Sharing bits my life so you can escape yours. ps, I will offend.
IS IT JOAN CLEAVER? I DON’T EVEN KNOW HER NAME
A totally impromptu convo about motherhood, saggy boobs and painters tape with my friend, Melanie Kate of @melanie.kate.homes
7/9/2020 • 40 minutes, 29 seconds
COUNT DOWN TO TEDI ROSE
A lot of baby talk, but also the usual snark and life updates along with my current obsessions and a surprise pop in from Tori Valentine. You’re welcome. Love you.
8/8/2019 • 26 minutes, 23 seconds
EMPATHY VS CONVICTION
A different take on empathy, pregnancy whining, travel, and this week’s obsessions: products, tv show, and favorite new podcast.
4/23/2019 • 27 minutes
SIT AND BE FIT (OR NOT)
I expose my sad state of fitness and we deep dive into the final episode of Seeking Sister Wife.
4/10/2019 • 55 minutes, 19 seconds
BACK IS THE NEW BLACK
Updates on life, pregnancy, work, tv...all the good stuff.
4/1/2019 • 59 minutes, 59 seconds
DALLAS ROADTRIPPIN
chit chat.
12/1/2018 • 38 minutes, 37 seconds
DIARY OF A NOT-SO SAHM - WRAP UP + SO MUCH MORE
I wrap up my week of staying at home while drinking Vanderpump Rosé and coughing. It’s a heart dump that gets deeper as the rosé kicked in. Love love love you.
11/19/2018 • 51 minutes, 24 seconds
DIARY OF A NOT-SO SAHM: DAY 1
Our nanny’s on vacation and I’m staying home with the girls this week (DOMESTIC GODDESS, duh.) No heat, un-brushed teeth and microwave macaroni. Dazzaaah day 1 for ya.
11/14/2018 • 31 minutes, 59 seconds
NYC BUZZCAST 2
Life changing moments, why Meaghan loves me, and 911. @meaghanbarsamian
9/11/2018 • 30 minutes, 38 seconds
NYC BUZZCAST 1
A little buzzed recap of a day in NYC with my bestie.
9/11/2018 • 34 minutes, 39 seconds
Episode 34: TEARS.
7/31/2018 • 24 minutes, 7 seconds
Episode 33: I’M OFFENSIVE
Just a little self reflection. Moving, instagram feedback, champagne problems, and no one understands me. Oh, and I shaved my head and we’re finally moving.
6/23/2018 • 21 minutes, 13 seconds
FLYING HIGH (part 1)
First day at Disney and first world complaining.
1/23/2018 • 6 minutes, 33 seconds
ANXIETY FOR X-MAS 🎁
What would NYE be without a little bitch sesh of my first world problems? Anxiety, family, alcohol, food and more anxiety. Happy New Year, y’all. Love you.
12/31/2017 • 22 minutes, 53 seconds
HOLIDAY FAT + OLD MEN LOVE ME
Thanksgiving wrap up, holiday fat, and old white men falling in love with me.
11/27/2017 • 13 minutes, 58 seconds
21/21 I DID IT!!!!
Thank you for tuning in and thank you for the amazing reviews. I’m honored you’d choose to listen to me carry on. I️ freaking love you. Day 21/21 personal podcast challenge. THE END. For a minute :)
11/7/2017 • 3 minutes, 51 seconds
20/21 DEAR MOMS WHO YELL:
How I️ stopped yelling at my girls. Day 20/21 personal podcast challenge. MMMMHHMMM.
11/6/2017 • 9 minutes, 58 seconds
19/21 EXHAUSTED
Tori’s birthday party was a success. I’m pooped. Day 19/21 personal podcast challenge. ZZzzz.
11/5/2017 • 55 seconds
18/21 PARTY PREP BABY
Tori Valentine’s 4th bday bash prep + the story behind her name. Day 18/21 personal podcast challenge. OHHHWEE.
11/4/2017 • 11 minutes, 5 seconds
CHASING LIONS
It’s all a game. And it’s so freaking fun. HOMEWORK: READ RICH DAD POOR DAD. Day 17/21 personal podcast challenge. BURN.
11/3/2017 • 11 minutes, 17 seconds
16/21 UNEXPECTED MOTIVATION
Short and sweet. The most inspiring people are the ones who are afraid and brave, all at the same time. Day 16/21 of my personal podcast challenge. BRAVO.
11/2/2017 • 3 minutes, 50 seconds
15/21 IT’S YOUR FAULT
Take responsibility and effing change. Love you. Day 15/21 personal podcast challenge. FIRE.
11/1/2017 • 9 minutes, 26 seconds
14/21 IT’S MR STEAL YOUR GIRL
You never know who’s paying attention. Be your best self, ALWAYS. Day 14/21 personal podcast challenge. BRUH.
10/31/2017 • 15 minutes, 11 seconds
13/21 GO STROS...or whatever
Shortest hello ever. Day 13/21 personal podcast challenge! Zzzzzz.
10/30/2017 • 1 minute, 33 seconds
12/21 THREE RING CIRCUS
Tori’s birthday and a car full of crazy. Day 12/21 personal podcast challenge. AHH!
10/29/2017 • 7 minutes, 26 seconds
11/21 PRESENT
PRESENT.
10/28/2017 • 1 minute, 49 seconds
10/21 I’M A BOSS
An impromptu look inside the playfulness of our team. Day 10/21 personal podcast challenge. WAZZAMMM. #blueminati
10/27/2017 • 12 minutes, 46 seconds
ME + TORI VALENTINE SUCHMA
This podcast is 🔥. ....okay, it’s just really freaking cute. Day 9/21 podcast challenge. YEZZZZ.
10/26/2017 • 10 minutes, 49 seconds
8/21 ICE CREAM LIES
A dramatic Tuesday morning full of lies and mom fits. Day 8/21 personal podcast challenge. YIPEE.
10/25/2017 • 17 minutes, 47 seconds
7/21 SELF INDULGENT HEART DUMP
Bloat, Invisalign and daily shaving. ENJOY! Day 7/21 personal podcast challenge! BOOM!
10/24/2017 • 15 minutes, 9 seconds
6/21 PUSHING THROUGH
Putting my ego to the side. Day 6/21 personal podcast challenge...whoop.
10/23/2017 • 7 minutes, 13 seconds
5/21 GRAND OPENING PARTAAAYYY
A car ride with Stevie Pie. 5/21 day personal podcast challenge. YEAH!
10/22/2017 • 3 minutes, 57 seconds
4/21 TORI’S BIG LIE
Today the tale of a contraband pen in the prison bus. 4/21 podcast challenge - YEAH BABY.
10/21/2017 • 11 minutes, 14 seconds
3/21 PODCAST CHALLENGE.
A RANT about boring moms. I will offend. Xo
10/20/2017 • 7 minutes, 8 seconds
2/21 LIONS EVERYWHERE
My adventure with Lacey today. Lions are taking over!! 2/21 of my podcast challenge.
10/19/2017 • 8 minutes, 52 seconds
21 DAY PODCAST CHALLENGE 1/21
Just freaking do it,right? Here’s day 1 of a 21 day personal challenge to myself to create podcasts every day. Today’s topic? Tattoo parlor gossip.
10/18/2017 • 7 minutes, 36 seconds
Resisting Happiness
A heart dump on why I'm a terrible receiver.
8/14/2017 • 13 minutes, 50 seconds
Entrepreneurship heart dump
Pouring out my heart on the way to a nail appointment. So much love and respect for everyone who's got a million pounds on their shoulders - you're not alone.
8/10/2017 • 15 minutes, 37 seconds
Sea World Survival Story
Whale tales and begging for IG followers (but I want you to want it).
8/9/2017 • 19 minutes, 23 seconds
If I weren't me I'd hate me.
Air B&B rant, Sea World is happening and I want to take myself on a date. Please don't hate me. 💁🏼
8/4/2017 • 11 minutes, 51 seconds
Jordan Syatt. He's a big deal.
Childhood fistfights, working like an immigrant, Diet Coke before lethal injection, sex > coffee, self efficacy, fitness myths, the sequined butt trend and good Jewish girls. 🔥 @syattfitness
8/4/2017 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 36 seconds
Sunday Surprises 🔥
Today: I hid from my kids in a closet, conducted my first on air interview with Tori Valentine, told a big fat secret, and had a call @MikeVacanti, who tells me that tech nerds love Ketosis. BOOM.
7/31/2017 • 31 minutes, 46 seconds
New to Audio, First week on Keto, and Losing IG followers
My very first shot at Anchor (spoiler: I'm in love). I talk about the new "diet" I'm testing out and losing Instagram followers in a flash. Yay for episode 1!