After spending years dispensing bitchy fashion commentary on their viral Instagram account Every Outfit on Sex and the City, hosts Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni realized that they have highly specific opinions about other things, too. Every Outfit is a weekly show born from our deeply unhealthy, lifelong obsession with fashion and popular culture. It’s like The View (but less geriatric) meets Fashion Police from two best friends who have spoken at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, but have also done SponCon for vibrators. New episodes every Friday.
Rabbit Rabbit! A December Mailbag Episode
On this week’s mailbag episode, we process these shocking photos of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Kathy Hilton’s Christmas Party, our favorite Taylor Swift song, Melania Trump’s funeral attire, Carine Roitfeld’s apartment, Alessandro Michele’s apartment, Cynthia Nixon’s hunger strike, our favorite SJP Met Gala look, and Jennifer Lawrence’s interview with Kylie Jenner. Today's episode is sponsored by, Nutrafol! Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT. As well as Modern Fertility! Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to Modern Fertility.com/OUTFITWant to hear our thoughts about Julia Fox's memoir Down the Drain? Or Gen-X classic Reality Bites? Or Sofia Coppola's new book? Become a Patron! Patreon.com/EveryOutfitWant your call to be featured on a future hotline episode? Call 323-486-6773
12/1/2023 • 59 minutes, 50 seconds
On Posh and Becks, Jada Pinkett Smith, Taylormania
We’re back to discuss the most vital celebrity news of the week: Taffy Brodesser-Akner’s fabulous Taylor Swift profile, the Swifties who did a Midsommer-esque circle dance in an AMC, Jada Pinkett Smith’s controversial press tour, Britney’s upcoming memoir, David Beckham’s docuseries, and Kendall Jenner’s sinister AI alter ego “Billie”. We also get into Lauren’s brush with fame, Max’s horrifying new series Naked Attraction, two very spooky Australian films Talk to Me and The Royal Hotel, NBC’s latest procedural drama Found, and Kim Kardashian’s continued dominance of American Horror Story: Delicate. Also here is THAT photo of Will Smith and Margot Robbie.Today's episode is brought to you by Jenni Kayne. Find your forever pieces and get 15% off with promo code OUTFIT at jennikayne.com/OUTFIT! As well as, Modern Fertility. Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to Modern Fertility.com/outfit.
10/20/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 17 seconds
Patreon Teaser: On Zoolander
Do you ever wonder if there’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking? On today’s episode, we dive headfirst into the Y2K era’s definitive fashion film Zoolander, the movie that launched a thousand catchphrases and successfully parodied the Christian Dior “Hobo Chic” collection only a year after its debut. Topics discussed include Milla Jovovich’s Thierry Mugler makeover, the timeless allure of Evian Mist, Jon Voight’s Oscar-worthy performance, Orange Mocha Frappucinos, our intense nostalgia for VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards, that David Lachapelle-inspired day spa, the abundance of top-shelf celebrity cameos, crazy pills, and more! Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
5/11/2023 • 11 minutes, 29 seconds
On Showgirls (TEASER)
Get your Doggy Chow and Cristal champagne ready 'cause we watched Showgirls. We get into it all from its All About Eve influence, the actors almost cast in the film, the unsexy nudity, gross sex scenes, Nomi's obsession with her period, the lack of plot, AND SO MUCH MORE! This camp classic is not only one our favorite films, but it is also the reason we became friends.Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
1/18/2023 • 10 minutes, 32 seconds
On Love Actually (TEASER)
Dearest fuckettes, please enjoy a preview of our inaugural holiday episode for the Patreon, Love Actually. We get into it all: the weird reference to 9/11, our undying love for Emma Thompson, bizarre age gaps, Love Actually fanfic, the best love songs, a power ranking of the characters, the ethics of (arguably) the most romantic scene in film, AND SO MUCH MORE!Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
12/23/2022 • 12 minutes, 40 seconds
On The White Lotus, Heroin Chic, Savage x Fenty
The ladies are back once again for a curated discussion of the best in pop culture. Topics include: the Joan Didion’s exhibition at the Hammer Museum, the ethics of a good museum owned by a terrible person, bidding on Didion’s personal effects, the return of White Lotus, living a Monica Vitti lifestyle, Lauren’s longing for a weekly/bing hybrid, also Lauren is aware she said Michael Imperioli’s name incorrectly, Chelsea gives a fashion history lesson about Heroin Chic, Hollywood’s obsession with Ozempic, Rihanna’s latest Savage Fenty show, why was Johnny Depp there (?!), reviewing Barbarian, and SO MUCH MORE! Show NotesVisit The Joan Didion exhibitionPeruse The Joan Didion auctionWatch The White Lotus Season TwoRead the Heroin Chic articleWatch the Savage x Fenty showWatch Barbarian Today's episode is sponsored by Wildgrain. For a limited time, you can get $30 off the first box - PLUS free Croissants in every box - when you go to Wildgrain.com/outfit to start your subscription.As well as, Nutrafol. Enter the promo code OUTFIT to save FIFTEEN DOLLARS off your first month’s subscription.And, Modern Fertility. Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $30 off the test when you go to Modern Fertility.com/outfit. Want to hear our thoughts on Titanic? Get episodes early and without ads? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
11/11/2022 • 1 hour, 4 seconds
On Hocus Pocus 2 (TEASER)
This month on the Patreon we dive into Hocus Pocus 2 and unpack the lore of the Sanderson Sisters. Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
10/4/2022 • 10 minutes, 55 seconds
On Sex and the City 2 (TEASER)
We’re sorry, we can’t, this week is just a preview of our SATC 2 Patreon episode. Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
7/8/2022 • 11 minutes, 17 seconds
On Magnolia (TEASER)
This month on the Patreon we unpack our ongoing obsession with Paul Thomas Anderson's Magnolia. Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
4/20/2022 • 5 minutes, 3 seconds
On And Just Like That: Final Thoughts Pt. 2 (TEASER)
We're sorry. We can't. We started a Patreon. Here is a sample of the thrilling conclusion to us processing the series that is, And Just Like That.Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
2/22/2022 • 6 minutes, 18 seconds
On And Just Like That: Final Thoughts Pt. 1 (TEASER)
We're sorry. We can't. We started a Patreon. Here is a sample from our very first episode, where we discuss And Just Like That for nearly two hours. And it's only Part One! Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
