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Nobody's Listening, Right?

English, Cultural, 1 season, 101 episodes, 4 days, 3 hours, 6 minutes
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For the sake of their relationship, podcast veterans Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen are back on the mics for weekly chats about whatever's on their minds Feel free to eavesdrop but no pressure! They’re operating under the assumption that not a single soul out there is listening.
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101 - Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned

The Ann Taylor of France, skirt suits, Elizabeth’s first Hollywood job, would you rather have a kid raver or a kid of Christ, Andy’s big head, describing to an FBI sketch artist, creepy confessionals, and Jesus take the wheel.…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:24 Sezane vs Anne Taylor 07:24 Was Ann Taylor Real? 10:35 Hangin With Leo 15:21 Big Head 28:32 Trenchcoat 32:01 Raves vs Church
1/31/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 17 seconds
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100 - Cat Addict

100th episode, Elizabeth saved a life, tossed out her oxy, will she not be there to pluck Andy’s crazy ear hair, a real deep dive into leap years, getting their cat Ramona hooked on the good stuff, and why/when Andy changed his name!…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? This week's partner is AG1! Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:46 Rattled 18:11 Dopesick 24:48 Ear Hair Drama 30:51 Leap Year Quandary 38:04 It's Episode 100 39:15 Cat Addict
1/24/202455 minutes, 38 seconds
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99 - A Can Of Fire Bye Bye

Elizabeth finds cans of Fire Bye Bye, somebody gets caught cheating, sports cultures are examined, and 90s music is celebrated…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:25 Fire Bye Bye 07:21 Prepping For Greatness 11:21 3.1 GPA Family 14:53 Cheaters 27:09 Sports Cultures 29:16 Breast Feeding Zone Out 34:57 UCSB Coincidence 42:23 Sports Culture Pt. 2 43:29 Smokin On The Job 45:38 DMB 4EVA 48:48 New Year Adjustments
1/17/202457 minutes, 27 seconds
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98 - Midlife Crisis Red Flags

The clear night stars, a sticker sign from beyond, Eckhart Tolle getting dragged into it, the Shark Tank family, generic petroleum jelly, waste management, and a brewing midlife crisis… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? **This week's partners** Thanks HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/nlrfree and use code: nlrfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:32 Ojai Valley Inn Love 03:12 2024 Begins 04:10 It's All In The Stars 11:01 A Seabee Sign 16:37 Vaseline Is Supreme 25:38 Shark Tank Families 40:47 Kid's Therapy in 30 Years 41:46 Wonka 47:07 Near Death Experiences 51:14 So Much Waste Management
1/10/202457 minutes, 4 seconds
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97 - In The Womb!

End of year anxiety, things being too good, fearing the worst, running into an ex, you could’ve had a different mommy, and what is womb… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:42 It's 2024 09:52 Metabolism 15:23 The Worry 19:30 The Other Shoe Dropping 39:32 Bumping Into An Ex 53:36 Womb & Uterus Education 01:05:29 New Year's Resolutions
1/3/20241 hour, 8 minutes, 41 seconds
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96 - Happy New Year, Nobodies and Somebodies!

Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Waldo, dream Christmas gifts, and finally, a huge THANK YOU to everyone of you who listened, commented, shared and supported us! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:00 Great Feet! Great Hands? 12:56 She's A Needy Cook 23:25 Soup's On 25:24 A Challenge 27:01 Morning Sickness Update 32:04 Where's Waldo 38:20 Dream Christmas Gifts
12/27/202349 minutes, 56 seconds
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95 - Covid Felled Us

Feeling low in illness, Andy’s poor bathroom choice, losing ones taste, disordered eating getting triggered, the jaw-hips connection, swearing since starting a podcast, and first time getting drunk tales…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1--> Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Support on Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 05:46 We Have Covid 09:40 Alie Ward - Ologies 14:09 Cricket Abuse 20:00 Loss Of Taste 24:04 Now Would Be The Time 25:27 Jaw Hip Connection 31:42 The Lows When You're Sick 35:41 Mom's Swearing Since The Pod 40:03 No Beer Bong For Andy 41:33 First Time Drunk
12/20/202354 minutes, 23 seconds
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94 - Emergency Room Epiphanies

Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, early morning instagram humiliations, titty twisters, bygone pranks, and mutual confessionals… its all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Grab a new toothbrush / shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch:  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:02 Name That Bear 04:24 Selective Confidence 12:01 Instagram Phone Calls 17:37 Emergency Room Epiphanies 40:40 Do We Taste Good To Animals 46:14 Titty Twisters 49:18 Salad Spinner 50:41 Cat Poop Update 53:28 Irish Trash Can
12/13/202357 minutes, 3 seconds
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93- Delusional Bears

Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal glands, the Bearsy harassment needs to stop, the first people to discover fire, bad words aren’t really bad, how social norms might change, and what we can all learn from Sister Wives… it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1--> Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Support via Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:12 Tiddy Bear 16:20 Cat-astrophe 31:43 Ruby's Dog Ashes 35:08 Bearsy Bear 44:52 Fire Is So F-ing Amazing 47:14 Augmented Reality 57:23 Bad Words
12/6/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 55 seconds
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92 - A Ripple On Ocean

Accents, Malts as a science incentive, high school scandals, having been groomed, The cult of Mother God, questioning beliefs, fake news, Momfluencers, thankful for our listeners, and cross contamination for vegetarians... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:52 Tipsy  Accents 03:35 Science Class Malts 05:05 Teachers 24:21 Qanon Therapist 33:59 Online Literacy 35:54 Momfluencer 39:46 Love Has Won 46:35 A Ripple On Ocean 49:40 Manscaping 55:17 Boxer Briefs 58:27 Thanksgiving
11/29/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 13 seconds
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91 - Mall Justice

Soulmates, Twin Flames documentaries, cults and how not to join ‘em, a mall dog justice showdown, setting boundaries, parenting big feelings and how the fart corner devolved into mayhem... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1Go to http://drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:45 That Tracks 03:57 Twin Flames Universe Documentary 17:57 Why Are You Smiling? 31:49 Mall Poop 42:50 Setting Boundaries 45:15 Being Defensive 49:00 The Toot Corner 53:56 The Fart Heard Around The World
11/22/20231 hour, 10 seconds
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90 - Short Kings

A notable interaction at checkout, the enthusiasm for projects waning, Andy’s car lease corner, Cosmo robot update, seeing Andy’s ex on tv, identifying with a stature that’s not accurate, and loving being completely average… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 06:39 Shop Your Closet 07:39 Ketchup Doc Update 08:59 Roland TR-6S 15:24 Checkout Line Dilemma 24:48 Citizen App 29:06 Social Media Comments 39:48 Cozmo Robot Update 44:24 Baccarat Rouge 540 update 46:34 Family Feud 50:19 Short Kings
11/15/202358 minutes, 20 seconds
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89 - Is Shoplifting Sexy?

Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’s spinach artichoke dip journey, a meaningful wedding, gratitude abounds, sitting to pee, standing to wipe, and inspiration from adaptive skateboarders… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:10 The Perfect Crime 07:37 Donut Confidence 17:36 Sexy Shoplifting Rules 21:55 Spinach Artichoke Dip 34:34 A Magical Wedding 44:10 Ketubah Signing 49:02 Sitzpinkler 52:11 Stand Up Wipers 56:38 Adaptive Skateboarding
11/8/202358 minutes, 39 seconds
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88 - Generic Brand Snobbery

Generic brand snobbery, picking noses, orthodontia, careers with high rates of mental illness, how to put on a bra, female crash test dummies, and the new show obsession for Andy and Elizabeth - Naked Attraction… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:18 Unconventional Oven Temps 02:16 Nose Pick'n 07:40 Quirks 08:22 Generic vs. Brand Name 16:01 Orthodontics 34:36 A Pencil Mystery 39:41 Bra Update 42:20 Female Crash Test Dummies 47:42 Naked Attraction
11/1/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 22 seconds
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87 - A New Uniform

Dealing with rejection, the balance of support in a marriage, a Five Guys love affair, Andy’s old caffeine journal, obsession with body ailments, it’s not all in your head, Elizabeth’s extremely delicious and extremely long nacho recipe. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Grab the new MERCH at:  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:45 New Merch 05:30 Are Uniforms The Way?  11:56 Sister Sizes 15:49 The Bug Catcher  18:17 A Tough Week  26:16 Going Back In Time  35:38 A Private Journal Entry  53:29 The Best Nachos
10/25/20231 hour, 55 seconds
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86 - A Big Revelation

Big Bra news, How one towels off, Andy’s roommate hijinks in New York, whether or not Elizabeth and Andy are garbage eaters, Why won’t Elizabeth at least try a food Andy knows she will like, and a cricket! Extra Credit Survey http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=FyIJpRe1hswX&ver=standard   Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  00:19 An Alien Message  02:40 Elizabeth The Gullible Skeptic  09:14 Memories  15:38 A Bra Size Revelation  28:15 Million Dollar Bra Idea  33:16 Toweling Off  36:11 Roommate Hijinks 40:05 Animalitos!  41:11 Making That Bath Mat Work  43:17 Food Woes 
10/18/202358 minutes, 23 seconds
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85 - Pickles Pickles Pickles

A big cemetery landscaping update, the importance of learning a trade, the pickle man, YouTube saviorism, the double edged sword of tipping, and some important questions courtesy of the best Starbucks in Los Angeles… we cover all of this and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Extra Credit Survey: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=FyIJpRe1hswX&ver=standard Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  02:42 Andy Called The Cemetery  16:48 The Pickle Business  30:04 Bartending School  34:20 Products Come, Products Go  38:21 Time Marches On  42:40 Apple Weather Rage  44:56 Elizabeth's Essence   49:40 Youtube Saviorism  1:01:23 Tipping  1:07:46 The Best Starbucks Ever 
10/11/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 59 seconds
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84 - Safe Sex Smokers

Safe Sex, Goth kids, Andy’s high school nickname, Elizabeth’s acceptance of Aliens, the dual sides of technology, the WGA strike coming to an end, how to set your kids up for success in alcohol and drug use… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  04:04 Safe Sex Conversations  05:55 Thinking About Condoms  07:33 Chlamydia Corrections?  08:58 Sex & Cigarette Smokers  23:29 Alien Encounters  40:14 Writers Strike Is Over!  43:54 More Safe Sex Talk  53:50 Don't Do Drugs 
10/4/202356 minutes, 44 seconds
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83 - Tennis The Menace

Is Tennis a menace?  This week’s EP kicks off with an alarming health/tennis revelation followed by: aliens and nordic blondes, climate change solutions, expensive groceries, place settings for pimples, healthy modeling communication for kids, Michelin star origins, and micro cars as a drinking loophole. Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  04:04 MRIs Are Scary  11:06 Tennis The Menace  15:48 The Grenade Story  22:10 Nordic Blonde Aliens  26:49 God's Flying Saucer  30:00 Elizabeth Is A Hero  36:56 Playful Conflict Resolution  47:23 We Take Pills The Same Way  49:02 Detergent Is Locked Up  52:57 Singapore Car Tax  54:35 Michelin Star Origins  56:43 French Micro Cars 
9/27/202359 minutes, 48 seconds
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82 - What is Codependency?

Old timey smells, a new tennis era, why Elizabeth can’t join a council, codependent relationships, chaos with passion, how not to get sucked into a cult and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  00:57 People Know Lewis and Clark  06:28 Prison Love  08:13 Dirty Bits  09:35 Super Gonorrhea  11:32 Vaginas and Petticoats  15:27 A Mechanical Pencil Gesture  18:10 Tennis!  22:21 Caffeine Headache  25:14 Neighborhood Council  31:07 Thick Skin  35:23 Are We Codependent?  46:18 Death Nail or Knell  1:01:33 Everybody Likes A Scavenger Hunt
9/20/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 50 seconds
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81 - Serious Cemetery Questions

A trip to St. Louis, deep thoughts about existentialism and cemetery landscaping, a claustrophobic trip up The Arch, conflicted feelings about history, getting stoned at a wedding and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  02:19 We Are All Nobodies  04:07 Entrepreneurs vs Visionaries  13:49 The Power In Saying No  15:29 Bellefontaine Cemetery in St. Louis  18:51 Legacy Seems So Silly  20:45 Serious Cemetery Questions 27:55 Lewis & Clark 29:32 The St. Louis Arch  30:52 Lewis & Clark Lovers?  40:02 St. Louis Arch Part 2  47:25 Wedding Time!  48:48 Wedding Pool Jumper
9/13/202358 minutes, 54 seconds
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80 - Cue The Tears

Sanitation update, what Andy’s vivid dream meant, which reddit thread made Elizabeth cry, Andy’s life dream should Elizabeth perish, backseat driving, the mormon influencer Andy gets Elizabeth to be on board with, and what’s the deal with grey hair down there… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  03:16 Livestream September 9th  07:05 How To Become a Life Coach  09:35 The Perfect Poop Plate Update  12:28 What Does Andy's Dream Mean?  17:18 Ooh This Is Interesting!  20:35 Cue The Tears  25:15 Widower Mudd'n  30:47 Backseat Driving  36:12 Mormon Influencers  51:01 Grey Hairs
9/6/202354 minutes, 56 seconds
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79 - Grossest Episode Ever

Existential career crisis, is blue balls a myth, the world’s grossest trash can experience, why don’t we see a lot of dead squirrels, ways to dispose of a body, and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  03:25 Writers Strike Update  07:19 Throwing Ropes 11:17 Hanging The Christmas Garland  18:29 Squeamish Surgery 25:44 Extreme Jigsaw Puzzling 27:27 Post Blue Balls Burrito 29:34 Let's Talk About Maggots 39:05 Body Disposal 43:58 Where Are The Dead Squirrels?
8/30/202353 minutes, 9 seconds
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78 - Crossword Puzzle Rules

A new Crossword puzzle passion and beef, Elizabeth’s leftovers catastrophe, a wedding dance floor moment that gave Elizabeth goosebumps, adjusting Andy's ADHD medication and how his ADHD diagnosis has changed their lives - All that and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  05:43 Hurricane Hilary  07:04 Crush'n on Stephanie  10:21 Time To Beef  13:48 A Vuori Thanks Would Be Nice  16:22 How To Ruin Leftovers  17:28 Blue Balls Line In The Sand  24:41 Disaster Energy In The Air  29:49 Crossword Puzzle Rules  39:49 British Wedding Magic  44:58 ADHD Struggles   53:54 Caffeine Addiction
8/23/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 12 seconds
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77 - Alien Flesh Of Some Sort

Deli platter debacles, a BIG VIP moment for Elizabeth, UFOs, Ketchup questions and more on this week's episode of Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  00:41 Why Do Doctors Flush Dog Poop  05:42 Family Meals Are Tough  07:46 Deli Platters  22:23 Hollywood Networking  25:27 Bagger Blindness  29:31 Body Image Podcasts  30:28 Congress UFO Hearings  34:37 Alien Biologics  36:05 Does Trump Know About The UFOs 48:25 Good Signs vs Bad Signs  56:45 Who Likes Hunts Ketchup? 
8/16/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 12 seconds
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76 - Body Positivity

Elizabeth takes a French Class, a marital fight resolved, an attempt to debunk intermittent fasting, and seeking a peaceful body image - all on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  02:55 Elizabeth Goes To French Class  07:54 The Workbook Felt Incredible   20:56 Elizabeth Tells A Joke At French Class  26:50 I Just Thought This Would Fun  28:36 Body Image Struggles   29:31 Intermittent Fasting 
8/9/202352 minutes, 40 seconds
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75 - Are Billionaires Bad?

Andy has a new dream job at a supermarket, public surveillance, Elizabeth’s seasonal cocktail plan, Men peeing off decks, the ethics of billionaire-ism, financial disparity in St. Louis and more on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright   00:00 Intro  02:05 What Happened To TWA Airlines?  07:24 Unethical Billionaires   11:01 Covid Hit The House  14:44 Aperol Spritz Summer  23:51 Andy's Dream Job  37:41 Peeing Off The Deck  46:51 Is It OK To Kiss Your Ex On The Cheek?  50:12 Sex With Your Ex  54:19 Wealth Conundrums 
8/2/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 4 seconds
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74 - Getting Spied On In College

Elizabeth's college roommate's secret term paper about her athletic deficiencies, Andy's belly button sensitivity, last night's Paramore concert, and Andy attempts to put Elizabeth's fear of flying at ease before her cross country flight and FAILS BIGTIME. Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  00:45 Runners Envy 01:23 A Secret Term Paper About Elizabeth 17:27 Andy's Belly Button Situation 25:56 The Paramore Concert Ruled! 35:46 Is Kindness Cool Now? 40:38 Scared Of Flying Part 56 46:47 Airlines Ranked
7/26/202354 minutes, 39 seconds
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73 - Is Chick-Fil-A Going To Hell?

Chik Fil-A, naps, electric toothbrushes, medium well steak, and a beautiful Cinnabon reconciliation are discussed in-depth by married couple Elizabeth and Andy.  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:34 Is Chick-fil-A going to hell? 07:58 Elizabeth is pro Sabbath 17:42 Donut Men vs Donut Women 20:59 Gen X'rs and Millennials 26:05 Kids Chore Advice / Swiffer Butt 30:36 Suri Toothbrush Review 41:41 How do you like your steak? 49:17 A Cinnabon Reconciliation
7/19/202356 minutes, 7 seconds
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72 - A Real Mood Shift

Shameful childhood moments, a linguistic dilemma, the Mandela effect, and first jobs. It’s a miracle Andy manages to turn Elizabeth's grumpy grimace into a smile.  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:21 Is Anybody Listening? 06:29 Cold Urticaria 10:17 Dilemma vs. Dilemna 17:25 A Shameful Memory 34:18 Survivor 39:25 The Sweetest Thing Ever 43:56 How To Fold A Paper Towel 49:44 One Last Dumb Thing
7/12/202352 minutes, 50 seconds
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71 - A Magical Message!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a bathroom-based ethical dilemma, how your behavior can make its mark unbeknownst to you, and then Elizabeth shares an incredible story involving this very podcast!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 02:15 An Ethical Bathroom Dilemma 12:56 Hand Under Shorts Incident 30:35 Smelling Gross Things 36:29 A Magical Moment
7/5/202353 minutes, 50 seconds
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70 - Are We Real?

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their experience with a bird cam, a docu-series that has really left them reeling, a different show that has a tres bon place in their hearts, and whether or not Andy is actually a real person or a figment of Elizabeth's disturbed imagination!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 02:28 Hummingbird Update 08:02 Bird On Bird Violence 15:36 The Curious Case Of Natalia Grace 24:29 Viral Video Update 29:02 Hallelujah 32:21 L'Agence - The French Agency 43:09 Is Andy Real? 57:25 Rage and Rip 01:02:19 Baccarat Rouge 540
6/28/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 8 seconds
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69 - Am I The A-Hole?

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his VIP status at a favorite restaurant, the new little friend in their lives that is bringing so much joy, whether "nice gestures" count if there are notable perks received, and lastly an update on Elizabeth's favorite perfume! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 05:09 VIP Restaurant Status 20:02 Brownie The Hummingbird 30:53 Is Andy The A-Hole? 48:21 Perfume Update
6/21/202354 minutes, 15 seconds
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68 - Cast Iron Gate

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how religious dogma shaped her teenage experiences, do a confessional role play, and talk about their viral cast iron skillet cleaning video plus what restaurant experiences recently delighted Andy! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:18 Is Anybody Listening? 04:43 Boyfriends 12:24 Do You Really Go To Hell? 14:11 Is This How Confession Works? 30:22 We Went Viral 54:56 Joyful Waitstaff! 58:11 I Don't Know What To Do With My Eyes 01:03:42 A Woman Who Doesn't Feel Pain
6/14/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 6 seconds
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67 - A Fork In The Road

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her life in PT and without coffee, Andy's recent experience almost getting scammed, Otis's birth from his perspective, the emotional journey that is Ikea! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:30 Is Anybody Listening? 01:23 Quitin' Coffee Ain't Fun 04:42 Pelvic Floor Therapy Update 24:14 Labor Stories 32:01 How To Handle A Scammer 37:55 Elizabeth's Not Built For Ikea 50:11 Peanuts In The Shell Out Of The Shell
6/7/202357 minutes, 58 seconds
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66 - Car Note Update!

Andy updates Elizabeth on the infamous car note, as well as a dip into health corner before discussing Andy's sex circadian rhythm and Elizabeth's new journey to becoming a crotchety old gal!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:50 It's RAY-O's! 03:57 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat 540 update 13:04 The Car Note... an update! 17:47 Elizabeth's Health Corner 29:33 Andy's Handy's 32:59 Andy's Cycle 38:06 Andy's Health Corner 47:43 Cast Iron Care 49:32 A Crotchety Old Gal
5/31/202358 minutes, 13 seconds
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65 - Knock On Wood!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss finding the right scent, the status of a former flame, what recipe of Elizabeth's is causing tension at home and why two nightmares have rattled Andy! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 03:11 Cast Iron Skillet Talk 14:00 She smelled so good! 28:17 Don't Come Around Here Anymore 39:16 Lemon Bar Spirit 47:16 Bad Dreams
5/24/202359 minutes, 21 seconds
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64 - Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent devious behavior, why she thinks wedding dances are tough, what they want to be called as grandparents and warning: they instate a temporary lift on the poop ban! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:31 Is Anybody Listening? 04:27 We Swore We Wouldn't Watch It 09:30 Wedding Dance? No Thanks! 10:46 A Confession 31:13 Seriously Wedding Dances Are 50:32 Bathroom Race To The Sink 51:26 The Poop Ban Is Lifted
5/17/202358 minutes, 25 seconds
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63 - A Brick Wall

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a wild new physical twist, an also wild section for kids in a Paris family travel book, and a demoralizing moment in Elizabeth's life that might be for good reason afterall!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:40 Is Anybody Listening? 03:09 Tetris Affair 10:44 Health Corner 28:36 Family Guide To Paris 44:49 What is the point?
5/10/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 31 seconds
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62 - Plaid Couch Heaven!

Elizabeth and Andy, on their NEW PLAID COUCH!! discuss their favorite Florida memories as well as why Andy is water - averse, whether kids today have too much agency in life choices and what incident on the mountain has made Elizabeth a conflict sniper!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:23 The Plaid Couch 08:23 Diamond Joe Ghost 24:58 Florida Time 39:30 Water Trauma 50:14 Anxiety At The Meat Counter 55:02 Sucker Punch Mountain
5/3/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 38 seconds
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61 - Space Sex

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what the brilliant minds at Nasa are certainly already looking into, what beautiful vehicle recently caught Elizabeth's eye, what heirloom Andy has been right about all along and what dessert Elizabeth hasn't had! Apologies to all Viktors!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:16 Tampon Quiz 04:21 Space Sex 06:21 Sally Ride 19:52 Car Lease Tips 22:27 A Nice Caddy! 27:51 The Sterling 825 31:30 Anticipatory Joy 41:48 Heirlooms 47:11 Affogato Avocado
4/26/202355 minutes, 28 seconds
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60 - Window Knock

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what got Elizabeth's blood boiling at school drop off, what business Andy is convinced Elizabeth should start to get her on shark tank, and what the pink tax is all about?  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 04:09 My Blood Is Boiling 28:24 Parking Lot Duolingo 32:53 Birthday At The Mall 40:45 And then we went to Costco 53:47 Nobody's Listening Right Pads 59:38 She Will Have The Tortilla Soup 01:02:32 How Do Cramps Work? 01:05:07 Shark Tank 01:12:23 Crazy New York Apartments
4/19/20231 hour, 18 minutes, 50 seconds
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59 - Happy Birthday Andy!

On this week of Andy Rosen's birth, he and Elizabeth discuss his favorite topic - farts, as well as a new tracking app he's thinking about getting, whether or not bacteria have souls, and how Elizabeth is trying to re-route her thoughts about flying! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:59 Coast To Coast Cinnamon Toast 05:21 They Did It On New Years, Not Christmas 07:41 Hard Things 08:26 Okay Periods 11:15 Mittelschmerz 18:53 Party Down Season 3 20:45 Some Fart Facts 28:00 Whole Brain Living 32:12 Do Plants Have Feelings? 35:12 We Are Feelings Creatures That Think 55:47 Happy Birthday Andy!  
4/12/202356 minutes, 19 seconds
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58 - Most Popular Birthday

Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's recent lesson in trusting the process, how unnerving AI can be, why Elizabeth's birthday discovery made her feel connected to her parents in a weird way, a major saltines update, and which comfort foods Andy turns to when sick! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 04:53 It's A Small World 06:42 Trust The Process 19:06 Ofelia K Chaos Cave 20:56 So Why Am I An 30:31 AI Is Scary 39:43 The Most Common Birthday In The World 53:53 Burnt Saltines 55:46 Cinnamon Toast
4/5/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 3 seconds
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57 - Notes On Nepo Babies

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a car-note update, birthday party etiquette, weird music industry parties and why nepotism recently bummed Elizabeth out, maybe for no reason!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:29 A Perfect Mix Between Mark and Jay 06:29 Keeping it Professional 12:27 Tetris Update 13:11 Note On The Car Update 25:10 A Stressful Piñata 37:47 The Music Industry 49:11 Can We Circle Back To Tetris 53:32 Snoop Dogg's Cousin
3/29/20231 hour, 1 minute, 52 seconds
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56 - Humble Pie

Elizabeth's eatin' it as she and Andy discuss their pronunciation debate, why girls aren't concerned about bumming around in their bathing suits and the OG argument that got them into couple's therapy! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 09:21 Wannabe Party Crashers 19:22 Bad Butt Day 38:39 The Biggest Fight We Ever Had
3/22/202349 minutes, 59 seconds
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55 - A Syndruhm Syndrome

Elizabeth and Andy get real in today's episode about a tricky relationship dynamic, Andy gives an update on his childhood memory/mystery and then they discuss their banishment during a recent anniversary trip! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:19 Steakhouse Syndrome 24:42 Memory Land 26:22 The House Across The Street 36:15 Ojai Trip 42:18 The Difference Between Us 52:32 Dessert Squid Game 55:21 A Sign
3/15/202358 minutes, 14 seconds
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54 - She Needs That Serotonin Hit!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent obsession/addiction, plus a discussion about fears of flying, and the very strange request Elizabeth made at a party! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:54 House Update 04:00 Let's Talk About Addiction 27:44 Health Corner 28:29 Plane Crash Corner 43:25 I Wish You Did My Hair More 49:28 Wrap Up  
3/8/202350 minutes, 44 seconds
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53 - That Gut Feeling

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their relationship to drunken nights by the toilet, Andy has an update about his childhood mystery and then they discuss how to gauge whether or not that voice telling you something is dangerous is a legit gut feeling or just your fear brain kicking in! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:46 Patreon Update 02:31 The Pukes 04:58 Wisdom Teeth Nightmare 11:21 I Got A Schatzki's Ring 14:23 Jansporting 17:41 Intuition 20:31 The Volcano: Rescue From Whakaari 26:01 A Wild Flight To Georgia 28:58 Whole Brain Living 31:27 More Volcano / Flight fear 35:27 House Across The Street update 43:49 Saying No 53:48 Sour Cream Vs Ranch 57:18 Krunchers Potato Chips
3/1/202359 minutes, 47 seconds
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52 - Poop On A Plate!

Elizabeth and Andy reuinte after some time apart to discuss what the appropriate time to microwave broccoli is, a childhood mystery, how not to approach dog poop, and Andy's new skyscraper endeavors!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:41 Review Ick 02:38 Traveling 04:08 O Magazine Is back? 10:27 Broccoli 14:05 Dog Poop On A Plate 20:10 The House Across The Street 36:05 Religion 43:14 Church Sky Scraper 53:45 Wrap up
2/22/202355 minutes, 39 seconds
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51 - I'm Better Than Daddy

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the wild tales of George Santos, what it means to fake it til you make it  and what went down during an intense family round of Mario Kart! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:14 Is Anybody Listening? 04:55 George Santos 17:21 Liar Liar 25:08 Anna & Bernie 32:11 Mario Kart 8 39:26 Good Night
2/15/202339 minutes, 49 seconds
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50 - Party Charm

Elizabeth and Andy discuss  Eckhart Tolle’s impressive crowd work, how a potential alien invasion might go down and what made them each uncomfortable at a party! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:38 Taking Down Eckhart Tolle 03:10 Heart Hands 05:47 Middle Aged Love Island 21:52 Gunther's Millions 30:07 Alien Update 35:40 BBQ Charm
2/8/202357 minutes, 37 seconds
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49 - Raya Just For Friends

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a months in the making plumber update from Elizabeth's "morning's morning", how Elizabeth resigned herself to a terrible fate, and why they are or are not going to be joining Raya!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
2/1/202358 minutes, 58 seconds
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48 - Rizz For The Win!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss running into therapists in the wild, their very fun dinner out with an annointed saint, what makes them happy, and why Elizabeth brought fur puppy into the Love Island convo! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
1/25/202357 minutes, 23 seconds
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47 - Taco Bell vs. Rite Aid

Elizabeth and Andy discuss some hard hitting questions such as how they would rank drug stores, how they'd rank fast food, and why Andy got into a bit of a pickle explaining hard drugs to his young child! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
1/18/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 16 seconds
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46 - Uniqlo Five Stars

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent experience at a retail conglomorate that left him feeling both guilty and satisfied, plus an update on the car note, health corner and how Pokemon has taken over their lives! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
1/11/202355 minutes, 47 seconds
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45 - Seeking Quiet Pleasures

Happy New Year! Elizabeth and Andy discuss removing ego from creativity, an update to note-gate 2022, and what weird accusations a half-asleep Elizabeth launched at Andy the other night! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
1/4/202358 minutes, 17 seconds
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44 - A Parking Mystery And A Happy New Year!

Andy and Elizabeth round out this holiday season with the tale of a note left on a windshield, a neighborhood mystery, a health update, and a non-apology reenactment. Enjoy! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
12/28/20221 hour, 19 minutes, 29 seconds
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43 - Happiest Holidays To You!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their hangover holiday party tour, why her face is looking a bit different, and how the wonderful somebodies/nobodies out there are changing their health for the better! Happy Holidays! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
12/21/202249 minutes, 30 seconds
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42 - Cause Of Death

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the madness of youtubers, how Bearsy might change the world and a health update for Elizabeth! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
12/14/202249 minutes, 27 seconds
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41 - All The Small Things

Elizabeth attempts to explain string theory to Andy before he explains why Blink-182 was right about aliens all along. They then discuss each other's texting habits and why beans have changed the game in their home! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
12/7/20221 hour, 1 minute, 45 seconds
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40 - How To Wow Aliens

Post Thanksgiving, Elizabeth and Andy discuss how their holiday went, how they're introducing the important lessons of addiction to their kids, and what man-made thing would wow extra-terrestrials!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
11/30/202247 minutes, 45 seconds
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39 - We're Sorry Jürgen!

Elizabeth and Andy reveal her most embarrassing darket secret thoughts that NO ONE should know about as well as a momfluencer update, a list of things to be grateful for and why on earth it took Andy so long to say I Love You for the first time!  Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright
11/23/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 29 seconds
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38 - Your Own Version Of The Dream

Elizabeth and Andy discuss an update on last week's porn thoughts, an oversized and undersized reaction regarding burnt milk and an instagram account that has Elizabeth feeling big feels! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
11/16/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 31 seconds
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37 - Tracking Gone Wild

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the double edged sword of being able to track each other, their complicated thoughts on porn-viewing and how nice it is to meet someone who is truly living their best life!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
11/9/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 33 seconds
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36 - Fear Of Flying

Elizabeth and Andy discuss St. Monica's theory about Elizabeth's pool table incident, why Elizabeth's fear of flying is becoming a problem and what made them leave a concert Andy said is one of the top three of his life!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
11/2/202251 minutes, 40 seconds
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35 - A Crackle In The Air

Happy almost Halloween! Elizabeth and Andy discuss worst nightmares, pool ball trauma, and some spooky stuff for Hallow's Eve! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
10/26/202257 minutes, 5 seconds
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34 - Time Travel Corroborated

Elizabeth and Andy discuss health updates, time travel, hobbies, and the glory that is Fall!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
10/19/202248 minutes, 15 seconds
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33 - Ripples In The Ocean

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their waffling feelings, a wild tik tok reveal about a relationship and how Elizabeth's walk was changed by a stray dog! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
10/12/202247 minutes, 38 seconds
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32 - A Religious Journey

Elizabeth and Andy give a plaid couch update before going on quite a ride regarding religion - from compassion and perspective to let's burn it all down!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
10/5/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 47 seconds
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31 - A Perfect Nose

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his new nose situation, how compulsive liars can live with themselves, and the division of labor in their family! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
9/28/202259 minutes
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30 - Dog Groomer Shenanigans

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent body ailments, the mystery of the death of The Beast, and what experience at the dog groomer left Andy scratching his head! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
9/21/202254 minutes, 23 seconds
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29 - Aura Jealousy

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent event at The Hollywood Bowl, they reminisce about the good old days at UCB New York and contemplate aura jealousy!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
9/14/202258 minutes, 58 seconds
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28 - Dead Fish

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent text snafu, his social etiquette sensitivities and an upsetting story from the lake! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
9/7/202255 minutes, 49 seconds
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27 - The Red Jacket

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the newly acquired article of clothing that has shaped her life experience, as well as how sexy their cat is, and what sort of future tech is going to change the world! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
8/31/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 55 seconds
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26 - Tickle Tickle?!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss liars in their pasts, and Andy's upsetting sleep walking habit - along with a colorful role play!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
8/24/202244 minutes, 3 seconds
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25 - Enthusiasm Galore

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent dentist adventures, the start of the schoolyear, and what makes Andy super enthusiastic!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
8/17/202256 minutes
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24 - School Crushes

Elizabeth and Andy discuss why Elizabeth's grade school crush wasn't reciprocated, what "flirting" really means, and why Andy's take on Elizabeth's birth control snafu really shook her!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
8/10/202243 minutes, 18 seconds
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23 - Hiking Surprise

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what went down on her recent hike that blew their minds, a nearly fatal error she nearly made several decades ago, and which spiritual advisor might be making the rounds in Elizabeth's fantasies!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
8/3/202252 minutes, 38 seconds
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22 - Pop 'N Lock Dreams

Elizabeth and Andy discuss complicated working from home situations, what they’d splurge on if they were ballin’, and why Elizabeth’s dance dreams might not be completely in the rearview mirror! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
7/27/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 50 seconds
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21 - Oh, Canada!

Andy starts this episode off by regaling Elizabeth with her favorite tales of his early twenties before they dive deeper into Elizabeth's sordid history with water damage, and contemplate the new images from space! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
7/20/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 37 seconds
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20 - The Universe Abides!

Elizabeth and Andy follow up on pie-gate, and give an update on Andy's ADHD journey. They also discuss a wild coincidence (or is it?) related to Love Island as well as other moments of the universe intervening. Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
7/13/20221 hour, 11 minutes, 5 seconds
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19 - Independence Day Buzz Kill

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the American patriotic subjects of religion, abortion rights, lottery playing, and their endeavor to brighten a reality show editor's day! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
7/6/202255 minutes
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18 - Post Vacay Come Down

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent vacation, botched friendship attempts, owning their truths and body image wins!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
6/29/202254 minutes, 1 second
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17 - A Nightmare And A Dream

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what a nightmare might mean, how this podcast is helping Andy find some answers and lastly, their upcoming family vacation they have very different attitudes about. (Elizabeth has set her expections too high; Andy has set his expectations at possibly drowning?)  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
6/22/20221 hour, 16 minutes, 35 seconds
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16 - What a mess!

Andy and Elizabeth discuss the "mess" update from their mountian plumber as well as a recent memory concern for Andy and the recent new addition to their home that has Elizabeth fuming! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
6/15/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 34 seconds
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15 - Let's Talk About Sex, Baby!

Elizabeth and Andy GO THERE, discussing frequency, fantasies, and basically all things sexxxxx!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
6/8/202249 minutes, 50 seconds
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14 - The Chair Lives On!

Elizabeth and Andy rant about guns, robots, and sidewalk chairs! Please don't sue us! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
6/1/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 25 seconds
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13 - A Morning's Morning!

Elizabeth and Andy dissect her tough day which began with a botched purchase of Marvin’s Amazing Pens, took a detour through plumbing town and ended with a discussion about The Staircase!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
5/25/202252 minutes, 35 seconds
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12 - Restaurant VIPs

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the joy they get from their delightful children as well as whose restaurant VIP status is more important, why The Staircase has changed the world, and how nothing is keeping Andy from his cookie dough ice cream!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
5/18/202253 minutes, 31 seconds
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11 - Reunion Download

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent 25th high school reunion, his feelings towards being the small fry back in the day, and how compassion can be summoned in unlikely ways and places! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
5/11/202253 minutes, 25 seconds
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10 - A Real Life Horror Show

Elizabeth and Andy discuss anxiety, what really matters in life, and majorly cringey tweets from the past. Andy also lives out his worst nightmare IN REAL TIME during this episode!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
5/4/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 8 seconds
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9 - The Weed Windfall

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how he unwittingly scored as a marijuana rookie, the role of religion and prayer in their lives and what recently made them laugh the hardest!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
4/27/202253 minutes, 58 seconds
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8 - Rage Against The Guy In Target

Andy and Elizabeth discuss his recent attempt to right an egregious wrong as well as a women's health update and an exclusive recording of their kids describing Elizabeth's hormonal outburst!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
4/20/202246 minutes, 53 seconds
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7 - You Just Need To Dance

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her old dancing stomping grounds, they discuss the pitfalls of acting classes, and also the most upsetting Amazon search results ever!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
4/13/20221 hour, 16 seconds
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6 - New Rug & Old Boobs

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the major new part of their lives, la RUG, as well as body insecurities and Elizabeth’s ongoing bra saga!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
4/6/202248 minutes, 28 seconds
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5 - Not For The Squeamish

Elizabeth and Andy talk about her recent trip to Canada, her "Carrie" moment, and some real gross bathrooms. Enjoy! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
3/30/202255 minutes, 3 seconds
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4 - Andy's Walmart-Pocalypse

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent end of the world moment Andy encountered, their feelings about Walmart, Elizabeth’s tap class and how to do small things for tiny good.  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
3/23/202251 minutes, 51 seconds
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3 - Role Play For Mall Walkers

Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's new "robe era", how they've massively classed up their beverage game this year, and a role play for the ages!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
3/17/202248 minutes, 39 seconds
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2 - A Doozy For Episode Two-zy!

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how they have a new view on chronic pain and spinal surgery and all the laundry/dishes the partner has to do during the aformentioned things.  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
3/16/202253 minutes, 4 seconds
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1 - Nobody's Listening, Right?

Elizabeth and Andy are back... but maybe for all the wrong reasons? They discuss why they're getting back in the saddle after four years away, the mega dream that has partially come true for them, an intense conversation Andy overheard on the slopes, and the disinformation vortex.  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright
3/15/202255 minutes, 57 seconds