Thick Threads is a hilarious podcast hosted by Persephanii and Patrick Cloud that focuses on the craziest most entertaining “threads” on social media!! Whether it’s a wild story on Twitter, a conspiracy on Reddit, or even a collection of ignorance on forums, Thick Threads will take you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet!! Subscribe now!
Deadly Cheating Scandal and Rejected over Ice Cream 🍦
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread from a man who regrets telling his friend about his cheating partner! Then, Cloud reads a thread about a man rejected over ICE CREAM! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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8/22/2023 • 43 minutes, 3 seconds
UNORTHODOX PATERNITY and End of Relationship Flags!
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread of a girl who found out her dad was NOT her dad in biology class! Then, Persephanii shares a thread about how you know its time to END THAT RELATIONSHIP! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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8/15/2023 • 50 minutes, 50 seconds
Same Toy Different Women and The Dark Side of Grey's Anatomy!
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread from men who share whether they use the same intimate toys on different partners! Then, Cloud reads a thread of an actor exposing PIPING HOT TEA from GREYS ANATOMY! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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8/8/2023 • 42 minutes, 17 seconds
Narcissistic Apology to CHEATING ADDICTION!
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread of a man who is ADDICTED TO CHEATING.! Then, Persephanii shares a thread of whether or not parents should charge their adult children rent! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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8/1/2023 • 54 minutes, 39 seconds
Do You Brush Your Teeth Before Morning Cunnilingus?
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread of whether people brush their teethor not before giving fellatio in the morning! Then, Cloud reads a thread of a man who calculated the math of how many miles of "D" his girl has taken . Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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7/25/2023 • 40 minutes, 53 seconds
How Would Gender Roles Change If We Switched Private Parts?!
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a WILD thread about a woman who had strict expectations!!! Then, Cloud reads a thread of how RED FLAGS IN FRIENDSHIPS. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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7/18/2023 • 54 minutes, 8 seconds
Are RIBS and FRIED CHICKEN…OVERRATED?!?!
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a WILD thread about HORRIBLE COMMUNICATORS!!! Then, Cloud reads a thread of how Caucasians say “You got me effed up”. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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7/18/2023 • 49 minutes, 49 seconds
OVERHYPED RESTAURANTS AND THE MOST TRASH SUPERHEROES EVER!!! 😂
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread about OVERHYPED RESTAURANTS. Then, Persephanii shares a hilarious thread about the WORST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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7/4/2023 • 48 minutes, 38 seconds
LADIES: Here's 10 Commandments You NEVER Break out Here!
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread about the absolute AUDACITY of men. Then, Persephanii shares a hilarious thread about the 10 commandments that women cant break out here!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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6/29/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 31 seconds
How Do Yall Start Off SEX??
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Cloud reads a thread exposing different people's methods on gettin the SEGGS goin. Then, Persephanii shares a hilarious thread about the most embarrassing seggs stories!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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6/20/2023 • 58 minutes, 2 seconds
"I Fought My Girlfriends Sugar Daddy and LOST!"
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread about small things that people in relationships enjoy. Then, Cloud shares a hilarious story about a dude who got beat up by his girlfriends sugar daddy!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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6/14/2023 • 55 minutes, 9 seconds
Animal Spies & Smelling Good VS Looking Good
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread about what cute things people like to hear from their significant other. Then, Cloud shares a hilariously interesting thread about different nations who were allegedly caught using spy animals! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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6/6/2023 • 55 minutes, 50 seconds
The Sun vs A Trillion Lions Debate & Favorite Bedroom Phrases!
On this episode of #ThickThreads, Persephanii shares a thread about what people like to hear in the bedroom. After that, Cloud shares a creative thread debate of who would triumph between the sun and a trillion lions. Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some of the most RANDOM rabbit holes in the dark web!
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5/30/2023 • 46 minutes, 3 seconds
32: Dumped for Being too Nice and She's Shockingly Very Experienced in the Bedroom!!!
In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud reads a thread of superb bedroom moves that caused curiosity regarding her level of expertise!! Women are SAVAGES out here!! Persephanii goes into a thread about men who stopped dating women they felt were too nice! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!
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4/6/2023 • 1 hour, 27 seconds
31: WORST Sexual Experience & A Cheating Story
Thick Threads Ep. 31 (ish)
On this week's episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a wild thread of people's WORST sexual experiences and Persephanii tells an intense story of infidelity! Brace yourselves, as Thick Threads takes you down the most random rabbit holes on the internet!!
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3/23/2023 • 54 minutes, 36 seconds
30: Beyonce Tickets ENDING Relationships & Being TOO Nice | Thick Threads Ep 30 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread about an engaged couple who called it off over expensive Beyonce tickets!!!!! So ridiculous!!!! Persephanii reads a thread of guys who were broken up for being too NICE!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!
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3/15/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 38 seconds
29: Things You've Silently Said During S3X & Funny Life-Saving Facts | Thick Threads Ep.29 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of things people have silently said to themselves during sex!!! Yall are ridiculous!!!! Persephanii reads a thread of hilarious facts that could potentially save someones life!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!
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3/7/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 18 seconds
28: How You Caught Your Partner Cheating and Painful Sex for Men| Thick Threads Ep. 28. (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of how you found out you were getting cheated on!!! The lies are WILD!!!! Persephanii reads a thread full of men describing how sex hurts for them! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!
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2/28/2023 • 1 hour, 10 seconds
27: What's the Funniest Thing That Happened To You During Sex? | Thick Threads Ep. 27. (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of WOMEN who went ghost after hitting it one time and WHY!!! Women are SAVAGES out here!! Persephanii reads a thread about all the FUNNIEST things that happened to people during sex!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!
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2/22/2023 • 44 minutes, 14 seconds
26: Mixing Business with Pleasure and Terrible "Sugar Mama" Stories | Thick Threads Ep.26 (ish)
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii goes into a thread of times people mixed business with pleasure and it went HORRIBLY wrong!!! Cloud reads a thread about horror stories of situations with sugar mamas! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!
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2/14/2023 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 16 seconds
25: Ghosted After He Hit Once and WILD Failed Threesome | Thick Threads Ep.25 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of men who went ghost after hitting it one time!!! the shadiness of these responses is alarming!! Persephanii reads a thread about a man who was tricked into transporting his friend to a threesome! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!
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2/8/2023 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 9 seconds
24: Roaches At Her House and Dates Women Can Take MEN On | Thick Threads Ep.24 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of a dude trying to get some action but a GIANT FLYING ROACH got in his way!!! Persephanii reads a thread about what dates a woman can take a man on that they would actually enjoy! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!
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1/31/2023 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 57 seconds
23: DISGUSTING First Date Surprise and the Origin of the Artificial D!!! | Thick Threads Ep.23 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of original ARTIFICIAL D!!! You'll be surprised by this one!! Persephanii reads a thread about a woman who got a disgusting surprise after getting frisky on a first date! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of how people professionally CLAPBACK in a corporate setting via email!!! You might want to take notes!! Persephanii reads a story about a "hobosexual" who uses SEX to get a free place to stay! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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1/18/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 31 seconds
21: What Do You Do When Your EX Spins The Block? & Whoopin FAILS | Thick Threads Ep.21 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud goes into a thread of people's responses when their ex has the nerve to SPIN THE BLOCK!!! You'll be surprised by this one!! Persephanii reads a collection of stories about times people's parents tried to whoop them and FAILED! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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1/10/2023 • 1 hour, 9 minutes
20: Men Giving OTHER MEN Relationship Advice?? UH OH! | Thick Threads Ep.20 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go into a thread of men on Twitter giving OTHER MEN on Twitter relationship advice!!! You'll be surprised by this one!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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1/3/2023 • 50 minutes, 43 seconds
19: WE ICED OUT! Stolen Lunches and Jewelry Heists!! | Thick Threads Ep.19 (ish)
We got half a milly on us!! ...but its not ours. We got Joseph Mamanne, a legendary jewel supplier to pull up and ice out our Thick Threads co-hosts! Persephanii shares a hilarious thread detailing a lunch thief who got EXPOSED at work!! Cloud goes with a themed approach by reading a list of the wildest most notorious jewel heists in history!! It doesn't end there! We got Joseph to actually sit-in and discuss jewelry and give his own thick facts!
Tune in for the most expensive episode of Thick Threads yet!!
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12/27/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 2 seconds
18: What Do Women Leave At Men's Houses to MARK THEIR TERRITORY? | Thick Threads Ep.18 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go into a thread about the small things that women leave at their man's house to mark their territory!!! Then they go into a "sandwich" of fun facts! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud go completely off the rails and talk about paying bills for women and dudes splurging money!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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12/13/2022 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 39 seconds
16: Why aren’t we together? and Time to say Goodbye! | Thick Threads Ep. 16 (ish)
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In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud discuss a Twitter challenge that involves asking your sneaky link "Why aren't we together?" and hilarious tweets about how long it takes to say goodbye at a black family gathering!!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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12/6/2022 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 5 seconds
15: Worst Lies That WOMEN Have Told Us! | Thick Threads Ep.15 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud flip the script and read a funny thread about the worst lies that WOMEN have told MEN!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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11/29/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 12 seconds
14: What's the Fastest a Woman Has Ever Made You 🥜? (A Safe Space) | Thick Threads Ep.14 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads about men admitting to the times when a woman made them "finish" WAAY too fast!! And for the Holidays, Cloud reads a funny thread about Thanksgiving FAILS!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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11/22/2022 • 58 minutes, 42 seconds
13: Sex Dungeons and Side Chick Contracts | Thick Threads Ep.13 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads a post about a SIDE CHICK CONTRACT! Cloud reads a silly thread about all the hilarious ways that kids interpret the world!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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11/15/2022 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 42 seconds
12: Companies You Have BEEF With | Thick Threads Ep.12 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii reads the folklore of Krampus: the demon who randomly hangs out with Santa Claus! Cloud reads a funny but relatable thread about all the companies people have beef with and why!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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11/7/2022 • 1 hour, 40 seconds
11: The REAL Demon from "The Nun" *HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!* | Thick Threads Ep.11 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud dress up as Scooby Doo characters!! Persephanii aka Velma reads the scary story the REAL demon behind the Conjuring movie: The Nun! Cloud aka Fred, reads a creepy story about a blind girl with mysterious powers and a surprise TWIST!! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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10/31/2022 • 51 minutes, 50 seconds
10: "The Dark Woman" & Hanging Out with the UnDead | Thick Threads Ep.10 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud dress up as Naruto characters and Persephanii aka Lady Tsunade reads the scary story called: "The Dark Woman"- the story of a small girl who was too terrified to sleep in her room because of an evil entity! Cloud reads multiple short scary stories about people who unknowingly hung out with the dead! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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10/24/2022 • 35 minutes, 34 seconds
9: "The Man With the Red Face" HORRIFYING Story | Thick Threads Ep.9 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii and Cloud dress up as Mortal
Kombat characters and Persephanii aka Kitana reads the horrifying tale called "The Man with the Red Face"- the story of a babysitter who signed up for a LOT more than she knew! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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10/17/2022 • 53 minutes, 53 seconds
8: My Apartment is Haunted by a Deformed Child- "Dear David" | Thick Threads Ep.8 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Cloud reads the famously horrifying Twitter Thread called "Dear David"- the story of the dead deformed child that haunted a man's apartment! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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In this episode of Thick Threads, we have our first guest- actor, producer, director AND fellow Revolt family member Bigg Jah!!!…Then we try out a Battle of Fun Facts! Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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10/2/2022 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 26 seconds
6: Going Through Your Girls Phone & Code-Switching At Work | Thick Threads Ep.6 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii talks about different HORROR stories of men going through their girls phone, and Cloud tells a story about a black woman who forgot to gate-keep the culture at her job…Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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9/25/2022 • 47 minutes, 20 seconds
5: WILD Stories That Sound like MOVIE PLOTS, & Twitter Fight w/ Bonus Thread | Thick Threads Ep.5 (ish)
In this episode Cloud dives down the thread of WILD real life stories that sound like movies! Persephanii reads a HILARIOUS twitter argument thread of complete strangers! Cloud's fact explains periscopes and Persephanii shares a new bill that changes the workplace. Lastly Persephanii discusses warning signs of trafficking.
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9/18/2022 • 57 minutes, 49 seconds
4: "I Still Stalk the Girl My Ex Cheated On Me With" 👀👤 | Thick Threads Ep.4 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii talks about someone who STALKS the woman he ex CHEATED on her with FOUR YEARS AGO, and Cloud goes down the rabbit-hole of REALISTIC things to do during The Purge!!…Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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9/11/2022 • 38 minutes, 40 seconds
3: Underground Atlanta Sex Parties and USED Veneers 👀🦷 | Thick Threads Ep.3 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Persephanii talks about a NIGHTMARE where someone received ROTTEN VENEERS, and Cloud dives into a story of someones INSANE experience at an underground Atlanta ORGY!!…Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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9/5/2022 • 46 minutes, 27 seconds
2: Edible Stories & Giving Up the Drawers for Gatorade🍫🥤 | Thick Threads Ep.2 (ish)
In this episode of Thick Threads, Pat goes into some shameful confessions of the lowest gifts that made men give up the drawers, while Persephanii covers some CRAZY edible stories!! …Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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8/28/2022 • 50 minutes, 23 seconds
1: Craziest Things Men Have Done FOR THE COOCHIE!! | Thick Threads Podcast Ep. 1(ish)
In the “pilot” episode of Thick Threads, co-hosts Persephanii and Patrick Cloud jump RIGHT into it with some WILD internet tales! Cloud brings an insane thread of “Craziest Thing You’ve Ever Done for a Piece of Coochie” stories, and Persephanii brings a SPICY sexual encounter story about a random one night stand at the club…Brace yourself, as Thick Threads takes you down some RANDOM rabbit hole in the most hilarious parts of the dark web!!
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