Right! Turn this up nice and loud in front of the rellies on Christmas Day! We hope you all have a wonderful day - thank you for all your support this year. Stay safe and see you in 2024 xxx See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've rolled into the last episode (well almost last) of the year and nothing says Merry Gaymas like a scandal in the Senate. We have truly loved having your earholes this year, thank you for being the most wonderful Gayters xxxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have Brad and Matty finally reached boiling point? A new celeb is on OnlyFans - but as we've learnt, the subscription fee probably won't be worth it... Are their unwritten rules about what you should watch on a plane? And Christmas ornaments  - we warn you of the dangers of using them, um, not on a Christmas tree.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Facebook community groups really expose allllll the neighbourly behaviour right? Have you heard about the cat killer? Brad tries to get his head around the teen slang words of 2023 and please bear with us. Plus, Chris with an absolute CLANGER of an airport security story.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Despite putting NOTHING in the Google Doc this week, Brad kicks us off with an absolute yarn about his snoring. Pockets fills us in on his new job, and what he's promised his husband next year. Chris has an update on our groundwork to bring back the sexy fireman calendar. Plus, one of our Mums has been listening to the poddy, and has some thoughts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We can absolutely guarantee you that no matter what we talked about today, it went to places not suitable for anywhere. That means, get the kids out of the car, don't play it at work, just keep it away from everyone. NOTHING IS SAFE!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We help Brad through his feelings after Sunday's Rugby World Cup loss - and yes, it involves a rousing Kumbaya rendition. We remember Matthew Perry after the sad news of his passing this week. Chris tells us a truly wild story about someone meeting their partner's parents. Matty explains why those trees in your street smell like jizz. And what would we be arrested for?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back after last week's record fail - we should never be left to our own devices. Halloween's just around the corner, but Brad's not sure. It's also almost time for Christmas! How do we feel about THAT?! Chris and Brad thirst over Troye Sivan. And Matty ponders whether the grass is always actually greener.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We learn the Eiffel Tower has a different meaning... The President of the United States has family members who aren't afraid to well, show their members... Matty nearly burnt down a house with cheese and Chris shat himself at Movie World. Thanks for coming!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad is giving off duck shooting vibes and Matty is here for it. Matty is also at a loss to figure out what he is supposed to do as a Godparent. And, Matty ran out of petrol. On the motorway. Brad and Brodie spent most of the podcast taking the piss out of Matty. Thanks for coming.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Producer Jody steps in (her name is actually Brodie and if you'd forgotten why we are where we are with this there's a recap this episode lol), while Brad is away, and asks the boys if there's a gay version of the Roman Empire trend. We get an update from Michelle about how the meeting with her son's BF went! We're all up and in and around Celebrity Treasure Island and Traitors... And there's a new meaning to Daddy Long Legs and it's not scary...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get all the tea from the big MISBEHAVIOUR party the boys were at at the weekend! Brad was sad about the All Blacks but Matty has some advice to cheer him up and it's to do with Downton Abbey. Imagine meeting your partner's family for the first time at a funeral... And we stage an intervention because Matty is going too far on Breakfast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys dissect the Games Night Pockets hosted. There's a wild story about teenagers identifying as animals - WAIT for the ending! Chris has been sucked in by Instagram marketing to make a very expensive purchase. Brad gives us an update on what's happening to homophobes in Brazil. And Pockets unexpectedly talks rugby.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris brings Craft Beer to the podcast this week and it doesn't go down well. The crew reminisce about the days of lip sync performances as teens. We learn about how open relationships can be bad for single people. Plus, why does whey protein always come in a GIANT container?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is away so producer Jodes steps in and discusses her new sex toy. Chris did not give off plumber vibes when he tried to buy a new kitchen tap. Do you wave at people who have the same car as you? And we bring back dabbing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad is away this week and we miss him dearly! We've pushed the WAGs episode out until he's back. A full rundown of the quiz nights that took place in the past week with one even getting semi-violent. We froth with delight over Nelly Furtado's glorious comeback. And Chris thinks he's got really lazy, but Matty trumps him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing is as it seems anymore as we hear the proposal at Lizzo is fake!! We show our age by reminiscing on the days of mass photo uploads from our digital cameras. Brad goes in HARD to defend Palmerston North after the Spanish Football team left because it was too boring... And Military Mut... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Potholes turn into cumbums and that's only the first five minutes... Is common sense not actually common sense? The decision is made that the WAGs will do an episode. Brad provides a stellar Barbie movie review.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apologies if the first part of your listening experience is the boys just frothing over boys...they are THIRSTY this week! Chris owes Brad an apology... And Matty makes a toilet lid confession but we stand in solidarity with him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There is MUCH more to Matty's story about going to a nude beach in Europe. Have you ever forgotten to pay for dinner? Or in Brad's case intentionally forgotten to pay for dinner? Or have you fallen asleep at a wedding? Plus best you believe the TV Guide is back, and perhaps one of the most punishing live "what are you" quizzes you'll ever hear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is back from EUROPE and best you believe he has some stories to tell... Brad had some Black Hearts at the Grey Lynn RSC and paid for it... Chris went to Indiana Jones and yeah well someone had sex at the movies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The wonderful Julian Sewell is back with us this week! Brad's had a car crash. Chris has a report on every TV show imaginable (he's in his winter era). Julian does a very good Samantha Jones. And the discussion around Kelis and Bill Murray is just as much of a hot mess as the relationship...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have the wonderful Julian Sewell with us as guest host today (he is VERY funny, VERY delightful and has just under half a million followers on TikTok!!). What kind of toothpaste/toothbrush operator are you? A game of f*ck, marry, kill. And we learn that blue balls is a thing in vulvas too (Producer Jody didn't even know this).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is not here but you best believe we take the piss out of his Euro Honeymoon (because jealous). Producer Jody is here to learn about butt plugs, otters and twinks and cumgutters (it's a really educational episode). Brad and Chris discuss how they'd go in for a first kiss. This one really is quite out the, well, gate.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris is coming in hot from Europe and Pockets is just days away from heading that way so it's all travel wanker stories...wink wink nudge nudge. Brad had a monumental slow cooker cock-up. The boys discuss circumcision and actually it's a really bloody interesting chat that perhaps we don't do that often?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's just Pockets and Brad and the sexual tension is palpable. But they manage to push it aside and discuss daytime soaps - think Coro, Days of our Lives, Emmerdale etc (after their Marvel warning last week?). Pockets has an update on the GayBnB he's staying at with his husband on his honeymoon and it will leave you wanting more...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are absolutely on one tonight - thought we might have to break them up! Brad brings a new meaning to fanny hair. Chris gets a slow cooker and spices and rubs for his birthday and HOW OLD IS HE? Matty slams the Prime Minister for wearing a Barkers suit to the Coronation.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty is down the line, crossing live from Queenstown where he went to a wedding on a MONDAY. Plus, he and Ryan have been thinking about little mates... Chris has the BEST new marketing for Handee Towels. Brad is paying the ultimate price for wearing a flannelette shirt. And be woke people, be woke.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Matty and Chris living down the road from each other we're wondering if it's going to become like Melrose Place... Is coffee in bed a love language? Cos these boys certainly think so. Chris visits Bunnings AGAIN and hits the toilets twice. Our beloved Brad shares some honest feelings and reminds us how important it is to talk when we're not ok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty and his pals cause a scene at a BYO... The boys are trying to jump on TikTok trends and well yeah you'll hear the rest... Are their specific roles in your relationship? And, our very first listener question!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discover there are people in this world who don't like hot cross buns...and it's tearing relationships apart. Matty gets into competitive walking but cannot beat Bob. Brad gets called out for using the thumbs up emoji.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a really insightful chat with Sarah-Michelle Hansen-Vaeau about the weekend's events and how to better understand trans rights, and how to be an ally. A scandalous dick pic has rocked the podcast this week. Lance Savali has joined OnlyFans and we're not mad about it. Matty doesn't know what a DoBro is, and is contemplating going on a cruise.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad went to a 21st and you best believe there were yardies... Chris went to a 1st birthday party and there were definitely no yardies, just baking lol. Someone on the podcast has committed a crime. And Matty gets his big tongue and big lips confused.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys open the show with a discussion about cat piss so I guess you can tell how the rest is going to go... They discuss the good old days operating with business cards. You best believe there's another role play today - and it's at Bunnings. And they clearly haven't played Keno in a while...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gang is all back together and you best believe our Celebrity Treasure Island winner Matty has some things to share about his amazing adventure! Did you guys do hermies at uni?  Plus, a stunning Grindr roleplay.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is away but boy are we excited to see how he goes in the final of Celebrity Treasure Island tonight! Chris and Brad geek out over the Census, then dissect the happenings of Mardi Gras in Sydney. Oh yeah, then there's chats about broken dicks and lube.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will the boys produce a podcast while the boss is adventuring. Chris is nervous after a sex dream about one of his podcast co-hosts.. Pockets is taking advantage of motel amenities and the boys play a wee game of Fuck, Marry, Kill.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The lads reminisce about their 21sts and then realise how times have changed... Matty slams the performance of a pregnant woman...(ok we're being dramatic for the headline lol). And more reminiscing about the Titanic and how the film is 25 goddamn years old.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're beaming in from all corners today - and it's a busy show! We learn a little bit more about gaymers (yes, gaymers).  Jason Momoa has been mingling in all the right places. There's a bunch of Kiwis on a cruise ship we are QUITE intrigued by! And we talk mayors and we promise it ain't anything to do with Wayne Brown.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A really lovely chat about what it means to the boys that the first out, gay All Black Campbell Johnstone has shared his story. And, what it means for so many people out there who have the right celebrate being whoever they are! What a way to welcome in Pride Month!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back in town! We have the most glorious debrief about Matty and Ryan's stunning wedding, including some extra tea you wouldn't have heard about! Brad went to a nude beach but kept his clothes on. And have we lost Chris to Wim Hof???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing would quite say Christmas than an Out the Gayte special episode you can play in front of all the family while you're opening all your presents! The boys get each other presents and there are some hilarious results! Merry Christmas everyone, thank you for all your wonderful support this year, it means the world to us. Have a wonderful break and we'll see you in 2023!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We couldn't send Matty away for the last (well, maybe last hehe) podcast of the year without a surprise stag do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Christmas just around the corner, Chris is really excelling with his dinner menu. The boys have a brainstorm over what the Uranus Probe should be called and you can imagine where that goes. Matty babysat three kids at the weekend and provides a full report.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you have ONE best friend? Dolly Parton is on TikTok and the boys are here for it. Have you done anything worse than stealing a Christmas ham at your work Christmas party? And Matty has a SEXY AF update from his night with the Men of Steel...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad reveals he's a Twilight fan... Matty has Covid but best you believe he had the best surprise Hen's party ever before he went down! Chris and partner Matt go NZ Herald official...  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad insists Wagon Wheel is played at Matty's wedding Chris makes it to his partner's family group chat. And be careful what you buy on TradeMe...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is anyone still actually rocking a ringtone - or are we all on silent? Matty is so inspired by the Black Ferns he thinks he's ready to be a "rugga-head". Chris is down the line today but provides a very special movie review as promised! Brad is still having a heart attack about all the SPORTS. And there's a brilliant story about Hilary Barry and her wild ways...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys remember their school reports and there are some unsurprising similarities. Matty is spending too much time on his phone - the hour count is wild! Brad's absolutely fizzing over all the sport that's on at the moment. Chris gives the lads an early Christmas present they'll never forget...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What could possibly go wrong with FIVE gays in a room talking about porn?? We have the wonderful Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson with us to talk about their new series, Chris and Eli’s Porn Revolution. It's absolutely fascinating and is on The Spinoff from 7 November. This episode is brilliantly chaotic and fabulous - it will really set you off on your day and give you LOTS to think about!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is back so the band is back together! Gosh there is a BIT ON this week. From fingering, to fainting, to questioning whether our hobbies are actually hobbies, to getting hard in the bath. You're welcome...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pockets is still away but Brodie is here to lower the tone. Chris had a lovely holiday, but also nearly died. And, he finally got his marketplace fridge. Brad reveals something interesting he stole after a one night stand. But hey, we've all committed minor theft at the end of the day...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys get a surprise gift and it does not disappoint! Chris discovers something he loves but his partner doesn't. Brad is agonising over a gift for his significant other. And hot meat buffets...how bloody good!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

LOTS happening this week...including Brad and a toolbelt... Chris is after a garage fridge and has resorted to Facebook Marketplace. Airdrop is being used for more than just sharing photos with your mates. And Matty was doing a "Nordic hinge" and it resulted in his most embarrassing gym session EVER. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Strap yourselves in...because Matty delivers the ULTIMATE stitch up and it's hilarious! Is the bush back? Is Harry Styles Queerbaiting? BIG SHOW!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's away and it would be fair to say the wheels are well and truly off (Executive Producer Brodie chimes in and that's possibly the issue). Chris has put his back out and that'll teach you to exercise... Brad got ghosted while eating a bagel and he's not impressed. And jizzy necklaces, coming to a jewellery shop near you.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad's back and he's got some BIG news. Chris got a medal for being a supportive boyfriend and we are here for it! Matty's found his new kink and it's chopping wood... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad is still away but sent a voice memo and you can hear how many days he hasn't slept. Thoughts and prayers pal! Matty doubles down on The Wiggles being one of the best concerts he's ever been to. Chris gets some unwanted visitors but learns they are important for democracy! And the new dick on the net has got people talking...who is it?!?!?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have the wonderful Arrun Soma with us as a guest host while our amazing Brad is in Canada! Arrun shares his absolutely beautiful surrogacy story - pack your tissues. Matty shares the most awkward wedding RSVP story. Chris gets HAMMERED with his BF's dad on bourbon and thoughts and prayers. And, school reunions: yes or no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty tells us all about meeting Dame Emma Thompson - and we marvel at her latest co-star's *ahem* bits. Proud Festy-Pest Brad regales us with tales of festivals gone by after watching the new Woodstock '99 doco. We're educated on the politics of group photos on social media by Chris. Plus we get to share more unpopular opinions - including some out the gate offerings from our Gaytors!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're so sorry to any kids who have inadvertently been listening to the poddy. Chris tells us about an unfortunate incident on a Zoom call, and shares some of your fails. A celeb crush has slid into Matty's DMs. How high is too high to receive a Grindr message? Brad has some thoughts on the Many Sea Eagles debacle. And we recap episode one of RuPaul's Drag Race.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boy, did we get some feedback on our Blockbuster back rooms chat from last week - some of it involving one of our partners! Chris took your Wellington recommendations and ran with them, but the trip ended in a very awkward situation. Matty's been doing a deep dive into Ken (as in Barbie and Ken) and there's something a little...fruity...about him. Plus we have a beautiful listener question this week about love vs lust which leaves the boys feeling all warm inside, even if Brad doesn't want to admit it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After talking about feeling old last week, Chris had a surprise when trying to buy booze at the supermarket. Disney Gay Matty has had a late in life sexual awakening re-watching an old classic. And Brad regales the team with a tale about some questionable manscaping.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's feeling too old to go to gigs. Brad got called old at the Vape Shop. And Chris is ranting about car parks like an old person. WHAT IS HAPPENING?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad teaches us a new term for gay men. Chris realises he was the only man doing a particular thing at the Warriors game, but also discovered his fellow hosts do not do this either... What's your go-to first message on Tinder? And best get yourself to Golden Fingers...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad makes a shocking admission he's not a fan of Beyonce. Matty watched Thor and is now obsessed with Chris Hemsworth's peach (welcome to the club Matty). Chris discusses "the ick". And we do go serious to discuss the extremely disturbing news in America after Roe v Wade was overturned, and how horrific that is for women's rights. And also, what will be next?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's beaming in from Western Australia and had one of those classic breaches of airplane etiquette he's quietly fuming about. The boys dive into a discussion around transgender sports participation and why having empathy is extremely important. What hell on earth fu*kery is going on at Bethlehem College? And the importance of our first Matariki Public Holiday.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our beloved Brad is away but the smut does NOT wane! The boys discuss sitting down to pee in times of need. Also, how appallingly the Sydney Morning Herald behaved around the coming out of Rebel Wilson. Some little shit told Matty he needs Botox and his Mum has some thoughts about this. Sexual positions (brace yourselves). And Matty takes his relationship to a level we weren't prepared for. Enjoy! XSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mom (aka Brodie) is away so has no idea what's in this episode as she writes the blurb hungover from Rarotonga but she has no doubt it's an absolute ripper. XSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a lot to unpack, so come unpack it with us! xxxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The nickname is decided! There's a lot of discussion around Cha-chas and micks. Brad has been busy with New Zealand Rugby to promote inclusiveness and diversity in rugby which is just fantastic. The boys talk about what Pink Shirt Day means to them. Plus, THAT Jesse Williams photo leak...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The lads do their first unboxing live and it does NOT disappoint.  Haircuts: ever had one? (LOLOLOL) Matty's nickname takes a turn... And there's some romancing in the mix too!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys dissect Dancing with the Stars and how amazing Eli + Jonny have been - we are going to miss them so much! Plenty of goss from Chris' work do... We're all in the running for the 2023 Busy Olympics. Matty wants a nickname, and reveals what happened to his pet lamb...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Huge news with Brad's puss getting her new name and, a new house! Matty is firing on all cylinders after a week in Iso with Covid, and has an alarming UberEats bill. Chris has an EPIC idea for a Reality TV Show! This episode is proudly brought to you by Swysh - the exciting, personalised video experience you can get directly sent to you from your very own Kiwi sporting hero. Say it with Swysh this Mother’s Day. Go to Heyswysh.com and get 10% off – use the code MUM10See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many hot cross buns did you eat over Easter and did you get stuck in traffic? Can you still like Harry Potter given J.K. Rowling's stance towards transgender people? Chris had something really shit happen to him. Brad has a new mate in his life and he needs your help Gayters!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tonight we go everywhere. From Hot Cross Bun preferences, to an absolute PEARLER of an idea for Matty's stag do, then the boys have a really lovely chat about surrogacy. We then go back to Easter and road trip rules, some hot Formula One intel, and by then we're two glasses of red deep so we call it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty talks about feeling the pressure of John Campbell leaving Breakfast but Brad and Chris have some great pearls of wisdom. Turns out Brad is the most fashionable out of all of them thanks to Crocs being a big feature at the Grammys. Chris reveals something he does every time he goes to Bunnings...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We address THAT slap at the Oscars. But Chris has found some other award ceremony that sounds WAY more interesting anyway. Matty painted his nails and washed his hair. Brad helped his Mum get Instagram, and WE may have our most famous Instagram follower yet... *apologies for Chris sounding a bit like he's sitting on the toilet in Antarctica for this one*See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's turned into a petrol head... Brad does this delightful thing where he talks passionately about the GIB shortage here in Aotearoa and then we dive into his love language. Chris recently became an Uncle for the first time and discovered what the must-have items are for babies. Fair to say his targeted ads have changed a bit...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's beaming in from home because Ryan's got the Covid! Chris has been dabbling in Hot Cross Buns already. Brad thinks there are more blades of grass than strands of hair in the world. There's an interesting discussion around massage *cough* etiquette. And Brad tells a wild story about the Tongariro Crossing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Great to have you back! Matty made a fool of himself at a Gen Z party. It's been a big week for Brad dealing with his angry shoulders. Chris has been diving into his neighbour's bins after dark. And will Matty be inspired by Brad and get a pedicure this week?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Covid, weddings, flaccid dicks on the TV, the struggles of buying a house, Carlos Spencer, skincare regimes and Feijoa Pineapple Lumps. We leave no stone unturned here at Out the Gayte. It's great to be here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Strap yourselves in and be prepared for heaps of chuckling, rofl-ing and lol-ing (do people even use them anymore? Who cares!).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.