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Howie welcomes the recently freed Aidan Kearney, a.k.a. Turtleboy, to the show to recap his two months in the clink. Then, Turtleboy takes questions from callers on his case, the Karen Read case, and more.

If the mainstream media were to put clips of the two presidential frontrunners next to each other, the choice would be obvious. Howie does the work they won't do. Tune in for Trump versus Biden!

Howie explains the ongoing Republican infighting in the state of Massachusetts and how it affects the ballot on Super Tuesday this year. Howie's endorsements can be found here: https://howiecarrshow.com/howies-picks-massachusetts-republican-state-committee/

Howie shares details of the heinous, horrific death of the 22-year-old student in Georgia...details that you won't find in the Associated Press version of the story.

If you thought the Golden State couldn't get any worse, this is the episode for you, Tune in while Grace and Jarred share the latest out of Newsom's paradise.

Grace shares the details of the horrific murder on the campus of the University of Georgia by an illegal alien who was released from law enforcement.

Saturday in South Carolina went exactly how we knew it would. Even Haley knew she'd lose to Trump! But some of her big donors thought she had a chance, and, well, perhaps they are rethinking their financial decisions now.

Someday you WILL miss our Biden compilations, so enjoy them while he lasts.

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Every fourth hour of the fourth Friday of the month, Howie's and his listeners are graced with the presence of Dr. Matt Callahan of Ipswich Animal Hospital who kindly answers all pet questions free of charge. Tune in to have some common inquiries answered plus Howie's monthly conversation on CBD for dogs.

Tune in to our most popular segment, Police Blotter Fax Friday, where Howie and his producer Taylor Cormier share the wild stories from across the country.

Sure, the chaos out of Georgia is good TV, but does it actually mean anything for Trump's chances this November? Howie breaks down exactly why the answer is Yes.

It's over for Fani Willis and Nathan Wade, the anti-Trump lovers who canoodled and cashed out a little too hard in Fulton County, Georgia.

It's that time of week again! Emma Foley joins the show to share the stories that would otherwise go unmentioned, and this week, there's a viral story out of Google. The "politically correct" artificial intelligence, Gemini, has gone TOO FAR. It's rewriting history! Plus, tune in to find out Grace's favorite U.S. President and more.

Remember low-energy JEB! ? He's back with an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal that backs up Trump. Would you believe this if we told you back in 2016?

It looks like the lovers' narrative has crumbled after the release of a few late-night text messages. Grace shares Fani Willis and Nathan Wade's 4 A.M. back-and-forths, wondering if this distress will shake the nation's favorite couple.

Tomorrow is the South Carolina primary, and Nikki is still in the race. We'll have to see how she fares figuring she's been polling double digits behind Trump for months.

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The phone lines are flooded with callers who want to discuss the biggest scams of the day: the illegal alien crisis and the climate religion. Tune in to hear from someone who drove an electric school bus (SPOILER: he hated it) and someone whose friend delivers food to illegals at Massachusetts hotels.

Turns out, the electric school buses Canada has implemented on Prince Edward Island are running into some problems. Who would have guessed? Howie exposes the climate lies for what they are in light of the freaky taste of outage the United States saw this morning.

Howie welcomes David Sampson of Thrive, a cybersecurity company that seeks to protect clients from issues like the massive AT&T outage this morning. David provides some options as to what likely occurred. Could it have been the mistake of one guy?

Howie prefers the original Scarface, by the way. Tune in for the audio clips from Democrat Jessica Jackson. Her points sound a lot like a Republican's. Could the border issue be what unites this country?

No one removed the disgraced congressman from the group chat, and he's texting with a vengeance! Grace shares George Santos' latest quips from the House text chat. Then, Howie Carr joins for his usual Crossover segment.

Did you even know the Biden family got another dog? Commander was sent to the farm for biting, and it looks like his replacement will go the same way.

What's the cause of the thousands of Americans who got disconnected this morning? Grace and Jarred weigh some options that may have once been considered "conspiracy theories." But in the Biden administration, not much surprises them!

Letitia James salivates on ABC as she describes the next steps in her diabolical plan.

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The Biden administration is trying to buy the votes of young people...er, I should say...cancel student loan debt. Joe is running into problems again.

If Joe Biden loses in a match against a staircase, how does the Democrat Party expect him to engage with foreign adversaries?

President Trump joined Laura Ingraham last night, and some clips of the GOP frontrunner went viral, especially since they contradict many of the wicked media narratives. Howie's got the audio and the exclusive commentary. Tune in!

Laura Ingraham tried to squeeze a VP pick out of Trump during her town hall last night, but all we have is a longer shortlist. Howie weighs the options from the Fox host. Then, callers make more predictions, some smart and some silly.

Toby Leary, owner and operator of Cape Gun Works in Hyannis, MA, guest hosts for Grace as callers have lots of questions about firearms and licenses to carry. Toby comments on the devastating news for New York that a 200-year-old gun brand is fleeing for freer pastures.

Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works takes the mic to cover the latest in the 2024 election, constant anti-Trump litigation, and, of course, the gun questions that inevitably slip in when the show's gun guru guest-hosts!

It's four-wheel Wednesday on the Grace Curley Show ! Bill Brusard of JB AutoCARE fills in for Grace to answer listeners' questions about their vehicles. Jarred Diglio, Grace's Executive Producer, emcees the hour as Bill knocks out eleven quality questions.

Some truck drivers want to boycott New York City after the Trump decision, and if they are successful, residents of the Big Apple should stock up on groceries.

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Howie welcomes the latest victim of illegal flophouses to the show, and it's likely not who you would expect. The Massachusetts State Committee's Amy Carnevale attempted to book a regular meeting at a centrally located Holiday Inn. Much to her surprise, the hotel is run a little differently than it was at the tie of the last meeting.

After a Nikki-Haley-ridden Chump Line, Howie takes a call from a regular who weighs in on the population decline in America. The result of this could go one of two ways, and neither option is ideal.

This news story was burning a hole in Howie's pocket! A transgender Muslim prisoner is suing over a hijab, which he spelled "hajib."

As if New York doesn't have other fiscal issues to attend to, now they're handing out debit cards with thousands of dollars and no constraints to illegal aliens. Howie doesn't ask for much, just to be treated like one of them!

Tune in for 2A Tuesday, the part of the week where Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works joins the Grace Curley Show to answer all of your firearm questions.

"Russia, Russia, Russia" didn't work the first time, so now the media is...trying it again? Grace shares a piece of "Morning Joe" with seasoned anti-Trumper Joe Scarborough that sounds like a repeat of 2016's commentary.

Perhaps you recognize Kevin O'Leary, a.k.a. Mr. Wonderful, from Shark Tank. Now, he's on CNN schooling hosts on the detrimental effects of the Trump "fraud" ruling. Tune in for the fiery cable TV exchange plus more fiscal chaos out of NYC surrounding illegal aliens and welfare.

Ann Coulter joined Real Time with Bill Maher and stunned the host with her shocking, straight-forward comments regarding this latest mass shooting in Kansas City. Howie lists a few other shootings that fall under Coulter's hot take.

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Howie welcomes state senate candidate Kelly Dooner to the show to discuss her newly announced campaign to assist Sen. Peter Durant in the Massachusetts State House. Then, Howie shares the latest in Illegals in the News and the trucker boycott.

A handful of truckers threaten to put a little pressure on New York City after the bogus ruling on Trump's appraisal value of Mar-a-Lago. Will the boycott by a few be enough to change the minds of Letitia James and company?

Howie's kept an ear out around Palm Beach, and he acquired some gossip over the weekend he knows his listeners would like. Apparently, Trump's VP pick is down to four people, and the list is missing a few fan favorites. Tune in for Howie's takes as well as the callers' opinions.

Howie celebrates Presidents' Day with an ode to his favorite president, Calvin Coolidge. Tune in for updates on the Biden crime family, Trump's case in New York City, and more.

If someone needs to let you know she's a history buff before making a claim, chances are, she's not a history buff. For example, when Joy Behar prefaces the need to vote against Trump with the claim that NATO went up against the Axis Powers in World War II, she has no clue what she's talking about.

Grace welcomes attorney Marc Salinas to the show to weigh in on the embarrassment to American lawyers. Her name is Fani Willis. Salinas comments on the horrendous display on the stand last week in Georgia as well as Trump's unprecedented charges.

Even Donald Trump's left-leaning opponents, political and commercial, can see right through this New York verdict. The former president has been charged in his alleged fraud case and instructed to pay $350 Million. To whom? Well, since it's a victimless so-called crime, no one knows for sure. Grace covers the case and more on this Presidents' Day special.

He does more in an hour than most people do in a day! You'd better believe it!

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Get a little taste of Howie's newest podcast series, Meet the Experts! Plus, tune in as callers weigh in on Fani's six-month stockpile and more.

Howie and Taylor take on this week's edition of Police Blotter Fax Friday, where listeners like you send in stories from around the web that display the week's silliest crime (and naked man and animal) stories.

Biden finally addresses those impacted by a caustic train derailment about a year ago. He can skip the short-term goals, figuring the residents of East Palestine have already seen the short-term effects.

"It's a Black thing," says John Floyd, father of Fani Willis. Sure, says Howie. But the Captain presents another category of people who like to stockpile cash. Then, Grace and Howie talk the never-ending series of Biden disasters.

Check out the first episode of the latest addition to our podcast lineup: Meet the Experts! This week, Howie sits down with Bill Brusard of JB AutoCARE in Weymouth, Massachusetts, to discuss the latest auto trends, the folly of electric vehicles, and more.

Biden is finally off to East Palestine, Ohio, after a year of procrastination. Town residents are not too welcoming, standing out with signs that read a different 2024 candidate's name instead. Plus, tune in for Last Call with Emma Foley, where the two talk Super Bowl commercials and Tooth Fairies going above and beyond in 2024.

Fani is back for another day of twists, turns, and tales of childhood and dating. Today, Grace shares her favorite pleasantries from her preferred vodka to a luxury snack. Then, Fani's FATHER takes the stand.

Grace recaps Fani's time on the stand yesterday after her show ended. Then, tune in for Biden's remarks following the death of a Russian dissenter in prison and Kamala's latest flop.

In case you missed yesterday's biggest story out of Fulton County, here it is summed up for you. Catch today's shows for updates on Fani Willis and her former lover Nathan Wade.

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Howie welcomes Tom Fitton of Judicial Watch to the show to explain the case he and his group is making in the city of Boston. Then, Peter Brennan joins the show to explain the bizarre nicotine ban attempt in Brookline, Massachusetts.

It's EnterCON! Howie's old place of employment, which is now called Audacy, has been bought by George Soros. Howie comments on the failure of the company. Plus, tune in for a Fani-Willis-inspired Chump Line.

It was a birthday trip! Why is that such a problem! Howie recaps Fulton County prosecutor Nathan Wade's time on the stand earlier Thursday. Then, he tunes into Fani Willis' cross examination live. Catch his minute-by-minute coverage and commentary.

Howie and Grace cover the show trial live from Fulton County, Georgia, where Fani Willis surprisingly takes the stand after her former romantic interest, Nathan Wade, testified early in the afternoon.

Grace takes part of the Fani Willis trial live as it airs from Fulton County, Georgia.

What do the FISA courts, Russia Nukes and the 95 billion dollar aid package have to do with each other? Find out here. Plus, Woke or Joke!

DA Fani Willis' lover Nathan Wade did not have a great performance on the stand in Atlanta.

Inflation isn't an issue, says Joe Biden and his Democrat pals. GREEDFLATION is what we need to worry about, they say!

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Elections have consequences, and the Commonwealth of Massachusetts is reeling from decades of horrible elections. Ian Huyett of Massachusetts Family Institute joins the show to break down his team's plan to take back the culture of the state.

Howie opens with the Chump Line. Then, he takes a call from John from New York, who shares the latest in inflation and what the Consumer Price Index report means for the average American despite what the Biden administration says.

Howie updates listeners with news out of Kansas City as gun shots erupt at the Super Bowl parade. Howie unpacks Matt Taibbi's latest investigative work that makes sense of several past get-Trump schemes.

Howie covers the latest in CYAs and dirty Deep State tricks that tie in the 2020 election and the raid on Mar-a-Lago. Plus, is there a new threat from Russia? Should the United States be worried?

Grace discusses everything from illegal immigration to bike lanes in the last hour. Other topics include Audacy, Donna Kelce and Mayorkas.

Mayor Eric Adams is singing the blues over his sanctuary city policies. Meanwhile, George Santos' vacated seat has been filled by a Democrat. When will New Yorkers learn?

Grace and Jarred bring a very special Valentines Day story to you featuring Bob and Nadine Menedez.

Coming soon to a liberal neighborhood near you: Lisa of Brookline, MA, took in an illegal alien family of three. She loves having someone around to cook for her. Isn't indentured servitude great?

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Howie welcomes lawyer Michael Yoder to the show to unpack the Massachusetts state trooper story from COVID times. While certain other staties are still holding onto their pensions despite accepting gifts in exchange for commercial driver's licenses, the men and women who refused the vaccine are still out of work. Yoder aims to achieve back-pay and more for the troopers.

Howie covers the latest in the Biden docs case as well as some new tidbits in the Hunter crack cocaine never-ending saga. Of course, we would all love for Biden to be prosecuted justly for something, but the likelihood, as Howie explains, is very low.

Howie's callers get creative on their snow day as they weigh in on the best way to describe Biden's signature walk.

Say their names! Howie provides the final list of Republicans (or should we say RINOs) who voted in favor of sending money all over the world. Don't we have enough problems here?

Toby Leary, owner of Cape Gun Works in Hyannis, tackles the tough topics of mass shootings after the deadly assault on a mega-church in Texas. Plus, Grace covers the economy and more on this snowy winter day in Boston.

Grace welcomes senior editor of The Federalist John Daniel Davidson to the show to cover what's happening on Capitol Hill.

Grace breaks down the latest inflation report. Plus, Biden's team was warning him about the proper way to handle classified documents. He just chose not to listen

The Kennedys and Shrivers are appalled Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. used the "Kennedy" name in a campaign ad during the Super Bowl.

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Howie welcomes Justin Manning of J.J. Manning Auctioneers to the show to share with listeners what's going on in the local housing market. It can be daunting for those looking to sell, especially during the Biden administration.

Howie takes a call from John from New York, and the market guru has not-so-good news about the real estate market. As if the interest rates were not already making it difficult for Americans, the illegal alien crisis and progressive housing policies are scaring people from purchasing a family home.

Does Biden realize the Snickers bar shrinkage is the effect of his poor economic policy? Does he really think he can fix it? And why can't he talk about anything other than candy bars while the United States is involved in a proxy war?

Coming off of Super Bowl Sunday, Howie is happy to report he turned off the TV before the Travis-and-Taylor makeout sesh occurred. Then, another transgender shoots up a megachurch in Houston, Texas.

The Kennedy clan is mad at their eccentric cousin, Bobby Jr. Then, Grace updates listeners on the Fulton County drama.

A good wife might have sounded the alarms on Joe Biden's mental decline years ago, but Jill Biden is all deny, deny, deny!

Your two favorite ladies are back in the news. Grace covers the latest Hillary and Harris headlines the day after the Super Bowl.

Biden appeared to want to lay rumors to rest, once and for all. That he's a senile, doddering, incompetent old man. Here's some of Joe's best from the week.

In honor of Super Bowl weekend, Howie plays some of his favorite Charlie Parker cuts from the Covid Panic. The Boston Globe johnny-come-latelies uncover that wealthy Massachusetts towns are MIA on hosting our new migrant masses.

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The Chump Line is packed with takes on Biden's worst hits from Thursday. Police blotters for the week highlight some of our most upstanding fellow Americans.

The White House sends a morning cleanup crew to brush away Biden's bad night, but will they answer demands to release the full transcript of his interview? Callers try to guess who Democrats might put up for November if Biden is pushed off the campaign trail.

Is the press to blame for bringing up Beau when mentioning Joe Biden's faulty memory? How about the American people? Trump campaign National Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt joins Howie to give her team's take on Biden's press conference disaster - and whether he will make it to Election Day.

MSNBC's Rachel Maddow has hit rock bottom. Plus, everyone keeps saying yesterday was Trump's best day ever...but Grace thinks someone else had an even better day than the former POTUS.

David Marcus joins the show to talk about Biden's presser and what is next for the President. Other topics include Tucker's interview with Putin and a special election in New York. Later, Toobin returns to CNN.

Grace covers the entirety of Biden's disastrous press conference. Between mixing up the President of Egypt and Mexico, yelling at the press and throwing his staffers under the bus-- it is something to behold. The media is still running cover for POTUS.

When you think of low-income areas in Massachusetts, where does your mind wander? Martha's Vineyard? Nantucket, perhaps? That's what Dementia Joe thinks constitutes welfare-ridden communities.

The number of "undocumented Americans" arriving to New England is growing like crazy as callers report new sightings. Plus Howie takes predictions on who might replace Joe Biden if Democrats pull him off the ballot before Election Day.

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Chump Line callers rake Biden for his senile classified documents excuses. Plus the Supreme Court is getting skeptical about arguments that Trump is an insurrectionist.

Boston's Beautiful People are about to meet their new neighbors as Maura Healey prepares to move in hundreds of more migrants.

Special Counsel Hur finds Biden to be a "well-meaning, elderly old man" who just happened to walk out of the White House with highly classified documents. Plus Elizabeth Warren battles "shrinkflation" with her new war on Oreos.

Democrat Chris Murphy lets the cat out of the bag on MSNBC. A small town mayor in Illinois is in big trouble over her alleged spending. Plus, KJP claims that there is nothing unusual about Biden talking to dead people.

KJP told reporters that things would get worse on the border because the "bipartisan" border bill didn't pass. In Woke or Joke Grace and Taylor talk Vegan Commandments, Beyonce and Unicorns.

The Supreme Court looks like they may rule in Trump's favor. Plus, Nikki Haley thinks Trump rigged the Nevada primary.

Another day, another shift of apple cores and dope bags for this migrant shelter facilities worker, but at least he's not at "Randall's," where the stabbings are!

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President Trump came out asking for his supporters to show a little grace and forgiveness to Trans-heuser Busch, which saw a sharp boycott after the Dylan Mulvaney fiasco. Taylor Cormier, Howie's executive producer, wonders if this has anything to do with his upcoming fundraiser. The lines flood with callers. Tune in!

Tune in for today's Chump Line and the latest out of the Fani Willis corruption case in Fulton County, Georgia.

Nikki Haley came in second in a primary with no other people in it! How long will the former South Carolina governor stay in this race? What lane does she think she has?

Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey appointed her former gal pal to the state Supreme Court. Howie wonders, What does this woman know about Maura that a six-figure salary and an easy workweek acts as a rightful exchange for a zipped lip?

You won't want to miss the call at the end of this hour between Grace and an ultra-Trump deranged woman. Plus, tune in for an exclusive interview with Karoline Leavitt, Trump's National Campaign Press Secretary.

Yikes, can they keep it to themselves? Jeez. Grace covers the latest scandal out of New York City.

Hold on. What happened in Nevada last night? Trump wasn't even on the ballot, and Nikki Haley still couldn't win! Grace explains why Nevada holds both a caucus and a primary, and how the "none of the above" option beat the former governor of South Carolina.

Mayor Eric Adams starts citing the New Testament in reference to...himself.

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Howie welcomes MassGOP Chairwoman Amy Carnevale to the show to share the very hopeful trajectory of the Massachusetts Republican State Committee. Carnevale took over in early 2023, and her leadership has led the group out of the red and to major state legislature wins.

Tune in for today's Chump Line, featuring the "next excerpt" from Paper Boy and plenty of Biden-isms. Then, Howie and the callers banter over the president's inability to speak, it seems.

She'll still call it a close race, no matter what. Howie covers the primary race in Nevada that isn't much of a race at all. He covers the border, takes calls, and welcomes Grace to the show for Hate Mail.

It's like the old saying: trade an apple for an orchard. But Chuck Schumer's apple is rotten and worm-infested, and the orchard ain't exactly beautiful after the millions of illegals enter it.

It's 2A Tuesday on the Grace Curley Show, the part of the week where Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works joins the show to answer all of your firearm questions.

Has every U.S. lawmaker seen page 85? Notorious for not knowing what's in the bills they're passing, Congress argues over an egregious "border bill." Grace breaks down what's in it.

The bright side is the media is finally reporting on the border crisis. The bad news is that they're using the crisis to shine a light on Republicans who are holding out on the border bill due to foreign aid attached.

Has Trump narrowed down his vice presidential pick, or was what he shared with Maria Bartiromo over the weekend a mere tease?

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Thanks, Brandon! Howie's listeners call in with examples of Shrinkflation--when the price stays the same, but the product gets smaller. They think we won't notice, Senator Warren says. But we do.

You won't believe the numbers beside these dollar signs. Howie found out exactly how much "COVID relief" money is being handed to illegal aliens. As always, he emcees the Chump Line, and he takes plenty of calls, too.

Howie's producer noticed something about Biden's speeches. He has a few ticks...or are they time-killers? There's "Guess what?" and there's "by the way!" We've got compilations of both. Then, Howie turns to the phone lines that are lit up all evening about the heinous "border" bill.

Howie covers the slimy setup by Sen. Chuck Schumer that is the border bill. It funds Ukraine's and Israel's borders. It won't do much for America's.

Aaron welcomes Kristofor Healey to the program to break down the text of the Senate Immigration Bill that was released on a Sunday, which tells you all you need to know about it.

Aaron speaks to the former Maine Congressman about the DOA Senate Immigration Bill, which he does not see passing in the House, and they discuss how giving this administration more discretion on immigration matters is a terrible idea.

WGAN's Aaron Chadbourne fills in for Grace. The border is a mess and the proposed deal is business as usual, but high marks for Speaker Mike Johnson. Also, Nikki Haley's cringe SNL appearance and the Taylor Swift of it all.

There's nothing like a spoken recitation of "On Eagle's Wings" by President Joseph Robinette Biden. Enjoy!

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Tune in to Howie Carr's Groundhog Day Special, where the Captain and his audience discuss all the Old Wives Tales and omens they were told by their elders. Tune in for some pretty silly signs and symbols of a harsh winter.

Tune in for the most anticipated hour of the week!

Howie welcomes Power Line blog's John Hinderaker to the show after news got out his apartment appears to have been "firebombed" by, allegedly, Leftists. Hinderaker explains both the situation and the coverage of it. Then, the two talk the reason the blogger spent time in DC: Mark Steyn's trial. Steyn has been in and out of court for 12 excruciating years.

The unsecure border is the story of the day, the story of the week, and the story of 2024. At the primaries so far, the illegal immigrant crisis was the topic driving people to vote the way they did. Howie provides updates on the nation's biggest problem.

Elmo was attacked on live television. Michael Bublé gives psychadelics a go. And Minneapolis is making sure you don't forget that a subway seat is not a porta-potty! Emma Foley and Taylor Cormier cover this week's edition of Last Call, the end-of-week wrap-up on The Grace Curley Show.

Filling in for Grace Curley is Taylor Cormier, executive producer at the Howie Carr Radio Network. Taylor covers the seemingly endless litany of news stories where an illegal alien kills an American by drunk driving. The daily poll question shows that listeners agree with Taylor. Illegals should not be able to get their hands on a car.

Biden has screwed up every visit or reception where disabled or fallen soldiers are involved. As he heads to attend the dignified transfer of the three soldiers killed during this week's attack in Jordan, guest host Taylor Cormier and the rest of the nation braces themselves. Then, Taylor turns his focus to domestic disarray as he talks the influx of illegal immigrants.

The residents of Roxbury in Boston are not too thrilled with the latest decision by Gov. Maura Healey to house illegal immigrants in their community recreation center.

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We need a rat fink in the city of Boston that'll make 'em run like rats, Mr. Speaker! Howie gets wind of the possible new hire at city hall, someone who is going to do "something" about the rat situation.

While his justice department is tossing pro-lifers in jail and surveilling Latin Mass attendees and Bible buyers, Joe Biden addresses the National Prayer Breakfast. Of course, the speech comes with plenty of bumbles.

January 6th attendees are still in prison, even after video footage exonerates much of the narrative. Making pornography in a Senate hearing room will get you no time at all. Pro-Life protestors are facing jail time for violating the FACE act. Meanwhile, illegal immigrants attacked a NYC cop...no problem. Just another day under the Biden Justice system.

Now Healey's migrant stunt has run a youth track team out of their practice facility. Howie plays some audio from residents of Roxbury, MA, who are fed up with the imminent flood of non-Americans.

It's Groundhog Eve, and Grace's producer Jarred is not feeling very festive about the upcoming holiday. Grace brings Emma Foley, Pennsylvania native, to the show to make the case for the furry little fella. Then, Grace makes sure to update listeners on Hunter Biden.

Grace welcomes former Boston City Councilor Domingos DaRosa to the show to break down what's going on in Roxbury at the Melnea Cass Recreation Center. Then, Taylor Cormier joins for Woke or Joke, the time of week when listeners call in to guess whether a ridiculous headline is real or fake.

The Roxbury residents are up in arms over the Healey administration's usurpation of their recreation center to house migrants. Grace was on-the-scene early this morning to get the scoop, and she updates listeners on what's really going on.

Citadel CEO Ken Griffin said enough with the Wokeness in our nation's top universities. Last year he gave $300 Million to Harvard. This year, he says he won't give a cent.

Biden's finally going to East Palestine, Oh, these Chopped chump's have some opinions on that. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

The influx of illegal aliens has affected every state, and the deep blue New England states are being hit the hardest. Howie welcomes Maine state representative Michael Soboleski to the show to discuss the problem and brainstorm what to do about it.

The governor of Georgia (because she won, you see) will have to eat at the salad bar after her non-profit underperforms to the point of layoffs. Howie also covers the Roxbury recreation center that will house illegals for three months and, as always, the Chump Line.

The federal FACE Act prohibits “violent, threatening, damaging, and obstructive conduct intended to injure, intimidate, or interfere with the right to seek, obtain, or provide reproductive health services.” A video showed six pro-life activists singing Christian hymns and praying. In the Biden justice department, they are facing up to ten years in prison and a six-figure fine.

Three meals a day. Laundry services. Transportation. And luxury strollers! Howie and Grace go through all of the free stuff Maura Healey will be providing for illegal aliens in Massachusetts. And yes, she cried about it. Tune in!

The corruption flows seemingly endlessly from the Massachusetts State Police force. The latest scandal includes petty bribes and strange gifts. With their massive salaries, why did they need all this?

Grace has actual audio of the governor of Massachusetts crying about the illegal immigrant crisis. Tune in for the harsh commentary from the millennial with the mic!

Remember the train derailment that wrecked the small Ohio town of East Palestine in 2023? The media covered up the story, as well as former President Trump's visit there, rather quickly. Joe Biden didn't bat an eye. Now, it seems politically advantageous to get a photo op there. How will the residents reacts?

E. Jean Carroll joined The Rachel Maddow Show to boast about the $83.3 Million promised to her thanks to an anti-Trump Manhattan jury.

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Howie shares the latest alleged quid pro quo out of the Massachusetts State Police force. Then, listeners chime in with their own suspicions and tales of the consistently corrupt bunch of cops. Toby Leary finishes off the hour warning of the latest anti-gun legislation. Tune in!

Howie opens the phones to Bay Staters tired of seeing their tax dollars funneled to house people who aren't American citizens.

That's our mayor! Boston's Mayor Michelle Wu makes the strangest comments in an interview on Governor Maura Healey's immigrant policy.

Howie just received some damning text messages courtesy of the U.S. Attorney's office. Check them out at this link: https://howiecarrshow.com/crooked-state-cops-check-out-their-texts-and-swag/

E. Jean Carroll tells MSNBC viewers all the things she's going to buy with Trump's money. Then, Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works joins the show to answer all of your firearm questions. Today, he talks LTCs: licenses to carry!

Mayor Wu admits Trump was tough on the border! But in her very Democrat way, she creates a euphemism-filled convoluted argument that it's better to be met with a "challenge" to house millions of people across the U.S. Grace has the audio from Wu's WBUR interview. Tune in!

If KJP's "folks" blunder wasn't bad enough, Biden's schedule doesn't reflect any choices that he'll head down to greet the fallen soldiers. Grace plays some damning audio from John Kirby and more.

Karine Jean-Pierre cannot come up with a better phrase to delineate the three American patriots killed by an Iranian-backed strike in Jordan.

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Elections have consequences, and three years into the Biden administration, we're seeing the effects of 2020. The question is, How can we make sure the same issues, from election law changes to idiots at the polls, don't arise again in 2024?

The American people are sick and tired of Bidenomics and "big guy" foreign policy. Callers weigh in, chumps weigh in, and, of course, Howie weighs in. Then, Howie and Taylor react to Nancy Pelosi's latest convoluted TV hit.

Howie breaks down the plague of Muslim savagery and how it's been infiltrating the United States during the past few Democrat administrations. Of course, no one in the White House would fire an anti-Jew, anti-American employee out of fear of Islamophobia. Then, Grace Curley joins the show to present this week's edition of Hate Mail Monday.

Three servicemen and women were killed over the weekend in Jordan, and dozens more were injured. KJP can't think of a better word to call them than "folks." Howie and Grace have a few words for the Biden administration on the disgraceful foreign policy that has led the nation to this point.

Grace welcomes columnist David Marcus to the show to discuss the E. Jean Carroll verdict and what it means for Trump. Then, Bill Brusard of JB AutoCARE joins the show for his monthly feature to answer listeners' auto questions. Wondering if you should "love it" or "list it?" Bill shares his good rule of thumb.

Grace welcomes one of her trusty regular guests, Ben Weingarten, contributor to the Federalist, to the show to discuss what's going on in the Middle East

Grace is not exactly surprised by the latest anti-American sentiment from the congresswoman from Minnesota (originally Somalia, where she pledges allegiance), but she certainly has some things to say about it. Then, tune in for strange sound from Biden on the campaign trail.

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Can I potty-train my bunny rabbit? Why is my cat growling? Will I ever be able to do laundry without making my Corgi anxious? Dr. Matt Callahan of Ipswich Animal Hospital joins the show for his usual monthly segment to answer any pet question you could possibly have.

Tune in for the fan favorite segment, Police Blotter Fax, where Taylor and Howie discuss the latest crazy crime stories submitted by listeners like you.

Howie breaks the unfortunate news about Trump's trial with E. Jean Carroll.

Howie is here to remind you that the Federal Bureau of Investigation is corrupt, and moral people don't even want to join anymore.

Generation Z prefers self-checkout, but not for the speed, efficiency, or lack of human interaction you may predict! Then, Emma and Grace discuss the "modernized" and "inclusive" remakes of It's a Wonderful Life and The Wizard of Oz. Finally, Grace covers Trump's comments directed at Haley donors. They are UNWELCOME in MAGA!

Grace asks her listeners, Who will blink first: Greg Abbott or Joe Biden? The border issue is dividing the country in ways never seen before, and the standoff is juicy.

The millennial with the mic tackles the top headlines in conservative news. Tune in to the Grace Curley Show weekdays from 12 to 3 or catch the show later wherever you get your podcasts.

It seems everyone is ready for Nikki Haley to hang up her campaign. Everyone except Nikki herself, that is.

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John Marsi joins the show to explain the peculiarities surrounding his special election coming up very soon. If you liked Peter Durant, you're bound to like this guy.

Howie kicks off his Newsmax hour with an excellent Chump Line. He reminisces about old cars, takes calls, and heads into a big discussion about what's going on in Texas. It's Biden vs. Abbott. Whose side are you on?

Howie welcomes Michael Patrick Leahy, host of the Tennessee Star Report and CEO of several publications, to the show to explain the alleged scandal U.S. Senate candidate Kari Lake is facing in Arizona.

While Howie may not describe what's going on in Texas as a "constitutional crisis" like some other pundits, but it is definitely a sticky situation. SCOTUS has sided with the Biden administration, but Gov. Greg Abbott will not back down.

Sen. Ted Cruz has been right on the border his entire career, and he was right again today. Tune in for the latest audio clip from the "Zodiak Killer" plus Grace's reactions to the Supreme Court's blow to Texas.

Is it Texas versus everyone? It may seem so after the devastating 5-4 Supreme Court blow to Gov. Abbott. Grace breaks down what's going on at the southern border and why Abbott wants to save his state from invasion.

The Internet is hysterical over the Oscars nominations, as if anyone still tunes in to awards shows. Ryan Gosling was nominated for his role as Ken, but Margot Robbie did not get a nomination for Barbie. Of course, Hillary Clinton had to weigh in! Tune in to see what she said.

Nancy Pelosi joined MSNBC to critique Donald Trump's "cognitive disorders." Tune in to hear the eloquent former Speaker stumble over something about ObamaCare.

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Howie bets you've never heard THIS rendition of the classic Tom Jones tune! Howie's got some great Brandon cuts as well as the latest on the very frightening call Kari Lake had with Jeff DeWitt (who has no wits).

Howie welcomes former Acting Director of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Tom Homan to the show to discuss the disaster at the southern border. Homan joined President Trump in Manchester last night because he believes it is crucial that America votes him back in this November to re-secure the nation.

Howie welcomes Jeff Webb of Human Events and the Post Millennial to the show to discuss the results of the New Hampshire primary. Webb agrees with much of America when he says the only reason Nikki Haley might be sticking around is that she thinks President Trump could be disqualified somehow. Otherwise, she is only hurting potential GOP unity.

And tens of thousands allegedly wrote in Joe Biden instead of helping Operation Chaos on the GOP side. Howie recaps last night's New Hampshire primary and Trump's big win heading into Nevada (of course) and South Carolina.

Grace welcomes Justin Manning of J.J. Manning to the show to provide his projections on the 2024 housing market. If you're considering buying or selling this year, tune in!

Grace gets a call from a single mother who has never cast a vote for anyone other than "Mickey Mouse." She emotionally shares her experience with the decrepit economy. She will be casting her vote for Donald Trump this November, explaining there is no other way out of this mess.

Grace is less than impressed with the latest topic in the mainstream media. Why would the left-leaning outlets set themselves up that badly, knowing Biden is in the White House and Nancy Pelosi is still in office?

A hardworking American pays thousands per month to live in East Boston. The illegal aliens can camp out at Logan airport for free!

Election day is here in New Hampshire, enjoy these Chumps that didn't make the Chump Line. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

One heartily sorry listener calls in to confess that he pulled a DEMOCRAT ballot today in New Hampshire. Luckily, instead of filling in the Dean Phillips bubble, he chose to write in a name that won't show up in the results, let's just say. Tune in to hear this fella's penance from Monsignor Carr!

Social media is tallying the number of times Joe Biden got interrupted by Hamas sympathizers at the pro-abortion event. They come up with fifteen. A hot mic caught someone discussing how the Democrat handlers will have to up security. Yikes!

Howie Carr welcomes President Donald J. Trump to the show ahead of the first primary election of 2024. The 45th president of the United States covers it all, from his competition, to his trials, to the future of New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick!

Someone send this podcast to Mayor Wu, who spent valuable time away from her flailing, failing city to campaign for a guy who didn't even want to be on the New Hampshire ballot. Some polls predict Biden could get 58% of the Democrat vote in the Granite State today. Funny! He isn't even on the ballot.

Listen to the Grace Curley Show weekdays from 12 to 3. Grace also reports the News on the Howie Carr Show at 3:30 PM weekdays. Her columns have appeared in the Boston Herald, the Daily Mail, and the Spectator.

Listen to the Grace Curley Show weekdays from 12 to 3. Grace also reports the News on the Howie Carr Show at 3:30 PM weekdays. Her columns have appeared in the Boston Herald, the Daily Mail, and the Spectator.

Listen to the Grace Curley Show weekdays from 12 to 3. Grace also reports the News on the Howie Carr Show at 3:30 PM weekdays. Her columns have appeared in the Boston Herald, the Daily Mail, and the Spectator.

Trump earned Gov. DeSantis' endorsement late Sunday, which he graciously accepted. Happy Primary Day, New Hampshire!

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One of Howie's listeners calls in to report that the texts from Nikki Haley's campaign keep on flowing, but they can't quite seem to get his name right. At what point does the neocon think enough mailers and texts is enough?

Howie's production team came across a Robo Call making the rounds in New Hampshire telling Democrats to stay home this Tuesday. The real question is, which side is behind it?

Ron DeSantis is done, and no one knows who Ryan Binkley is. The New Hampshire primary is pretty much down to Donald Trump and Nikki Haley. Granite Staters call in to share their sentiments toward the former president and the neocon.

As we eagerly await Donald Trump's 2024 VP pick, we got some very, VERY unexpected news about former contestant Sen. Tim Scott. He's engaged! Howie wonders, Is this a precursor for his next gig at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Biden wants Border Patrol to get rid of the barbed wire fences south of Texas. The Supreme Court just sided with him. So, even if the border was secure, now he's unsecuring it!

Grace shares the ins and outs of the nation's first primary that will take place Tuesday night. Polls show Nikki devastatingly trailing Trump, but with all the new fans and donors she's attracted lately, what are the chances for real?

Ron DeSantis is done! Grace is among the first to share the news with listeners about tomorrow's primary. The campaign exit raises the question...who will DeSantis fans cast their votes for Tuesday night instead?

He may not be on the ballot this week, but he's the top candidate in our hearts (not really). Check out Biden's latest tirades on the pharmaceutical industry and more on this edition of Best of Biden.

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Upon the devastating news that Sports Illustrated has let go all of its staff, Howie and his listeners take a trip down memory lane, recalling the best covers (swimsuit or otherwise). Then, Howie finishes off the week with a round of BRANDON CUTS!

It's the fan-favorite segment of the Howie Carr Show! Howie and his producer Taylor cackle over the craziest crime stories from throughout the week. The best part is that these stories were sent in by listeners like you! Howie never knows what he's going to get with Police Blotter Fax.

They're just new. Some of them aren't even that new, and they've been collecting welfare checks through direct deposit. Howie covers the latest tales from the southern border and the sanctuary cities across the country.

Marxist hiring practices and playing identity politics was all fun and games until it crept into surgery, airlines, and the military. Howie covers the scary and slippery slopes of the Left's wild practice.

And now it's time for the ceremonial shamanic witch doctor to breathe on all the WEF panelists. Emma Foley joins the show to share the strangest part of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, since the vast, vast majority of normal people would never think of attending.

Grace welcomes Trump 2024 National Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt to the show to get as much scoop on the upcoming New Hampshire primary as possible heading into the big week.

Grace Curley is here to speak for the trees, and she and her listeners agree they are being used for a horrible purpose: Nikki Haley campaign mailers. Then, tune in for updates on Fulton County D.A. Fani Willis!

What do J.P. Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon and rapper Meek Mill have in common? Take a listen to find out.

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Former FBI analyst George Hill joins the show to give his perspective on Jim Jordan's fight against those in Washington engaging in heavy surveillance on U.S. citizens.

While Turtleboy remains behind bars, Howie welcomes his lawyer to the show to update listeners on the Karen Read case, highlighting the alleged corruption in Canton that Aidan Kearney was attempting to uncover prior to his arrest. Tim Bradl shares huge news about the prosecution and the traction Read has gotten.

NFL rookie C.J. Stroud thanked Jesus in a live postgame clip, but after NBC got done with it, the Christ part was omitted, and the football player was left talking about himself and his team and that's it.

Howie runs a few numbers, and even if DeSantis fans had to go with their second choice, Nikki would still be behind Trump in New Hampshire. Calling it "striking distance" would be generous.

How many trees had to die so Nikki Haley could send you your daily three (or four) political mailers today? Grace sides with the environment in this case, and her callers agree: no one wants mail from the Haley campaign.

It's every Grace Curley Show listener's favorite time of week: Woke or Joke time! Taylor Cormier joins Grace to present this week's slew of ridiculousness from Leftist media. In this episode, determine whether headlines like "We are all plagiarists" and "I only tip non-English speakers" are real or fake!

When Gov. Greg Abbott or Gov. Ron DeSantis sends illegal aliens to airports overnight, it's evil, human trafficking, and inhumane. When Biden does the same exact thing, it's merely "reticketing."

The definition of "fascism" in Encyclopedia Britannica is looking a lot like the list of Democrat tactics these days. MSNBC's Rachel Maddow admits to never showing Trump live. Viewers might like what he has to say!

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Remember when Bank of America was exposed for keeping a list of transactions made in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2021? Rep. Jim Jordan of Ohio is sounding the alarm. It's not just banks! Certain words like "MAGA" or "Trump" will put you on a list, and so will visits to some sporting goods stores.

He's seventy-two! Why can no one get this straight! Howie emcees the Chump Line that lands on the day of his birth.

A retired postman weighs in on the havoc wreaked by political mailers. The politicians from younger generations are doing away with the inefficient, annoying, unsustainable mailer tactic, but Nikki Haley would not understand.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one hears it, does it make a sound? If the DOJ admits it, is it finally true? The laptop from hell was real, as we all knew. Will the Democrats finally admit they were either lying or were lied to?

They aren't doing much service, and they do a horrible job promoting health. They are RATHER good at bashing Trump and pro-Western ideology, however. So they're doing plenty of that. Tune in to hear what Grace has to say about the latest out of the DHS.

Grace feels that is her duty to bring you the truth about the American media. It's not hard to expose since most pundits and talking heads will say the quiet part out loud. Today, Grace debunks (or rebunks) the fake news about the border.

Too bad for the Davos King! A real reporter followed the beautiful people to the World Economic Forum, and John Kerry was not ready!

Vivek ran a decent campaign, but it was no match for the Don. The businessman quickly hopped on the Trump campaign yesterday. Is he vying for a cabinet spot? Only time will tell.

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Fulton County Fani Willis and "her boyfriend" should have stayed out of the limelight if they wanted all of their Trump efforts to work. Howie talks Trump's trials and his victories so far.

Howie's listeners call in to air their grievances regarding the sheer quantity of political mailers from the Nikki Haley campaign team. We knew her opinions were stuck in 2012. Turns out, her campaign tactics are, too!

All eyes are on New Hampshire after last night's floor-sweeping victory by Donald Trump. But the Granite State Democrats are up to something: a Biden write-in campaign.

Trump is back, baby. He's winning again, and these wins are bigger and better and stronger than before. He was unstoppable in Iowa, and Howie predicts similar things will occur next week in New Hampshire. Then, Grace and Howie discuss the snobs in Davos and, speaking of snobs, John Kerry's career change.

"Novice art," they call it. Grace covers the schemes and dealings related to Hunter Biden's so-called art. Then, disaster strikes the electric vehicle industry. Cars aren't charging in the crazy-cold weather.

Let's pull out the smallest violin for the imperfect Fani Willis! Too bad she had to bring a former president of the United States down and destroy public faith in the Fulton County prosecution process while she was at it.

The Iowa caucus went exactly how, if not better than, Grace's listeners thought it would. Trump performed better than any Republican in Iowa caucus history, and the liberal meltdowns are reminiscent of 2016! Then, Grace bids a sweet farewell after hearing of the resignation of our dear Climate Czar John Kerry.

Nikki Haley is favored among Democrats with money and a hunger for influence. One of them, Andy Sabin, joined Fox and said so.

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A new FAA hiring advertisement recommended that mentally incapacitated apply to be commercial airline pilots. Uh, no thank you! Howie covers a pot pourri of topics and takes several calls, including a Moonbat's!

Rest in peace, Big Jook. Howie shares the latest death in the rapper community with, of course, a walk down Yo Pesci memory lane. Howie covers the paused impeachment inquiry of Joe Biden and the doings of the president's delinquent son, Hunter.

Wondering what Howie really thinks about Nikki Haley or Ron DeSantis' chances in Iowa and New Hampshire? Look no further. The Captain lets his listeners know how he really feels. He explains what happens at an Iowa Caucus as well as the weather that could impact turnout.

Howie misses the good old days before Watergate when reporters were blue-collared fellas who hung out with police and even the "hoods." Now, the only way to make it in journalism is to be a gopher for a Leftist politician. That's why what happened Sunday at the White House is being covered not-at-all.

Jerry Nadler claims America needs illegal immigration to solve the population problem, that is, we aren't sufficiently replacing Americans. How about we promote repopulation instead of everything but?

Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works fills in while Grace is away, and since the Bay State governor has (finally) made national news, he's got a lot to discuss. Toby covers the illegal alien protocol being implemented across the state and more. Tune in!

Filling in for the Millennial with the Mic is the official gun guru of the Grace Curley Show, Toby Leary! Toby covers what's going on in the Bay State in regards to Gov. Maura Healey's immigration policy (or lack thereof). Toby shares a funny (terrifying) anecdote about the Army v. Navy game.

Last week, Biden's family members spoke more than he did, so they got a little feature in this special edition of the Monday Minute.

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Listeners share a slew of sad cases, where American veterans and taxpayers are treated much worse than all of the "newcomers."

The Villages News featured a letter to the editor this week complaining about all of the featured police blotter stories. "The Villages is a great place to live," they said. "With population explosion comes complications," they said. But what would Fridays at 5:30 be without some Florida man stories from the only burgeoning publication in the United States?

The patriotic pillow king joins the show to explain the message his team received from Fox claiming they would be cancelling MyPillow ads on their network. Huh?! Mike Lindell's MyPillow has paid hundreds of millions in advertising to the network, so what gives?

Howie covers it all this Friday afternoon from the Trump Town Hall on Fox this week to the latest in anti-Semitic demonstrations across the United States.

This week on Last Call, Emma Foley joins Karoline Leavitt to share an upcoming event in Melrose, Massachusetts, for those "curious" about the process to welcome illegal aliens into their own homes. Then, the duo discusses the very profitable transgender contagion and the celebrities targeted in artificial intelligence scams so far.

Wildfires ravaged Hawaii a while back, but the peculiar news story was gone and journalists moved on in what seemed like the blink of an eye! Karoline circles back to the island and the aftermath with investigative journalist Nick Sotor.

Karoline Leavitt fills in for Grace Curley to bring you shocking news out of the Middle East: U.S. strikes on the Iran-backed Houthis in Yemen. Joining Karoline to break down the situation is Gabriel Noronha, Executive Director of POLARIS National Security and Former Special Adviser at the State Department. Our Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin is in the hospital, and Biden went to bed. So who is running our military?

Was Christie going to endorse Nikki Haley? We'll never know because of the embarrassing hot mic clip that went viral minutes before his campaign dropout speech.

Chris Christie may be out of the race for President, but he hasn't been forgotten by these Chump Line callers. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Howie won't leave the Turtleriders in the dark. While Aidan Kearney, a.k.a. Turtleboy, remains incarcerated, his lawyer Tim Bradl joins the Howie Carr Show to update listeners on the Karen Read case and, now, the Aidan Kearney case. Then, Howie opens up the phone lines for Tim Bradl to answer questions from the audience. Tune in for this exclusive interview!

Jill Biden calls her husband "unflappable" in this latest interview, and, well, Howie's got something to say about that. As always, we've got the Chump Line. Then, some of Howie's best regular callers pop in to talk investments and low-info voters.

It wasn't money, and it sure wasn't women, so what was it? The GOP certainly hasn't followed Ronald Reagan's 11th Commandment these past several election cycles, but President Trump's effect on establishment shills like Christie and Haley has been drastic. Why have so many Republicans turned on DJT?

Howie's listeners let him know there have been strange, pre-printed "Write in Joe Biden" signs mysteriously appearing across the Granite State. Karoline Leavitt joins the show to discuss the upcoming New Hampshire primary, where Donald Trump stands (ahead of everyone else), and Nikki Haley's comment about Iowa bound to insult voters.

Karoline welcomes Former Acting Commissioner of Customs & Border Patrol Mark Morgan to the show to discuss what exactly is going on at the United States border and how it's plaguing every town and city now, not just border towns. Then, Karoline talks Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, every New Englander's favorite duo!

What does wine tasting in Napa Valley have to do with pursuing RICO charges against a former president? Karoline shares the invoices sent from Nathan Wade to Fulton County D.A. Fani Willis. Then, it's time for Karoline's favorite segment of the Grace Curley Show: Woke or Joke! Tune in to see if you can beat the callers or if the twisted minds behind-the-scenes will stump you, too!

Believe it or not, 2024 is already here, and while Grace Curley is away, Karoline Leavitt is here to bring the latest on the upcoming New Hampshire primary to you. Karoline welcomes Alex Bruesewitz, founder of X Strategies, to the show to explain how Gen Z social media tactics, when done well, are turning the tide towards Trump.

The president's little boy couldn't bother showing up to fulfill his subpoena back in December. He decided to make a cute showing at the public hearing deciding whether to hold him in contempt of Congress.

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The conservatives are fighting back in Massachusetts against the insane woke policies. Sam Whiting joins the show to represent the Massachusetts Family Institute and their work to combat Marxist, perverted ideology. Recently, they've been working to remove inappropriate books from children's libraries. Then, Howie welcomes Rep. DeCoste to the show to update listeners on the illegal crisis.

We'd say "another one bites the dust," but Chris Christie will likely be biting much more than dust at his end-of-campaign dinner. Howie covers the former NJ Governor's exit from the 2024 Republican primary as well as the DEVASTATING hot mic moment that will hurt Nikki Haley very badly.

Emphasis on "big." Chris Christie gears up for a major announcement in New Hampshire, and Howie speculates what it might be. The Captain also covers the fiasco on Capitol Hill this morning when the son of the U.S. president popped in for a hearing about him.

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has some skeletons in her closet, and it's all coming out now! Howie covers the affairs of the corrupt Georgia lawyer and more with his trusty sidekick Grace Curley.

Yesterday Grace covered quite a conflict of interest for Fani Willis, the Fulton County District Attorney. New problems have unraveled for her, it turns out. Then, Howie Carr joins the show for his usual crossover segment.

Remote learning is back, but it's not because of a virus from China or even snow! Grace covers the absurd story out of New York City, where kids were told to stay home from school so that migrants could be housed there.

What a little punk! Hunter Biden crashed the House oversight committee hearing where the topic was HIM. He did not have the guts to appear for his subpoena, but he had no problem rolling into the public meeting for a stunt sure to go viral. Tune in to hear what a heated Grace Curley has to say!

In another assault on the right to free speech and free press, the Canadian Mounted Police arrested (and, arguably assaulted) journalist David Menzies, who was just trying to get a scoop.

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Sharon Sorcenelli, owner of Plymouth's Cedarville Wine and Spirits, joins the show to get out the vote against the proposed ban on two-ounce alcohol shooters or, as they are known in Boston, "nips." Listeners share their love (or hatred) of nips and argue the issue out. One caller says he owns over 800 nip bottles, and another said he's been slipping nips to his mother in an nursing home!

Howie's got audio from Tucker's interview with Lousiana Rep. Higgins on what REALLY happened on January 6, 2021.

When it comes to knowing the New Hampshire voter, there is no one better to bring on than Karoline Leavitt, who ran for Congress there back in 2022. Karoline, who now works for Trump, shares the ins and outs of the Granite State's same-day voter registration and other precarious policies.

Is joking about the assassination of a former president JFK-style really "too far?" Howie, Grace, and Taylor don't exactly agree! Howie talks Lloyd Austin's elective surgery as well as his publicized cancer diagnosis. Howie divulges some of his past procedures as well!

It's that time of week again! Toby Leary, owner and operator of Cape Gun Works in Hyannis, MA, joins the show to answer all of your firearm questions. Whether you're trying to transfer a weapon or get your LTC back after an incident or two, Toby has the best advice for navigating the ever-changing landscape.

They messed with the wrong city. That's for sure! The climate crazies were out blocking traffic again in the Big Apple. They fail to realize that what they think is a petty issue, making people late, could be very dangerous. Find out what happens when the environmentalists barked up the wrong tree.

Grace does a routine check-in with the worse choice for your 12:00 entertainment: The View. She wishes she didn't. This time, Whoopi Goldberg tells all the suburban moms that Donald Trump will put them all in camps if he's reelected. Are these women serious?

Finally, the day Howie has been waiting for...he would not have even minded if it came while he worked at EnterCON! Nevertheless, the day Audacy files for bankruptcy has come.

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Howie welcomes Massachusetts state senator Peter Durant to the show to break down the illegal immigration crisis in Massachusetts. The two talk the mass exodus from the Bay State paired with the cost of newcomers on welfare. Howie's old enough to remember when you were required to have an anchor baby in order to get welfare. Now, anyone can have mas! Mas! Mas!

During one of his strange appearances to kick off 2024, Biden dropped his latest lie. He began the Civil Rights Movement despite repeatedly telling America he was far from any protests at the time. Plus, Howie's back for his first Chump Line of the year. Tune in!

So much Hate is happening this hour! First, Howie shares his reactions to President Biden's commemoration of the January 6th "insurrection." Then, Grace shares lots of Hate Mail from the week Howie was on vacation.

Howie is back in the saddle after his much-deserved winter break. He's got two weeks of news to go over, so buckle up and enjoy the ride. He covers the bankruptcy of his former jailkeeper, Enter-CON, and more!

Grace welcomes Bill Brusard of JB AutoCARE in North Weymouth to the show for his monthly segment to answer the audience's car questions. Whether you've got a pesky check engine light, mice under your hood, or a testy air conditioner, Bill brings the best advice to The Grace Curley Show.

Well done, good and faithful Biden, but if you are as holy as you say, shouldn't you be approaching your position and personal life differently? The president handles hecklers in a very unprofessional and unbecoming way. Then, Grace spars with the voters in her poll, who disagree with her take on Secretary Lloyd Austin.

President Trump thinks Lloyd Austin should see a pink slip this week for failing to tell anyone he missed several days of work for a hospital visit. However, Grace's listeners believe someone else in the Biden administration should get the boot before Austin.

Nothing says "Save democracy" like Coldplay! Dark Brandon made his return on Friday, ahead of the third January 6th since THE January 6th.

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Taylor shares some books from the Framingham, Massachusetts, education system that push, very overtly, radical gender ideology. You will not believe what kindergarteners are being taught for eight hours a day, five days a week in the Commonwealth.

Taylor Cormier and Grace Curley carry this week's edition of Police Blotter Fax Friday, or as a listener dubbed it recently, "the Florida segment." Tune in for crazy crime stories and sticky situations from America's local publications this week.

As Joe Biden and the Democrats remember the lackluster protest at the Capitol three years ago, Taylor and the callers debunk some common misconceptions and disinformation that has snowballed after all this time.

Dark Brandon has returned! President Biden delivers what he calls "remarks" in Pennsylvania on the third anniversary (give or take a day) of the protest at the Capitol on January 6, 2021. For some reason, the hammer-wielding crazy man at the Pelosi residence came up in the speech.

This week on Last Call, Grace and Emma discuss the latest GenZ frenzy: the Stanley "Quencher" cup. While it looks like a normal water tumbler, it's got quite a grip on the young generation, so much so that Target saw people camping out for its latest special edition release. Then, the two talk the latest legislation to push Chick-fil-a out of New York and "Dry January."

Grace welcomes to the show Brett Tolman, a former U.S. Attorney and the Executive Director of policy foundation Right on Crime. The two talk the new names that appear in documents relating to the Epstein files. Then, they dive into the Trump ballot bans in Colorado and Maine. Could your state be next?

Thank goodness for Speaker Mike Johnson, who certainly isn't a fraidy cat in front of Democrats or the press. Grace covers his latest comments about President Biden's (lack of) border policy.

Nikki's weak-on-crime past resurfaced this week. Let's take a trip down memory lane to see where she fumbled a few years back.

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Aside from today's breaking news, there is one pestilent issue at hand: the border. Migrants are headed to sanctuary cities and states while taxpayers are left behind.

What is to blame for the rise of violent youth? Is it social media? Video games? Chemicals in the water? Taylor suggests one trend in the parenting world these days where a mother or father vows never to say No to their child. As a young parent himself, Taylor sees the danger in such a stupid idea.

The standing question at the Howie Carr Show is, "Is this story just another mainstream media distraction?" Usually, an answer Yes can be backed up fairly logically, but today, not really. Taylor responds to calls accusing him of falling into the Deep State trap.

Maybe you saw Bill Clinton, but Stephen Hawking? Michael Jackson? Filling in for Howie is Taylor Cormier, his executive producer. Taylor shares the list of names on the Epstein connection list and his reactions to the release.

Residents of the Big Apple are no longer able to say they are in the center of the universe. Now, it's that they're in a place that's merely not as bad as Los Angeles.

Grace welcomes Adam Guillette, better known as the "doxxing truck guy," to the show for a little post-mortem after Claudine Gay's resignation from the position of Harvard president. Then, Emma Foley, the Apprentice of Woke, joins the show to present this week's round of Woke or Joke!

Finally! The list of Jeffrey Epstein's clientele (in one form or another) has been released, and while some names on it were highly expected, some are a surprise.

It's official! Harvard president Gay is gone for good. Rep. Elise Stefanik weighed in on Fox.

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Maine Rep. John Andrews joins the show to discuss the impeachment of Secretary of State Shenna Bellows after her egregious action to take Donald Trump off the 2024 presidential ballot in Maine.

Claudine Gay's words (or so she claims) are in the New York Times in a brand-new op-ed! She blames ten million reasons for her departure from Harvard besides plagiarism.

Adam Guillette, also known as the "doxxing truck guy," joins the show to recap the resignation of Harvard president Claudine Gay.

Taylor shares the narrative being pushed by the desperate Left claiming Claudine Gay's plagiarism has been "weaponized" against her. Some are even saying it's a racial issue. Huh? Give us a break. It's an ethics issue.

Grace welcomes her go-to Harvard correspondent, Aaron Chadbourne, to the show to discuss the resignation by disgraced Claudine Gay. Then, Toby Leary joins for a belated 2A Tuesday.

Perhaps Harvard is where DEI will go to die. Grace covers the resignation of Claudine Gay and what it means for diversity hires across America, whether they're in higher academia or otherwise.

When it comes to the resignation of Claudine Gay, Republicans are doing what they do best: pouncing, seizing, and weaponizing. The liberal media cannot bring itself to blame Gay for making her own bed, so they automatically go for the usual narrative.

A dude in a skirt, to be clear. Fortune held a "Powerful Women" summit, and they invited Lt. Col. Bree (Bryan) Fram to mansplain (or transplain?) inclusivity to all the real women in attendance.

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The state of Massachusetts earned the number-two spot in terms of most moved-out-of states in 2023. Callers flood the lines to tell the tales of their own exodus from the Draconian Commonwealth.

Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest took a depressing turn when the show switched to our senile president and his wife talking about chicken parmesan.

Today's round of Hate Mail hits everyone at the Network! Then, Taylor covers the bombshell resignation of Harvard president Claudine Gay and some of the other heinous stories of Ivy League problems.

Taylor Cormier fills in for Howie Carr to bring you the breaking news out of Cambridge, Massachusetts. Claudine Gay, "embattled" (disgraced) Harvard president, is resigning from her position.

The whole world tunes in to Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest, so maybe that is not the best time to throw a senile president into a live interview.

New Year, new Harvard University president! Grace breaks the bombshell news that Claudine Gay, disgraced head of the Ivy League school across the river, is planning to resign. It was only a matter of time after Gay poorly testified on Capitol Hill and, later, her plagiarized dissertation, among other things, was exposed.

This is why students should not grade their own papers. The office of Massachusetts Attorney General Andrea Campbell has released a statement declaring their dear friend down in Boston, Mayor Michelle Wu, did not violate any discrimination laws when she discriminated against white races at her infamous holiday party.

As we start the new year lets look back at some of the best Biden gaffes of 2023.

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Is your dog extra aggressive? Can your cat not keep it inside the litter box? Are all your shoe just chew toys? Dr. Matt the Vet of Ipswich Animal Hospital is here to answer all of your questions and more.

Taylor and Jarred are not fans of Halloween decorations, and Taylor takes calls on the Maine ballot ruling. Then, Grace joins the show for Police Blotter Fax Friday.

Maine State Rep. Mike Soboleski joins Taylor to break down how Maine citizens feel about Shenna Bellows ruling, he feels like she 'over reached' on it. Then, Taylor gets into an argument with not one but two libs named David.

Shenna Bellows the Secretary of the State of Maine ruled to remove the Former President Trump from the primary ballot, a move that has angered many in the State

Grace and Jarred reminisce about some of the President's best (worst?) moments. Plus, a poptart mascot went viral. Find out why.

Ben Weingarten discusses how democrats have incentivized political lawfare, why Obama is defending Harvard President Claudine Gay and so much more.

Maine's Secretary of State made a decision that has plenty of Americans up in arms. Aaron Chadbourne talks about the news and his interview with Shenna Bellows earlier today.

Nikki missed the mark when answering this first-grade-level question.

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Taylor Cormier navigates the moonbat-ridden phone lines. Finally, he gets a breath of fresh air: a sixteen-year-old Latino from New Hampshire is all-in for Donald Trump. His first-generation family is, too!

Taylor Cormier fills in for Howie to present today's Chump Line, filled with Civil War one-liners calling back the previous two hours. Then, Taylor and the audience discuss whether or not it's right to hire illegals when the economy is this bad.

Taylor Cormier, filling in for Howie, thinks the answer is simple. One word. Apparently, the callers think otherwise. The Civil War conversation stems from a damning audio clip from GOP contender Nikki Haley. Are her chances at the White House over, or does the listener base have a point?

Nikki Haley fumbled what she probably thought was a trick question. It is a trick question, if you're merely a politician. Tune in for the embarrassing audio clip from the woman who thinks she's a top GOP contender.

Biden may be jetting off to his next tropical destination, but Grace is in-studio and working hard to bring you the latest in Biden admin policy. Today, she talks his heinous policy both foreign and domestic.

Grace welcomes Darvio Morrow of The Outlaws Radio Show to the show to break down the horrible re-do attempt by Nikki Haley after she fumbled a Civil War comment.

It's not that hard. If you're campaigning for president, there's a right answer to the question. Nikki fumbles the Civil War question. Is her campaign over?

If this is parenting, what is abuse? One mom testifies for her suicidal transgender children. She gets lots of camera time, and they get sicker and sicker.

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Taylor Cormier, Howie's executive producer, and the callers try and determine the solutions to the burgeoning radical gender ideology that plagues our school systems, sports, military, and more.

Taylor Cormier fills in for Howie to bring you the latest in American decline and depravity. He begins as the Chump Line maestro. Then he shares disturbing audio from Laura Robertson-Boyd, a mother of two "transgender" kids who testifies in hearings and at committees "for them."

If only these people put this much effort into the workforce or charity. Instead, the pro-Hamas protestors are storming the road to the JFK airport in NYC, blocking traffic for attention. Do they really think Netanyahu is going to see this and change his mind on a ceasefire?

So long, peasants! President Biden and his family headed to St. Croix for Christmas. Taylor Cormier fills in for Howie to cover the news this holiday week including Trump's latest win in Michigan.

The American people are suffering. Their wallets are crying. Biden is in St. Croix for Christmas, and the government research facilities are studying absolute nonsense. Tune in to hear Grace's takes on cat science and more!

Grace welcomes Libby Emmons of Human Events to the show to discuss the migrant situation and uptick in crime in New York City. Everyone notices the downfall of what was once the most opulent city in the United States. Should we blame Mayor Eric Adams, or is something deeper happening here?

Biden heads south, but not to the southern border, where thousands of migrants are infiltrating the country. Instead, he's off on yet another vacation. This time, he decided on a different destination from his usual Nantucket visit. The Biden fam went with St. Croix!

Please, politicians, keep your day jobs!

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Taylor shares Tucker's strange interview with the very, VERY cancelled Kevin Spacey. What was the reasoning behind this Christmas Eve video release?

When does Christmas end? Where does the "12 Days of Christmas" really come from? Should you keep your tree up past New Year's? Howie's executive producer Taylor Cormier and the callers debate the post-Christmas protocol.

The listeners rip Taylor's math skills to shreds in a conversation about the Powerball lottery. Taylor's numbers just ain't adding up.

While the Captain is off being holly and jolly this week, Taylor Cormier fills in to bring you the latest stories. Taylor and Grace discuss New Years and the lottery, which leads to a long conversation with the callers.

It's 2A Tuesday on the Grace Curley Show! Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works to the show to talk the topic of the day: Consitutional carry. Toby thinks every state should adopt it, but of course, that dream is far from coming true.

Grace welcomes one of her regulator contributors, Ari Hoffman of The Post Millennial, to discuss the news of the holiday week. The two talk Fake News media and AOC'S latest viral stunt.

In the words of Colorado Gov. Jared Polis, "Feliz Navidad!" Grace shares the cringey audio of the latest Democrat pandering to America's newcomers from south of the border.

Merry Christmas! If Santa forgot to leave a plethora of Biden gaffes under the Christmas tree, we've got you covered.

What a whirlwind of an hour! Howie opens the phones to offer $200 per caller for their charity of choice. Jacob from GiveSendGo pledges to MATCH Howie's number! Suddenly, so many listeners try to call in that the phone lines crash! Will the studio elves get the system up and running to squeeze a few more non-profits in? Tune in to find out!

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It's your usual Friday 5 o'clock hour but with a little twist! Howie brings Turtleboy on the show to update listeners on his major win in court. Grace joins for Police Blotter Fax, and Howie emcees the Chump Line.

Some Republican state legislatures are clapping back at the Colorado court by drafting measures that will leave Joe Biden off the 2024 presidential ballot. Is this the right way to do things? Howie and his listeners discuss the implications.

It's just the kind of guy he is! Howie plays the voicemail message he left for Harvard president and accused plagiarist Claudine Gay. He invites her on the show today, but he doubts she'll be calling in any time soon.

Grace welcomes Emma Foley to the show for the last "Last Call" of 2023! Emma goes over the Howie Carr Radio Network's 2023 Bingo Card, where the staff predicted the crazy things that might happen throughout the year. While Howie, Grace, and the gang came up short on many guesses, they also got a bunch exactly right!

Gov. Maura Healey is the only governor in the union who adheres to a "right to shelter." Unfortunately for the Americans living there, the Bay State has opened its arms to anyone, so long as he or she is accompanied by a child. Today, Healey has released a list of towns sheltering migrant "families." Grace wonders, where are all the affluent towns on this list?

Grace shares the latest happenings on the other side of the Charles River. Harvard president Claudine Gay is "embattled" with allegations of plagiarism—er, that is, "insufficient citations" or something like that. Then, Grace opens the floor for debate: when it comes to Christmas lights, do you prefer colored or white?

Tucker breaks down the Colorado decision and points out the absurdity and lack of logic.

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In a major political stunt and a message to "Seventies Boston," Mayor Michelle Wu held an event where she formally apologized to those wrongly accused in a crime committed decades ago. This was not the apology we eagerly anticipated, that is, the one for the racist party. Too bad!

Howie warns his listeners of all the communicable diseases available to them now that the border is being overrun with third-world criminals.

Howie shares Tucker's reaction to the Colorado case as well as audio from the Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold lying about what happened on January 6, 2021.

Howie covers the latest out of Cambridge, namely disgraced Harvard president Claudine Gay. The Boston Globe has come to her aid, of course, in their new terminology for "plagiarism."

Grace is your go-to on-air host for the latest in pro-Palestine protests. Today, she shares the demonstrations in Detroit and the vandalism here in Boston. Karoline Leavitt joins at the top of the hour to talk all things Trump.

Grace shares the burgeoning story from the Babylon Bee's Ashley St. Clair, who is unmasking the horrors at Delta airlines one pilot at a time. Many Delta employees have reached out to St. Clair with concerns about the strangers on their flights, that is, the illegal aliens being shipped to "sanctuary cities."

It's not plagiarism, guys! And it's no longer "inadequate citations," either. According to the Boston Globe, Claudine Gay may have employed some "duplicative language" when writing her dissertation...and maybe a few other papers here and there.

Vivek Ramaswamy has vowed to withdraw from the Colorado primary, and he's challenged the politicians in the race to do the same. We'll have to see who's really seeking justice and who just wants the White House.

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Turtleboy's case has reached Superior Court! He predicted as much, but he breaks down the latest updates in the Karen Read case for anyone who hasn't been keeping up on his site.

Somebody take Kamala's keys! She should not be driving in these conditions. Howie covers Kamala's latest and her greatest. Then, he explains how even silly appeal-able cases will affect Trump financially.

Howie and his listeners discuss what's next in the Trump case out of Colorado as well as the lawfare plaguing the former president from across the country.

Howie covers last night's news out of Colorado, where a court ruled that Donald Trump will not be on the 2024 ballot. How come? "Insurrection," they say, citing the 14th Amendment. Many-a pundit and many-a lawyer have come out to denounce the legal standing of the silly ruling. Then, Howie shares the content's of the snack cart that belonged to Mayor Wu's racist ex-staffer.

Word salad alert! Kamala Harris is back with another doozy that even your grandfather wouldn't be able to diagram. There's also an embarrassing gaffe from our Vice President that's bound to leave you cackling.

Grace welcomes attorney Marc Salinas to the show to break down the Trump case for everyone as well as note how absurd the claims are. Plus, listeners predict how the Supreme Court will handle Trump's appeal. Looks like almost everyone is optimistic!

While a dozen states attempt to remove Donald Trump from the 2024 election ballot, Colorado was the first to be successful. Grace believes Trump will come out on top in the end, as he always seems to do. Tune in for her takes as well as some dissenting callers.

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson admits he's dealing with the aftermath of Lori Lightfoot's reign in this tirade against Gov. Greg Abbott's border policy.

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Colorado was successful in removing Donald Trump from the 2024 presidential ballot citing the January 6th "insurrection," a move only able to be appealed by the Supreme Court. Will other states be equally successful? Will SCOTUS hear the case?

The Trump-endorsed Senator from Ohio gave a pretty good response to the self-described journalist who tried to trap him with a trickily worded question.

The most pampered of all is Claudine Gay, who rose to the top despite stealing, lying, and cheating, and who stayed at the top despite a poor and arguably anti-Semitic performance on Capitol Hill.

Tune in to hear a litany of depraved events ever since Biden took office.

Alec Baldwin does seem to find himself in the middle (this time literally) of turmoil. He ended up surrounded by Palestinian protestors in New York City last night, and Grace has the wild audio. Then, Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works joins the show to answer everyone's firearm questions.

Grace welcomes Andy Ngo to the show to discuss the biggest stories of the week. The duo talks the Senate staffer sex tape scandal and the Democrat response. Ngo makes a good point: this man's social media foreshadowed this. Why was he working there up to this point? Then, they shift topics to comment on the latest pro-Gaza demonstration, this time at Penn Station in NYC.

Grace shares the laughable piece from Axios that claims Biden is so sprightly he needs to be held back from doing more! Yeah, right. If the octogenarian president were actually doing things, you would think the White House would publicize more than one event per day on his schedule. It's a bad look! Plus, tune in for Sen. Ben Cardin's response to the staffer sex tape scandal.

Dearest Hillary, there's no way we can miss you if you won't go away!

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The price of one grocery item has gone down during the Brandon administration, and it's Bud Light. Tune in to hear about the latest inflation, Taylor's preferred peanut product, and a Romeo in the news!

When a Senate staffer's gay sex tape from the Capitol building is released over the weekend, you know the Monday Chump Line has got to be pretty good.

The Senate staffer sex tape scandal has Howie heading down memory lane. You won't believe what this fella's Reddit handle was! Then, Howie talks the Biden crime fam's latest and more Hitler youth protesting in the streets.

Howie knows he's old, but he still doesn't get it. If you're going to do that, why are you doing that RIGHT THERE? If you're going to do that there, why are you going to TAPE IT? Howie discusses the Senate scandal and more, so tune in!

Grace shares a story with the rest of the crew about Generation Z and restaurants that she thought would gain a resounding response, but everyone thinks differently! Tune in to hear Taylor's takes on proper eating-out etiquette.

Grace admits she was not the best at math in school, but even she can figure this one out. If California does not have enough money to fund the reparations task force, those who might qualify for reparations are not getting the five million dollar figure that was thrown out there as an idea by some.

You knew it was coming, and Grace has the statement from the alleged perpetrator himself. Another Democrat is in the news for a sex tape. This time, it's a gay Senate staffer. The location of the tape was CAPITOL HILL. Then, Grace pivots to discuss one common thread throughout the Biden family tree. It's tax fraud.

Instead of our usual Brandon bumbles, we've compiled the clips from another Biden: Hunter.

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If Boston City hall wants to invite people to parties based on intersectional hierarchy, that must mean there's some sort of master list of demographics and sexuality, no? Howie dives into Michelle Wu's nonwhites-only party and who attended.

Howie would never let a Friday go by without a round of Police Blotter Fax! Grace presents this week's silly crime stories, and the Captain comments on the absurdity.

Howie welcomes President Donald J. Trump to the show to talk all things 2024. As the beginning of the election year gets closer and closer, voters want to know. Will there be a secure election? Who will be on the ticket with Trump? And when will the other GOP members drop out? Tune in for the exclusive interview!

Howie's got a (rather pixelated) photo from the holiday party for Boston's "electeds of color"--whatever that means. Howie's hard work reporting on the characters of Boston City Council is finally paying off. He breaks down who's who at Wu's table, a table at which she is not the head. The leadership just gets better and better!

It's that time of week again! Grace welcomes Emma Foley to the show to cover any news that slipped through the cracks on The Grace Curley Show. This time, Emma and Grace discuss the 2023 FLOTUS Christmas decorations and the horrendous video featuring the Dorrance tap dancing troupe, a team that may be more focused on political affairs than on technique.

Some Republicans are calling for Rep. Eric Swalwell to be chargedwith contempt for "aiding" and "abetting" Hunter Biden's little Capitol Hill gig. Grace and the listeners discuss. Tune in!

The city of Boston has been the hot topic this week after Mayor Michelle Wu hosted a nonwhites-only holiday party. Grace talks the party, Wu's lack of apology, and the invitees. Tune in!

It was an "honest mistake," she said. No, the party itself wasn't a mistake--it went off without a hitch. The email had no typos or inaccuracies. Wu's honest mistake was sending the email to Boston's elected Caucasians!

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From Portland, Maine, to Portland, Oregon, things are not great. But, Howie admits, it could all be worse. Until we get some leaders with spines still attached, we will have to deal with governors like Sununu or Baker.

Howie and a caller get into semantics over Hunter's condition. Is he really an addict, and is Joe really so worried of relapse, or is he merely a binge user, enjoying party after party but staying highly functional in between? Howie also presents a Chump Line you're bound to enjoy a chuckle from.

Howie covers the double-standards and usual excuses of the Left, whether you're an illegal alien from the third world or the son of the American president.

As a journalist himself, Howie recognizes quite quickly when a publication commits the number-one sin of journalism: omission. There's a key word in yesterday's sound bytes from Hunter Biden: "financial." Guess what word did not appear in mainstream coverage of the impromptu press conference? That's right!

Republican members of Congress want to pass a resolution that states they are in favor of Claudine Gay retiring as president of Harvard. Is a letter from a bunch of Trumpies really going to move the woman to give up a six (or seven?) figure salary? Grace wouldn't mind if Gay stayed on and Harvard lost all credibility, but some callers disagree. Tune in to see what side you're on!

The world once again remembers that Boston is the center of the universe, for better or for worse. Mayor Michelle Wu sees no problem with her holiday party exclusive to "electeds of color." Then, Emma Foley, Apprentice of Woke, joins the show to present everyone's favorite Grace Curley Show game, Woke or Joke!

The mayor of Boston, who is making international news after her non-whites-only party invitation got leaked, has DOUBLED DOWN on the purpose of the shin dig. In fact, her only apology is that her white coworkers saw the email! Then, Grace welcomes John Davidson to the show to discuss foreign policy in regards to Ukraine.

Crybaby Biden took the steps of the Capitol to hold a public press conference and defy Republican request for deposition.

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The Tiger takes on the Crimson! Carol Swain, the victim in the Claudine Gay plagiarism scandal, has spoken out, unafraid of the "D.E.I." hire at Harvard. Then, Howie discusses the potential impeachment of Joe Biden and what it means for 2024.

Today's Chump Line features a slew of funny one-liners about Mayor Wu's minority-only party and Hunter's press conference. Then, Jennifer Zhang of Shen Yun joins to share the beauty of traditional Chinese song and dance. Jarred provides breaking news, that is, that the House shall pursue an impeachment inquiry on Joe Biden.

Hunter Biden refused to appear for testimony on Capitol Hill because the GOP wouldn't abide by his wishes. Instead, he held a makeshift press conference outside! Plus, Howie shares the embarrassing mistake made by Mayor Michelle Wu's staffers: they sent the no-whites party invitation to white people!

Michelle Wu down in Wu-ville is not dreaming of a White Christmas. And she won't be serving white meat or white Russians at her holiday party! There's a shin dig downtown tonight for Elects of Color, which just means no whites need show up. Isn't this...racism?

This is why we can't have nice things! The climate activists are back doing what they do best: ruin normal daily life. This time, they're spray painting Christmas trees orange for no good reason and blocking traffic in already bustling California. Then, Grace and Howie banter about Mayor Wu's party where Whites are not allowed!

The mayor of Boston, who seems to make a new enemy every other week, is now creating friction with the white population in her city. Michelle Wu is hosting a holiday party for Persons of Color only. In other words, if you're Caucasian, this ain't your occasion!

Do they understand what happens to queers IN Palestine?

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The Ukrainian president realized the misses wanted another Parisian shopping excursion, so the sweat suit-clad fella is back in America begging for our tax dollars. Howie wonders what might happen if Biden cut him off?

It's Hanukkah at the White House, and that means Joe is Jewish again. Or, at least he attended the synagogue every day after Mass and the Black church service.

He had to cross a PICKET LINE! Howie and the callers reminisce on Harvard boys and the ultra-wokesters across the Charles River. Then, John from New York calls in with an update on the markets. Is inflation really "down?" Should you sell all your real estate and start renting?

Penn's president is out for the count, but Harvard's is here to stay! Claudine Gay checks just enough boxes to save her from cancellation after her poor excuse of a performance on Capitol Hill and findings of plagiarism in her dissertation.

What Christmas song makes you change the station immediately? Grace has the ultimate list of Most Annoying Christmas Songs.

Grace welcomes David Harsanyi of The Federalist to the show to provide insight on the embarrassing Tweet from America's Second gentleman, Doug Emhoff, that he very quickly deleted. Harsanyi also bestows knowledge regarding the Hunter indictment and more.

Unlike Penn's McGill, it appears the Harvard president is here to stay. Claudine Gay, who made a fool of herself and the Ivy institution she's in charge of last week, has now been accused of plagiarizing her dissertation. The arguments are quite convincing. Grace has the latest plus today's poll question, asking listeners, "Should conservatives dare going on liberal talk shows?"

Turns out Harvard president Claudine Gay isn't just a spineless, progressive pretty face. She's an alleged lifter of words, a borrower of phrases! Here's what Carol M. Swain told Steve Bannon.

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Bay Staters and the rest of New England alike calls in with the most insufferable stories of the former U.S. Senator and almost-President of the United States, John Kerry, on his 80th birthday.

Howie presents the Chump Line, full of Fauci fodder and more. Then, DoorDash Diehl is back in the news. He's got his eyes on yet another race for public office.

His moral compass guides his ethics, you see. His ethics?! Howie has a lot to say about those! The Captain shares Dr. Fauci's latest arrogance, this time on BBC. Then, Biden's got some juicy blunders, and his son Hunter has blunders of a different sort.

Howie thinks she'll remain in power at Harvard University. President Claudine Gay checks too many boxes, if you know what he means. Howie updates listeners on the downfall of Poison Ivy League president McGill and the potential demise of Gay as well.

Grace welcomes Emma Foley to the show to discuss the latest out of Dr. Fauci: formerly "the Science" and, now, the Religion. Emma provides insight on the decline in practicing Catholics. Fauci, too, thinks he's too good for God! Then, Grace gets quite the call from an anti-MAGA troll! Tune in to hear how she fields the snares set by this very silly man.

Callers think Hunter Biden isn't being genuine about taking responsibility for his actions. Anthony Fauci said in a recent interview that he no longer needs the church in his life.

Antisemitism is on rise across college campuses, and resignations are coming in the wake of a devastating congressional hearing. Will Harvard's president Claudine Gay be next?

The president will come out with some bombshell claim, but it'll be sandwiched in a week of total nonsense, so you can't tell if it truly is a bombshell.

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Howie's got sound from the newly indicted Hunter as well as his senile father, Joe. It's a good thing this is the family in charge of the United States, isn't it? Howie also welcomes former Gov. Paul LePage to the show to plug his fundraiser event for families in Lewiston, Maine.

Every week at 5:30, Taylor and Howie shuffle through all of the listener submissions of the craziest crime stories from across the country. Tune in to hear what Howie fans like you found.

There's nothing like some reminiscing on the good old days, and Bill O'Reilly, who worked with Howie back at Channel 7, is the perfect guy to do just that. The duo discusses life, journalism, and politics back in 70s Boston, exactly what today's Democrat drifters want to eradicate.

Howie lays out exactly what Hunter's being charged with in this latest indictment. Four charges seems a little slim when you find out what the son of the president's been up to!

What's a DINK, and why has the concept resurfaced among Gen Z? Is it really so bad to exchange kids for limitless $8 lattes? Emma Foley joins the show to explain the acronym. Emma and Grace then discuss the latest in trans athlete news. This time, a boy is Irish dancing with the girls. Finally, Grace takes it home with the luxury menu from the United Nations climate change conference.

Grace welcomes Ben Weingarten of The Federalist to the show to discuss Hunter Biden's latest indictment, this time out of California. Will Daddy Joe bail him out?

Will his daddy bail him out this time? Hunter Biden has been indicted on nine new charges, this time out of California. How quickly our heads have been able to turn between the legal battles of Donald Trump and the Biden family.

You had better things to do, so we generously summed up the highlights (and lowlights) of the third (or is it fourth?) GOP primary debate sans the frontrunner.

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Justin Manning joins the show to calm the nerves of anyone trying to sell their property in Massachusetts and get the heck out. Today's economy is volatile, but real estate has been so in the past. Then, Howie shares the horror story from last night in Waltham and a smorgasbord of other topics.

Howie and the listeners rattle off potential VP picks for an assumedly nominated Trump. Some suggest the popular pols like Byron Donalds or Elise Stefanik. Others toss out shots in the dark like Nikki Haley or MIKE PENCE. HA!

Did they ever like them though? Howie shares a story out of the Herald that shows a plane banner allegedly hired by Jewish Harvard students to fly over campus. The banner reads, "Harvard hates Jews."

Remember just the other day Biden was bragging about his high school lacrosse team or something? Turns out his high school didn't have a lacrosse team until decades after he graduated. Then, Howie and Grace discuss the flip-flopping and backtracking by the leaders of what are allegedly our top academic institutions.

"I must stop Christmas from coming! But HOW?!" The greasy governor of California looked down from Mt. Crumpit and decided to cancel the California Christmas tree lighting in a strange spinelessness toward Hamas sympathizers.

Grace welcomes Accuracy in Media's Adam Guillette to the show to update listeners on the infamous "Doxxing Truck." Then, Wizard of Woke Taylor Cormier joins the show for this week's edition of Woke or Joke, where callers try their darnedest to decipher between real, nonsensical stories and headlines made-up by the staff.

How quickly they backtrack what was so powerful just a few moments ago! The presidents of Ivy League schools who made fools of themselves on Capitol Hill this week are now re-releasing some statements and backtracking others. Grace covers it all in the first hour of her Thursday show.

A genius with the media, Trump once again responds to a strange, far-out accusation with "only one!"

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It's local hour on the Howie Carr Show, and Taunton City Councilor Kelly Dooner joins the show to discuss the horrible policies affecting everyday Americans in Massachusetts. Then, Chris Christie's niece gets served some justice, and Harvard President Claudine Gay gets schooled on Capitol Hill.

Forget Hamas sympathizers. The FBI is infiltrating church choirs, and he's coming for your local squirrelly guitarist! Howie's got the details out of Virginia that suggest this new contingent of RADICALS is under intense federal scrutiny.

You can read all about it in his brand-new book, Deception: The Great COVID Cover-Up. Howie welcomes Senator Rand Paul to the show to ring in the publication of his latest book. Howie also covers the interns at the White House who fear nothing, not even a pink slip.

Trump promises he'll only be dictator for one day, and the list of things he plans to do on day-one sounds pretty good to Howie and his listeners.

Former State Department Spokesperson Morgan Ortagus joins Karoline Leavitt, who fills in for Grace, and they discuss the miserable response by the Presidents of M.I.T., Harvard, and Penn to on-campus calls for Jewish “Genocide”

Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz joins Karoline Leavitt to discuss the recent loss of GOP seats in the House, from Kevin "McLeavin" McCarthy to the fabulous George Santos. Then, ahead of her New Hampshire event, Arizona Senatorial candidate Kari Lake gives us her view on 2024.

The Trump-is-a-dictator (for real this time!) talking points have gone out to the RINO and MSM talking heads, and they're going above and beyond their marching orders to really sell the bit. Also, Kevin McCarthy has called it quits, slimming the GOP House majority even more.

Don't fret over the financial well-being of George Santos. He'll be able to afford his Botox with his new mode of income, Cameo!

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Things are ramping up for Aidan Kearney, a.k.a. Doctor Turtleboy, both in the Karen Read case and, now, his own fishy trial. Howie and Turtleboy break down the latest in potential corruption in the Canton Police Department. Howie also brings Lenny Mirra on the show to update listeners on a Bay State still suffering from the Jim "Jones" Lyons era.

John Kerry had a little carbon emission himself out in Dubai or wherever all the top hats took their private jets this time. Howie presents the Chump Line and more. Tune in!

“If Trump wasn't running, I'm not sure I'd be running,” Biden reportedly told donors today in Boston. So he admits it! He's a puppet of the Democrat Party. Howie and Grace parse through mean comments about the crew and more!!

Howie's back in the saddle, and he's had some time to ruminate over the unrest in the Middle East. His listeners have been suggesting flooding the tunnels of Hamas terrorists for weeks, and now, it's an option. Then, Howie and Grace run through the list of things our government is keeping from us!

Now presenting: the Ammo King! Toby Leary joins the Grace Curley Show to share his knowledge and expertise on the gun industry and the related, pending doom from Big Government.

Homeless encampments, coming soon to a city near you! Now, there's a Tent City in Chicago, and it's gotten under the skin of one too many residents. Grace covers the latest. Then, she asks listeners, "What does the media really want in 2024?" Figuring the word "Trump" brings in more eyes and money...

George Santos isn't finished being an iconic troll on Capitol Hill. Now, he's working from home, raking in $200 per every 30-second video he makes on Cameo. Among his first videos was a message addressed to a certain "Bobby," that is, Senator Bob Menendez!

She's Queen of the Trump-Deranged, but could she ever be elected President of the United States?

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Faux-cahontas isn't the only one who's lied on her resume... Taylor Cormier fills in for the Captain to bring you a juicy poll question, your daily anti-Semite round-up, and a fascinating study proving COVID Karens are more likely to suffer mental health problems three years post-pandemic.

Biden is senile, Chris Christie is rotund, and the Chump Line debuts every day at 5 o'clock. We love consistency, and Taylor Cormier, Howie's executive producer, is here to bring you that predictable third hour.

You'll never guess who paid for the first cameo video from George Santos! Taylor Cormier takes the mic today to cover the latest climate silliness and trivial political skirmishes.

Filling in for Howie today, Taylor Cormier banters with Grace Curley about the top hats at yet another climate summit.

May someone run the carbon emissions numbers on John Kerry et al's private jet trip to the COP climate summit? Grace covers the hypocrisy amongst the global elite when it comes to the environment.

Grace welcomes Ari Hoffman of the Post Millennial to the show to discuss anti-Semitism in the streets and at the United States Capitol.

You won't believe how much Grace's (real) Christmas tree cost her this year! Is it just a way to gauge, or is it Bidenomics? Plus, Grace tackles more Hamas sympathizer demonstrations, this time in Philadelphia.

There are plenty of reasons to drown yourself in the sound of America's biggest disappointment first thing on a Monday morning. Howie touches upon a few of them here.

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Howie takes it local for the final hour of the week, citing the peculiar skirmish inside Massachusetts' Cannabis Control Commission (who would have guessed) and what is, seemingly, a withholding of information from the Boston Police Department.

Taylor Cormier and Howie Carr share the wildest stories from police blotters across the country. There's always a rogue animal and several rogue people. Plus, this guy picked quite the body part as his holster!

Mr. Garcia gets a gold star for doing his homework! Last night, the Howie Carr Show's Newark correspondent promised he'd watch the debate between Gov. Gavin Newsom of California and Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida. Tune in for his takes as well as some slam dunks from Howie's governor. Then, Howie and the callers throw it back to the greasy kid era and the jingles that went with it.

The day has come. The House GOP, with the help of the Democrats, sent Rep. George Santos packing after a dramatic take-down of the fraudster. Then, Howie and Grace talk fast food!

Hey, all you Turtle-riders! Grace welcomes Aiden Kearney, a.k.a. Turtleboy, to the show to update listeners on the ongoing Karen Read case and, now, his OWN case that has arisen from the chaos. He's been charged with witness intimidation in his quest to expose the Canton police. What's next for the independent journo? Tune in to find out.

Plus Last Call with Emma Foley and a HEATED debate among the network staff! Grace covers the debate between two of the nation's top governors that was devastatingly full of insider baseball. Then, Grace and the gang fight over who is better: Elton John or Billy Joel? Tune in to see whose take you agree with, and let us know!

Where does it end? You have pro-Palestine looneys causing a scene in college classes. You have Christmas tree lightings dimmed by negative nellies fighting for a "ceasefire." Grace shares the latest: people raising a raucous at funerals!

The Kansas City Chiefs refused to bow to the Left and change their name like so many other teams. So the mob is going after fans from age nine to ninety-nine.

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Howie and the listeners riff on the failures of Democrat electric vehicle dreams. Then, Howie shares some stories from the police blotter that aren't quite funny enough for Friday Fax but disappointing enough to share on-air.

But, but, but! We were so nice to the terrorists! We were so accommodating and inclusive! Guess what? They don't care. Never did. Chuck Schumer finally realizes this in an embarrassing audio clip. And as always, Howie reacts to the Chump Line!

Howie received quite the smear from the Mayor Wu operatives in the Boston press today: "1970s Boston." Apparently, because he's interested in uncovering the truth about the city's fearless leader, that makes him some sort of "throwback." Howie talks the impending expulsion of Rep. George Santos as well as the horrible showing from an episode of "Celebrity Jeopardy." Tune in!

Biden bagman Hunter is quite unlike the rest. Tune in to get the latest on the son of the United States president straight from the biggest bagman sounder from 1970s Boston. Then, Grace joins the show to discuss the laptop story that is still, for some reason, ongoing.

Hunger strike? More like intermittent fasting strike! Grace comments on the silly Cynthia Nixon and the rest of the "hunger-strikers" across America. Then, is your account being monitored by the Feds? If you liked a Trump Tweet, it's possible!

Ultra-woke, super-Left Disney CEO Bob Iger has sparked a boycott of ads on Elon Musk's platform, X (formerly Twitter). Musk is, let's just say, enraged. Then, Taylor Cormier joins the show for this week's episode of Woke or Joke, where a handful of headlines are presented to live callers who must guess: Is it real or fake?

Before climate justice demonstrations and race riots, America once was able to have nice things. Now, even something as innocent as a Christmas tree lighting can't occur without the young, uneducated, and violent from disrupting the peace!

If you subsidize Door Dash and Thanksgiving turkeys for foreign freeloaders, you will get more foreign freeloaders. It's that simple.

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Howie brings Aiden Kearney, better known to many listeners as Turtleboy, to the show to describe the potential additional charges he faces in his quest to overturn the guilty verdict in the Karen Read case.

The White House Christmas tree toppled over last night, which means one thing and one thing only: today's Chump Line is GREAT! Then, Howie shares a very strangely worded study about the low uptake when it comes to electric vehicles. Don't worry; he reads between the lines and provides a straight-to-the-point analysis.

Betcha didn't see that coming! One BLM leader, while perusing factual history, realized how racist the Democrat Party has always been! After much consideration, he has endorsed President Donald Trump for 2024. Then, Biden forgets that Trump was President and not a legislator. Yikes!

That degree in Lesbian Underwater Basket-Weaving that you thought would never pay off will be PAID off, only not by you. President Biden panders to the youngins once again by "forgiving" student loan debt. Howie wonders why his credit card or mortgage can't get some of this "forgiveness!" Then, Howie is joined by Peter Gillooly of The Wellness Company to discuss mRNA and spike proteins.

It's like 2A Tuesday, just different! Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works was busy testifying for gun rights at the Massachusetts State House yesterday, so he's here today to do his due diligence and assist the lovely listeners with all of their gun questions.

He's just a kid in some makeup! Grace is joined by Libby Emmons of the Post Millennial to discuss the hubbub surrounding a Kansas City Chief's game where a child--a minor--wore a costume. The crazies took to social media to call for public denouncements from the Chiefs and the NFL and ESPN et cetera. Will it ever end?

Is this... a metaphor? Whether an act of God or nature, the White House Christmas went from vertical to horizontal last night. Grace considers what this might mean on an existential level. She discusses the uptick in shoplifting and other in-store criminal activity and more, so tune in!

Our rations have increased! The standard of living is so much higher! The White House Press Secretary says so! Howie sets the record straight with some REAL numbers, not the Bidenomics ones.

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One caller alleges that Trump got booed at the South Carolina game. Don't fret! Taylor's got the tapes! Tune in for a discussion on 45's popularity among the youth as well as a tangent on cheesy bread and Chinese food!

It's arguably President Reagan's most famous quote, and it's one that sums up his entire presidency. Why is it that the Secretary of Education thinks the 80s president meant the diametric opposite?

Howie gets a call from John from New York, who provides an unusual, though promising, update on the market. Gold is up! Everyone who's been listening to Howie's advice and buying gold is getting a little raise today. Then, Howie and the listeners consider the possibility of a Mayorkas impeachment. The dereliction is there, but is the super majority?

Maybe he'll even sing a little diddy, too! Word is out that President Joe Biden will be joining James Taylor in---wait for it---BOSTON next week for a fundraiser. Howie hopes nobody is expecting to get to work on time that day.

Some newer polls claim former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley is now in second place for the race for Republican nominee. Now, it's pretty far-fetched to think she could be the nominee, considering Donald Trump is double-digits ahead. But could she potentially be a contender for VICE president? Trump is an unpredictable guy...

"Sex and the City?" More like, Starvation and the City! Actress Cynthia Nixon has organized a hunger strike in hopes that Israel will notice and agree to a ceasefire. Of course, Cynthia and her comrades' diet choices won't affect the Middle East whatsoever, but hey, what else is Hollywood for if not deranged egocentrism?

Hunter Biden, the disgraceful son of our president, has offered to publicly testify before the House Oversight Committee—as long as the hearing is public. The Republican Party immediately said No way, Jose! Was this a smart move by the GOP? Grace breaks down the ins and outs of the deal by the Smartest Guy Joe Biden knows.

John Kirby is rather terrible at his job. If you were this bad at yours, it wouldn't be your job for much longer.

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Free turkeys for all the turkeys taking up space in our hotels, airports, and homeless shelters! Howie shares some not-so-yummy Thanksgiving news. He also covers the vandal who went after historical artifacts on the Boston Freedom Trail.

Can you support Israel without supporting Ukraine? Howie says, of course you can. The United States has a national interest in one and a Biden-crime-fam interest in the other. Then, Howie and the callers weigh the US's retirement problem. Of course, as always, we've got the Chump Line. Tune in!

Is there still such thing as the American Dream? If not, who killed it? Howie talks the demise of the American Empire, the hostage situation in Israel, and more. Plus, society would collapse if we did not keep to our weekly schedule of having our Two (give or take) Minutes Hate. Tune in to hear what the listeners have to say about Howie's vacation and Grace's rouge.

Grace Curley and Howie Carr tag-team the hour to present the different strategy of reporting by the Leftist media when it comes to hate crimes. They make sure information is accessible by all when the "hate crime" fits their narrative. Meanwhile, many hateful violent acts are left unreported on. Why is that?

Grace is welcomed by Bill Brussard of JB AutoCARE in Weymouth, Massachusetts, to answer all of your automobile questions. Whether you've got a clunker and you want some cash or you'd rather love it than list it, Bill is here to provide the best advice around.

Remember last Christmas (no, not the song by Wham!)? The nation's first family hung stockings for the whole Biden clan, including grandchildren and pets, minus one grandchild born out of wedlock. Just recently, they finally acknowledged Navy Joan's existence, but Grace supposes Navy ruined it for all the other third-generationers!

When you don't work for a living, you never need a vacation. And these full-time protestors are out and about being nuisances even during the Thanksgiving break. Grace breaks down what went on while she was gone, including Hamas-sympathizers wreaking havoc on the general public.

Is your dog extra aggressive? Can your cat not keep it inside the litter box? Is Roscoe getting into the weed brownies again? Dr. Matt the Vet of Ipswich Animal Hospital is here to answer all of your questions and more.

From becoming the oldest President, to making creepy comments to a young girl here's your weekly Biden roundup.

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Taylor expresses his hatred for black Friday & we have the Chump Line and Police Blotter Fax Friday!

In this hour, Taylor recounts the events that happened in Dublin yesterday. The Irish seem to be fed up with there immigration policy.

Taylor fills in for Howie today, and he notices that he's talking about building another railroad overseas.

In the third and final hour, Aaron takes calls on the Republicans running for the nomination of the party, and the uphill battle for any one not named Trump.

Former Gov. of Maine Paul LePage Calls in to talk the recent tragedy in Lewiston, and where he thinks the party should go.

Kristofor Healey calls in to let us know about what's going on in the northern and southern border.

Add former Senator McCaskill to the list of most epically Trump-deranged.

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The Boston City Council continues to plot and scheme to ruin the lives of residents of Bean Town. Now, they plan to vote on universal basic income. Plus, there's talk in Boston of changing the wages of tip workers. Taylor Cormier, filling in for Howie, has much to say about that. Then, tune in for some of Biden's best cuts.

Taylor fills in for Howie during his Thanksgiving break, and he welcomes The Daily Caller's Jennie Taer to the show to discuss the ongoing issue at the border---both borders now. Yes, there is an influx of Latin and South Americans, but not many are discussing the droves of Chinese nationals flooding in and their whereabouts now.

Taylor Cormier, Howie's executive producer, fills in to bring the latest updates to listeners across the nation on the explosion at the New York border with Canada. Was it perfectly executed, or was detonating at the Rainbow Bridge a blunder? The verdict is that we don't know.

They're quick to call it an act of terrorism, but all signs to point to nefarious activity. Filling in for Howie Carr is his executive producer, Taylor Cormier, who brings the scoop on the breaking story out of Niagra Falls. A truck driving the wrong way exploded, killing at least two.

Grace is joined by Libby Emmons, Editor-in-Chief at the Post Millennial, in-studio to talk everything going on in the world, political and cultural. The duo discusses the unrest in Israel, the unrest on New York City Streets, and, breaking during this hour, the explosion at the New York-Canada border. Then, Taylor Cormier joins for a Cormier crossover!

It may be Thanksgiving week, but the news cycle never stops. Grace shares the latest hullabaloo, both foreign and domestic ahead of the holiday weekend.

Grace commemorates the 60th anniversary of the assassination of John F. Kennedy with some of the most-talked-about aspects of that fateful day: the facts. Who killed JFK? Who knew about it? Why are these answers still unknown? Then, Grace discusses our current president and his trip to Nantucket Island.

"Execute," that is. Morning Joe claims Donald Trump wants to execute people. Can it get more deranged?

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Aidan Kearney, known to his followers as Turtleboy, joins the show to weigh in on the Canton Special Town Meeting yesterday. In a major vote, the town decided to audit its police department, which Turtleboy believes is very, very corrupt. Then, Howie talks hatred for Jewish Americans and the loss of religion in today's society.

Elizabeth Capone-Newton made a sizeable impact at the Portland City Council meeting when she rolled around on the table shrieking about the upsides of homeless encampments. Howie's listeners from Maine do not hesitate to call in and disagree.

Howie welcomes Jeff Webb, publisher and senior news editor of Human Events, to the show. The duo talk the 2024 campaign season, from debates to grassroots appearances. Then, Howie shares the damning story about Pete Buttigieg's pal who just got busted on child pornography. The Secretary of Transportation could not be reached for comment.

We don't need The New York Times to tell us C0VID Lockdown caused detrimental and irreversible harm to all Americans, especially young ones. Of course, they still decided to tell us in their own groveling way. Then, tune in to find out which 80s classic Howie has (allegedly) never heard of.

Come one, come all, and tune in for this week's round of 2A Tuesday. Grace is the master of ceremonies, facilitating any and all questions about guns, ammo, and the Second Amendment. Toby Leary, owner and operator of Cape Gun Works, is here to answer them!

Follow the science, they said. Well, now, The Science is telling us the opposite of what it did in 2020. The Science is saying that COVID Lockdowns caused more harm than good for young Americans, potentially irreversible damage. Tune in for the Fake News Word of the Day (Jarred guesses it right), and find out if Grace plans on talking politics this Thanksgiving.

What is Joe Scarborough on? This morning, the MCNBC anchor claimed another four years of Donald Trump would lead to political imprisonment (I wonder where he got that idea), exile, and EXECUTION? His evidence, he claims, is Trump's past. Huh? Grace gives you all this plus a juicy, festive poll question. Tune in!

If this is what Congressman Dan Goldman of New York says about Trump, what would he say about his colleague Jamaal Bowman or the pro-Hamas protestors? Jen Psaki didn't ask him about them, though.

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It's the season of gratitude, and we were all due for a round of Thank You, Brandon! Tune in for the latest shrinkflation casualties and price hikes, all thanks to the turkey in office.

Not that it's necessary to know, but for the record, the octogenarian in the highest office in the United States did not know the difference between Britney Spears and Taylor Swift today. Howie presents a silly Chump Line. Then, the Captain shares some stories featuring illegals and Mohammeds.

This year, the annual Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon landed on the same day as Biden's 81st trip around the sun. The oldest American president ever made a fool of himself trying to crack jokes about turkeys Liberty and Bell.

Howie mentions his half-year hometown, Wellesley, MA, where the local public high school cancelled their USA-themed spirit day. It's just too political, you see. New Englanders weigh in on how far left the affluent town has gone.

Late Friday afternoon, the House of Representatives released the remainder of the video surveillance footage from January 6, 2021. It is the opposite of damning for Trump supporters, and Grace wonders if we'll get a theatrical show trial the same way we did when the first few highly edited clips were released.

They always come crawling back, don't they? Grace shares the latest reversal of policy from the United States Armed Forces after they realized there is no possible way they can proceed with the vaccine mandate standards they were operating with up to this point.