There is daytime socialism. And there is nighttime socialism. George Orwell narrates a long summer night in Barcelona where a friend and I pursue a very different, but not entirely different, dream than the one that falls to pieces in HOMAGE TO CATALONIA.   For the full 2.5 hour episode -- and over twice as many adventures as well as exclusive daily "smoke break" mini eps -- subscribe to the show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian   Please rate and review wherever you listen, and spread the word!

Addressing the "curse" of Alec Baldwin Derangement Syndrome.   For twice as many adventures plus regular bite-size "smoke breaks" and heads up on next live event, subscribe to the.show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Follow us on X/insga @filthyarmenian   Take moment to review and rate the show wherever you listen, it helps.

The Mormon has gone clean, but his newfound inner peace meets a challenge in our return to L.A.'s oldest purveyor of soup...   To follow the full twisted adventure, subscribe to the show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for over twice as many episodes.   Please rate and review the show wherever you listen, and follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian

On January 6, in front of packed house at the Adventurer's Club Los Angeles (est. 1921), we perform a surrogate rebirth of the spirit of Christmas.   With Richard Hanania, Jack Mason (The Perfume Nationalist), Ben Braddock, DJ Gum Arabic, and Santa Claus.   For the full 2.5 hour episode -- and twice as many adventures overall, plus regular bite size "smoke break" eps -- subscribe to the show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian   Please rate and review where you listen and spread the word!

Wanted. America. Dead or Alive. Glen Rockney of Rare Candy and The Back Wall joins me for a dance to the haunting tunes and portents of Martin Scorcese's THE LAST WALTZ (1978), a documentary classic about the historic final concert where The Band and friends staged several of the greatest rock performances of all time.   For the full 2.5 hour episode, subscribe to the show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian to get access to twice as many adventures and support this travel agency for the soul.   In memory of Robbie Robertson, Levon Helm, Rick Danko, Richard Manuel, Muddy Waters, Dr. John, Paul Butterfield, Pops Staples, Neil Young, Sonny Boy Williamson, and Ray Charles. In thankfulness to Garth Hudson, Van Morrison, Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, Mavis Staples, Joni Mitchell, Ringo, and all the other stars at Winterland.   Get your tickets to FAA presents WHITE CHRISTMAS at a hidden historic shrine to adventure in Los Angeles on January 6, a live show and festivity starring Amanda Milius, Richard Hanania, Santa and many other friends of the show.   Please rate, review, wherever you listen.    Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenain

F. Scott Fitzgerald died a few steps below Sunset as a broken man and cautionary symbol of what Hollywood can do to your talent and soul. But how true is that fable? Matthew Specktor -- author of Always Crashing in the Same Car: On Art, Crisis & Los Angeles, California and founding editor of the L.A. Review of Books -- joins me on a journey from Fitzgerald's Hayward Ave. apartment to the Westmount Drive home of mercurial screenwriter Carol Eastman, in search of secrets to the shadow stars who aren't so easy to step on.   For twice as many adventures, please support the show by becoming a patron at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Come to LA for our next live adventure and festivity on January 6 at a historic shrine to adventure hidden in the heart of the gold pole. FAA presents WHITE CHRISTMAS Tickets here.   If you like what you hear, please rate and review on your podcast app and spread the word to people you like.   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian

Bob, God, Hollywood and America: the rest of the rough and rowdy prophesy.   For twice as many adventures, including an upcoming episode on The Last Waltz and Volume One of this episode, please support the show by subscribing at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Come to LA for our next live adventure and festivity on January 6. FAA presents WHITE CHRISTMAS starring Amanda Milius, Richard Hanania, Santa, Ben Braddock, and surprise friends. Tickets here.   If you like what you hear, please rate and review on your podcast app and spread the word to people you like.   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian

Jumping off the Colorado Street Bridge -- which curves majestically over the Arroyo Secco, one of the driest rivers known to man -- is not as easy as it once was. But don't panic. It's not dark yet. My guest Isaac Simpson has a right wing ad agency that can rebrand your troubles using the ancient power of negative thinking. An adventure of light, lies, and the psyop behind "calamari."   If this free episode touches you, please subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for twice as many adventures, including the most intimate and scandalous ones.   Check out Isaac's substack The Carousel   Reviews on your podcast app are helpful and much appreciated.   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian

Reviewing Chuck Klosterman's recent book THE NINETIES, my guest and I reminisce about -- you guessed it -- The Nineties, until both of us arrive at a state of deep and all-consuming melancholy.  The Nineties, that decade where history stopped, maybe to jerk off. How did we let that go? Where did we go so wrong? And most importantly: who can we point our fingers at?? Talkin' bout our generation...   Full 3 hour ep for subscribers at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   with Scott from St. Louis   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian

On International Jihad Day, we find ourselves hunting for answers to horror in the Middle East in the historic hauntfest version of Knott's Berry Farm -- an iconic California theme park with a very important political secret of its own.   For the full 2.5 hour adventure -- and twice as many eps overall, including the most intimate and scandalous ones -- subscribe to the show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian and ensure the wheels keep turning.   With Jocko Homo and DJ Boytoy   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian

I crash the home of anti-woke sex symbol Richard Hanania, in many ways the MLK of our time, for a wide-ranging backyard conversation on his life, romances, his new book The Origins of Woke: Civil Rights Law, Corporate America, and the Triumph of Identity Politics...and our aggressive off-white dream to make America fun again.   To support the show and get access to twice as many adventures, including the most intimate and scandalous ones, subscribe to the show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian. Follow our guest @RichardHanania and subscribe to his highly entertaining substack.    If the show moves you please leave a rating and review wherever you listen, and spread the word.

In honor of our first live show LOS ANGELES, unlocking a favorite bull session on Joan Didion's landmark SLOUCHING TOWARDS BETHLEHEM (and the odious Netflix documentary about her) with Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist.    For many more like this and access to twice as many adventures, including the most intimate and scandalous ones and our first live show recording, please subscribe to the show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   X/insta: @filthyarmenian

It is a dark, dark age. But there are figures in the landscape, filthy particles in the air, and a city that has long served as a map of the apocalypse. Also dolmas. Welcome to the first live Filthy Armenian Adventure.   This is Act 1: Fire, Brimstone, & the Santa Ana Winds featuring Alec Mouhibian and Joan Didion's ghost. For the full magical evening and over 50 other patron-only episodes, subscribe to the show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   When you subscribe: Act 2: The Nose Knows feat. Jack Mason (The Perfume Nationalist) Act 3: Celebutante Rape Therapy feat. Adam Lehrer (Safety Propaganda), Matthew Pegas (New Write Pod), and Noemi Castaneda Act 4: Beauty and the Babitz feat. Mommy Milkers (@Mochak123) Act 5: The Hard-R Ride of Paul Revere   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian

A propos of nothing, we explore the deceptions and wonders of female desire as revealed by Oscar Wilde and Richard Strauss's shocking opera SALOME. With Mommy Milkers (the Girl from Baku @mochak123) and Veronica (@our_daily_pain).   If this free episode "touches" you please support the show by subscribing on patreon.com/filthyarmenian and get access to over twice as many adventures, including the most intimate and scandalous ones.   Few tickets remain for the first live Filthy Armenian Adventure LOS ANGELES, this Saturday September 23. With many great friends of the show including the ladies in this episode, Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist, Adam Lehrer of Safety Propaganda, and more. Tickets here.   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian  

Splendid dinner with Vera at Scarpetta in Cosmo where we discuss our idiotic generations, the sexual devolution, growing up on social media, paleolesbianism, neopuritanism, transmania, and more while she watches me eat a bowl of pasta.   For the full episode, and access to over 50 other patron-only adventures, support the show by subscribing at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian   If you'd like to attend the first live Filthy Armenian Adventure in LOS ANGELES on September 23, get a ticket before they sell out

Is Las Vegas the last city where lesbians are born? A Las' Lesbian takes me on a tour of the still moderately woke-free Erotic Heritage Museum, an eccentric altar of smut co-founded by a preacher and pornographer in the city of sin.   If you enjoy this free episode and want to see the show continue, subscribe on patreon.com/filthyarmenian for access to twice as many adventures for as little as $5 a month.   Limited tickets are available for FAA presents LOS ANGELES, our first live show & party on September 23, starring show favorites Jack Mason (The Perfume Nationalist), Adam Lehrer, illusionist Garin Hovannisian and more. A night of magic, mirth, fire and brimstone. Get tickets here.   Follow us on X/insta @filthyarmenian Follow Vera @lovely_2_c_u

Be careful. There are people out there who can break into you with a wave of the hand. Such as this gay "drunk" cyborg I met in the land of trolls and Ibsen...   Enjoy this free episode and become a patron at patreon.com/filthyarmenian to access over twice as many, including last week's intimate secret ep The Book Buyer's Bedroom and a forthcoming dispatch from the Munch Museum.   To request tickets for FAA presents LOS ANGELES, our first live event on September 23, a night of magic mirth fire and brimstone with some of the show's most beloved guests, email filthyarmeniantix@gmail.com    Follow us on twitter/insta @filthyarmenian  

I speak to the owner of Hollywood's last used bookstore, Counterpoint Records & Books (est. 1979) in Franklin Village, on the magic business of second hand books, surviving the apocalypse, famous customers, and keeping the lights on in Los Angeles.   Enjoy this free episode and access double the adventures (including last week's "Oscar Wilde at Heart") by subscribing at patreon.com/filthyarmenian to help US keep the lights on and take the show to ever deeper and wilder dimensions.    Follow us on twitter/insta @filthyarmenian   If this episode touched you, please rate and review the show on your podcast app and spread the word to friends and enemies.

In the dying days of a great century, a certain love dared speak its name. But there was evil in the tone. We examine The Picture of Dorian Gray, De Profundis, and the starry starry tell-tale life of Oscar Wilde, up to his tragic demise at the hands of an eternal scheming bottom.   Guest starring Jack Mason (The Perfume Nationalist) and Zach Langley (I'm So Popular).   This is a preview -- for the full twisted adventure, and double the episodes in past and future, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Follow us on twitter/insta @filthyarmenian Follow Jack @lotus__point Follow Zach @asukahomo   If this episode touches you, please rate, review, and spread the word to friends and enemies

From noir and the western to the utopian world of screwball, where love is anything but love, and Hollywood reached its fairytale peak. Part 2 of my conversation with the film historian/critic/novelist David Thomson is all about being raised by movies, the importance (and occasional hazards) of insanity, and secrets of the moon.   The full, intimate episode is available only to subscribers. Become one now at patreon.com/filthyarmenian to follow the full, twisted adventure, with access to twice as many episodes.   Story Board: George Bailey, James Stewart, perfect fathers, divorce, Julia Roberts, James Dean, Rock Hudson, Noel Coward, David Lean, Joan Didion’s last act, Virginia Woolf, a writer’s judgment, the loss of the great editor, Bob Gottlieb, Dino DeLaurentis, David Lynch, Blue Velvet, Irving Thalberg, Harvey Weinstein, book industry, Little Shop Around the Corner, Preston Sturges, the big secret, directorial power, Freeway, Spike Lee, Chick Hearn, Pat Riley   David Thomson is the author most recently of the enchanting fiction trilogy SUSPECTS, SILVER LIGHT, and CONNECTICUT.    Follow us on twitter/instagram @filthyarmenian

One year after our rain dance to conquer the death of cinema, film critic/novelist/historian David Thomson welcomes me back for a dreamy convo about the spiritual treasures and booby traps of noir, the western, and the screwball comedy -- three worlds of movieland he has realized and reinvented in his enchanting fiction trilogy SUSPECTS, SILVER LIGHT, and the upcoming CONNECTICUT.     This is Part 1. For the forthcoming Part 2, and dozens of other subscriber-only episodes, become a patron at patreon.com/filthyarmenian to support the show and follow the full twisted adventure.   Please rate, review, spread the word and follow us on twitter/instagram @filthyarmnian   Story Board: Willa Cather, Irene Selznick, black and white, Billy The Kid, Wyatt Earp, Tarantino, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (the last great western), Shirtless Pitt, Robert Towne, Heaven’s Gate, the self-expression of driving, light therapy, the importance of addiction, sports, San Francisco, gold rush, Red River, Searchers, Noah Cross, Trump, Chinatown, John Huston, Wes Anderson, Mullholland Dr., Montgomery Clift, A Place in the Sun, Elizabeth Taylor, the problem with Paul Newman, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Sydney Lumet, Otto Preminger, Eddie Mueller, Raymond Chandler vs James Ellroy, The Big Sleep, Didion, Babitz, studio system, film set romance  

Welcome to the cemetery of restless dreams. Where poets and businessmen, Jews and Armenains still vie for your attention. Where many stars are buried, waiting for you to rediscover (or join) them. Matthew Pegan (The New Write) and I interrogate the illusions Hollywood Forever (est. 1899).   This is a preview of the monologue only. For the full 2+ hour show, become a subscriber at patreon.com/filthyarmenian and get access to twice as many twisted adventures for as little as $5 a month, or less for an annual subscription.   The Cast: Phil Ramone, Hatte McDaniel, Tyrone Power, Burt Reynolds, Cecil B. Demille, Dee Dee Ramone, Eddie Little, Jack Nitzsche, John Huston, Mel Blanc, Judy Garland, Mickey Rooney, Estelle Getty, Toto, Bugsy Siegel, Rudolph Valentino, Richard Saakovich Der Boghossian, et al.   Follow Matthew Pegan @mpegz696 Follow us @filthyarmenian   Please rate, review, and spread the word

From the fancy old stage of the last vaudeville theater on a boulevard of crime, Bob Dylan reveals who he is, and how to make America great again.   For the upcoming Volume 2 and dozens of other subscriber-only episodes, join the rug merchants, cigar singers, and oligarchs of the night who support the show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for as little as $5 a month.   Follow us on twitter and instagram @filthyarmenian   Please leave a rating and review wherever you listen, and spread the word if this touched you in some way...

As I take a few extra days to prepare my bombshell Bob Dylan adventure, allow me to introduce my other podcast THE BACK WALL, a raunchy and reactionary psychedelic sports show I co-host with Glen Rockney of Rare Candy fame. This is our most popular episode so far, and you need no interest or knowledge of sports at all to care about it. It features one of the biggest media/legal scandals of the century, one that most people assume to be legit. The ep features John Ziegler, former LA talk radio host and the central character in David Foster Wallace's excellent feature story The Host, who torpedoed his career to prove that ex Penn State coach Jerry Sandusky is innocent.   If you like what you hear, get a free trail subscription to The Back Wall on Patreon for a lot more.  

The power of love, the power of hate, the power of private dancing. Adam Lehrer joins for a bull session memorial of FAA goddess Tina Turner, and to recount his chilling experience with a ghost in New England. We also discuss exciting developments in the avant-garde publishing scene, and how to transcend the internet-addled creative doldrums of our time to actually make something real, with examples from his most recent book Safety Propaganda: Conceptual Manifesto for Psychological Warfare. Plus Bob Dylan, Lou Reed, Fleetwood Mac, evil, and more.    For the full episode (and access to all twisted adventures), subscribe to the show at http://patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Lehrer is also the author of Communions and the Safety Propaganda substack and hosts the podcast System of Systems   Follow us on twitter/instagram @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate and review the show on your podcast ep, it makes a difference.

Hippie sermons in the desert. Zoomers cancel Blink182. The hipster devolves from rock n roll to useless lib nag. Not Star Wars, but Spiderman explains the end of things. Pirates aren't what they used to be, but one old man still Claptons for freedom. See something, say something. Those who do/do not remember the past are doomed to repeat it.    My neck.    My back.   With one or two magic moments, Coachella 2023 comes to a close.   For the full 2 hour episode and many more, follow the complete twisted adventure by subscribing to the show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for as little as $5 a month.    Follow us on twitter/instagram @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate and review on your podcast platform.

One week and one year later, the holograms have taken over. I return to Coachella to fill in for Frank Ocean, remember Ruth Brown, reminisce to Calvin Harris, and seek the one weapon in this world that can thwart the K-POP invasion. Weekend 2, 2023.   Enjoy this free episode. For part 1 and the upcoming part 3 of the Coachella trilogy, plus dozens more subscriber-only episodes, support the show at patreon.com/filthyarmenian and follow the full twisted adventure for as little as $5 a month.   Follow us on instagram/twitter @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate and review on whichever platform you listen.

Water communism, bathroom feminism, FOMO and other dyslexic prophesies from a popular desert festival that was lost and found in deuces wild. Plus a news update on the state of bisexual affairs. For the full episode, and many more exclusive delights, subscribe to Filthy Armenian Adventures at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for as little as $5 a month.    Follow us on twitter and instagram @filthyarmenian

Amid our long cultural intermission, the greatest ever critic and historian of ROCK & ROLL welcomes me into his home for an afternoon reverie on some of our favorite music artists and their covers of the American Dream.   Greil Marcus was the very first records editor of Rolling Stone and the author of critical masterpieces Mystery Train and Lipstick Traces, as well as several other books including The History of Rock n Roll in Ten Songs and most recently Folk Music: A Bob Dylan Biography in 7 Songs. His famous long-running column now appears on Substack.    Enjoy this free episode, then give strong thought to following the rest of the twisted adventure by subscribing on patreon.com/filthyarmenian for access to more than twice as many episodes, including the most intimate and scandalous ones.    Episode set list: Etta vs Beyoncé, Hitchens, Paglia, Madonna, Howlin Wolf and Jimmie Rodgers, John Hammond, Robert Johnson, Altemont, Rolling Stones, Lebron James, Rihanna, B.B. King, Bobby Blue Bland, Leon Russell, Harry Smith’s Anthology of Folk Music, Bob Dylan, Rolling Stone Magazine (early days), Teaching, Joni Mitchell, Melrose Place   Follow us on twitter and instagram @filthyarmenian

To some, it is paradise. To me, it is the deepest darkest pit of childhood fear and boyhood loathing, Longhouse HQ, symbol sight & sound of chthonian meandering maternal schemes. Can the circle be unbroken? Two of my favorite boys in the world take me to THE DOMAIN of the trauma beast (after a pit stop at diner heaven) on this Linklatery Texas-forever Smelly Sue torture sojourn to the DEPARTMENT STORE. Can I sniff my way to appreciate the pastime of my mother? Can we learn to enjoy the things we hate? Can the rhythms of Texas overcome trauma? My sis, a shrink, hops on the phone to help me review the case.  For the full 4.5 hour Linklaterly adventure, and 40 other premium episodes, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for only $5 a month.   Guest Starring: Sister, Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist, & Jocko

I have a few words to say about Scott Adams, Dilbert creator, getting canceled at last for a kamikaze strike on the Church of Racism. To hear them all, subscribe for the full episode at patreon.com/filthyarmenian.   There are now 40 episodes available exclusively to my "rug merchant" patrons, and at least two new ones each month.    See us on twitter and instagram @filthyarmenian

There's no such thing as black and white, says the clever Scottish salesman. We're all just doing our best on the gray scale. Should you find yourself surfing that scale, serving customers at a fancy restaurant, here are some tips on how to make them order the special -- and convince them they enjoyed it. We hope YOU enjoy this seven course debate between two differing political views, served rare, with no anger, snobbery, or hard feelings of any kind. Appetizer supplied by our new sponsor, One Small Voices, on the censorship rages involving Hume, Dahl, James Bond and Sherlock Holmes. And for dessert: an intervention by Martin McDonagh.   After enjoying this free episode, we hope you choose to follow the full, twisted adventure by subscribing at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for twice the episodes, including the most intimate and scandalous ones. It's only $5 a month.    Follow us on twitter and instagram @filthyarmenian   Please leave a rating and review on your podcast app if you enjoy the show.

I hit the Vegas tables with roulette mystic Glenn Greenwald to make some bets, spot cheaters, lay it on the line and try to decipher his highly successful system for beating the House. FULL EPISODE NOW UNLOCKED, in honor of our mutual birthday. For 40 other premium episodes and secret chapters, including twice as many each month, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian to support the show.   Glenn Greenwald is the co-founder of The Intercept, host of the Rumble show System Update, and author most recently of Securing Democracy and No Place to Hide: Edward Snowden, the NSA, and the U.S. Surveillance State. Follow him on Twitter @ggreenwald   Location: The Mirage Resort & Casino - Las Vegas, Nevada   Follow us on Twitter/Insta @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word

Of Bowling, Of Alcoholism, Of Shame, Of ADHD, Of The Glory of Autism, Of The Touchstones of Camille Paglia and Ayn Rand, Of Susan Sontag, Of Philip Roth, Of The Painting That Hangs In The Bathroom at Madonna's House, Of Shepherd's Pie, Of Magic Mic...and Of That Sinister Word PARASOCIAL. You've got a friend in me.   Full episode only for subscribers. To support the show and follow the complete twisted narrative with twice as many episodes, plus bull sessions and secret chapters, become a patron at patreon.com/filthyarmenian.   Please rate, review, and spread the word.   Follow us on twitter/instagram @filthyarmenian

Abject lowlifes at the University of Edinburgh canceled its most important alumnus, its one intellectual giant, the enlightenment philosopher who put the city on the map. His name is off the big tower. His statue sits defaced. David Hume's crime: a racist footnote in 1756. Let's sneak over the cobblestones of essays moral political and literary in the middle of the night, while everyone in town's asleep, and find out what these people are missing (or are they right and must I disavow???) -- and whether straight men can be friends.   Enjoy this free episode. For Part II next week, and 40 other episodes that are only available to patrons, please subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian to follow the full, twisted adventure for only $5 a month.   Follow us on twitter/instagram @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word!

Two infidels meet in Liverpool. Sir n' TERH is on the menu, "gay mosques" are fathomed, closets spaces compared, brawny fire wardens appreciated, roid horrors told, yer blues dispensed, fatwas doubtlessly incurred.    Guest starring "Greek Cypriot Libertarian and perfumed poofter" Teddy de Chypre   For the full 4 hour night, and nearly 40 other exclusive episodes, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for only $5 month to take part in the full, twisted adventure through our cultural apocalypse. Follow us on twitter and instagram @filthyarmenian 

Feeling severed from the world? Trapped inside your own hundred acre wood? Tie your shoes. On this tour, we go in circles around a city where nothing is lost that can't be found, where nothing is erased without imprint. We wander story-laden streets, peek down literary alleys, poke our heads into sing-song pubs. We navigate inconvenient sympathies. We recognize a tune. To signal traffic in the narrative chaos, we trust the time-honored cues of the theater. We discuss a movie about a real place that doesn't exist. We go bump bump bump, and begin to construct a fresh map of reality, out of tea leaves long unread...   With Yeerk, host of Bistro Californium   For the SECRET CHAPTER from this adventure and a spiritually relevant SIDE QUEST episode, plus over 30 other exclusive episodes, subscribe to us at Patreon.com/filthyarmenian for only $5 a month.   Follow us on twitter/instagram @filthyarmenian Please rate, review, and spread the word.   Sightings: Beowolf, Edmund Spenser, Shakespeare, Alexander Pope, Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte, George Eliot, Arthur Conan Doyle, Max Beerbohm, D.H. Lawrence, Ian Fleming, Evelyn Waugh, Charles Dickens, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Rabindranath Tagore, Somerset Maugham, Agatha Christie, David Suchet, Philip Larkin, H.L. Mencken, London, Orbitals, The Perfume Nationalist, I'm So Popular, Ambrose Bierce, Noel Coward, P.G. Wodehouse, Michael Morecock, Captain Beefheart, Katherine Mansfield, William Blake, Invisible Republic, The Armenians

Still dark, still wet, still cloudy. The tarot on America reads ambivalent. A "reconstructed being" named Carlos seeks to find my Why? outside The Eagle Bar  in Silverlake at 2 AM. Exorcisms can be heard. The wheels of a BMW are screeching. A psychic break is coming, a tarot bishop says.    All Carlos can do is hug.   But can he connect?    Is Al Green really there??   To listen to the full organic street drama, and follow the complete twisted adventure with 30 other subscriber-only episodes, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for only $5 a month.   Follow us on twitter and instagram @filthyarmenian

Nathan Fielder hits a new level of REALITY in his must-watch HBO show The Rehearsal, and this time, his comic contraptions can offer no escape. Is it a joke? Is it art? Is it...okay? Zach Langley from I'm So Popular joins me to dissect the artistic controversies around the show, the horrific man-woman-Alex Jones revelations from it that nobody has discussed yet, its predecessor Nathan for You, our own related Jewish experiments with fourth walls, and Zach's prophetic reality tv debut as a preteen guru of camp on Strange Days with Bob Saget.    First 70 minutes of an intimate 3 hour bull session. To listen to the whole thing, plus another 30+ premium episodes, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Follow us on twitter/insta @filthyarmenian Follow Zach Langley @asukahomo    Please rate, review, and spread the word...it counts

Midnight approaches in the city that never ends. Someone says it's raining like cats and dogs. The most monogamous man in West Hollywood tries to watch a college football game as a bartender from his past serves Vertigo. Kim Novak is dead, but another fine dame recognizes the casting agent who placed her in a movie neither can remember. On Broadway, a Filthy Armenian seeks the kindness of strangers. When he finds it, a spooky concert rings through downtown.   The full 2 hour episode is for subscribers only. To listen to that and over 30 other exclusive adventures, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Locations: HiTops West Hollywood, Botega Louie West Hollywood, Downtown, The Globe Theatre   Follow us on twitter/instagram @filthyarmenian

Windows on the World 9/11 Ground Zero Oriana Fallaci Edward Hopper's New York. A tale of silence and fury, signifying something.    Guest starring Matt Denicola, host of The Salt Box   Locations: Zaza Diner, Ground Zero 9/11 Memorial, The Mall, The Whitney Museum - New York, NY   If you like what you hear, subscribe on patreon.com/filthyarmenian to follow the full twisted adventure, with 30+ exclusive episodes and multiple new ones each month.   Follow us on twitter/instagram @filthyarmenian   Happy New Year!

Old-school Hollywood psychologist — and author of "The Young Man's Guide to Demystifying the 21st Century Female" (unpublished) — delivers my first full horoscope reading and teaches me how to dominate the fairer sex.   Intro by Filthy Santa.   Location: North Hollywood, California   For the full twisted adventure, subscribe on patreon.com/filthyarmenian for 30+ exclusive episodes.   Follow us on Twitter/Insta @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please make it known

In a day or two Filthy Santa will return to deliver his annual address as the intro to our next adventure, but here is last year's address (an early listener fave from Episode 4: Hollywood and the Middle East) for those who might have missed it.    To follow the full twisted adventure, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for 30+ exclusive episodes.   Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @filthyarmenian

Everything you need to know about Elon Musk's Twitter war, Kanye's Christian swastika, White Lotus season 2, straights vs gays and hopeful insanity vs eternal cope in the final state of 2022. Plus my own personal White Lotus near-murder in NYC. With Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist   Free first hour of a 3 hour bull session. For the full episode (and 30 other secret chapters), become a subscriber at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Follow us on twitter and instagram @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word. 

A plot-twist about the previous night's magical evening of erotic adventure leads to a brutal autopsy of sexual rejection, bicuriosity, and other stupid bullsh*t of the heart. Part 2 of a nonfiction mystery drama. To access Part 1 (and 30 other premium episodes), subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian Location: Hamburg, Germany If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word!

A casual date at a bar in Hamburg takes a tantalizing turn when it’s interrupted by a Dutch blonde masc bro lawyer, hoping to make the most of his last night in town... A nonfiction mystery drama in two acts. This is the opening monologue. To listen to the full adventure, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian Location: Hamburg, Germany  

I have a dream. A hot, steamy, sultry summer dream. In it there are lots of naked Germans, Leonard Cohen and Diana Ross. Also my friend Christian, and the seeds of a sexual revolution.   Location: Munich, Germany.    To follow the full twisted adventure through our cultural apocalypse, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for over two dozen extra-intimate subscriber-only episodes.   Follow us on Twitter/Insta @filthyarmenian. If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word. 

Freethinking lesbian writer Norah Vincent quit the punditry game to go undercover and investigate what it's really like to be a man in America. What she discovered eventually killed her. But her bombshell book, Self-Made Man (2006), though promptly memoryholed as its ominous warnings about the gender wars came to pass, survives as a prescient model of honest journalism and feminism for men. Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist and Salomé of Twitter join me for an Art Right Halloween Pride Parade in honor of the book and its author, who committed suicide in July.   This is the first hour. For the full 3 hour episode, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word.

Harry Tafoya and I were first-responders to the cultural terrorist attack launched on our nation in the form of the 2022 Whitney Biennale. Will we suffocate in the rubble? Or can we carve a way out of the apocalypse hole and back to a place where art and life matter again?   Then can we do it all over again because footage of the original journey disappeared...   For the magical finale of this FAA one year anniversary adventure, and over two dozen other premium episodes, subscribe on patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Location: Whitney Museum of American Art - New York, New York   Follow Harry Tafoya on instagram @harrytafoya and follow us on twitter/instagram @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word.  

A lived experience review of the Halloween franchise becomes a strawberry blonde-haunted road into the origins of the horror fetish, aided by the footprints at Grauman's Chinese, the drunks at The Roosevelt Hotel, Liz Taylor's secret and Ru Paul's Hollywood star. For the full (3.5 hour) episode, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Locations: Grauman's Chinese Theater, Hollywood Boulevard, The Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, 25 Degrees diner, Hollywood and Highland parking lot   Starring John Parks and introducing Jocko Homo   Follow us on twitter/insta @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word.  

Bad art, good art, mom art, pop art. Can the abstract expressions, conceptual provocations, and preternaturally perky tits of Edward Hopper's 78-year old wife restore our innocence before it gets shattered again at the Biennale down below? Art critic Harry Tafoya and I attempt to forge a lost masterpiece among The Whitney's permanent collection.   Location: Whitney Museum of American Art - New York, NY   To experience the full twisted adventure, subscribe on patreon.com/filthyarmenian for 25 intimate patron-only episodes and secret chapters, including the upcoming sequel to this one.    If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word! It makes a difference. Follow us on twitter/insta @filthyarmenian

How do you grow up in a country where everyone wants you dead — and escape with the help of Pasolini and Marlon Brando? "Mommy Milkers" Moche tells her story.   If you like what you hear, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for the full immersive cultural adventure, including recent patron-only episodes The Dimes of Our Lives, The Blonde Pill feat. Ayn Rand (a "lived experience" review of Andrew Dominik's Blonde), and Glenn Greenwald at the Casino.   Location: On the air   Follow us on twitter and instagram @filthyarmenian Follow moche @Mochak123   If you're on board, spread the word.

What, exactly, is Dimes Square? Is it the most problematic neighborhood in all of New York, as countless thinkpieces from journalistic outlet writers have claimed? Or is it proof through the night...of something else? The truth may shock you. My latest: For the full 4 hour episode, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian. You'll also get access to over 2 dozen other secret chapters.     Featuring author Adam Lehrer, artist Bradford Kessler, art critic Harry Tafoya et al.    Location: Clandestino, TIME restaurant, Clockwork Bar - Chinatown, New York City   Follow us on twitter/insta @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word.

A "lived experience" review of Andrew Dominik's Blonde, fresh out of the Laemmle Noho theater, following a reading of Ayn Rand's righteous celebration of Marilyn Monroe published two weeks after her death. For the full (1:45) episode, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Location: North Hollywood, California    Follow us on twitter/insta @filthyarmenian Follow John @telepathydarty Follow Nicholas @nrodolfopat   If you like what you hear, please rate review and spread the word.

With Armenia under attack, I embark on a solo tour of its haunted joyous capital city of Yerevan, taking measure of my people, their shadows, and the competing illusions this city is known to spawn.   To follow the full twisted adventure, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for "Disillusioned With Democracy," the secret chapter from this episode, plus over 20 other patron-only episodes. Follow us on twitter at twitter.com/filthyarmenian. Instagram @filthyarmenian.   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word.

A manic Vegas tango through libertarian lore and gore with longtime Reason Magazine editor Nick Gillespie, following a circle dance with controversial pornographer John "Buttman" Stagliano, the last man to be indicted on obscenity charges in the United States. Would he cast AOC?   To follow the complete twisted adventure, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for access to over 20 secret chapter episodes including "Anarchy at Freedomfest," where I talk to the FreedomFest co-founder JoAnne Skousen and other characters from the largest libertarian festival in the world 18 years after I last attended.   Location: The Mirage Hotel and Casino   Nick Gillespie is currently the host of The Reason Interview  podcast. Follow him online @nickgillespie and follow us @filthyarmenian   Please do spread the word if you like what you hear. 

I hit the Vegas tables with Glenn Greenwald to make some bets, spot cheaters, lay it on the line and try to decipher his highly successful system for beating the House. For the full episode and other secret chapters from the twisted adventure, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Location: The Mirage Resort & Casino - Las Vegas, Nevada   Glenn Greenwald is the author most recently of Securing Democracy and No Place to Hide: Edward Snowden, the NSA, and the U.S. Surveillance State. Follow him on Twitter @ggreenwald and subscribe to his substack at greenwald.substack.com     Follow us on Twitter/Insta @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word

Son of the Old Left, father of the New Left, sworn enemy of the whole left -- "a century from now," in the words of Camille Paglia, "cultural historians will find David Horowitz's political and spiritual odyssey paradigmatic for our time." We gallop to the Rockies to catch up with the historic writer-warrior as he confronts his most powerful enemy yet...   To follow the complete adventure, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for the encore episode from this encounter and much more.   Recommended reading: Radical Son: A Generational Odyssey and Mortality & Faith: Reflections on a Journey Through Time by David Horowitz   Sights: Shakespeare, Peter Collier, Ron Radosh, Raiders, Roger Goodell, Donald Trump, Ed Snyder, Mark Davis, Sontag, Rosenberg execution, Ramparts, Black Panthers, Robert Sheer, Isaiah Berlin, Erich Fromm, Tom Hayden, Huey Newton, Reason Magazine, Bill Kristol, Martin Luther, Pope Francis, Erdogan, Mel Gibson, Jesus, Protestants, Matt Drudge, Andrew Breitbart, Joan Didion, Ben Stein, 1939, supernatural diner experience, Bernie Sanders, Christopher Hitchens, Todd Gitlin, Mollie Hemingway, Henry Louis Gates, capitalism and rap, Twin Peaks, Mario Savio, Pascal, Paul Robeson, Charlie Chaplin’s moonwalk, Morgan, Winter’s Tale, AIDS, Larry Littlejohn, Van Morrison, Cocaine   Follow us on Twitter/Insta @filthyarmenian

Summoning H.L. Mencken to diagnose and exorcise the latest national bout of puritan brain fog so we can all have a free and idiotic summer. With Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist and Barrett Avner of Contain. This is the free first hour, for the full 2.5 (and many other intimate premium episodes) subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Recommended reading: "Puritanism as a Literary Force" essay by H.L. Mencken   Follow on twitter/insta @filthyarmenian   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word.

Local bard Berto (Ghost Jail), justice of the peace Illych (Chicago Transplant Authority), and Texas noseman Jack Mason (The Perfume Nationalist) drink every drop of sex, politics, and religion in that deep Chicago night in search of a cure. This is Part 1: "I Wish My Mom Was Michael Jackson." For the full 3.5 hour nocturnal extravaganza, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian    Location: Cheesie's, Wang's, Sidetrack, The Closet, and other unidentified corners of Boystown in Chicago, Illinois.   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and subscribe Follow @filthyarmenian @lotus__point @big_boy_berto @boystowngeorge @DialecticalP

Enter the dark room, but go with a friend...The long-hidden FAA pilot.   This is only the preface, the full episode is for Patreon subscribers and adults only. Become one at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Locations: KAISERBRÜNDL Herrensauna Vienna, Austria and a bar in Sarajevo, Bosnia   Follow us on twitter/instagram @filthyarmenian

Four visits with America's most famous rabbi and "one of the 50 most influential Jews in the world" to see what’s up, ask what’s it like, and examine the facts of The Case. David Wolpe is the author of Why Faith Matters, Making Loss Matter, and most recently, David: The Divided Heart.    Location: Sinai Temple, Wilshire Boulevard.    Experience the complete adventure by subscribing at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for all episodes.   On twitter and instagram, follow us @filthyarmenian and David Wolpe @rabbiwolpe   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word! 

Jack returns from The Perfume Nationalist to ponder what is wrong with Joan Didion, what is depressing beyond belief about that Netflix documentary that memed her, and what rings true and timeless and based and redpilled about her classic book Slouching Towards Bethlehem (1968), written when she was a Goldwater girl with a little secret.   This is the first hour only. To listen to the whole thing, plus all the other bull sessions and premium episodes that complete the adventure, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian    Follow Jack @lotue__oint on Twitter and follow me @filthyarmenian   Please rate, review, and spread the word :) 

Communist pizza, libertarian hotdogs, Hitler-Stalin lovemaking and other shocking scenes pass us by as Thaddeus Russell (author of A Renegade History of the United States) gives me a tour of his politically-charged boyhood in Berkeley...until we save him "thousands on therapy" and stumble upon the one question no revolutionary mama wants to face.   Part Four of the San Francisco Quartet. If you like what you hear, subscribe on patreon.com/filthyarmenian to experience the full twisted adventure with multiple patron-only episodes each month.   Thaddeus Russell is the host of the Unregistered Podcast. Follow him @ThaddeusRussell. Follow us on Twitter/Insta @filthyarmenian.    Rate, review, and spread the word to friends and enemies.

I visit David Thomson — author of the iconic Biographical Dictionary of Film, Have You Seen...?, Sleeping With Strangers: How the Movies Shaped Desire, Disaster Mon Amour, and dozens of other books that make him the greatest film critic/historian/writer who ever lived — at his home in San Francisco for a very personal conversation about the horrifying erotic aftermath of MeToo and how to escape, or transcend, the "death of cinema."   If you like what you hear, subscribe on Patreon at Patreon.com/filthyarmenian for the PREQUEL to this adventure, my 2.5 hour conversation with David Thomson in 2017 about the entire state of film and TV and his career, including personal interactions with the likes of David Lynch and Al Pacino. Plus many other premium episodes that give you the complete 4D FAA experience.   SHOT LIST: Ukraine, Life in the Pandemic, Sight & Sound, Licorice Pizza, Los Angeles, The Academy, Long form television, Golden Age of Streaming, Twin Peaks The Return, Podcasts , Criterion, His Girl Friday, Will there be a new Biographical Dictionary of Film edition?, The Trilogy, Pauline Kael the bully (power drunk), Chelsea vs Liverpool, The democratic brotherhood of sports and movies, Bridgette Bardot’s nude scene, The reality of sexual desire, promiscuity, James Toback, The reality of women, The Big Sleep, Montgomery Clift’s sexuality, Kieran Hickey, Spencer Tracy’s sexuality, Beard marriages, Kevin Spacey    Follow me on Twitter and Instagram @filthyarmenian Please rate, review, and spread the word! 

Shant Mesrobian is the most devastating critic of media discourse in America and co-creator, with Zaid Jilani, of the substack INQUIRE. But how did he go from founding and running the liberal watchdog outlet Media Matters in 2004 to becoming one of its greatest enemies today? To find out, I met Shant at Presidio Park, an elevated cliffside landmark with some very singular views of...Alcatraz. The second chapter of my San Francisco Quartet is a story about being yanked from a dream, even though you never fell asleep.   Sights: San Francisco, Real World MTV, Gary V, Trading Card Business, Red Pill Diaries, The View, Norm Macdonald, Louis CK, Patrice O’Neal, September 11, Antiwar patriotism, Media Matters, MoveOn dot org, Ron Paul’s shortcomings, Bernie 2016, The Onion, Babylon Bee, Jon Stewart / Colbert / Chappelle, Talk radio, NPR, CSPAN Book TV, David Frum, Nassim Nicholas Taleb   If you like what you hear, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for a fascinating bonus adventure from this episode, "The John at the Wharf," and plenty of other juicy premium content. Please also rate, review, and spread the word. Follow Shant on Twitter @ShantMM and follow on Twitter/Insta @filthyarmenian  

Jack from The Perfume Nationalist hops back on the air to examine French troublemaker Michele Houellebecq's rich and hilarious novels "Elementary Particles" (1998) and "Submission" (2015) for clues as to the long slow decline of the western LIBido. This is the first hour preview, for the full three hour bull session (and plenty of other premium episodes) subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Follow us on Twitter/Insta @filthyarmenian. Follow Jack @lotus__point   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word wherever you listen. 

Chaos? Planned Parenthood? A damn fine cup of coffee? Something is happening here and we don’t know what it is. AGAIN. So 55 years after Joan Didion slouched there, Glen Rockney -- of the podcasts Rare Candy and The Back Wall -- and I go hunting for hippies at the Haight.   Location: Haight-Ashbury / Golden Gate Park / Grubstake Diner - San Francisco, CA   If you like what you hear, subscribe to patreon.com/filthyarmenian for an EXTRA SCENE from this episode and plenty of other juicy premium content.   On Twitter and Insta, follow Glen @rarecandypod1 and follow us @filthyarmenian. Check our video podcast The Back Wall at patreon.com/thebackwall

INT. HOLLYWOOD'S OLDEST RESTAURANT - NIGHT: Dinner with a very innocent Casting Director to discuss the sorely-missed casting couch, bad actors, and the general state of pretending in America leads to...a shocking revelation.   Location: Musso & Frank Grill, 6669 Hollywood Blvd., est 1919   If you like what you hear, subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian to access the bonus EXTRA SCENE that unpacks the cliffhanger from this adventure and leads to more shocking revelations. Plus a lot more juicy premium episodes.   Follow us at twitter.com/filthyarmenian Rate and review!

The very coincidental moment war breaks out in Ukraine, unleashing tidal waves of propaganda and fake sentiment across the globe, Aimee Terese jumps on the wire for a deep discussion on the hatred at the heart of so much "humanitarianism," inspired by Max Scheler's important book "Ressentiment" (1912). This is the first hour preview. For the full 4 hours, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Follow Aimee Terese on Twitter @aimeeterese and subscribe to her excellent podcast What's Left co-hosted by Oliver Bateman.   Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @filthyarmenian

I meet Amanda Milius — director of the bestselling documentary The Plot Against The President — at the cradle of rock n' roll, of Hollywood love and loathing, and the unpredictable sources of rebel-warrior conservatism.   Location: Sunset Marquis Hotel - West Hollywood, CA   Liner notes: College Republicans, Bill Maher, gay warehouse parties, Brietbart, Matt Drudge, Columbo, Tarantino, smoking bans, making movies beyond Hollywood, Bob Dylan’s triumph over emotion, Oriana Fallaci, Elizabeth Taylor’s Iranian affair, Lawrence of Arabianism, Somerset Maugham, Dasha Nekrasova, Brett Easton Ellis.   If you like what you hear, subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/filthyarmenian for premium and bonus episodes.   Follow Amanda Millius on Twitter at twitter.com/amandamilius Follow us on Twitter at twitter.com/filthyarmenian

Another deep, wild, visceral powwow through the night with Jack Mason of The Perfume Nationalist as we discuss dogs and finding God in our 20s, Camille Paglia's mysterious love life, the phenomenon of Twitter groupchats, the irritating delusion of female innocence, and many other topics tailored perfectly for a Valentine's Day cancel reel. First hour here, full 4 hour session only on our Patreon.    Follow Jack on Twitter and Instagram, & subscribe to The Perfume Nationalist podcast Follow Filthy Armenian on Twitter and Instagram   If you like what you hear, please rate, review, and spread the word.

Every eulogy is an attempt at resurrection. Art critic Harry Tafoya joins me on a trip to "Emerald Bay" to remember Eve Babitz, the recently departed guardian angel of Los Angeles, at the setting of her most harrowing tale. Cobb salads with Roquefort, MAGA art galleries, and a sunset free of art and thought mark this memorial of an underrated literary queen.   If you like what you hear, become a Patreon subscriber for intimate bonus and premium episodes. Also please review on whatever app you use.   Follow us on Twitter/Insta @filthyarmenian Follow Harry Tafoya @harrytafoya (Instagram) and @gaykatemoss (TwitteR)

Popping the champagne with Jack Mason (@lotus__point) to celebrate the big news about his trailblazing podcast The Perfume Nationalist and dissect the art and future of podcasting, the trendy habits of podcast-hating, the perils of anonymity, his book contract, and the momentous fork in the 2022 cultural road. First hour free, full 2:40 episode on Patreon only. Subscribe for that and much more. Follow us on Twitter/Insta @filthyarmenian       

TV was once essential to feeling part of the American family. What happened? The latest sitcom star cancellation breaks the moment I sit down at Joe's Coffee with Rob Long, to discuss what’s going on behind the scenes of showbiz since his days as head writer and producer of Cheers.   Rob Long is the author of Conversations With My Agent and Set Up, Joke, Set Up, Joke, the syndicated radio show/podcast Martini Shot, co-host of The Ricochet Podcast, writes a column for Commentary Magazine, and is a regular guest on the Greg Gutfeld Show. Since Cheers, he's co-created or executive produced a half dozen shows including George and Leo (starring Bob Newhart), Sullivan & Son, and Kevin Can Wait (starring Kevin James).   Location: Joe's Coffee / West Village, New York City   Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus and premium episodes. Follow us on Twitter/IG @filthyarmenian. Follow Rob Long @rcbl   Sights: Being the Ricardos, Jeff Garlin, Roseanne, Jeffrey Tambor, Ted Dansen, Golden Girls, I Love Lucy, Licorice Pizza, Paul Thomas Anderson, Phantom Thread, John C. Reilly, John Carradine, Miller’s Crossing, John Turtoro, William H. Macy, Getting the Cheers gig, David Suchet, Hercule Poirot

Adam Lehrer — author of the new book Communions, "an attempt to probe the haunting singularity of opiate addiction and its ineradicable influence on art and culture," host of the System of Systems podcast, and curator of the digital magazine Safety Propaganda — guides us through a new opening at "no gallery" in the filthy art scene of lower Manhattan, where fragments of drugs, conspiracy, gossip, cancel outrage, and memories of Michael Jackson may or may not lead to something real.   Location: no gallery / Clockwork Bar / Chinatown / New York City   Subscribe to our Patreon for premium adventures and enticing bonus episodes, including EXTRA SCENE: Your Fatal Flaw from this one.   Follow us on Twitter/Insta @filthyarmenian. Follow Adam Lehrer @safetypropagan1

After a Christmas party of naughty Twitter people ends in chaos, I attempt to wiggle out of any traumatic memories that may occur to @Howlingmutant0 (master comedic id of Twitter) by taking him shopping at the historic FAO Schwarz and Barnes & Noble on Fifth Ave., NYC   Full episode is available for Patreon subscribers only. Please subscribe at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Follow on Twitter and Instagram @filthyarmenian  

In L.A.’s last 24 hour diner, a glorious chocolate milkshake goes down — and the calipers come out. Let us compare many Arabs, and figure out exactly why the Egyptians are the funniest people on earth. This episode is introduced by special guest Santa Clause and co-stars Filthy Egyptian @Marv_adel     Location: Astro Family Restaurant, Silverlake     Become a Patreon subscriber for exclusive bonus episodes at patreon.com/filthyarmenian     Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @filthyarmenian   Sights: Santa Claus, Police pull-over, Mexican cops, Izzy’s, The Pantry, Mayor Dick Riordan, Gladstone’s 4 Fish, JR’s BBQ, free peanuts, Long Beach, Fred 62, House of Pies, Carney’s, Mel’s, Griddle Cafe, Being Egyptian, Egyptians are the best people, Lebanese, Arabia High, Police in Egypt, love, mugged in Cairo, prison torture, hot Armenians, frat bros, male affection, bros sharing hoes, 911, Christian minorities, Islamic fundamentalism, the female scarf, socialism, ACAB, nudes, Middle Eastern comedy, transgender Arab, milkshake machine, Jordan Peele, stereotypes, SNL

Who's doing better, Louis CK or the world? We catch up with the filthy red comedian at the very spot we last saw him right before his exile from polite society, find some naked hot wings, and chart a little tour of the SUQ (Stand-Up Question). Location: Long Beach Terrace Theatre, and Hooters Support us by subscribing on Patreon for premium episodes, at patreon.com/filthyarmenian On twitter and insta @filthyarmenian    

Step away from the demons and dirtbags, the persecutors and prosecutors for a trip down the Filthy Mormon Trail with a very unorthodox latter day saint and a lot of hot soup.    Location: Taix Restaurant, Echo Park (est. 1927)   If you like what you hear, subscribe on Patreon for host of intimate premium episodes at patreon.com/filthyarmenian   Courses: soup, the art world, California Conceptualism, John Baldasari, Jackson Pollock, BYU, college sex, leaving L.A., boring nature, podcasting listening, high school, gay Mormons, Democrat Party, Catholics, Scientology, Las Vegas, Cosmopolitan Hotel, Wayne Newton, The Eiffel Tower, victimhood, poker, God, death, atheists, Harry Tafoya, The L.A. Bus   Follow on Twitter and Instagram @filthyarmenian   Spread the word!

The Santa Ana Winds are met by a magical storm, spurring an OG Filthy Armenian Adventure to San Diego to shoot the breeze with old friend and literary guidepost Stephen Cox, the author of The Titanic Story, American Christianity, The Big House: Life and Reality in the American Prison, The New Testament and Literature: A Guide to Literary Patterns, and The Woman and the Dynamo: Isabel Paterson and the Idea of America, and editor of Liberty Magazine. Location: Greek restaurant formerly known as Aesop's Tables      Sights discussed: Joan Didion, Raymond Chandler, Eve Babitz, Columbo, Northern Exposure, Twin Peaks, South Park, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Gone with the Wind, Nick at Nite, Gaslight, Angela Lansbury’s three acts, The Picture of Dorian Gray movie, George Sanders, GWTW screenplay and first screening story, Armenia’s revolution, Another Round, Le Grand Bouffet, Little Shop Around the Corner, Shadow of a Doubt, Rebecca, The Fountainhead, The New Yorker, salt, Elmer Gantry, Dr. Fauci, Los Angeles, Australia, New Zealand, masks, Isabel Paterson, Ayn Rand, A Star is Born, The Mission Inn, The Reptile Factory, Jehova’s Witnesses, podcasting, cults, Mormon Church, God of the Machine, Walter Lippmann, National Review, Louis Aulchincloss, Ruth Suckow, Eva Marie Saint, William F. Buckley, Gore Vidal. Subscribe to our Patreon for premium content, bonus episodes, and early releases. Follow us on Twitter @filthyarmenian