This show is about how 2 brave modern-day revolutionaries contribute to the advancement of the culture 1 episode at a time.
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1/31/2024 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 174.5: "Subma on the dancefloor"
Dem a wicked but we a' wickeder.
The powers that be got the pod got kicked off spotify and Apple podcasts.
but we're still on google pods, iheart radio and some other streamers.
Enjoy this interlude while we get our ducks in a row.
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1/16/2024 • 25 minutes, 15 seconds
Episode 174: "Tinubu Get Your Kegels Up"
In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, joined by their special guest Tomi (Mayowa's younger brother), unleash a masterclass in podcasting. But not just any podcasting—it's the Dark Arts of podcasting, similar to the likes of "Nedu & The Honest Bunch," "Tolani Baj & Moet Abebe," and all those Glitch Media productions. No shade, just a little 'dark arts' magic, teehee! The twist is that Submarine and a Roach brings the humor to the party, making it an absolute riot.
The episode kicks off with Tmt sharing WANI's message requesting the retirement of the "good fish" drop. Mayowa and Koj fire back with their demands, and Tmt thinks they're being utterly unreasonable. Tomi, the guest, chimes in with some choice words for WANI, making the banter even more hilarious.
The boys delve into discussing the lengths they would go to promote the podcast, including the possibility of getting sued. They also contemplate how they'd handle real-life encounters with people they've roasted on the podcast, adding a touch of real-world comedy to the mix.
Tmt drops a comedic bombshell, suggesting he could probably take on 4 out of 16 of Governor Ademola Adeleke's bodyguards if they ever crossed his path, sparking a hilarious debate.
The laughter continues as they explore a range of additional topics, including:
The inspiring story of Debbie, who successfully crowd-funded 5 million Naira from a viral moment.
Aliko Dangote's 2022 New Year yacht scandal and the leaked photos that took the internet by storm.
Sanwo Olu's crackdown on Okada riders and a funny encounter with Mr. Macaroni.
Mayowa and Tomi's family function hijacked by Mr. Macaroni, complete with band takeover and endless praise.
Mayowa's amusing encounter with Koj's dad.
Koj's viral comedy performance at the sold-out show that's taking Instagram by storm.
The Nigerian Police's arrest of the runners of @gistlover on Instagram.
Mayowa reads a tweet that describes how tight President Bola Tinubu's grip is
L.A.X (the Nigerian singer) getting a Twitter user arrested for defamation.
Tmt's exciting booking for a comedy show in Lagos in January 2024.
Mayowa's inclusion in Chude's 2023 Most Interesting People's List alongside Burna Boy and Wasiu Ayinde.
DISCLAIMER: Please note that everyone mentioned in this podcast is purely for comedic purposes. There are no legal claims or assertions, and nothing is intended as news reporting. It's all about comedy, laughter, and fun. Thank you for tuning in!
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1/9/2024 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 17 seconds
EPISODE 173: "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK"
Get ready for an uproarious episode of Submaroach that's jam-packed with humor, insights, and wild stories! In Episode 173, titled "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK," Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa take you on a wild ride through a variety of hilarious topics and offbeat conversations.
First up, Koj flaunts his newly curated soundboard, adding an extra layer of hilarity to the episode. The laughter starts rolling as they discuss the unconventional practice of wearing condoms casually outside of sexual activity, including Mayowa's insane tale of sporting one on Third Mainland Bridge!
Things take a quirky turn as they talk about "fashionable fishes" and how the aquatic inhabitants under Third Mainland Bridge manage to stay fly in the latest drip. It's a conversation you won't want to miss!
Tmt premieres a Christmas jingle by his new band, Easy Love Society, and the guys review it with their signature humor and wit. They also playfully jest about Nigerians being "xenophobic" towards fellow Nigerians returning for Christmas, attributing it to congestion and traffic.
Next, they draw a hilarious comparison between the traffic disruptions caused by Tinubu's presence in Lagos versus Joe Biden's visits to Delaware. The banter continues as Mayowa reveals his brother's connection to Delaware and its intriguing tax laws.
Tmt shares his encounter with Funke Akindele at a games night, leading to a discussion about Jandor and his WAEC results (hint: they weren't great). They also recount his encounter with Reekado Banks and the pressure to name his favorite Reekado Banks song.
Mayowa's favorite celebrity interaction with Ladipoe and Koj's admiration for Ladipoe's support for Nigerian fashion brands add an extra layer of hilarity to the episode.
In the penultimate segment, they play a game called "Coal or Cool," where they judge Nigerian celebrities' behavior in 2023. It's a segment filled with laughter and unexpected takes, including Koj's passionate rant about Hanks Anuku and The Black Book.
Finally, they dive into a discussion about the counterfeit soy sauce epidemic in Lagos, sharing their own experiences and how it has affected their consumption habits.
Tune in to Submaroach Episode 173 for a wild ride through laughter, absurd stories, and insightful discussions. It's a podcast that delivers humor and entertainment in abundance!
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12/26/2023 • 59 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 172: "How To Party with Dignity" #DettyDecember
In this emotionally charged episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa tackle one of their most essential topics—DEPRESSION! Get ready for an honest and heartfelt conversation about this critical issue.
But that's not all! The trio delves into a variety of intriguing subjects:
Christian BBLs: They explore the fascinating world of Christian Brazilian Butt Lifts, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for laughter and insight.
Partying in Lagos with Dignity: Discover their unique take on how to party with grace and dignity in the vibrant streets of Lagos.
Jonathan Majors running through the streets with his woes: Dive into the world of Jonathan Majors and his adventures, and find out who or what his "woes" might be.
OdumoduBlvck & Wike: Explore the curious connection between OdumoduBlvck and Wike, and prepare for some humorous speculations.
North West and Deto Black: The hosts share their thoughts on North West and Deto Black, offering a unique perspective on these intriguing personalities.
Join Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa as they navigate the depths of depression and venture into these diverse topics on Submarine and a Roach. It's a podcast that combines humor, heart, and real-world issues, providing a well-rounded listening experience that you won't want to miss!
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12/19/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 58 seconds
Episode 171: How To Be A Nigerian Parent 101
Buckle up for an unfiltered episode of Submarine and Roach! Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj are taking a deep dive into the tumultuous waters of Nigerian politics, sharing their candid thoughts on the current state of the nation. Prepare for an honest conversation about their growing sense of disillusionment and the need for change.
But it's not all politics—these three friends take a hilarious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their childhood adventures and, more notably, the memorable discipline sessions dished out by their parents. The stories are as entertaining as they are relatable.
As the episode unfolds, they switch gears to discuss the ever-entertaining world of pop culture. Lil Nas X and Donawon take the spotlight, and the hosts offer their humorous takes on these cultural phenomena.
But just when you thought you'd heard it all, Tmt drops a bombshell—breaking news about his driver being in custody for shoplifting! The unexpected twist adds a dose of real-life drama to the episode and leaves everyone in suspense.
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for a rollercoaster of laughter, nostalgia, and current events on Submarine and Roach. It's a podcast that fearlessly tackles the complexities of Nigerian society while keeping you entertained with their signature humor and wit. Don't miss out!
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12/12/2023 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 14 seconds
Episode 170: "I'll Never Be Poor, #JustLikeDeto"
Prepare for a hilarious rollercoaster of laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Join the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, two of Nigeria's funniest personalities, as they dive into a whirlwind of entertaining discussions.
First up, they dissect DetoBlack's latest hit, "Just Like Deto." Even though Koj is a massive fan, that doesn't stop the jokes from flowing as they share their quirky takes on the track.
Tmt takes the stage to unveil his latest production for the upcoming Submarine and A Roach mixtape, and Koj is thoroughly impressed. He declares Tmt one of the most talented beings on the planet, and the banter is just getting started.
Get ready for a heartwarming moment as Koj proudly recounts his father's praise, calling him one of the best drivers he knows. It's a touching and funny story that adds a personal touch to the episode.
Tmt shares his unique experience mentoring school students at a fair, where he introduced them to the world of podcasting and even recorded an episode with four enthusiastic siblings. The tales from this adventure are both heartwarming and humorous.
The conversation takes a musical turn as they delve into FreshL's latest EP and shower it with praise. Their music critique is infused with humor and genuine appreciation.
Hold onto your seats as they discuss Toke Makinwa and Dayo Israel's trip to Dubai for a climate change summit, a topic that they're convinced neither party knows much about. The comedic takes on this trip are bound to leave you in stitches.
Nollywood takes the spotlight as Tmt reveals his upcoming role in a short movie premiering at a Lagos festival. The excitement and humor are palpable as they share details about the project.
True to Submarine and A Roach tradition, the episode wouldn't be complete without a discussion on mental health. They wrap up with a candid conversation about their self-diagnosed ADHD and the humorous anecdotes surrounding illegally purchasing Adderall.
But before they bid farewell, Koj shares a memorable story about getting fired by a man who drove an Audi TT, and why he believes men should never drive such cars. It's the perfect comedic note to end this uproarious episode.
Don't miss out on the laughs, stories, and witty banter on Submarine and A Roach. Tune in for an entertaining ride through the funniest corners of Nigeria's pop culture and life's quirkiest moments!
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12/5/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 58 seconds
Episode 169: "My Dad Has Outside Children aka Bastards"
On this poetry-heavy episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys discuss A LOT! As usual, the shits are funny and you're guaranteed a laugh or two.
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11/28/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 3 seconds
Episode 168: "The Most Talented Podcasters in Nigeria"
Get ready to burst into laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Tmt and Koj are back, and they're serving up a piping hot dish of hilarious commentary on some of Nigeria's hottest topics.
First up, brace yourself for a dose of conspiracy hilarity as they dive into the wild world of Rema and Illuminati accusations. The laughs are just getting started!
Teni takes the spotlight next, and the duo discusses her album and her bold coming out as queer. Get ready for some witty takes and cheeky banter as they explore Teni's journey.
Hold onto your seats as Tmt and Koj tackle a serious issue with their trademark humor—the Lagos State Government Budget and alleged misappropriation of funds. Their take on this scandal will leave you in stitches.
But the hilarity doesn't stop there. They dig up Buju aka BNXN's old tweets and give them the comedic treatment they deserve. You won't believe what they find!
Finally, get ready for an incredible improv session as they make sentences using Nigerian newspapers and magazines. It's a rollercoaster ride of wordplay and wit that will keep you entertained until the very end.
Don't miss out on this uproarious episode of Submarine and A Roach! With unfiltered humor and sharp wit, Tmt and Koj take you on a comedic journey through the hottest topics in Nigeria. Tune in for a laughter-filled experience you won't forget!
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11/21/2023 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 167: "...and A Roach" (@YinkaBernie)
Welcome to Episode 167 of Submarine and A Roach. The episode where we decide once and for all; who is the messiest of them all? The boys are joined by Yinka Bernie and they get into
- Fashion
- Music
- Lawyers in Nigeria
- Football
and a whole lot more...ENJOY!
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11/14/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 166: “Please Pardon The Shitty Internet”
On this episode Mayowa and Koj are joined by Adaorah Oduah, the writer and sound designer of Uncultured. Culture Custodian’s latest scripted podcast. Again, please pardon the shitty connection. It was either this or nothing☹️☹️
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11/7/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 41 seconds
Episode 165: "As A Feminist, How Can You Smoke Weed?"
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys throw it back (ayo!), as they reminisce about the unhinged origins of the podcast. In their typical neurodivergent Submaroach style, they bounce around numerous topics that include:
Sam Klef, Nedu and the State of Nigerian Podcasting
Blackface and OdumoduBlvck
The worth of Afrobeat catalogues from the 90's
Tmt TURNING PUSSY!
Lagos Fashion Week & Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu
Twitter Folks and Projecting Perfection On People
Koj & Reverse Racism
Mayowa introduces us to the novel "Only Big BumBum Matters Tomorrow"
Note that any stories that suggest irresponsible driving were told purely for comedic intent and are made up.
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10/31/2023 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 49 seconds
Episode 164: Comedy Special ft @DeeMajor
The boys sit down with the super funny Dee Major on a slightly chaotic but ultimately wholesome episode and comedy in Nigeria.
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10/24/2023 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 163: "To My Dearest Opps" (ft. @AnthonyAzekwoh)
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the gang is joined by multidisciplinary artist Anthony Azekwoh and we chronicle his journey and mark some key opps along the way.
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10/17/2023 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 162: "Unbelievably Liquid" ft Fu’ad Lawal
We start this episode by listening to a rap song Koj made when he was 14.
After that Fu’ad Lawal joins the boys and they discuss the state of archiving in Nigeria, Music tastes and sneaking into the office when no one is around to download movies!
Check out Archivi.ng! They're doing amazing work!
Super enjoyable episode if we have to be honest!
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10/10/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 161: "Finding Kah-Lo" ft. @thatKahLo
This week the entire Submarine and a Roach crew sit with THEE GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATED Kah-Lo.
We get into the #PainAndPleasure of the entertainment industry. The Glam and... paperwork.
Our conversations range from Donald Trump, her earlier inspirations for success, recently picking up DJing, her hilarious nephews and she also has a lil' smoke for Tmt.
Get into it!
Listen to Kah-Lo's new album Pain/Pleasure here: https://t.co/IHOchMdMht
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10/3/2023 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 56 seconds
Episode 160: "Love offers no safety" ft Olumide Makanjuola
In this episode, Mayowa and TMT explore the world of queer men with Olumide Makanjuola as he talks about his life and new book "Love offers no safety".
A collection of 25 stories from queer men in Nigeria told in their own words and masterfully edited by Jude Dibia and Olumide Makanjuola
Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria on Roving Heights and Cassava Republic and on Amazon worldwide.
Please find links to the book below!
Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria here: https://cassavarepublic.biz/product/love-offers-no-safety/
Love offers no safety is available internationally here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Offers-No-Safety-Nigerias/dp/1913175480
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9/26/2023 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 11 seconds
Episode 159: "Mowa Lola & The Forty Thieves"
On this Episode we get into:
- Mowa Lola's new collection
- AQ vs Naeto C
- Obasanjo vs. Tmt's People
- MohBad
- South Africa
- OdumoduBlvck
- Rema
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9/19/2023 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 30 seconds
Episode 158: "I Like It When You Call Me Big Poppa"
The London boys have been separated. Tmt is back in Lagos and it's off to a rocky start. Mayowa is still on vacation but his time is also coming. Koj, well Koj is still riding bicyclee.
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9/11/2023 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 157: "Engaged Today, Disengaged Tomorrow"
Welcome back to Submarine and A Roach. Brought to you by https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach
On this episode, we talk:
- Nigeria's New Ministers
- Nasir El Rufai
- Naira Marley
- Burna Boy
....and lots more!
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9/5/2023 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 156: "From Paris With Love"
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Get ready for a lively and unexpected episode of Submarine and a Roach as Koj and TMT reunite for some hilarious catch-up! On this installment, TMT takes the stage to regale Koj with tales from his time in Paris.
Join the duo for a rollercoaster of laughter as TMT recounts his adventures in the City of Lights. From enjoying the gothic architecture of the city to ending up in strangers apartments, every moment is laced with humor and TMT's signature comedic flair.
But just when the laughter is at its peak, an unexpected twist abruptly cuts short the fun ride. Tune in to discover what unfolds and how this catch-up takes an unexpected turn. Laughs, surprises, and witty banter await in this episode that promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. Don't miss out on the rollercoaster of comedic camaraderie on Submarine and a Roach!
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8/22/2023 • 46 minutes, 36 seconds
Episode 155: “Food is Ready and Justice is Served” ft. Opeyemi Famakin
On this episode of Submarine and a roach, Tmt (the lawyer) is joined by his client and Nigeria’s biggest food critic, Opeyemi Famakin. The duo discuss Opeyemi’s latest shenanigans and he reveals his latest ordeal involving a threatening incident in Port Harcourt.
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8/15/2023 • 57 minutes, 45 seconds
Episode 154: The walking episode!
TMT and Mayowa decide to record an episode while they walk around the city for an hour and talk.
TMT records from West Africa and Mayowa Records from Western Europe.
It is very funny.
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8/9/2023 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 153: "Slave Trade & Mirror Sex"
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In this hilarious and insightful episode of "Submarine and a Roach," titled "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," hosts Tmt and Koj dive into a whirlwind of diverse topics, offering their unique perspectives and witty banter.
The episode kicks off with Tmt, the self-proclaimed feminist, declaring why he doesn't want to get married, sparking a humorous discussion about relationships and gender dynamics.
As the boys embark on a history lesson about the slave trade, Koj throws in a comical twist, suggesting that kings trading slaves for mirrors may have inadvertently pioneered the concept of "mirror sex" in West Africa. Cue laughter and historical absurdity!
Tmt then educates Koj about the intriguing relationship between the Oyo and Benin royal families, revealing how Benin Princes became Oyo Kings and vice versa, adding a dash of historical intrigue.
Shifting gears, they delve into British invasions and the subsequent amalgamation and separation of certain colonies, touching on the quirks of history with their trademark humor.
Koj's astonishment reaches new heights when Tmt reveals that Nigeria boasts one of the strongest armies in Africa. The duo hilariously navigates through the mixed emotions of pride and embarrassment surrounding Nigeria's untapped potential.
Amidst the history and revelations, Koj shares a funny tale of his vacation and a memorable mishap involving a jet ski in the ocean, sparking amusement and relatability among listeners.
Not to be outdone, Tmt recounts his four-day party extravaganza in Ibadan, celebrating his Grandma's birthday, with amusing anecdotes that leave everyone chuckling.
The banter continues as they explore the world of marketing targeted at men, with Tmt humorously revealing that his dad owns a grooming kit from the Bulldog brand, highlighting the quirks of masculinity and consumer culture.
In "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," Tmt and Koj effortlessly blend humor, history, and personal anecdotes, creating an entertaining and insightful episode that showcases why "Submarine and a Roach" is undoubtedly Nigeria's funniest podcast. Listeners are in for a treat as they laugh, learn, and enjoy the dynamic chemistry between these two charismatic hosts.
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8/1/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 152: "Why the British are the best sailors in the world"
It's the return of the MA-yowa!
On this chaotic dance of a conversation Mayowa and TMT discuss vacations, Drake, Twitter X and socialism!
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7/25/2023 • 58 minutes, 3 seconds
Episode 151: "Why Would You Choose To Live Like This?"
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Join the uproarious duo, Koj and Tmt, on a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach titled "Why Would You Choose to Live Like This?" Get ready for non-stop laughs as they dive into a variety of hilarious topics.
Tmt sets the tone by joining the Zoom call topless while jamming to Whitney Houston. It's a visual that will leave you chuckling and wondering why he chose such an amusing way to make an entrance.
Prepare for riotous laughter as Tmt shares his unconventional party strategy of snagging two cans of stout while others go for Champagne and tequila bottles. It's all about finding joy in the unexpected, even if it means opting for a less glamorous choice.
The comedy continues with Tmt's humorous take on his uncle's peculiar new beard. From wild comparisons to hilarious nicknames, they hilariously dissect this outrageous look and wonder what on earth compelled his uncle to choose it.
Koj playfully calls out Tmt for not supporting older alte guys, jokingly labeling him a "boomer." Their witty banter and playful jabs add an extra layer of amusement to the conversation.
Get ready for a hilarious trip down memory lane as they reminisce about terrible eating habits from their boarding school days. From teachers' frustration with students' farting to outrageous culinary choices, the laughter is bound to ensue as they explore the absurdities of school life.
In a comical twist, Tmt shares his amusing story of inviting YINKA Bernie to give a speech at his grandfather's school.
Discover the amusing side of cultural experiences as they discuss Nigerian kids having growth spurts after summer trips to the United States. Through their witty observations, they highlight the hilarity of this phenomenon.
The episode wraps up with a lively game of "Guess the Song," adding an interactive and entertaining element to the podcast. Join in the fun as they try to identify tunes with their signature comedic twist.
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7/19/2023 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 23 seconds
Episode 150: "Jonah Hill is the only Bae you should Watch?"
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Title: "Laugh Riot with Submarine and a Roach: Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and Hilarious Hijinks!"
Description:
Get ready for a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast! Hosted by the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, this week's installment is guaranteed to leave you in stitches.
Kicking things off, the uproarious banter begins with Lady Donli's latest release setting the mood. Tmt and Koj waste no time showcasing their comedic abilities as they dive headfirst into a range of hilarious topics.
First up, they delve into the world of funny rap songs, dissecting the most absurd lyrics and sharing their own witty takes. With their sharp wit and infectious laughter, you won't be able to keep a straight face.
Next, the duo tackles a unique topic that'll have you doubled over: cycling-induced impotence. Brace yourself for a wave of side-splitting anecdotes and outrageous theories that will leave you gasping for breath.
But wait, there's more! Koj drops a bombshell—he's attending Beyoncé's show later in the day! The excitement is palpable as they discuss what it would be like growing up as a celebrity child, imagining the hilarious scenarios that could unfold.
The laughter continues as Tmt and Koj dive into the world of RnB singers getting away with wild lyrics. Prepare for uncontrollable giggles as they share their favorite eyebrow-raising lines and mock the audacity of these smooth crooners.
Just when you think it couldn't get any funnier, the hosts shift gears to Keke Palmer's baby father's tweets. Brace yourself for a hilarious commentary on social media drama, leaving you in stitches from start to finish.
And if that's not enough, they top it all off with a discussion on resentful men, revealing the absurd lengths some individuals will go to nurse their grudges. Be prepared for belly-aching laughter as they recount outlandish stories and offer their unique comedic perspectives.
Get ready to laugh your socks off with Submarine and a Roach's latest episode! With Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and a plethora of side-splitting topics, this uproarious podcast will have you in tears of laughter from beginning to end. Don't miss out on the comedy event of the year!
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7/11/2023 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 18 seconds
Episode 149: "New Thunder Pt 1" ft Thee Inbetween
Hey people!
New crossover episode with Natasha and Toni aka the supremely chaotic and intelligent women of "Thee Inbetween" podcast!
On this episode we talk:
1. Baby mamas
2. America being down.
3. Hate mail.
4. Middle aged white women
You can listen to part 2 of the episode on their podcast!
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7/4/2023 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 33 seconds
Episode 148: "I Can't Sleep With Babes That Haven't Travelled"
This Submaroach Episode is brought to you by GoMoney.
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6/27/2023 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 147: Stallion vs Kalakuta
Back with another Game show episode!
This Time, TMT and Koj go head to head.
Will Koj win?
Will TMT prevail?
Or with they both realize that Mayowa is the true enemy and join forces to defeat him?
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6/22/2023 • 52 minutes, 59 seconds
Episode 146: "Squeaky Like Old Mama's Car"
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Welcome to Nigeria's premier comedy podcast! Get ready for a rib-cracking experience as Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, the hilarious trio behind this laughter-packed show, take center stage.
Sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the comedic brilliance as they dive deep into the topic of Father's Day. Koj passionately believes that every father deserves a Happy Father's Day, but Tmt is here to challenge that notion with his own unique perspective. Brace yourself for an uproarious debate that will keep you in stitches. Meanwhile, Mayowa adds his own twist by suggesting we celebrate Uncle's Day instead. The comedic chemistry between these three hosts is unbeatable!
Hold onto your sides as the guys crank up the hilarity by discussing the outrageous idea of promising women not just marriage but... wait for it... pregnancy! Prepare for a sidesplitting rollercoaster of laughter as they explore the comedic absurdity of such promises.
But the comedy train doesn't stop there! Tmt shares his grand vision for his wedding ceremony—a miracle service hosted by none other than the legendary Benny Hinn. The mental image alone is enough to induce uncontrollable laughter. And very unusually, Mayowa manages to change the topic TWICE as he tries to prevent us from getting canceled.
To add more spice to the laughter stew, the hosts dive into the latest Tinubu TikTok pack, sharing their takes and dissecting the humor behind it. And if that's not enough, they even contemplate the audacious idea of potentially breaking the world record for the longest podcast episode. Prepare for an absolute comedy marathon that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
If you're on the hunt for a side-splitting Nigerian comedy podcast, look no further. Tune in to this uproarious episode of the top Nigerian comedy podcast and prepare to laugh your heart out. It's comedy gold that you won't want to miss!
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6/20/2023 • 58 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 145: "Does Your Podcast Make Money? Go Money > Audio Money"
The second Submaroach Episode of the week is brought to you by GoMoney.
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Get ready to burst into laughter with the hilarious trio of Koj, Tmt, and Mayowa on their side-splitting Nigerian podcast! If you're on the lookout for funny Nigerian podcasts and comedians, look no further.
In this uproarious episode, Tmt takes a swipe at P-Square, while Koj fiercely defends his beloved Omole Estate boys. The banter is top-notch and the arguments are hilarious, making it a must-listen for fans of Nigerian music and comedy.
But that's not all! They have a special guest who paid to be on the show - Nnamdi Ehirim, the talented author of the sensational book "Prince of Monkeys" and Head of Finance & Strategy at the renowned GoMoney digital bank. This episode promises laughter and entertainment in abundance!
Join the trio as they dive into the exciting world of fintech and explore Nnamdi's journey as a published author. They delve into the captivating details of his first book, "Prince of Monkeys," which has captured the hearts of readers everywhere.
They also share uproarious stories about their experiences at Shrine, the iconic venue known for its legendary performances by Femi Kuti and Made Kuti. Discover how Shrine's infectious rhythms shaped Nnamdi's childhood and influenced his remarkable literary work.
And don't miss out on their lively discussion about GoMoney, the sponsors of today's episode. Learn all about their unique vision, what sets them apart, and why they should be your preferred banking choice.
If you're in search of a funny Nigerian podcast featuring talented comedians and entertaining conversations, tune in to this hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach. Prepare to laugh uncontrollably and be entertained from start to finish!
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6/15/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 144: "Your Son Is A Delicacy To Us"
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On this episode, the boys get into:
TMT being the Ibadan Messiah
TMT's many Uncles
Emefiele getting arrested
Tinubu slandering pomo
Not caring if Tinubu makes a "good" president
Tingo & Dozy's scam of a business
Dog Lovers association vs Chef Hilda
And a lot more...
ENJOY!!
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6/13/2023 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 13 seconds
Episode 143: "Trivia Boyz"
New episode alert!
The boys play a hilarious trivia and talk about what they think happened this week in pop culture but mostly themselves.
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6/6/2023 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 142: "Ozempic Lives Matter"
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5/30/2023 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 54 seconds
Episode 141: "Pastor Tobi is an A&R"
Welcome to "Submarine and a Roach," the podcast where hosts Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj dive deep into intriguing and thought-provoking topics. In this episode, Tmt may be absent, but Koj and Mayowa have an engaging discussion lined up just for you.
Tune in as Koj and Mayowa explore the fascinating world of relationships, revealing how RnB music can serve as the ultimate conduit for effective communication. Discover their unique perspective on not sharing your cherished interests with your partner, to protect them from potentially tarnishing the magic.
Ever wondered why Mondays witness a surge in work absences? Prepare to be enlightened as our hosts delve into the number one culprit behind this phenomenon: hangovers. Unveiling hilarious anecdotes and relatable experiences, they shed light on the aftermath of weekend indulgences.
Curiosity piqued by Tmt's absence? Join the discussion as Koj and Mayowa ponder whether Tmt's absence could be a sign of diarrhea.
Mayowa shares a quirky tale of placing his phone in rice, only to have the phone unexpectedly absorb the rice! Tune in to find out more about this fascinating incident and the resulting consequences.
In a digital age dominated by social media, Koj shares his brave decision to delete Twitter and Instagram. Uncover the motivations behind this bold move and explore the impact it has had on his life.
Retirement may seem like a dream come true, but our hosts delve into the often-overlooked aspect of boredom that accompanies this newfound freedom. Discover their insights on navigating the uncharted territory of post-work life.
Books and coloring books—two simple pleasures that offer endless avenues for relaxation and self-expression. Join Koj and Mayowa as they discuss the joys of these traditional pastimes and how they can enrich your daily routine.
Prepare for laughter as Mayowa reveals his aspiration to become a sugar daddy. Delve into his humorous take on this unconventional desire and discover what it truly means to him.
Friendship and birthdays—two vital aspects of life that warrant attention. Our hosts share their perspectives on cultivating meaningful connections and the significance of celebrating milestones together.
Finally, immerse yourself in the vibrant world of entertainment and social events as Koj and Mayowa recount their experiences at Seun Kuti's electrifying performance, The Zikoko Threesome, and Dele Momodu's unforgettable birthday bash!
Don't miss out on this captivating episode of "Submarine and a Roach" featuring Koj and Mayowa. Prepare for laughter, introspection, and a rollercoaster of emotions as they explore topics that will keep you hooked from start to finish.
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5/22/2023 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 140: "On Your Prostate We Shall Stand"
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach...
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5/16/2023 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 139: "You Need Liver To Steal Kidney"
Welcome to the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach, where three of the most hilarious hosts on the Nigerian podcast scene - Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj - are back to discuss the craziest topics this week.
In this episode, Tmt shocks his friends by turning a new leaf and giving up his smoking and drinking habits. But his newfound love for home-cooked meals is making them nervous. Will his kitchen experiments be a recipe for disaster or a path to life-changing enlightenment?
Next up, the team dives into UN Gate - the unbelievable story of Yetunde, who made up a fake story about speaking at the United Nations. But was it really just a Q&A session? Koj and Mayowa discuss the Culture Custodian article on the issue, while Tmt tries to come up with his own fake news.
And if that's not enough, the trio takes on AY's terrible comedy special. From his racist jokes to his awkward delivery, they rip apart the performance like a well-cooked turkey.
Finally, they wrap up with the shocking story of Ekweremadu and organ trafficking. Will they be able to keep their silliness down as they tackle this dark topic? Tune in to find out!
So get ready to laugh, cry, and gasp in shock as Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj take you on a wild ride through the strangest topics of the day on Submarine and a Roach!
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5/8/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 33 seconds
Episode 138: "Dele Momodu is a Runz Girl"
Think about the messiest person you know. It's a man that hosts Submaroach, right? On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys get into:
Dying RnB songs about fighting for love
Odunsi's tweet about making a pop comeback
Their dress sizes
Public Holidays in Nigeria
What they would have got up to in the Garden of Eden
A nasty story about shitting in boarding school
Tmt says he no longer wants to talk about his family on the podcast
Koj drops a hot-take about John Bellion and Ben Shapiro
Rating Nigerian weddings on TikTok as content
Tmt's group chat
Dele Momodu's article praising Mike Adenuga on his 70th Birthday
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5/1/2023 • 57 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 137: "I might be ready to be an uncle"
New episode!
Old friends!
New adventures!
On this boys only Submaroach episode we discuss,
1. Hanging out with kids.
2. Airplane tantrums.
3. Fake wedding parties.
4. Koj's Kale salads
and a bunch of other crazy things
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4/25/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 136: "Wife's Clothes on Close Friends"
More chaos from the chaos boys.
Happy to be here to be your friends and get you through the week.
Art is lyf.
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4/18/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 35 seconds
Episode 135: "Grandfather Olympics"
Hello friends, listeners and ops,
Although we may not love you all equally, we certainly strive to put out a quality of work so pure that the podcast is undeniable.
This week we discuss the following:
1. Our grandads and the interesting lives they've led.
2. Post election politics.
3. Love is Blind (Season 4)
4. The Dalai Lama.
and a ton of other fun stuff!
Enjoy!
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4/11/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 42 seconds
Episode 134: "Wicked People Be Fast Forwarding Our Ads"
Sorry for the delay! There's a detailed explanation 10 minutes into the episode.
Love you guys! I'll never fuck up again, I promise.
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On this episode of Submaroach, we decompress from gubernatorial elections. Happy listening!
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3/21/2023 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 132: "Jesus Christ is a Yoruba Man"
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the guys get into:
Recent linkup between Nigerian business magnate Tony Elumelu and politician Bola Tinubu, they also get into how they would react how if they were offered Government appointments.
Next, we take a look at the controversial Lagos State Governor Sanwo-Olu "twerking" during his second term campaign, and what it says about the intersection of politics and popular culture.
Moving on to the entertainment world, we discuss the release of Creed III and what fans can expect from the latest instalment of the popular boxing franchise.
But it's not all fun and games - we also examine our WAEC results.
Finally, we turn our attention to the ongoing "culture wars" in the UK, and the role of sports personality Gary Lineker in the debate over free speech and cancel culture.
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3/14/2023 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 131: "Pearl Clutching"
Hey guys!
This week your boys come through speaking their native tongue,
talking life, comedy and in a time of politics and football anddd
describing the wild weekends they had.
Have great week and enjoy!
xxxx
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3/7/2023 • 46 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 130: "There Was A Country"
This episode of the podcast is a walk down memory lane as we have a very special guest who takes us on a journey through time and space. Growing up in post-independence Nigeria was a unique experience that many of us may not be familiar with. Our guest, who lived through that period, shares with us the joys of what it was like to be a young person in Nigeria during that era.
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2/28/2023 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 129: "My name is Omolekan"
On this episode the whole gang shows up to discuss:
1. Homelessness
2. What we can say and can't say
3. Cannibals
4. our friends who are bad at dating
also TMT debuts some new SubMaRoach music
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2/21/2023 • 1 hour, 18 seconds
Episode 128: "The Rich Kids of Nigerian Podcasting"
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys are joined by Adesuwa, host of The Dirty Lie Podcast and they all get into:
Parents regretting their educating their children
Protesting for civil rights
How much it'll cost to be retired
What it means to be rich in Nigeria
Slut shaming and fat shaming
Dating cousins
Enjoy!
Also, don't forget to use the #Submaroach to share your thoughts and opinions!
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2/15/2023 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 127: "Food and Politics ft Opeyemi Famakin"
On this episode TMT and Mayowa are joined by Nigeria's Biggest Food Critic, Opeyemi Famakin to discuss
1. Politics.
2. Restaurants.
3. The Grammys;
4. and Portable (The rapper)....for some reason......
Enjoy!
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2/8/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 19 seconds
Episode 126: "Bonded by Depression"
On this episode of Submaroach, Tmt & Koj have a hilariously vulnerable conversation. Listen to them discuss:
Overfamiliarity
Death Threats
Friendships
Fathers
Suicide
and LOVE!
Don't forget to share and use #Submaroach on all socials.
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2/1/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 21 seconds
Introducing "Problem Man" by TMT (Help me)
Hey guys,
TMT here. I kinda/sorta need your help launching my new Video Podcast "Problem Man".
If you're going through any funny/interesting dilemmas and need help figuring it out, I'm your man.
What makes me qualified to be your problem man as opposed to a therapist?
Well, therapists only know about therapy.
I know about problems. I've had them and I've solved them.
So DM me voice message on twitter or Instagram and I'll call you back!
Heart emoji,
TMT
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1/25/2023 • 1 minute, 32 seconds
Episode 125: "Silver Spoon Suffering" ft WANI
In this especially chaotic episode of Submaroach, Mayowa and TMT talk to equally chaotic artist WANI and talk about
1. Leaving Nigeria to unlock your true self.
2. Dating and Love bombing.
3. and finally you get a super exclusive 1 minute clip of Wani's new song (which you get to name!)
Enjoy!
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1/24/2023 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 18 seconds
Episode 124: "Toxic Masculinity Nearly Ended My Life"
This week on Submarine and A Roach, Koj is joined by his friend Emmanuel for a thrilling episode of #KOJandFriends!
They get into a variety of topics:
Lagos (Specifically navigating police men)
Emmanuel tells a hilarious story about how he nearly loses his life
Health and Car Insurance
Race & Pay Disparities in the Workplace
And they wrap it up with a discussion on the audacity of bad guys!!
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1/18/2023 • 58 minutes, 49 seconds
Episode 123: "S.A.N - Senior Awoken Negro"
Happy New year guys!
We're here, we're back!
TMT and KOJ going down a rabbit hole of nonsense and kind of die in it.
It's pretty fun to listen to
Enjoy!
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1/10/2023 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 22 seconds
Episode 122: "My mum works for NDLEA"
TMT is dead. Long live TMT!
This week, KOJ and Mayowa are joined by Ugo, Folake, and Kemi in the Submaroach studios and they discuss among other things (in true Submaroach fashion)
1. Craig David's supremacy
2. Drug use
3. Villain origin stories
4. The power of the internet
Enjoy guys and see you next week!
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12/20/2022 • 55 minutes, 42 seconds
Episode 121: "Thin, Long and Curved"
In this episode of Submarine and a Roach the boys debate morality and the fall of man through these particular topics.
1. Cuppy calling TMT hungry.
2. Navigating Lagos Markets as a straight black man.
3. The relationship between the podcast and TFC.
4. Political satire and it's risks.
Enjoy guys and see you next week!
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12/14/2022 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 58 seconds
Episode 120: "God bless Stephanie Coker"
Koj, Mayowa and TMT get into another session of wild ass conversations that skirt around popular culture but edge the gates of hell.
1. We take a relationship call from a listener!
2. We discuss Tinubu's recent lease of life!
3. The reception from our guest appearance on ISWIS and
4. FFK and his way with words!
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12/8/2022 • 55 minutes, 34 seconds
Episode 119: "We had a secret show and we taped it"
Episode 119 features listeners of the podcast and we get into nonsense as usual. This episode ends abruptly but don't be alarmed!
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11/29/2022 • 48 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 118: “Show me your group chat and I’ll show you who you are”
Hey guys!
The boys are back and all in the same room for the first time in 4 years!
They’re drinking, going to weddings and catching up with pop culture.
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11/25/2022 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 30 seconds
STFU by TMT
A little tune to help you deal with life and people.
*Lyrics*
communication is a part of life,
That doesn’t you have to come and talk to me,
I don’t care if it’s good or bad advice,
Your breath smells and I don’t wanna hear the
truuuuuuuuuuuth,
truuuuuuuuuuuth,
You're so rudeeeeeeee,
rudeeeeeeeeeee,
Hey!
Just STFU x9
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10/21/2022 • 1 minute, 23 seconds
Episode 117: "Bitches Dey This World Mehn"
😎
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On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, KOJ is joined by a TL fave and they get into:
Interests and Hobbies
Nigeria's Presidential elections
Content creation and Nollywood
Hating, Dirty Mackin' And navigating the world as a public figure
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10/11/2022 • 50 minutes, 25 seconds
Episode 115: "People Need to Stop Dying in Public, Please!!"
On this episode, it's just KOJ talking out his ass on various topics. Listen to him go on about:
Canceling TMT and Mayowa for *ALLEGEDLY* celebrating independence day
Reaching out to old friends and celebrating with them
Jagaban and his Peloton aka Mr. Macaroni on a Bicycle
Crying over Manchester United
Looking sexy in a Tuxedo
Themed birthdays
How inconsiderate it is to die in public
And he caps things off with a review of Yinka Bernie's New EP "Something New"
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10/3/2022 • 1 hour, 46 seconds
Episode 114: "The Luckiest Bodyguard"
This is Episode 114 with Mayowa, KOJ & Tmt and they get into:
The Queen
The Queen's Opps
Jeff Bezos
Jeff Bezos' Opps
The Headies
Burna
Disney Princesses
And many many more!
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9/13/2022 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 36 seconds
Submaroach Presents: "How much does your boyfriend bench press"
I really hate that n-word
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9/8/2022 • 3 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 113: "You Heard It Here First" (ft. AYLØ)
Submarine and A Roach x Aylø link up featuring:
- Lagos yarns
- Raising money as a creative
- Album titles and themes
- Marijuana
etc.
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9/7/2022 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 38 seconds
Episode 112: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the oiliest of them all?"
Surprise Submarine and a roach drop! TMT talks to Donawon about how life and his career.
How he went from Selling Dashiki’s in school to managing Tems to meeting Drake to fighting the Illuminati,
We breakdown what it takes to do what he does and have fun doing it!
Enjoy!
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9/4/2022 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 111: "I'm not in the mood for therapy"
Hi,
Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the #1 Christian Podcast in Nigeria.
Today's Sermon is brought to you by Pastor TMT and Pastor KOJ of Smooth, Creamy & Tight Ministries.
Enjoy! #Submaroach
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8/29/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 6 seconds
Episode 110: "Sapa is a Crazy Thing and Crazy Things are Happening"
Koj and TMT run through their lives and world events in this funky hip new episode of your favourite podcast!
Have a great week people!
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7/5/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
Episode 109: "How do you feel about organ harvesting?"
Mayowa and TMT sit down and discuss:
TMT's birthdat
Tems at the BET Awards
Mayowa’s Sojourn
Glamour girls reviews
and obviously, Organ Harvesting
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6/29/2022 • 37 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 108: "Nigerian False Idol "
The Boys are back!
KOJ, TMT AND MAYOWA TEAM UP TO DISCUSS:
LOVE ISLAND
MAYOWA'S ENCOUNTER WITH SANWOLU
A BIT OF NAIJ POLITICS
SOME MUSIC STUFF
REAL HOUSEWIVES
AND THEIR PERSONAL LIVES
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6/20/2022 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 107: "Odogwu don't steal my wife"
Mayowa and TMT chop it about:
Burna boy
Drake dominance
Nigerian Rap
Twitter spaces/clubhouse
How companies kill other companies
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6/13/2022 • 56 minutes, 11 seconds
Episode 106: "Love and War"
This week Mayowa and TMT talk politics, love and music!
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6/7/2022 • 51 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 105: "Nature vs NURTW"
Some of the boys are back to about nothing at all.
We missed you. Hope you missed us too.
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5/31/2022 • 59 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 104: "Ibadan Man vs Alcohol, Alcohol Wins"
Ladies and Gentlemen, in the Blue Corner we have the Ibadan Stallion and in the Red Corner, we have a Bottle of Whiskey.
Listen very closely to this episode of Submarine and A Roach and try count how many swigs of the bottle you hear while you listen to Tmt and Koj:
- Catch up on their weekends
- Future podcasting projects
- Comedy
- TMT's latest single
- and Liam Neeson lmao
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5/10/2022 • 45 minutes, 40 seconds
Episode 103: "I Love Stealing Lighters" ft @niyiokeowo
New episode alert.!!!!🚨🚨🚨
TMT returns from his suspension with a new friend, multidisciplinary artist and creative mercenary Niyi Okeowo and they get into:
1. Nigerian childhoods.
2. The music they love.
3. The movies that shaped them.
4. The power of love
Link in bio
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5/3/2022 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 25 seconds
Episode 102: "Elon Musk - African Giant or AG Baby for Short"
Submarine and A Roach babyy! It's late but like it's still Tuesday in North America. Listen to Mayowa & KOJ get into:
- TMT's suspension from the podcast
- Elon Musk buying Twitter
- Jack Dorsey having two jobs like he founded Flutterwave
- Having $46 Billion
- Nigeria's Presidential Elections, and
- Having friends that are opps
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4/26/2022 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 42 seconds
Easter Bonus: "F R I E N D S"
Easter Break but we couldn't leave you guys hanging. The content a couple weeks old but the jokes are fresh af! Tap in and listen to us discuss:
- Rema's "I only make music with my friends" video
- Rema being the hardest artist out of naij right now
- Verifying your Lagos street credibility
- Asake ft Burna
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4/20/2022 • 51 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 101: "That VS #eChoke" ft @TeezeeDRB
Episode 101 - Introduction To Episodes (Jk jk!)
We have Teezee in the house and we get into a yaaaarrrnnnzzzzz:
- Viagra
- Dick Waffles
- Dick Measurements
- Real Housewives of Lagos
- Fatherhood
- The Grammy's
- Will Smith's Oscar Ban
& KOJ has a TON of questions for the guest!
Tap IN!
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4/12/2022 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 12 seconds
Episode 100: "For Your Consideration" ft @tosanwilts
On the 100th Episode of the Podcast, we're joined by Tosan Wilts, a long time friend of the pod and radio personality. He helps the team achieve GOAT status as they discuss
1. Nigeria in the world cup
2. Run ins with Lagos drivers
3. The Grammys
and a bunch of other random things! Enjoy!
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4/5/2022 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 99: "TmtIsFresh? Haven't Heard That Name In Years"
I say episode 98 a bunch but it's actually 99.
On this episode, we get into:
- Loiter Squad
- Music Listening Habits
- Educating Yourself Outside of Books
- Will Smith and Chris Rock
- Marriage and Being 30+
Get into it... yuh!
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3/29/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 5 seconds
Episode 98: "Emperor's New Bros"
Episode 98 ya bish! Enjoy
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3/22/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 23 seconds
Episode 97 "No, Not This One"
This is not the Santi episode but it's close. On this episode, it's just Tmt & Koj cos logistics ya feel me?
On Ep97 this episode:
- Coming of age
- World War 3
- Deleting things from past relationships
- Lots of innuendos
- TWO Uber sex twitter threads
(just listen mahn, there's more stuff I can't remember)
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3/15/2022 • 57 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 96: "Don't let Yasmin design the Submaroach Tats"
Hey pals! In this therapy session the trio discuss:
- Kanye
- Davido
- Getting tattoos
- Vices
- Getting fits off
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3/8/2022 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 37 seconds
Episode 95: "This Is 93's Best On Your 95th Episode" (ft. @freshldrb)
Better late than never but like! This is as chaotic as it gets, as usual, we get into bare tings! We get into:
- World War 3 (Who wants to know what JA RULE?)
- All the things Fresh put the game on
- Fresh's PA search
- Fresh's lyrics
- DRB
- And THAT famous tweet. But like more still!
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3/2/2022 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 95: "This is 93's Best on Your 95th Episode" (ft. @FreshLDRB) [Trailer]
This is a trailer for Episode 95 featuring Fresh L.
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3/1/2022 • 5 minutes, 56 seconds
Hater Of The Year ft EmmaJ
No episode this week but we couldn't leave you without a lil sumn sumn. This one is for the haters!
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2/22/2022 • 3 minutes, 13 seconds
Episode 94 "Make Nollywood Actresses Sing Again (MAGA)"
It's late but on my COUNTRY(cos this ain't got shit to do with my momma) this shit is worth every second you spent drooling over it.
We kick things off with a special number to set the pace for an eventful episode 94, where we discuss:
- Adesua Etomi's new song and video
- Age Shaming
- Tmt's Moustache
- Mayowa's many many Sunday visitor
- What it meant to be bad in Secondary School
Mahn, this is only 20 minutes and honestly, I'm tired of typing, listen tho! Shit slaps like mo'fucka!
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2/16/2022 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 9 seconds
Episode 93: "Mayowa is the only person that has caught Ire Balogun"
Mayowa, Koj and TMT discuss
1. Reno Omokiri
2. Door 2 door sales
3. The "talk"
4. Tiktok for kids
5. Scammers
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2/9/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 92: "God Proposes, Man Disposes"
There are 2 peculiar phrases on this episode "Spectacular Privilege" & "Genitalia Gerrymandering". Besides this mastery of the English language, we get into gospel music, politics, foreign diplomacy and preeing IG baddies.
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2/1/2022 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 38 seconds
Episode 91: "Sunday Morning, Collecting BJ In Osapa London"
S/o 2 all the real fuckers worldwide. Submarine and a Roach episode 91 is one for the books, we start off talking celebrity rights with Martin Luther Kanye and reimagine HipHop as standup comedy. We examine our parents' worldviews vs ours, get into some big pharma propaganda, and dissect International Relations through the lens of Pan Africanism (lmao. Stop playing, we didn't do that!). Oh and there's some butt stuff! 🙈
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1/25/2022 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 2 seconds
Episode 90: "I Was Chased By A Mad Woman In Lekki" (ft. @abbaTmakama)
Ladies and Gentlemen, this week we're joined by filmmaker Abba Makama and we get into:
- Mummy G.O
- Nollywood
- Juju
- Hot Sauce and there's mad Submaroach randomness.
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1/18/2022 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 38 seconds
Episode 89: "Mayowa & Google Vs TMT & Dry Gin"
This Episode is dedicated to everyone we do the poddy for. As usual, it's a rollercoaster of a conversation but we get somewhere eventually.
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1/11/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 7 seconds
Episode 88: "I Don't Plan On Being Better This Year"
Welcome to 2022! Ain't shit changed but we're here and we're happy to be back podding. On this episode, the guys discuss:
- The Nigeria-Ghana music industries
- A lack of consequences for bad behavior
- COVID Mandates and a lot of other random yarns.
Also, Koj might have had some sort of meltdown?
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1/4/2022 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 59 seconds
Episode 87: "Crackercature" (ft. @tabithapls)
KOJ and TMT and joined by Tabi who helps them come to terms with certain realities
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12/7/2021 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 86: "Kidnappings > Children Sleeping" (ft. @SGaWD01 & @LeMav_)
On this episode, Tmt and Koj are joined by SWAGD and LeMav, and the 4 of them run riot. Get into it!
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11/30/2021 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 85: "Get A Nice Job, Marry A Good Wife And Raise Some Boring Kids" (ft. @jessjessfinesse)
On this episode, we're joined by the coolest babe in Lagos. We discuss being a creative in Lagos, Davido's guap, friendships, and a whole lot more!! Tap In!!
Live show tickets: tix.africa/sroach
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This episode is a continuation of our crossover with Cruising Outwest. We discuss lots of music, pop culture and enjoy hearty laughs!
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11/16/2021 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 48 seconds
Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino)
Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino) by Submarine And A Roach
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11/10/2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 7 seconds
Episode 82: "Yoruba Men! They Cum Fast, They Run Fast"
If you read this bio, tweet "They Run Fast and They Come Fast #Submaroach!"
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11/2/2021 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 15 seconds
Episode 81: "Women get the ick......and stay" ft @adhnok
Your favourite boys are joined by two other boys as they discuss and breakdown Nigerian pop culture sensibilities
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10/26/2021 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 80: "The Devil is a Virgin" ft @chinasa_anukam
Easily one of the funniest episodes in Nigerian podcasting history. The lads are joined by Comedian and Super Creative Chinasa who brings "chaotic-balance" to our very crazy ship. We discuss comedy, Nollywood, parents and grandparents, and the patriarchy.
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10/19/2021 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 79: "Everyone's Maid Was A Witch in The 90s"
You know how it goes already! Just some cute niggas keeping it cute discussing all things pop culture. We talk, Tiwa Savage, Sexual Deviancy, Hating Injections, and a whole lot more! Tune in!
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10/12/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 78: “Citrus Burst”
Episode 78: “Citrus Burst” by Submarine And A Roach
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10/6/2021 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 2 seconds
Episode 77: "DJ Cuppy vs Jesus Christ"
The funniest Nigerians on the internet are back again with another week of (you guessed it)... BANTER!
On this episode we discuss:
- Horny Dudes
- House Parties
- Religion
- DJ Cuppy
- The Nigerian Government... And a whole lot more!! Get into it (yuh!!)
Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach across socials.
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9/28/2021 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 76: "BBL vs LLB"
KOJ and TMT discuss what they've been up to and who they're down for.
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9/21/2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 23 seconds
Episode 75: "I'm going to Sexplode"
The boys talk music, love, sex and.........sigh.....Ice Prince?
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Episode 73: "The TMT Show" by Submarine And A Roach
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8/31/2021 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 72: "Sister Slayer"
On this episode the guys go down memory lane, discussing iconic Nigerian ads from their childhood.
Other topics include:
- The Tiffany Diamond
- Getting Nervous Around Pretty Women
- Incest... lmao
Enjoy!
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8/25/2021 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 71: "Why You Being WEIRD To Me????"
Kidnappers and Misyarners, welcome to the podcast to end all podcasts!
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8/16/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 70: "Only Wildlings Live After Lekki Phase 1"
2 sexy niggas just talking that sexy talk!
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8/10/2021 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 51 seconds
Episode 69: "Meat Talk"
Episode 69: "Meat Talk" by Submarine And A Roach
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8/4/2021 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 6 seconds
Episode 68: "Who TF calls Rema Godzilla?"
Another Banger!
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7/27/2021 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 67: "Who is in the Garden?"
Drunk stories, star signs, and KSA in the garden.
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7/20/2021 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 9 seconds
Episode 66: "Papa Escobar"
Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach!
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7/12/2021 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 65: "Car Sex, Kinda Sore"
Sports, Big Brother, Buhari, more Car Sex, WOKE Takes lmao! Enjoy.
Also use the hashtag #Submaroach to share memorable bits.
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7/6/2021 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 64: "Car Sex Connoisseur"
On this episode, we discuss sex, relationships, and decision-making as grown-ass adults.
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6/30/2021 • 1 hour, 18 seconds
Episode 63: "Low Hanging Fruit"
Honestly the last time we put out 3 podcasts in a row... tbh we don't remember. Enjoy though!!!
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6/22/2021 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 62: "This Episode is sponsored by Planned Parenthood"
Back 2 Back episodes like we promised. The general consensus post recording was "that was really good", so tweet us and let us know your thoughts.
On this episode, we discuss :
- Mayowa's pregnancy and how we're going to finance it as a podcast
- Being the GOAT podcast
- Social Media & Post Breakup Etiquette
and some of other shit mahn, find out lol
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6/14/2021 • 58 minutes, 34 seconds
Episode 61: "Celebrity Fight Club"
We're back again! Hopefully for good this time. TMT KOJ and Mayowa return to the greatest podcast made by 3 Yoruba guys in their late 20's. We have fun discussing celebrity fights, Villain origin stories and life.
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6/9/2021 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 35 seconds
Episode 60: "In 2017, my Uber driver lied to me for 25 mins straight"
On this episode, we ride with KOJ in his 2017 Uber on the way to the club. KOJ's driver shares a 5-star story.
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1/12/2021 • 21 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 59: "TMT Is A BAD Person"
Back2Back Submaroach? It's not Christmas but it sure as hell feels like it.
P.S There's A LOT of unnecessary singing on this episode. Sorry!
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11/17/2020 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 35 seconds
Episode 58: "Everybody Gonna Catch This Accountability"
The Boys are back and they discuss Nigeria, Nigerian Music, Nigerian Grandparents, and some other one Nigeria related topics.
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11/12/2020 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 32 seconds
Scammarine & A Love (Run It Up)
Love Scams because Love is a Scam #DontLeaveMe
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8/5/2020 • 2 minutes, 42 seconds
Episode 57: Director Of Cum(s)
MAYOWA IS BACK and his NEW JOB is NASTY!! Get into this new episode where the boys throw it back with the original cast!! We talk OnlyFans, HushPuppi, Nigeria, and some other stuff!! Enjoy
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7/12/2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 11 seconds
"Broke Up W/ Naija"
NEW SUBMARINE AND A ROACH MUSIC:
BROKE UP WITH NAIJA
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6/26/2020 • 3 minutes, 15 seconds
Episode 56: "The Racism In Madonna's Kitchen" ft @Tabiyonce
Today's episode touches on social justice and the we get to experience the lads through a different lens as guest Tabiyonce asks KOJ and TMT a couple questions. Enjoy!!
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6/21/2020 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 55: "Ma, You Fine! But Your #WipeItDown Is Off Beat"
TMT raps and sings, KOJ does spoken word. The range, THE RANGE!!! On this episode the guys tell stories about dishonesty.
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5/27/2020 • 48 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 54: "BURNA BOY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"
BURNA IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. WATCH OUT FOR THE BABY GIANT BUJU.
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4/5/2020 • 54 minutes, 39 seconds
In These Times V
This was supposed to be a test run ... but vibes mahn!
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3/26/2020 • 19 minutes, 32 seconds
"In These Times IV"
Social distancing as friends
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3/20/2020 • 33 minutes, 17 seconds
Penis Punish. Penance?
Digging into archives cos delays are bound to happen #InTheseTimes
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3/19/2020 • 12 minutes, 23 seconds
"In These Times III"
Bring the "From Home", keep the "Work"!
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3/18/2020 • 12 minutes, 50 seconds
"In These Times II"
Work from home day 2
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3/17/2020 • 13 minutes, 16 seconds
"In These Times"
A new dawn
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3/16/2020 • 9 minutes, 38 seconds
Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread"
Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread" by Submarine And A Roach
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12/9/2019 • 1 hour, 29 seconds
Episode 52: "I Like Fucking And My Bitches Call Me Fucker"
What starts off as a timeline interaction, turns into a phone call and then an episode of the podcast. Listen to TMT and KOJ talk about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time, in this artistic expression of comedic rambling. Haha! How full of shit was that description? Enjoy friends!
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7/30/2019 • 57 minutes, 35 seconds
Episode 51: "Your waist? Cutie"
Episode 51 features guest co-host, Lami from the Wheel It Podcast. On this episode, we discuss music, Love Island and male-to-male compliments. Lol. Enjoy!
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7/8/2019 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 50: "One Thing I Will Not Be Purchasing On Al Gore's Internet is Dick Drugs"
For episode 50, we have an OG Submaroach episode with just TMT and KOJ. The lads discuss LOADS(wink) of things including; the United Kingdom and it's mediocre society (SHOTS!), parenting, TMT's tinder escapades and ways to avoid nutting early, and a couple other things. Indulge!
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5/24/2019 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 49: "Igbo Women Don't Drink Beer, They Drink Stout"
On this episode, we follow up on Elizabeth Holmes and she inspires a conversation on some big Nigerian scams. We also discuss slavery, KOJ mentions being taught about the pros and cons of masturbation in JS2 Integrated Science and TMT pushes an Igbo woman agenda.
Please pay close attention to the time marks: 7:32 & 52:23. Now tweet at TMT and call him a liar.
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4/23/2019 • 1 hour, 40 seconds
Episode 48: "Jungle Fever & Other Racist Stories"
On this episode, KOJ joins Mayowa in self-employment and the boys delve into some more wyt people content, specifically wyt women. They also discuss Burna Boy's Sway interview and pay their respects to Nipsey Hussle. Enjoy!
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4/16/2019 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 47: "Martin Luther KOJ" ft. Exclusive Music from AYLØ
On this Episode KOJ reveals he intends to be the next MLK Jr. and shares his reasons. Mayowa fires his staff for not reading a book, talk about becoming the boss you hate. And TMT reveals to the world the dangers of beating your meat without tender love and care.
ALSO we have a Submarine and Roach Music Exclusive: Alive and Breathing by AYLØ
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3/27/2019 • 44 minutes, 27 seconds
EPisode 46: "Clean Mayowa vs Dirty TMT"
Shit was talked, talked was shat. TMT is a dirty boy, Mayowa is a clean boy and KOJ pretends to be wholesome. The boys discuss Tribes, The Nigerian Elections, R. Kelly, Tristan Thompson, and "cheating".
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3/5/2019 • 1 hour, 5 seconds
Episode 45: "Knock It Off"
Episode 45 of the podcast features Tomi (TMT's nemesis), but this time it's more love than war. The lads recap their Christmas rendezvous, discuss Godly and ungodly sex in the Nigerian marital home and come to the conclusion that being in your child's life is to the detriment of your swags.
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1/7/2019 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds
Episode 44: "The Person That Stole BOJ's Loud Listens To This Podcast"
Peak Submarine and A Roach, this episode is full of random banter. Listen to the lads give their takes on the whereabouts of BOJ's loud, YahooYahoo, bad habits, and some other other shit. Mayowa also tries his hardest to get shot and eventually attempts to pin the snitching on KOJ.
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11/26/2018 • 59 minutes, 13 seconds
Episode 42: "Does Your Job Involve Choking On Spit?"
On this episode, we discuss:
Nigeria, Davido's NYSC experience, and some random ass shit (No surprise).
Also, Senator Bingo dies in hospital from his gunshot injury (R.I.P).
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9/5/2018 • 54 minutes, 24 seconds
Submaroach To Go: "Electrified"
Senator Bingo & Senator Wayne are refused entry into the Senate and stupidity ensues.
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8/15/2018 • 3 minutes, 37 seconds
Episode 41: "Don't Bite The Back That Backs You"
Still on their Hollywood steez and realizing acting isn't beans, the boys follow-up last week's episode with another sketch. They also discuss some Pop Culture and share tips on how millennials can raise kids on a budget.
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8/8/2018 • 45 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 40: "Coffin For Two"
Welcome back! The boys have gone Hollywood and picked up voice acting careers! On this episode, ancestry is traced, cancel culture is discussed and you receive tips on gentlemen you should never brawl with.
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8/1/2018 • 44 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 39: "I'm Never Going To Be Bored Again"
You will never hear another submaroach episode like this again. Bunch of nasty niggas, smh. Don't listen to this shit, bye!
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5/16/2018 • 49 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 38: "Your Wife Is Very Delicious"
Sexing Neighbors, Drake, Kanye West, North Korea, these are a few of our talking points. Mayowa's back on the podcast this week too, enjoy!
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5/9/2018 • 55 minutes, 25 seconds
Episode 37: "Schlong Talk, Short Episode"
On this episode, TMT & KOJ catch up and discuss how Buhari's comments have been justified by WizKid. They also speculate over WizKid's seemingly nonchalant approach to international commitments, give their opinions on the DAZED list and they also really want to know how to look fly on the cheap in Lagos!!
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5/4/2018 • 39 minutes, 49 seconds
Episode 36: "Learn The Game, Lad"
On this episode, the guys share a couple funny stories. TMT talks about the joys of clubbing with female friends, KOJ recounts a woke-ish experience and the guys discuss whether or not it is possible to separate individuals from their jobs/positions they hold. As usual, there's a lot of random yarns!! Enjoy.
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3/20/2018 • 1 hour, 11 seconds
Episode 35: "We've Got Bananas, Avocados and Cameroon"
How should best friends navigate falling in love with the same person? Love doctor TMT takes the podcast to school on avoiding sticky situations. KOJ seeks clarity on his strange dreams, Mayowa has a hot date and we stay ignant on our African facts. #Oops!
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3/7/2018 • 53 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 34: "Who Am I?" - Toke Makinwa
On this episode, Mayowa rejoins the crew as they explore Nigerian literature, inspired by Toke Makinwa and the contemporary art/fashion scene in Nigeria. KOJ explains why he wears glasses sometimes and TMT shares his New Year (February) resolutions.
Don't be alarmed, KOJ isn't deaf. We faced a ton of difficulties recording this episode.
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2/28/2018 • 41 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 33: "Marry a Yoruba Woman from a Good Home That We Respect"
TMT and Koj catch up on the podcast after not recording for over a month. Banter, banter, cocaine and some pop culture! Enjoy.
Alsooo listen out for this week's $100 ASOS giveaway.
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2/21/2018 • 58 minutes, 12 seconds
Episode 32: "My Butthole Has Been On Fire Lately"
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Back to Back guest hosts and once again, our guest attempts to flame TMT. Tomi is in the house and he joins the gang as they discuss buttholes, how they spent Christmas and a bunch of other stuff.
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1/7/2018 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 10 seconds
Episode 31: "Obviously Something Kind of Obvious"
It's been a minute and we couldn't see out 2017 without wishing our fam a Merry Christmas. On this episode TMT & KOJ are joined by guest co-host Mide, and they discuss random google searches, concerts in Lagos and a whole lot more. KOJ gives a super convincing take on "cheating" being excusable when you're depressed, Mide tells us about how she creeped Rihanna out and TMT explains to us why we should beware of Trojan condoms.
Happy holidays guys and love always! #Submaroach
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12/24/2017 • 54 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 30: "An Invitation To Treat Is Not An Offer"
TMT gives an epic speech and KOJ can't pronounce Sagittarius. This episode we continue the Hollywood discussion on a personal level and talk about a whole lot of nothing. Enjoy!
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11/15/2017 • 50 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 29: "Niggas Rhyme Fresh L w/ FreshL, Amazing!"
The boys are back on their bullshit! TMT is back from holiday, KOJ is no longer ashy and Mayowa is getting his money up for his Xmas P. The topics on this episode range from women to hip-hop, Hollywood's scariest Halloween and a whole lot more. In the words of Jigga: WHAT YOU WANT US TO DO? WE SORRY, WE BACK!
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11/4/2017 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 14 seconds
EPISODE 28: "You Got Groupies Ma Nigga?" (ft. @Fasina28)
Fasina is in the house! And he joins TMT & Koj as they discuss culture shock, the realness behind his music and paying your dues as an artist vs. paying your way through.
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10/3/2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 33 seconds
EPISODE 27: "For Ajebutters, By Ajebutters" ft. @odunsitheengine
KOJ & TMT are joined by Odunsi and they discuss the relationship between Nigeria and Ghana. Odunsi sheds light on the importance of having a filter in the Nigerian Entertainment Industry and Mr Eazi, our favorite reoccurring character after Dino Melaye comes up. The guys also compare the first generation of Nigerian pop artists to the "new wave" and end up on Odunsi's Top 5 Nigerian producers.
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9/26/2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 16 seconds
EPISODE 26: "Mr. Eazi vs Cultural Appropriation"
We back, we back! And we're pushing the #TalkYourShit agenda. The boys share their opinions on the Loose Talk episode with M.I Abaga, they also have questions for his stylist (Simi's stylist too). They discuss poorly executed shit talking and can't talk about "talking your shit" without referencing Mr. Eazi and his takes.
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9/12/2017 • 1 hour, 6 seconds
KOJ is 19 & Over
Rock with KOJ as he listens to Yinka Bernie's new project "19 & Over". Enjoy!
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9/9/2017 • 36 minutes, 51 seconds
EPISODE 25: "Ghetto Heaven, Gentrified Heaven"
What's your preferred post-death scenario? The boys talk about the after-life and KOJ shares a story idea that inspired the week's theme. The conversation drifts to sex education and TMT discusses the implications of making jokes at the expense of others.
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8/16/2017 • 58 minutes, 19 seconds
EPISODE 24: “WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE”
Today's episode includes A LOT of snitching, as one of the boys reveals his true character. We go on to discuss entitlement amongst creatives and how certain movements appear to be more For The Currency than For The Culture. The discussion takes an unexpected turn as the lads delve into race relations and paranoia sets in ... WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE.
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8/3/2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 10 seconds
EPISODE 23: "FELA COULDN'T SING FOR SHIT, DAWG" (ft. @SChubbz)
Episode 23 features Seni, Editor-in-Chief of The Native Magazine and we discuss everything from music, to journalism in Nigeria and (a lack of) activism in the Afrobeats scene. Additionally, we talk about the longevity of the "New Age Cats" (e.g. Santi, Nonso & Odunsi) and whether or not artists should run commentary on the industry.
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8/1/2017 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 23 seconds
EPISODE 22: "If You've Had A Child For Me, Fuck Off"
Tmt, Koj & Mayowa discuss Mr. Robert Sylvester Kelly and whether or not to separate problematic artists from their art. It's also been an eventful week, as Tmt & Mayowa both got into different car accidents at the same spot, on the same day. Additionally, they touch on Blackness and the need to be hyper-successful; and Koj calls Tmt out on his name dropping antcis.
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7/24/2017 • 58 minutes, 39 seconds
EPISODE 21: "Did You Bring Your Dick Out?"
TMT's oldest friend Jibs is this episode's guest. The guys talk about the competitive nature of education in Nigeria and lengths people would go to top their class. KOJ gives self-defense tips, TMT lets out his inner Yoruba boy with an H-factor slip and Mayowa tries and fails to whisper. As per usual pop-culture is discussed and the guys give their take on #LagosBigBoy!
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7/3/2017 • 56 minutes, 4 seconds
EPISODE 20: "Better Call TMT"
Do people actually change? On this episode, the guys discuss whether or not human beings can turn new leaves. TMT talks about how he constantly gets stolen from and the thrills of being a 6'6 street fighter. As per usual, they run commentary on the Nigerian music scene and share their (not so) different takes. Also if you're looking for tips on how to launder money, TMT Goodman has some advice for you. Enjoy!
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6/28/2017 • 1 hour, 3 seconds
KOJ's Virtuoso Experience
On this really short episode, KOJ breaks down his track by track experience listening to Genio Bambino's new project titled "Virtuoso". Listen, share and let KOJ know if you wanna rock with him on some more projects. Tweet KOJ at @Subma_Roach.
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5/30/2017 • 23 minutes, 34 seconds
EPISODE 19: "KOJ The Friendly Ghost"
Do you guys even read these descriptions? Tweet #SubmaroachYesWeDo if we should bother continuing with these things. Bumboclaat! Jk! On this episode, KOJ seeks advice from the two worst people possible and the guys discuss whether or not everyone deserves an equal vote, as well as white people culture.
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5/24/2017 • 56 minutes, 49 seconds
EPISODE 18: "Court Mama Fetish"
Uhmmmm... this episode is kind of weird. We talk about Mike Pence and his creepy love for horses, as well as his similarities to Emmanuel Macron. Mayowa tells us about his fetish for newly divorced women with kids, aka his Lil' Court Mama Fetish. KOJ sheds light on the "great" work Nigerians are doing in the diaspora and TMT raises awareness on how farts are probably destroying the earth. Enjoy?? Ha!
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5/16/2017 • 58 minutes, 27 seconds
EPISODE 17: "Creeps and Blood"
On this episode, we discuss Burna Boy and his Brixton roots; WizKid and his new sound; The machine that is Davido; and the ethics of photography. Enjoy!
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5/9/2017 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 6 seconds
EPISODE 16: "Sizwe Banzi is ... HIV positive? and other Contraceptive Stories"
Episode 3 features Phones, one of Tmt's best friends. Tmt talks about his holiday in South Africa and the opportunity cost of being a party animal, KOJ talks about infertility phobia and Phones opens up about getting fingered by corruption. They cover, women, love, sex, children, marriage, divorce and some more.
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4/24/2017 • 55 minutes, 34 seconds
EPISODE 15: "Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Is The Douchiest Of Them All?"
On the second episode of the new season, the boys realize there's a little douchebag in all of us BUT there's only one King Douche and his name is TMT. They also reveal the Holy Trinity of Abusive Men and sell the greatness of the motherland, to our African American brothers and sisters trying to make the move back home.
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4/13/2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes
EPISODE 14: "Podcast? Nah, Retirement Plan"
The boys are back for Season Two!! And this time it's no longer a game, Koj is trying to quit his day job and he's trying to convince Tmt to do the same. Join the boys on their journey to liberation. It's lit!
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4/6/2017 • 50 minutes, 50 seconds
EPISODE 13: "SEASON FINALE"
On the final episode of Season 1, we run commentary on happenings in Nigeria and let y'all know the direction for the Second Season. It's been so much fun doing this and we cannot thank you guys enough for listening. Love always and look out for more from Submarine And A Roach!
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10/19/2016 • 18 minutes, 37 seconds
Episode 12: "F.R.I.E.N.D.S"
Real friends? How many of 'em? This week the boys are joined by Mayowa and they discuss friendships.
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10/5/2016 • 56 minutes, 30 seconds
Episode 11: "Mark Zuckerberg has land in Banana Island".
This week the guys touch on everything. Personal Ls, National Ls, L-izabeth Holmes, Nigerian Music and a whole lot more. KOJ literally has a life changing moment on-air and TMT spills international secrets. Honestly if anything happens to us, the CIA did it. Special shoutout to Keksi for the Woke-spiration.
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9/22/2016 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 4 seconds
Episode 10: "Fashunz"
The boys and their guests (Lola and Phones) talk about their personal style as well as Fashun Trendz in Gidi. We also briefly discuss the Ethiopian Olympic Swimmer at the beginning but that's neither here nor there.
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9/5/2016 • 56 minutes, 40 seconds
Episode 9: "Queue Jumping Pie"
Tmt & Koj talk about marriage and the different types of spouses to stay away from.
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8/4/2016 • 40 minutes, 48 seconds
Episode 8: "We Call Them Pies Now".
The sibling rivalry episode with Koj's brother, Keksi also features a brief discussion on "casual misogyny" and other things. Lmao
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7/17/2016 • 57 minutes, 39 seconds
Episode 7: "My Girlfriend's Braid"
Tmt, Koj and their guests (Walter & Dare) talk about their Nigerian Police experiences. The guys also ask Dare about his upcoming movie "Ojukokoro" and shout out to Young Underground Creatives in Nigeria.
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7/5/2016 • 56 minutes, 41 seconds
Episode 6: "We Just Gist, Basically" (ft. @WJGBPodcast)
On this episode featuring WJGB, Koj, Tmt & the girls gist and share Customer Service experiences in Nigeria.
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6/27/2016 • 53 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 5: "M.I, Aki & Pawpaw"
Koj, Tmt & their guest Emperor run through a list of classic Nigerian albums and discuss Nigerian music in general. #WhoIsBlackMelon??
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6/14/2016 • 43 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 4: "Pray Before Sin"
THE BOYS ARE BACK!! And really sorry for the loooong break (They really are, even though they don't exactly say it in the episode). This week they take on RELIGION!
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6/7/2016 • 47 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 3: "Open Day"
On this Episode Tmt & Koj discuss the ups and downs of attending the School of Hard Knocks a.k.a Nigeria High.
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5/15/2016 • 54 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 2: "Mad Food: Fury road"
Get your notepads out! On this culinary themed (well loosely themed)episode your friends and hosts talk about food..........and randomly mention M.I (the rapper) twice. Also Koj forgets to shout-out stuff......or at least thinks he does
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5/2/2016 • 42 minutes, 5 seconds
Episode 1: "It's Good Ex-ercise"
On the first episode of the podcast TMT and Kojo introduce Submarine And A Roach to the public and discuss their very first topic, Exes.
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