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on this podcast, I turn on the voice memo app on my phone and basically just talk shit to myself and posting it exactly as it is. it’s probably not going to be very good but listen to it if you want
shitty life updates
English, Social, 1 season, 39 episodes, 4 hours, 29 minutes
shitty life updates
English, Social, 1 season, 39 episodes, 4 hours, 29 minutes
shitty life update #39 – weird encounter at the mall
all I wanted was to buy a moisturiser at the mall and this whole experience was so stupid
12/6/2021 • 11 minutes, 10 seconds
shitty life update #38 – I wrote my book but I can’t publish it
this is the first book I’m writing so I have no fucking idea what I’m doing. I think I’ve made a mistake somewhere so now I’m ranting
11/14/2021 • 8 minutes, 46 seconds
shitty life update #37 – one way ticket decisions
bought a one-way ticket in August and it’s been 3 months now and I guess I can say it’s working out great
11/12/2021 • 6 minutes, 27 seconds
shitty life update #36 – trying this podcast thing again
it’s been almost half a year since my last episode. this whole episode is just me trying to get back into the flow. it’s basically just awkward and I’m not really saying anything much
11/3/2021 • 5 minutes, 36 seconds
shitty life update #35 – my new project
maybe this is the beginning of everything finally falling into place. or another fucking mess
5/23/2021 • 10 minutes, 58 seconds
shitty life update #34 – it’s been a hot minute
mind is a huge mess and I am trying to organise it all together
5/16/2021 • 6 minutes, 26 seconds
shitty life update #33 – no plans on a Sunday afternoon
ranted a lot about a bunch of new things that happened to me that don’t matter to you while drinking my coffee
4/25/2021 • 11 minutes, 49 seconds
shitty life update #32 – it’s my birthday
did a little birthday rant here. happy 420 everyone
4/20/2021 • 16 minutes, 31 seconds
shitty life update #31 – I want to do everything at once
took a deep breath and spat all my thoughts out in one mouthful
4/16/2021 • 6 minutes, 26 seconds
shitty life update #30 – trying to have a good morning
recorded this while sitting outside my gym in public. the amount of fucks I’m giving about what others think of me is slowly (very slowly) declining
4/15/2021 • 4 minutes, 11 seconds
shitty life update #29 – the truth about wanting something
morning coffee and deep convos
4/11/2021 • 5 minutes, 8 seconds
shitty life update #28 – the art of consistency
someone said this to me a few years ago and it’s something I think about a lot
4/8/2021 • 7 minutes, 24 seconds
shitty life update #27 – how do you tell a good opportunity from a bad one?
shoutout to Samson (@tan_samson) for the question. tweet me on Twitter if you have anything you’d want me to talk about on the podcast
4/5/2021 • 5 minutes, 52 seconds
shitty life update #26 – it’s April
new month. still drinking coffee
4/1/2021 • 5 minutes, 40 seconds
shitty life update #25 – my house is flooded
another shitty life update. I can’t make this shit up lol
3/29/2021 • 4 minutes, 35 seconds
shitty life update #24 – I broke my thumb
another episode of me telling you how fucking stupid I am
3/29/2021 • 10 minutes, 38 seconds
shitty life update #23 – fishies swimming in coffee
bought some fishy ice cubes. posted it on my Twitter if you wanna have a look bc I’m really bad at explaining how they look like
3/25/2021 • 6 minutes, 1 second
shitty life update #22 – impulse purchase
talked about it on episode #20 on how I wanted to make an impulse purchase and it didn’t work out. couldn’t shake that impulse away so I went back and did it anyway
3/24/2021 • 6 minutes, 44 seconds
shitty life update #21 – alarm clocks
talked about the unimportance of having the “radar” sound as the alarm ringtone on my iPhone and how many times do you have to snooze to sleep forever
3/22/2021 • 6 minutes, 50 seconds
shitty life update #20 – disappointed but not surprised
from a true story that is honestly the analogy of my entire fucking life
3/21/2021 • 8 minutes, 28 seconds
shitty life update #19 – have not been going to the gym
recording this podcast at 1am because people are giving me shit for not posting in 2 days
3/18/2021 • 6 minutes, 26 seconds
shitty life update #18 – I just woke up
this episode is literally so lame I feel like there will come a time in a future where I would absolutely regret ever putting these up
3/16/2021 • 2 minutes, 56 seconds
shitty life update #17 – ran out of coffee
2 mins 56 secs of me telling you why I’m an idiot
3/15/2021 • 2 minutes, 56 seconds
shitty life update #16 – responsibilities vs opportunities
what do you do when you have to choose between doing what you gotta do and to not feel like you want to fucking die?
3/14/2021 • 12 minutes, 15 seconds
shitty life update #15 – I made an Instagram filter
working on many new ideas. this is one of them
3/11/2021 • 3 minutes, 12 seconds
shitty life update #14 – got chased out of McDonald’s
still had like 1/5 of my coffee left that I couldn’t get to finish. fml
3/10/2021 • 5 minutes, 21 seconds
shitty life update #13 – how to think deeper
@swiftleeiv asked me on Twitter on some of the best places to do deep thinking
3/8/2021 • 8 minutes, 31 seconds
shitty life update #12 – recording this on a different microphone
audio quality is a little different today. not sure if it’s a good or a bad thing. tweet me at @payformycoffee
3/7/2021 • 5 minutes, 35 seconds
shitty life update #11 – March affirmation
sat in a dark room and listened to what the universe is saying to me. or maybe it was just me speaking to myself
3/6/2021 • 6 minutes, 37 seconds
shitty life update #10 – moving out
moved out of my parents ’ and now I gotta pay rent every month
3/5/2021 • 9 minutes, 37 seconds
shitty life update #9 – talk to me
follow me on Twitter @payformycoffee
3/3/2021 • 9 minutes, 39 seconds
shitty life update #8 – what is the point of anything?
afternoon coffee and non-stop blabbering
3/2/2021 • 9 minutes, 33 seconds
shitty life update #7 – it’s March
another month same old existential crisis
3/1/2021 • 4 minutes, 44 seconds
shitty life update #6 – pokemon cards
recording this in my bed half asleep. need coffee
2/28/2021 • 4 minutes, 47 seconds
shitty life update #5 – dropped my blueberries
still ate them anyway bc I’m disgusting
2/27/2021 • 5 minutes, 58 seconds
shitty life update #4 – are you trying to win or not lose
don’t listen to this unless you want to start having fucking existential issues
2/26/2021 • 4 minutes, 45 seconds
shitty life update #3 – another one
I know I literally just posted an episode one hour ago but here’s another one bc why the fuck not
2/25/2021 • 3 minutes, 21 seconds
shitty life update #2 – um not sure what I should title this
felt like I just spent all 4 mins talking about nothing but fuck it just gonna post this
2/25/2021 • 4 minutes, 6 seconds
shitty life update #1 – new idea
no idea what I’m doing but fuck it. wait. am I allowed to swear on here? yeah fuck whatever
2/24/2021 • 3 minutes, 32 seconds