naughty Dogs latest narrative adventure, might be best to skip this one until you have. If not, welcome. We've got some interesting opinions. We're in the middle of moving this week and due to time constraints the questions from this episode have all been pushed to next weeks episode. Apologies, but the schedule should be back to normal soon.
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6/25/2020 • 1 hour, 39 minutes, 10 seconds
#26: Keith David
Welcome to the official Keith David Podcast. Today's topic: Keith David and nothing else. Literally just Keith David.
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6/18/2020 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 49 seconds
#25: Jake Paul Arrested
Jake Paul got arrested and he literally stole a charity! Logan Paul became a decent human?! Mark Wahlberg is trending for very awkward reasons!? Would you rather die every day or restart your life on death? What if Keith David was everyone? (We're not even high, I'm so sorry.) This is Ormy again just letting you know everything's fine. They're treating me better than before. No need to alert authorities. I promise.
:)
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6/11/2020 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 36 seconds
#24: Sweeny Hates Aliens
Society is falling apart so hopefully we can offer a good bit of reprieve for those of you who are struggling or dealing with the insane state of the world. For those affected negatively by the riots, we hope things can resolve soon and that you get the assistance you need. For those peacefully protesting, we support you. I know I've seen several peaceful protests that haven't gone off the rails. Love you for it. For those who are looting and burning down your local businesses, maybe don't? lol?
Stay safe out there and instead of feeling grief over real world bigotry, we hope Sweeny's fiction based bigotry is enough to give you a lil' smile.
- Chris
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6/4/2020 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 36 seconds
#23: Keemstar Wars
Keem vs H3H3, Chris vs Jack Saint, and Joe Rogan vs YouTube? It's war season now, fellas!
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5/28/2020 • 2 hours, 10 minutes, 20 seconds
#22: Twitch Deer Girl
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A girl who thinks she's a deer has a power trip on Twitch. Why is the internet up in arms? Can reptiles be funny? What would be the worst way to die? What movies deserved sequels but didn't get them? Would you rather be an NPC in Crazy Taxi or GTA Online? What's a worse curse? Looking like, or talking like Jar Jar Binks? Hi, my names is Omry. I write the descriptions for The Snark Tank. I can't leave. The locks are on the outside and this is my only shot to reach out. Chris doesn't pay attention to these. Please, send assistance. I'm located at cedwoiku;wlcnfkjc
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5/21/2020 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 4 seconds
#21: The Last Great Spoof Movie
Was Tropic Thunder the last great Mel Brooks style parody film? If we could rid this world of anything, what would it be? Are bees really endangered or is it a lie from Big Bee? Are deepfakes introducing a huge issue with the reliability of video evidence? What's the deal with OnlyFans? Why was Billy Mays such a perfect salesman?
All this and more on todays confusing episode of the Help Me I'm Terrified of The Great Beyond Podcast
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5/14/2020 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 50 seconds
#20: The Last of Us Leaks
The Last of Us: Part 2 had a massive leak and we can't not talk about it. (Don't worry. No spoilers.) Also, Kim Jong Un survived?!? Are Orcs in fantasy supposed to be black people? A spirited debate about diversity in media and what games, movies, etc did representation without talking down to their audiences. Is Assassin's Creed getting better or is it still garbage? MySpace vs Facebook: Which was superior in their prime? Why is web design getting worse and worse? Is the nuke the ultimate deterrent or the ultimate doom?
All this and more in this nerd riddled nonsense.
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5/7/2020 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 29 seconds
#19: Weekend at Kim Jong's
Kim Jong Un is Kim Jong Underground?!? What does that mean for the universe? Jeff Goldblum cancelled over reasonable question at a drag show? Alinity finally suspended from Twitch after dodging consequences for months? What are the most overrated games? Injecting bleach and disinfectant to stop Corona? Dream amnesia? How Call of Duty infected the FPS genre.
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4/30/2020 • 2 hours, 11 minutes, 32 seconds
#18: Seven Guys and Fries
YouTube Drama never seems to end, does it? H3H3 and SomeOrdinaryGamers fight over something people apparently care about? Popular Twitch streamer dated 7+ guys while dating CallMeCarson? Are hand fetishes weirder than foot fetishes? Who's the best cook among the boys? Why can't Derrick make pancakes? What games made us cry? Would you rather be a furry or have erectile dysfunction? What would you do as God for 45 seconds? Can a neck be nice?
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4/23/2020 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 48 seconds
#17: Film Failures
Can your brain understand having your heart ripped out? Is Tom Sweeny a genuine sociopath? Will teleporters kill us? What is it like going to Black People Church? Gears of War 5 is actually kinda good? Are games harder or easier to play now that we're older and smarter, yet more feeble and weak? Do dogs understand violence? Should cunnilingus have a bubblegum flavor? (jesus christ) Would you want to experience true blindness? What was the worst film? Dragon Ball Evolution? Catwoman? Or Avatar: The Last Airbender? The competition is fierce this Easter!
Sorry about literally everything you're gonna hear.
NOTE: This episode won't have the names at the end, but the public feed will have it. Editing this was a nightmare due to discord completely fucking our audio. It's better now than last time though. Will be working to make audio as crystal clear as possible. Thanks again for your support in these trying times.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
4/16/2020 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 59 seconds
#16: Fictional Crushes
What was your first fictional crush? What influenced the goth girl trend of the 2000s? What was our most painful experience? What were the best movies of all time? Is Shrek 2 the best sequel ever crafted? Yes. It is. Why does Sweeny want to harm all who approach him? Would we set foot in Jurassic Park if Jeff Goldblum was guaranteed? Why was Dragon Ball Super so ... eh? Do British rappers inherently suck? Why does Gears of War 2 STILL have the best horde mode in any game ever? Has this pandemic made us all incels?
Find out on todays horrible sounding episode of The Snark Tank! Some audio issues in this episode due to a primary discord recording (mostly Sweeny) but these issues are already resolved for next time. Thanks for your support. Enjoy the shitshow.
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4/9/2020 • 1 hour, 41 minutes, 12 seconds
#15: Snowflake and Safespace
Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing are out to save us from the unyielding contagion! Why is the Gamecube controller the worst controller? Why did Marvel just make the worst superheroes ever imaginable? The best movie licensed games? Will humans fly off the Earth if it abruptly stops spinning? Two non scientists weigh in! What are our most plausible conspiracy theories? Why does Chris like fevers? Would we fuck pokemon? I hate this.
All this and more on the most ignorant episode of the podcast yet.
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3/26/2020 • 2 hours, 2 minutes, 59 seconds
#14: Scary Stories
Derrick is sick, so Gabby is back to fill in for our ailed companion. Will we set up a Discord? Is Spider-Man 2 better than Into The Spider-Verse? Sweeny and Chris face off. Is it homosexual to suck your own dick? Do all the kids die in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Why is Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark so timeless? Why was the Twilight Zone awesome? Sweeny is afraid of the ocean and he's a huge silly bitch because of it.
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All this and more on this episode of the Snark Tank.
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3/19/2020 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 42 seconds
#13: Evil Robits
Will Artificial Intelligence destroy us? Why is Castlevania's Netflix series so good for no reason? Did Michael Jackson do it? A spirited debate ensues! Will Osama Bin Laden ever perform a post mortem hologram concert like Tupac did? Why does Chris look forward to a societal collapse? How long would it take for us to turn to cannibalism? Is sex with advanced robots considered cheating?
Chris absolutely hates this episode and considered literally deleting it so, we hope someone likes it at least!
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3/12/2020 • 2 hours, 6 minutes, 14 seconds
#12: Surviving Aliens
How would we go about surviving an alien invasion? Do roaches count as animals? And if so, do they deserve respect? Will Derrick win a date with Trisha Paytas? What are the perfect video game soundtracks to accompany everyday life? Would you let a man knock you out for $10,000? Should the Snark Tank have merch? WHO WILL MAKE IT!
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
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3/5/2020 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 10 seconds
#11: Top Tier Television
Was the Sonic movie great? Why does Michael Bloomberg insist on pretending to be a human being? Would Chris, Derrick, and Sweeny ever become e-bois and show some skin on OnlyFans? Why do Americans watch child beauty pageants outside of Epstien's house parties? Are we alcoholics? Probably. Why is Spongebob more iconic than the Simpsons?
All this and more on this unusually political episode of The Snark Tank!
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2/28/2020 • 2 hours, 41 seconds
#10: Are We Weebs?
A substantial amount of anime talk in this one despite all of us being far too cool to talk of such things. What were our worst jobs? Why is Crazy Taxi so underrated? Will Sweeny surrender an N-word pass to Donald Trump? Are English dubs sometimes better than the originals? How would Chris abuse the space time continuum if he could? What the hell happened to the Spider-Man animated series? Why did Derrick and Sweeny NOT SEE THE SONIC MOVIE?!
All that and probably a little bit more on today's Question Driven Extravaganza episode of The Snark Tank Podcast!
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2/20/2020 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 13 seconds
#09: Video Game Movies
The most diverse podcast in the world (maybe) is back with all new shenanigans! The Uncharted movie is delayed once more! Why can't Hollywood figure out video game movies? Why was Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island the best thing since sliced bread? Why can't Chris suck it up and like Dark Souls? Would you break up with your girlfriend if you found out she ate raw bats? How about a little roleplay? Norm Macdonald as Marcus Fenix? God help us. What is this show?
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2/13/2020 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 34 seconds
#08: The Dating Game (+ Star Wars Spoilers)
(Star Wars Spoilers towards the end.)
The gang answers your dating questions and solve all of your romantic issues with our combined sex appeal and infinite knowledge of the fairer sex. Amber Heard vs Johnny Depp, a Fake News Challenge, a takedown of Star Wars, the best music of the 2000s, and Derrick apparently doesn't know what a plain slice of pizza is. Apologies for the audio glitch at the start!
It's a jam packed episode, Snarkoleptics!
(Don't listen if you're hungry)
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2/6/2020 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 31 seconds
#07: Coronavirus
Will the world end because some dudes in China ate bats for no good reason? Would Chris survive without his legs? Will Sweeny stop doing his garbage Family Guy impressions? Will Papa John exact his seething primal rage upon our puerile realm? Is Big Mouth too creepy to be funny? Was No Man's Sky destined to fail? Why is Halo Infinite hurting me with it's secrecy, this is Chris talking I'm genuinely upset.
All this and more on this episode of The Snark Tank Podcast. God help us.
Also, of course.
RIP Kobe
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1/30/2020 • 1 hour, 55 minutes, 16 seconds
#06: Onision Bad
Will Onision survive the wrath of Chris Hansen? Will crying kids on Xbox Live ever NOT be nostalgic? Is bullying good? Will the mysticism of the N word ever dissipate? Can normal sized people have little people kids? Did furries ruin werewolves? Will Chris and and Derrick ever get over their undying lust for Jennette McCurdy? A fever dream of an episode awaits you.
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1/23/2020 • 1 hour, 59 minutes, 47 seconds
#05: Game of the Decade
The Snark Tank Podcast is weekly now! Rejoice! Today we're joined by our permanent third, SomeBlackGuy to go through all of the best games of the 2010s. A defense of Skyrim and Mass Effect 3, a surprising choice by Chris, and Tom Sweeny ranting about the power of semen and bone marrow. It's a doozy.
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1/18/2020 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 2 seconds
#04: imAllexx - VidCon and London Stabbings
New Snark Tank! This time we're joined by imAllexx, a young Hogwartz student who tends to get himself involved in a lot of drama somehow. We recorded this before I really knew about any of the shit that was going down but I didn't want to not post this episode just to avoid controversy. Seems like a bitch move. Anyway, we recount some stories about VidCon and there are some golden Sweeny lines. Another one coming this September with Ricepirate Mick! Stay tuned!
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8/29/2019 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 23 seconds
#03: Nakey Jakey - "Toaster Bathtub Situation"
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Finally I have an excuse to gush about video games on this shitshow of ours! Our guest today is Nakey Jakey, one of the most talented people on YouTube (I believe this, this is not me being gay.) The podcast follows it's usual format of nonsense but we eventually get into a deep discussion about video games and the industry revolving around your questions! Bethesda's Fallout 76 fuck up, the early life of Xbox Live, Red Dead Redemption 2, Halo 3, Titanfall 2, Sekiro, our favorite soundtracks, liveleak, Smart House, toasters in bathtubs, leprosy, Harry Potter merchandise, and so much more!
If you like video games as well as nonsense improv, I'm sure you'll possibly have a decent time, chances are, maybe.
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3/27/2019 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 30 seconds
#02: Tom Sweeny and Gabby - "Sickly Chris"
Theme Song by The Living Tombstone ► https://bit.ly/1lLg7zp Welcome to the first episode of The Snark Tank Podcast! .... of 2019! I'm sick with the flue or AIDS or something equivalently dire so to keep our typically famous guests safe from my quarantined ass, we decided to do a chill shorter episode to reign in the new year. We're joined today by Tom Sweeny and Gabby (My Manager and Camera Man ... Camera Woman? Ehh.) Today's episode is shorter cuz I was literally dying but we talked about Trumps McDonalds Dinner, best movies of 2018, roach milk, circus tents, Buzzfeed, being bullied in Catholic school, and all sorts of other things. Don't hurt me.
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1/19/2019 • 59 minutes, 23 seconds
#00: Psychicpebbles - "Pickin' on Progerians"
Here's a test Pilot episode of The Snark Tank Podcast w/ Chris Ray Gun and Tom Sweeny we recorded a while back. If you like talking about sneaking knives on to planes, progeria, and drunk people dying in the streets; you'll have a grand old time.
This was more of an experiment to make sure we could actually record something relatively entertaining and actually put it up. The actual format of the Podcast will not be the shoot the shit style you've heard here. The podcast proper will revolve more closely around user submitted opinions and hot takes used as springboards for debate and arguing.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy