The boys have something to say about couples and their insta bios, Pat went to the most expensive restaurant ever (allegedly) and Will tells us why he has so much built up anger. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS

WILL'S SISTER JOINS THE POD. THIS WAS SO FUN HAHAA. Charlotte shares a story about the boys that has scarred her for life in hopes to get the boys cancelled. Plus they play cheating or not cheating and there is a super embarrassing story. PLUS SO MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS.

Will has a rant and some of you aren't going to like it. Will is also annoyed Pat isn't spending as much time with him as he'd like and some cracking advice. PLUS SO MUCH MORE!

The boys talk about the best/funniest highschool insults. SUCH A FUN EP THIS WEEK

The boys clash heads big time this episode. Plus will has some observations to share. SO much more as always. ILY ALL.

Pat's back from a big weekend on a bucks party in QLD, the boys play a new game 'dont get me started' and a new segment Pat and Wills corner. Plus much more as always!!

The boys chat small talk and messaging romantic interests, back with another riddle and SOME GOOOOOOOD JUICY ADVICE. SO MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS

The boys break down how they'd survive a crash in the snow, a couple missed jokes at the golden globes and Pat vs a tiger. PLUS MUCH MORE

The boys talk some true crime including Gypsy Rose, Pat needs help on if he got rejected and Will is super proud of himself for something. PLUS SO MUCH MORE!

3rd ep of the week cause we love you and cause Pat is an idiot. We talk about how tf ancestory.com works and nipples and so much more.

The boys go through the most common New Years resolutions, aswell as their owns. Chat about old couples and plenty more. HAPPY NEW YEAR

It is the best time of the year. It is the awards night of all awards nights. It is the OGESCARS. Buckle up, this is HUGE.

HOPE YOU ALL HAD THE BEST CHRISTMAS. Its that awkward time of the year where no one even knows what day it is. But we stayin put with poddys. Such a fun ep, enjoy and love you all!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OUR AMAZING LISTENERS. WE LOVE YOU ALL, WE HOPE YOU HAVE THE MOST AMAZING DAY. AND IF YOU WANT IT TO BE EXTRA AMAZING THEN BLESS YOUR EARS WITH OUR XMAS THEMED EPISODE TODAY.

This week the boys are joined by Comedian Bec Charlwood and they had a BLAST. Check out her latest special here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVSaYTcOqT4

Time for some more riddles, the boys introduce the ogescars categories and many many more laughs!

Pat has a big love life update and the boys recap their trip to Melbourne.

Pat vs Joe for Olivia Rodrigo tickets, Pat needs some advice and theres so so much more!

Pat's turn to give Will a riddle, Melbourne show is tonight and Pat's on the hunt for Zach Bryan in Melbourne. Plus will is fearing regrets as he gets older. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS

The boys prank call Wills sister and face off in another general knowledge quiz. PLUS SO MUCH MORE

The boys try to solve some riddles.... WE HAD SO MUCH FUN RECORDING THIS EPISODE!! HOPE YOU LOVE IT AS MUCH AS US!

We are joined by comedian John Cruckshank! Check out Redfern Electrical youtube vid below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-sWFZyVXFo

MERCH ON SALE UNTIL 9PM TONIGHT. The boys talk plenty today, about their live shows to surviving a tsunami to everything inbetween!!

MERCH ON SALE NOW UNTIL WEDNESDAY 9PM. We play family fued, have a solidddd debate on pop culture and solve your advice. Much much more as always.

MERCH ON SALE 6AM MONDAY UNTIL 9PM WEDENSDAY. The boys take a general knowledge quiz against eachother and they clash heads on a lot. PLUS PLENTY MORE AND Plenty of laughs like usual

MERCH IS HERE!! Optus really messed with Will's day and he lets them know about it! Plenty of fights and laughs like usual!

Sydney and Melbourne LIVE SHOWS ON SALE NOW. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILL THE GOAT. Will talks us through how he spent his birthday and what brought him to tears. We chat Melbourne Cup and the boys recent house party. plusss so much more as always!!

Melbourne tickets on sale 6pm tonight!! Goodness gracious do we cover some topics on this poddy. One of our faves!!

MELBOURNE LIVE SHOW TICKETS 6PM MONDAY. Will thinks Pat would be the worst hitman ever, Will tells a bad story in Pat's eyes but turns it around and theres just so much more.

WILL TRIES HIS FIRST EVER PIECE OF FRUIT LIVE ON THE POD HAHAHAHA. That's all you really should need to know. Plus we pitch our business ideas to sharktank, and much much more as always. LIVE SHOW TICKETS IN OUR INSTA BIO

Pat gets Zach Bryan tickets and will is being indecisive on whether he can go. The boys do a pt 2 on names that would be cool names if they weren't already a word, play a game of wavelength plus much more as always. THE FUCK UP OF THE WEEK IS SO BAD

The boys are joined by Pat Doherty. Funny man funny guy funny human. We laugh a lotttttt. If you wanna see Pat Doherty's comedy live and/or his amazing art head to the links below Comedy - https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1017110 Art - https://www.trybooking.com/CLYNX

Pat's coming off one of his favourite weekends ever, Will had a fun family day out and the boys think there is an end to the youtube boxing era. We also rate our favourite streaming services PLUS MUCH MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS.

Will has had a lifestyle change, the boys name names that can't be names but would be cool if they could be names, and theres a new segment called 'F up of the week'. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS

The boys play a game of real or fake with sayings, argue a lot and name their favourite kind of people.

The boys give their harsh review on their most anticipated movie of the year SAW X, Will decides to bring up topics Pat HATES talking about and they break down their favourite song lyrics.

The boys are back with a brand new segment. Breaking down the lyrics. Pat reaches a near orgasm breaking down the NRL grand final and Will nearly got T boned. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS.

This week we are joined by Lachlan Fairbairn. Lachdog faces a predicament as a landlord that we solve. We chat about a lot and you'll have to listen to find out.

The boys talk about their recent trip to NZ, they had an ick list sent to them which hit a little to close to home and yep, Pete Davidson has done it again!

The boys review Wheeler Walker Jr new album, play a game of fact or lies about rules and Will talks about his brutal uni initiation.

We are joined by Jordan. Actor and dearest friend.

The worst episode ever. You'll have to find out why.

Pat thinks he knows the way forward for Australian politics, Will thinks he did nothing wrong over an argument with his neighbour and we breakdown Olivia Rodrigo's new album.

This week the boys are joined by Jarchy. Not much else needs to be said. Make sure you check out his podcast 'We mean well'.

This week the boys solve all your problems with Gus Murray.... We are brutally honest. We also share plenty of laughs about relationships and bad spending habits.

Are we bad people? The boys need your help to decide. PLUS MUCH MUCH MORE

The boys argue over relationship standards, their ideal beach day and Will thinks he knows what gives girls the ick. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS! HAPPYYYY THUURSDDAAYYY

The boys argue on who should pay for a first date, we quiz Pat's recent date with some questions about him and talk 'relationship names.' Will also is SUPER EXCITED FOR SOMETHING. PLUS MUCH MORE.

The boys wrap up the world cup and chat careers. From what they wanted to be when they were younger.... to what they actually turned out to be. They also share the usual weekend and movie recommendation.

The boys talk dating, from hinge, to first dates to attractive red flags.

Each week the boys share laughs but this week they decided to show that it is okay to be vulnerable. Pat and Will both open up on their journey with mental health. MIIST car detailing is holding a September fundraiser for mental health organisation beyond blue. Details here Www.miistdetailing.com

Tim Abbott joins the boys to talk Barbie Vs Oppenheimer, general chat and some new segments!

The boys eat extremely spicy noodles and try to podcast, Will puts pat through a general knowledge test and Pat shares his worst hospital experiences. PLUS MUCH MORE

The boys talk about the laziest things they have done, Will thinks Pat is lying about doing a good deed and share some Monday Motivation! PLUS MUCH MORE

The boys about why the flip Aliens would waste their time with us.... except for one reason. They guess each others favourite things and give out some weekend recommendations! Plus plenty more

Will has A LOT to get off his chest. After a difficult drive to the podcast studio, Will finds free therapy in being the angriest he's ever been, while sparking a classic Thailand story from Pat. They also offer some Monday motivation. PATREON https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129

We are joined by our Shep to solve the Chilli saga that has broken the house apart. Will proves his thoughts on our fate and we debate which animal you'd face off with for 100 million dollars.

The boys break some bad news to eachother, put odds to events happening in their life and finish the season finale of Mr Gobbles. Plus much much moreeeeeeeeeeeeee

The boys rap battle each other, Will talks about hosting the Mission Impossible premiere, they bring out a new segment and argue an awffuulllll lot.

Pat says farewell to gambling, while Will says hello to a date in QLD. The boys have their take on the hype around Taylor Swift, break down their insecurities, while Will needs help to see if he is in the wrong for a certain situation. 

The boys rip right into undie chat, the best and the worst pairs. All in detail. They argue a lot while playing play two truths one lie and who's more likely to. They also continue the story of Mr Gobbles, plus plenty more including a hilarious sec story from a listener! 

This week the boys are joined by the guy who introduced Will and Pat, Nathan (Shep).  They share stories dating back to 5 years old, make up their own inspirational quotes and get a little aggressive with a motivational speech. Plus plenty of more laughs, from Pat's unique bedtime routine to the lies Will used to tell in order to cover for himself. 

Will introduces a new character Latham, the boys player higher or lower, he/she is a 10 but, another scary story segment and plenty more! Pat's twitch - https://m.twitch.tv/cliffsipes/home

The boys roleplay being teachers, speak state of origin, share petty stories from themselves and listeners, aswell as ranking their best - worst date ideas

The boys have an apology. Bonus episode for missing Monday's show, completely unprepared, talking about whatever comes to mind!

The boys tell their own horror story. BE AWARE. SCARY. They also share their hot takes and embarrassing sex stories, aswell as starting the first week of the VOICE competition.

Pat breaks down his spending from his trip away, Will wants to buy a house but doesn't know how, they talk about their greatest of all time people (GOAT) plus much much more. Also we are starting a competition !!

This week the boys breakdown Pat's spending ahead of his weekend trip away, what they want to call their future babies and a breakthrough idea for the royals that will keep them up with the times. Also a brand new segment 'What would you do for'. Aswell as plenty more fun and laughs!

The boys are joined again by Worthless Twink for a quarterly update since their last episode together. They talk metgala, movies and music. One for the artsy people out there!

Will has an update on his love life, the boys do three new segments, Icks, yes/no and how much for? Plus the best advice segment we've ever done!

The boys brainstorm their own movie, try the snack they've always eyed off at the shop and play would you rather. At the end of this episode the boys talk about their mental health and Pat shares an emotional entry from his journal.

Will met his boyfriends family, Pat has a confession he feels terrible about, the boys build their dream 'babe' together.... yes they had to agree on features, plus plenty more like death bed confessions and arguments over who has the better house.

This week the boys are joined by Abbie Chatfield. They ask each other girl and boy questions, share niche green flags and play 2 truths 1 lie. Pat also does a roleplay with Abbie aswell as diving into the world of open relationships.

Fresh off his stand up set Patty Cliff is buzzing. Find out how he went and join Pat and Will as they dive into the true meaning of their star signs, argue over which dog would be the best human and we are joined by Will’s boyfriend who faces off against Pat to see who knows Will better! We also see who can piss each other off the most using one sentence.

The boys are joined by Dom, AKA BIG TWISTY! Dom compares the people in the city vs down south, the boys do a 'change my mind' segment and chat Harry Potter party life. Pat also talks about 'the best night of his life' seeing Morgan Wallen.

Will opens up on getting his FIRST EVER BOYFRIEND, Pat met him over the weekend and gives his honest review, the boys call their mums and see who can get away with asking for the biggest favour and Pat is doing stand up comedy for the first time ever!!!! Find out more about it plus plenty more segments on this episode!

The boys are joined by their best mate Jaxon Fairbairn. They talk about their Melbourne trip and the huge sook that had Will booking flights home on the first night, baby names, uber talk and plenty more laughs!

This week, Pat tells us about his week as a sugar baby, Will talks us through a recent first date he went on which left him smiling, we have two new segments 'Who's more likley too' and 'Change my mind about', aswell as helping out a listener with some dating advice.... not sure we are the best people to take advice from.

Will talks us through his UK trip, from spending $800 on a guy he just met to a HUGE mix up he got himself into. Pat also has a HUGE update on his love life....

The boys are joined by Tim Abbott AKA Worthlesstwink! They break down Tim's recent debacle of stinking his house out with petrol, their hypothetical porn tags and a bunch of other new segments!!!!

In this week's episode, Will gives us a huge update on his love life, as the ghoster from episode 1 has since reached out to him.... The boys also talk about their recent trip to Adelaide to see Sam Smith perform, the boys see who can keep their dad's on the phone the longest and Pat shares two celebreties he thinks he has a chance with.... Will doesn't seem to agree.

YOU WOULDN'T IS HERE! Get to know Pat and Will through embarrassing stories, oversharing, their love life and many more segments! Check out our instagram and tik tok - Youwouldntpod.