Is obliviousness a higher state of being that transcends mere consciousness? Creg Bellowes couldn't say either way.

Ex-Commissar of Time, Maupertuis, goes back in time to July 20, 1974, where she faces the Catholic school science fair project that destroyed/began everything!

Thanks to technology whose potential for abuse is well beyond the moral capabilities of humankind, Maupertuis finds her adult mind sent back in time to inhabit her child body!

Time travel, retribution, and foreign accents!

A film by Roger Corman: Lauren Starbuck and Stumpy Greene travel to Prague to chase golems!

Emily Wellingtonford, Canadian mine owner and usurer, falters in the face of an adamant usuree!

At Top Secret Hotel, everything is as it seems: robot jackals, surly maid service, and people living inside the walls!

Edgar Allan Poe V returns to the Baja Beach Club in Norway, Sweden, Wisconsin to embarrass and destroy it.

Norma the Mail Carrier and Old Man Fester have a run-in with Bad Nancy Drew and Bad Hardy Boys!

Who knew a Jean Paul Sartre puppet would be such a jerk?

Opening soon! America's most disappointing and properly under-appreciated national park.

Edgar Allan Poe's great great great granddaughter reviews restaurant, and you know what that means!

Scott Herrick, writer and raconteur, charms the Listener with his scuba disasters.

17th Century philosopher Baruch Spinoza spoils Earth Day for everyone!

Johnny Hambone, library bouncer and detective, worries with sidekick Rollo about the ontology of episode 5, so they call upon Novalis—again!

Bad Nancy Drew (Bitsy and Francine) meet Bad Hardy Boys (Tanner) and commit jolly beach crimes together!

Maybe you're in the wrong cult? Find out why!

Norma the Mail Carrier is annoyed on her postal route by Old Man Fester, who wants to talk about all his physical problems.

Once you enter the Harpsicord Closet, it's hard to move around because of all the harpsicords!

Johnny Hambone's sidekick becomes a villain. Or does he...? Yes, he does!

When you're tired of working remotely and flee back alone to the office, what treasures—and dangers—await?

Who needs a fresh axolotl? Listener, perhaps you'd like to buy one...

Let former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee keep you in a stupor all day long!

Who needs a fresh axolotl? Listener, perhaps you'd like to buy one...

Johnny Hambone uses German Romanticism to solve the mystery of an attempted return of cash to an ATM.

In a classic instance of the "locked cubicle" mystery, Johnny channels F.W.J. Schelling.

It's Valentine's Day, and philosopher Baruch Spinoza is ready to dispel all the illusions of love.

Anyone can be a social influencer. Telling the future online by reading goat intestines—that takes guts.

A special presentation from some of the last Neanderthals to support ancient public radio.,

Laissez les bons temps roulez as you honk for more lard!

Wendy Henderson continues to have trouble balancing "beauty" and "beast" in his new costume.

Called out of Library Bouncer retirement, Johnny Hambone solves crimes.

Any old critic can review a restaurant ... do you have what it takes to survive a supermarket deli dining room?

True crime podcasters Darlene, Tessa and Willie contemplate pulling off a true crime.

Dentist Dr. Mia Heffernan's got your back ... if you've got hers.

Since now everyone's an expert on everything, why not earn your higher degree from home?

Roger Basement considers, "Whatever happened to What's-his-name?"

The great Brazilian dictator-wannabe discovers himself on "Mister Toad's Wild Ride."

America's bitterest talk show host discusses his next television project.

See scenic Ireland! Get measured for your coffin!

A flim-flam man invents the most accurate clock in the known universe.

Jack, who's spent most of his time in his mother's basement, now spends it in prison.

The occasional series takes a look at an extraordinary pledge break from the Dawn of Time.

Wendell "Wendy" Henderson debates with influencers about his new superhero outfit.

In this episode we discover that to our relief it’s the last one, ever, until the series is somehow resumed at some point.

"It's a really, really big shew"—totally unscripted, from the subconsciouses of Tony and Kevin!

Yes, Kevin thinks up the best episode titles, but he confesses to a being a life-long liar and tries to throw the blame for these best titles onto Tony.

Lady MacBeth speaks to the 21st century, now in powdered form!

This episode’s relaxed sense of emergency carries us soon to an account of how Kevin was wedged between sandbags during a flood as a 9-year-old, while Tony, unaccountably, wasn’t.

In the tradition of great and powerful critiques of timid thinking, Jacques d'Temps-en-temps and Hans Fluker return one last time to lament Men in Charge's portrayal of them as well as to lambast Tony and Kevin for their decision not to include more KISS and hovercrafts in their sketches.

The year is 1541 in a world much different from ours. Join an intrepid band of inventors, spies and scapegraces in an adventure that puts the hole Schmalkaldic saga in context!

This episode gets Biblical through unwieldy, unconvincing inference.

There’s room for you on the Lord’s sofa because Tony and Kevin have come to the end (that is, they’ve “put down”) two long-running series.

The year is 1541 in a world much different from ours. Join an intrepid band of inventors, spies and scapegraces in an adventure that'll get you fired up!

In this episode, we learn why Assassin School is like summer camp but with even more blood and humiliation.

The year is 1541 in a world much different from ours. Join an intrepid band of inventors, spies and scapegraces as something watery this way comes!

Why are they above the Law? Because the Law sets a low Bar—look how many people pass it every year—and Tony and Kevin stride the world like a couple of tall people.

We quickly learn why Coroner’s office reform, long sought by Coroner’s Office reformers like Kevin, is best performed by cheerleaders: young men in skirts, even if Tony and Kevin get laughed out of the Coroner’s office yet again.

The meaning of this title is self-evident, right? Isn’t our Christian Nation walking on Really Bad Water right now? On Earth, only the well-armed shall be forgiven.

This episode is all about the paradox of the “happiness chimney,” where, as you’ll recall, you were put during sleep-away camp when you got out of hand. Remember?

In this episode, Kevin and Tony explain why your life feels so much like a big cheat. Why? Because they’re living your best life, sitting in the dark in their underwear drinking RC Cola, which is what you wish you could do, but you can’t, because you don’t have a radio show or podcast.

Our hosts address the semi-bi-annual question of how many pounds of dogs should dog pounds impound? As few as possible, they decide, so that as many as possible can go to dogless homes.

Welcome to the year 457 million BCE and another episode of "The Scales of Justice," the courtroom drama adventures of Balthasar Q. Esterhazy, Trilobite-at-Law. Esterhazy fights to prosecute the worst bottom-feeders in the Paleo-Tethys Ocean and put them behind bars of iron-hard coral for good—and does so one last time.

In this episode, Tony and Kevin explain the basis of their perfection, which is mainly that their self-regard is an affront to regular, more generic people, who themselves have failed to fully articulate the nature of our hosts’ excellence.

In this episode, Tony and Kevin explain the basis of their perfection, which is mainly that their self-regard is an affront to regular, more generic people, who themselves have failed to fully articulate the nature of our hosts’ excellence.

Kevin and Tony open with an intense discussion of the bus pass (good) versus the Donner Pass (less good unless traversed using a bus pass).

In this episode (only 21 more to go in Season 11), Tony and Kevin make the usual linkages between coffee and viruses, leaving no random thought unuttered.

In this episode, Kevin and Tony explore early use of swear words, and Kevin relates a traumatic event from his past.

For this gutsy little episode, Tony and Kevin try to overcome 11th-season lassitude by following the trail back to their entrails, and then getting lost.

In this episode, Kevin and Tony lay out strong arguments for why CGI creatures—to be realistic—need many more nostrils than are currently afforded them, especially knuckle nostrils.

With this new season, the eleventh, Tony and Kevin cheerfully declare their indifference both to the title and to the occasion by declaring this the “vestigial” season of Men in Charge.

Jeff White, Blanche Whitney, Bobby Van Illa and Ash Ivory pontificate on the inherent greatness of men...mostly white men.

Yes, for this episode, Marjorie Taylor Greene makes another laughable appearance, but more about that in a moment.

Faced with implacable offspring, Tony and Kevin wonder if indeed they are virgins, or whether they even have kids, or if their kids adopted them, or whether anything has ever actually happened.